Zach Galifianakis Vs. Johnny Fairplay Vs. Alcohol

[MsMarc1234]

Fairplay: "I suck d*** for a living" - thats pretty good.

[Mangobrain82]

To many haters in the comments. People enjoyed the show except for the survivor guy. Are you haters friends with him?

[cocfaceinyourass]

your a faggot

[ThatLostMike]

fuck galifianakis..... jonny fairplay is way better

[s8thMPkar98]

@ThatLostMike LOL what a stupid thing to say

[ThatLostMike]

@s8thMPkar98 your whole life is a stupid thing to say

[MARKWAITES]

@ThatLostMike You have to be joking.........

[ThatLostMike]

@MARKWAITES I kid you not. Galifanakis is the most typecasted actor of them all. He's basically crap in every movie he's been in, other than the original Hangover.

[MARKWAITES]

@ThatLostMike Ok well zach might not be a great actor but he is certainly a great comedian. And that fairplay guy is a huge dipshit. How can anybody possibly defend that doucher?

[ThatLostMike]

@MARKWAITES Yes, I can. He revolutionized the game of Survivor by adding the incredible and unpredictable nature of ULTIMATE lying and deception.

[MARKWAITES]

@ThatLostMike Interesting how you can defend somebody who is a reality tv star and pretty much useless. At least Zach has comedic talent. Survivor is fucking stupid and not real life, by the way.

[ThatLostMike]

@MARKWAITES Zach G. is one of the worst comedians out there. He's the new Jason Alexander, except this time he can't act at all... You're hopeless Markwaites. JFP isn't an outstanding reality star, but he's better than fuckin trash Zach G.

[MARKWAITES]

@ThatLostMike Well I will say that you have a unique viewpoint in this little debate. Most I think would strongly disagree with you.

[cespedeh]

Zach is a unique comic, and an amazingly good actor. I am so glad he finally made the A list. He totally deserves it. He is also a humanitarian who is very involved with the N-P charity "Growing Voices". You go Girl!!

[EpicTrollBeastMan]

@ThatLostMike Dude you must either A: be Johnny Fairwhatever B: Be a fag that wants his load C: Mentally Challenged (aka fucking retarded) or D: ..... wait no it's just A B or C.

[ThatLostMike]

@EpicTrollBeastMan hahhhhhhh, okay conformist troll

[EpicTrollBeastMan]

@ThatLostMike So you're here sticking up for Reality TV and I'm the conformist? I liked Zach even before the beard.

[ThatLostMike]

@EpicTrollBeastMan It's a shame you have such a huge crush on a horrible and typecasted actor.

[iamweapon]

this video is SO FUCKING GOOD

[michelle89488]

why is this shot from the crotch up?

[Hopeful71]

The celebrity of people like 'johnny fairplay' make me ashamed to be a human being. The popularity of Galigianakis gives me hope for this next generation coming up.

[starlinej]

@Hopeful71 Fairplay > Gal

[Hopeful71]

@starlinej

Trolls<Not Trolls

[SuperWillHatch]

@Hopeful71

Isn't the entire concept of being a celebrity meaningless?

[buckeyefantim]

@SuperWillHatch How is the concept of being a celebrity meaningless? Being a celebrity gives you the power to network and market your name. I would say being a celebrity means a lot.

[SuperWillHatch]

@buckeyefantim

Well sure, but almost everyone networks to one degree or another. Otherwise, how would people share ideas? What I meant is that it's silly to say that person x is a celebrity, and that person y is not a celebrity. Being notable or interesting is a subjective concept. Why should I admire x being a comedian, but malign someone else for being on a TV game show?

[evanoacb1]

wtf is this video doesnt show zach his face is the main thing his face is the funny thing when he talks laughs and all that usless video

[Peeze16]

uh pepperoni please

[frollun2]

dumb ass... the first time you mouth off and hear the whole room laughing at you should probably think twice before trying to mouth off again... not johnny fairplay he is determined to leave the place embarrassed and in regret.

