Tool - Die Eier von Satan

[ClockJANITOR1]

I just kept imagining the guy in this video sucking a bunch of dicks...I'm pretty sure he's a fag

[bugshirt4]

@ClockJANITOR1 You were imagining a guy sucking dicks, and he's the fag... flawless logic, there.

[ClockJANITOR1]

Fuck off loser

[chopstickSH]

any1 tried this at home?

[sasoritol]

Watched this today in German class and had to translate it. It sure is...um...interesting.

[AmaryllisC988]

AND NO EGGS!!!!

This is extremely good for an independent music video. I'm highly impressed

[JVenger]

Has anybody actually tried the recipe?

[b0rnVillain]

Toll sind Amis :D nur damit einige es wissen^^ haben auch nix mit deutschland zu tun^^

[tomfow333]

ich bam blue

[mrbuuuuuuuuuurns]

wer hat es schonmal ausprobiert? ich würd gerne wissen was rauskommt :D

[mrdarkhalo666]

ok not a cake recipe, not a cookie recipe, but a hash cookie recipe (yes marijuana), and it calls for NO eggs, und keine eier.

[LeFre4kLP]

me: simsalabim bamba saladu ladim

hey where did these cookies come from?

[TheOilenspiegel]

@LeFre4kLP Somewhere from arabia

[17LoveIsOurWeapon]

Hahaha I love this! It sounds creepy but it's just a cake recipe in German.

[ThePinkSequin]

Perhaps the best easter egg in existance.

[Yeimii29]

Hahah he's face of the end is the best.. i love tool \m/

[Mortello]

Is that the lead singers voice from E - Nomine? That guys voice is amazing.

[acdcphsico]

Its basically a cookie recipe in deustch beet if u read englisch it relates to the holocaust, its like when eating the cookie or stearing the dough und stuf

[alystrastardust]

Everything is German sounds like a threat.

[stuvis]

The line 'Sim salabim bamba saladu saladim' is actually taken from a traditional german folk song called 'Auf einem Baum ein Kuckuck saß' meaning ' A cuckoo sat on a tree' (it's on youtube) ;-)

[vuotopiuscuro]

so kunstvoll subversiv ..

hat trotzdem was von pseudo ..

wer nix besseres kennt ...

[moshbitchoffical]

EIER, WIR BRAUCHEN EIER!!!!

[ElChevelle]

Duh! It's an interpretation of how wrong stereotypes go.

Stupid Humans

[ImadethiscuzIambored]

It's a cake recipe...

Not a cookie recipe...

[ramstones1]

@ImadethiscuzIambored what kinda cake recipe tells the baker to form eyeball sized pieces? Its for hash cookies fresh

[Sickofitall07]

hat jemand mal proboert obs gut schmeckt^^

[Timeforplanp]

@Sickofitall07 Da ist Hasch drin du Nuss :D

[LoLDuniLoL]

dieses lied ist ja mal soo geil :D haha wie ein Rezept so bööse werden kann :D

[macdrum]

UND KEINE EIER!!!!!!!!!

[carlakacarl]

meaning  of life

[AKPEEE]

If you're a german and you understand this text perfectly, then you ask yourself for the sin of live.

[radekn007]

This is Evil Cookie Monster twin song.

[bub2u3]

them are some angry cookies

[bub2u3]

lol wtf is up wit the ducks wit the music?

[shockzrock]

I think he's mad because there's no eggs. Just saying. =p

[LeonardoZuccarelli]

i love how aggressively hardcore and brutal this sounds, and its just a recipe! Talk about deceiving appearances.

hahaha, gota love it!

[skidoo200845]

it sounds like he's trying to rally for war not make hash cookies O.O

[SoccerGodd]

AND NO EGGS!

[MediaProdexelent]

simsalabimsabamsalabim lol

[QueenMuffen]

Fucking ducks.

[Grapefruit2000]

IST TOOL 'NE DEUTSCHE BAND??? o.O wieso haben die dieses deutsche lied ?? omg

[uiruu]

@Grapefruit2000 Sie haben nur ein deutsch lied. My Deutsch is terrible and I know this isnt correct. But they only have a single German song.

[Grapefruit2000]

@uiruu okay thanks ;D

[xSL4Terx]

@Grapefruit2000 nein, es sind amys. zu dem lied kamen sie, soviel ich weiss, weil sie mal einen deutschen zum vorsingen da hatten. sie fanden die deutsch sprache so cool, dass sie auf die idee kamen, ein lied in deutscher sprache zu bringen. (welches die amys wohl auch sehr schockte, weil ja kaum jemand den text verstand. sie es aber wohl auf hitler bezogen) XD

[dallascowboy80]

This song is fucking creepy

I love it

[gangstajacy]

@dallascowboy80 warning, it is literally about cookies, nothing to do with satan or hitler, so please dont be convinced by the song

[Ursenfuns]

Bestes Backrezept neben GLaDOS Rhabarber-Kuchen.

