Little Easter Egg? Or Something funny that ubisoft make?

[Moens62]

hey whats a mario altaïr

[TheXXAJxATOMICxx]

@TheMegaPrimus

cazzo means fuck and nice stealing jokes ASSHOLE!!!!!!

[DukieHollidayMusic]

@TheXXAJxATOMICxx cazzo means dick casso means fuck... learn Italian before you say anything stupid, stupid casso.

[emosasukeCS2]

@DukieHollidayMusic May I object, slightly? This is Renaissance Italian. If you view subtitles, it still says "cazzo" when saying "dick" or "fuck".

[DukieHollidayMusic]

@emosasukeCS2 Yes... you may, but still we are in Modern society but we still use those "Renaissance" Italian in the present day, many other words. But Casso means fuck Cazzo means dick. If you don't believe me, I'll send you my Italian dictionary. :)

[predator22696]

i dont get it whats the easter egg here

[mrjacob0101]

that not Easter egg or mistake is a feature

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[Magasta666]

YOU'RE RACIST!!!

[ImShindo]

what means "wassa-matta-you"

[rxu214]

@ImShindo Hey, what's the matter with you?

[VGCentral1]

i dont get the wassa matta you part whats it mean i mean i listened to the whole conservation about desmond being rascist but i still dont get it

[egofanngetdowncrazy]

@VGCentral1 hahahah its so simple hey whats the matter with you Altair thats what hes tyring to say but he just wants to sound Italian

[egofanngetdowncrazy]

@VGCentral1 hahahah its so simple, he is saying ," hey whats the matter with you Altair", but he want to sound Italian.

[VGCentral1]

@egofanngetdowncrazy why italian

[egofanngetdowncrazy]

@VGCentral1 cause he is trying to sound like ezio, and ezio is italian. thats why

[VGCentral1]

@egofanngetdowncrazy but thats sounds nothing like italian

[egofanngetdowncrazy]

@VGCentral1 ohhh then my mistake srry

[VGCentral1]

@egofanngetdowncrazy well maybe your right and desmond is just a retard yea hi like that one more

[rxu214]

@egofanngetdowncrazy He wants to sound ARABIC. Altair wasn't italian! E'miglio afa cazzo, puttana!

(If I typed that right.)

[egofanngetdowncrazy]

@rxu214 no cause he is using Ezio in the animuse not altair and he is in Italy Florence

[rxu214]

@egofanngetdowncrazy Yes, but he was re-living ALTAIR'S life first. And anyway, they're in the Auditore sanctum, right? It was built to house the Armor of ALTAIR, and Altair was seen as the head of the assassins. Anyway, that statue that Desmond is 'talking' to? Yeah, that's a statue of ALTAIR!

[MrBubs94]

@rui3098 youre mature.

[JustAltair95]

It's funny because he is trying to talk like the people in AC I, and don't do that too much or it will prevent you from saying that in the game.

[DrKayned]

what is he saying? dont other answering ill never visit this commentary again

[iReece2K]

Worst. Italian. Impression. Ever.

[SuperMegaLoser]

@iReece2K

but altair wasnt italian :\

or is there something i dont get?

[UrfrontLawnfilms]

i dont get it

[TheMegaPrimus]

Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair?

Altair: Asshole...

Ezio: Dont talk to my great-great-great-great-great-­great grandson like that!

Altair: Fuck you, hes related to me as well, I'll say whatever I fucking want.

Ezio: Whats so special about you Altair?

Altair: I gave Desmond Eagle Vision.

Ezio: I gave him free running skills.

Altair: Your free running sucks, no wonder he runs like a faggot.

Ezio: Ya wanna take this outside Cazzo?

Altair: Im a statue.

[coroixiwa]

@TheMegaPrimus oddly....i can easily picture that happening

[Boxershorts1990]

@TheMegaPrimus made my day

[TombMan12]

@TheMegaPrimus

Ezio: *poker face*

Desmond: The fuck was that?

[NICKREAPER316]

@TheMegaPrimus "Cazzo"? So Ezio called Altair "fuck"?

[TheRockr92]

@TheMegaPrimus i liked this video so that i can read ur comment.. fuckin funny!

[rxu214]

@TheMegaPrimus And Ezio's a ghost. :D

[Orochi45]

@TheMegaPrimus Cazzo means fuck o-o

so "Ya wanna take this outside fuck?"

[TheMegaPrimus]

@Orochi45 Its ment to be "Fucker" but it would probably sound retarded if I said "Cazzoer" so I left it to common sense of you commenters

[madeforstupidcensor]

@Orochi45 That still makes sense, you've never heard someone call someone else a fuck before? Like, "C'mere you dirty fuck!"

[iSeiranai]

@TheMegaPrimus Desmond: *facepalm*

[WorseCurve]

@TheMegaPrimus Cazzo means fuck

[skom1107]

@WorseCurve it also means dick/asshole/idiot etc

[jakcman1]

@TheMegaPrimus the term you are looking for is not cazzo that is like "fuck this" you want "fottere"

[TheMegaPrimus]

@jakcman1 ok... I'll put that one the next vid I post this on?