[Allstarzero]

pooned

[wetspaghettient]

we make people laugh. come watch ; )

[Sabohaque]

fiddler on the rufies? haha what

[newbeachinvasion]

I hope the part of the description that refers to the survivor douche-bag as being "witty" is meant to be sarcastic...

[MissyZilla]

Who on earth would refer to Johnny Fairplay as "witty"?

[phucketification]

@MissyZilla i would.........n't

[SuperWillHatch]

@MissyZilla

Eh, he made a few funny confessionals on Pearl Islands. He wasn't funny here.

[daisypaste]

needs more zach face

[roejoman]

Awkward would've been if Danny Bonaduce showed up...

[sirtaint]

first episode of Awkwardness should include this camera angle

[Om3g4m4n1]

'Cause this one sucks' LOL awesome!

[mstewart15]

Fiddler on the Rufies.

[MelodyCool]

"Ribbon cuttings at Arby's..." HILARIOUS!

[anandmarpun]

Zach Galifianakis literally slaughtered Faggot Fairplay...... Zach Rules..... ZG is GOD !!!

[anandmarpun]

Donkey Donkey Faggot Donkey ...... LMAO.... that was really random and insanely hilarious.... Zach Galifianakis is GOD. Period.

[MedicoBoomstick]

epic win.

uncle jesus

[MelGuzmanJr]

Yeah, this must have been in LA since everyone got the "Grove" reference at the end. If you're not from here, "The Grove" is a big outdoor upscale shopping mall. It's not exactly in Beverly Hills but if you think of it that way it'll explain the joke.

[xBillyTheKidx]

"you could've made like $7600"

[tubeoh]

Go Fat Zorba!

[WhatIsMae21]

if that "iron deficiency" joke was off the top of his head, that's pure genius.

[anandmarpun]

@WhatIsMae21 Zach Galifianakis is an Improv Genius.... YES, that "iron deficiency" joke was off the top of his head... Zach does this all the time in stand-up's.... Zach Galifianakis is GOD. Period.

[VictoryCough]

Was this in LA?

[mre2743]

wow.  Zach is so great.

[sly4308]

whats the grove?

[RevJoshua]

@sly4308 I assume he is talking about Garden Grove, California.

[dkubick]

Fairplay . . .Owned . . .

[avalanchesoul]

that survivor douche actually referred to himself in the third person at the end there.

[TheEndofBeginnings]

faairplay: do you own an iron?

zach: well thats really actually not funny because, i have an iron deficiency.

[THELASTBOSS69]

@TheEndofBeginnings OMG I HAVE AN IRON DEFICIENCY TOO

[hamhawk816]

milf

[asspants101]

ARBYS!!!! haha god fairplay blows

[dutchthamaster]

whats with the view

[Fredonia2k]

Probably wanted to keep the camera out of view.

[standdownman]

I liked drugs before it was cool to like drugs.

[Tkreft1128]

Zach is so famous now. But freaking hilarious.

[blueridger28]

My favorite comedian

[certifiedwhiteboy]

There are 3 things wrong with the info box. Battle should be replaced by destroyed, witty into shitty and the quotations should be around "celebrity"

[fishmanmd]

Zach is the best comic out there right now. I will say that Louis CK and Patton Oswalt follow closely behind.

Good god is good stand up good. I think that's the most times I've used the word "good" in a sentence. Talk about being lazy when applying adjectives effectively.

[Face2nutts]

Good comedy, is on the good trian to good town....LOL.

[PinStripes41]

@fishmanmd patton oswalt cant hold louis cks or zach galifianakis' jock

[KrunchyGoodness]

the $7600 line was genius.

why does the description say Fairplay is witty? there was no wit coming from him

[coopns]

sarcasm

[NipplesVonTwist]

wow, fairplay is making it easy for zach. who on earth says they suck dick for a living?

[callog26]

i think this would be funnier if i watched survivor

[wobbygongman]

Zach is a legend.

