lol @ story. This is a very late response, but 2 of my friends & I were doing Jager shots mixed with liquid helium one night & my friend got so drunk that we had to call his parents to get a ride because he was supposed to be the designated driver. About 15 mins after dropping me off the drunk bastard calls to find out if i ever got home safely. The next day he couldn't remember anything. Really though, sleeping with a watch on is really eventually going to mess with your heart rate
I wasn't the drunk one, but this lady I knew was REALLY drunk at my little brothers birthday party. [He was turning 2] She was holding him and bouncing and laughing, then she puked on him.
She also tickled me at the top of the stairs, causing me to fall and sprain my ankle. Within 24 hours.
(totally fucked up) then she told me the black eye was cuz when i was between passed and awake i did all kind of sick thing.. i started punching myself in the face, i screamed like a crazy person, i peed myself, i trew up like 6 times and started spiting all over the place! it was CRAZY... so yeah... that was the worst xperience i´ve ever had with alcohol, i said i´d never drink again but i drank again xD i´ve had another xperiences but NOTHING like this one u.u
i trew up in front of the cab they tried to get me in i trew uo IN the cab the got me in, right on my best friends lap :S ... i got home and my parents were not there (THANK GOD, they were in a trip that weekend or something) my best friend showered me and stuff and put me in bed and i slept till the next day...when i wope up i had a black eye and no underwear o.O. my friend told me when she was putting my clothe on after showering i said i didint want to use underwear cuz it trapped my spirit
that was obviously absolutely retarded, so after i drank the falf of the bottle and the six minutes passed by, i just got knocked out... i blacked out and don´t remember enything after that... my friend told me they had to help me from drowning with my oun barf cuz i trew up while being on the floor. they couldn´t stand me up cuz they were drunk and unstable so i spent a lot of time on the floor, then like at 6 in the morning i kinda wope up (i dont remember tho) and they tried to take me home
ok, i drank fast so i could get as drunk as them and catch them up u know (WORST IDEA EVER), i wanted to be at the same level of drunkness, but it turned out after you take a drink, it takes 6 minutes to go into your blood and affects you. i should have wait for those minutes t see how drunk i could get, but my math went wrong as fuck(obviously, cuz that was NOT on my mind at the moment, nobody thinks about that while drinking) so in a minute i drank the half of the bottle...
OK... I was at a friend´s house and we where all kinda bored just watching videos on youtube like retards (the annoying orange, i think) so my friend says: oh i´ve got some rum here, i forgot! so he comes back from the kitchen with five bottles of rum (and we were 5 people so.. it was pretty much a bottle for each of us) i didn´t really wanted to drink that much, but it got kinda funny when they started getting all dizzy and crazy so i drank really fast so...
I've stopped counting how many times I've used that phrase. It's funny how you fast forget. And by the way it's fun to be a little wated sometimes. There is two big negatives with alcohol 1. the hangover 2. You have to go to the bathroom all the time
I was at a party. I don't remember ANYTHING after like 2 hours. So i wake up in the morning in just a tanktop and undies and i freak out because it's the first time i've ever blacked out. But my friend tells me that we went outside and we were just hanging out, then i started screaming and crying that a guy was killing a women in the field across from us. I guess i was scarying everyone so everybody started searching in the fields. So yeah kind of freaky. BTW there was nobody killed. haah.
Comment 1: haha I guess that sometimes living in the US really sucks (in this case: when you're between 18 and 21 and not allowed to drink alcohol while your friends in Europe can)
Comment 2: Chris, you can definitly thank god for you having the need-to-undress-while-drunk just inside the walls of your own home
First time I got drunk was at my friends house on new year party and he gave me vodka shots, damn! I passed out under table after 30 min and woke up like being in heaven :D Now i hard but not very often and love loosing all controll and get OVER confident and do almost anyting :P
first time i got drunk back in high school i peed on my neighbors front door and he opened the door on me and i peed on his foot i then got cracked in the face and needed stiches :)
have you ever been drunk naked and woke up after nodding off for a few minutes and been confused?? once my exgirlfriend's mom came home while we were fucking at 6am and I was drunk of coarse (about 18 beers) she stuck me in the closet and I fell asleep for about 15 minutes and I woke up in the dark naked and confused and I thought I was in a train car on my way to a concentration camp in WWIII germany, seriously it was confusing
Obviously after you get drunk and pass out, ninjas come and strip you of your clothes and make dirty videos for future blackmail use (the tuxedo and socks just make you seem like you're awake)
On friday I had about 8 Cans of double strength white cider...I make that to be about 32 units. =|
Basically I only remember being scared of all the people in soho, playing games in the arcade of trocadero at 1am and buying cookies and giving them to japanese tourists.
But thats just like every friday. I have too many drinking stories, and I never get hangovers! btw im 16, not 21.
well first I loveee your shirt. & I would say, my drunk story is.. that I went and got wasted, and had to pee every five minutes. so my friends were taking me home and along the way we went through neighborhoods and I started singing Mister Roger's. Then I had to use a porta-potty, and told my friend not to leave me because a werewolf would get me. Then I howled at the moon :X (damn I need a cam to make a video, huh?)
