Evil: "God knows nothing of the potential of the microchip."

[pegasire]

There has to be a way to save anyone called David

[pegasire]

dont be addicted to the things that are not real...

[cbaGAGA]

this is my favorite devil. XD

[AidanxJxTeer]

5:17 for the family guy reference...

[roboshuffle]

Digital watches. Haha.

[SargonAnkro]

the gun is good... yeah!

[phihaley]

You Prick!

[SargonAnkro]

@phihaley say what?

[Redlin5]

"NOT THAT ONE!"

[kyektulu]

"If were creating a world I wouldnt mess about with Butterflies or Daffodils, I would've started with Lazers, 8o'clock, day one!"

[Vindrion]

"Never talk to me like that again..."

Haha!

[Ostrogothicus]

@CHCHuser it's from a 1981 film called Time Bandits. It's always been one of my favourites ever since my Dad let me watch it when I was young. I'm now 26 and still love it :D

[shauntbarry]

lmao @ 1:16

[themorningperson]

for evil information, slugs now are being use to suck patients bad blood to keep them in order...this includes balancing blood circulation, and help what other technology cant do now days.Slugs slime is use to protect and promote the healing of burns , and as an antibiotic or anti fungal agent.

Maggots are now used for medical treatment such as killing germs, removing pus from amputate legs and keeping infection away from it. GOD IS MAGNIFICENT.

[Loobs666]

@themorningperson Not slugs.... leeches, there is a difference! Still, being a God botherer...the phrase "Stand by for Mind Control" should come as no surprise. After all... that's what you do!

[sprintbass]

i totally agree on his take on god... i know this is a comedy but still...this bit helped me make it through catholic school WHILE living in the south, luckily i got away from that horrible place, southern accent free thank god

[sleestack808]

that pool is like a giant ipad

[jerryfudala]

@sleestack808 haha, its an IPool LOL

[jerryfudala]

Ok, so at the end he said to just get away, and then said "NOT THAT ONE" ?? ooook....

Why not just say "the one on the right!" :)

[Evilseed1]

@jerryfudala Rule of funny

[head909]

It's from a movie called Time Bandits. And it's always been a favorite of mine. But then again, you are all just characters in my dream. lucid the novel . com

[CHCHuser]

I've never seen this before. What movie or show is this from? What ever it is, like this evil guy.

[smaxxxxxxx]

sample of this used in "the gun is good", the b-side of Orbitals new single (dont stop me)

[greyeyed123]

"The little one has it!" Slightly confused, "The little one?" lol. Too funny.

[jungenaziboy]

ha ha ha....men with nipples....

[PFXProductions]

"NEVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!" :Cam shot of were his minion use to and the lever falls down:

[mikero08]

"I shall turn you inside out over a very long time".

[chucholetsm8one]

@jooljetkmae "You are mercifully Free of the ravages of Intelligence" Best line of the Movie.

[chucholetsm8one]

Does anyone know if the New Blue Ray Edition has the Extras that the criterion collection has??? Hows the Image, HD or not???

[withnail707]

Thanks Reigstorm, just added to I-tunes.

Happy days.

The Evil Genius (in waiting).

[jayfey77]

id love to meet the asshole that voted this video thumbs down.

[jayfey77]

but he created you evil one.what did you say? never talk to me like that again! i made myself haha.

[Etimos]

BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! "Never talk to me like that again!"

[drobnyfranz]

"shut up, i'm speaking rhetorically!"

[withnail707]

Brilliant! In my top ten all time favourites, I want to be the evil genius in my next life. I don't suppose anybody knows the name of George Harrisons song at the end of the film?

[relgstorm]

@withnail707

it's called 'Dream Away"

watch?v=H2wrte1ijlY

[killershrew1]

My favorite scene from a GREAT movie!

[Ecdysiast96]

when I have understanding of computers I shall be the supreme being and men will no longer have nipples.

[fal2grace]

I love this movie!

[SuperDude2569]

but he created you oh evil one!!

So classic!!!

[MondoBeno]

I loved this when I was a kid, but only for the visuals.

As an adult, I understood the jokes. David Warner's rant about technology is perfect dry humor.

[MrStereoTiger]

Why is it around 1:51 I suddenly think of Steve Jobs?

