how to be emo

[goofygobber101]

I'm graduating high school soon, i remember seeing this in the 6th grade. So weird looking back

[illuminousloo]

I cut myself with hair clips does this make me emo?

[overdose666ful]

fuck emo!

[88nateatx]

E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day

M is for miserable people.

O is for on the dark side, 'cos we got some fresh cookies!

[MeeSirFox]

at about 16:00, look at the pack of cigarettes sitting on the desk :)

[carinafleming]

@xmirainax AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[xmirainax]

Look you stupid assholes. I'm emo and I cut myself. A lot. And u might think I'm a fag or sumthin like tht shit but u shouldn't critisize ppl for being emo

[lozaishere1234]

@xmirainax fucking true man, same

[AveEnd]

@xmirainax We don't criticize people for being emo, we criticize them for being mindless sheep like you, you are the perfect emo stereotype and on top of all you're proud to be it lol your whole existance is encapsulated in a shitty teenage trend that is being sold to you in a neat package with the emo label on it.

[TheMetalheadfromhell]

@xmirainax you cut yourself? youre a weak

[Deathnote737]

@xmirainax I dont Give a shit or anything. But U cant Label your self as emo u dumb ass.! danm Im tired of posers

[evilkarla5]

wtf?

[RogerEstradaTV]

Ahhh this bring back memories c: lol

[TyiaxDollFace]

LMFAO. I remember watching this in grade 5 when emo was actually relevant xD Labels are so dead you guise. Grow the fuck up and be yourself. Anyone who still claims a label is obviously a poser faggot xD c:

[NinaGrunge90]

I have these problems too,trust me,what I said is that it's awful using someone's depression for making it a 'fashion' and MOST OF THE KIDS(that's what I said) are making fun of your perhaps real depression with their fake depression... And instead of learning how to deal with it,you choose to cut yourselves... I have nth against all of you,I have against being fanatics and cutting yourselves and trying to be fake depressive...

[samuelthemovie]

@NinaGrunge90 not all are cutting their self you know?

[emiimewsek]

@NinaGrunge90 some people are depressed, some do it for the style. im emo because i had a shitty childhood and now an even more stressful life at the moment because neither of my parents have jobs and we're living on unemployment. so yes, some of us "kids" so know what depression is.

[NinaGrunge90]

I'm a girl you little weirdo,I can't be a fag... Stupid lil weirdo... Cut yourself,who gives a fuck anyway! I just asked what's the point... You all don't know anything about depression,especially you,lil weirdo,probably think depression is when u cry while cutting yourself...

[TheMrarduan]

emo sounds like elmo

[lulubrookslu1999]

Well for the fag that needs to know everything if you were like emos it's not FAKE pain and it doesn't hurt to cut urself well not for me anyways and if u wanna be a hater well suck a chode u stupid ass prick

[xXKandyRawrXx]

wtf 

[immortaldarkness77]

Screw the guy under this comment

[MzEvilPixie]

He talks so funny XDDD and OMFG, this was mad ein 2006...whose watching this in 2012?

[MyWhiteFair]

Billie talks like elmo.

[treehuggerlass]

i like the little cartoon... its funny...kinda looks like a south park animation..... lol

[treehuggerlass]

most of this is tru but some of it isnt...... oh well......

[singerstar124]

@TheSkaterkid117 People can't take us seriously

[TheSkaterkid117]

You don't have to be gay to be emo. I'm emo and I have a Girlfriend and she's emo too. so screw the last step in this video.

[MsLovinchick]

i love that song that starts at 5:03 to bad they dont play the whole thing

[BobaDoorf]

I remember being emo... 6 years ago.

[07primex]

fuck no im not making out with a guy, FUCK NO!!!!!!!!! i dont care if im emo or not but i will never kiss a guy.

[SuperPsyvamp]

YouTube Classic XD

[121314emokid]

lol dis is funny ;)

[iRunWithScissorsFML]

@StfuWanka Because I have them rammed too far up your ass darling ;)

[iRunWithScissorsFML]

@ZackZScream you know what, you're right.. It just means you're a dyslexic cunt who can't spell.. Or should I say ntuc??

[TarenTV]

Song at 6:53?

