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  • had that happen with a sparkler bomb last 4th only it took my thumb halfway off and ripped a few muscles and nerves OUT of my thumb. lesson? longer fuse lol

  • best. description. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why did he not use a fuse

  • GRENADE WATCH OUT!!!

  • And that is why you don't make bombs with steel pipes. Just stick with cardboard folks. If that bomb was made of steel he wouldn't have looked up.

  • When you see sparks on the end of the fuse, it doenst mean keep holding the lighter there >.>

  • damn your lucky you could even see after that

  • FACHEPALM

  • dont put anything over an explosive that your not willing to loose

  • that happens to me too...with a potatoe gun.no more fire for me...please...

  • lol...

    i bet you are happy to be alive bro!!!

    hugs:)

  • @Dan6687 why do you think?

  • When my dad was in college some body threw a bottle rocket at him in the middle of the night in his dorm while he was sleeping. Before that he threw a firecracker through his roommates window while he was walking by his dorm building.

  • same thing happend to me a couple years back but alot bigger i hade no eyebrows lashes os facial hiar i looked like an albino it was a v8 can full of black powder

  • dont do it lucky it send sand toweards your face

  • big lucky stop it now u are too young

  • hahahahaha that will teach u to not use a short fuse

  • lol pause it at 0:17

  • @vietanmay911 LOL fire on face

  • Hahaha 4 some reason I don't feel sorry 4 u

  • Well I hope u learned your lesson. Dont be a dumb ass.

  • fix your description you faggot

  • and to the coment at the end i shall ignore and continue to call you a dumb ass.

  • stupid ass put your face 3 inches way stupid

  • lol same thing happend to me when i was making a bomb using gun powder <_< i was putting tape around it and it just blew up xD

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  • Cool guys dont look at explosions!

  • oh well shit happens

  • that would be like a mild flash bang going off and belive me flash bangs make yo feeel sick

  • thats why i use a fuse bout 2-3 inches long and thats it just sticking out of it

  • how the hell did that not kill you?

  • stupid bitch

  • dude i bet you where trippen balls when you touched your face, bet you were thinking there would be nothing left!

    But this should be a leason, you got away pretty lucky, be carful man, this kinda of stuff can kill you. play it safe.

  • hahahah ''I think im deaf''

  • A black powder bomb, isn't it?

  • look how he has been shoked!

    The strong sound and the flash let nobody understanding what's appened!

  • Hahahh nobb !

    Strong work !

  • dumb ass

  • well that was retarded what did you think was gonna happen you had nofuse.

  • maybe you shouldent shove you face into a bomb that you are lighting dumb fuck

  • lmao

    hope your ok dude, fuck these haters that talk shit. cuz this is what i call comedy LUL

  • your mum enjoys the bangs i give her but they leave her speachless not deaf

  • '' shit dude '' classic

  • OWNED

  • lol... I hope you never hear again

  • l

    ooo_ <--- middle finger and u got owned

  • ☻/

    /▌

    / \ Stop the NEW WORLD ORDER.. !

  • wtch my bomb we use eletrical detenators coz we smart

  • so is ur hearing back now?

  • The real Question is ..Do you fuck around with bombs again ???

  • dumbass

  • jackass

  • hahaha fucking idiot

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahha

  • good for you

  • consider you self lucky sir... dumbass

  • Thats why u DON'T play around with BOMBS

  • bombs it was a litlle girecracker you tool if it was a bomb dont u think there would be a crater in the ground???fucktard

  • Well what ever u trying to play with...bombs something IDK but all i can say was I LOL MY ASS OFF thx 4 that ^_^

  • you are lucky that you did not lost your eyeball!!!

  • not only to that but lucky to that hand of yours is still save

  • are u serious? u lost half ur hearing permamently?

  • hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha­hahahahaha

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

    hahahahahhahahahahaghahahahaha­hahahahahah

    ahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHA VERY FUNNY

  • haha any1 notice the title is like totally the perfect "thats what she said?" idk im just saying

  • ahhahahahahahhahahahaha fucking idiot

  • its like you wanted it to blow up in your face... that is nothin but a water dynamite... its no bomb... but anyway why are you so close to dumbass?

