@haddii2324 Thats not just a big ass table. It has capability to scan real world objects and it is optimized to process 52 touchs at a time. example it can interact with non digital objects and transform its data to digital form. Surface can be used for credit card payments just by dropping the card on it. Its beyond the expectations of user
Anyone else here wondering, how strong that tables screen is??? what happens if i put a 40 pound weight and the shit breaks, HOW MUCH well it cost as well fucking trying to replace the dam thing
Ill be playing with my big ass touch screen table all alone in my house, call me on my touch screen phone if you need me. If i don't answer I'm probably on my iPad. Did i mention I like to touch things?
LOL okay, I have to confess I thought whe it said Firefly it was referring to the RPG based on the TV show. Considering the game involves space travel it would be fabulous on a touch screen - even more so if you could incorporate visual elements as seen in Serenity. Tons of potential and a ready made fan base!
Yeah, my computer can do that, and it cost me a tenth of that. Hey you know what? My PS3 and 360 can do that too, and they cost less than that. Want a touch screen? Get a tablet PC and it'll still cost a fraction. It's impractical as cool as it looks. Everything on it's been done before and can be done for so much more cheaper. For ten grand it doesn't offer anything. I'd pay $500 at most for that old technology, and that's being extremely generous.
Unfortunately apple only has a small portable thing that you can take nearly anywhere, that also has a touch screen called an iPad. But wouldn't you love to just buy a huge ass table that you can't carry around with you....
ok im gonna get microsoft surface put it on the back of a rented truck drive it to bill gates house take it off and slap bill gates with it and say "No"!
its a computer from 20 years ago with toutch screen/. i wanna collect some gay colored dots NOT. id wether play mw2 on 360 live . ya this is a smart idea a giant 10,000 dollar peice of useless technologie.
thoughs are living things you cant just squash them even if they are in the surface they have feelings.... by the act of peta this game will not be allowed adn will be banned and protested against
ever play play modern warfare 2 or 1 ya fucking hippie? u can kill dogs so piss off its a fucking game get over panzy self and go have sex for once in ur damn life
It probably can, since it does have multi-touch. But the difference is.. this thing's an entire table. It take more processing power, and more accurate readings of your fingers. For the price, the table's not the greatest thing ever, but the fact is that they managed to make it. That in itself is amazing. But iTouch pwns any day. =]
Yeah, I guess it's pretty similar.. but the fact is that the technology's around. We first have to make it work, and figure out how to use it. Then it's time to find practical applications.
well, nobody can't say that this wll not be a new way to use the pc, without mouse and totally interactive???... mmm.. wait... i guess they said the same about the other gadgets, sorry, forget it...¬¬
I hope you aren't seriously using sarcasm because if you are, you're a true idiot
"This thing" that you know nothing about yet hate( I don't know why) shouldn't even be compared to an old PS3 because it's not a game console you fucking dumbass
And it's graphics are far beyond the gay PS3 anyway, look it up, don't complain
And lastly, it's not even close to 20K, that's ridiculous, this model is gunna be sold to resturaunta and malls and what not for about 10 thousand
it just makes me mad when someone with no knowledge (like a PS3 fanboy) would say something completely idiotic on a video that's supposed to be for laughs
12000$... It doesn't matter how many games they make for this or how good they are. If they pricetag stays this high it wont be bought by us common people. If it was cheaper i would already have bought one and so would many other people.
to be honest, this will be VERY expensive if microsoft ever want to go through with it, but revolutionary... i'd love to play something like guitar hero on it :))
Like he said "It's a simple game to showcase Microsoft Surface". So no Sherlock it isn't funny, it's meant for demonstration purposes. Instead of leaving moronic comments, why don't you go think about what you could do with this technology? That's what's wrong with this world; people who sit in their chair, complaining without doing SHIT.
It sounds like you're the who's quibbling here because I have a point and that is YOU not being able to think for yourself and figure out "Oh, perhaps this isn't meant to be funny since it's for demonstration purposes, perhaps I should shut my mouth before I make myself sound like a moron". Enough said, boy.
