HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT-JOY DIVISION OVEN GLOVES

[brpwrdnsfrnzy]

I'm very sorry, but nothing is as funny as an Anal Cunt tea-towel holder. :-)

[conoco1]

picallili shin pads haha,.class

[BazWildeClub]

It's Joy Division Mickey Mouse T-Shirts now...

[Ewtube101]

4 people don't have souls

[KILLERSTROP]

IT'S CATCHY.

[ianguynz]

Pure class mate, nice work!

[goneAWOLagain]

I'm rather fond of my George Formby Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine.......

turned out nice again

[MrGaserf]

brilliant and timeless

[cilamc]

"My grandfather clock was too tall for the shelf so I sold it and opened up a store selling Joy Division oven gloves." I know it's a bit naff to quote lyrics in a YouTube comment, but that's just brilliant.

[bignicksuperstar]

puts a smile on my face everytime.

[philshep73]

Don't wash them Jayne, otherwise they'll just be oven gloves!

[magpieking]

This song makes my brain tingle.

[baggies5468]

"Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns"

and folks say Shakespeare could write!

Classic.

[Rhiannnraaawwwrrrr]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo, tropical diseases !

[johnbarry1965]

I 've got a Brian Jones rubber ring!!!!

[patnotbob]

nice 1 1

its ! of my many favs be them

[parky2310]

By far THE best video on Youtube! : ) xxx

[MrPeguin666]

this is straight-up gangsta rap! lol

[EnzoDisgraziato]

Ian Curtis neck-tie, anyone?

[johnbarry1965]

@EnzoDisgraziato Ian Curtis clothes airer!!!!

[HawK047]

I went to heaps of postpunk festivals with my oven gloves.

[countrochefort]

My Grandfather's cock was too tall for the shelf....

[kennyjepoh]

I really need a pair of Joy Division oven gloves. My good lady said she would build me some for my birthday. Soon my life will be complete.

[RAMSscape]

Now I really want some Joy Division oven gloves.

[TheTrumpetrick]

picalili shin pads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cause for concern,,,brilliant,,

[Cruithne3753]

Holding out for a New Order microwaveable tupperware set...

[MrTrowzaa]

I like to think this has an underlining deep meaning involving the Joy Division section of the concentration camp where the dead bodies of jews were burned and thus born a reference to oven gloves.

But knowing HMHB, they're just mental.

[llewesa100]

@MrTrowzaa Naming a band after a section of a place where so many peoples lives were ended tragically shows a complete lack of repect and compassion and is offensive in itself.Which gives great insight in the mentality of JD themselves and their fans.There's nothing clever or esoteric about giving a group an obscure name,it's just adolescent pedantry so I agree with you sir!

[33BottlesOnMyDesk]

@llewesa100 Joy Divison's Ian Curtis had an interest in WW2 history, like the Nazi's and the concentration camps. Go and listen to 'no love lost' by Warsaw. That song doesn't make fun of the 'section of a place where so many peoples lives ended tragically'. Not all his songs were about him mourning for his bird. Listen to 'Decades', 'They Walked In Line' and others which can seem more vague 'Day of the Lords'

[llewesa100]

@33BottlesOnMyDesk ....It's not a question of him making fun of the subject.He should have known better than to exploit 6 milllion peoples individual tragedies like this; it is shocking and distasteful !!!!!

[robt135utube]

piccalilli shinpads... genius

[JEDWARDSUPERFAN11]

LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS A PERSON LOOOOOOOL

[hellolauratube]

ian curtis is pissing himself right now

[AshBash3495]

@hellolauratube

Would be if he wasnt dead... :P

[Roggie67]

hahaha! where can i buy a pair of those!

[dwyermckerr99]

I got me a Burzum Baby Bouncer, at Lidl would you believe?

[Longniddrie]

@imissbrishleyland I do believe you can pick up an Anal Cunt tea-towel holder at B & M bargains for only £2.99. You can also get a Mr Edmunds get well soon tombstone for only a fiver.

[blindpinkthunders]

Fucking Genius.

[malcolmcog]

Gordon Burns presents some local news tv show in the back of beyond. Nero isn't fiddling on that, or maybe he is.

[pogpoggle]

I want Joy Division oven gloves

[Cruithne3753]

What a brilliantly daft concept... what gave them the idea?  Now how about a Killing Joke Sandwich Toaster?

[skagtrendy06]

anyone know how to get "mate of the bloke who set up the pa"-HMHB? Get it sorted!

[cheslennox]

@skagtrendy06 on there home page there's free downloads of peel sessions, kershaw sessions etc... i'm sure i saw it there!

[Longniddrie]

When are this band touring the UK?

[ty3165]

4 people dislike this song, wtf ?

[eldospinks]

Some people worship a pretend man in the sky called God.

I worship this band.

[thanxx]

@eldospinks jeeeeeeesus christ come on down! :)

[eldospinks]

@thanxx Couldn't put it better myself...lol

[eldospinks]

Some people worship a pretend man in the sky called God.

I worship this band.

[DomSezXL]

LOL! This is brilliant!

[coopa96]

I want a Durutti Column egg whisk

[evilrobottolhurst]

@coopa96 Hitler is considering a Durutti Column spice rack... watch?v=dZ5_h3BPDL8

[DrChalkwithering]

I love Joy Division; they're my favourite band. I would kill a child to get a set of Joy Division oven gloves.  Seriously.

[Smurchison]

OOOO OOOOO CHEMICAL ALARM!

[birdandthe]

no fucking sound !!!!!!!!!

[sexydavidbowie]

superb what a band!

[ZoltanBuchan]

I'm a little blase...

[imissbritishleyland]

Inspirational. Personally I've been hankering for an Anal Cunt tea-towel holder. Any one know where I can pick one up?