HAHA! Dude, I have sooooo many drunk/drinking stories that.....I really don't like talking about them because they are very embarrassing. Ahem'....so anyways love the videos...they're pretty funny..heh!
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you will drink, because you're a douche bag, i'm not just using that word because it sounds cool, you define douche bag. you're in your 20s, your wearing a fo shizzle shirt, you and your friends probably think that you're the characters from american pie
hahah ill make it short ,100% prof tequila , hot guys ,police, friends , where barf was hmm every where >for ex bk,vons,subway,park , mail box ,hahah and my favorit on a hood of an old ladys car hahahaha never again
haha once my sister was trashed and she woke up in puke....yeah she puked like 3 times in her sleep and didnt even know it...and we share a room....soooo yeah it was bad..
17 years old...3 double shots of tequila, 2 screw drivers, an incredible hulk, 2 shots of vodka, and about 1/4 of a fifth of makers mart whiskey + getting baked in the closet = waking up on the roof next to another chick friend, covered in HER piss, 1 hell of a hang over... and walking into the bathroom finding vomit from 9 people in the sink, toilet, tub, and.. everywhere else... not to mention no idea what happened the night before... fun fun
omg yes -.- I didnt drink for a WHILE after that. and im still iffy about tequila now lol. What i can remember was fun but everything else... well i dunno know lol
I hve a long list of drinks I can no longer consume. Crazy nights I get what I call "MYSTERY BRUISES". I usally find them the days to follow & don't know where they came from. My fav was the one on the bridge of my nose.Now days I don't get out much so I find that I have b ecome a light weight & also do not bounce back like I did when I was 21. It takes like two days, asprin, water and tums to get me going again. Live and learn
got really drunk one night freshman year of college. i decided that it would be cool to have about 30 shots in about an hours time and then had some beer. I then decided that it would be smart to help clean up the cans in the yard. i couldnt even bend over to pick them up without falling. so then my friend took me home well to his dorm b/c i wasnt making it back across campus alone. i woke up in the middle of the night and puked on his floor then passed out. i felt terrible.
I shat my pants after 4 cans of cider. I was 14. Then I ate oven chips, raw out of the bag. I drank rum, gin, vodka, brandy, all togethewr not even as a cocktail just mixed together. The I ejaculated for no reason nd it nearly went in my mouth.
nothing too crazy has happened to me personally while being drunk. the only thing i can think of is that i apparently changed into shorts and a t-shirt sometime during the night at my friend's apartment and i didn't remember doing it. i asked who changed me and the guys who were there told me they did it when they actually didn't. pretty harmless.
but my best friend went to jail in a bikini and a grass skirt once. that was pretty funny.
A fifth of the Cap'n in one hour? I'm relieved you're ALIVE! I have no drinking stories worth videoing. Just have to content myself with other people's. I'm boring.
Hmm, well I don't have any funny drunk stories where I was drunk, but I can tell you that I know how you ended up in a tuxedo and where your clothes went. I'll never forget that night you gorgeous brown-eyed man you. :-)
I once was drunk and I was able to get a bunch of people to give me massages. Eventually I passed out on my friends couch, and woke up with no one else around me except two people.
Omg last sat me n my friend got reli pissed (on de linden village =]) i puked, met sum random 31 yr old fella (who told me he was 23 coz im nly 15 eww) den i lost my friend stumbled off, passed out in a bush n was convinced i cud hear a frog (dat waz gettin closer every few mins...fkin scary) till oe of my friends found me n braught me home =]
FOSHIZZLE!!! That was a pretty good one. Thank you for sharing. But, I think we all would like a little more supricky06. Also, smivadee and you would probably make a good effort together if you ever get together. As to your fashion statements....rock on!
I hard about 15 shots of tequila and quite a few beers with my friends then went to a house party last halloween. I had on a leopard print headband so all night I said "I'm a tiger, rawr" lol. then when I felt sick, went into the kitchn, puked in a red cup, sat it down grabbed a cold beer and hit the dance floor again. haha. good times...
2 pints of 5 o'clock i believe.. when i was 14.. i woke up the next morning with my tank top on backwards, a zipup hoodie that wasn't mine, and inside out.. idk how it was zipped up.. and my pants on inside out.. o_O. blech
I drank a whole bottle of Lambs navy rum at my mates BD party played some SF2 arcade died on bomberman instantly then cycled 5 miles home in the dark with no lights and still got up for work the next day feck knows how he lives in the middle of nowhere so it's not like their are any street light's many more story's but that's what you get for being a barman for years.
That is not good idea for always get drunk, because sometimes you can't control yourself after when you are drunk. Maybe you have sex with stranger and you don't know about it, then you will get AIDS from that stranger and you will regret about why would you get drunk all the time and do some bad things. So, no more drink better for you.