[earthboundgoddess94]

AND NO EGGS!

[AmaryllisC988]

EPIC! Tool is so beyond amazing, and everything they do is inspiring, even if it is a German recipe for hash cookies with no eggs

[AgentAlmost]

So, what do you use instead of the Turkish Hash?

Regular hash?

Will it affect the flavor?

[gangstajacy]

@AgentAlmost probably a smudge, im sure not much, just always remember......no eggs

[op2myst]

....AND NO EGGS.

[Trommeslagter]

That cake is so fucking great. Followed the recipe exactly with a friend xD

[U2RULZ]

I like to listen weird ass sh!t like tool :}

And say the Magic Words:

"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

[bultomatic]

god bless them (?)

[thebiglou13]

what the.... FUCK!? xD iwie geil aber .... unter musik kannte ich bisher was anderes xD melodien und so...

[josueurrutia15]

und keine eier!!! hahahah y los gringos iletrados piensan que esta es una cancion satanica hahahaha

[MrMcDan1]

@josueurrutia15 ?no comprendamos? Ja sam amerikanac pa znam sta kaze. However, although I love my fellow Americans, I do understand what you mean, my friend. Sláinte!

[MrMcDan1]

@MrMcDan1 +"...emos"

[Schnuggel80]

einfach genial :D 

[ganjaBenni]

und sag die Zauberwörter:"Simsa la bim bam basala du sala dim"

[PsycOpaCHik420]

space cakes! ;D

[JIHNdotCOM]

Yah it's on how to make Hash Cookies , I love this though :)

[Scharkerbraun]

Ich hab kein Bäckblech....nur ein Backblech ;-)

[sourcream3401]

@Scharkerbraun HAHAHA!!!!! klugsheisser. lol

[nigelstoy]

Die Eier von Satan- The eggs of Satan

[GrunVSichigo]

0:15 Hitlergruß?

[dtznyc1]

i love the fact its just a cookie recipe, i blare this in my car and people look at me like i'm fucking crazy as i yell the words. haha people can be so fucking stupid.

[XxriflexpertxX]

@dtznyc1 I do the same thing. hahah!

[austineditor92]

LOL nice lip syncing...

[TURRlCAN]

SIMSALABIMBAMBASALADUSALADIM!!­!

Auf einen gefettetes Beckblech legen!!!

Und bei 200C° für 15 Min. backen!!!

UND KEINE EIER!!!!!

Ich hab das Rezept heute morgen ausprobiert. Allerdings hatte ich leider nur Deutsches Marihuana. Die Plätzchen schmecken irgendwie, wie die ohne EIER!!!

[MetalheadsUberalles]

...UND KEINE EIER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bir58]

Hitler teaches the German people to bake a delicious treat for the little Aryan children to enjoy.

[Iheatvoices94]

hes doing his thizz face the whole time lmao

[WhiteStripesFann]

Best recipe ever!

[Parasite2008]

und keine eier !!! :D

[Hellbat308]

er nimmt aber marihuana anstatt haschisch

[Fidelisadmortem]

I'm a cookie and I feel offended.

[Patriotics101]

@Fidelisadmortem LOL!!!!!!!!!



[dekingbob]

They'll do Spacecakes XD

[oldmcbran]

it tastes better with eggs xD

[mdhookey]

I'm an American student studying over in Germany. When I played this video and song for my German friends, they couldn't stop laughing. It's so over the top.

[TheBaguda]

HOW TO BAKE A CAKE XD

[AllYourFriendz]

This is fucking hilarious, and so is the song in general. It's so clever.

[TaylorHawkins2]

Part 2: Place in a bowl Add butter Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: "Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim" Place on a greased baking pan and Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...AND NO EGGS Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...and no eggs.

[80136060]

@TaylorHawkins2 Thanks a lot I'm going to make them now.

[thedoorsbiggestfan]

Its wolfgang puck explaining how to make brownies.i first saw it on the food network

[shitdollarlips]

Walnut cookies with no eggs, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[agustinkpo97]

he likes satan balls xD

[Starfire854]

S.P.A.S.T

[dirtypeebo]

Honestly I wouldn't be shocked at all if this song was referencing the no eggs to no jews, I have several tool cds and on one I have there is a hidden song where the holocaust is compared to harvest day for the carrots. It is song 69 on the Undertow album. And as far as Tool goes their songs always have some underlying meaning to them. Of course everyone is going to have a different opinion on the meaning as you can clearly see by reading the comments.

