Hammer sounds like a little bitch. He probably sucks dick yet is a homophobe at the same time. So pathetic that he has to lash out at the world because, hey, life isn't tailored to him. No wonder you get no respect.
@hammer55292 We will Bub, but we'll also take your money too! Actually, this year I'm going to do you a favor and leave a five gallon bucket down at the border and you can put your money in that and you won't have to be a pain our ass!
@mainah7910 HA!HA! I'm reading something bad about the MAINE economy every week!! LMAO!! When the TOURISTS STOP coming up there, you're gonna starve!! LMAO!! Forbes MAGAZINE named MAINE the worst state in the country for business!!
You're dying a slow death, and I'm gonna laugh about it!!
@hammer55292 Christ Hammer, if I had had nothing to do you like you I could sit around and read something bad about the Mass. economy every week too, but I don't care like you do!
@mainah7910 CARE!! LMAO!! This is an overwhelming hatred! My mission is to destroy you legally, and FINANCIALLY. I will avenge you people for killing me. You killed my hunting, and fishing. You killed my life. I must bring the message to all TOURISTS, how much you bastards of humanity, REALLY HATE US!! You must be killed financially.
The people of MAine do not deserve its natural beauty. They are too ignorant, vile, rude, crude, violent, territorial fuck-tards. The best thing that could happen is for all of them to be killed-off by a giant ice storm, so us good people could go up there and take over.
@deathdealer420ful Eat a nigga dick, you asswipe. Are you a MAINTARD? Do you have a real big head? Are you stupid? Are you " FROM AWAY "? Are you an asshole? Are you a fuck-tard? You must be a MAINTARD.
Hey, I'll be the first to admit that MAine has the best coastline, and best woods. However, MAINE also has the WORST, rottenest people in the country. They are the most territorial, JEALOUS, violent, crude, rude, hateful bastards in the country. I have stayed away for 6 years, and will never give them one dime, the bastards. I know they won't go broke, but I hope they do.
Actually, he's doing a good job with that ignorant Maine accent. Slurs his letters, draws out his A's, sounds under educated; thank God for the military.
In all fairness though, I will never forget growing up there. I will always feel bad for those who want to get out and make something of their lives, but get stuck.
@gelfandothea - Maybe it's a case of "Grass is greener on the other side"... but I would have given my left leg to grow up in Maine.
Do you know what a drive-by is? Do you know where the crackwhores congregate? Doesn't most everyone speak English in Maine? Down here it's Spanish or ebonics. And god forbid, unspoiled wilderness and small town charm... I guess if you had more shopping centers built over top of the parks you played in, your childhood would have been so much better...
@NightOfTha44 While I obviously see where you're try to go with your comment, I don't think you fully understand Maine. You're looking at the wilderness aspect and leaving the rest unfactored. Maine is absolutely gorgeous, and if the entire state was turned into a national park for a vactions it would be great! Unfortunately, that isn't the case. Maine is encapsulated by ignorance, drugs, poverty, fraud, and lacks nearly every type of higher learning resource. You would not want to live there.
@NightOfTha44 By the way.... I have lived in Texas nearly 7 years, and spent 3 years between Afghanistan and Iraq and I still would never go back to Maine.
@NightOfTha44 By the way.... I have lived in Texas nearly 7 years, and spent 3 years between Afghanistan and Iraq and I still would never go back to Maine.
Before I reply, please allow me to correct your posting so that it may bear more weight and deliver a fiercer blow to my questionable manhood.
"That's because you're a homosexual, and homosexual's are not allowed to enter Maine in any capacity. " There..... Now I am offended by your harsh words. I now know my place in this world, as you have truly disproved my arguments regarding Maine's lack of higher learning resources. Thank you.
Well, the whole "no homos" part" is a load of crap, but the use of ain't is simply apart of language innovation, which has happened and will continue to happen in the history of languages. His use of aint doesn't say much about his intelligence. 300 years ago, your dialect of English didn't exist, and 300 years of years from now, it'll be gone.
Totally Maine. Right down to the DHHS welfare office and jail next door to Sears @1:37. Making fun of real cripples even though half the state is on fake disability. Don't miss the fat, ugly "girl" @ 3:53. Typical BMW (that's Big Maine Woman for those from away). Port-a-San = Mainah McMansion.
YESSA! that's how us mainers role, YESSA! it's on the whitney's tool shed commercial on 102.9 also, "should we tell him what a cold cackly is? NO SA!" XD if u lived n maine, u would thing it was funny 0.0
The Chias dike is rate down tha road thaya too but don't be hangin' around at low tide, yessa, or the smell will getcha. And if ya need be grindin' that ol' stump, Whitney's Tool shed is rate a the foot of college hill.