I have a very close friend who about died this year from alcohol, took up drinking in the Navy & developed cirrosis (sp) of the liver, lost circulation, almost went blind, spent 3 months this year in VA hospital & then 2 in rehab. facility, miracle he was able to regain the ability to walk w/aide. It takes something bad for most to wake up too late. Alcoholism is denial & excuses, the drink more important than ppl's feelings, no use preaching, arguing, or getting angry, it's a disease.
I think some people think I am preachy. When you regret about why don't you listend to someone's words? and why don't stop get drunk at that time, everything will be too late, because you hurt your family by yourself already and they love you very much.
Woke up in a whorehouse in Tijuana in 1970 with no pants, shoes, or billfold. Had to mooch money on the street and took a bus back to the base. I don't think I even got laid! But I remember quarts of Budwieser were only a quarter, shots of tequila were 10 cents. I felt bad for about 3 days. Yes, I still drink. But I stay away from whorehouses.
realmasterchief: The last thing I remember was dancing with a hot looking hooker in a bar in downtown Tijuana. And a master chief was the guy I had to persuade to let me back on the base with no ID and no pants! The bus ride was humbling to say the least. Since I was 17 he looked like he was a 100 years old and it was all he could do to keep from laughing at me! No punishment because he said I'd suffered enough. Very cool of him. I even made it to muster.
huh...that's interesting. But I guess that is fair enough...and that would suck. Have to take a bus ride home with no pants...did you have underwear on? I'd hope you did...but why'd the bus driver let you on?
LMFAO! I really don't think I could top that with my BEST drunk story...though I do have a few! Well, there is the time I came home TOTALLY shitfaced and demanded of my quite sober husband that he umm perform a certain sexual act that just MIGHT be illegal in most states...*clears throat, cough*...I shall leave it at that!
now I'm always extra aware when I get the hick-ups, affraid it will happen again!!! (trying to stop the hick-ups by holding your breath when drunk causes lack of oxygen to the brain I guess!!OOOOOPPPSSSSSSS!!!!)
don't care about the people that unsubscribe because they are not allowed to drink yet which makes them think that drinking is bad and that they shouldn't talk about it yet
well the drinking age in the Netherlands is 16 and thank God!!! this kind of reaction doesn't happen there ppfff Americans think they're sooooo good!!! 0:-) bleeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
lol @ story. This is a very late response, but 2 of my friends & I were doing Jager shots mixed with liquid helium one night & my friend got so drunk that we had to call his parents to get a ride because he was supposed to be the designated driver. About 15 mins after dropping me off the drunk bastard calls to find out if i ever got home safely. The next day he couldn't remember anything. Really though, sleeping with a watch on is really eventually going to mess with your heart rate
BRIGGANESE 1 month ago
i live in netherlands and you can buy alcohol here when u are 16 :P
dragonhero5555 7 months ago
This video literally made me laugh out loud.
My funny drunk story...
I wasn't the drunk one, but this lady I knew was REALLY drunk at my little brothers birthday party. [He was turning 2] She was holding him and bouncing and laughing, then she puked on him.
She also tickled me at the top of the stairs, causing me to fall and sprain my ankle. Within 24 hours.
:P
FakeDeadBunnyHeads 1 year ago
and in meexiiccooo 18 :) :) :)
FRKMNSTR 1 year ago
21.....18 in the UK wooooooo
RacketOfficial 1 year ago
in canada you can drink when your 18
koolio1298 1 year ago
hahahaha i remember telling myself this many many times
BlackJack973 1 year ago
Yeah It's been like 3 months since I got super super drunk. I had a hangover one of the worst that's how I quit alcohol.
LilWayneTheBestMC 1 year ago
Hm... drink in moderation? You don't HAVE to drink the entire bottle to be cool.
PathologicalSmoker 1 year ago
Dont just say it, Do it.
sosag3 1 year ago
(totally fucked up) then she told me the black eye was cuz when i was between passed and awake i did all kind of sick thing.. i started punching myself in the face, i screamed like a crazy person, i peed myself, i trew up like 6 times and started spiting all over the place! it was CRAZY... so yeah... that was the worst xperience i´ve ever had with alcohol, i said i´d never drink again but i drank again xD i´ve had another xperiences but NOTHING like this one u.u
MyFreedom17 1 year ago
i trew up in front of the cab they tried to get me in i trew uo IN the cab the got me in, right on my best friends lap :S ... i got home and my parents were not there (THANK GOD, they were in a trip that weekend or something) my best friend showered me and stuff and put me in bed and i slept till the next day...when i wope up i had a black eye and no underwear o.O. my friend told me when she was putting my clothe on after showering i said i didint want to use underwear cuz it trapped my spirit
MyFreedom17 1 year ago
that was obviously absolutely retarded, so after i drank the falf of the bottle and the six minutes passed by, i just got knocked out... i blacked out and don´t remember enything after that... my friend told me they had to help me from drowning with my oun barf cuz i trew up while being on the floor. they couldn´t stand me up cuz they were drunk and unstable so i spent a lot of time on the floor, then like at 6 in the morning i kinda wope up (i dont remember tho) and they tried to take me home
MyFreedom17 1 year ago
ok, i drank fast so i could get as drunk as them and catch them up u know (WORST IDEA EVER), i wanted to be at the same level of drunkness, but it turned out after you take a drink, it takes 6 minutes to go into your blood and affects you. i should have wait for those minutes t see how drunk i could get, but my math went wrong as fuck(obviously, cuz that was NOT on my mind at the moment, nobody thinks about that while drinking) so in a minute i drank the half of the bottle...