[pittedthighs]

Fairplay is a little faggot - so glad to see Zach nosedive his ass

[thedizzit]

i dont understand what this is where is the other guy and why is the camera low what is this

[shemomos]

hey

[te908bd]

lol

[raisestandards]

Iron deficiency. Brilliant.

[caponelocc]

y is the camra like on his balls

[timmchap35]

i wish his balls were in my mouth

[analogdharma]

Ribbon cuttings at arbys! I'm being completely serious here, Johnny Fairplay and another Survivor dude came to a video store in town and did a signing. At a video store. They weren't even promoting a DVD they were just there. Now I wish I had went so I could have berated him. He's from about an hour South of here, if you think he sucks, just imagine a whole town of people just like him.

[SunnyD724365]

ribbon cuttings at arby's ! LOL HAHAHA

[dandaman2479]

ZACH...YOU ARE THE KING!

[d3fektive]

Heeey! You where the dude that was in the shit! With...uh, yes pepperoni please...LOL

[thebeastkodiak]

lmao arbys has a new roast beef sandwich they want you to promote.

[jablesplz]

ow. fuck. ow.

fairplays tiny butthole is bleeding after Zee has completely reamed it.

[Maphisto86]

This would be more entertaining to watch if I was not staring at Galifianakis's crotch area. Other than that great clip.

[emzmurcko]

Johnny Fairplay sucks.

[watermelonman420]

after seeing him in a dress, you kids can type and think what you want, couldn't really bash my soul.

[BloodyMoniker]

Johnny Fairplay thinks hes funny, everyones laughing AT HIM.. not WITH HIM, I would punch that fag in his mouth.

[jiggyy]

Why does the info say Johnny Fairplay's witty? "I suck dick!" ... really witty.

[DisorganizedItalian]

It was prolly sarcasm

[DomtTheGreat]

owned. OWNED!!!

[BeauJames59]

did ya see him get owned by Danny Bonaduce? priceless!

[MTHMTX]

fairplay is such a chach

[xxmike805xx]

Ribbon cuttings at Arby's!

[jclark03]

this was a great vid...he is just great at being unscripted. what a genius

[PunchDLove]

OWNED. God, Zach capable of destroying anyone on stage.

[hankfoshizzle]

what kind of idiot thinks he can upstage zach.

[RagdollDude]

@hankfoshizzle The type of idiot that goes on reality tv.

[chadley035]

im passing a new reality show called akwardness. its great how he presents his shit and he gives you time to laugh then builds on a diff. conversation.

[HareyCareyHey]

a new fucking roast beef sandwich. that was great

[Resolvetheory]

Epic Galifianakis Win.

[DeepestSleep]

Love the camera shot, nice work!

[seandroid]

arbys!!! ha ha ha

[yeahyeah1821]

"what do ya do like ribbon cuttings at arby's or what?"

[turdbuglar]

that was the funnest line of the whole thing!!!

[MisterAtoms]

That's the line that turned the battle into a massacre

[993009944]

fairplay got OWNED. zack rules

[SteveBrownTUBE]

zach kicked his ass

[zachjcaldwell]

I think the guy below who said "that douchebag is not witty." was talking about Johnny Fairplay, not Zach, in which case he is correct and should be redeemed his thumbs.

[patto2k]

isn't this david cross' theme song

[Plasticsoul]

wow - that guy was probably the easiest, free material that Zach's ever had in his life! who the hell is Johnny Fairway and why should anybody care? sounds like a total douchenozzle

[martzeen]

most astute comment in this fucking stupid blog, Johnny Fairplay...wow what a fucking challenging opponent.Not an easy target at all.

I like Zack but raise the bar buddy!!!!!!

[mosesmoorhouse]

I dunno man, still takes balls man!

[cleancutamerican]

Zach owned that toolbox.

[alexrush55]

Those are the funniest pair of pants I've ever seen.

[CocoaShunter]

jonny fairplay needs to be shot, Zach is the best comedian on this earth.

[rollordont]

I think Zach is taller than this filmmaker realizes!

[chip5535]

zach is best at handling heckler's.