Hammer sounds like a little bitch. He probably sucks dick yet is a homophobe at the same time. So pathetic that he has to lash out at the world because, hey, life isn't tailored to him. No wonder you get no respect.
PowerBrandSolutions 14 hours ago
I'll teach you MAINTARDS to call people Massholes!! I'll teach you bastards, I'll destroy you financially!!
hammer55292 4 days ago
@hammer55292 Well you sure are ambitious aint ya Bub??
mainah7910 4 days ago
Keep your fucking natural resources to yourself, you TOURIST-HATING bastards.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 We will Bub, but we'll also take your money too! Actually, this year I'm going to do you a favor and leave a five gallon bucket down at the border and you can put your money in that and you won't have to be a pain our ass!
mainah7910 4 days ago
What an irritating video. Listening to this bullshit for more than five minutes is irritating.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 Glad we can irritate you, let us know what else we can do to piss you off further!
mainah7910 4 days ago
@mainah7910 HA!HA! I'm reading something bad about the MAINE economy every week!! LMAO!! When the TOURISTS STOP coming up there, you're gonna starve!! LMAO!! Forbes MAGAZINE named MAINE the worst state in the country for business!!
You're dying a slow death, and I'm gonna laugh about it!!
hammer55292 4 days ago
@hammer55292 Christ Hammer, if I had had nothing to do you like you I could sit around and read something bad about the Mass. economy every week too, but I don't care like you do!
mainah7910 4 days ago
@mainah7910 CARE!! LMAO!! This is an overwhelming hatred! My mission is to destroy you legally, and FINANCIALLY. I will avenge you people for killing me. You killed my hunting, and fishing. You killed my life. I must bring the message to all TOURISTS, how much you bastards of humanity, REALLY HATE US!! You must be killed financially.
hammer55292 3 days ago
Beautiful coast, but absolutely rotten people. Mean, mother-fucking territorial bastards.
hammer55292 2 months ago
Yay for Machias!
astanhope 3 months ago
The people of MAine do not deserve its natural beauty. They are too ignorant, vile, rude, crude, violent, territorial fuck-tards. The best thing that could happen is for all of them to be killed-off by a giant ice storm, so us good people could go up there and take over.
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 go fuck ur self u fucking asshole
deathdealer420ful 1 month ago
@deathdealer420ful Eat a nigga dick, you asswipe. Are you a MAINTARD? Do you have a real big head? Are you stupid? Are you " FROM AWAY "? Are you an asshole? Are you a fuck-tard? You must be a MAINTARD.
hammer55292 1 month ago
Hey, I'll be the first to admit that MAine has the best coastline, and best woods. However, MAINE also has the WORST, rottenest people in the country. They are the most territorial, JEALOUS, violent, crude, rude, hateful bastards in the country. I have stayed away for 6 years, and will never give them one dime, the bastards. I know they won't go broke, but I hope they do.
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 If that is the true description of a Mainer, then you must be born and bred from the heart of the Pine Tree State itself.
SecretMexicannn 3 months ago
@SecretMexicannn You must be a wetback that snuck over the border.
hammer55292 3 months ago
It's funny, I recognized the Freshie's from the side without even seeing the side. Great job, Maine.
PSPortalMaker 6 months ago
They don't talk like that up to Monhegan.
Bogframe 1 year ago
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you said Yes-huh bub wayyyyyyyyyyy to much. Ya ruined it.
bswl1985 1 year ago
you said Yes-Sha wayyyyyyyyyyy to much. Ya ruined it.
bswl1985 1 year ago
if he was a true mainer he'd know those "traps and nets" arent for eels and they're called a ware not trap
7mmainah 1 year ago
I love Hannafids
bellatrixthechicken 1 year ago
what did he say
1213Joycee 1 year ago
Actually, he's doing a good job with that ignorant Maine accent. Slurs his letters, draws out his A's, sounds under educated; thank God for the military.
In all fairness though, I will never forget growing up there. I will always feel bad for those who want to get out and make something of their lives, but get stuck.
Just hang in there.
gelfandothea 1 year ago
@gelfandothea - Maybe it's a case of "Grass is greener on the other side"... but I would have given my left leg to grow up in Maine.
Do you know what a drive-by is? Do you know where the crackwhores congregate? Doesn't most everyone speak English in Maine? Down here it's Spanish or ebonics. And god forbid, unspoiled wilderness and small town charm... I guess if you had more shopping centers built over top of the parks you played in, your childhood would have been so much better...
