Pre-Show to today's show

[mhicks12345]

I watched how he answers the phone like 4 times and I laughed so hard no sound came out XD

[thereisLOVEinrain]

you remind me of my friend who has ADHD.

...

do you have ADHD? XD cuz i love you either way xD xD

[dexterholland94]

Now i want jello pudding snacks... i miss those things... thanks to him i now remember and crave them

[alyssaradcliffe]

I did that with my cat and now hes sleeping again

[ItsLaisaTimeee]

@1:42 <-- My favorate part lol

[jojoo1396]

Love :)

[6505000]

y are you yelling at me!?!?!

[NoPoPats]

I watched the show before the pre show. haha

;) <----Winky Face! Yeah!

[provyprov]

no way dude me two!!!!!!!

[tas45123]

lol same here O.o

[sxedaryl]

Haha, awesome

[emilybrah]

maybe you should slam doors and yell at animals more

hahahahahahahahhaha

[UbserdMusic]

lol maybe you should slam doors and yell at animals more ... lol

[candieondabch]

you should do more pre shows... that was funny.

[SdUdExDo]

ROTFL :D

[bonjernobella]

i liked this, so very much. it was good old care free banter, not worrying about the gradual report.

[drummerdaz]

dude, way harsh

[teddybear9877410]

ouch.....chill out....hes just doin what he likes to do...lolol

[gardenstate761]

maybe its because he didnt have any cake that day

[NiwdogNave]

Haha! Just maybe.

[PhillipDudeRocks]

Yet again Dude,

You ROCK !

[chevasriegel]

this is one of your best shows : ) hurry up and finish your trip! i want to see how long the string is!!!

[whitefloweret]

For the answer the phone like this section, I could hardly breathe from laughing so much. yay I'm so tired!

[kooliojk]

Racing...

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[juggalo4lyfe789]

no you never notice that? maybe you should slam doors and yell at animals more!

[Prezz15]

danny just thought id tell you that i used that neuron joke as an excuse for not doing my homework.

hope thats ok.

[tricksta066]

dude u rock, u gotta b well known ure actually proper funny :P

keep it up

[vgonash]

I was cracking up at the animals thing. LOL

The funny thing is, I do that!

[simplyfern]

hangover today? :P

[m1ndz00]

Dude animals are awesome -they rock hard core!!

[loladamkl]

more like this =] =] =]

[CSyoutub3]

I gotta agree with cheeto, your more recent videos are a little bit less like the x-mass tree one or some other silly shit, either way it'll be funny... or will it?

[pippenmcfaggot]

I lol'd.

[TheNamesOrin]

why are you yelling at me!!!!

hahahahaha

[plutosaplant84]

wait a gold star in holland wouldn't that be bad if it was in the 1940s

[Cheeto1501]

Dude, do this more often. This is the kind of video that made me come to love you, before you got supar popular. As much as I love it when your topic is scientific surveys, mix it up every so often. Peace.

[knutmeg]

haha... you kind of remind me of that cucumber from Veggie tales..? I know that's really random and I haven't watched it in like..15 years. but i swear.. you look just like him! I think his name is bob...?

[knutmeg]

it's larry... haha

[beautifullytorn88]

I swear, he makes you want to marry him.....Marry me damnit and I'll make you brownies lmao....seriously!

[russianmushrooom]

hey, this pre show is pretty fucking funny and blah blah, but ...

when you screamed BAM, like slamming the door, my cat woke up and got al nutsy. o.o

[zenokazz]

at 1:43 his face looks hi-larius(cuase i dont know how to spell it)

[iamemopunk]

CURIOUS CURIOUS!!! lmao

thts 2 vids tht u hav sed tht in its still fukin funny!!

danny i ach love you! x

[FleaMaster69]

awesome... haha... who is this is?! haha... awesome dood...

[LeFreux]

i feel the same way man.

[StevieProductions]

LOL you crack my shit up

[negenzevenvijfeen]

Hmm, not only cheese is important to the dutch, cannabis and heineken too, that's what keeps our economy running... :P Sort of... And I can know, I'm Dutch..

[Zae180]

lol u funny man

[magaliaa]

i enjoyed the pre show. keep it up

[emmaleejean2007]

LOL SO VERY RANDOM

[Tmarie111]

the answering the phone part was the best!

[killerfilms08]

lmao

[Aprildew]

reason 107 I love you..you have ADHD like me.

[SimmanFederal]

lolol

[ABQdoubleG]

yeah... two vids today!!

[stenforthewin]

marvelous.