[chip5535]

johnny isn't even funny.

he said himself he sucks dick for a living. lol.

[windex72]

That douchebag is not witty.

[Mois52]

"Ribbon cuttings at Arby's" is magnificent

[Slobodan28]

how do i go about getting on 'awkwardness'!

[SaveTheMooses]

This is awesome, but where is it and why is there no footage of Zach Gaspafinaski's face?

[mreit28]

johnny fairplay is a douchebag

[beefbalones]

what's the last joke? I can't make it out

[splatwacker]

cool how this got recorded.

[hyphenated4]

Galifianakis interacts with the audience members more than any other comedian, I think. I love it.

[acebrawler73]

Well he does it better than most if nothing else.

[SadMammal]

Galifianakis and Patrice Oneal are the kings of audience interaction.

[js795]

uh pepperoni please.. yes

[alyalyalySON]

johnny fairplay is trying really hard to be funny, and he fails horribly.

[konatown5]

Yeah Zach G deff owned

[acebrawler73]

you CANT fuck with zach.

[ShaneAndPeople]

I have an iron deficiency :)

[TaylorConrad8098]

what'd you do like ribbon cuttings at arbys....great

[nobodywilltink]

why is the sing popping up every now and again? it's funny haha

[nobodywilltink]

song*

[hkmp5s]

did he ever get his teeth fixed from when he got them knocked out?

[chocolatewheelchair]

yes, yes he did.

[amajkut]

donkey donkey fagot donkey

[illidanwashere772]

stupid survivor bitch lol

[SectoroneWOS]

I love how fucking quick Zach is.

All comedians should take a note from him.

[mccannisdown]

What club is this?

[missywa2004]

Jesus. Bonaduce.

[missywa2004]

Where's Donabuce when you need him?

[RussianAssassin21]

"Ribbon cuttings at Arby's" Oh my god, I lost my shit when I heard that. Zach rocks, Fairplay is definitely one awkward moron.

[rwp80]

'iron defeciency' LOL

i love the part when he throws the act to the floor 02:30... 'right now lets destroy fairplay'. KILL HIM ZACH GO FOR IT!! :D

"Keep Robbin'!"

[CountofMonteCristo88]

Love Zach, fucking hate fairplay with every fiber of my being

[epsilonspacecake]

hee hee johnny tries to be witty but then gets bitched slapped

[Face2nutts]

danny slamed his ass for being a cheeky fucker

[OGdbleE]

OH damn...you was the shit in bubble boy!

[OGdbleE]

Zach rules! You tha bomb in tru calling yo!

[CyanSunday221]

yeah, i have to agree that although the bit is funny, this video is horrible...

[farcus7166]

Its really too bad that Danny Bonaduce didn't drop that prick off a cliff

[brookemcin79]

as long as he goes with him, i agree

[armofinfant]

that was funny

[genfx]

Johny Fairplay... wotta tool

[jozzmer]

yeah , why the eternal crotch shot

[boston18967345]

jonny fairplay is an ass!

[zenithomega19]

don't think Johnny realized people were laughing at HIS expense...

what an ass....

[rongravy]

Zach is da man. There is no other.

[parrakm]

johnny fairplay should go to home depot with the rest of the tools!

[ak8032704]

haha, so sad. I saw Johnny Fair play on an episode of one of those court shows as a witness. It was like he came just to get airplay. Zach is hilarious.

[DeadBabyJesus]

Some of Gali's best material is the off the cuff bashing of hecklers...especially funny when the hecklers are douche bag reality show "celebrities" like Fairplay. Fairplay...owned. Iron difficiency='nuff said.

[morbidfuck]

Hahahaha Iron difficiency

[Hazza101]

"Deficiency". Idiot.

[MillerTan]

how do you zoom for youtube? I can only see his leg?

[VeroSNM]

You know, it's because it's been recorded that way... Doh'!

[DandyMassacre]

ya know what's REALLY funny about this clip? johnny fairplay really does suck dick for a living now!

[DevineMagic]

is that true?