MyFreedom17 1 year ago
OK... I was at a friend´s house and we where all kinda bored just watching videos on youtube like retards (the annoying orange, i think) so my friend says: oh i´ve got some rum here, i forgot! so he comes back from the kitchen with five bottles of rum (and we were 5 people so.. it was pretty much a bottle for each of us) i didn´t really wanted to drink that much, but it got kinda funny when they started getting all dizzy and crazy so i drank really fast so...
MyFreedom17 1 year ago
I've stopped counting how many times I've used that phrase. It's funny how you fast forget. And by the way it's fun to be a little wated sometimes. There is two big negatives with alcohol 1. the hangover 2. You have to go to the bathroom all the time
bohemflickan 1 year ago
@bohemflickan Totally
MyFreedom17 1 year ago
I was at a party. I don't remember ANYTHING after like 2 hours. So i wake up in the morning in just a tanktop and undies and i freak out because it's the first time i've ever blacked out. But my friend tells me that we went outside and we were just hanging out, then i started screaming and crying that a guy was killing a women in the field across from us. I guess i was scarying everyone so everybody started searching in the fields. So yeah kind of freaky. BTW there was nobody killed. haah.
xxkate152xx 2 years ago 4
haha i was just thinking that i'll never drink again ....
reventonmax8 2 years ago
Thats exactly what I said this morning XD
xxingske 2 years ago
Comment 1: haha I guess that sometimes living in the US really sucks (in this case: when you're between 18 and 21 and not allowed to drink alcohol while your friends in Europe can)
Comment 2: Chris, you can definitly thank god for you having the need-to-undress-while-drunk just inside the walls of your own home
Yezaria13 2 years ago
ROFL!!!! "I was wearing nothing but a tuxedo jacket and a pair of socks"
zacmac2 2 years ago
when i get drunk i fuck my grandma and hit on my dad just another day around the way
blackbull96 2 years ago
lmao! thats hilarious lol
weflyyofcourse 2 years ago
haha its 18 in the uk
bodhardcore 2 years ago
@bodhardcore 16 in denmark
chribsen123 1 year ago
First time I got drunk was at my friends house on new year party and he gave me vodka shots, damn! I passed out under table after 30 min and woke up like being in heaven :D Now i hard but not very often and love loosing all controll and get OVER confident and do almost anyting :P
Joanthagangsta 2 years ago
lol at my mom's wedding my uncle he was drunk we had a bowl of cheese he thought that it had a lid and he stuck his hand in the cheese
axelmeine 2 years ago
Take me drunk I'm home.
SprinklesOfKaos 2 years ago
Lol i luv u
MusicJunkie630 2 years ago 2
hahahaahhhaahahahaa....... lol...... I can imagine you drunk.....lol...... completely crazy heheheh lol
JulianoChannel 2 years ago 2
first time i got drunk back in high school i peed on my neighbors front door and he opened the door on me and i peed on his foot i then got cracked in the face and needed stiches :)
SMOKINAC3S3 2 years ago 3
18 in CANADA YAAAAEEEEEEEe XD
lol
MusicMan4U08 2 years ago
depends where you are in canada bro
samsung123ify 2 years ago
you make me happy :]
lynnieloo8 2 years ago 3
have you ever been drunk naked and woke up after nodding off for a few minutes and been confused?? once my exgirlfriend's mom came home while we were fucking at 6am and I was drunk of coarse (about 18 beers) she stuck me in the closet and I fell asleep for about 15 minutes and I woke up in the dark naked and confused and I thought I was in a train car on my way to a concentration camp in WWIII germany, seriously it was confusing
typevx 2 years ago 2
Obviously after you get drunk and pass out, ninjas come and strip you of your clothes and make dirty videos for future blackmail use (the tuxedo and socks just make you seem like you're awake)
ZenityChenity 2 years ago 11
Oh my god... that just happen to me..I promess I will never drink again!...lol
heavenblood03 3 years ago
On friday I had about 8 Cans of double strength white cider...I make that to be about 32 units. =|
Basically I only remember being scared of all the people in soho, playing games in the arcade of trocadero at 1am and buying cookies and giving them to japanese tourists.
But thats just like every friday. I have too many drinking stories, and I never get hangovers! btw im 16, not 21.
karzan92 3 years ago
wow dude ur awesome (sarcasm intended...)
thats the 1st time iv heard a drunk story wer the guy added up the amount of units...
"i have too many drinking stories" u need a hobby man...or a gf
breakglasshere 3 years ago
I have both.