[Nelipot9]

@TarenTV Death Cab for Cutie - A Movie Script Ending

[StfuWanka]

@iRunWithScissorsFML Why don't you trip with those scissors? ;)

[videofan88]

5,190 people are Jocks.

[jambroseyeahl]

2:28 = Mineral - Lovelettertypewriter from the album EndSerenading

[slicknick2122]

What's the song @ 2:28 ?

[WWEGIRLWITHGLASSES]

Emo is short for emotional. So with that said, isn't everyone 'emo'?

[doug5421]

What's the song at 2:28?

[y0ud0ntkn0wrealem0]

@doug5421 that's what I've been wondering to :/

[truefairytale1]

@GarrettIsTheDinosaur

[DragonCoasterStorm]

Im an 3mø dude, an' thur r sum things in dis' video I dunt rlly agree on...its all jus' stereotype.

[bxxch10]

This is now "how to be a hipster" minus the mood swings

[GarrettIsTheDinosaur]

i cant take him seriousley being mad with that voice. haha

[overlord2450]

@ Fran You really don't understand. Everyone hates emos because of the way they look and act. They can't go around acting all happy for no reason, emos are sensitive and they have bad things happen in their life. It's not their fault, if only everyone would stop picking on them just because they're emo.

[rixilonnituo]

13:38 its David Craig

[rixilonnituo]

Its funny how you bring south park into it

[UnicornButtox]

Franco

I'm emo and I act like a normal person I says it's fine and u should stop saying that because I am normal and so other emos

[BOTDFlover101101]

haha he'd be cutee if he didn't have such a high pitched voice

[y0ud0ntkn0wrealem0]

finally a parody that can get it right XD

[afinalchaotic]

Has anyone else realized that what this video shows is what most people today consider to be hipster instead of emos.

[LoLSisterz]

Tupac motha fucka but he aint emo

[WolfHoulProductions]

i love pizza XD

[namylegiap1]

im in the weird part of youtube again, thumbs up if you agree

[KitKaaatz]

This was funny but i am scene and some of my BEST FRIENDS are Emo. Dont go hatin.

[KitKaaatz]

LOL

[JenniferNicoleGeorge]

this is sort of how to be hipster now.

[youtengo77]

what's the name of the credits song???

[Floydthefuckbag]

@youtengo77 Lover I Don't have to Love by Bright Eyes

[TehShuyin]

@youtengo77 Bright Eyes - Lover I don't have to Love. You're welcome :D

[Lwilliams1995]

Im emo, but i have curly/straight hair, i listen to dubstep, grime and metal, i wear flat peaks, hightops, trackies, skinny jeans, chinos, hoodies, bodywarmers, wool hats, i hang with emos and chavs , im completely straight, you may think im a chav with all of that but no, deep down im emotionally broken down, everything in my life is whats emo, it dont care how i look like its about my feelings, snm.

[65190916]

Am emooooooo and I love it

[amanda07301]

the only thing that's true in this is that EMO is short to Emotional. so what we are more emotional than most people, we dress different and listen to different genres of music than others, does that mean we should be treated different NO. STOP HATING AND GET A LIFE!!!!

[awsomedude123ism]

Emos are cool don't hate

[iRunWithScissorsFML]

All emos are gay puffs who have no friends and have eaten their families while performing some gay sacrifice to a goat.. FACT BITCH

[ZackXScream]

@iRunWithScissorsFML ur wronge just cuz i am emo doeznt means i am gay

[kira1death]

haha i love how they pointed out the glasses thing because its true!

[JessieLynnZombiee]

You just cnt beome emo -.-

Like one day you wake up " Holy shit i want to be emo."

[TeeJayy1221]

What the fuck is wrong with all of you who are making fun of emo's. Just leave them alone

[YourNumberOneSource]

Some of this has nothing to do with emo.

[D3M0ND4GG3R]

Im so emo, I'm dead.

[oliviaisgod]

Satire of the real emo before it was bastardized.

[distracta28]

I've never seen an emo person wear a sweater vest.

[11Gabbe]

If I was emo I would still think that this video was funny xD

[TheShoryuken101]

//_-)

[lewska]

most emos ar'nt gay!and anyway since when do emo's wear black rimmed glasses ?

