The Krazy Eyez Comp

[jamala5]

Yo Delicious! Watch this video again

[differentandalike]

YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

[mushaboom720]

ramin sedighi

[organboi]

4:06 is awesome. Killa starts to laugh when LD says "Are you my caucasion?" Epic!

[organboi]

"DELICIOUS!"

[jevoroolz]

i would change the motherfucker to bitch - you already got two fucks

[AP93Playa]

this is the dining room, do some dining and shit... you got like a dining table and some chairs and shit.

[mugglemoomoo]

FLOOR SHIT. I love you for making this.

[JunYouko]

LARRY FUCKING DAVID, GODDAMMIT!

[hautelick]

Larry leaning against the wall of the porch in an attempt to look cool for when Krazy Eyez Killah opens the door and then being hit by the door that bizarrely opens out the way followed by Krazy Eyez Killah asking 'What the fuck you doin'?', is damn near the best moment in the history of comedy.

[runly1]

Eight people had their necks snapped off with a crackle and pop.

[bbagdad86]

Floor shit

[ramone2185]

YO DELICIOUS, get my man a tissue, he gonna sneeze.

[MyNutsAreCold]

Nearly every black stereotype in existence is played out here. Funniest thing ever.

[lucas198]

yo delicious!

[pushinweight]

nice video, but you forgot to add the eating pussy part!

[strongisleHK]

they left out the best part. "door here door there got bedrooms all over this motha fucka"

[gshumo]

This shit had me in tears!!!!

[JackTheAce1]

"DELICIOUS!"

[solidkingcobra]

you're my caucasian.

[1986nffc]

" ... And bring me an Alize" How does LD think of something so subtle but so hilarious. Mr David you are a genius.

[mets7557]

we got the stairs here, four of these muthafuckers... i wanted three, but i was like four is better hahaha

[moffix]

You got the floor....made of floor shit.

[scottdavis0676]

This scene is fucking hilarious!

[SkandiaAUS]

The FUCK you doin'? Where's my nigga? ... Where's my nigga?

There's my mutha fuckin' nigga right there! Get yo' ass inside, LarrymuthafuckingDavid

[bvk123]

So you think you gonna cross me and mess with my shit!!! hahahhaha!

[vilkwang]

I love how you can tell that the "Are you my caucasion?" line was totally improvised by Chris Williams' reaction, he was clearly not expecting it!

[CincereOne]

"You gotta have 3 or 4 muthafuckas in there!"

[danecook321]

The floor, you know what i mean? It's made outta, um, you know some... floor shit, you know what I'm sayin'? XD

[lewko1]

You my caucasian!

[whitamberchels]

omg i die when he says "Delicious come pick up the tissue" AHHHAHAHAH amazing i love larry david he is brilliant 

[1armedghostsamurai]

itz kool man shit u get all excited n shit u wana try it on go try it on shit i dnt give a shit

[creamfilin888]

its made outta some floor shit

[Esk3115]

Toss the motherfucker!

[sexymiyoki]

isn't this Vanessa Williams brother ? only white ppl would think this guy is convincingly STREET !

[FinalRenaissance]

@sexymiyoki

LOL. You absolutely right. I see that all the time with the Black "criminals" on TV.

[kedharf1]

hhahahahhhahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahha are you my caucasian hahahahhahaah

[Illumirage]

3:08, larry's fist pound fail. Haha.

[SOUDAKIS]

the PERFORMANCE!!!!

[Chrisaaad]

Crazy Eyes is funny as fuck.

[Deadman6990]

Larry screaming "DELICIOUS!!!" at the end was amazing.

[pathtoyirah]

floor shit

[Dualrailtrail]

Yo delicious!

[Jdoylee811]

You GOTTA have 3 or 4 motherfuckers in there!

[forman208]

Got the floor, it's made outta some floor shit

[albinoclone]

whats the song at 1:49. i want it as my ringtone

[dustygrady]

So you think you gonna cross me and mess with my shit? Opening your trap, and flapping your lip.