I am awesome, thanks for agreeing.
I didn't add up the units at the time, I was working it out as I wrote the comment.
You don't really seem to have a life, you just comment on others.
karzan92 3 years ago
wow, none of you have lifes. karzan you came back to check on your message? wtf.
JusticeSmells 3 years ago
youtube notifies you when somebody comments on your comments so that you can continue the conversation...
typevx 2 years ago
lol ppl whatever we all have funny drunks stories XD
just enjoy life and this great video XD
and take care of yourself ppl = )
MusicMan4U08 2 years ago
i woke up naked underneath my bed with throw up all over the walls and had no memory of anything up to a certain point.
I drank a full bottle of vodka, bad idea..lol
CMK144 3 years ago
Hahah rockstar ;D Maybe because you are a rockstar ;:)
justmyself92 3 years ago
you are suck a fucking hot dude! holy shit. :)
flydood22 3 years ago
Haha i like yer shirt :D
Heh i want it!
knock knock knock im in the front xD
Ahahaha xD tuxedo jacket and socks ahahaha
i love you!
Fillapino007 3 years ago
omg.. love the t shirt
Jasonat6034 3 years ago
LOL i want that shirt
awsomeperson999 3 years ago
well first I loveee your shirt. & I would say, my drunk story is.. that I went and got wasted, and had to pee every five minutes. so my friends were taking me home and along the way we went through neighborhoods and I started singing Mister Roger's. Then I had to use a porta-potty, and told my friend not to leave me because a werewolf would get me. Then I howled at the moon :X (damn I need a cam to make a video, huh?)
Danie927 3 years ago
Wow you only have to be 18 to drink and get into clubs over here in New Zealand.
Ellemay3 3 years ago
ha the U.S. Isn't perfect! If we can go to clubs, gamble, and vote for the next leader of our country...I think we can manage a beer...
lol I mean idk I could be wrong
LisaMariep90 3 years ago
21 to gamble and to get into most clubs as well
LouiePrincipe 3 years ago
OMG! i love ur shirtz..!! god?! where do u get them!?!?!? haha ..[dont drink D:]
starz015 3 years ago
HAHA! Dude, I have sooooo many drunk/drinking stories that.....I really don't like talking about them because they are very embarrassing. Ahem'....so anyways love the videos...they're pretty funny..heh!
IamNoonie 3 years ago
bahahaha this video is halraious
EEPasaurus 4 years ago
that is the most pimped out t-shirt in the fucking world......i want it sooooooo bad!!
RoxyRecords 4 years ago
LOL
Oh those word..
I remember my ex-roommate uttering that universal phrase in the pauses between the vomiting in front of the toilet.
Good times. I usually replied with a granny smile and nod and a "sure."
Raphaelus13 4 years ago
haha "will that lessen my delivery time?"
thats halarious!
blonddeshortii44 4 years ago
F IS FOSHIZZLE
HAHA!
xXxnikkijxXx 4 years ago
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you will drink, because you're a douche bag, i'm not just using that word because it sounds cool, you define douche bag. you're in your 20s, your wearing a fo shizzle shirt, you and your friends probably think that you're the characters from american pie
spillthemilk 4 years ago
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im not going to be mean and say ur a (D.B.) too,......ur just a plain and simple asshole. k? bye!
stephiereal 3 years ago
those are 5 words i've never said.
erahoneybee 4 years ago
this made me laugh so hard!!
rockstar rockstar
omygs17 4 years ago 4
you kind of look like johnny knoxville only hotter :]
GeminiGirI 4 years ago 12
hahah ill make it short ,100% prof tequila , hot guys ,police, friends , where barf was hmm every where >for ex bk,vons,subway,park , mail box ,hahah and my favorit on a hood of an old ladys car hahahaha never again
krystalpistoll 4 years ago
F is for foshizzle!
Cool T-shirt!
and cool video.
=]
JennieTot 4 years ago 3
Mmm Captain Morgan Tattoo is freaking delicious
thetigro 4 years ago 2
haha once my sister was trashed and she woke up in puke....yeah she puked like 3 times in her sleep and didnt even know it...and we share a room....soooo yeah it was bad..
AnimalFreak89 4 years ago
lol
lollypop0129 4 years ago
LMAO! I actually laughed out loud! xD
Azaelian 4 years ago 2
if i drank a whole 5th i would have probably died.
neverwantedtodothis 4 years ago
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probably the worst story i ever heard
RaiseQuestions 4 years ago
give tha man a cup of black coffee
chrissssy 4 years ago
...And this is why I rarely ever drink. Though 'I'm in the parking lot!! Doesn't that lessen my delivery time?!' Is classic. ROFL
groovyretrochick 4 years ago 4
dude ur drunk in this vid!!
genendel 4 years ago
you cant respond... lol!