[gamebeware]

@TheMegaPrimus BEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PuppyDogJou]

@TheMegaPrimus

That was beautiful. <3 

[bilyjoe205]

@TheMegaPrimus nice that was funny

[lordromin]

@TheMegaPrimus Well basically Alex Amancio revealed that they are not directly related in PAX 2011! Like for example AlTair is your father's great great grand father but Ezio is your mother's great great grand father! You can sync both of their memories but they are not related!

[GOOBENsticks]

@lordromin They are related, that's how he visits their memories. It's just that their family tree isn't a straight line down, filled with incest and stuff.

[gw7000]

@lordromin probly thay are cause altair (or at lest maria and his son quite unshure who) have set the assassine cult in europ and give his armor fromfather tos sone til ezios great grand father .. or was it his great great grand father of ezio who build montegrigony i am quit unshure about wich pre thing of ezio build it XD

and he close it up so only the next worthly sohn get it .. but desmond could be not directly relatet to them

and subjet 16 is may by blood line direklty related

[REDHOTTIE2004]

@gw7000 Desmond would have to be directly related to both of them in order to have their 'genetic memories'.

[666boogerwang]

@lordromin that doesn't make sense considering AC2, Brotherhood and Revalations are all set in the late 15th-16th centures and AC is set in the 11th century, how could Altair be his great grandfather and Ezio is your his great great grandfather when they're 500 years apart!?!

[MrSKBerry]

@666boogerwang Ezio and Altair are form different sides of desmonds family.Like ones from the mothers side and the other the fathers side

[zakhaev13]

@TheMegaPrimus Ezio: *Slices up the Statue* SUCKS FOR YOU!

[JJROADSTA]

Response to that chain link thingy

[TheDarthPooPoo]

@rui3098 Your immaturity level has been increased... by a lot.

[rui3098]

@TheDarthPooPoo i deleted all this messages i post

[rderemiah]

doesnt altiars master say that

[JMWS312]

After the cutscene all he does is that little phrase and the girls stay quiet. i wish he had put up the video of actually desmonds phase when he says it, because he has this little bada-bing eyebrow raise thats f-ing hilarous.

[brettos10]

THATS RACIST!!!

[thenumber1ismine]

@brettos10 YOUR RACIST!!!

[UnknownSect333]

@thenumber1ismine Really guys?

[Y2JEgo]

@brettos10 YOU'RE RACIST

[Y2JEgo]

@brettos10 YOU'RE RACIST!!!

[o0THESPEED0o]

@brettos10 your grandma's racist , now shut the fuck up

[TheDarthPooPoo]

@o0THESPEED0o You ruined the joke... did you even do this in-game? After Desmond says that for the first time, Rebecca says "That's racist." So shut up.

[ttham11223344]

@brettos10 you're racist!

[3DISEASE]

@brettos10 YOUR RACIST!!!

[Otobob]

@brettos10 Desmond: YOUR RACIST!!!!!!!! Lucy: Sure screw around while the fucking world is going to peaces !

[mickychm1]

@brettos10 Your Racist!

[XxLunarXRainxX]

@brettos10 You're racist! [LOL Just kidding! Though, I bet you have got this message a few times already xD]

[halofreak2553]

@brettos10 YOURE RACIST!!!

[Warlord795]

@halofreak2553 really? this is what you guys are doing?

[GooberGamer]

@Warlord795 Oh no. God forbid I take a break. I've only spent the past three ****ing weeks inside that machine.

[cristianvasile555]

@brettos10 YOUR RACIST

Heck we are all racist

[211darthreven443]

actually thats supose to be in there i dont know what it is though but theres only one cutscene in it

[JEFFHARDYROCKS1998]

14 Second of my life gone fuck you!

[RunningHatchetman6]

@JEFFHARDYROCKS1998 then why the fuck did you watch this asshole

[JEFFHARDYROCKS1998]

@RunningHatchetman6 What did i say you piece of shit ? :)

[winky7575]

first time you do that, the blonde will say HEY THATS RACIST YOU KNOW then ull say YOUR RACIST rofl

[tigersonic779]

@winky7575 actually Rebecca says THATS RACIST!! not lucy.(lol)

[wadesterincorporated]

@o0HuMAN0o I did it, and I got a stupid captcha. Still held my breath though. Probably cause i'm baked right now.

[scorpionboxer]

@o0HuMAN0o no pot smoker can hold breath long dumbass ask any pot head

[DylanZeNinja]

@scorpionboxer i would, except i think they would pass out while talking to me

[tunxxi]

@o0HuMAN0o Everyone can do that... -.-

[TheRaphanator]

lol she says thats racist you know

[SaucyMcSaucer]

it's not an easter egg. The first time you say it, the rest of the crew gets angry at you for being racist or something

[kibarownsual]

ive seen that but i dont really get what it means. desmond mad at him or something?

[kittypet123]

@kibarownsual Desmond is simply making fun of how Italian's sound when they speak english.

[TheSkaterdude03]

@kibarownsual LOL! hes saying wats the matter with you altair? hes saying that cause altair always looks so serious

[MrRenard7785]

@kibarownsual It's a joke about how Altair always seems serious, combined with a joke about phrases that Italian-Americans tend to use.