cain train: Herman Cain Campaign Video

[rawrziethezombie]

The last time he sang 'ride the cain train' at 0:47 he went hoarse... and i can't stop laughing.

[iwannabethekid34x]

To think that people actually believe some stupid slut pretending she got raped by him and providing no evidence is fucking sad...

You can tell shes lying, she never looked at the cameras, and RIGHT when she makes that claim the entire liberal-bias media GLORIFIES her as if she's telling the truth and never provides any evidence that Herman Cain did that. Fuck, people are gullible.

[theEarlofChip]

@iwannabethekid34x you're an imbecile. fyi

[MW2rapesBlackOps]

@iwannabethekid34x Herman Cain is a sleazy operator who is completely ignorant of the world outside his tiny little sphere. There is very little doubt that some kind of hany panky went on with a number of women over the years.

[iwannabethekid34x]

@MW2rapesBlackOps Yet there is NO evidence of such a claim. Yet people like you believe it anyways. She even looks like shes lying when she was saying what happened. She never looked at the cameras either.

When Herman Cain denied he looked right in the eyes of the crowd and cameras and said "No".

Either he's a damn good liar, or he's telling the truth.

[stealyphil1925]

@iwannabethekid34x Dude, she rode the Cain Train. Get over it.

[iwannabethekid34x]

@stealyphil1925 I have yet to see any evidence.

Just some ugly bitch lying, and gullible retards like you believing it.

[Firecrotch6979]

@iwannabethekid34x Who honestly gives a fuck?

[BigBewtieHoles]

I am still riding the shit out of this train even though herman got kicked off. we can't have people getting sexually harassed on my caintrane!

[schapadap]

HERMUN CAINTRAIN, AL ABOAD!!!!!

[softsquishybluefoam]

still ridin the cain train here. dont give up hermun!

[Shenanigans444]

Cain train's been derailed...



[cxcmb]

cain train... last stop.

[schapadap]

hermun

[CAP118]

The last lines felt like Pink Floyd...nice

[MickTravisBickle]

I got dippin' sauce all over my W2

[sapphire91288]

train-wreck ahead!!

[migbee]

riding that train.. herman co-cain

[wblstudios]

Looks like any female who rides the Cain Train is gonna be forced to give him brain.

[jcurran86]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA anyone who likes Cain is an idiot...

[ubtri]

hilarious!

[kevinkaotic]

all aboad???? wtf aboard!!!! idiot...

[thatslayerchick]

@kevinkaotic /facepalm

[carale1986]

Split track, for goodness sake! My right ear is abuzz with the sound of flies, and my left can hardly sympathize for deafness.

That said, yes. Please do let the devil in. Just not so literally, as in my case.

[GovernMentalFreedom]

CAIN LOST IT !!!!!!!

[theslypandamusic]

I was hoping for Jokerman font.

[RedEviscerator]

Can someone tell me chords to this song?

[GawdMachine]

@RedEviscerator on guitar it's F7 to Eb7 (but I'm not sure what clusters the piano is playing behind it that influence the further nuttiness of it)

[southrules]

His real commercials are only slightly less psycho, like him.

[AmbientMemories]

where can i buy said train

[MultiNotyourbusiness]

great job

[officialunofficial]

ALL ABOAD!!!

[artfacestudios]

i think herman cain forgot to send in his bones...

[pherafiend]

Im glad Tim is a registered Republican. With his help Herman can be the countries first actual black president!

[southrules]

@pherafiend

Ya blew it, capiche?

[bigT5g]

congrats on the simpsons episode last night Tim!! great job!

[aMichaelBalliffilm]

That's a nice fucking Celica.

[apatheticzebra]

he's got my vote

[CTognotti]

Where did the lyrics go?

[cuppalentilsoop]

Cracking up - brilliant!

[BushPrintzle]

lol@ random toyota celica at the end.

[chachalovesyou]

Great Job!

[piiglumps]

Imagine there's no pizza...