Don't fuck with me nigger or your gonna get dropped. I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop.

If you say anything nigger you will beg me to die, cause you'll suck my dick and then I'll nut in your eye.

I'll stomp on your world as if my name was Godzilla, I'm coming for you mother fucker, I'm your crazy eyez killer.

Ernest Hemmingway

[PinkertonStudsworth]

@dustygrady I would lose the "mother fucker" at the end and replace it with "bitch."

[WiiiDude]

Hilarious episode!

[fairlyzealous]

lmao "yeah i am your nigga"

[kedharf1]

hahaha are u my caucasian lol

[GreatLash75]

Larry David.... a man for all seasons.

[rocktown61201]

"...the fuck you doin?"

[PennyLane6383]

Are you my caucasian??? lol

[siukong]

You should have included "You ain't got no etiquette, motherfucker!"

[DatDamKeyid]

@siukong don't make me come up there...

[unspeakable28]

The scene in the back garden is so funny, both are on the edge the entire scene and holding in the laughter throughout, especially Larry, he is cracking up inside,

[tammy376]

''Im thinking about putting a plasma screen on the fucking ceiling.''....GOOD SHIT!

[tfisher71]

Just noticed during his "floor shit" part of the tour there's a rope barrier in front of the satue. The Krazy Eyez Museum- love it. There's too much awesome on this clip.

[CMStrike316]

"You gotta have three or four motherfuckers in there" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[jhonston666]

RoftlamFao.

[FUKMusicisoverratedM]

LARRY FUCKIN' DAVID!

[tubincuban]

"i got 4 of theses motherfuckers. i wanted three, but i was like, 4 is betta"

[chuckyko]

"I would lose the motherfucka at the end." Hilarious.

[unspeakable28]

I always wondered why Krazee didn`t make a return, Larry David has said he is his favorite character. Leon is a poor mans Krazee. I love when Krazee tells Larry "we roll like that", it makes it more hurtful when he thinks Larry betrayed him and told Wanda, ha ha.

[2700Laguna]

Give me a scene with Leon and Krazee any day!

[crazykillaishere]

I agree, leon is brilliant but crazy eyez is easily the best character thats ever been on this show. This is my favourite episode ever. I wish he came back for 1 more. It would be brilliant!

[unspeakable28]

Thanks crazy, is so much the mind of Larry David could do with his return, Krazee could have made it big as rap artist, or been in prison, anything, i`ve been disappointed with latest season of Curb, just not the same.

[dwoodall8979]

@unspeakable28 No way, first of Krazee was only on the show for 5 minutes max. We don't know how funny Krazee would be in other situations and his character might get player out. Also, Leon is a big part of the best episode ever, the 2nd to last episode with Kramer and the grotes and Larry coming off like a pedaphile at the end.

[fredfredburger2626]

delicious!!

[flawlessxxxx]

"it's cool man, you get all excited and shit. You wanna try it, go try it on! Shit, i don't give a shit!"

[purkme]

larry fuckin david

[flawlessxxxx]

Are you my Caucasian? Mannnnnn... I'm yo fuckin' Caucasian

[canadasalami]

so funny

[tubincuban]

are you my caucasian?

[BurkulesPrime]

Krazy Eyez needs his own show!

[ecnola]

krazy eyes needs to make a return

[midianholic]

Funniest thing I have seen in years.

Krazy Eyez has to come back.

[masterdeviance1985]

Leon from last season and this season is funny, but they need to bring back Krazy Eyez Killah for one more episode!

[ComeToJesus]

Aw you left out the scene from the end of the episode.

[tubincuban]

are you my caucasian?

[brandonr85]

The tv/Scarface comment is brilliant.

[TubeGhost]

@brandonr85 It really is!

[tr1ptan]

KE - You my dawg, you my nigga!

LD - I *am* your nigger, absolutely!