Jessetime07 4 years ago
YOUR MUM
channelin 4 years ago
17 years old...3 double shots of tequila, 2 screw drivers, an incredible hulk, 2 shots of vodka, and about 1/4 of a fifth of makers mart whiskey + getting baked in the closet = waking up on the roof next to another chick friend, covered in HER piss, 1 hell of a hang over... and walking into the bathroom finding vomit from 9 people in the sink, toilet, tub, and.. everywhere else... not to mention no idea what happened the night before... fun fun
injectedxoxo 4 years ago 4
lol really!?
lollypop0129 4 years ago
omg yes -.- I didnt drink for a WHILE after that. and im still iffy about tequila now lol. What i can remember was fun but everything else... well i dunno know lol
injectedxoxo 4 years ago
i neva wanna drink
vannessa0129 4 years ago 2
I hve a long list of drinks I can no longer consume. Crazy nights I get what I call "MYSTERY BRUISES". I usally find them the days to follow & don't know where they came from. My fav was the one on the bridge of my nose.Now days I don't get out much so I find that I have b ecome a light weight & also do not bounce back like I did when I was 21. It takes like two days, asprin, water and tums to get me going again. Live and learn
cali2sweet 4 years ago
i don't have one becuz i don't drink =]
Majo0od 4 years ago
Dude I need your shirt! xD
VietGirlAmber 4 years ago
Hmmm, a pubbery....I think we have some of those around here - cheers to drinking like there's no more drinking left in time!
LMAO - awesome stuff.
TheOfficeGurl 4 years ago
A tuxedo coat & socks? Wait while I visualize that image! LOL. Funny stuff man, you got me again!
mrobertb 4 years ago
Yep. That's what I learned in college, too.
Sandguy99 4 years ago
my boyfriend likes to make friends with bushes and trees and stairs....and i laugh....alot
bets4joy 4 years ago
i'm boring. i just drink untill i pass out. 5 stars.
tonyfamous 4 years ago
are you drunk making this video?
wangegala 4 years ago
LOVE THE SHIRT--LOL
ASECONDCHANCEAROUND 4 years ago
what's that Captain drink?? Can anyone tell me??
NadiaFranke 4 years ago
got really drunk one night freshman year of college. i decided that it would be cool to have about 30 shots in about an hours time and then had some beer. I then decided that it would be smart to help clean up the cans in the yard. i couldnt even bend over to pick them up without falling. so then my friend took me home well to his dorm b/c i wasnt making it back across campus alone. i woke up in the middle of the night and puked on his floor then passed out. i felt terrible.
msou110 4 years ago
I shat my pants after 4 cans of cider. I was 14. Then I ate oven chips, raw out of the bag. I drank rum, gin, vodka, brandy, all togethewr not even as a cocktail just mixed together. The I ejaculated for no reason nd it nearly went in my mouth.
Michaelfender 4 years ago
OMG lolll thats funny
dblondi03 4 years ago
nothing too crazy has happened to me personally while being drunk. the only thing i can think of is that i apparently changed into shorts and a t-shirt sometime during the night at my friend's apartment and i didn't remember doing it. i asked who changed me and the guys who were there told me they did it when they actually didn't. pretty harmless.
but my best friend went to jail in a bikini and a grass skirt once. that was pretty funny.
kate104 4 years ago
Looking good Ricky :)
olgakay 4 years ago
A fifth of the Cap'n in one hour? I'm relieved you're ALIVE! I have no drinking stories worth videoing. Just have to content myself with other people's. I'm boring.
MentalHygienist 4 years ago
Your t-shirt makes me hot <3
MissStyk 4 years ago
A tux jacket and a pair of socks you say, eh? lol .. now theres an interesting thought to wake up to ;)
cindyeleven 4 years ago
Hmm, well I don't have any funny drunk stories where I was drunk, but I can tell you that I know how you ended up in a tuxedo and where your clothes went. I'll never forget that night you gorgeous brown-eyed man you. :-)
Kevin.
ds99 4 years ago 2
Canada= 18!!
killershay 4 years ago
wat province u live in all the ns signs say 19 around here
bowers45 4 years ago
Alberta
killershay 4 years ago
quebec=18
ontario=19
for the rest i think ist 19 but not...
miloubougon911 4 years ago
no dumbass Alberta also has a legal age of 18
killershay 4 years ago
holland i think is 16 though
dblondi03 4 years ago
CAPTAIN MORGAN!!
I once was drunk and I was able to get a bunch of people to give me massages. Eventually I passed out on my friends couch, and woke up with no one else around me except two people.
purplepunkage 4 years ago
Omg last sat me n my friend got reli pissed (on de linden village =]) i puked, met sum random 31 yr old fella (who told me he was 23 coz im nly 15 eww) den i lost my friend stumbled off, passed out in a bush n was convinced i cud hear a frog (dat waz gettin closer every few mins...fkin scary) till oe of my friends found me n braught me home =]
ah god..dem were de dayz =] lol
xXxItsxXxEmziexXx 4 years ago
sux
amirah21 4 years ago
FOSHIZZLE!!! That was a pretty good one. Thank you for sharing. But, I think we all would like a little more supricky06. Also, smivadee and you would probably make a good effort together if you ever get together. As to your fashion statements....rock on!
vivaarnoldo 4 years ago
here is one star for u to!!!
