WTF Is... - Cargo : The Quest for Gravity?

[kebubas]

I want some of whatever the game developer inhaled...

[Bloodseal325]

So weird. It almost makes it tempting to get it just for that simple aspect... o__o

[3lectricRis1ng]

I created this game, and I don't know what the hell we were thinking

[Ronburger100]

What a weird game eh.

[KITT171]

Nightmare fuel, the game!!!

[Tombo763]

Deus ex machina? Thats a tf2 sniper rifle.

[WarGrey117]

@Tombo763 apparrently its also a boss in an iphone app called Eustrath

[Baten1212]

Please tell me I'm not the only person that was getting a huge "Crash Bandicoot" feeling while watching this video? XD

[Coedy]

£10 yes, £15 no =( Unless the story really develops... which from the comments doesnt seem so....seems its all about the sandbox play..

[inspectertaz]

kicking naked babies, crappy talking mechanical masks, shit falling from the sky?

what else can you wish for? :D

[azanic2]

in this game this game is intrest........... MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK

[TheVGamer]

Wtf did I just watch... Still laughed my ass off :D

[amyhunter83]

That game is total batshit XD insane brain bleeding balls and all that XD

[Jagethemage]

best.. vid.. ever.. ?

ACHIEVEMENT GET

[artfuller351]

Funny thing is: Russian voiceover sounds even more terrible than English.

[ImperialGoldfish]

Welcome to Cargo, the game where buy joints from the gods with the fun you get from kicking musical naked babies to make a boat to go and rescue cargo from a shipwreck in a world with no gravity.

Right...

[ImperialGoldfish]

Probably the apt use of "WTF" EVER.

[narrat0r12]

Pathologic is the creepiest game ever, WTF is this?!

[crazy2720]

let your imagination run wild with joints-

[MightyMongoosecola]

duke nukem reference already YES

[TheWizenhymer]

This game is awesome.

[lotsodakka]

this games graphic style reminds me of jak 3. oh i miss that game :(

[stacker55]

... aaand my boat fell over

[Jajko58]

One of the tags says: I have no idea what this is :D

[GothSeiDank]

On steamsale today for 6 bucks

[Rawex]

Ey Collector, you missed a note ^^

You jumped over it at 06:38 - 06:40

[freaksh86]

8:43 OH SNAP

[Matthmatt1213]

3:33 It's the munchkins! Welcome now to munchkin land! We represent the naked baby guild, the naked baby guild, lalalalala.

[HipHopLived]

anyone else noticed the color pattern on the whole "cynical brit" title looked like the french flag?

[KANGSTER126]

"nobody accepted the programming, entire crops were lost"

OMG TOTALBISCUIT LIKE THE MATRIX TOO!!

[knatten555]

the babies look like you TB <3

[AdmLeviathan]

7:23

"But I'm all out of Gum"

I see what you did there TB, I see what you did there.

[SummerCroatia]

"STOP SAYING THAT!!" hahaha 11:41

[Arceushero]

I think we can call total biscuit a crow... he always goes for shiiny objects no matter how dangerous of a place they are in XD

[WlatPziupp]

@Arceushero That statement indicates you are unfamiliar with video games

[Arceushero]

@WlatPziupp I've played video games all my life, but i've never been a big collection guy. I don't always try to 100% games and get all achievements, i just play it to have fun, and hunting down endless shiny objects doesn't appeal to me.

[WlatPziupp]

@Arceushero Shiny things are awesome things. That's just video game law.

Are you above the law sir?

[WlatPziupp]

@Arceushero Shiny things are awesome things. That's just video game law.

Are you above the law sir?

[Arceushero]

@WlatPziupp Depends on which games i'm playing. XD

[pyhimys83]

btw.

rubberfruit called, he wants his drugs back.

[pyhimys83]

...  Zalgo!

[videocritic2463]

The dude who made this probly does every drug that exist and shouldnt exist on this earth.

[TheSandra45]

The hell did i just watch....oh well....gj again Halibut :)

[masticina]

*Dances on the music* ... what did these guys smoke again?

[aminochoas]

Lmfao!!!! my brain was bleeding out of my ears too but actually from laughing, too funny it's almost illegal. XD

[ogma001]

I AM NO LIAR, YOU FILTHY SHIPWRIGHT!

[RedBlueSucks]

This game makes me feel sane because I'm not as high as Ice-Pick games.

[Potatogalaxy]

Your sanity is dangerously low, try to stay in light and make progress.

[Lawsondgage]

This is just like Mutant Pengiuns on the jaguar by AVGN, if the creators of MP were smoking crack dried in beer while snorting thallium.

[pillshere52]

this game would only give kids nightmares

[MrSpartan341]

Fun Level : Paint Chip

[Knyckoh]

Are these the guys that made the Gobliiins series?

[ispear6]

what.the.f***

[carmadflynn]

that is the friekiest game ever... ever

[attackzac21]

@carmadflynn amnesia the dark decent

[beepIL]

this is wrong on so many levels...

wrong... just wrong...

i don't know what to say, i feel so weird right now...

a window..

[NokiGP]

i'm gonna sit in the bathtub in the fetal position now...