[Chrsmclgh1]

you wanna try it on go try it on shit i dont give a shit. my favorite part

[koubaisy]

hahahaahha some floor shit you know what i mean

[Scadjr25]

Delicous get a tissue!

[cb9603]

We got the floor, its made out of...uhm..some floor shit

ROFL

[jhonston666]

Rotflmao.

[OCEANNA421]

LMAO :)

[elmutto1]

delicious, yo delicious!!!

[waywardhighfive]

So you think you gonna cross me and mess with my shit? Openin' your fuckin' trap, and flappin' yo lip. Don't fuck with me nigga, or you gon' get dropped. I'll snap off yo' neck with a crackle and pop. If you say anything you'll beg me to die, 'cause I'll make you suck my dick, then I'll nut in yo' eye. I'll stomp on yo' world as if my name was Godzilla, I'm COMING FOR YOU mothafucka, I'm your Krazy Eyez Killa

[riddler182]

lmao

[waywardhighfive]

You've gotta have 3 or 4 motherfuckers in there

[riddler182]

dude i use the are you my caucasion to my black friends lol all the time

[Chrisaaad]

HAHAHAHA are you my caucasion?!?!?! Makes my stomach hurt

[shaheed79]

I dont know if many people know this but that caucasian line was adlib. That is why Krazy Eyez was all about to laugh when larry said it.

[VILEHINTZ]

the whole show is a adlib pretty much, no lines just general outlines and they they take it from there

[StripedTiger711]

The whole show is improvised.

[thundersledge]

StripedTiger is right. There is no script, just a plot outline and the actors improvise the rest.

[midianholic]

Right, which is what makes it so good.

It is so funny. Best comedy I have ever seen from the States.

[keroppisam]

krazy eyez is kind and generous :D

[dcgrapes]

here's the floor....it's made outta...floor-shit

[KurtVachon]

the last scene is the best! Where is it?

[flawlessxxxx]

You gotta have 3 or 4 motherfuckers in there. See you a pimp, you a motherfuckin' pimp aint cha! Eh... i don't think i am... No, you are a pimp! yeah...

[ZoNeBx1160]

i thought we was cool de la? motherfucker what the fuck?!?! lmfaoooooo this my favorite character in the show

[paulczar]

Krazy Eye is in a bunch of KFC commercials nowadays.

[unspeakable28]

Krazee eyes  house is so funny, he has statue of Mary roped off in the hall, really weird for a krazee eyes killa, and whats going on with that dining room, Larry David genius writing.

[lolongo]

Haha Larry David starts yelling after Delicious too

[dcgrapes]

i was thinkin bout gettin a plazma screen on the ceilin...runnin scarface 24-7

[KurtVachon]

the scarface line is genius

[monmichka77]

You my nigga!

I am your nigga. Absolutely.

LMAO!!

[danecook321]

2:54, 3 or 4 mother fuckers in there XD

[JoshuahDigital]

i hear you poppin' that fucking bubble wrap!

[jc790]

'Its made out some.......floor shit".

[unspeakable28]

My nigger, only Krazee eyes can make it funny, i surprised he never came back in any of seasons 4-6, Larry David has sais he was his favourite character, Krazee eyes is Vanessa Williams little brother,

[Farmvalleygrl]

:))

[LoneStarPatriot]

Ohh Lawdy Lawdy

[Wu2k3]

Whas krakin playah.. ROFL!

[SOUDAKIS]

where did they find him? he's fuckin great! its one of the best episodes of curb! YO DELICIOUSSS!

[flawlessxxxx]

he was in Dodgeball

[nikkiidol22]

gotta have 3,4 motherfuckers in there

tell Miltia to come and clean up the shit, and bring me a Alize

[Zalohuw]

That looks so much like roy jones jr xD

[ShaneSpear02]

Best one-off character ever.

[jncrlszam]

LD at the end..."Delicious!"...lmao ..epic

[SumNJFella]

2:00 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[sirdunksalot7]

Yo delicious!  Get my man a tissue, I think he gonna sneeze.