[ummwut]

u should do like a 6 minute+ video like this one where u rant aboot random shizt that comes into your mind

[minka989]

This is the best video of yours in a long time. I liked it...  =)

[evilcitrus]

i like

[1RyuHayabusa]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[chevasriegel]

this vid was amazingly hilarious!!!! tomorrows my bday! will you wish me happy birthday please?

from sydknee

[TargetsF209]

2:02 = The funniest face!

[FIERYdaemon]

yes!

[austinsontv]

Dear Danny...

I have massive diarrhea and everytime I sit on the toilet... I think of you

Thank you for making me think about you everytime something greasy and slimy comes out of my ass

love you so much

Austin

[Prezz15]

reading is hard for me in general...

[thanextbigthing0]

holy shit danny. this was so funny! alot like ur older stuff. and I LIKE IT!

[AdventChild101]

lol. were you singing Evil by Interpol?

[JPGetsChicks]

OMG!!

Is that an iPhone!!!

They are not in Italy yet...

[funkwurm]

This video could very well be considered the definition of random.

[ttlyunique]

"Hello. My testicles itch. Is thing thing on?" LOL soo funny I LOVE U!! but not in that way. i love u like a friend. it's not u, it's me. really.

[BekurahToshin]

Yeah well... random crap is good too. ;P lol

[treepirate]

u can tell when he doing the animal part when he does the dog sleeping he almost laughs HAHAHA SO FUNNY!

[VtacZAP]

AWESOME!!!

[Jade7272]

I love it - great warm up.

[Ocoton]

when people i dont wanna talk to call me i use my voice to make a AI style voice and say "im sorry, this number is no longer in survice, please try again"

[TheModestAgnostic]

you have LINEAR thoughts?

[AndrewWettlaufer]

Jello Pudding snacks hello?

I gotta try that sometime.

Linear thoughts!

sound like My math class.

[HKVC]

you scared your pet :S

[Darkviking12]

Danny.

in one of your videos

Use the word, Gastronomically.

AND you have to fit it into the show, of course making sense in a complete sentence.

[ScubaDubaDive]

Tremendusly funny! Thanks for the laughs...

[rooferxo]

omg your fooking awsome i want u so bad

[Sophiestkated2]

You are a complete freak show. A hot freak show. How can that even be?? But yeah..., a completely hot freak show. I love it!!! Do it again!!

Jess

[daleech]

Hmh, nostalgic

[IARE1031]

The more the merrier you douche nozzlette.

[Poki3]

I thought your neurons where "weird chemical missbalance" on a regular basis. At least most shows look like that :P

[Vert3X44]

2 shows are great. :D

[danbseattle]

i think this type of stuff is more funny then news articles all the time...

[Madblaster6]

My toilet fills up like that.

[k0j03]

GradualReport bonus video w00t =]

[ztolk]

Pretty much super-amazing.

Not like my opinion matters all that much, but yeah.

[Liz10000]

ooh. i like preshow. you should do more behind the scenes and blooper stuff :D

[Yogling]

Yeah, I like to chase my dogs with tongs. Really freaks them out....

Loving the two shows, Danny.

[jtp86]

The more shows the better man!

[roAchSteW]

the 2 shows = greatness and much more needed happiness

[Maddog53]

I think it would be fascinating to get inside your head for even an hour. Fascinating or horrifying...I sometimes get those mixed up.

[dagburt]

going to visit aunt franks house??

[RUBI5IX]

Super collection of miscellaneous debris. : )

[Nic33rd]

Did you just sing a tiny bit of Interpol . . . ?

[musiclover32890]

I agree. pre shows ARE awesome

[sweYoda]

You can't think "linear"? lol

So you can not think at one thing at the time or what? :P

[GatoMan666]

pre shows are AWESOME!

[gapi]

i loved this :) keep the pre-shows coming

[happinessand]

If I were a dude I would be gay for you. But I'm not.

Sorry.

[KaiToTheN]

so you're up to two videos a day...

[CliqueOblique]

this channel is becoming a cult. when the time comes, i won't drink the kool aid. sorry, all. :)

[Tilunaxo]

pre-show is better!!!

[Zmamz]

Loved it! The more shows the better! MORE DANNY TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!1

[reptarqueen89]

ahh there just simply couldn't be too much danny...i love your shows...and you liked my roses...hope you check out my profile...i put dinosaurs on it hehehe.......<3 yah danny

<3 Morgan

[DavidlDugan]

LOL!

[mrKuba07]

keep the pre-shows coming

[ProFunTampa]

Reading is always hard.

[hackeruzu]

Hey dude...I'm in Romania...gonna send you a postcard and some stuff.Seya!

