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  • They are wearing the same uniform as the Nazis in the Boy in the Striped Pyjamas! Even the skull matches!

  • @cwilliams3567 In all fairness, it's "Nazis", not "Nazi's". If you're gonna be pedantic, use proper grammar.

  • @zerodark13 If you're "gonna" be pedantic, at least use correct spelling.

  • pure genius

  • Lol'd so hard at 2:05

  • @childsca totally agree, awesome sketch, typical Mitchell line there, love it.

  • i did nazi that coming

  • I know it's Nazis and everything... but those two look simply dashing in uniform! :)

  • didn't the Prussians have skulls on their hats?

  • @ThePyro3825 Yes they did. If you look up 'totenkopf' from wikipedia, you can see that this symbol is really old. Frederick the great adopted it for his cavalry but the symbol goes further back and is mainly connected with the danse macabre and old Spanish graveyards. Thus it has a religious background as well.

    Mainly, the skull and crossed bones are a symbol or death and mortality. Third Reich just adopted an old symbol. Nowadays it's also used by many other armies, including the US marines.

  • @VanRootstuck You're right about everything, but I will say that the skull and crossbones that is used on the US Marine Corps Reconaissance Battalions badges is rendered in a cartoon-like fashion and has a humorously angry expression, and that actually has a different effect on people than a realistic drawing of a skull.

  • @VanRootstuck I think it’s all about how you wear them. If it’s a part of a badge on the shoulder, among other emblems, then it’s more like an acknowledgement of the death that is involved with being a soldier.  When it is the only symbol being worn at the center of one’s forehead where all can see then it comes off as the ONLY thing that defines the soldier and what he or she takes pride in; it doesn’t really scream, “I wouldn’t dare deliberately kill an unarmed civilian”.

  • @JOdawla5 In all fairness the "Totenkopf" was used long before the SS or the Nazi's. It just happens to be most identified with them and the crimes committed while marching under that symbol.

  • what about pure aryan skull shape??? X-D

  • "I didn't say we weren't fun."

  • this is brilliant!!!

    

  • Why skulls?! ^^

  • Why do they run away at the end?

  • @Tap0k Because the baddies always lose. Have you ever watched/read any fiction?

  • @wybo2 like 1984 you mean? :P 

  • @wybo2 Given the way history is written (by the winners), in real life the baddies always lose. The winners will portray themselves (objectively accurate or not) as the good guys because that is how they see themselves.

  • @ElSpartin I like your view and agree in many cases (eg what the English did in India) but considering the millions of innocent annihilated for no valid reason kinda puts "the bad guys"-label on.

  • @teemue I am by no means saying the Nazi's were the "good guys" in WW2, I just mean that, that is how the labeling works.

  • Let's not thumbs-up the punchlines guys. It's a tacky trend and also annoying for new viewers.

  • 'these communists are all cowards' LOL

  • "A rat's anus."

    ZOMG I died.

  • To be fair, it's largely the Germans fault that Russia needs to (re)mechanize its agriculture.

  • @ObssesedNuker because of ww1? russians declared war before germany there.

  • @bronkoghma No, because of World War 2, when the Germans invaded. It took a decade for the USSR to recover from the economic damage the German invasion inflicted and the loss (and systematic destruction and looting) of the Ukraine caused famines in parts of the Soviet Union, even after the war.

  • @ObssesedNuker well, not really, there were huge famines before the ww2 too. never heard of holodomor?

  • @ObssesedNuker That sorta discounts all the stuff that the USSR did to screw itself over during that time. They weren't terribly industrialized to begin with, and one of the war's turning points was when they actually gained the facilities to produce weapons and vehicles. And it certainly didn't help that Stalin was a bit preoccupied with committing war crimes in Poland and trying to blame it on the Nazis.

  • pirates are fun! lol

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  • "What do skulls make you think of

    Oakland RAIDERS! ;)

  • ah lol at collectizisation, also their "Death Heads" hence the skulls

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  • hmm... nazis with a british accent? what next? maybe some space warrior monk from a galaxy far away with a scottish accent?

  • TV Tropes sent me

  • Ah, the Waffen SS - living proof that bullies aren't always cowards...