[DJTripleFive]

This is the funniest game ever. XD

[kuXShortguy]

30:00 - 31:00 was just priceless xD Especially when one of thoose randmly flies up and explode xD

[dannyCOTW]

@espinaca27 its called the total biscuit ballad by charlieparradelriego :)

[espinaca27]

I just love his videos' ending theme. Anyone got any idea what the name of that Pirates of the Caribbean style song is? Or is it a custom made by or for him?

[DarthE974]

@espinaca27 It's called "The Ballad of TotalBiscuit". Look it up.

[Andyilmatto]

You have to collect additional joints!

[kidfarley1]

Oh look a piano just fell on to some babys

[thetrueoriginalnerd]

this cearly showing how in the morden world things like unity hold us humans together(gravity) has been replaced with tech (the face things) and worthless social currency (fun)

[Potatogalaxy]

I have dreams like this. 

[Potatogalaxy]

Yo momma' so fat, her gravitational pull stole our gravity.

[alexflavoie]

this video pissed me off, YOU GOT TO PUT MORE JOINTS!!!!!!

[RedBlueSucks]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[Pretentio123]

I couldn't stop laughing when the TV fell!

[StartledSloth]

sounds like blizzard XD !!!!

[Vuhu10]

This is some serious brain washing....

[Seascapers]

LOL i want this game because its funny.

[nilbreth]

3) The "BluePrints" are For the lazy, when you need a standard vehicle for the job, If you buy The Ship Deck, and go to the Build section, you can place the Engines and Proppelers where you want, And/Or the ferris wheel, or whatever you like.

Good Vid, The Game doesnt explain Anything At first, Has a Bland Story and Development, (The Manitu are decent though) And The Buddys are Downright Creepy.

But The Vehicle Customization IS the best One i´ve ever seen.

Please Try The Sandbox.

[nilbreth]

Hey TB. I just Finished This game, and i have to say that this game is AWESOME, and sincerely this vid didnt do it justicem sadly

1)The Raft only has 1 joint, where you put the sail, If you just remove the sail, put some joints and attacth the engines and propelers, you would have your own customised Motorraft.

2)This game is a little bit boring at first, but when you start getting parts the Customization is awesome, and the physics are "light" but effective

3)Try the Sandbox for easy FUN

[halo3inspectors]

No thats ok, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

[DxLolzor]

Am i the only one who is reminded of Crash Bandicoot from those masks?

[TheGameAre]

He's kicking buddies for FUN?

[ScabbyCrab]

Let your imagination run wild with JOINTS!

[joipoiroc]

this reminds me of south park (KICK THE BABY)

[Pupusti]

this lags so much when i play it

[imaawesome222]

@Pupusti why would you want to play it!!!!!!????

[Pupusti]

@imaawesome222 not anymore tough :d

[MegaTranquilla]

This is going to give me horrible dreams

[BahumutRider]

So Steam offers massive sales, community events, and now apparently drugs.

[TheSuperiorTurtle]

I stopped watching about 3 minutes in because of the demented baby things... makes me more scared than when I play Amnesia D:

[TrancoTechnizer]

GREAT GREAT great great review

[smileyzrevenge]

good duke nukem reference

[Bricksalive]

WTF is Cargo is right! What is icepick smoking. Probably what ever they have at double fine.

[davidmo13]

8:40- 8: 50 Sounds like blizzard xDDDD

[Fucazzia]

I didn't get the joint joke until you mentioned: "Don't do drugs" xD

[Tekloth]

You're missing SO much of the obvious things that it's painful to be honest. Not to troll or anything, but you should pay a bit more attention to what's going on. For example the game told you to disassemble the old raft to afford the motorboat. The game ALSO told you that to install the new sail, you need to select it from the panel on the right.. Really, I've watched the WTF's for quite some time, and you keep missing some of the most obvious things! Other than that you're doing a great job ^^

[broadwayfreak678]

@Drachenreiterklaus the WTF series isn't a review series. It's a "there's this new game, let's check it out and show some gameplay" first impressions series.

[Drachenreiterklaus]

This game is great, and very easy to play... but why do you talk so much useless stuff? Was your video a review of this game or what?

[duochrome818]

TB, this game is like being in a TERRY GILLIAM movie....Like Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Time Bandits, Brazil and Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

[will3450]

*knock kock* my brain has leaked out the side of my head

[Caektiems]

This is the best review I have ever watched in my entire life.

[Leon14000]

He should play Facade

[danielkronos]

What. the. fuck.

[l0g4nxs]

I'm  at a loss on What the fuck is going on here.

[dredloc121]

i am so confused...but it was funny

[MrZoider]

Sadly the translations of their games are really bad! Better to play in Russian (which I know). And they are called GNOBS not buddy's in Russian!

[zukul555]

PUSSY-CATT BELT BUCKLE

[aaron9099]

Brains....literally splattered across the bedroom wall.

[elasolezito]

11:25 - 11:55 hahahaaa reason why Totalbiscuit is the best !!! XD

[RokiTVGaming]

WTF

[FearlessThoughts]

This is what happened when Dr Seuss had sex with Helen Keller.

