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  • "...that was a really good one and then i sleeped with him"

  • @fladderfittaan slept* anymore insults i can correct for ye?

  • Blonds....

  • I would

  • Ladies & Gentlemen: A walking (and unfortunately a talking too) stereotype!

  • he lied your only a 5!

  • @Allendavidrolfe lol jk

  • Easy.

  • who is this old lady?

  • blonds dont just bring themselfs down they bring down everyone who even hears them

  • I feel dumb after watching this

  • of course you had to think about it for a minute , you're Blondie for god sake

  • hey, didn't we go to different schools together?

  • this is painful, that's the stupidest pickup line ever

  • Well.. We never heard that one... :D

  • damn...she´s so stupid!!!

  • When you live in TN, this line doesn't work.

  • @jaysletteangel communications degrees are for idiots.

  • @TheHumbleCat I agree. If she had a science degree, THEN I'd think that she was a lot smarter than she appears.

  • She had to think about it for a second...

    Or an hour...

    He eventually got bored and walked away, so she had to track him down and tell him how "witty" he was.

  • @jaysletteangel that's actually not that impressive. 

  • wtf...please don't speak

  • @jaysletteangel If my judgements were misplaced, then since when does copy & pasting some easily obtainable facts qualify you a worthwhile opinion? Achieving a degree is not based solely on how smart an individual is (although it does help), but also on their circumstances and importantly their financial situation. Even those with a limited intellectual capacity and a lot of determination can achieve university qualifications.

  • I think she had to think about that one for about an hour. Someone call Kevorkian, she's officially brain dead.

  • i guess swallowing a pint of hef's viagra induced man juice a day will do that to you

  • Why thz hell does she act that dumb?

  • Niceeee boobs

  • haha i love bridget

  • Remember when she was in New York City and she was asking those poor middle eastern hot dog venders for the "real" yellow mustard for her fallick shaped hot dog . that was hilarious

  • She sounds EXTREMELY ditzy, but she's cute I gotta admit.

  • haha I heard this a couple of week back. didn't work on me either but yeah its pretty fucking funny

  • lol only ten i see?? shit's weak.. if i saw bridgette i'd walk up to her and drop the ol "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" line

  • hot...and slow

  • what a twit. What exactly do dumb bitches like these contribute to society again?

  • @rdaleos She can breed

  • @GenMata dumbing down society... but yeah I'd breed her.

  • @rdaleos ROFL @ ur convo, ya she's annoying

  • @rdaleos , nothing. but did you know she has 3 degrees?

  • it wasn't true ;) good acting anyway

  • that's me she's talking about.

  • holy shit is she fucking stupid! i'm sure she would suck my dick real good though.

  • that lines brutal but this girl is clearly a complete bimbo so i could see how she would be amused by something so stupid

  • She's not even that good-looking. She's ight'. Maybe a 7 or a 6 in a half, but a 10? That's pushing it.

  • What's your name ? visionmagify ? your Vision magnification is off ! " Bridget is such the Babe " ! Kendra-naaa,,,Holly-naaaa, But Bridget Yes ! Plus she has the most Sensual voice ! (mann, i can't believe you said that)....

  • It's a neg. L2usegame.

  • you obviouslyhave very high standards then. i bet you never get laid

  • Proves how much you know. You never show interest in a woman before they show interest in you. L2game man.

  • yea right ok there chief. whatever you say. that shit does not work. if you express a little bit of interest then go somewhere else tehy usually follow if not just play a lil game with them to get their attention. a guy like you is the type to sit at bar and not get any action and the first thing to hit on him runs out the door weather it be fat skinny ugly tall or short. dotn tell me how to play teh game dip shit your just a club rat it sounds like

  • Great. Getting advice from a guy who a creepy-ass profile picture. BRAVO! BRAVO! ( Sarcasm )

  • haha right. that pic makes teh girls cream my main man. you seem to lack all self confidence and ability to start a conversation on your own. you have no ability to know what a woman likes and dislikes. you have to be hit on first and let me tell you real women dont hit on they get hit on. your a jackass man no hot girl will ever hit on a guy they always want to be hit on so they can have the pick of the litter. and you sir are the runt

  • You don't seem too bright in the brains department, or even picking-up women. Tell you what. Why don't you do this for me: stop responding to my posts, because you don't know half of what the hell you're talking about. Thank you.