SiSON692 4 years ago
you already gave it to me you dumbass...now lets look at your rating then look at mine...rethink it next time
supricky06 4 years ago
u have more people than me fuck face! i just thought ur video was annoying, if u look i am subscribed to u!
SiSON692 4 years ago
dont be shallow, going over to my video and just giving it one star just because i gave u one star!!!
SiSON692 4 years ago
@supricky06 woah Chris what is this about?
MyFreedom17 1 year ago
I hard about 15 shots of tequila and quite a few beers with my friends then went to a house party last halloween. I had on a leopard print headband so all night I said "I'm a tiger, rawr" lol. then when I felt sick, went into the kitchn, puked in a red cup, sat it down grabbed a cold beer and hit the dance floor again. haha. good times...
Caitybaby821 4 years ago
hhahahaha.. i have non. but i love yours
gh777gh 4 years ago
2 pints of 5 o'clock i believe.. when i was 14.. i woke up the next morning with my tank top on backwards, a zipup hoodie that wasn't mine, and inside out.. idk how it was zipped up.. and my pants on inside out.. o_O. blech
CUT3ISWHATW3AIM4 4 years ago
I Live In Canada So I Believe The Age Is 19? Am I Wrong? Anyway I Saw The Title And I Was Like "Yeah Right Hes Never Drinking Again" :P.
P.S. Nice T-shirt ^^
SanitaryInfection 4 years ago
How big is a Captain Morgan?
realmasterchief 4 years ago
Chris, it sounded like you Party Like a Rockstar. lol
Maybe it would be good to tone it down on the drinking. It's unhealthy to consume to much I think...lolz
LindaSue00 4 years ago
I drank a whole bottle of Lambs navy rum at my mates BD party played some SF2 arcade died on bomberman instantly then cycled 5 miles home in the dark with no lights and still got up for work the next day feck knows how he lives in the middle of nowhere so it's not like their are any street light's many more story's but that's what you get for being a barman for years.
ddrmegamixer 4 years ago
Hehe i'm allowed to drink and I'm only 16 years old :P Austria pwns! ^^
Krowti 4 years ago
I agree with someone elses statement my drunk stories I shall take to the grave. But yours was funny!!
tismecece 4 years ago
Lolz, you´re so crazy, me love you long time!!! X3
ShadowAngel4Ever 4 years ago
nice "21" disclaimer there, chris. ;)
leftxunbroken 4 years ago
ohhhh no, my drunken stories stay with me lol..
afarm 4 years ago
Oh the stories I could tell...
amandabrow 4 years ago
That is not good idea for always get drunk, because sometimes you can't control yourself after when you are drunk. Maybe you have sex with stranger and you don't know about it, then you will get AIDS from that stranger and you will regret about why would you get drunk all the time and do some bad things. So, no more drink better for you.
yingsyuan 4 years ago
I have a very close friend who about died this year from alcohol, took up drinking in the Navy & developed cirrosis (sp) of the liver, lost circulation, almost went blind, spent 3 months this year in VA hospital & then 2 in rehab. facility, miracle he was able to regain the ability to walk w/aide. It takes something bad for most to wake up too late. Alcoholism is denial & excuses, the drink more important than ppl's feelings, no use preaching, arguing, or getting angry, it's a disease.
indycat47 4 years ago
preachy.
englishpuzzle 4 years ago
cheesy.
indycat47 4 years ago
I think some people think I am preachy. When you regret about why don't you listend to someone's words? and why don't stop get drunk at that time, everything will be too late, because you hurt your family by yourself already and they love you very much.
yingsyuan 4 years ago
i want your t-shirt!!
cocoshebang 4 years ago
Wow lmao...
JeremyNauss 4 years ago
roflmao
that was hilariuos
you are so awesome
dont drink unless you're over 21 LOL
j/k j/k
awesome vid dude
Inusgrl411 4 years ago
I heard when your drunk you can die...dont get drunk!
WhiteBeanBag2007 4 years ago
when you get in a car you can die dont drive....when you fly in a plane you can die....when you walk your dog you can die...get my point?
supricky06 4 years ago
Nice T-shirt!
adawg25 4 years ago
Woke up in a whorehouse in Tijuana in 1970 with no pants, shoes, or billfold. Had to mooch money on the street and took a bus back to the base. I don't think I even got laid! But I remember quarts of Budwieser were only a quarter, shots of tequila were 10 cents. I felt bad for about 3 days. Yes, I still drink. But I stay away from whorehouses.
EnoughWithReligion 4 years ago
...that's interesting. How'd you end up in that....place? Did you see anything bad?
realmasterchief 4 years ago
realmasterchief: The last thing I remember was dancing with a hot looking hooker in a bar in downtown Tijuana. And a master chief was the guy I had to persuade to let me back on the base with no ID and no pants! The bus ride was humbling to say the least. Since I was 17 he looked like he was a 100 years old and it was all he could do to keep from laughing at me! No punishment because he said I'd suffered enough. Very cool of him. I even made it to muster.