[GearsOfHidt1]

HERPDEDERP WE GET THE IDEA! :P

[pepealonso95]

joints... i didnt expect joints at all in a game as normal as this one...

[TikiShootah]

lmao soon as he said i"its a godamn fever dream" I was done lol

[beanerbut2]

Void was wicked, but it was retarded. To this day, I still don't understand how to play it correctly.

[NinjaBoshi]

I skipped to 27.35 just because i like to skipp on long vids, and it BLEW MY FUCKING MIND. A sailing ship with babies and all sorts of crap attatched. WTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWFUCK!!!­!

[minecrafting129]

30 second ad about animals popping out of the ground *facepalm*

[Xtrov]

This looks like the kid of game I would love to play... What that says about me I don't know.

[c00lizz]

DAR DAR!!

[Thegoodtwo]

I'm on some sort of drug... and it's not my usual...

[KabraxisOblivion]

The Void was awesome! You will not only need 2 hours to understand what you're doing... but 3! And then it is awesome. :D

[ArtiomTopchyan]

Anyone know where does TB say that trdtdt Hey!! pun cant find it ?

[Mikevwhat]

WHAT IS THIS IS DONT EVEN

[TheHappyWhaleshark]

oh my god

[will3450]

weres charlie shean?

[Thehated559]

But... I'm all out of gum. XD

[carmine741]

Whoever made this was on extremely high levels of LSD.

[WasteLandKing1]

rofl!!!!!!

[ProgressiveBoink]

i feel like i just died and then came back to live as a really really stupid person

[Camguide]

never had so much fun kicking babies. and i dont mean it =S just WTF

[Aussie50]

my god this is a creepy odd game.

[emikochan13]

This is so deep. I love this dev.

[borredDead]

WHY??????? Why did I watch this!?!?!?!?!?!

[OmegaArbinator]

This game is just one huge mindfuck.

[cdguy47]

let your imagination run wild with joints!.....wtf

[FRWii]

Am i tripping or is this video true?

[trallawan]

is like a Chris Cunningham video

[MrDunjie]

Ow,.... Hello Tellevision, and um.. piano?

[Langsorigingaleia]

Perhaps you lot might think me a lunatic but I don't think this game is weird, just silly.

[ScOrPiOnE905]

The game looks fun.Apart from the thing that it is odd.

[Mugetsu37]

I feel sick watching this.

[6tonestaa]

i mastrubate to this game

[otocar91]

playing this game-THATS HEROISM!-

[snakex555]

-curls up into a fetus position- mommy! i just got my mind screwed! :<

[S0up3rD0up3r]

um...i don't want to get high anymore ... =(

[hunbug]

Guys guess what! I just beat this game in 2 days, and I say it actually makes sense now. (Or I'm just turned crazy...)

[mas111]

That truly was a "What the fuck is"

[IronHawkProductions]

that weird floating head thats red reminds me of the death knight tier 11 helm xD

[Spongyluke]

Mind fuck.

[worldsendmusic]

To find the music at the end search up The TotalBiscuit Ballad by Charlie Parra Del Riego.

Thumbs up so people know where they can find this kick ass tune!

[worldsendmusic]

Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing while watching this! XD

[ackluster7]

this is what hell is?

[PongoBluetooth]

No other game is more deserving of the intro "What the fuck is..."

[antiHUMANDesigns]

For some reason, I have an urge to play this game.

[MrArtilli]

Watching this made me feel sick...

[schmonkthat]

haha the song in the background reminds me of the Trollfest song Der Jegermeister

[TheTriforceOfGaming]

that girl sounds like a gardevoir

[craftyman]

"*sigh*... how typical... sounds like Blizzard" 8:42 hahaha... love it.

[Solhai]

Loud music at the end. Just surprising after the volume of the rest of the show.

[stickmasterwill]

Total! best joke ever, that fun joke at 9m mins!

[ninjaed13]

wtf lmao rofl :P

[FallenZephyrfly]

this game is about the joys of child abuse where the most normal character talks to helself and the gods are egotistical machines.

[r3nmgod]

Two Things:

1. WTF

2. Why do I feel like I watched 33 minutes of child porn and mutations

[l0rf]

@r3nmgod Sounds a bit like 4Chan to me.

[MilkyMayo]

@r3nmgod BECAUSE YOU DID

[acid3129]

@r3nmgod 32 min and 39 seconds of child porn and mutations actually :P xx

[jh198713]

KILL THEM ALL...

Then uninstall this "game"... Funny that you collect "fun" but you can't have any fun whatsoever -.-

[bitzi94]

i laughed my ass of at the duke nukem refference

[Raiden777ify]

she looks like something out of kingdom hearts

[Mulloka1]

The floods cannot harm us! 'TB starts screaming in rage"

[SuperGT240]

everyone... retarded... scary... nightmare world... CREATURES!

[Jaggededge1055]

"sounds like Blizzard" lmao

[Grimnac1]

yay he's ammune to fire!! wow just needs somthing like that for the noobs

[Dusty2084]

Brain = mush

[julnjus]

wow this creeps me OUT.

[4Zook44]

Brb, pirating.