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  • 4:09 cracks me up :3

  • obviously the demon eyes are lights from the skyscrapers! :P

  • i wonder what phil's mom thinks about these "your mum" jokes

  • u guys r sooo funnny xxx

  • 4:14 - 4:18 Dan sounds like Snape from the Potter Puppet Pals! :D

  • ARGH!!1! YOU KNOW CHARLIE THE UNICORN!

    

  • i missed my christmas cause i slept in. FAIL

  • lol thats what she said :P

  • Whenever I have a bad day at school, I watch videos on both of your channels and it makes me feel so much better. <3

  • I think I'm in love with you Dan ! : )

  • Dan looks lovely with that hairclip. Almost feminine, even.

  • Phil: "I was excepting pain, but that was very genital.....that's what she said." XPP

  • They make me laugh you guys are so mean cracker thingys are hilarious!...or maybe its just cause Im american

  • I was just watching the Viewer Spooky Happenings bit when I noticed Phil's iPhone is on camera...on his mouth! I couldn't stop watching it XD

  • I woke up once and I spider was just starting to crawl into my mouth D: Thing is I am so scared of spiders I cry every time I see them :'(

  • "Llama placenta. I think someone's been watching you too much Dan.

    Hey!"

  • I laughed at the cracker joke....

  • you guys are so cute :) i love your videos hehe :D

  • the christmas hat seems to be attracted to dans boob.

  • lol they don't have Christmas Crackers in the us? We have them in Canada :3

  • the second joke made me laugh so much more than the first. lol.

  • You guys opened the cracker wrong.

  • thumbs up who sed aww at the pandas

  • My lights started flickering during spooky happenings!!!

  • I didn't go "awwww" at the pandas until I saw your reations with your hands to your mouths because that was much cuter :)

  • A magical leoplorodon it will guid is the way -3-

  • HE'S A NARWHALE

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  • youre like a british smosh

  • Dan I love your Christmas jumper!!!! :) xxx

  • this was soo funny :)))) love them :)))))))))))))xooxoxoxox he always says your mum ill put u in a box

    ill put ur mum a box and i laugthed at the first cracker joke xoxoxo

  • CROC MUSIC! WOOO

  • NOOOOO NOT THE CHRISTAMAS HAT

  • I'm a raindeer, derrrr.

  • If they sold the cracker smell as an aftershave i would probably be liking the person wearing it. :3

  • I stabbed myself with knitting needles when the panda video came up >_<'

  • when dan said crappersor something I had to pause because I laughed too much

  • u knoww....i think i know what the spooky red lazer eyes r in the background of ur vidss..

  • I'll put your mum in a box

    ho ho ho

  • Phil is so adorable <3

  • did anyone else crack up at dans "help me"?

  • I awww'ed so much at the panda's.

    Never Heard either and both made me laugh cause they were so bad

  • whats this life you speak of?

  • PHIL IS SOOOOO CUTE WHEN HE LAUGHS AT 4:10 !! ≧∇≦

  • no phil, not what she said, thats what Dan said.

  • I KNOW WHAT THE CREEPY EYES ARE!!!! ontop of one of the building oposit your flat/apartment thing there is like 4 red lights on an arial or something

  • @MyHorseyCosmo, We must have physic powers :O

  • Am I the only one who died laughing at around 4:4?? xD

  • How did you two become friends? Just wondering, I think it'd be a cool story :]

  • @Fervid20 OMG I was literally about to ask that!! xD

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  • i love both of them but it's so annoying how phil looks at himself through all of his videos haah

  • awww pandas :D

  • My name is Breanna. :)

  • @cyberstench

    I smell jealousy

  • i didn't aww at the pandas... i went "HOWCANSOMETHINGBESOCUTE!"

  • Look at you both. What a pair of idiotic cunts you are, expunging your vapid nonsense in these stupid try-too-hard videos. You just aren't funny. You're both just another pair of faux-American twats trading on pathetic camp humour. You have nothing of any value to share with the world. Pathetic.