  • @23021955 they were baddies, not bullies...and they're not really living either :D

  • @ss3cleric But it's a historically inaccurate line! Soviet agriculture was heavily industrialised, if very inefficient.

  • @ConciseOxford100

    Not during WWII. It wasn't that heavily mechanised until after the war and during the war, much of the machinery was drafted in for military use.

  • @Magni56 Touche. I completely forgot about that. 

  • @ss3cleric He says "thousand miles of retreat".

  • @ss3cleric loved that part XD

  • @ss3cleric he said retreat and not defeat.

  • hehe reminds me of St. Pauli

  • "...if there's one thing we've learned in the last one thousand miles of retreat, it's that the Russian agricultural system is in dire need of mechanization!"

    I laugh, every time.

  • I lol'd! These guys are hilarious, & I <3 David Mitchell!

  • HAHA David Mitchell's face right before they ran away... I lost it!

  • I love how they just took off running...

    ...where are they going?

  • The origin of the SS skull badge was inspired by previous German history, and many countries have used the skull as part of their military insignia, but it is probably more than a coincidence that the Nazi organization most infamous for its cruelty and fanaticism just happened to have skulls on their caps, and a skull ring too if you were extra good at your job. They knew damn well what their uniforms represented.

  • @squamish4244 Hey this isn't a history lesson!

  • @DANZAMAN107 Sorry man I got caught up in the raging debate you can see in the comments section below me. It is comedy, I know.

  • @squamish4244 It ok. I like my history too :)

  • the skull actually was put on the caps with the thought of the "totenkopf-husaren" in mind, a crack batallion of prussian cavalry, that existed until 1918. Other nations also used it, like the swedes, polacks, portuegese. Nevermind though, thats not really what this sketch is about anyway.

  • "Are we the baddies?" is my favourite comedy line of all time...

  • rats anus :P lol

  • George Bush's and John Kerry's symbol was the same skull and cross bones as the Nazis when then were in Skull and Bones (aka The Order of Death) at Yale, kinda makes them seem like the baddies too.

  • I love their horrified little faces when he says "Are we the bad guys?"

  • The Totenkopf BECAME a Nazi symbol. It's been around much longer. The British Army's Queen's Royal Lancers still use it today along with many other countries and organisations. Still, got to love Mitchell and Webb.

  • Trolllolololololololololololol­ololololol

  • I freaking love Nazis! HAHA! Heil Hitler!

  • the deaths head aka totenkopf ismeant a a symbol of loyalty. "loyalty till death"

  • @SSBlackAngel

    No, it means "shoot me, I'm a fucking Nazi"

  • @SSBlackAngel

    What, protect you from the big black guy who will rape your ass in prison after you are convicted of a hate-crime?

  • I'm not sure if this has been mentioned already (I couldn't be bothered to read the millions of comments), but the Nazi uniforms were actually designed by Hugo Boss. "Are WE the bad guys?" LOL :D

  • What does he say at 1:36 ?

    Something Aryan Skull shape?

  • @MJFslovak Pure

  • @MJFslovak He says, "What about pure Aryan skull shape?"!

  • @MJFslovak pure Aryan skull shape

  • our uniforms were amazing, but yay we should have known that we were the bad guys...

  • are we the baddies?

  • Crack SS-Division?!?!?!?!

  • lol good sketch but it still doesn't answer the question

    why exactly DID the german SS have skulls on their uniforms because they really did

    one would assume they THOUGHT they were the goodies

  • @BlueLeopard200

    It's because that insignia was borrowed from an old Prussian cavalry regiment that the SS liked to style themselves as.

    I believe there is a British cavalry unit that has a skull & crossbone in it's emblem too. Can't remember which one though.

  • @Korporaal1 Queen's Royal Lancers (and it's predecessors, 17th lancers, 17/21 Lancers)

  • @BlueLeopard200 look up Totenkopf on wikipedia :)

  • "Are we the baddies?"

    It's such a clever punchline. This parody of just how childishly naive an entire nation can become when indoctrinated during harsh economic times mixed into "the Emperor's new clothes" is a warning for us all. Albeit a tremendously amusing one.

  • @moonrockguy Wow. Now that is striping down a joke to its core!

  • @moonrockguy This comment made this so unfunny that I think I will just go and hang myself.