For fuck's sake!! I thought this was a game based on the T.V. show "Firefly" not this crap! :/
haddii2324 5 months ago 2
@haddii2324 browncoats ftw!
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@haddii2324 Thats not just a big ass table. It has capability to scan real world objects and it is optimized to process 52 touchs at a time. example it can interact with non digital objects and transform its data to digital form. Surface can be used for credit card payments just by dropping the card on it. Its beyond the expectations of user
ameem85 4 months ago
@haddii2324 I thought the same thing.
MrBlink1980 2 weeks ago
fuck angry birds... i want that!
Gonzaga78 7 months ago 2
what if an earthquake occurred..
.. would you be below the big ass table
or
.. on the big ass table
MidnightRedemption 10 months ago
oversized iPhone?
m03hawkman 11 months ago
@m03hawkman this came out before the iphone? so the iphone is just a let advance smaller version of this
ImTheHaloGod 10 months ago
wow... that is by far the lamest game ive ever seen in my life. well, thats expected from microsoft.
MrAnarchistNinja 1 year ago
@MrAnarchistNinja fanboy alert
ImTheHaloGod 10 months ago
Yah, because apple creates insanely good games.
Imtehbestz 10 months ago
lol that game looks rubbish
Cazzanevo 1 year ago
WARNING: DO NOT PUT CUPS ON TABLE!
ravenclawtom 1 year ago
@ravenclawtom why?
Haseo13576 11 months ago
SHINY FORHEAD! :|
Ingamells17 1 year ago
Anyone else here wondering, how strong that tables screen is??? what happens if i put a 40 pound weight and the shit breaks, HOW MUCH well it cost as well fucking trying to replace the dam thing
SNESosT 1 year ago
@SNESosT i believe it retails for 10k
gooferman609 10 months ago
i want to play warhammer on it
ericherold 1 year ago
The developers of this game was probably listening to Owl City while he worked. Just saying.
Tsuyugi 1 year ago
Leave it to Microsoft to come up with something that's pretty fucking cool and make a gay fucking game for it.
spacer3001 1 year ago 2
@spacer3001 what is so cool about it?they just put a monitor in the table,why would you do that?
uuterrree 1 year ago
It funny cause you guys make fun of it now. . .
Shadowrose54321 1 year ago
Socialize with friends? Hang out with family?
FUCK THAT SHIT!
Ill be playing with my big ass touch screen table all alone in my house, call me on my touch screen phone if you need me. If i don't answer I'm probably on my iPad. Did i mention I like to touch things?
lemmonlime0 1 year ago 2
Hungry Hungry Hippos in the new millenium? LMFAO
allenstcharles 1 year ago
the developer got fireflies in his forhead
greenlawnmover 1 year ago
take that apple!
mmhh14 1 year ago
wow 10,000 dollars just for the BIG ASS TABLE and most like you have to pay money for the game.
pemmy1234 1 year ago
ALL HAIL THE BIGASS TABLE :O
TioPaleshadow 1 year ago
@TioPaleshadow YES ALL HAIL THE BIG ASS TABLE !!!
pemmy1234 1 year ago
This video lacked sarcasm.
bihlbo 1 year ago 4
no i know why i havent heard of this device before.
lame!
cs512tr 1 year ago
Immagine an tts like halo was on one of those things i'n full 1080p resolution with xbl support
ironsaber2 1 year ago
@ironsaber2 think it would be like 10K dollars for nothing cos bigass table is going to get crashed after a real bad match
TioPaleshadow 1 year ago
It's sad how much it costs to make one of these things it would be awesome if they were cheap Nd affordable I mean I
ironsaber2 1 year ago
@ironsaber2 They'll be cheap in the future.
Aphradonis 1 year ago
and in background is running MS-DOS 6.22 and many many batch files are executing.. but it will crash!!! :D
MPTuners 1 year ago
this stupid want is that put so accion please
hittan00 1 year ago
Great!! Now I can get mono from playing on surface too! Thanks MS!
averagejoe0073 1 year ago
only 10000 dollars too? or whatever it is
burlee236 1 year ago
age of empires on this shit and fuck i would get it... i love titties
koalashooter1 1 year ago
The big ass table has glowing lights!?
