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  • he hates those films yet hr is in hobbit

  • two pricks havny set foot in scotland in years!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuckin bawbags

  • You can tell they have both lost their accents slightly with travelling the world, their Scottish accents arent as think as they used to be, particularly Craigs, hes picked up a USA direlect.

  • Audience = what on earth are they talking about lol

  • I'm very moist...lol

  • how old is this plz?? and ummm scottish perfume plz i wanna sell a scots man

  • 20 people can't understand Scottish accents.

  • HAHA Craig& Billy speaking Whiskey :D

  • @Brianh831 Mmm Scottish banter and Billys banter sure is good, but i like to think Geordie banter can compete with it ;-)

  • f-ing hysterical.

  • I know what "the smell of Scottish" is......Scotch.

  • @DwayneJKing well if thats the case, im exuding the smell of scotsman right now

  • Proud moment when an Anglo-Saxon Scot and an Irish Scot get together and talk the dirt on the road.

  • Wow, are all Scottish men this hot? Can't decide who I like better!

  • i laughed so hard,im feeling farty.

  • The guy doesn't age. He's just so lively and loud all the time.

  • Ahem. I'm Scottish but who on earth is Craig Ferguson??

  • @MrPoupard lol exactly. who the f is he?

  • @MrPoupard So you don't all know each other then? :) 

  • @MrPoupard A scot who went over to the US and became a good late night show host from what Ive heard, got US citizenship as well so a traitor, cut his head off.:)

  • They blurred the middle finger at 2:09. What the fuck? Is this how politically correct America is?

  • @Jaremus Yup. First time I watched British television and they were saying, "Pissed off my tits" and "Fuck off!" on live, daytime television, I about died. Then I died a little inside when I realized that Britain is still considered more civilized and clearly aren't falling apart at the seams from someone hearing *gasp* FOUL LANGUAGE.

  • @3dEnthusiast It's slightly hypocritical, if it's ok to be arrogant, racist and war-mongering going around a globe murdering but a middle finger is a step too far. It puzzles me.

    But, yeah, you're right. British TV is the shit. I lived 4yrs in UK and it was the first time in years that I started watching telly. That's how cool their tv was.

  • @Jaremus Exactly. It's ridiculous- we can show the destruction of whatever flavor-of-the-month "enemy" we've declared war on, but we can't show the expression they're making with their hands.

    But while I love Bob Barker's no-nonsense attitude and good humour, it won't compare to Argumental. And I'd love to see Mock the Week and Nine out of Ten Cats next to Colbert and Stewart.

  • @3dEnthusiast If you like British humour, then I highly reccomend Peep Show. My personal favorite.

    You can find all episodes even on youtube, only split into 2-3 parts each. You can't beat Peep Show.

    If you watch the first season (6 episodes only) you'll probably get hooked on it.

  • @Jaremus uptight America is. 

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow Well, I guess those of us over here in the states who are of Scottish or Irish ancestry could just not refer to it at all and that would probably suit you fine but the reality is that I and none of the others to whom you refer were put on this Earth to please the likes of you so there you go. We all come from somewhere, even the likes of you, and we can all be proud of that. If that bothers you, find a cave and talk with yourself. Nothing like a captive audience!

  • FUKIN FAKE SHITE. Billy is the bizzo,Craig's kind of ok (with his shitty transatlantic accent). Together they were embarrasing, uncomfortable to watch, SHITE

  • 20 people turned off the computer and got moist

  • These two are so wonderful together!!! I love how Craig's accent gets thicker the longer he talks to Billy. They should do a movie, tv show, comedy tour---anything together!!!

  • This has got to be the most Scottish thing ever to happen on American television.

  • This has got to be the most Scottish thing ever to happen on American television.

  • @TheOssien: I think you'll find that your the fool. The whole ranger/celtic rivalry actually stems from Catholics and protestants and heavily so in Ireland, thus the celtic side of things are on the same side as the IRA were politically when the whole crap kicked off in Ireland. That's why Celtic fans tend to fly the irish flag and rangers tend to fly the british.

  • I had assumed they knew each other for years before

    A pair of comedians that are both on the wagon from scottland

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow: Do you live in a cave or something. Either that or you have no idea about anything in your own city. IRA's to do with Rangers/Celtic ya fool. Look into it.

  • @Digimon25 HAHAHAHA, the IRA hast to do with Rangers/Celtic? You know NOTHING fool.

  • This is awful, the interviewer needs to play the 'straight man'. Two funny men doesn't work.

  • Bastard

  • Why on god's earth is this twat,trying to even talk and compare himself to Billy.