[ruts91]

I'd love to have the "Kill me, master!"-scene uploaded too. ;)

[sprintbass]

@ruts91 lol

[MARCUSEBARNES]

This is one of my favorite movie dialogues of all time - way up there with the final fight scene from Spaceballs.  :)

[PompamooseMagique]

I loved this movie when I was a kid :') I need to get the DVD

[mnap128]

I was just thinking that

[creamcheese65]

Best movie ever.

[robowen1]

good question....

classic

[Ghlan]

"Shutup Im speaking Rhetorically"

[555D3M0N666]

Are we not in the hands of a Lunatic?!

HAHAHAHA

[eradeziel]

Classic film.

[tkmjulricksen]

saturated free-mason movie, worth a watch with the knowledge that is being shared.

[RevSyd]

I love Terry Gilliam, but wish schizophrenics would set the bar a little higher when choosing a source for their delusional secrets

[tkmjulricksen]

what so secret about it? lol

all will see...or I will hehe

[kingsman565]

What is this movie it look's good?

[tkmjulricksen]

time bandits

[kingsman565]

Thank's btw your avatar is relly messed up love it! : )

[anxresi]

@tkmjulricksen God, you people spring up everywhere. Delusional behaviour must be an epidemic amongst you lot. If only there was some way we could imprison you all in the same place away from decent society..

[tkmjulricksen]

@anxresi sounds like hitler to me...

[anxresi]

@tkmjulricksen No, I sound more like the head doctor of an asylum..

[paireon]

@anxresi Wheresoever have you acquired such a fantastically delusional fantasy as the idea that society is decent in any way, shape, or form, save for petty, hypocritical maintenance of appearances that should fool naught but mentally subpar morons?

[anxresi]

@paireon Feel better for letting off steam from that little rant? I think you reckon you're a legend in your own lunchtime. I care not for you or your opinion, and would ask that you refrain from responding to any of my future posts. Thanks.

[paireon]

@anxresi I wasn't letting off steam, I was being sarcastic and humorous. I'm actually also of the opinion that tmkuljricksen is delusional with his freemason conspiracy theory bullshit. To paraphrase the MST3K theme song: It's only a joke, you should really just relax.

[Etimos]

@paireon Mentally sub-par morons, eh? Marginally less intelligent than regular morons? Or sub-par in that they're not as moronic as truly dedicated morons? A mere Aspiring-Idiot among Morons? Sup par for morons or sub par for regular folk? Exactly how far below par are we talking, here? This of course begs the question is it possible to be over par as a moron? Realizing of course that in golf terms it's better to be under par than over, technically. A Moron Birdie? A Moron Mulligan?

[paireon]

@Etimos I was being redundantly redundant for the sake of redundancy. Like the golf joke BTW.

[Etimos]

@paireon No no no, you cant just say you're being redundant for redundancy's sake with a comment like that, you said Mentally Sub Par Morons. That's not a redundancy, that's an added layer. There's nothing redundant about a mentally challenged moron, because moron is a proper definition of intellectual ability, and it is completely possible to be within the 'Moron' range, but still be below average. Overkill, maybe, but that was the whole point of my reply comment post thing. <Redundant.

[paireon]

@Etimos Of course it's possible to be below average and a moron, below-average intellect is THE absolute entry requirement for moronhood. And besides, like they say:

"There is no kill like overkill"

[Etimos]

@paireon no no no, you misunderstand. I dont mean below-average for a normal person, I mean below average for a moron.

Look, here's how it works. MORON specifically applies to an individual with an IQ ranging from 50 to 69. Above Moron is Boderline Deficient, from 70 to 80, while below Moron is Imbecile, from 49 to 20, and finally Idiot, which defines anything below 20.

In this range, the 'average' for a moron can be determined, and for the sake of argument lets say it's IQ-60.

[Etimos]

So, anyone with an IQ below 59, but above 50 would be a 'below average Moron', whereas anyone below 50 is not a moron at all, but an imbecile.

[paireon]

@Etimos Thanks for the clarification. According to a strict interpretation, that would probably make him an imbecile, but I still prefer my terminology, as incorrect as it may be; It's more funny to me.

[monicatorralba]

They can't operate heavy machinery....

[GrimaceGrunson]

[KABOOM!] ...that's a good question.

[VenomFrogX]

David Warner FTW!

[Beldmort]

I love this movie, they don't make many movies like this one anymore these days :(

[grifferman]

SLUGS!!

[truthseeker1972]

Nipples!! For men!!