AMSnofozone 1 year ago
AWESOME! what a thrilling game!
RissaRoo77 1 year ago
I don't think we'll ever see surface anywhere.
jordanthewizard 1 year ago
Micro$oft burning YOUR money they forced out of you.
darthspeaks 1 year ago
Seems like a new style of board games.
CoNiGMa 1 year ago
*eyetwitch* Not Shiny.
TGHibiki 1 year ago 2
@TGHibiki yea I thought the same thing when I clicked on this link.
DiscoveryofKnowledge 1 year ago
@TGHibiki I thought the same thing when I clicked on this link.
DiscoveryofKnowledge 1 year ago
seems to make a lot of noise for a table...
ximendo 1 year ago
MTG on Microsoft Surface XD
RahAlchemist 1 year ago
LOL okay, I have to confess I thought whe it said Firefly it was referring to the RPG based on the TV show. Considering the game involves space travel it would be fabulous on a touch screen - even more so if you could incorporate visual elements as seen in Serenity. Tons of potential and a ready made fan base!
heatherwind 1 year ago
microsoft haters , get the fuck out of my life
kbungiex 1 year ago
thats sounds really cool and fun
silver90espio80 1 year ago
This actually looks pretty cool. Imagine playing a game like R.U.S.E (if you don't know what it is look it up) on this.
metealman635 1 year ago
With how competative my friends and I are, we'd end up breaking the thing in an effort to fuck each other over while collecting fire flys...... =\
silver2zilver 1 year ago
wait,thats real!i thought it was a joke!
ccmanmonc 1 year ago
@ccmanmonc noob
cycon666 1 year ago
are you fucking serious
ThreeKProduction 1 year ago
Not Bad,but i need to be amazed,come up with better stuff. Think genius think.
computerclimax 1 year ago
@computerclimax lets see you think like a genius
kbungiex 1 year ago
Good thing I spent 10, 000 dollars on this coffee table! Look it let's me collect fireflies!
GrandeInquisitor 1 year ago
you would not believe your eyes...
roboguy503 1 year ago
LOL! HAHAHAHAHA what a joke!
can anone say HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO?
seeker407 1 year ago
WOW THIS LOOKS SO FUN
NOT! !
SilverGunZoO 1 year ago
I can imagine Tap Tap on this ;D
Spirky7 1 year ago
that would be awesome XD
jamii192 1 year ago
rofl 1:30 XD
xupbeatandy968x 1 year ago
I cab touch dots or play Ninja Gaiden 2 on my XBox 360
This is a tough decision.
Blustorm1 1 year ago 4
Yeah, my computer can do that, and it cost me a tenth of that. Hey you know what? My PS3 and 360 can do that too, and they cost less than that. Want a touch screen? Get a tablet PC and it'll still cost a fraction. It's impractical as cool as it looks. Everything on it's been done before and can be done for so much more cheaper. For ten grand it doesn't offer anything. I'd pay $500 at most for that old technology, and that's being extremely generous.
SilensDiabolus 1 year ago
GET A pS3 or AN xbOX
insted of this ***** thing and play cool games like halo or uncharted or mw2
:p
exia41gundam 1 year ago
Wow, a ten thousand dollar virtual hungry hungry hippo game? Why the ten thousand dollars? Because it's EXTREME! You touch it...
SilensDiabolus 1 year ago
Wow ! All this for ONLY ten thousand dollars? Where do I get it?
averagejoe0073 1 year ago 4
lolhm i really don't know why it's so hard to find some cool guys on you tube!
KarreLathem78 1 year ago
Microsoft surface
It's not the Ipad.. it's a big ass table
MyGuruLife 1 year ago 4
OMG the surface is a real thing???? I thought you made that shit up to make fun of the growing ipod touch- the ipad
AdrianvsJak 1 year ago
so its like hungry hungry hippos?
ffinfinity1 1 year ago 3
a big ass table just got some fireflies :O all heil the big ass table
Alexbeatlejuice 1 year ago 54
is this from sarcastic gamer?