  • biily connolly makes you proud to be scottish

  • do not try and sound scottish you cunt, you're an american(nothing against retards) Now fuck off!!!!!!!

  • @mountainherring Errrrr... Ferguson is Scottish...and a naturlized American....

  • @mountainherring Hehe, ahh, sweet irony. Sorry, nothing against retards....

  • funniest interview

  • Scottish-ness = love xD

  • Wow Billy Connelly lives in Gozo? That's awesome! :)

  • Canadians love him too!!!

  • Fried eggs? PISH!!!! - In FIFE I remember DEEP-FRIED FUCKIN' PIZZA!!!!

  • @billyconnearly

    That. I had deep-fried pizza in Edinburgh when I was there. Unfortunately... maybe fortunately, I haven't had a deep-fried mars bar.

  • @Nintenutts for the love of all thats holy... don't. As a scot I advise against.

  • connolly is pure genius

  • Let me guess the americans dont like this

  • @rockhogan01 I'm American and I love it. Connolly's brilliant and Ferguson's one of my all-time favorite talk show hosts.

  • @rockhogan01 Yeah im american too, and im a HUGE fan of Billy.

  • someone mentioned the IRA??? ....do they not understand that Ireland and Scotland are on separate islands?? Oh well. I live in Alabama. I've had people tell me that Poland was in South America. ...What do you do??

  • @mariesveganmunchies yeh im scottish

    trust me that doesnt happen alot over here in scotland

  • @mariesveganmunchies shake your head and be happy you know were Poland is :)

  • these two together are perfect throw in kristen bell for a hilarious variety hour. make it happen cbs

  • Fuckin mint.

  • God I love Billy's laugh! And Craig's! The duo is absolutely amazing!!!!

  • What a pair ...hahaha

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow Gonnae get a life man it was just a wee joke, fuckin hate people like you. y'know the kinna people who think they're it coz they can leave a fuckin irritatin comment oan youtube ya fuckin dick

  • Aye.

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow EVERYTHING DUDE, EVERYTHING

  • i love how i understand this

  • we probaly met haha

  • Shows Craig up for the Billy Connolly rip off merchant he tries to be and doesn't come close.

  • I don't get why people are getting mad about this being boring when it really isn't. I laughed because I'm Scottish and understood everything they said. Scotland isn't a place where you come out of and talk about things the rest of the world talk about. We are the most humble of countries, so we don't mind a friendly chat about nothing over one that talks about all the work we've done and what you should respect us by.

  • @guanjon I'm from the states and i thought this was hilarious. Not all of us find it boring, that's why Billy comes back here often, he has an audience here as well :)

  • craig ferguson got lucky. he wuz mince here in scotland

  • "Let's turn off the TV and get moist." Fell off my chair, ready to wet myself.

  • Brilliant, Billy C is the best comedian ever ! and I know.

  • Who is this guy? How can you possibly have an interview with Billy and make it boring? You have to really suck at your job.....he even seems to be bored! He's talking a genius comedian......mind boggling!

  • I'll watch LemonySnicket's purely to see these two in the same movie. I LOVE Scottish men!!!! lol. XD

  • Deep fried Mars bars.. haven't had an authentic one but I made one myself a couple of years ago. Brilliant, but my arteries are still recovering.

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow not from the west of scotland then mate?

  • it feels like two ex-pats having a quiet chat by themselves. how funny is that

  • two blokes who cant drink

  • Craig's accent is more pronounced in this with. lol It also looks like these two sort of forgot there was an audience. lol

  • "bring me my writing trousers, i feel a song comin on!"

  • 2 Scottish guys?

    Wait a minute......

    No wonder its too damn funny, it's the basis for alot of Connellys anecdotes.

  • hahahahaha "bring me my writing trousers" !!!!!!!!!!! aaaahhhhahahahaha!!! Billy - funniest man alive!

  • lol wut

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow

    Good question ... did anyone give you an answer?

  • Didn't know Craig Ferguson was doing his 'Jay Leno' bit in America. I used to watch him years ago when he used to his Bing Hitler character, Funny as. I'll need to see if any of it is on youtube.

  • yikes its gotten touchy here!

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow

    Who ur ye kiddin pal? Naebd'y fae here wi ever ca themsel scotland male glasgow. Fur a stert, it's glesga ya rocket. DAE WAN!

  • @Jammsbro1 aye man u got it ryt there  glesga gorbals!!!!

  • 3:33

    I couldn't keep it together after he said that

  • hahahaha

    that singing thing is quite irish as well!!!

    has happened me more then once!!!