  • ok well last post. if you were half the man you think you are you would have soemthing a little wittier than that to say. my guess is you dont get laid and you dont know what a good lookin girl really is that chick was a centerfold not the porker you pick up at the bar. dont ever talk again. you are a fool sir and a big one at that

  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She might be a ten to someone else, but to me, she's a 6 or a 5.

  • I agree, to me she's about a 5. She's old, her sister looks better.

  • and you dont even have a profile picture. your probably some dork that couldnt get pussy if it ran into him.

  • lol?

  • the other playboy model said that was the worst one she heard!

  • I love Bridget, she's so sweeeeet

  • Haha sure it didnt work, only thing that will work with a slut from playboy is being the director of some movie multinational, or being Donald Trump

    Prostitutes are only interested in money, he could have said: Hey slut, come here im taking your bitchass on a shopping spree anywhere in the world you want, as long as i can fuck 10 time you in every city we go to.

    This one would have worked you would have been like...hihihihih...oh my god he is so handsome

    ahh prostitutes, they'll never change

  • Her boobs are real thats why !!!

  • dumb

  • this should have been a rick roll

  • hot hot hot. i like the way her tits bounce when she talks

  • WTF!...im sure plastic surgery doesnt make them bouncier...maybe stiffer..

  • how can it b the best when it didn't work

  • why bother with pickup lines when you have the power to rape?

  • cause the rest of us actually get laid... we dont have to force it

  • WOW? she's fucking dumb....

  • i think only men believe this really works

  • It does. Shut up.

  • Funny, in the "Playboy Pickup Lines" clip this is listed as one of the worst :-)

  • sexy...dumb...and blonde...those are the best girls in this world

  • They are pretty stupid, except Holly. But they are so, so incredibly sweet. Holly's pretty smart, actually. She's only there for the money. She wants to marry him, she always talks about it and the she wants him to die so she can get the money. Seriously. The others just want to have fun, and, yes. They want his money too..

  • A blond sits at the table for breakface and looks at an orange juice carton.

    You know why? Because it says "concentrate" writen on the box.

  • and who says blondes are dumb? hahah

  • @geetar83 :D

  • wow she is adorable

  • hot but dumb......... thanks nature u make them like that lol

  • She's a dumbass!

  • THAAANNK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It didn't work, but it was my favorite one ... unresolved contradictions in the female mind much?!?!?

  • somewhere, hugh hefner is chuckling at the guy who did the pick-up line while he fucks this chick from behind

  • whatta fucking braindead bitch...im surprised she never said like you know, like like.....her only purpose here on earth is to spread her legs. Thank gawd she's not a CEO somewhere, that company would be bankrupt in record time......airhead with plastic tits.....

  • Oh my goodness!

    So much animosity for someone you don't even know.

    You must be exhausted, trying to act so hateful. That takes a lot of energy.

    Even if you think she is stupid and "her only purpose here on earth is to spread her legs", I still feel worse for you that you have to spout out ridiculous things about total strangers to total strangers.

    Whatever helps you sleep at night...

  • you think i give a fuck what you think? Im not here to impress you, or your sad little pathetic world you live in, its my opinion.....if you dont like it, dont read it, but now that youve taken about what, 1 minute of your time out of your life to type this to me.......heres my reply to you....Fuck off..... ( shrugs)

  • ker ker ker ker!

  • hohohohoholol

  • im like a rubix cube yhe more you play with me the harder i get

  • I've nNEVER thought that if a pick up line "worked" it meant the girl would take off her panties and say fuck me right there. I've never thought that.

  • Holy.