Where's the intelligent critical thinking??
If it is, it's a true Disappointment... you were doing a good job with the truthfull ANTI-propaganda.
mariaclaracg 1 year ago
one more light is out.....
mariaclaracg 1 year ago
Does apple have anything like this? Huh?
JimMayBeInSexTown 1 year ago 19
@JimMayBeInSexTown
Unfortunately apple only has a small portable thing that you can take nearly anywhere, that also has a touch screen called an iPad. But wouldn't you love to just buy a huge ass table that you can't carry around with you....
dastuke 6 months ago
@dastuke this was over 3 years ago...
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its still a big-ass table lol
atl1503 1 year ago
@EmileOomen Get an iPad ;D
jepekaa93 2 years ago
LOL game.. :D
pasaniw 2 years ago
wow really cool
TheBBomb94 2 years ago 2
I want one of these hooked up to my PC for games...:P
Vaughnlesterinoz 2 years ago
it is a pc o.o
HeadSHOT604 1 year ago
I mean like being able to use it as a screen and interface device...RTS games extreme...:)
Vaughnlesterinoz 1 year ago
I have a prototype of this surface and when i accidentaly do the shit on the surface it tells me the list of what i have eaten
djditii 2 years ago 4
does it go on to say "this menu implies you need a diet [cue little paper clip] would you like help with that?"
hahaha
ApplePanda94 2 years ago 2
Pimp My Table
Adu767 2 years ago 4
ok im gonna get microsoft surface put it on the back of a rented truck drive it to bill gates house take it off and slap bill gates with it and say "No"!
OGCFB 2 years ago
it's still a stupid idea for a system...
DdlyHeadshot 2 years ago 3
damn it false advertising! i thought it was gonna be a game about the cut series Firefly! lol oh well look cool guys.
panther2552 2 years ago
wow... why not just catch some real ones instead of a computer generated one? LOL
saidauchiha11 2 years ago 4
its a computer from 20 years ago with toutch screen/. i wanna collect some gay colored dots NOT. id wether play mw2 on 360 live . ya this is a smart idea a giant 10,000 dollar peice of useless technologie.
havocfan12 2 years ago
spelled technology wrong
TheGamersGig 2 years ago
Sticking out your leg, or touching lights... idk :D
CSRgamer 2 years ago
This is just a super-sized iTouch... only that u can drink beer on it...
djosephb 2 years ago
thoughs are living things you cant just squash them even if they are in the surface they have feelings.... by the act of peta this game will not be allowed adn will be banned and protested against
Whipmaricle 2 years ago
loser
FreonRose 2 years ago
ever play play modern warfare 2 or 1 ya fucking hippie? u can kill dogs so piss off its a fucking game get over panzy self and go have sex for once in ur damn life
TheGamersGig 2 years ago
fucking shit game, fuck you!
atsusamuno 2 years ago
so i can touch lights on a table or go on xbox live and play modern warfare 2 hmmmmm thats a tough one
1GATORNATION15 2 years ago 4
imagine mw2 on a tocuh screen though lol..it would be easy as shiit
sexypiratedisco 2 years ago
i hope u wouldnt be able to dropshot on that version
TheGamersGig 2 years ago
yep. im kinda leaning towards touching lights rather than "RUN SHOOT KILL RUN SHOOT KILL RUN SHOOT KILL RUN SHOOT KILL" online though.
fijian800 2 years ago 2
totally lights on a table
corsetcrash 2 years ago
@1GATORNATION15 Or try sticking out your leg. It has 8 hours of gameplay.
NeoNoggie 2 years ago
hmmm new interactive hentai games?
bman462 2 years ago 44
oh god.... imagine what you have to do to the table in a game like that
teeraem2 2 years ago 4
haha interactive hentai.. you'd literrally be dry humping a table... imagine if you got caught humping you're big ass table computer...