  • Want to know what "Scottish" smells like? Fresh air, thistle, and testosterone.

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow So my father was born in Ireland and my mother was born in Germany they left there prospective countries as adults and met in Arizona of all places. Im the first to be born here in the US and I know Im an American, I also am proud of where my parents came from and the family I have in bolth countries. I have been to bolth countries and named my son Tiernan in honer of my grandfather who died in Ireland. I guess I dont get your point.

  • @V10muscle

    Warm greetings from Ireland.

    Please be wary of both British and Irish testosterone-fuelled "kids" on YouTube, who create false profiles of each others' nationalities and then compete with each other to insult foreigners.

    The end game is to discredit the other's nation as much as possible in the eyes of foreigners.

    Easy to guess their average IQ.

    Please excuse. :o)

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow astonishing stupidity, If I may correct you :D

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow

    i'm an american and i loved your comment.

    LMAO

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow uhh most dont. its the extremely ignorant few that europe sees. why dont u come over here and see for yourself

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow Your absolutely right. Whats worse is the people who were born in America who think their scottish or irish just because their mother or father were from ireland etc. As if we're some sort of seperate race of human ^_^ WE'RE FUCKING WHITE! We're not a minority for fuck sake. Though give us a few more years that could change LOL

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow Very true. Their ignorance of the world outside their own town is absolutely unbelievable. But we're guilty of that to. So we cant point fingers. I can honestly say I cannot, nor do I give a damn, name most states in the US ^_^

    Most of my knowledge of American geography comes from films ^_^ LOL So in a manner of speaking we are in our own way just as guilty as the Americans. Although atleast we're aware of it. They dont seem to be.

  • Sad but true.

    Some blame must be laid on the schools systems who dont care about anything except brainwashing their little citizens to worship uncle sam and remain ignorant on the majority of the world around us.

    pay taxes fight for your country blah blah...but not everybody is that ignorant, its more of a choice whether to remain so or learn things for yourself.

  • @Lostfaith1980

    Most Americans are not aware of how ignorant they truly are. In fact, most think they're pretty slick. It's enough to make those of us who went to the trouble to educate ourselves (since our schools clearly won't do it) cringe in embarassment and weep with shame.

  • @ScotlandMaleGlasgow It always amuses me to hear American try to makes comments about things they dont know anything about ^_^

    I was playing CSS on steam earlier today. Know what someone asked me over mic chat? "Are you irish? You sound irish" No I'm not fucking irish you moron ^_^ I'm fucking scottish. Learn your accents LOL

  • I'd love to know what Billy said in Craigs ear when he came on.

    I saw Craig when he was known as Bing Hitler in the 80s. he was great.

  • He Lives in gozo?!!!! Holy shit!! I'd love to meet him someday!!

  • I Love Billy..... I've pissed myself laughing sooo mant times listening to him!! =)

  • Let's turn off the TV and get MOIST!

  • Haha Ferguson turns A LOT more Scottish..

  • It's the ''Scottishness'' and Craig sort of starts to abide it and his motherland blood takes the upper hand

    though they both sound great in this dialogue =D

  • @ihopeyouredone well...birds of a feather....just liek if you and I lived in spain, and met up we'd become the americans that we are!

  • @MelMelsNRich I'm English. But i get your point.

  • Let's Get Moist : )

    I'm going to put that on a T-Shirt and make millions !

  • scottish humour at its sharpest!!

  • navy, let's not forget navy

    important military contrabution

  • If you never lost a war ,how come you are not an independent country?...and do you think that being 38% of the British army is one of your greatest achievements?

  • All this lary england scotland banter is ridiculous.. believe it or not some of us in england are big fans of scotland and vice versa.. open your mind.

  • For the record. Thanks. Got that one written down.. you racist prick.

  • The fact that you can make a generalization about any group of people at all shows you're clearly a racist. Your profile info also doesn't help. "I live a blessed life, with 10 children, and 3 wives (none of which are jews. Praise GOD!!!)"

  • What language is that you're attempting to speak? Scottish? =P

  • So so easy to get these jocks riled up. Feel free to blow a gasket you'll be dead at 60 from heart disease anyway!

  • ha ha sassenach scum!!!

    mon the scottish!!

    independence for scotland 2010!!

  • kilts were first wore in ireland

  • whats wae all these english wanks commenting on this get too fuck and keep ure opinion tae ureself! dont watch a talented scots man if all u want to do i bash the scots i think u will find that the majority of the world hate the fucking english so get tae fuck! had enough!

  • What about all the scottish inventors ya cunt!