[j0mj]

A pre-show.

You just keep giving and giving! Brilliant work.

[dannye60]

I don't have any pets

[Shelby5891]

I know what thats like, i have ADD and i assume you do too. I cant tell lol actually i think you have ADHD

[Shelby5891]

can**

[reptarqueen89]

hey danny!!!loved it weee...well ttyl

[VictimOfBoredom]

Loved the spontaneity.

[shadeypwns]

I vote for a pre-show everyday!

[evilinterpol]

i wonder if he lessons to interpol

[anbe73]

can we have a preshow everyday?

[bookgorilla06]

awesome preshow :)

just wondering - danny, you don't really hate science, do you? just silly studies, right? you're too intelligent to actually hate science...

[gunnyjack23]

very good... I like your preshow.

[vegetalordvegeta]

lololol

[WhiteLondon]

In response to the description, yes, I liked the pre-show. In response to the video I used to have this pet walrus and when I slammed my door and yelled at him for defecating on the carpet he'd get really excited. I never could feel his heartbeat though.

[dirtbikr33]

awesome video

did u run out of pills?

[gradualreport]

why do you have any for me?

[teens68]

i love you!! i can never form a linear thought. so i know how u feel right now.

[leglessnotlegolas]

I like it. So long as you keep the pre-shows relatively fresh and random, s'all good. :)

[dark777888]

I can never get my thoughts together. its harder than people think. They think its just a brain fart but no, it a brain-huge-crap-on-the-floor. Kind of like a permanent brain fart that requires a wipe.

[redplatoon]

If you cant follow through a linear thought, try some curvy thoughts, they are more fun to follow and theres a smaller chance you'll fall asleep while thinking.... true story...

[ldsqtbea]

lol so this is how the magic happens :)

[aztec5mil]

Time magazine!!!  That's what you held up in the beginning with the water bottles.. Yeah, that's the only thing I read...

[bigheadknc5]

lol. Its okay Danny, I mind goes to sh*t sometimes to. And more often than not I have too many thoughts running through my head that I can't slow them down to focus on ONE! Yes, its a problem indeed. And trying to keep up with them WHILE talking- pure entertainment! =D love love love. The toilet is leaking- gotta run. Kristin

[bigheadknc5]

Damn- "MY!" MY MIND- NOT "I" MIND....GAWD! lol

[mnr8788]

i once played a joke my pet goat. goat is his name. so goat was drinking water out of a bucket when i suddenly jumped out of the storage room near the bucket. i screamed "GOAT" and the poor thing just like froze up, literally the goat like got all stiff and just rolled onto its side. i got a video about it on my phone. funny stuff. but my goat had the same reaction a the one you depicted on this vid.

[Yogling]

Bwahahaha - is it one of those fainting goats?

[ryanpc1972]

i like cheese too

[xIlIuzionx]

HAHAHA

Most fucking random ass show ever!

I love it!

[Oh4realtho]

The background made me think of the fth-birds. haha.

[PezProductions]

sucked

[PezProductions]

it was actually very good

[ballarific7]

haha ur hilarious

[muslk]

i like ur hair like that

lets do it

[ldsqtbea]

right after him and i do it ... we are talking about making cheese right ???

[AnishCarlito]

So, how did you end up fixing your mental block problem anyway?

[sexyegyptman91]

Yo danny whatsss up, hit me up yo, your great. reply somthin funny lol

[muslk]

i love u

ur vids are the best!

[tc511]

Danny all I can say is this, I fucking love you. You have to be the funniest person I have ever seen.. EVER! I laugh in every single one of your videos, and my is the highlight of my day!

[matlock044]

Hello.

[Firelink571]

haha

[sakuraXgaara15]

Aww, Danny! xD I'm ready for the show!

[mikefalzone]

do you wanna announce the winner for the contest im having on my channel? lemme know.

[gradualreport]

sure what's the gig pay?

[Pokerboy12345]

Yay

[shesoverit]

ohh i read that article too.. not supposed to re-use plastic bottles like dasani and crap

[TyrannoJack]

wow danny, sounds like you might be afflicted with sever mental retardation.

[gradualreport]

ohh you kids should be in school

[yami93]

u r a great guy...too bad my friend isnt

[mnr8788]

either they are dropouts or just lazy bums

[gardenstate761]

yea but its summer!!

[sexyegyptman91]

Lol nice one man

[nickanddomingo33]

wow the second comment, but anyway this show is funny!

[shesoverit]

ohhh yeaahhh *koolaid man*

[nabpoznanp]

2nd :f

[sfehonda]

lowl