[UberBlue2you]

I feel so honored to have had 2 top comments on one of Tim Heidecker's videos :) I'm going to call my mom and dad. I'm sure they're very proud of Eric Wareheim.

[kingmeehanthewicked]

Love this! It has a real David Clayton Thomas (Blood, Sweat, and Tears) vibe to it!

[DoeDeerDoe]

Neil Hamburger

[SquadaLaLaLa]

TRAINWRECK!

[neilfarted]

ALL ABOAD!!

[lampoonthetube]

Cool video, check out my Now is the time for action! "Gimme Pizza" Herman Cain Remix Smashup if you get a chance.

I love Tim and Eric!

[bellaggio1770]

Amazing how gullible some people are. Show them flags, patriotic lines, and a bit of 'cut taxes' and 'govt controls our lives' and you get the lemmings excited. Amazing. America is going to shits very fast.

[macarion]

HERM MCCAIN 2004

[JasonLovesLife]

Where did you find all that great high quality, good resolution video?

Quotes from watching this video: The two guys on the couch thought it was funny. My mom says it's weird and she doesn't get it. I said (I am quoting me) it was well produced and I laughed. Another good one to see is Herman Cain Action Pizza Song Campaign

[JasonLovesLife]

Funny

[jestman5]

The Cain Train has a tragic wreck.

[angryDAnerd]

the sparkley effects and japanese engineering in this video has shown me the way

[beaverB0B]

ya'll be sellin' candy cains this chrimbus?

[Caboose056]

herman cain should be a euphemism for cocaine.

[jmcguire30]

A Shithead made this shit video about a shit candidate. Spellcheck is your friend dipshit. Herman Cain will take himself out of the race in 2 weeks tops. Sorry gop scumbags, its going to be Oxyperry or the Rombot 2008 model. Obama in a landslide and we take the House of Reps back while increasing the majority in the Senate!!!!Obama 2012!!!!

[inagartenrules]

@jmcguire30 It's a joke. The spelling errors are on purpose, he's Tim Heidecker from Tim and Eric. He's a damn comedian.

[moralreef]

@jmcguire30 hermon cane 2025

[artxwhore]

@jmcguire30 you know this is a satirical joke, right?

[peopleofthecircle]

OH THE IRONY - AMTRAK IS 'COMMIE/MARXIST/SOCIALIST', or so claim Tea types.

Public air waves, roads, and mail he also uses.

Romney only sane one, but harder for my side to beat.

[AtlasShruggery]

When I told them women to take off they toppins and hold the sausage, I was talkin bout pizza!

[OhNoAliens]

ALL ABOAD!!

[MorbidSpyCrab]

THE CAIN TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY. WHOO!

[ericzum]

Herman Cain is pathetic.

[freeyourmind1776]

LMAO YOU HEAR THAT??? THE LIBERALS ARE RUNNING SCARED!!!!!!

Cain 2012

[jmcguire30]

@freeyourmind1776 Too stupid to help.

[TheCoryellis]

@freeyourmind1776 LMAO you hear that?? that's the sound of you being a complete idiot....this is a fucking satire. You optimize the republican party with how fucking dumb you are.."Running scared" der der der...

[Mangina9000]

Apparently voting for Herman Cain is like convulsing in a corner as you're coming down off of LSD. Then touching a lady's boobies at work.

[lemurianchick]

It's HERMAN!!!! 

[kungfujones1]

Herman Cain's Dirty Laundry List  (2 of 2)

Breaking FEC laws on allowing a non profit to use funds for political purposes.

Dismissing the 08 downturn of the economy.

Endorsing a stock during the downtown that lost 80% of its value.

Donated to Mitt Romney's 08 campaign.

Was against the flat tax before he was for it (1 year later).

Altered his "tax" plan to allow for hedge funds to make more.

Wants a gradual 23% unconstitutional national sales tax.

[kungfujones1]

Herman Cain's Dirty Laundry List (1 of 2)

Bankrupting employee pensions at Aquila and getting sued for it.

Endorsing Alan Greenspan architect of the Real Estate Bubble.

Funneling individual donations to his company to purchase his book.

