MST3K - Favorite Moments - Jack Frost

[ngobleus]

One that's not on here I like:

(Ivan punches one of the bandits and a cymbal sound is heard): "Cymbalfist! The new action hero!!"

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

"you just got yourself a big sled-load of whoopass"

:)

[madahad9]

"She makes Olivia Hussey look like Thelma Ritter."

"Alfalfa was an adorable child."

This would be high on my list of favorite MST3K episodes. They've had more than a few clunkers but this is among the best.

"I thought Jerry Garcia was Father Mushroom."

[darkfanggirla1]

"BABE!!!"

[SuperReckless96]

where is the ah ha hairdo joke

[TheBatman1939]

Is that...is that supposed to be the Baba Yaga?

[AdamYJ]

@TheBatman1939 I think so.

Okay folks, I would just like to ask that you don't judge all Russian and Slavic folklore based on this movie.

[Ciberya]

what the fuck is going on with this movie

[alspageddi]

i remember this and "the final sacrifice" episode most vividly among the MST3K canon. "the flat part, anyway." lmao!

[Hakkai87]

This seems to be a retelling of Snow White and Rose Red, one of my favorite fairy tales!

[Bonnman100]

BABE!!!! lmao

[MegaTaylor12345]

Crow: you know Mike this must be a magical land i hate magical lands lol

[MegaTaylor12345]

did i have too eat all thoses campers uuugh lol

[VerySourLemon]

BABE! NOOO!!!

[ninjast4r]

I greet with "I SPIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP! PTOOEI!" now. No one gets it. They just slam the door in my face. I guess people just don't care fore Russo-Finnish culture.

[NewPaltzIndie]

best episode imo!

[izzybeth]

oh my god, a hildegarde of bingen joke. these guys are my heroes.

[Cajek2]

I didn't know there were that many landmines LEFT in Narnia

[Ghoopty]

This is some hilarious high-speed random shit....I was crying. Awesome!

[TheAK]

A missed favorite of mine is: "Every time I meet a man he's either gay or a bear!"

[powerpup97]

4:11 - I could not stop laughing at that the first time I saw that!

[teejay2788]

"mayb im crazier than a out house rat"

[tritiumH3]

All the times I've seen this, I've never noticed Marfushka was in a giant cradle. Huh, that's deeply creepy.

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: Jackie Chan IS Ivanushka!

[anemicroyaltea69]

Oh nooo!!! Of course this was an awesome video, and I know it's YOUR favorites but oohhhhh I really wanted the zoom in on the "young Mike Nelson" laughing at the Tom Petty girl!! lmao That part usually makes me cry from laughing so hard! lmao

Anyway, great video, and thanks for uploading!

[cbennz514]

"SURGE!"

[Revinita]

"A bird"

"let's eat it"

ding

"ah"

[tubeviewerX20]

"The flat part, anyway." Ha Ha!

[HinataChick38]

"Meoww!!"

"How do ya like my website?"

LOLcat reference!

[puppetgeneral39]

You missed one:

"Jack Frost opened fire on a patch of elms today."

[auritone]

@puppetgeneral39 Actually, I missed quite a few! Oh, well... :)

[BryonYoungblood]

@auritone You still had some good ones here from Jack Frost, Auritone. ^^

[DoubleDumbassonU]

@puppetgeneral39

Opened fire on a stand of willows! I fall asleep to this movie every night; know it by heart. Thsi and Deathstalker and Space Mutiny and Prince of Space.....I love MST.

[GrizDrummer25]

this has been a test of the emergency alert chicken

[johnhamilton08]

in the interest of peace... smell yourself.

[jirera28]

"It's colder than a bucket of peguin poop, it's colder than a polar bear's butt, the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants"

I'm crying.

[BryonYoungblood]

Mike: So the first plotpoint involves knitting socks. I think we're in for quite a ride, guys!

I gotta concur with Mike. XD

[Canadiana71]

"Do I look like Simon Le Bon?" 

[pvtpyle74]

This is the sun, your call is important to us....

[edstercw]

As everyone knows Alan Smithee is the fake name directors credit themselves with when their movie is ruined by Edward Norton in editing

[Sypran]

I cant stop laughing XD

[sexyglexy]

"and you are??" haha

[Tribblemethis]

i guess we should go back to being ugly...LOL!

[OmarAlQaseer]

I saw this in Russia. It was a trip.

Oh...and "Help me Obi Wan Kenoboski"

[VanNicky75]

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Wedding!

[vogelkl]

i enjoy watching peoples mental illness

[BXVAce]

"Well that's taken care of. Now what are you gonna do about the fact that you're Finnish?"

[Feckinpaddy29]

Sadly this was Chet Baker's last role.

[tennispink]

Human schnauzer! lmao!!!!!!!

[MrsCaptainEO]

3:12

Mike: Do I look like Simon Le Bon?

