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  • For fuck's sake!! I thought this was a game based on the T.V. show "Firefly" not this crap! :/

  • @haddii2324 browncoats ftw!

  • @haddii2324 Thats not just a big ass table. It has capability to scan real world objects and it is optimized to process 52 touchs at a time. example it can interact with non digital objects and transform its data to digital form. Surface can be used for credit card payments just by dropping the card on it. Its beyond the expectations of user

  • @haddii2324 I thought the same thing.

  • fuck angry birds... i want that!

  • what if an earthquake occurred..

    .. would you be below the big ass table

    or

    .. on the big ass table

  • oversized iPhone?

  • @m03hawkman this came out before the iphone? so the iphone is just a let advance smaller version of this

  • wow... that is by far the lamest game ive ever seen in my life. well, thats expected from microsoft.

  • @MrAnarchistNinja fanboy alert

  • Yah, because apple creates insanely good games.

  • lol that game looks rubbish

  • WARNING: DO NOT PUT CUPS ON TABLE!

  • @ravenclawtom why?

  • SHINY FORHEAD! :|

  • Anyone else here wondering, how strong that tables screen is??? what happens if i put a 40 pound weight and the shit breaks, HOW MUCH well it cost as well fucking trying to replace the dam thing

  • @SNESosT i believe it retails for 10k

  • i want to play warhammer on it

  • The developers of this game was probably listening to Owl City while he worked. Just saying.

  • Leave it to Microsoft to come up with something that's pretty fucking cool and make a gay fucking game for it.

  • @spacer3001 what is so cool about it?they just put a monitor in the table,why would you do that?

  • It funny cause you guys make fun of it now. . .

  • Socialize with friends? Hang out with family?

    FUCK THAT SHIT!

    Ill be playing with my big ass touch screen table all alone in my house, call me on my touch screen phone if you need me. If i don't answer I'm probably on my iPad. Did i mention I like to touch things?

  • Hungry Hungry Hippos in the new millenium? LMFAO

  • the developer got fireflies in his forhead

  • take that apple!

  • wow 10,000 dollars just for the BIG ASS TABLE and most like you have to pay money for the game.

  • ALL HAIL THE BIGASS TABLE :O

  • @TioPaleshadow YES ALL HAIL THE BIG ASS TABLE !!!

  • This video lacked sarcasm.

  • no i know why i havent heard of this device before.

    lame!

    

  • Immagine an tts like halo was on one of those things i'n full 1080p resolution with xbl support

  • @ironsaber2 think it would be like 10K dollars for nothing cos bigass table is going to get crashed after a real bad match

  • It's sad how much it costs to make one of these things it would be awesome if they were cheap Nd affordable I mean I

  • @ironsaber2 They'll be cheap in the future.

  • and in background is running MS-DOS 6.22 and many many batch files are executing.. but it will crash!!! :D

  • this stupid want is that put so accion please

  • Great!! Now I can get mono from playing on surface too! Thanks MS!

  • only 10000 dollars too? or whatever it is

  • age of empires on this shit and fuck i would get it... i love titties

  • The big ass table has glowing lights!?

  • AWESOME! what a thrilling game!

  • I don't think we'll ever see surface anywhere.

  • Micro$oft burning YOUR money they forced out of you.

  • Seems like a new style of board games.

  • *eyetwitch* Not Shiny.

  • @TGHibiki yea I thought the same thing when I clicked on this link.

  • @TGHibiki I thought the same thing when I clicked on this link.

  • seems to make a lot of noise for a table...

  • MTG on Microsoft Surface XD

    

  • LOL okay, I have to confess I thought whe it said Firefly it was referring to the RPG based on the TV show. Considering the game involves space travel it would be fabulous on a touch screen - even more so if you could incorporate visual elements as seen in Serenity. Tons of potential and a ready made fan base!

  • microsoft haters , get the fuck out of my life

  • thats sounds really cool and fun

  • This actually looks pretty cool. Imagine playing a game like R.U.S.E (if you don't know what it is look it up) on this.

  • With how competative my friends and I are, we'd end up breaking the thing in an effort to fuck each other over while collecting fire flys...... =\

  • wait,thats real!i thought it was a joke!

  • @ccmanmonc noob

  • are you fucking serious

  • Not Bad,but i need to  be amazed,come up with better stuff. Think genius think.

  • @computerclimax lets see you think like a genius

  • Good thing I spent 10, 000 dollars on this coffee table! Look it let's me collect fireflies!

  • you would not believe your eyes...

  • LOL! HAHAHAHAHA what a joke!

    can anone say HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO?

  • WOW THIS LOOKS SO FUN

    NOT! !

  • I can imagine Tap Tap on this ;D

  • that would be awesome XD

  • rofl 1:30 XD

  • I cab touch dots or play Ninja Gaiden 2 on my XBox 360

    This is a tough decision.