[ManaKage]

@dirtypeebo I see this song more as an anti-vegetarian hymn (life feeds on life), because the narrator is rambling about the carrots having feelings as well (an argument used by many vegetarians with animals), that's why he compares harvest with holocaust.

but there could be this hidden meaning as well

[lknkprkninflamesbest]

those cookies are Satan's balls? Damn, this shit is crazy

[Necromacy1]

@RobustusWhy is it no one can pick up on the irony of this song? lol personally I loved it. The whole point is in fact to replicate the way Hitler gained such a fanatical following during WW2. Listen to this song and then watch one of hitlers famed speeches, you might be surprised. And the hilarious irony is that you can talk about something as ridiculous as Hash Cookies and still get people riled up (note the crowd cheering in the background)

[GuyWithALife502]

this is a funny song



[Luvinhas]

I got a fever ...and the only perspiction is...PROGRESSIVE RAMNSTEIN ROFL

[lecerated]

it is a recipe for hash-cookies

[RobertBrtka]

This is from TOOL ? ? ? LOL ! ! ! A recipe without eggs ?OK

[liammunky]

@Robustus That's not an official Tool video dude!

[Deuceasterpiece]

and no eggs

[Ganta666]

kla wenn man deutsch kann kann man alles gut verstehen

[ImHigherThanYou]

its a recipe for mexican cookies without using eggs as an ingredient lol tool is great

[solja19k]

Ha ha such an irony how this sounds like a disturbing Hitler or SS speech when it's only a cookie or brownie recipe. Ha ha!!! Tool is fucken genius!!!

[PureStraftanz]

"Türkisches Haschisch is no herb its just hash" but anyways a nice video and epic song:D

[purebloodgirl1]

UND KEINE EIER! lmfao!

[CRAZYslowpoke]

I honestly couldnt stop laughing when I read the english translation. I was expecting something... different to say the least; instead, NO EGGS!

[KvP2012]

@ panoz95008 - What kind of bullsh** are you talking about?! Your interpretation goes much too far! They used german language because it's not allowed to give guidance of baking hash-cookies in the USA. If they had used english language the song would have been censored. Experts don't use eggs when baking hash-cookies, has something to do with the THC, I guess. And think of the "Undertow" album: the first track starts with hookah (water-pipe) sound! The Tool guys just like hash, that's all!

[fredmachine]

They also wanted to see how many dumb idiots cry out when they say random stuff in german and make it sound like some kind of hate-speech.

[tank12344]

WTF all that for a cookie recipe FTW

[AnimalNoctis]

Also es ist definitiv ein Plätzchenrezept. :D

It's definitly a cookie recipe. x)

[DarkestofTimes]

xD funny Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim

[thesots]

and say the Magic Words:

"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes

...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes

...and no eggs.

[thesots]

The Eggs/Balls Of Satan Half a cup of powdered sugar One quarter teaspoon salt One knifetip Turkish hash Half a pound butter One teaspoon vanilla-sugar Half a pound flour 150 g ground nuts A little extra powdered sugar ... and no eggs Place in a bowl Add butter Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar

[nullusaumx]

UND KEINE EIER.

[iloveskinnyjeans101]

did you guys know this is a cooking recipe?

[mistressKIWI]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 i hear its a brownie recipe

[Tonyhenthorn]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 It sounds like something else...disturbingly like something else! And if translated, what are they cooking anyway?

[ishbog99]

@Tonyhenthorn COOKIES!

[F4UNick]

yes for hash cakes

[wesleyboonus]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 a recipe for spacecake

[Mistraker]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 AND NO EGGS!

[ROXAR123]

@iloveskinnyjeans101

Did you know that this 'cooking recipe' is for hashish-cookies? ^^

[Xxchick3nxX]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 What??

[gangstajacy]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 makes pretty damn good cookies too

[Mephi1995]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 yes :P i´m german and its a german recipe ... they do it because for englih speaking people it souns .. difficult and ... evil like a bad spell or something .. but its a funny text :P ...

the nuts of satan .... and a cooking recipe ... with a lot of shit ... but NO EGGS in the recipe ^^ ..

sry for bad englisch >_<

[DemoisellePeche]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 yeah and it isn't even _that_ good... I tried it once.

[NiggaPlease2311]

@iloveskinnyjeans101 It's a cooking recipe for hash cookies.

[baldhermit]

Whomever did this video, couldn't find someone who speaks German, or at least be able to word what is being sung ?