[jmcguire30]

@kungfujones1 Excellent Points. Thank You.

[moralreef]

im the ghost at 0:10

[plaidklaus]

Thumbs up if the Lavender Hour brought you here!

[AuldFook]

james, anyone with half a brain should know your dad is the best candidate for the job, but then if people had half a brain we would have no democrats.

[bellatrixthechicken]

@AuldFook

do you really think a 9% nationwide sales tax is good?

[Bayesian11235]

wwhy caine is pist?

[benxander]

Sure, why not?

[UberBlue2you]

Herman Cain is facing accusations of sexual harassment. All he wanted to do was get his poke on

[thatslayerchick]

The 35 people who dislike this are unpatriotic and more than likely Nazis

[UberBlue2you]

@thatslayerchick That sounds like a very... activist.. thing to say lol seeing as "unpatriotic" and "nazis" are two completely opposite things.

[thatslayerchick]

@UberBlue2you lol activist! I'm just playin around, I love me some Tim Heidecker and I cannot believe a single soul could ever dislike something he created from his own sexy-mastermind brain....so naturally they must be nazis or blind,deaf, and dumb! <3 Herman Qualf-Herman Cain Toe thousand twulf

[thatslayerchick]

@UberBlue2you and by the way I cannot believe you actually took my comment seriously!! :) 

[UberBlue2you]

@thatslayerchick Well I must take things seriously. I am a businessman. I travel constantly and often, and don't have many opportunities to shower and clean myself.

[Sean5eannery]

@thatslayerchick I just made it 38 dislikes! Woot woot! I dislike because the person who made this video spells "Hermun" instead of the proper "Herman", and calls him his hero. You shouldn't be allowe to vote for someone if you don't know how to even spell their name. I bet you support Rick Parry too?

FUCK ALL Y'ALL, I'M VOTING FOR RON PAUL.

[thatslayerchick]

@Sean5eannery /facepalm



[mightyjake182]

toyota celica!

[johnnymilkshark]

I would ride the Cain train but I hear it's not running much longer.

[Crimsonphilosophy]

"All Aboad" ???? bahaha!

[croakingembryo]

Sadly this video pretty much shows what goes on in the average American voters mind. :/

[croakingembryo]

Wow. And they call Ron Paul crazy???

[TheBlitz1]

@croakingembryo who calls ron paul crazy

[SigmaLambda]

@TheBlitz1

People who aren't crazy

[TheBlitz1]

@SigmaLambda yeah his gold standard, savings and investment, limited government, freedom and capitalism spiel is soo ridiculous....lol



[SigmaLambda]

@TheBlitz1

yeah, it is.

[croakingembryo]

@TheBlitz1 Idk... crazy people.

[wblstudios]

David Liebe Hart for president, his puppets could be the entire cabinet.

[jctron3]

I've seen better. Spooogeet!

[CaptainRon2341]

ITS A FREE TRAAAAAIIIINNNN!

[Overwatch54]

Tim Heidecker is an ancient GAWD.

[dontletmewatchthis]

I lost

[slumberingsam]

What about Donald Trumps?

[rleary1]

Would you buy a used car from this ass Cain? I wouldn't even buy a book.. oh, good song by the way!

[alucidreality]

James Quall for president

[arglbargl]

7th chords for praesident

[seaomf]

i'm stoned off my ass right now. i can't stop fucking laughing. i just can't. 

[DilbertHernandez]

@seaomf HAHAHAHA UR SO FUCKIN BAKED THATS SO FUNNY!!!!!

[portablesage]

This song is incredibly catchy.

[heyyyitskayyy]

Great job!

[rleary1]

@KyleTrendily who's Rob Paul??

[boinky333]

This is actually very haunting.

[FutureLaugh]

get with the times... you got to get on board and get on the Cain train. *Takes drag of cigarette.  Make sure the federal reserve buys my ticket lol

[Manbagdeluxe]

Could people please stop quoting stuff from T&E in as if they were memes? So annoying.