    My mind felt like it just got raped all of a sudden from watching this video..

    Anyone else felt that?

  • hahaha

  • @Slyptid HAHAHA holy crap dude. YES I feel the exact same way. Well said

  • @Slyptid my money is on this girl being smarter than 99% of the people commenting about how stupid she is

  • @hewenthatway ignorance is bliss...

  • errr ... very not funny ..

  • bang bang

  • Bimbooooooooooooooooooo

  • "are you from tennessee?"

    "cause your the only ten i see"

    like hotness on a scale from one to ten,she's the only ten he sees.

    and "ten i see" sounds like tennessee

  • pick up line probably didnt work because the guy who said it wasnt a multimillionaire sugar daddy. if he was it would have worked.

  • If he were a multimillionaire sugar daddy, he wouldn't need a pick up line. The bimbo'll be all over him already.

    But I get your point, and I totally agree with you.

  • shut up

  • she's so dumb

  • Then are you from pumpurassee? Can I pump your ____, I mean your gas?

  • She has such a great laugh that you can't help but like her.

  • HOT!

  • Nice shirt let's fuck, nice shoes let's fuck, nice fuck let's fuck.

  • I love Bridget. She's beautiful, smart, and she has a great personality.

  • smart and good personality?

    Did you just hear her talk the entire 0.36 seconds?

  • 1. Nice legs, when do they open?

    2. Hey baby, lets play carpenter. We ll get you hammered and then I can nail you.

    3. Hey baby does this smell like chloroform to you?

    4. Aw girl, I lost my number, can I borrow yours.

    5. Lets cut the crap, I wanna fuck.

  • i used all these last saturday, and number 3 worked.

  • haha number 5

    heres one u gotta add - just say it to a fat chick

    my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

  • AHahaah Number four worked xD

  • It wasn't the best pickup line. But how can you call that dumb, when you didn't get it. It went over your head.

  • Damn she's hot! ..with a great attitude..perfect combo

  • I wish I was that smart...

  • i dont get it

  • tennesse, ten-i-see, ten meaning a girl with a maximum hot rating of 10

  • You wouldn't get it redneck girl.

  • I love bridget.. and she is really smart so fuck you deathmaster

  • with those looks you dont have to be bright :P

  • yeh shes only got a masters degree...she must be real stupid

  • fuck shes hot

  • why is she so excited

  • extremely

  • yea she said it did not work, that guys best bet would have to said the line then give her a sexy smile and walk away, chances are she mite have followed him it would have built more suspense with the girl after the joke kicked in.

    2 bad that guy did not follow up with more tactical approach he sounds like a dummy kinda.

  • But she's hot! And she'll look good on your arm. And feel even better in your bed. And that's all that matters. :)

  • Here's a pickup line for all you peeps out there. It works EVERYTIME!

    'Hi, I'm a billionaire and I have only one month to live. If you fuck me good, I'll put you in my will. Deal?'

  • hahahahahaha

  • I think only men believe this really works...

  • nice one! i'll try that one

  • Rndoll is right , u need to be a dominant superio man that is what will attract women witout sayin a word visit david deangelo download his dvd's at torrents. It time to wake up men and regain the power Men had but were brainwashed n now wome think they hav. Womens Rights hehehe

  • pick up lines are so cheap. and the ten i see one is one of the most lame I have heard. Thanks Shane Yellow bird. If no one knows him, listen to My Old Pickup Truck by Shane Yellowbird he uses that same line in his song. Hahaha UGH

  • pickup lines are great haha

  • Bridget is very smart, she has a Masters Degree and it's not in being blonde. Her show on the travel channel starts next week. My tivo picked it up for March 12th!!

  • she has a masters degree

  • she is NOT stupid.

    as a matter of a fact, she went to college and studied communications.

    so although she may look like a dumb blond, shes totally not!

    <3

  • communications is a bs major, you know that right?

  • its still a major, and she still has a degree...

    which is more than most people have.