  • Yeah, my computer can do that, and it cost me a tenth of that. Hey you know what? My PS3 and 360 can do that too, and they cost less than that. Want a touch screen? Get a tablet PC and it'll still cost a fraction. It's impractical as cool as it looks. Everything on it's been done before and can be done for so much more cheaper. For ten grand it doesn't offer anything. I'd pay $500 at most for that old technology, and that's being extremely generous.

  • GET A pS3 or AN xbOX

    insted of this ***** thing and play cool games like halo or uncharted or mw2

    :p

  • Wow, a ten thousand dollar virtual hungry hungry hippo game?  Why the ten thousand dollars? Because it's EXTREME! You touch it...

  • Wow ! All this for ONLY ten thousand dollars? Where do I get it?

  • lolhm i really don't know why it's so hard to find some cool guys on you tube!

  • Microsoft surface

    It's not the Ipad.. it's a big ass table

  • OMG the surface is a real thing???? I thought you made that shit up to make fun of the growing ipod touch- the ipad

  • so its like hungry hungry hippos?

  • a big ass table just got some fireflies :O all heil the big ass table

  • is this from sarcastic gamer?

    Where's the intelligent critical thinking??

    If it is, it's a true Disappointment... you were doing a good job with the truthfull ANTI-propaganda.

  • one more light is out.....

  • Does apple have anything like this? Huh?

  • @JimMayBeInSexTown

    Unfortunately apple only has a small portable thing that you can take nearly anywhere, that also has a touch screen called an iPad. But wouldn't you love to just buy a huge ass table that you can't carry around with you....

  • @dastuke this was over 3 years ago...

  • its still a big-ass table lol

  • @EmileOomen Get an iPad ;D

  • LOL game.. :D

  • wow really cool

  • I want one of these hooked up to my PC for games...:P

  • it is a pc o.o

  • I mean like being able to use it as a screen and interface device...RTS games extreme...:)

  • I have a prototype of this surface and when i accidentaly do the shit on the surface it tells me the list of what i have eaten

  • does it go on to say "this menu implies you need a diet [cue little paper clip] would you like help with that?"

    hahaha

  • Pimp My Table

  • ok im gonna get microsoft surface put it on the back of a rented truck drive it to bill gates house take it off and slap bill gates with it and say "No"!

  • it's still a stupid idea for a system...

  • damn it false advertising! i thought it was gonna be a game about the cut series Firefly! lol oh well look cool guys.

  • wow... why not just catch some real ones instead of a computer generated one? LOL

  • its a computer from 20 years ago with toutch screen/. i wanna collect some gay colored dots NOT. id wether play mw2 on 360 live . ya this is a smart idea a giant 10,000 dollar peice of useless technologie.

  • spelled technology wrong

  • Sticking out your leg, or touching lights... idk :D

  • This is just a super-sized iTouch... only that u can drink beer on it...

  • thoughs are living things you cant just squash them even if they are in the surface they have feelings.... by the act of peta this game will not be allowed adn will be banned and protested against

  • loser

  • ever play play modern warfare 2 or 1 ya fucking hippie? u can kill dogs so piss off its a fucking game get over panzy self and go have sex for once in ur damn life

  • fucking shit game, fuck you!

  • so i can touch lights on a table or go on xbox live and play modern warfare 2 hmmmmm thats a tough one

  • imagine mw2 on a tocuh screen though lol..it would be easy as shiit

  • i hope u wouldnt be able to dropshot on that version

  • yep. im kinda leaning towards touching lights rather than "RUN SHOOT KILL RUN SHOOT KILL RUN SHOOT KILL RUN SHOOT KILL" online though.

  • totally lights on a table

  • @1GATORNATION15 Or try sticking out your leg. It has 8 hours of gameplay.

  • hmmm new interactive hentai games?

  • oh god.... imagine what you have to do to the table in a game like that

  • haha interactive hentai.. you'd literrally be dry humping a table... imagine if you got caught humping you're big ass table computer...

  • Been there, done that

  • @BisnapMoeffe haha thats terrible

  • LMAOO

  • woooooooooow whered he get a giant bottom half of a ds

  • we may never see this actually come out, they promised alot a year ago but kinda dropped it now.

  • Can't the Iphone do this?

  • It probably can, since it does have multi-touch. But the difference is.. this thing's an entire table. It take more processing power, and more accurate readings of your fingers. For the price, the table's not the greatest thing ever, but the fact is that they managed to make it. That in itself is amazing. But iTouch pwns any day. =]

  • wo they should make bord games like this or poker

  • 1:32 --> "..we can touch it in all kinds of different places.."

    that's what she said

  • Its he not she dumbass

  • ummm i hope you cans till sue a mouse and keyboared if you want :)

  • isnt this just a rubbish version of hungry hungry hippos?

  • Yeah, I guess it's pretty similar.. but the fact is that the technology's around. We first have to make it work, and figure out how to use it. Then it's time to find practical applications.