Dilz424 2 years ago
Been there, done that
BisnapMoeffe 2 years ago
@BisnapMoeffe haha thats terrible
Dilz424 2 years ago
LMAOO
jonnyvautour 2 years ago
woooooooooow whered he get a giant bottom half of a ds
BARNEYisGHEY 2 years ago
we may never see this actually come out, they promised alot a year ago but kinda dropped it now.
chartedlife 2 years ago
Can't the Iphone do this?
cheesyguy100 2 years ago
It probably can, since it does have multi-touch. But the difference is.. this thing's an entire table. It take more processing power, and more accurate readings of your fingers. For the price, the table's not the greatest thing ever, but the fact is that they managed to make it. That in itself is amazing. But iTouch pwns any day. =]
pascbjumper2 2 years ago
wo they should make bord games like this or poker
jackass1993911 2 years ago 2
1:32 --> "..we can touch it in all kinds of different places.."
that's what she said
d4n2 2 years ago 5
Its he not she dumbass
rsnerd3030 2 years ago
ummm i hope you cans till sue a mouse and keyboared if you want :)
dogga90 2 years ago
isnt this just a rubbish version of hungry hungry hippos?
lhmarsden 2 years ago 6
Yeah, I guess it's pretty similar.. but the fact is that the technology's around. We first have to make it work, and figure out how to use it. Then it's time to find practical applications.
pascbjumper2 2 years ago
LOL @ 1:30
"We can touch it in all kinds of different places"
Fight the Order
CGD08 2 years ago
well, nobody can't say that this wll not be a new way to use the pc, without mouse and totally interactive???... mmm.. wait... i guess they said the same about the other gadgets, sorry, forget it...¬¬
LuigyJRP 2 years ago
With a touch screen this huge, Microsoft can make... A GIANT NINTENDO DS!!!
SparkyTheHedgehog3 2 years ago 8
oh yea squashing firefly's is hardcore
emcwason 2 years ago
$ 12000 for a giant ass 2D game!!! SWEET DEAL!
devilhunterred 2 years ago 3
>:D
finally someone who agrees ^-^
NoseBleedKing 2 years ago
I was being sarcastic.
devilhunterred 2 years ago
same here T.T;;
NoseBleedKing 2 years ago
You don't buy the Surface to play 1 game
Are you retarded, that's like buying a bike to take the little bell on the front
Watch a few more videos before you use dry sarcasm
49ersOwnAll09 2 years ago 6
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Yea, I bet this thing that cost $20000 has better graphics than a $300 PS3. (Sarcasm)
devilhunterred 2 years ago
I hope you aren't seriously using sarcasm because if you are, you're a true idiot
"This thing" that you know nothing about yet hate( I don't know why) shouldn't even be compared to an old PS3 because it's not a game console you fucking dumbass
And it's graphics are far beyond the gay PS3 anyway, look it up, don't complain
And lastly, it's not even close to 20K, that's ridiculous, this model is gunna be sold to resturaunta and malls and what not for about 10 thousand
NOT TO A POOR RETARD
49ersOwnAll09 2 years ago 4
Take a chill pill, with all these rage one would think you are paid to advertise for Microsoft.
Youtube Microsoft Surface parody by sarcastic gamer for a good laugh at this stupid gadget.
devilhunterred 2 years ago
Well I don't work for Microsoft
it just makes me mad when someone with no knowledge (like a PS3 fanboy) would say something completely idiotic on a video that's supposed to be for laughs
49ersOwnAll09 2 years ago
The Ps3 is still the joke of the console industry, and has been for 3 Years. The PS3 is nothing more than a fanservice to Sony slaves.
IIXShogunXII 2 years ago
Cool idea to invent Micro surface, but the cost is horrible. Majority of American businesses are struggling to make ends meet.
We are searching for a developer who believes in affordability.