My show and my band!! Thumbs up for both.

[ccipollini1984]

Mushroom guys startin to PISS me off! lolo

[PyrozPlayground]

Oh, didn't know there are many land mines left in Narnia! LOL

[smokinf150]

a bird, "lets eat it" ...... bottom line don't mess with jack frost

[ngobleus]

"The movie that dares to ask the question, 'Will he find the dwarf?'"

[FlippinBooks]

"Frodo gets drunk and starts screwing with the neighbors."

"I didn't know there were that many land mines left in Narnia!"

"How not to be seen."

xD God I love these guys.

[sprybug]

Awww, you left out a couple good ones..

"What would you do for a Klondike bar" while he's running through the snow,

and the unnecessary zoom on the cat when she enters Jack Frost's home "Meow meow meow!"

[MansonFan64]

....do russians and/or finnish people understand this story? WTF?

[teejay2788]

"mayb im crazier than a out house rat"

[JamieSSulivan]

"You just got yourself a big sledload of whoop-ass, Frost."

[9998833]

the mushroom guy's starting to piss me off!!! lmao

[ajawofcopan]

lol "this is the Sun, your call is very important to us"

[demboys18]

Jackie Chan IS Ivanushka

[CANelsonAuthor]

LOL, I hate magical lands <3

[starkat666]

Hey Jack frost got a disco stick lol

[PerryPlanet]

"Oh, the world's thrown into chaos; earthquakes, floods, but that's fine. You knit your sock!"

[garryOBJ]

I actually didnt really like this episode when i first saw it....but now i think its pretty funny....

[historyblitz]

"You just got yourself a big sledload of whoopass, Frost."

[PennKISSFAN]

I might have found it yay!

[PennKISSFAN]

This was one of my favorite MST3K episode. Oh how I wish I could find the whole episode of this on here. I had it recorded on vhs years ago but have no clue where it went

[TheIrredeemable]

@PennKISSFAN

Its actually out now in volume XVIII.

[jakobole]

*Ding* - she's done!

[OnlyEndsOnce]

You are a Queen! In that you look like Freddy Mercury.

[Verto9999]

"the flat part anyway"  Ouch the implications are just disturbing :)

[tnadrg1982]

it's good to see anthony michael hall working again

[JoeTedz]

I'M HANS! ohh forget it!

[804zking]

"Ohh..self delivering lumber!" LMFAO!!

[kaizer250]

Haha. Some of the joke references are really clever.

"These names are all Russian for Alan Smithee."

Awesome.

[giggabytegirl1]

It's...it's...a bunch of michael palin impersonators!!

Mst3k is the BEST, hands down.

[mct1967]

This episode is easily in the top-5 best MST3K episodes ever. Other great episodes are "Prince of Space" and any of the Gamera episodes.

[SoylentGreeeen]

Holy shit, I remember that silly scene with the witch and the house with chicken legs. I guess that means I have actually seen and liked this film when I was little. Must. Watch. Whole. Episode.

[SoylentGreeeen]

@SoylentGreeeen Now that Jack Frost turns up I remember that I actually own the film on VHS. I didn't recognize the title because I own the German dub. Oh, the nostalgia.

[Psychonautical]

"Yeah right until the mushroom guy moved in"

[Aijalon2520]

"My muffins!"

Oh, wait, that's not in this video. =P

[ACCool]

This is why I can't name one famous Russian actor!

[nagaking07]

"You just got yourself a big sled load of whoop ass Frost!"

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

"Help me Obiwankinoboski"

[rayharryhausen6]

This episode seems AWESOME!!! I hope it gets onto DVD sometime soon!

[mothglitter]

It is...THE...best.

[samuraikarasu]

@rayharryhausen6 Lucky for you sweetie, guess what just got announced for Box Set XVIII?

[Tonzura11]

Good news! It will be in the next MST3K DVD set.

[tsartodd]

these names are all Russian for "Alan Smithee."

XD XD

[SalvationOfDarkness]

"and you areee?"

[typacsk]

Thanks for the "How Not to Be Seen" reference

[lonelysith66]

"Bob Keshin is Mr. Natural."

Just as long as it isn't Mr. B Natural, we're cool!

XD

[yourmajesty90]

We spit on your doorstep, ptui ptui!

[BulletDrummer]

This is a test of the emergency broadcast chicken.

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k 24/7

[JesterSentinel]

Tom: If i had a tree I'd keep it in the yard

[hbkrules82]

" mushroom guy is starting to piss me off"

"val kilmer is prince valiant!"

"james woods!!"

LMAO!!

[Acme1970]

I wish they would put all 4 of the Russo-Finnish movies in a DVD box set

[r0natello]

Se olisi sweet!

Это будет сладко!

:)

[JHZildjian]

4:31-4:33

"Mommy, can I go play at Timmy's?"

