Dave Chappelle - Ghetto

[JuzhRaw]

The baby probably was a midget

[alaynasimone85]

@moneyminty

[alaynasimone85]

Dave has a black and black side. He has not a lick of white in him so stop

[thesituation187]

thumbs up if you thought the driver was snoop dogg

[moneyminty]

Dave has a black and a white side

[MegaTraCkz]

I get scared visiting the ghetto on Google street view.

[superspartana]

fuck you nigga i got kids

[jffry890]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store where the fuck you takin me!

[BurnSpangler]

BABY! stop selling weed!

[MsSwillz]

"He was alright, they sprinkled some crack on him and he got back up" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! XD

[pallydf90]

"FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOT KIDS TO FEED"

[syntaxerrorization]

DAMN I FUCKING LOVE DAVE!!!!

[MRMCGALLO]

i bet those 14 dislikes are george lopez fans

[Rudyboynigel1997]

Gun store, Gun store, liquor store, gun store

[SCREWSTATEOFMIND]

A crackhead got ran over, I know it was a hit and run, it was the cops, they sprinkled crack on him and he got back up...... Hahahahahah, Classic.

[528491Inception]

so what happened when the driver came back?

[The1234ray]

Genius ... !

[xiaoina]

"it was an old limousine" improv at its finest

[Mrlozzable]

I don't trust you either. Click, click



[DaddyFatSzack]

If you have black friends and they are in the car with you and one of them says "ey bro mind if I make a stop real quick" he is 100% without a doubt taking you to the hood

[KareemElgindy]

@DaddyFatSzack HAHAHHAHA!!

[McoleO25]

like if you have been takin to the ghetto, lol

[SouthernBoi94]

Fuck That Nigga Im On My Way! too funny

[GLClothing]

SHARINGODCOM

[yabaworld]

I love Dave. I like the audience. And I am ok with his blue shirt. Lol. Dave dresses awesome. I wanted to move to Africa with him.

[jerrymanrich]

u killin me dude!...lmao

[sulaman600]

@prydz1000 You got shit wrong. It's "I'm sellin weed nigga" or "Fuck you nigga I got kids to feed".

[MrSHARKBITE12]

i would hate to be dave in the car while the conversation happened

[TheDsBeast]

ITS 3 AM IN DA MORNIN PUT MA KEY IN THE DOOR N BODIES LAYIN ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND I DONT REMEMBER HOW THEY GOT THERE BUT I GUESS I MUSTVE KILLED EM KILLED EM

[MrSHARKBITE12]

@TheDsBeast really Eminem 

[sosa652]

uncle dave is the greatest XD

[kbd117]

The old baby on the corner trick, eh? Not fallin' for that shit.

[prydz1000]

FUCK YOU NIGGA IM SELLING WEED. ahahahahahaha wasnt expecting that shit.

[bastianwence]

haha cracky so funny

[UngratefulLiving420]

0:32-0:47 Imagine being in that limo and hearing that conversation go down lmao

[goldnfaith12]

lmao!!

[ForDoverUSA]

Funny shit. Brings back good memories. 

[Bboysanchez2009]

the jurassic park part killed me lol

[iGotAn1POD]

lol if u press 7 repeatedly u see the crowd head bangin' hahaha

[Tourettesguy52]

Lol

[jaida0arzola]

i love how he says it like crack heads are like squirrels

[superstarcity98]

Fuck you Nigga! I got kids to feed! xD Damn, I've never laughed so hard at this guy! :D

[CARNAXHACKER789]

I was like, what the fuck, Gun Store, Gun Store, Liquor Store, Gun Store- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKIN ME?!

[sugarbean13]

DC? Word.

[Jeffroxhard2]

What happened to the limo driver

[yousefakon]

0:42 best WHAT THE FUCK? i ever heard.

[455ninjasniper]

Do u guys have to type everything he says i alredy saw the damn vid but its not tht funny for every1 one of u motherfuckers to reply every funny thing he says

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@455ninjasniper Yes, because we are just saying which part we like most. Even I did it.

[playerm65]

Crack heads jumpin out of trees & shit! lol

It was a hit & run I know, the Police did it! lmao haha its ok they sprinkled some crack on him & he got back up! lol

[TerewaRakuraku]

@Joe1887 Im Pretty Sure That's A White T-shirt

[MrTwerrpy]

what? what the fu- slow down what? WHAT THE FUCK!? NO! NO! NOOOO FUCK THAT NIGGA FUCK IT IM ON MA WAY!

[HFCPROTECTOR]

@MrTwerrpy 0:34-0:47 lol

[A86]

@MrTwerrpy - The funniest part to me is the voice kinda sounded like an imitation of Michael Jackson's voice to me. So I got the mental image of MJ saying that over the phone to someone. XD

[cerzule]

@MrTwerrpy - that's the best part! Fall-on-the-floor funny!

