Bill Bailey - Tea and Coffee Making FACILITIES !!!

[CharliieCullen151]

i always find the tea and coffee making facilities when ever i go on holiday :)

[MagikGimp]

I watched the whole DVD extra which was sad enough and I was absolutely sure that there'd be a compilation on YouTube which is even sadder! I knew it, you didn't let me down! God bless the sad stupid things in life, I love them all.

[HumbleScribe1]

Alles in ordnung.

[programaster]

@HumbleScribe1 Ja. Es ist kein England wenn es keine Tee gibt.

[lange444]

it's massive! it's a cobra. that's what she said

[Raglum]

A tiny pixie shower for showering pikies in the sink

[spongebob43100]

do ya want conditiona? do you want CONDITIONA? makes me pmsl.:D

[utubeizawsum]

BILL I WANT YOU BABEH, FOREVER YOU AND ME. <3

[Hertzpolatski]

Das ist nich...gut.

[Jumjumcider]

Imagine just going about your day being totally unaware that you are being filmed by a troll/bill bailey

[arff2003]

you always know it's time to go, when they bring out the bourbon creams.

[gomptwoky]

I was in a hotel recently and when i seen the tea and coffee making facilities i couldn't help but think of this XD

[purpleClarinet123]

hahaha tiny pixie shower :'D

[AuthorityComplex]

Cracked me up so much

[Frickemon]

Just took a trip to the UK and took picture of the tea and coffee making facilities and the Corby 3000 trouser press..

[sbrookes1991]

"HOSENBUGLER"

[vvelvettearss]

who else lost it when he said "a tiny PIXIE shower, for showering pixies in the sink!"

[couldnotthinkofone]

"no zebras were harmed in the making of this ironing board."

Yeah cuz it's a giraffe...

[schizomaybe]

Isn't that more leaopard than zebra?X D

[RobbieA32]

5:37



[bladerunner12]

Bill must have a very wealthy dealer.

[crazytosh1]

'Saucy little minxes!'

[sianchild]

Theragnome ftw! I love how Bill can entertain himself so easily, although he does get some weird things in his hotel rooms!

[metalheadkev10]

thats awesome so funny

[joe89nufc]

4.20 imagine walking past a hotel and seeing Bill Bailey recoding you with a camcorder from his window lol

[tomhalling]

HOSENBÜGLER!

[Nephi895]

I'm pretty sure he's high when he does the bathroom.

[RawBohemian]

The scary thing is, that sink IS a hairdressing sink. It even has the dip to put your neck against. Couldn't the hotel afford a normal sink?!

[RawBohemian]

Imagine looking up at a hotel and seeing Bill hanging out of it with a video camera. :D

TEA AND COFFEE MAKING FACILITIES!

[RawBohemian]

Imagine looking up at a hotel and seeing Bill hanging out of it with a video camera. :D

[Myrskism]

so funny!

[purplecat747]

my friends are mad about this. hey rhianna! are you here!

[Superchicken32]

It's funny because Zebras have stripes, not spots...

[mijmijrm]

rather disappointing there wasn't a dead fly in the vase.  He should have rung down for one.

[buddahchimp]

was yaning or however you spell it when he said his hosebugler bit, almost swallowed my tongue

[phemyda94]

"Wonder if I could get that in my bag?"

We ALL think that about something whenever we're in a hotel room

[JVbin]

I NEED the music from this extra!!! =D

[coraline641]

I loved this DVD extra- it had me in stitches! Though surely that's a cow print ironing board rather than a zebra print one...?

[Hysteria98]

@devilschild666able It's a matter of opinion, for all I know you could've found Hitler funny.

[TheFacetuber]

the eye of soron.rofl.

[PunkyDalek]

HOSENBUGLER!!!



[Hysteria98]

Greatest DVD extra ever.

[InsightVidya]

ahh ye wan cndishnar? wan cndishnar??

hahaha

[Yadablahblahblahbla]

Tea and coffee making facilities....-Satisfied sigh- :)

[aidenrule45]

bouben creams i deserve it!

[hardrockinhere]

tiny little star, in a BIG movie

[cosmicdustbunnee]

giant horizontal dali-esk egg

[soulvibe2007]

Would of been even more amazing if you was eating a bag temptations at the same time lol

[wadakak]

Those of you that copy mr baily are well... weird. shouting hosenbugler randomly amoung fellow hotel guests it just plain... wierd.. he is a true genius at his game and therefore should be listened too and not copyed.. anyway even trying too pull off the same jokes as bill just dosnt work, does it! I love bill baileys work as do all of you, but please comment on his skill, dont reinact it....

[Stolanis]

@wadakak Weird? Quite the contrary - emulation is one of the simplest ways in which fans relate to the objects of their admiration. How do you think catch-phrases first came into being?

[MrMorgansgoat]

Fucking insane ! As I was watching this I was actually eating a bag of sensations ! YES the very same crisps as in Bills hotel room !

Really I shit you not !

Amazing !

[GauldyTrebeach]

The Eye of Sauron! :D

[thedarknesscallingme]

oh bill, what a mad world you live in LOL

[octomonkey1980]

Auf der HOSENBUGLER!! lol I work with a German lady and it gets on her nerves whenever I shout "HOSENBUGLAR!!" at her :)

[TheZefMan]

Wenn man die Hosen im Hosenbügler stellt, wird alles in Ordnung!

Unser Gesellschaft braucht der Hosenbügler! Ohne der Ordnung des Hosenbüglers, wird unser Land zerstört werden!