[laneybugs101]

Do u cut

[glennshel]

I CHOOSE LIFE



[zusuky21]

<-

[AndyHarglesis]

Real emo here. :P

[OklahomaPoBoy]

omg Slayers not emo wow i always thought angel of death was so sad and depressing this video blew my mind well crap

[zebrubrama]

the emo nation SHALL RISE AGAIN but not all emos are gay, for example: ME, I am emo and not gay.

[HaAmelianb681]

well and get hot with me

[jhillstead64]

So hurtful :,( u just made fun of everyone I love. And my fiancé who is a GUY and I'm a GIRL. We know we have a problem damn

[LeeLeesquest574]

Is this the secret life of emos. lol that guys voiceXD 

[n3v3rsh0utd3vin22x0]

I for one am emo and i get tons of pussy.

[Dynamiteartboy91]

lol I love this video -- still a youtube classic.

[h4s4t4n]

REAL EMO, DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS!

watch?v=edpot4xOqsI

watch?v=J65xedzvRT0

watch?v=t3JbMbcaj-A

watch?v=VdfkMThapDU

[lovegosarownd]

e.e not sure what to think of this. its ether funny or mean

[TwilightAlise]

In some parts it seems that they are mixing emo with hipster

[jerkthezerk]

@TwilightAlise Hipster was spawned from post-hardcore, which was spawned from hardcore, which was spawned from emo. FYI: this video was made before hipster was mainstream.

[bloodyemorainbows]

if you people had any fxxxing clue what emo was- you'd already know that emo is the prefix of emotional. i am a emo/cutter, i'd have a clue. im emotional. im depressed.

[22ZSHADOWZ22]

Omg wow these bitches dont even know what emo is!

[bloodyemorainbows]

@22ZSHADOWZ22 ikr?

[BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

I remember when this came out haha :D

[FOTHERMUCKER123456]

i watched all this cuz i was bored.... :l

[devansh775]

1:50 hahahahahaahahahahahaha his voice lol

[hvacdg10]

"Kid's with normal hair just can't be accepted by this genre of followers." lmao

I wish I was cool enough to be emo or goth and copy what tons of other people do and not think for myself.

[SusieElape849]

ehm i need a man

[chinesedwarfhamster7]

It's long and boring

[dhidu]

This video should be taken from youtube, Arians and programs like this should be censored because they show the beginning of a war between classes!

[Adriansways]

Wow I just watched this whole thing:-(

[wrenaux]

Mock documentary is mock. Guess emo kids can't read.

[Ashleey3726]

The poster at 5:33 looks like gerard way <3

[MrGrimrawr]

wow i've been doing all that stuff for years before i saw this video.....and not all emo's are gay!!!! take me for example ......i'm bisexual....... ='(

[Scorpsrule2011]

Holding on to you like broken glass, every touch cuts deeper, then the last. I know I should leave, but it feels so good....to bleed....

This was for my GIRLFRIEND, proving that not all emos are gay...

[LeeLeesquest574]

@Scorpsrule2011 : go write poetry somewhere else emo

[loxoscelesreclusa]

am i the only one who finds that guy extremely attractive as an emo

[DarkAnimeBabe]

@loxoscelesreclusa Nope. Hes DAMN SEXY!

[LoLSisterz]

@loxoscelesreclusa Yes...Yes u r

[Shvizzard]

Every one in the comment section is a retard, thumbs up if you like pizza.

[TheZuli7]

@Shvizzard Fuck You man if tupac was emo yea emo is cool!

[y0ud0ntkn0wrealem0]

@TheZuli7 he's about the most emo rapper of our time

[LisaXtheterrorcookie]

1. Kyle or whatever the 'emos' name is .. he's no emo

2. emo doesnt come from emotional it comes from emocore ;)

3. you shouldnt change your style or whatever because of a girl ;D

[skatedrummer1]

he sounds like stewart

[sceneandemo4ever]

NOT ALL EMOZ R GAYS/LEZ

[thompsoon3]

7:30 is off mafia pc game /watch?v=1sZcmW-JEy8&feature=r­elated go there @ 45 seconds it plays

[logansweetheart]

I fell asleep 5mins.. I get the point but can it be more exciting :(

[luscombedriver4182]

5,165 stupid scene kids who were born after 1990 will never get this video

[TheShania404]

Ihm Kindaa Gettinq Bored . . Ihm Not Even Half Way Through The Video D:

[sellers1012]

i wear skinny jeans and collred shirts and im not emo i get all the girls

[UTubeisSHIT523441]

emos are now more pathetic than shown in this video.