[TheGenerationOfSport]

anyone could have been the baby

[pike399]

i love black audiences, so much more fun then us whiteys

[MissPompousTwat]

@pike399

yeah, what's wrong with them? No need to be in stitches at everything he says.

[2550505]

@pike399 Every knows white people capitalize the word white.

[breannaRosado1]

heyy baby go home u have ur whole life ahead of u

fuck u nigga i got kids to feed

[TerewaRakuraku]

The whole Audience Is Black

[Joe1887]

@TerewaRakuraku There's a white guy a few rows back at 2:27

[mrbillyjeanjoe]

I got kids to feed lol rofl

[TeamZeroDade]

hello ? oh whats up nigga.. what ? what the fuck slow down what ? WHAT THE FUCK

[sportsfan9217]

just the way he presents his jokes and stories is pure legendary. idc who you are but i would like to consider chapelle a legend. my opinion

[itchigo992]

this is fucking amazing xD

[Lkpriest]

LOL FUNNY!

[Flushernick]

NUMBER 187,187

[IFreakingEatPeople]

i found that if u pass 3 boost mobile stores in a mile, uve most likely hit the ghetto haha

[aldfuch]

HEY BABY!!!!!!

[Creeze718]

lmao who saw the skit for this on chappelle's show

[tucee100]

Spot a wihte person @ 0.51

[tucee100]

Spot a white person from the crowd @ 0.51

[72jjkid]

that aint no baby thats a midget

[xhayame]

a fuck you nigga i got kids to feed, LMAO

[xyzFAMILYMANxyz]

im sellin weed nigga hahaha

[oakleyorbit]

10 more assholes in the world that feel the need to dislike this:-|

[XJNHMVz]

the old baby on the corner trick =))=))

[FlozelltheHotell]

Im sellin Weed Nigga

ROFL

[SobeTeamEx]

lol



[neoneo23]

gunstore liquor store gunstore liquor store What the fuck?? LMFAO

[zonip67]

I don't get what's so funny with the limo drivers phone call... Can someone please explain it to me...

[eilrahc700]

@zonip67 NO

[platinum365]

@zonip67 its how the driver voice changed from being all nice and mannerly n shit to real aggressive

[dietrite123]

@zonip67 The limo driver himself was from the hood(Dave put on a stereotypical "playa" voice at the beginning of the call). Seemed to me that the cell phone call was meant to imply that the limo driver was a drug dealer and went into the ghetto to settle some business. The humor was in the contrast between driving a limo and being "gangsta". Also, at least in my experience, a lot of limo drivers in America are...ghetto--for lack of a better word.

[Elemental6]

I fucking love that baby xD

[harmonizethelord9]

I wander if the driver came back

[DatriniThug]

dat babby was me

[SuperSonicV2]

FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOT KIDS TOO FEED AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[blakeEPC]

@SuperSonicV2 *two

[chucknorrisgawd]

@blakeEPC *to

[blakeEPC]

@blakeEPC wow...epic fail

[umbrellasforsnow]

the first time I heard the part with the limo driver, I fricken fell off my chair laughing

[neroxtreme1380]

Damn. I've lived in or at least near the ghetto pretty much my whole life, but I never saw a baby selling weed. I'd be worried I was tripping on some heavy shit.

[AveryHartman]

I got Children to feed.

[jasonlammons]

D A V E!!!!!

[ZombieKiller766]

IM SELLIN' WEED, NIGGA xD roflmfao

[DJEZDick420]

i cant let the fear ruin my morals hahahaha

[ArthurEricBlair]

ah, the old baby on the corner trick....

[THMChamp]

Okay, WHO could be those nine ppl that dislike this??

[ZombieKiller766]

@THMChamp people that havent been taken to the ghetto xD

[rodeostarrsherman9]

Fuck you nigga, i got kids to feed! LOL HAHAHAHAH

[gullwing14]

Gun Store, Gun Store, Liquor Store, Gun Store?

[kingraider7]

LMAO when the baby said im selling weed

[syedsaim]

9 people are crackheads.

[gonzalesjon58]

all the people who dnt like this video were taken 2 the ghetto 2

[sakif666]

hey babyyyyy.....lol

[88bluebirds]

jurassic park lol

[tinyman12323]

I'm selling weed niggah!!!

[francesteven]

im selling weed nigga go away

[blazemanfoshizzle]

Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store.

[tommyc06]

"quote from video we all watched "

[dementedturtles]

@tommyc06 that wasn't a quote in the video :|

[Roscotheultradolphin]

@tommyc06 Sir, I really appreciate this comment. Thank you.