NightOfTha44 1 year ago
@NightOfTha44 While I obviously see where you're try to go with your comment, I don't think you fully understand Maine. You're looking at the wilderness aspect and leaving the rest unfactored. Maine is absolutely gorgeous, and if the entire state was turned into a national park for a vactions it would be great! Unfortunately, that isn't the case. Maine is encapsulated by ignorance, drugs, poverty, fraud, and lacks nearly every type of higher learning resource. You would not want to live there.
gelfandothea 1 year ago
@NightOfTha44 By the way.... I have lived in Texas nearly 7 years, and spent 3 years between Afghanistan and Iraq and I still would never go back to Maine.
gelfandothea 1 year ago
@NightOfTha44 By the way.... I have lived in Texas nearly 7 years, and spent 3 years between Afghanistan and Iraq and I still would never go back to Maine.
gelfandothea 1 year ago
@gelfandothea thats because your a homo. homos aint allowed in maine anyways
cotequadsport 1 year ago
@cotequadsport
gelfandothea 1 year ago
Before I reply, please allow me to correct your posting so that it may bear more weight and deliver a fiercer blow to my questionable manhood.
"That's because you're a homosexual, and homosexual's are not allowed to enter Maine in any capacity. " There..... Now I am offended by your harsh words. I now know my place in this world, as you have truly disproved my arguments regarding Maine's lack of higher learning resources. Thank you.
gelfandothea 1 year ago
@gelfandothea serves you right. aint that right ya funny fella?
cotequadsport 1 year ago
@gelfandothea
Well, the whole "no homos" part" is a load of crap, but the use of ain't is simply apart of language innovation, which has happened and will continue to happen in the history of languages. His use of aint doesn't say much about his intelligence. 300 years ago, your dialect of English didn't exist, and 300 years of years from now, it'll be gone.
Guthrie7777 7 months ago
Fake maine'ah no way that accent is real
Thesupersmith79 1 year ago
@Thesupersmith79 He is really from Maine although the accent is exaggerated clearly
Draven2626 1 year ago
Totally Maine. Right down to the DHHS welfare office and jail next door to Sears @1:37. Making fun of real cripples even though half the state is on fake disability. Don't miss the fat, ugly "girl" @ 3:53. Typical BMW (that's Big Maine Woman for those from away). Port-a-San = Mainah McMansion.
TheTScotRhys 1 year ago
He'strying way to hard to do a Downeast accent.
RamsayRidgeRunner 2 years ago
@RamsayRidgeRunner he's purposely over playing the downeast accent but most of what he is saying and how he is saying it is spot on
Phantym 1 year ago
Makes me miss home.
rob27456 2 years ago
YESSA! that's how us mainers role, YESSA! it's on the whitney's tool shed commercial on 102.9 also, "should we tell him what a cold cackly is? NO SA!" XD if u lived n maine, u would thing it was funny 0.0
HellToTheYeahX2 2 years ago
lol i love maine im from the poland area
roflsawesome 2 years ago
lol nice
CoriCori16 3 years ago
LOL!!!
GP9railfan 3 years ago
My mom lives in Machias, I'm from boston.
I miss her so lets blow up maine. JUSTKIDDIN'
Chellyzz 3 years ago
Yessa? Is this the same ying yang that played the banjo in the movie "deliverance"? Yessa...
stbob638 3 years ago
graduated umm 1983, i remember no gerbils.... lol
krifle0 4 years ago
The Chias dike is rate down tha road thaya too but don't be hangin' around at low tide, yessa, or the smell will getcha. And if ya need be grindin' that ol' stump, Whitney's Tool shed is rate a the foot of college hill.
Blitzkrieg1981 4 years ago
nice video, alright then. check out my friends chippah and randy on my page, you guys should get together sometime. good luck theyah bub.
Cortis12 4 years ago
yessah bub thats all i have to say is yessah bub
amielee05 4 years ago
F- WILL NOT BUY FROM AGAIN. BAD SELLER REPUTATION. This is nine minutes and one second too long, and that one good second is of the gerbil.
seanobi 4 years ago
left 15 years ago...lot more to Downeast maine than what this guy is showing yah.. i'd want a refund on my tour......see yah this summer...
maineiac01 4 years ago
wow, this was pretty funny, i have relative in machiasport and it was funny to see this, everyone there sounds like that, haha.
BTBAM13 5 years ago
Wow...this brings flashes back
mortyfive 5 years ago
Washington Academy, class 88, glad to be back in SC. WOW! Please Lord in Heaven, never make me go back!
lokievil1 5 years ago
haha! The accent is dead on!
DrFaroohk 5 years ago
Ahaha...Well ill be damned....a video of Machias on youtube.
SAWEEET.
Pwned
goldmember123 5 years ago
Is this guy from Maine?
vinnie9000 5 years ago
Yes he is.
icemansgirl420 5 years ago
And the best is...he's mine! hehe :-D
icemansgirl420 5 years ago