  • The stone of scone is in Edinburgh you tit.

  • @chadstur1991 I love you. Marry me

  • @chadstur1991 Too true, too true.

  • the most recent interview, like 2 days ago, was one of the funniest interviews I had ever watched; probably the funniest actually. Had to find this and any others.

  • I see there's still plently of anti English sentiment in Scotland.

  • no just towards your media who have you all brainwashed

  • There's still plenty of anti English sentiment everywhere.

  • @ErinMacMaire Sir, theres anti-english sentiments in britian....ask any non-english briton

  • agreed. not myself really but very common in ireland

  • I've never understood why that is.

  • 'Still living on that island?' i thot he was going to say Wot Britain? aye.

  • sorry chadster but Rayden81 is 100% spot on. Dont believe him? look it up, its true the vast majority of english especially the tax payer, would benifit if scotland gained inderpendence from the UK, the other way round is a different though. Oh and talking of your education, i heard you scots get free education at uni thanks the the tax payer south of the boarder??:-)

  • Dude you really are stupid. If Scotland were on it's own it is YOUR english taxes that would go up, Scotland gives MORE than she recieves. There is a report that the westminster govt. has that states that if scotland were on it's own she would be the 7th richest country in the world.

    England don't even scrape it into the top 15 !!!

    Take your head out of your ass and do some research and stop believing The Daily Mail garbage about England funding the Scots

  • 7th richest? are you fuckin stupid? it would have a higher gdp PER HEAD, thats only because scotland has a population of 5 million, london topples that alone, not to mention london is the financial capital of the world.

    Population stats-

    Scotland - 5,168,500

    England - 51,446,000

    scotland would be richer?? lol wobble your head sunshine.

  • we do have a higher GDP PER HEAD, YOU REALLY NEED TO LOOK INTO THE ECONOMICS OF IT ALL. and what does london being a financial capital have to do with it? fuck all You believe what you want, coz I KNOW when we do go it alone you lot down there are going to wish we had never left. Scotland IS one of the wealthiest nations in the world FACT. Stop being a typical arrogant sassanach. Oh and population has fuck all to do with it, by your logic some african nations would be richer than say England!!!

  • Absolute rubbish 67.4% of oil and gas comes from Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and the Ukraine, the North Sea Oil fields are running low. Funny thing is the rest of the UK would benefit from Scotlands exit, as did you realise that 59% of Scottish income derives from the South East of England, do some research properly and I think you'll find Scotland is better off in the UK, yes I'm English but have Scottish parents, makes no difference to majority of english if scots are in uk or not to be honest.

  • 1. the noth sea field's are not running low

    2. 59% of british income get's spent up here which is still far less than scotland puts in

    3. English taxes WILL rise if and when we go it alone, you are a fool ROFL

  • @Rayden81 Soooo, why are we still here? Oh yea, Margert Thatcher need lab rats.

  • air to the throne. lovely

  • Oww you dumb cunt....

    read a fucking history book....

    IT WAS A FUCKING SNEAKY SCOTTISH CUNT AIR TO THE THRONE THAT CREATED GREAT FUCKING BRITAIN, as scotland had no money as per usual.... as soon as he was in power he "united us"......

    English people dont like being associated with you second class cunts either.

  • lol moist!

  • bring me my writing trousers!

  • Winky Wanky Woo. LOL! Gotta love Billy!

  • too funny - - these 2 crack me up !!!

  • this clips brilliant :D i laughed so much. i love how the guys really connect and have a laugh. you can tell the audience is havin just as uch of a joke with them lol

  • OMG! I hate the word Moist too!!!!

  • what are use people talking about fs just watch it idiots :)

  • so if your frm l.a and u go to new york.u start speaking like a new yorker.dont think so buddy

  • If you spent enough time in New York you would. He said she lives there now, tool.

  • lol, internet threats. What a tool.

  • yeah, give me a week and that would happen

  • It depends sometimes an accent catches on and sometime it doesnt.

    I'm from Malta, (25 mins away (ferry) from Gozo where Connelly used to live), and our accent is quite harsh and throaty. When I went to Scotland I never caught on to the accent, but 2 days in Michigan and I ended up speaking like them with a significantly lighter accent and it was like I couldn't help it. I think it has to do with how homely a place feels to you and if you like the culture enough to undergo such a change.

  • I think it depends on how well the locals hear your accent. I'm Scottish and live in the US for a lot of the year and if I speak naturally they don't understand me so I have to compromise the accent a bit and end up sounding a little American after a while, although it switches straight off when I speak to another Scot or go back to Scotland.