Mit dem Hosenbügler sind wir stark! Durch Ordnung, durch flache Hosen, können wir die Gesellschaft verbessern!

[KasHCubeD]

The Tea & Coffee making facilities in my current occupational premises leave a lot to be desired.

[slytherinsheirx]

Brilliant! That'll be as much of Liverpool that I'll probably ever see.

[Froggyflippers]

LOL "no zebras were harmed" ......its a cow? :L

[NeonxSpotlights]

A tiny litle star in a BIG MOVIE. Tiny...BIG. Tiny...

B I G. Jelly babies...Rock and roll ;D

...

HOSENBUGLER!

[RABIATED]

Or... in it's Germanic form... HOSENBÜGLER!

[neil73]

Whenever I've been on the road, stopping a different hotels across a country, I always like to compare hotel rooms. Holiday Inns are the same the world over, Ibis pretty much the same. But the cheaper end of the market have facilities that are a poor effort but nevertheless hilarious: like the pack of biscuits in his first room in this vid!!

Not seen this for a few years, thanks for posting

[SquishedButterfly]

must be great being bill. to be able to see all that comedy in a place most of us find dull and functional.

[soulvibe2007]

So true :) ..... wired thing is though alot of the great comedians suffer with depression or bipoler disorder ..... not saying Bill does though it just that all that manic energy and imagination usually has two sides must be one of the things which makes funny people really funny which is a shame.

[BaileyJapes]

@soulvibe2007 Although there are some depressed comedians, there's no proof of a higher percentage of depressed comedians than non-comedians. It's just a popular image - the 'sad clown'. In reality there are many depressed folk who can barely string an observational rant together.

[struttykenya]

two bottles of water rock and roll

wtf he is such a legend

[dalviel]

3:09 BELT WAS UNDONE! hahahahaha

[OverRideGeneration]

... HOSENBUGLER

[trainzandtrombones]

@ 2:38, is that na epi-pen I spot. :O

[An1malcr0ss1ng]

hehe my friend lives in York. you'd be surprised how many people there are there.

and the eye of Sauron!!! (oooooo)

[crazyrock195]

Every time I go on holiday now, the first thing I do is find the trouser press and coffee stuff and then shout HOSENBUGLER and TEA AND COFFEE MAKING FACILITIES!!! Drives my family mad :)

[soulvibe2007]

Haha ...... weird ain't it everytime I'm in a hotel I do the same look for TEA AND COFFEE MAKING FACILITIES!!! the trouserpress and look to see if it has Hosenbugler written 0n it. Not shouted it yet though might do that next time lol

[lillostsoul21]

I do that too!

[halokittiekat]

I do that too! Saying Tea & coffe making facilities & looking for the Hosenbugler is the best part of staying in a hotel/B&B. It's a compulsion, I just can't help it.

[XiiSliiKiiX]

haahahaaha omfg legend!! :)

[thermotheo]

he had to high

[psychomaji]

"no zebras were harmed in the making of this ironing board"

... because it was made out of giraffes

[pignutbushcraft]

bloody hell its massive, its a cobra. thats funny that bit lol

[arturner22]

crakin up all the way through :)

[naganokumas]

At 2:05, to me it wasn't an highly illuminated cigar, or even the horizontal sunrise of the Eye of Sauron.

It was a lamp.

[tangofizz77]

It was a joke.

[naganokumas]

At 1:30 I saw something worth coming down early for.

To me, it wasn't an horizontal Daliesque thing. It was a vertical sunset.

Have another look. It's a beautiful sunset.

Now that's worth getting up early for.

[vvelvettearss]

Tea...and coffee making facilitiiies * deep sigh*

[Symphoniahearts666]

Ah you gotta love bill bailey, analysing the room xD Tea & coffee making facilities! Lets all go downstairs for the strange shaped egg :P The pixie shower! HOSENBUGLER! I have to buy this dvd now, hes so funny!

[spikeasher]

@Symphoniahearts666 Totally worth the buy, i got "The Classic Collection about 5 years ago which has "Cosmic Jam", "Bewilderness" & "Part Troll" on it and i watch them at least once every 2 months :P

[godie666]

lol, pissed myself at 5:37

[soulvibe2007]

haha yeah funniest bit :)

[idlesenses1]

HOSENBUGLER

[101drumrocker101]

haha so so funny but the ironing bored is a cow one not a zebra , PIXIE SHOWER

[UGoTDZeZ]

what was in the garden gnome? couldnt make out what he was sayin.

[soulvibe2007]

There was a theremin in the gnome.

Type theremin in wikipedia

[babiiemmii]

1:49

I laughed so hard i fell off the chair!

[118moustache]

saucy littles minxes!

[daniels44]

like the way he says "a bath" and then just laughs to himself at 3:15

[Roadie92]

"Tiny, Big, Tiny,Big, Tiny,Big" XD

[keetsmay]

a tiny pixie shower!!

omg this video is amazing

[LowRyder90]

awesome thanks for the upload

[soulvibe2007]

Your welcome :)

[lixechan]

awesome

i want the whole thing now! *dashes off to find the dvd*

i love the end bit.. always makes me happy and calm :) xxx

[trumsolon]

"Art of... something. Uh, a cross section of a weasel's brain..."

XD

[soulvibe2007]

Lol ....... "of dee HOSENBUGLER!"

[willywinwin]

haha so funny !!!

[oceaurill]

great stuff..thanks so much!

[soulvibe2007]

yw :)