  • @moonrockguy " This parody of just how childishly naive an entire nation can become when indoctrinated during harsh economic times mixed into "the Emperor's new clothes" is a warning for us all. Albeit a tremendously amusing one."

    Speaking as someone from a nation that has a long history of world domination by force, a recent history of mass killing in the Middle East and seemingly no desire to stop but only to find new places to mess up (Libya), I'm pretty sure we are the baddies.

  • @moonrockguy The skull is in fact a way older militaric symbol and was just re-used by the SS. Even the Kaiser has worn a uniform with this skull once.. but as we all know, the kaiser was a baddie as well so maybe the theory fits again.

  • @CoIdHeat 'the kaiser was a baddie'

    I don't know a lot about History, but wasn't the first world war a lot less black and white than the 2nd in terms of 'goodies' and 'baddies'?

    I mean it was a bunch of empires competing for space wasn't it? And you can't exactly get an empire which isn't a 'baddie' can you?

  • @wowsa0 I totally agree. I was just making a quotation to the simpsons where the kaiser was the meanest baddie together with sundance kid. Its pretty much historical proven, that the kaiser did not wanted the war but it was out of his hands.

  • @wowsa0 So true. All the empires had blood on their hands. And unfortunately it was the aftermath of the First World War that lead the to the Second.

  • @wowsa0

    WWI was the original disaster of the 20th century. Frankly, everyone in Europe shares some blame. Germany for the idiotic 'Weltpolitik' and naval arms race, Britain for its time-honored divide&conquer bullshit, Austria, Russia and the Ottomans for the whole clusterfuck that was the Balcans, France for being butthurt recanchists that wanted another war over Elsaß-Lothringen and the serbian Black Hand terrorists for throwing the match that lit the powder keg.

  • @moonrockguy

    And how naive exactly do you have to be to subscribe to simplified dualistic concepts such as "good and bad"? Protip: There was no good and bad guys, both sides committed atrocities, and to say one side is better because they 'did it more' or lost in the end is laughably pathetic by all truly enlightened people.

  • @karupt420 i think he was simplifying the issue in order to make it more easily acessiable; also the phrase 'all truelly enlightened' is just as obscenely dualist. fundementally your argument falls on it's arse because although both sides commited attrocities, one side undoubtably performed more violent attrocoties on a far greater scale for no justifiable reason. your argument is non-sensical.

  • @moonrockguy: Love this sketch - absolutely hilarious - but, there was actually a fair bit of history/tradition attached to the symbolism of the Death's Head that has nothing to do with Nazism. Frankly, the Nazis put a bad name on a lot of otherwise pretty cool symbolism. 

  • @moonrockguy

    shut up, you weren't around to witness in an economic disaster. You would support anyone that promised to put food on your table, even if it meant hitler

  • @FlusherD12 But we're in an economic disaster now, and it's going to get much worse before it gets better.

  • Most people don't think of the Germans as the bad guys, I don't think, not unless they're a bit dim or still carrying firsthand WWII baggage. But I don't think it's being culturally insensitive or anti-German to criticize or poke fun at Nazis or the SS. That the Russians, Chinese, British imperialists, whatever murdered as many or more people is irrelevant, the Nazis weren't just made up by the Brits and Americans. Rather a lot of Germans figure among their victims and critics, too.

  • The fact that people still think of the Germans as the bad guys, shows the utter stupidity of the human species. The phrase "the victors write the history books" is actually quite true. Look at Soviet Russia. They murdered three to four times as many people as the Germans, yet they're not reviled in the same way as the Germans, simply because they were on the winning side.

  • @ChudFapper Ah but they are reviled in the same way. Or rather, Stalin fits in the same sentence as Hitler..he was perhaps even worse than Hitler tbh.

  • @ChudFapper agreed. Stalin was cunt, as was hitler. but come on it's a comedy sketch.

  • I don't get why so many Americans criticize British humor. I'm American, born and raised, and I find this hysterical! I wish we had more shows like this.

  • @mikekearn A lot of Americans criticize our culture? really?

  • @Misishaxi I see it quite often. Most people I meet don't understand British humor. They either don't understand it, or just don't see the hilarity in it. You show them Monty Python and you just get blank stares. It's very sad.