  • I would personally LOVE to have Phil as a brother. I woke up at 4 AM this christmas and we could like, open ALL the presents (after being obnoxiously loud and waking everyone)

  • I have never seen Phil or Dan with a girl, nor have I heard of any girlfriends. I am convinced they are dating and it is adorable and no one can tell me otherwise O__O *creepy stare*

  • U no that there are only like 80 jokes per cracker company so they make millions of crackers with only 80 jokes :/

  • lol i want those cracker things in america! they seem amazingly fun!

  • @floatingangel23

    we have them in Canada.. i wonder why you don't. D:

    they are fun! we still have the crappy jokes on our fridge, lol.

  • @floatingangel23 they're not

  • @floatingangel23 they are in america sweetie

  • @floatingangel23 We have them in America

  • Its the creepo guy, not evil nyan cat

  • 2:25 that's what she said.

  • Phil's laugh at 4:10 is soooooooo cute♥

  • 'i was expecting pain, but that was very gentle..

    ..that's what she said.''

  • those purple butterfly clips are nice, i lost mine, and i had nothing to keep my fringe out of my face.

  • awwwwwww to the pandas and dan and phil

  • dan's hat and sweater, i want both :$

  • 5:17

  • When Dan said 'crapper' (instead of cracker) i laughed so loud!. ;D you guys are so funny!

  • Dan's spaz attack at 04:09

  • I couldn't awww out loud because everyone is sleeping!! It was a very difficult challenge but I managed not to aww...out loud ^o^b

  • gay hair

  • the bride joke makes me laugh everytime xD

  • Dan and Phil are just awesome people. ^_^

  • Oh my god u guys are 2 cute <3

  • "ill put you mum in a box ho ho ho" lol i love dans jokes abwt phils mum they just make me lol

  • HAHA I actually got the Bride Joke in my cracker this year!

  • ...GET OUT OF MY HEAD DAN!!

    Me: K-kawaii! owo Etto...

    Dan: Ultra Kawaii :D

    Me: ...Okay what the hell? o.o

  • Me and Phil would be good together at Christmas. I get up at five too and wake up my brother in various annoying ways until I'm forced back to my room. :3

  • I HAD THE HARE DRESSER JOKE IN MY CRACKER :')

  • I fucking pissed myself at 4:11 When dans like "Help Meh" LMFAO!

  • fhvbfv. A spider jumped from my roof. and ninja attacked me.

    I have nothing against it, but I would like to keep my heart at the

    normal heart rate. 0.o

  • ugh that spider story happened to me.. but I was in the shower..

  • @superamazingproject  the red dots are just the lights off of your camera! :L :L

  • Why does Dan always make Phil's mum jokes?

  • The rabbit joke was in my cracker !!!1 xxxxxx

  • I said aww. ^_^

  • Am I the only one who died of laughter at around 4:10 ?

  • @twilightfanpire1108 I Fucking had Tears of Laughter coming down :'D!

  • @twilightfanpire1108 Clearly you didn't die... just sayin'

  • @twilightfanpire1108 no i couldnt stop laughing

  • I love the way you say Briana. 

  • 5:10 that happened to me once when i was about 10 and i rolled off of the bed, landed on the floor, struggled out of the blanket and ran screaming through the house.....

  • Is it sad that both the cracker jokes made me laugh XD

  • I got the hare-dresser cracker joke! :D

  • :O 7:10 how rude Phil! ;)

  • whatever you do...don't get a life. please. :') <3

  • I laughed at how cap the joke was

  • Im wearing a panda hat XD

  • the spider story happened exactly to me.. but i slept in my sisters bed, it was so traumatic. 

  • Ultra kawaiiiiiiii. >_> 

  • Love your guy's videos! Mind watching my videos? =) Greatly appreciated!

  • "Get ready!"

    Breaks paper hat

    "Oh god."

    Oh no."

  • It's okay, Dan, I think you look pretty in the hair clip XD

  • I know about those little paper hats from Doctor Who!! AND THERE'S A DALEK ON THE TV STAND!!

  • I GOT THE EXACT SAME MARBLES ON CHRISTMAS :D XXX^____^

  • Dan has a big head

  • "who writes these jokes kill yourself" made me laugh so hard!