[folkrockm14]

you my nigger?

-curb your enthusiasm

[rocknroll015]

ARE YOU MY CAUCASION

[MacTown2121]

1:58 Larry got owned :-) Why would you be behind the door ? I love this show, my favorite episode by far !

[flawlessxxxx]

"I'm thinkin' about puttin' a plasma screen on the fuckin' ceiling, and have like um Scarface, like 24/7" Best episode of curb so far!!

[Amcor09]

"You got the floor, you know what I mean? It's made of erm, y'know some floor shit."

[flawlessxxxx]

"Are you my Caucasian? I'm yo mo' fuckin' Caucasian"

[graw33]

lolll

[geisha62]

"thats definetly floor shit"

[flawlessxxxx]

Delicious!

[BlutoDaBoss21]

yo delicious! get my man a tissue, hes gonna sneeze!

[TerrapinTrain]

I make you suck on my dick and I nut in your eye.

[cuchote]

Larry Fucking David hahah

[Blhite]

"Im thinking of getting a plasma screen on the ceiling and have Scarface on 24/7" Hilarious

[wtfirtreee]

"you got a garbage can?"

"no you can throw that shit anywhere"

[lerxt42]

yo delicious

[SublimingSun]

"crackle and pop" :D

[Singi69]

Krazy: Got the floor, it's made out of floor shit

Larry: Yea that's floor shit

haha halarious

[treymcneil]

SCARFACE 24/7 LOL

[letsgomets07]

yo delicious!

[fredyzpt]

are you my caucasian?

[ajcookhasan]

Larry's face is priceless.

[nygblue24]

"This is the floor, it's made up of floor shit"

[simont7]

"nut in your eye" . . . too funny!

Little known fact: Chris Williams, who is on "24" this year, is the younger brother of Vanessa Williams from "Ugly Betty" . . . talented family.

[mahabang]

not really a "little known fact".

[busymomdianncapone]

I love it when he hits Larry with the front door.

[artofpretention]

"4 of these motherfuckers. i wanted 3, but i was like, 4's better."

[yakrocks]

you got the floor, its mad eout of some floor shit.

[tcbeez]

Here's the floor, it's made out of some floor shit!! lol

[tcbeez]

Larry Fuckin David!!! lol

[waingro1018]

"yea, yea, you my dog, I like you, don't hit me"

[silentjob]

the best bit has been missed out 'all over this mother-fuckeeer'

'toss that mother fucker' funny

[waywardwatchdog1]

It's hilarious how Larry tries so hard to fit in with Krazy. "You gotta have three or four mothafuckas in there. Delicious!" Genius. Every time I watch it there's something new to laugh about.

[PixelPwner]

you got some chairs n shit,some lamps n shit,

you got the floor,you know what i mean

its made out of floor shit

[misnerross]

how you gonna throw the jacket at me?

[harddivej]

...you dont need two fucks!rofl

[chasley101]

are you my caucasion?

[VivekisV]

yo delicious get a tissue! my man's gonna sneeze.

[esco0101]

HE'LL THROW A NUT IN MY EYE!!!!! one of the best CYE shows ever!!!!!

[rocktown61201]

...the fuck you doin?

when he opens the door.

[lashiiiii]

motherfucker what the fuck!?

[casinodiamonds]

lmao curb is the best

[shivkm]

larry fuckin david!

[Husse910101]

made of floor shit !

[stevopotpie]

"I like you muthafucka. Don't hit me." hahaha

[0Artist0]

Floor shit...Haha

[mastacsg]

I love that there's a giant metal hand in the dining room and he doesn't even mention it. "We've got a table... lamps... a floor... some chairs." But he doesn't say anything about the huge hand that takes up half of the shot.

[JLikesIt]

1:11 LMAOOOOOOOO!

[danjosimo3000]

lol a loved the cribs like sequence

[WKaliber1]

lol at larry saying "nigger"

[Thisnameistaken11]

Everyone needs a nigga called Delicious.