  • "Hanz are we the badies?" lol :). I wonder if th Nazis ever did say that at any point 2 themselves? lmao

  • 15 people had a rats anus for a banner

  • "Fighting under the banner of a rats anus" LMAO

  • Actually, I'd wondered that, seriously. What possessed them to use the skull and crossbones as a cap badge?

  • @Vilatan wtf are you on about? "this is why we can't have nice things."

    What kind of patronizing drivel is that? I be you think we don't deserve our president either...

  • I might not be exact but the german skull and bones have been recorded in use as a military insignia since 18th century. Prussian kings wore it on their "caps", for fucks sake. Of course nazis took it to a whole new level with entire branches of military wearing this symbol, instead of just a regiment or two, but this sketch makes it look like nazis invented skulls as a european military insignia and that would be plain wrong. Americans presented roman salute to the flag until WW2, look that up.

  • @Valholm Hey there. Do you own a dictionary? Just wondering. Not criticizing your spelling or anything, I'd just like to know.

  • @Misishaxi everyone owns a dictionary now, since we have internets -.-

    what is the nature of your inquiry?

  • @Valholm Ok, well it's arranged in simple alphabetical order, so you should find it quite easy to look up the word "humor".

  • @Misishaxi Oh, you got me there. Ooohh, you got me. You got me good. Good job, sir. You just gained 100 internets for that one.

  • You couldn't show this in the United States. It would cause a moral panic. Fox News/Bill O'Reilly would say "Hey, there's this skit trivializing the grave cruelty of the evil nazis." and then say in that nauseating intonation "And in my opinion, not very funny." This is why we can't have nice things :(

  • Funny, but didn't Eddie Izzard make this same joke a few years earlier?

    Or is it the other way around?

  • y do these guys get less views than fat people falling over

  • @cars300sl because most people would rather actively seek out the most unintelligible drivel devoid of all thought and creativity than watch a sketch by arguably Britain's best comedy duo.

  • @89Wrathchild agreed its saddening

  • @cars300sl Nothing beats a good fatty embarrassing (possibly soiling) themselves, falling over and not being able to get up, with a pie stuck in their faces. Crying about how they've 'tried everything', or that they're of big boned heredity, water retention etc. I vote for more fatties hiding in the toilet, eating cakes.

  • Not that funny....a skulll o no ..

  • AHAHA, when I saw that knitting guy I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

  • woah,looks like #TheMikeyReilly won that fight, haha xD WIN !!

  • This skit is brilliant!

  • Great! Wish we could get it all in America!

  • While I can appreciate the time honored tradition of blasting different nationalities over the Internet, I think TheMikeyReilly might be jumping the gun here. I don't see anything to indicate that publicanimal9 is an American, and his use of the words "rubbish", "chav", and references to The Sun make it seem that he's more likely British.

    This American finds Mitchell and Webb hilarious.

  • @publicanimal9 You have to have some degree of intelligence to find it funny. Because it's not your dreadfully unfunny and unintelligent comedy you have over in the US, you most probably don't understand.

    You better go back to How I Met Your Mother. You're not welcome here.

  • @TheMikeyReilly Coming from a cretin who enjoys Mr Bean, I can only assume that you have no idea about irony either. Go back to reading your copy of The Sun you sad little chav.

  • @publicanimal9 First off, Mr Bean isn't unintelligent. It manages brilliant wordless comedy without a single pie in the face of someone falling down a flight of stairs.

    Secondly, I read the Guardian. And "chav" is a word used by snobby English people to refer to anyone who is lower class. As a lower class Scot, I would be a "Ned". Your xenophobic, views don't help the generally percieved view that Americans are loudmouth, snobby cunts.

  • @TheMikeyReilly a "chav" does not mean that at all.

  • @TheMikeyReilly I'm "lower class", but I'm not a chav.

    I have, however, seen plenty of middle class chavs. Quite a lot of them are celebrities, too.

  • @ska2808

    They're not quite chavs... they're something else entirely, even if they seem to act and dress like them. You're not a chav unless you live in council housing and you're on the dole. (Although, many people in this situation aren't chavs either)

  • @TheMikeyReilly And plus, you obviously missed the Mr Bean episode where he gets a turkey stuck on his head. And I'm sure he's fallen down a flight of stairs at some point or another during his shenanigans.