Perfect example of how well Mike and the bots read body language.

[JHZildjian]

"I'm Hans...oh forget it."

[BlasphemousApples]

JACKIE CHAN IS

YYVAANOOSHKA

[mean86chevy]

Oh am i that transparent?

[pmoney200]

In that you look like Freddie Mercury!! Greatest singer of all time 18th anniversary of his death today! RIP!!

P.S.Mushroom guys starting to piss me off!

[ilikethecoke]

BABE! NO!

[USAF95]

i didnt know there were that many land mines left in narnia

[Kemonokami]

Yogurt is NOT a finger-food.

[XxPnuemaxX]

Dont mess with Jack Frost.

[mst3k54]

great clips.

You left out "He's got playboys!" and "Eat lead, Spring!" and of course. "Take THAT, Hamburgler."

[SoraRoxasmon]

"You just got yourself a big sled of whoopass"

I couldn't stop laughing

[lonelysith66]

Thank you, Stone Cold Steve Austin!

XD

[BlueKyne]

I've never been in such heat!!! LOL

[philos219]

'its good to see anthony michael hall working again.'

[purpleshamrock17]

"the world's thrown into choas, earthquakes, floods, but that's fine, you knit your sock!"

"i think your adorability is crashing in on itself"

"I didn't know there were that many land mines left in Narnia"

"BABE!"

"a bird...lets eat it"

"you just got yourself a big sledload of whoop ass"

[chewythechibi]

is it just me, or does our lead female look like Aeris from Final Fantasy 7?

[chewythechibi]

"You are a QUEEN!" "In that you look like Freddy Mercury..." I was laughing so hard at that one.

[JAVAGOIL]

"Wanna translate, Tom?"

[dlausactor6373]

3:58  I'm suddenly reminded of a certain Final Fantasy villain. Uwee-hee-hee!!!

[typomanbros]

Kefka!

[dlausactor6373]

Exactly!

[JediKarolyNovh]

My favorite three lines from this episode:

"Why, I'm made of fleshy Thinsulate!"

"I enjoy watching people's mental illness."

"So, the premise of this movie is that everyone is nuttier than all get out..."

[WinchesterQDouche]

"Oh please, have mercy on me golden sun!"

"And you are...?"

[Nightweaver1]

5:30 Boy Witchie-Poo really let herself go after H.R. Puffnstuff.

[watda74]

After 7:33:

"You moron, you're a worthless piece of crap like something I scrape off my shoe! Buh, buh...duh-hoyy, here comes Jack Frost. You're an idiot!" X-D

[itwontbez]

Hey, you forgot the "It's a young Mike Nelson!" shot with the little blonde kid at the end!

[diddymouse]

The movie that dares to ask the question: "Will he find the dwarf?"

LOL

[Mefuki]

"Oh, what a beautiful fdbhiharb, oh, what a beautiful lquabxkqemkr."

[nicocorvus]

"WOW IT BARELY WORKS!"

This is the worst movie EVER... which means it is thebest for MST3K!

[itsthebrew93]

4:02 It's Queen Amidela from Naboo!

[crimsondragon555]

@itsthebrew93 either that or here ugly cousin that they hid away during the star wars films as a dark ugly family secret lol

[xTom218]

"This is the test of the Emergency Broadcasting Chicken."

LMAO

[Jeremy122586]

"Invasion of the Matrushka People."

[Adamgontierfan19]

"So he lives in a sort of Christian Pagan funhouse"

[b17ek]

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY WEB SITE

[VisualizeJess]

"I enjoy watching people's mental illness."

[sillygrl23]

"Uh oh roasted nuts"

[sillygrl23]

"I am a domestic goddess"

"Frodo gets drunk and screws with his neighbors" "I suppose we should go back to being ugly...lets go back to frightening small children shall we?"

"

[AwesomelyAwsome]

"Oh, didn't know there were that many land mines left in Narnia."

[kailefipne]

Apparently there's no FInnish word for "subtle".

[thatbigolhead]

mushroom guys startin to piss me off!

[ChinchillaAngel]

Will you marry me?

Um, I'm nine!

[gcimms535]

"You are a Queen!"

As in you look like Freddy Mercury

[Adrialgon]

I think she's headed for a vodka well.

I've got to learn how to ride a bicycle in a hurry.

[ftlob]

The "Smilla's Sense of Snow" reference killed me. So good.

[ComradeZaitsev]

Frodo gets drunk and screws with his neighbors.

[BLSEB]

you forgot the part of mushroom boy or you little fungus XD

[heartseed]

My favorite scene in this episode was when the ugly stepsister's yelling about how she wants a fiance and precious stones, comes up really close to the screen and Mike and the bots all scream in terror!

[lonelysith66]

That took my soul right here!

:O

[butchdeadlift10]

I have never been in such heat

[Monstrosity23]

i think shes headed for the vodka well