[taylormichelle96]

the old baby on the corner trick, aint gonna fall for that shit.

[ejthatboy]

he said a crack wud come to the car it was lik jurassic park lol

[outofbodyexperience]

His joke about cops sprinkling crack on people is hilarious! xD

[MrTeddyBearEater]

*Slowly rolls down window* "Aie baby!"

[kotze5]

nine people vote "not like" cause sucking balls of benny hill

[Schurrzy]

9 babies still have kids to feed

[MW2Scarecrow]

"I'm sellin weed nigga!" Roflmao

[XBladeWingX]

i love it when he says "hey baby!" lmao

[TheSizMan]

"get outta here cracky" lmao

[outofbodyexperience]

@TheSizMan WERD. His voice sounds so peculiar. xD

[fugaU]

Lookin in the window like Jurassic park

[Fizgigfightsback]

can just imagine the crackheads!!!

[owmybruv]

i have just bought weed from an infant

[HEDSHOTBODYDROP2]

Ahh the old baby on the corner trick, not gonna fall for that shit

[W88R88W]

funny as hell

[alkahire]

-hey baby,baby go home man,its 3 o'clock in the morning wtf are you doing here

- i sell some weed nigga!!!

LOLL XD

[ilovemontera]

@alkahire ive seen this video like 20 times in the last couple days and your comment is annoying me.

its

IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA

get it right

[piepiepie11111]

@ilovemontera i KNOW huh, when you see someone quote part of the video wrong, makes me fucking upset

[lovelynn93]

LOLLL! funny :):)

[tomasus0]

funniest shit everrr:)

[MrGodfather95]

"Im sellin weed nigga"

[SOCOMS3ALs]

i started lookin out the window and i saw gun store gun store liquor store gun store where the fuck ya takin me?!?! lmaoo

[Kamasznik]

no one can make so much fun from racial matters as Dave. Respect

[hwamp22]

LMFAO!!!!

[DANIELBLAT]

"Hey baby! Baby go home man, its 3 o' clock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up?!"

[Sword1479]

@DANIELBLAT I'M SELLIN WEED, NIGGA!!!

[csabin17]

"Police sprkinle some crack on them and they got right back up" LMAO. Chappelle is a genius.

[Inf1nityPlus1]

Hello? Oh, wassup nigga, what? What the fu-slow down, what, WHAT THE FUCK? No! NO! NOOO! Fuck that nigga, fuck it, I'm on my way!

[Majesticabysmal]

LMFAO!!!

[cripbuddz]

gun store liquor store gun store liquor store. hey where da fuck are u taking me. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Klarification]

Gun store, Gun store, liquor store, gun store...Where the fuck you takin' me?

[disconick420]

i just bought weed from an infant,i cant condone this kind of behavior!

funniest man alive

[pinoyboy3795]

That funniest sh@t ever b

[SilverRoad3]

LOL)

from 0:23 to the 1:02 is the best scene))

[DannieBoo72]

Was he in New Orleans? Sounds soo familiar.

[bouttobreak12]

@DannieBoo72 prolly so.

[MJsPrettyYoungThing2]

this is my absolute favorite dave chappelle bit!!! i love this!!!

[tomaspimentel]

"the old baby on the corner trick" LMAO

[lordkomodo123]

Who the hell rated this clip down?! IT was fucking GENIUS!

[erks56]

"Hey Baby!!! Baby go home man its 3 o clock in the morning wtf are you doing up?" Baby said "Im selling weed ni***!!" HAhahahahahah lmao!!!! He is fucking Funny!!!!

[Jayman82394]

GUN store, gun store, liquor store, gun store where the fuck u takin'!!!!! lmfao

[anavictoriana]

this is chappelle's best bit E-V-E-R

[Jayman82394]

@anavictoriana i totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slimshady24100]

gun store, liqour store, gun store, liqour store, gun store WHERE THE FUCK U TAKIN ME! lol lmfao

[MINDxWORM]

"Fuck you nigger i got kids to feed"

God....Daaaaamnnn!

[MrClaydog69]

sorry i don't trust you either.. click...... click hahahahaha

[elrey0orion]

let the baby feed his kids dang!?

[elrey0orion]

the baby

[MrDeluuuuuu]

funny as hell =D

[o1995]

10/5*

[Khalid2020dz]

Where ya from dwag? D.C >>>> word !

!!!! Hey babie ! go home ma, its three in da morning , wf ya doing out ?

Thanks for this clip

[poshplayaOrnie]

ROFL!!! @ the baby!!

=D

[tacoburn11]

just bought weed from and infant. i got kids to feed. i love this guy

the police did it. sprinkle some crack on him.

[devantesworld]

dc all day!!!

[antonioljevar]

lmfao

[antonioljevar]

lmfao