[TheWiljosh]

come on people... its not a recipe of cookies it is a recipe for "The Eggs Of Satan"

"Die Eire von Satan" translates to "The Eggs Of Satan"

[ScrOuch13]

No, it is really a recipe for cookies ...okay, a recipe for "Special"-cookies... translated into german

[tsartodd]

@TheWiljosh "die Eier" is also German slang for "testicles." So this song could also be translated as "Satan's Balls."

[Bampy]

And no eggs..

Grease the pan.

Fuckin hilarious that this is a recipe for fuckin' cookies.

[Frust93]

Tool is art... Pure art... What other band would do this? An American band playing a reverse 9/8 drum beat and with German lyrics containing a cookie recipe?

[SluggoNick]

i know theyre awesome, but system of a down is an awesome... well weird band from america, but ur right never heard another song like this

[Frust93]

I like SOAD too :D

[SluggoNick]

sweet

[theZodiacDigital]

@Frust93 not that tool is bad, but i dont think weirdness is in itself indicative of pure art or anything.

[Frust93]

@theZodiacDigital Yeah, it may not be but you know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the viewer :)

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

@Frust93 Why do you consider this to be "art"?

[Frust93]

@EchoplexTheUltimatum It is a tad bit deeper than your cup of coffee. Just because of the play with the languages making some people confused. It's a successful troll cased in music. Not that it would be something really really deep and meaningful, but it doesn't sound like it was made for money but because they wanted to make it just like it is.

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

@Frust93 "deeper than my cup of coffee"? >_> why, because I don't think this is 'art'?

I'm fairly sure they made this just to make people say "why the fuck did they made this?"

[DeadlyDreamerX]

@Frust93

One thing is funny about this song. If you are a person who is not well versed in the German language(that's the case if you have never watched this video) you think he is talking about Nazi, Satan, and things. But after I checked up the lyrics, I realised how deceitful that was.

And now the video... I realised something: Music and absurd sounds(unknown language) really affects your thinking.

[Frust93]

@DeadlyDreamerX That's what I meant when I said Tool may have wanted to confuse people. And the name can also be translated to The Balls of Satan, meaning Satan's testicles, which is kinda disturbing to some people.

[paradoxson]

@Frust93

hash cookie ;)

[Frust93]

@paradoxson Yup, causes 'good vibes'.

[JakeViciousPB]

That "comedian" guy is an idiot.

He does the Hitler greeting, for which fuckin' reason? This song ain't got ANYTHING to do with hitler or nazis.

[DrinkLiquidClocks1]

i think that was the point.

he wanted to show that the German language can be scary and make it look like some devil worship song when it was actually a recipe for cookies.

[panoz95008]

actually the recipy is very very much about hitler and ww3

it is saying that without eggs you dont have cookies so without jews ...... its comparing the eggs of satan without eggs to a germany without jews

[MasteRemy74]

its a about weedcookies ;)

[ShAWnLeSLie30]

I love this song!! this is a recipe for cookies, i think, without eggs. called "the balls os satan" it has absolutely nothing to do with nazis (which is good!) it' s just a good song!!

[WillimDeCodDd]

i want to taste that Cookies :)

[Rotard12a]

Haha, I love this! Played this for a friend of mine who is a German exchange student and she fuckin lost it.

And I believe this song has nothing whatsoever do do with Nazis. Just a jab at popular culture.

[LoganHimself]

it's a recipe for hash cookies i'll bet she lost it lol

[jm3sb0nd007]

@Rotard12a Lol look up the lyrics, maynard loves to mindF people i love it

[airsoftdude1798]

werkzeug ist eine Kranken-Band aber sie sind seltsam

[1337backspace]

its about making cookies

[Kopogtias]

nunja. deutsch ist die nazisprache nummer 1, weil der nazi nummer 1 deutschland regiert hat...

The song is very strange XD

[YesIAmAGuy]

I can understand how you would surmise such a sequence, however I feel I am an exception to this progression. Along with many other North American. So be nice (:

[inseldon1]

biste blöd? weil sich deutsch imnmer noch nach der nazi sprache nr. 1 anhört!!! und das is kool im amiland!!! deswegen reden die son schwachsinn....!! wir wissen was das fürn schwachsinn is, aber die nich, also lass sie doch-!!! toooool rockt immer noch!!!

peace!!

[messerschmitzraver]

why their are talking german?

warum reden die eigentlich deutsch?

[papan0ah]

hahahahahaha!

i'm from germany and i actually found this track in my playlist :) i was so sursprised as this is a recipe for a cake or cookies :D

toll rocks, and this song does, too ^^

btw: "die eier von satan" means "satans balls" or "satans eggs", as eier has two meanings:

eggs and "balls" :D

[Aquasex1987]

this video is somehow a little funny

[x360z0cker]

so sinnlos!

wär ja ganz cool gewesen wenn nicht käme "UND KEINE EIER"