RemoteTechnology2012 2 years ago
now, the parody
iGomezedHer 2 years ago
omg! this must be irony!
robin2thek 2 years ago
its like an Iphone the apps thing except its a big ass table
ucrono 2 years ago 6
hahahaha
Jazza159 2 years ago
hey everybody it is hungry hungry hippo for touching O_o
ultimateZhouYu 2 years ago
12000$... It doesn't matter how many games they make for this or how good they are. If they pricetag stays this high it wont be bought by us common people. If it was cheaper i would already have bought one and so would many other people.
Lordp00m 2 years ago
Because it's not meant for consumers?
This is for businesses.
DoubleX31 2 years ago
if RTS games were put on this it would be amazing i would try to earn just to buy one
hollowsoulreaper 2 years ago 2
OH YES.
That would be amazing.
SgtHydra 2 years ago
LAME
bobbysnobby 2 years ago
put a propper RTS on it!! .. with multi-touch for selecting units etc etc etc
walter0bz 2 years ago
good idea
akaPierce 2 years ago
Its a cool Table-computer thing, but common, 12000 $ ?
simsfreak555 2 years ago
cool... for like 10 minutes
GreyGhostly 2 years ago
watch?v=5ohNzHWL7FI
supposed to be like a main game for surface, but is alos for pc
BaptistsSolder 2 years ago
ddr would be cool on this
anspinks 2 years ago
yes because everyone loves to dance on there coffee table :)
dairycow 2 years ago
[ironic]
WOW!
10.000 $ is a big price .. but i think this kick-ass game is enough for it!
[/ironic]
MrMoe09 2 years ago 3
12000 actually, plus 1500 for installation, and 250 for shipping.
uchiaslayer 2 years ago
[ironic]
why did you use those "[ironic]" brackets?
[/ironic]
xP
GouAlex 2 years ago
But does it run crysis?
barrydegeling 2 years ago 4
crysis?!
who wants crysis , if you can have this bad-motherfucker game?!
^^
MrMoe09 2 years ago
if it doesnt play sims My mmo's or age of empires I dont care that thing is cool though
exranio 2 years ago
Can I use the table to hold my coffee aswell?
nedwhitby 2 years ago 4
yeah you can actually
Jebu911 2 years ago 2
obviously not! dont ask too much!
skisail 2 years ago 2
to be honest, this will be VERY expensive if microsoft ever want to go through with it, but revolutionary... i'd love to play something like guitar hero on it :))
vwman259 2 years ago 2
now thats one hard core game. mmmhmmm totaly hardcore. looks like the hardest game in the world.
boringbrownchocolate 2 years ago
its funny how evryones like its shit. come on guys this is just the start of new things to come and its a testing game so let it go XD
nickzac11 2 years ago 2
wow fireflys....gay...it looks like it might be badass but they will need to burn all copys of "Firefly" first...
Hammeroftheirish 2 years ago
Squashing fireflies is NOT cool...
Rylaan 2 years ago
YUGIOH! tag duels!
tcraigwilson 2 years ago 3
does it work if you cup your hand sideways and make a ) or U shape around them?
weylin6 2 years ago
air hockey! they'll invent air hockey!
warlockboyburns 2 years ago 2
wow. dragging little virtual bugs into virtual glass jars. isn't that fun?
MetalloidCurse 2 years ago
Like he said "It's a simple game to showcase Microsoft Surface". So no Sherlock it isn't funny, it's meant for demonstration purposes. Instead of leaving moronic comments, why don't you go think about what you could do with this technology? That's what's wrong with this world; people who sit in their chair, complaining without doing SHIT.
simpsons225 2 years ago
it doesn't really sound like i'm the one who's complaining here.
MetalloidCurse 2 years ago
It sounds like you're the who's quibbling here because I have a point and that is YOU not being able to think for yourself and figure out "Oh, perhaps this isn't meant to be funny since it's for demonstration purposes, perhaps I should shut my mouth before I make myself sound like a moron". Enough said, boy.
simpsons225 2 years ago
why yes, yes i am a boy.
MetalloidCurse 2 years ago
i thought multi touch was patented by Apple
chip279 2 years ago
surface will be great for rpg games