  • did anyone watch the very end haha oh Phil

  • My mum once bought Christmas crackers, there was nothing in them..

  • Lol my cracker had a puzzle with a missing piece.....

  • Aweeeeeee

  • OMG that the Cutes thing

  • my names Lauren

  • Ho Ho Ho

  • Dans reaction to the hairclip :')

  • SNOWMAN ON THE TV.

  • I was expecting pain, but that was wery gentle.... Oh, you Phil..

  • aw he looks so cute in his butterfly clip!

  • who else saw Phil's mouth on his phone on camera???? XD

  • YES! GIANT RABBITS!

  • HOW ARE THESE PANDAS SO CUTE?! LGKAFLKAKF;A

  • go to The Super Amazing Project- Flesh Eating Bananas at 4:21 and look in the background if anyone wants to know what the demon that's stalking them looks like...

  • The lights that keep popping up outside Phil's window are from a building outside I think. :3

  • Dan sounds more like The Green Giant sweetcorn guy than Santa.

  • In real life, a praying mantis would look like sheldon cooper from the Big Bang Theory. 

  • I can't believe Dan got a hairClip in his cracker

  • Actually BOTH Jokes Made Me Laugh xD

  • @SicklySweet1992 Yes I dibs Dan!!!!

  • dumb dan

  • U 2 Need Gf's.......I'll Take Phil! :P XD

  • Oh my ggg.. At the panda-rolling-in-the-snow part I was doing the same thing that Dan and Phil were.. I had my hands on my chin O.o

  • 'Thats what she said'.. Phil says it so nonchalantly.. ahaha:L

  • i always do what phil does on christmas too...hmmmm :P

  • Dan's face smelling the cracker at 2:49 HAHAHAHA!! xD

  • You guys always use your cameras for Spooky Happenings...

    Why not just download a flashlight app? :P

  • Your reaction to the bride joke, MADE MY WHOLE LIFE xD THANK YOU xDDDD <333 xD

  • I hate the praying mantis news. that is so freaking creepy and I say that cause I'm phobic of them.

  • You two are just like children. That I want to eat. :D

  • "HO HO HO, get it cuz ur mum is in a box" LMAO OHHH DAN WE LOVE U :P

  • Danisnotaturkey HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • im on my laptop i got for christmas watching this

  • That UFO looked like a fat fly with blinking green and red Christmas lights.. idk. -.-

  • I laughed at the cracker joke! I honestly hadn't heard that one before...is the cracker industry becoming original?? 0.o ... probably not, I'd say it was a one off thing :D

  • 4:02 <33333333333333

  • Palse at 0:20 <3 what a cute smile

  • 3:41 I got those same marbles 4 times... 4 TIMES.

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  • i got a blackberry for christmas it was EPIC XD

  • AHAHA and when Dan's hat broke it reminded me of your radio show when you were talking about the low-budget action movie :')

  • I love how the panda drops something, looks at it like "wtf bro." and then rolls over -3

    also, it's Monday, why u no giv mii vid?

  • it's monday.where's the new episode?

  • In America we don't really do the crackers. But they look fun!!!

  • lol is it bad i laughed at phils cracker joke ? :P

  • @thatUkrainianguy boxing day isnt only for Brits and I'm guessing you have just starting to watch these boys :) lol boxing day is like all the stores have massive sales

  • I think that after all these years of being friends with dan, phil has started to become dan... 7:10 "I was expecting pain but that was very gentle, that's what she said" :O

  • so....will you please explain to us non-brits what "boxing day" is in your next video? Thanks!

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  • omg i got the hare dresser joke too!!! i feel so special now

  • phill dan u 2 look so alike like twins

  • i want to be rich

  • awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute

  • I went onto the radio station website freaking out at 10:30 because I thought i missed half an hour of the show, but stupid me forgot australia is 8 hours in front of england so i spent 10min trying to find a way to watch it only to realise it was 2.30pm over there >-<

  • Phil and Dan look sooo cute in their cracker hats. <3

  • Am I the only one that once I started watching viewer spooky happenings wen and looked through all the pictures on my computer?

  • hahaha i get it :')