[multiplefetch]

@Manbagdeluxe Could people stop meme-policing? Who cares what's a meme or not? Unless this comment is a goof and a spoof, in which case it took a lot of courage.

[Manbagdeluxe]

@multiplefetch But it's just running the joke into the ground until it's not funny anymore. Not only that but most usages of things like "goof and a spoof" just aren't funny in any other context than the actual video they're from. It just annoys me when people force T&E stuff into their comments.

[viciousattackvideo]

@Manbagdeluxe Please don't use the word "meme." Very distastefully homosexual.

[pwillits80]

second verse; BREAKFAST PIZZA.... EVERYBODY. third verse; NO HOMO'S... IN OUR COUNTRY. fourth verse; NINE PERCENT TAXES... HERMUN CAIN.

[TheGoodGuy31]

dont bring polictics into it. this is OUR RTRAINS

[ToxBoxProductions]

I like iMovie, too! Harmaun Caine the man for me!

[qseanx]

google whoisgoddotorg

[Polyaminopropyl13]

ALL ABOAD!

[LaughWithLulu]

I like the part when he said "Ride the Cain Train"

[ChrisWestaway]

america is like a pizza

herman caine persident

[ryanshaunkelly]

the Hermanator Neocons are eatin' it up

[eightyeightthousand]

An honest and very intelligent presidential candidate with 30+ years of representation to prove it?

YES!

HIS NAME IS RON PAUL, THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM BECAUSE THE MEDIA DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE HIM.

[Shanebrucejohnston]

@eightyeightthousand yawn...

[ddegithink]

This must be the 9th song in the PussWhip BangGang collection!

[CaptainRon2341]

NUDE CAIN!

[macarion]

Hi, my name is James Cain. Herman Cain is my father. I showed this video to my dad and he thought it was a very funny goof and a spoof.

[Nottafannabamma]

@macarion Your mom rides the Cain Train

[ddegithink]

@macarion Great job.

[whitechristian1066]

@macarion YOUR CUNT DAD IS A RACIST REFERING TO WHITES AS CRACKERS! WELL HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER!

[ololwtf]

Do you have a MIDI version of this song so I can put it in my Cinco MiDI Organizer and share it with my family?

[Shanebrucejohnston]

@ololwtf wow, you have a cinco midi organizer. where can i get one for my family?!?

[BevHills16]

i showd this to al the of my friends at the camp i go to and they said it was a grt way to spread words and rly ged thew ord out ther about the um herman came and the vots

[haproductions01]

ALL ABOAD

[flamebait07]

Know what the REAL American pasttime is? Iced Cains.

[phillernst]

Sorry, Celica, my bad.

[dmcw127]

this has been in my head all day — i might actually vote for Cain now

[Stonepuppet2]

Go The Hermanator (but this song still sucks) this one is a little better youtube com/watch?v=MOFB-2yJzCY

[wblstudios]

I brought a hooker onto the Cain Train.

She gave me Cain Brain.

[hyperfangz]

Obtain the Cain reign!

[dcoolio]

I'm not voting for anyone till I see a hat wobble and/or a flarhgunnstow

[UberBlue2you]

And will he get the noguration

[UberBlue2you]

But the real question is what does your Dunndit think?

[UberBlue2you]

No actually correction, Tim Heidecker for president and Herman Cain for viss prisedent. In jokerman font.

[JanisFilm]

It's funny people here actually think Heidecker is for Herman Cain. haha

[DukeLovesYou]

Herman Cain for President

And Tim Heidecker, in a smaller font -- in jokerman font -- Tim Heidecker for Vice President.

[UberBlue2you]

@DukeLovesYou dammit i guess they've all been made

[Shamidey]

Trumps who? All aboard!

[doubleas2380]

Bullzeye

Nice

[Conine2525]

The funny thing is, that ad with Cain's chief of staff smoking, with cain slowly breaking into a grin, is more Tim and Eric like than this video. It reminds me of a reverse Jackie Chan board game bit.

[Wood97son]

Praise Hosanna, Praise Cain

[beefhat1]

Yes we Cain