  • first roule of firework dont plase something over it, is you son't want to lose it

  • ouch

  • I wish it was a bomb instead of a firecracker because it would have killed you and that would have ment one less stupid fucking retart in this world.

  • System Of A Pantera? What Your To Cool For Down?

  • no ones too cool for Down, in fact im listening to them right now, hypnotize to be specific, god i wish they didnt split up

  • i lol'd

  • but this "Stupid fucking retart" mad you laugh right... so u wouldnt be able to have this moment

  • stupid kids haha "buuu i lost my hearing"

  • You fail for lighting a blackcat and calling it a bomb, also for making it pop in front of your head, which never should have been near it.

    /posts

  • thats so stupid!!! why is your head right on top of the bomb

  • Remind me when me and my friends wanted to set up a campfire but all the firelogs were kinda wet, so we poured gasoline in the firepit and I just kneeled with my Zippo to light it...

    only time we mixed gasoline, Zippo and shroomz ...

    but you suck more.

  • DEET DADEE! i think il put my head over the explosive while i light it!?!

  • crap man it happend almost the same 2 me :( i was 3 days in the hospital and i burned my hand grade 3 and a lilte bit of my face grade 2 my name is diego palomar feel better

  • didnt your daddy tell you never to put your face over fireworks as your lighting it.

  • My daddy told me but i still lit it and it blew me up now im dead

  • didn't your daddy tell you how to use the word "your" correctly in a sentence?

  • shit dude! :D shit happens...

  • hahah!

  • get well

  • bullshit

    same shit happaned to me and im fine

  • are u allright

  • hahahaha you stupid loser

  • hahaha

    *boom*

    "i think im deaf."

  • who is this dick saying we cant screw girls fuck him i bet he has lots of fun with himself

  • ya us"americans"can have all the fun we want and we can screw girls its just one common mistake that u start sh** bout for no reason

  • You american´s can do what you want: you can spend money, you can f*k bombs, you can f*k war and so on.. but you cant f*k girl :(

  • taikavi, you are probably some iraqi bitch who talks shit but cant do shit. you are some lil 10 year old that thinks that touching a girl is sex.

  • maybe having your face that close wasnt a smart idea ya? hmm.... sorry bout the hearing.... and um, be safer next time. more secure whick and what were you lighting off? if your lighting off something big like that... use a bigger whick and make sure you have time to run away.... good thing you werent wearing flammable clothes... you never what can happen.... even if you are experienced.

  • well when "playing" with explosives its a much better idea to use an electrical detonator

  • you dont have to use an electrical detonater everytime... like maybe bigger and more high pressure explosives like this one could use a electric ignighter.... as long as your safe... and if you do ever use electric, never use wireless.... just a safety tip if you already didnt know....

  • i think there is a moral for all of us

    DONT PUT YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING FACE THAT CLOSE TO AN EXPLOSIVE

    btw, sorry to hear about your hearing

  • lol

  • SHITTT""!!!

  • noob?!11eleven

  • noob

  • dude ith not funny man iths dangerous

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahah

  • :D He Break hes ear :D and another noob laughing hahaha :DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • you are lucky that you didnt lose your sight

  • DAMN

  • lol i had to laugh xD

    but gd i aint wounded

  • Yur dumb.... get a long fuse so that dont happen.

  • holy s***

  • omg

    thats dangerous mang

  • rofl the description s great

  • dude ur luckey i did the same thing and i had shrapnel in my face my whole chest was bleeding from the gun powder in it my face was bleeding like crazzii and i lost all my hearing in my left ear i almost went to juvey for 4 years

  • ok...you had a foot long lighter and you were like 6 inches away from the firecracker...wtf?

  • Damn Lucky u!

  • Wow why not do it ontop of gun powder

  • fucking shit...

    what sort of bomb was it?

    What if it where a metal pip bomb...

    Today U don't just lost that... but all you face!

    A good bomb, is first a good fuse!

    =)

  • Your pretty lucky there, what were u using was it a BP bomb or a HE, coz if it was ammonium nitrate or something then you either shouldn't be here or that was a couple grams!