  • most people have a college degree.. i think

  • this is a simple matter of statistics.

    1. the expected number of people who will receive a bachelors degree in 2015 is a mere 4,219,733.

    2. the total population of that age group is expected to be 20,427,245.

    do the math.

    just like Bridget, im commonly mistaken for a ditsy, stupid girl... but im quite the opposite.

    <3

  • pay attention fellow males....cute lil pickup lines are funny, not attractive and do not work and youll only find yourself being teased on youtube videos or on the girls phone texts to her friends. Pay attention and educate yourself. The best lines are no lines. Be cool, be interesting, be competent and confident. Body language is paramount and just have fun shes not your objective, but having fun is and meeting new people is.

  • i can't believe how she can live with herself

    such a blond

  • Yeah, being beautiful and sexy is such a curse. Boo hoo!

  • typical blonde

  • i love her, she's so bubbly and thoughtful

  • lmao

  • Shes cute!

  • Bridget must be a parking ticket because she has FINE written all over her.

  • WOW, I bet she was like, "wait a second... was I born in tenesse?"- and then it took her an hour to bring up her birth certificate and see no,

  • wow, she must be so smart, it only took her a few minutes to understand the joke!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!!"

    she's fucken hilarious

  • dumbass

  • i would have kicked that guy in the nutz and taken his wallet. dont bother me while im walkin down the street mutherfucker.

  • hahahaha

  • lol love how she said "I had to walk back and tell him"...obviously took her a while to get it ;p

  • hope she gives 10 dollar bjs

  • hahah i live in sf =P

  • wow shes smart

  • I wonder how well she handles a cucumber

  • im going to hav to say that sometime lol

  • didn't she used to give $20 lap dances at the spearmint rhino?

  • According to wikipedia, Bridget used to work at The Spearmint Rhino, however I do not know whether she gave twenty dollar lapdances or not.

  • I was totally that guy. It did too work.

  • Wow I'm glad to know there are still intelligent women out there

  • my mouth is filled with skittles, do you want to taste the raindow? XP

  • Out of the 3 girls she's the one I actually like as a person.

  • GZA from the Wu-Tang Clan has this song where he just plays with words and NFL teams like crazy.

    "You're a 10, I see, you just need to tighten your game"... Tennassee Titans, pretty witty.

    But to go up and say that to a broad is guaranteed failure. I saw another video where this playboy chick says it was the worst line she ever heard. This bitch is just dumb as hell.

  • "I had to think for a second"

    could she fit the stereotype of the "stunningly gorgeous / not so smart" person better ?

  • How does that indicate she isn't smart? Unless she had heard that pick up line before, how could she have possibly known that's what he was referring to?

  • Cos it's very common to hear "she's a ten" if she is absolutely stunning. But then if it wasn't for girls like her (naive but sweet), picking up tens would be virtually impossible unless you were a master at pickup or rich and famous.

  • I know that's very common, but the actual pick up line isn't. Bridget already knew what a "10" meant.

  • It doesn't need to be, it's just that I'm sure she gets lots of attention from guys and I would have thought it was obvious ie was very likely that he was trying to pick her up hence pickup line as apose to him knowing her.

  • That doesn't mean she isn't smart, just that she doesn't think every guy who talks to her wants to pick her up. That could make her a little naive at the most, but not all attractive women are aware of their beauty all the time, at least to the extent that they expect every guy wants them.

  • Yeah it's true that some gorgeous women don't see themselves as particularly attractive but she's a play boy bunny right ? P S wasn't just the pickup line,it's how she comes across there, the so called stereotype blonde, although could just be acting. P S just for ur own info (if u happen to b blonde ;p) blonde jokes/stereo type came from Marolin Monroe ie they told her to act dumb in film but in reality she was inteligent & Barbie doles which were only blonde for ages didn't exactly help.

  • I watched it again, her manner doesn't sound that dumb this time, must have been the playboy bunny title etc at that moment hehe Ah well I was almost asleep so I know you'll forgive me ;p