    (I like Mr Bean too, but it's not as sophisticated as you make it seem)

  • @TheMikeyReilly "Secondly, I read the Guardian." I love that defence! Just seen that in an episode of Law And Order UK. Note to self: Start taking the Manchester Guardian in order to defend self against any accusation of immoderation :-)

  • Pirates of FUN! xxxD

  • "I just can't think of anything good about a skull"

    "What about pire Ayran skull shape?"

    "Even that is more usually depicted with the skin still ON"

    lol

  • acyually here they are sooooo similar to the Peep Show characters...

  • Even funnier because its true. A lot of German regiments did have skulls. Skulls are scary.

  • it does make you wonder what THEY were thinking 60 years ago....

  • @dchris1990 70 years ago, chap. 70...

  • @dchris1990

    70 by now.

  • "Pirates are fun!"

  • is this skull and bones any relation to a fraternity that John Kerry and W belonged to called skull and bones?

  • @mymusicvideosx

    Whole different group. Dumbass

  • @Roguethoughts2 Enlightening.

  • @mymusicvideosx Absolutely, Adolf Hitler and Himmler were both members of the Thule Society which is the German version of the Skull and Bones. Himmler turned the SS which was the personal army for the 3rd Reich, into more than Hitlers personal army. Himmler turned into the SS Officers into a Priesthood of Death its own with in the SS. The Skull and Bones are definitely connected to Thule and thus connected to the SS, and even Adolf Hitler's rise to power. The symbols are clearly the give away!

  • @mojo9o SS stands for swatrts sone = black sun. They believed there was a black sun at the heart of our galaxy. They believed it emitted some kind of force that permeated everything. they were a type of mystic. So ya they were kinda like a priesthood.

  • @astrialkil doesn't it stand for schutzstaffel

  • @astrialkil SS = Schutzstaffel = Protection Squadron

  • @astrialkil

    oh my fucking god? Who is responsible for teaching you this crap? It means SchutzStaffel. That means something like: SecuritySquad. And no, they didn´t believe in a black sun, though they were a bit mystical. Believing in Superiority of the Aryan Race and had germanic Runes on their Daggers and so on.

  • @7Starslayer7 In the SS head quarters they had a large black Sun monogram on the floor in the entrance way. I saw a picture of it on the military channel.

  • @astrialkil The so called "Black Sun" in Wevelsburg is actually a dark green. If you look at it from the door of the room the light is behind it and it looks black. It is called the black sun mosaic b/c is is a Sun-wheel that looks black. A sun-wheel is a symbol much like the swastika, but with tewlve spokes instead of four. It is merovingian in origin and has been used in frankish, allemanian and bavarian brooches and fibulii.

  • If there's one thing we've learned in the last 1000 miles of retreat, it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanization....

    makes me laugh every time!

  • "Hans... Are we the BADDIES?"

  • these guys must be member of the british ss

  • @762cat firstly, the british have the SAS not the ss, which is german.

  • @rickyv622 dude learn some history there where members of the ss that were british. about 143 if i remeber right.

  • @762cat right i though you were saying that the SS were the british forces. i thought you might just be misinformed as you arent british yourself

  • @762cat also french, Norwegians, Swedish, Arab etc. The SS would start groups in any country they touched, ambassadors, political connections. They were like a disease infecting every where they went.

  • Only you Brits are able to do such a hilarious Nazi-sketch!

    Congrats from Germany

  • Wait did they actually have Skulls and cross bones on them?

    Really makes it easy to vilianize them.

  • @AcanLord yep called death's head' totenkopf'- I had to look it up to be sure and it makes this sketch even FUNNIER to know...XD

  • @Squabman I totally agree. Publicanimal9, shut up. Mitchell is one of the funniest people in the world and doesn't deserve to listen to some ignorant dimwit complaining. I loved this sketch. If you don't, don't get onto YouTube and look at this. It's called MITCHELL and Webb, take the clue.

  • SKULLS FTW XD

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  • One of my favorite shows

  • lol russian agriculture 

  • "Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation" is not a common punchline.