  • i like the begening with the bird singing

  • ive been there except it burned half my face and i looked a lil like twoface for a week lmao

  • that was pretty funny

  • lol stupid bastrd

  • Only an idiot do that... but.. hahahahahahahah!!!

  • i found that rather amusing

  • tbh u shouldnt have been leaning over it whilst lighting it! your just asking for bad news!

    but we learn from our mistakes, at least u didnt loose all your hearing

  • holy shit man. un lucky

  • hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • well,we all learn SOMETHING from our mistakes.

  • i just have to say HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • You shouldn't play with fire young man. You might get burned.

  • LOL!!!

  • lkkr voor je homo

  • sucks man, I gotten shrapneled before. Accidents suck.

  • Darwin Award potential here for sure.

  • shame cunt

  • A ha ha ha ! owned.

  • guts bro

  • guys pay attention! the explosion was tiny ffs he wouldnt have gotten hurt if he was about a foot away from the bomb with his face, lol don't act like it would have hurt, and the kid is hideous... not cute!

  • that was significantly more awesome than I thot it would be

  • LMAO....you are so fucking stupid....

  • Thats why you throw it.

  • That's why you should get a better fuse, one that doesn't just break off.

  • im sooo sorry that kid is cute!!

  • lmao

    dumb ass

  • maybe you have learned a valuable lesson

    that home brew explosives & weapons can do serious damage to you & possibly kill

    this kind of stuff is pretty serious dude

    I blasted my hearing with a fire cracker I thought my ear drum had burst it was so painful I'd recommend not playing with things you don't have any knowledge about ..

    your lucky you didn't catch any shrapnel in your eyes or your hearing wouldn't be the only thing you lost

  • its their fault so what...

  • yeah it's their fault but when they perfect their experiment some of these inane morons go around blowing other shit up and hurt other people there where several cases of this shit here where I live one man had a piece of bolt from a bomb explosion hit him in the head and nearly killed him.

  • .....

    All i have to say.

    He's FINE!

  • added to my favorites. LOL

  • what a fucking retard ... for a start u wudnt put ur head right over it :|

  • totaly agreed who puts his head over a bomb when igniting it :/

  • lol

  • you should join the army and defuse bombs

  • Omg that was the funniest thing ive ever seen omg well thats what you get for being a dumbass. Thats natures way of taking care of people like you. Your probably jewish and didnt want to use alot of fuse so you used a tiny ammoun that was touching the powder omg lol dumb jew lolololololoplolololololololol­olollllllololol

  • i thing you should visit u'r local doctor...

  • Dumb fat ass bitch

  • kool man sick vid and explosive

  • stupid ass! DO NEVER HANG OVER AN EXPLOPSIVE... what was it? pipe?

  • why are u so close to the damn thing... its a fuse not a god damn amoeba

  • lets see you laughing when you get a piece of shrapnel lodged in your eye.

  • That's what I call a DOOM-ASSK...

  • this isnt something to be laughing about guys.

  • lolololol

  • some stupidity hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    i swear i cant stop from lauthinggggg

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • jajjajaja lol

  • lol that happened to me with a firecracker except it went off in my hand, i couldnt hear for a couple of hours and my hand went numb

  • Idiot, use at least a sunglass if you have a hair like Starsky & Hutch!

  • one lucky kid...shit dude:::lol

    i would of faked that i died or something lol

  • lol id be like holy fk! so and so just blew their fkn head off! and pretend like he died

  • me2 hahaha or next time he should buy fake blood and cover himself with it...lol i wanna try this at home now...lol

  • if u can convience some1 there in the afterlife for even a split second...priceless

  • dumbass

  • a.....nd half the hearing in your other ear when one of your parents cuffed you around the ear for being so stupid! lol

  • no shit man this is sick, freaking lucky eyes man eyes

  • haha loser

  • loooooooooool

  • one time i did that at the park but i was only 6 and i thought that it wold gust go pop so i ran up and my cosin grabd me and pushed me back when it whent boom

  • ha ha supit dickhead

  • strong man keeps on blowing shit up,haha yeah kinda sucks loss of hearing but bombmaking is always great^^ be careful:D

  • did u permanently lose ur hearing??

  • the look on his face is priceless