[ScreamAimFire0]

those are NOT emo clothes :L and just NO.

[96bnb]

wtf?this is a pathetic to my friends.

[TheMCRprincess]

o billyXD

[cancercity]

swag

[Maxxis751]

This is retarded

[zachary1286]

Is billy shane dawson

[littlegothicLolitagi]

OMFG SCENES ARE COOLER I SHOULD KNEW

[AnkhorDraven]

@littlegothicLolitagi Scenes are posers, that is all

[JarHeadP3]

Lmao at all the hate its a MOCKumentry its supposed to be stupid and not make sense

[jakwtv]

For fuck sake not all emos r gays

[l1mewaxer]

@jakwtv They're just fags.

[ZOMGleikp00ned]

@jakwtv yeah they are,

[axlandslash28]

Lol that one dude is proud to be a hipster xD

[skatergirlboard101]

is his dad hitler? lol

[zebrubrama]

this is just INSULTING, i am emo and NOT GAY

[boomitsangelalice]

this is just taking the fucking mic out of emos

[Slip666Knot100]

Ha, no where near emo, mate. Still a funny vid though... His voice is just bloody funny as

[theouijaperson]

kyle is now where near emo 

[MrGIRLskater96]

Whats the song playing at @5:03 to @ 5:15 ?

[fallenbvbangels]

hmmm.....this is mockary

[Tanner596]

Emo is not a hipster us hipsters are pimps and lovas of da streets not these faggs man. If I see a fag like this and they act like they know everyting I just beat them and tell them to grow up. 2 pac is a hipester not a emo fag like u ma fuckas Aight u by sexual queirs.

[InsertFailName]

This should be upgraded to "How to be a hipster."

[beefstockube]

reminds me of an emo damon alburn....

[RandomJackOfDoom]

I love how seriously people are taking this.

[Remix350]

One of the best videos on YouTube.

[tomchindlund]

so I'm a crazy American girl

[g2fingers]

"Do you like your new fangeled video games?" "MHMMMM!!!" "Well stop...." ***Eyes wide*** lol

[MalteStarkiller]

So awesome.

[mrsandman2000]

This is simply fantastic xD

[ChittySauce]

Hipsters.......

[MegaSora10]

I wanna be emo. They look cool.

[Heylola2]

He's eating all my yummy vegan food.... :{P

[SophieDarlin1997]

"This place smells bad" LOL

[whiteshuggah]

THIS VIDEO IS FOREVER<

[palmer491]

now emo is "cutting" black, black, and a lot of makeup. and black. and long black hair. and black.

[funkoosha95]

9:55 to 10:25 LMFAO

Billys voice is soooooo funny !!

[theyoungprodigy12235]

thumbs up if u were searching how to's and u seen how to be emo and didnt know wat emo was and u clicked to se i did

[jblcn1042]

what do I do with all these EMOTIONS I have inside??? lol

[aboyminushisheart]

List of songs: time-artist-song

2:17 - The Misfits - Teenagers From Mars

2:28 - Mineral - LoveLetterTypewriter

5:04 - Modest Mouse - Float On

6:26 - Death Cab For Cutie - A Movie Script Ending

16:33 - Atmosphere - Trying To Find A Balance

17:10 - Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities

17:43 - 2Pac - I Get Around

19:31 - Bright Eyes - Lover I Don't Have To Love

[ScrodngrsCat]

@aboyminushisheart And the music at 4:29 is Glenn Miller's "String of Pearls," but I suppose no one cares about jazz...

[artistryiscomingback]

klye is such a hipster...

[mangekyo779]

@PlazmikJuggernaut but you would also have to change the words emo to hipster ;o

[BleedingSunday]

@tacoz79

Sorry, but youre not a musical genre from the 80's.

[ZexonLamez]

Omg , who remembers this in 06 Lmaooo.

[dangerdays100]

u need black skinny jean, converse, black smokey make up, black nails, skinny darm top, green day jumper, my chemical romance bag!

[xSUPERTACOGIRLx]

@dangerdays100 green day's not emo XCCCC