  • LOL @ 1:30

    "We can touch it in all kinds of different places"

    Fight the Order

  • well, nobody can't say that this wll not be a new way to use the pc, without mouse and totally interactive???... mmm.. wait... i guess they said the same about the other gadgets, sorry, forget it...¬¬

  • With a touch screen this huge, Microsoft can make... A GIANT NINTENDO DS!!!

  • oh yea squashing firefly's is hardcore

  • $ 12000 for a giant ass 2D game!!! SWEET DEAL!

  • >:D

    finally someone who agrees ^-^

  • I was being sarcastic.

  • same here T.T;;

  • You don't buy the Surface to play 1 game

    Are you retarded, that's like buying a bike to take the little bell on the front

    Watch a few more videos before you use dry sarcasm

  • I hope you aren't seriously using sarcasm because if you are, you're a true idiot

    "This thing" that you know nothing about yet hate( I don't know why) shouldn't even be compared to an old PS3 because it's not a game console you fucking dumbass

    And it's graphics are far beyond the gay PS3 anyway, look it up, don't complain

    And lastly, it's not even close to 20K, that's ridiculous, this model is gunna be sold to resturaunta and malls and what not for about 10 thousand

    NOT TO A POOR RETARD

  • Take a chill pill, with all these rage one would think you are paid to advertise for Microsoft.

    Youtube Microsoft Surface parody by sarcastic gamer for a good laugh at this stupid gadget.

  • Well I don't work for Microsoft

    it just makes me mad when someone with no knowledge (like a PS3 fanboy) would say something completely idiotic on a video that's supposed to be for laughs

  • The Ps3 is still the joke of the console industry, and has been for 3 Years. The PS3 is nothing more than a fanservice to Sony slaves.

  • Cool idea to invent Micro surface, but the cost is horrible. Majority of American businesses are struggling to make ends meet.

    We are searching for a developer who believes in affordability.

  • now, the parody

  • omg! this must be irony!

  • its like an Iphone the apps thing except its a big ass table

  • hahahaha

  • hey everybody it is hungry hungry hippo for touching O_o

  • 12000$... It doesn't matter how many games they make for this or how good they are. If they pricetag stays this high it wont be bought by us common people. If it was cheaper i would already have bought one and so would many other people.

  • Because it's not meant for consumers?

    This is for businesses.

  • if RTS games were put on this it would be amazing i would try to earn just to buy one

  • OH YES.

    That would be amazing.

  • LAME

  • put a propper RTS on it!! .. with multi-touch for selecting units etc etc etc

  • good idea

  • Its a cool Table-computer thing, but common, 12000 $ ?

  • cool... for like 10 minutes

  • watch?v=5ohNzHWL7FI

    supposed to be like a main game for surface, but is alos for pc

  • ddr would be cool on this

  • yes because everyone loves to dance on there coffee table :)

  • [ironic]

    WOW!

    10.000 $ is a big price .. but i think this kick-ass game is enough for it!

    [/ironic]

  • 12000 actually, plus 1500 for installation, and 250 for shipping.

  • [ironic]

    why did you use those "[ironic]" brackets?

    [/ironic]

    xP

  • But does it run crysis?

  • crysis?!

    who wants crysis , if you can have this bad-motherfucker game?!

    ^^

  • if it doesnt play sims My mmo's or age of empires I dont care that thing is cool though

  • Can I use the table to hold my coffee aswell?

  • yeah you can actually

  • obviously not! dont ask too much!

  • to be honest, this will be VERY expensive if microsoft ever want to go through with it, but revolutionary... i'd love to play something like guitar hero on it :))

  • now thats one hard core game. mmmhmmm totaly hardcore. looks like the hardest game in the world.

  • its funny how evryones like its shit. come on guys this is just the start of new things to come and its a testing game so let it go XD

  • wow fireflys....gay...it looks like it might be badass but they will need to burn all copys of "Firefly" first...

  • Squashing fireflies is NOT cool...

  • YUGIOH! tag duels!

  • does it work if you cup your hand sideways and make a ) or U shape around them?

  • air hockey! they'll invent air hockey!

  • wow. dragging little virtual bugs into virtual glass jars. isn't that fun?

  • Like he said "It's a simple game to showcase Microsoft Surface". So no Sherlock it isn't funny, it's meant for demonstration purposes. Instead of leaving moronic comments, why don't you go think about what you could do with this technology? That's what's wrong with this world; people who sit in their chair, complaining without doing SHIT.

  • it doesn't really sound like i'm the one who's complaining here.

  • It sounds like you're the who's quibbling here because I have a point and that is YOU not being able to think for yourself and figure out "Oh, perhaps this isn't meant to be funny since it's for demonstration purposes, perhaps I should shut my mouth before I make myself sound like a moron". Enough said, boy.

  • why yes, yes i am a boy.

  • i thought multi touch was patented by Apple

  • surface will be great for rpg games