EnoughWithReligion 4 years ago
huh...that's interesting. But I guess that is fair enough...and that would suck. Have to take a bus ride home with no pants...did you have underwear on? I'd hope you did...but why'd the bus driver let you on?
realmasterchief 4 years ago
I was in my extra huge white Navy boxers. When you're as small as I was then you could make a tent out of the skivvies.
EnoughWithReligion 4 years ago
lol.
realmasterchief 4 years ago
It's Sylar! Next vid rip someone skull open,
ThankYouJerryGarcia 4 years ago
dude....i support ya. I have never drank but very noble of ya sir
RufioJJ 4 years ago
man, i hope you didn't get to the house parties by driving!
OHdulcenea 4 years ago
haha i could imagine doing that at a pizza place when drunk, thats GREAT!
urlukyimnoturkid 4 years ago
Haha that was hilarious. I love the way you tell stories, it's really entertaining.
Anyways, I've never been drunk, so I have no stories to tell. But I enjoyed yours!
thevitaminjunkie 4 years ago
Ummmm I drank myself silly last night lol
HeartStar2 4 years ago
PARTY LIKE A "ROCK STAR" jk
BoaKumifan25 4 years ago
Socks, I just like socks.
I laughed the whole time I was watching this lol.
Good job Chris :D
Keep those hilarious videos coming!
HEARTBEATS12 4 years ago
LMFAO! I really don't think I could top that with my BEST drunk story...though I do have a few! Well, there is the time I came home TOTALLY shitfaced and demanded of my quite sober husband that he umm perform a certain sexual act that just MIGHT be illegal in most states...*clears throat, cough*...I shall leave it at that!
HeLuvsMeMore 4 years ago
foshiZZle
patton54 4 years ago
I was under the impression that you were drunk during the filming of this video! cool!!
FRANKYCG 4 years ago
No funny drunk stories..
All my drunk stories end in tragedy
:D
GoGlowy 4 years ago
Haha "I will never drink again."
I heard that this morning.
And of course, at breakfast came the stories.
This is so true.
boarderbabe09 4 years ago
nice shirt ^_^
eveofu 4 years ago
haha my mumdrinks captain morgan
xxerubadhrielxx 4 years ago
A tuxedo... hmmmm... wonder what happened there... hmmm.......... alcohol moves in mysterious ways...
Faerie75 4 years ago
"I will never drink again!"
Isn't that what they all say?
And then they die?
=P
thexinfactor 4 years ago
COSMOZ!!!!!!!yum.
SClucy 4 years ago
I just want to massage Chris's sore muscles.
sirald66 4 years ago
The first time I got drunk is when I drank an entire bottle of Lemon Gin...and then the floor came up and hit me in the face.
ElmosLively 4 years ago
"I will never drink again" yeah right!
bobclubcomics 4 years ago
oh I have a big drunk story with apfelkorn btw
mannn I was soooooooooo drunk that night
don't remember a thing in between getting the hick-ups and them asking me if I was OK
(which to me sounded like a dumb question -> I was fine!!!)
but apparently in between I passed out in a pile of glass and they had been trying to wake me for a while and when I woke up they asked me if I was OK
yeah duhh I'm fine!! I'm just having the hick-ups!!!
ppfff hahaha
irenedirks 4 years ago
now I'm always extra aware when I get the hick-ups, affraid it will happen again!!! (trying to stop the hick-ups by holding your breath when drunk causes lack of oxygen to the brain I guess!!OOOOOPPPSSSSSSS!!!!)
irenedirks 4 years ago
love your shirt!!
don't care about the people that unsubscribe because they are not allowed to drink yet which makes them think that drinking is bad and that they shouldn't talk about it yet
well the drinking age in the Netherlands is 16 and thank God!!! this kind of reaction doesn't happen there ppfff Americans think they're sooooo good!!! 0:-) bleeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
irenedirks 4 years ago
man i can't wait until im 21!
ah captain morgans...ive HEARD its good.
but my drink of choice "would be" a long island ice tea:)
BgirL5 4 years ago
eehhh you can't imagine liking a drink you'd have to drink it first
it's just like seeing an add for perfume and then want to wear it
unless you've smelled it you don't know if you'd like it
irenedirks 4 years ago
hahah oooooh you.:P
im kidding:P
im in college...ima drinker haha
im just making fun of chris cause he's using the whole DONT DRINK TILL YOURE 21 thing:P
BgirL5 4 years ago
i dont have a story but i went out with the guys last night for my buddys bachelor party and my head is pounding like a drum!!
ricks73eb 4 years ago
wow xD I have one but I'm not 21 yet so I wont post it lets just say a lamp too much Smirnoff ice and a wall were involved
maxcine99 4 years ago
you have the best shirts..lol
oddnessLT 4 years ago
I got Captain Nes's Gold Rum. I suppose they're all captains in one way or the other.
TequilaFlavor 4 years ago
Haha, I love it. xD
SatoNiji 4 years ago