[VALLEYOFGWANGI]

@imissbritishleyland no but i've got a tea towel holder that looks like an anus.

[imissbritishleyland]

@VALLEYOFGWANGI I'll take it!

[DrChalkwithering]

@VALLEYOFGWANGI That's funny because I've got an anus that looks nothing like a tea towel holder.

[hexonatapeloop]

@VALLEYOFGWANGI That's ironic cos I've got an anus that looks like a teatowel holder

[KarmicAnarchist]

@VALLEYOFGWANGI I've got an anus that looks like a Tea towel.

[ThinYoghurt1]

Great work all round, I nearly dropped my Cabaret Voltaire sugar tongs....

[reekinopiss]

Fantastic vid mate i can't stop playing it :)

[malhutch1]

Very clever. I love HMHB and this is a particular fave. I've been to a post punk postcard fair indeed.

[fatandim]

I've clicked "like" and commented on this before....But again, I think it's brilliant!

[funkmasterdub]

Great vid chief

[lkkjsd]

song sucks

[trfccurt07]

ANyone selling a Manic Street preachers Bread bin?

[SWF90]

i want an iron maiden breville

[Eoinposse]

I wish I had an Inspiral Carpets toaster.

[DaveShedMan]

Only just discovered this video, wish I'd found it sooner! Superb stuff. Me, I want a pair of those Picalilli Shinpads...

Ô¿Ô

[TheGorehound101]

Great video ,and class song! Actually inspired me to make my very own, did 3 now, one for Beck's Devil's Haircut, but I can look myself in the mirror and say ,I didnt rob your formula!!

[MrPaZuZu666]

this must be the day after "national shite day", cos HMHB dun get any better than this

I'm dancing, dancing, dancing...and i'll bet Ian would too..."may i have this dance Sir" ;p

[prototypeginger]

cant wait till my sham 69 garden shears turn up

[ty3165]

great video

[000wednesday]

A Stranglers coffee table for me

[flcsucks]

to the dude wh recommended this to me on 'i tell you that'and i say thank you and said i'd listen to it... this is a joke right? like they were fucking around with this song?...cant honestly tell cause they suck vag so much. and really, i cant tell

[CorbyWhistler1]

Pure quality, dude.

[notbubu]

"Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns" is one of my favourite lyrics ever.

[MalinBellEnder]

Joy Division Oven Gloves currently gets two hits on eBay.

(And one in my kitchen!!!)

[drplbiftin]

I use my Joy Division oven gloves to handle my Nirvana shotgun.

[YouuuuuuTosserrrr]

@drplbiftin Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o!

:)

[minnietheminx]

Ebay says "0 results found for joy division oven gloves"

[xanglat]

Joy Division is really good !

Thank you for posting !

[digitalman999]

I'm gonna have this tune rattling round my brain call for a fortnight. Nice vid :-)

[KVID1000]

I keep mine right next to my Cradle Of Filth spoon rest

[mingmong21]

top drawer

[titchandbitch]

sooooooo shit!

[dwyermckerr90]

Well done, All Hail the Thrice Mighty Biscuit!

[djch123]

Love your video making style- check out our 'wash your face in my sink' cover... if you want to, if not don't bother - ta.

[ChannelLightVessel]

But I wanted a Public Image Ltd tea towel

[gmanelliott]

haha. love it!!!

[kptkopter]

Buy this Monday 4th April to help get this song to #6 to boost the Save radio 6 Music campaign

[tymeera]

Checking out theQuantocks !!

Picalilee Shinpads !!!!!

You dont get poetry like like this nowadays, me laddos !!!!!

Quality of the highest order indeed

[dwyermckerr90]

@tymeera Don't forget, " Sharkshit, welterweight, Belsize squat."

[MindCrazedBanjo]

achtung bono...brilliant!!!

[rottenzeidler]

love it

[rey61nyne]

...is it me or is this song just annoying? :/

its not funny, nor is it parody, nor is it talented, nor is it well written, nor is it catchy...just nothing about it appeals to me...and thats rare :S :P I like almost all music but this is just like an annoying jingle...

it sounds almost like if 7 Seconds Of Love were rubbish haha

[MindCrazedBanjo]

stick to pop music then and be mind numbingly shallow all your life...hahaha

[rey61nyne]

@MindCrazedBanjo you know nothing about me obviously :) I do like pop music, I also like jazz, hip-hop, rock, metal, blues, dance, trance, drum 'n' bass, indie, grunge, house, dubstep...and if you name another genre chances are I like at least something in it :) so don't spout a load of rubbish without knowing me please :)

its my opinion and its totally valid so I think you're the shallow, illeducated one for immediately dismissing it and believing your own opinion is the correct one :P idiot.

[dunkiep]

I have to agree... and I'm a big fan of HMHB. There are loads of funny, engaging (and even musically engaging) songs they've done over the years, but this isn't one of them. A very strange choice of song for the Radio 6 listeners to use as a download chart-raid statement.

[rey61nyne]

@dunkiep thanks for replying in a reasonable manner :) I'll have to listen to more HMHB 'coz this song put me off them (its the first song I heard), but, if this isn't representative of their normal standard, I'll give em another chance :)

[dunkiep]

... so where should a newcomer start with HMHB? Jonny Curmudgeon has a point - like any comedy, the fans enjoy obscure references that they think no-one else will get. I suggest you start by searching wikipedia to discover who Fred Titmus was, then check out 'Fucking hell it's Fred Titmus' from the first album - back in the DHSS. If you don't 'get' that, give up! The joke is often how utterly pointless the references to the anti-heroes are. I loved the 1st LP despite its musical naiivity.

[JonnyCurmudgeon]

Hey Rey.. You might like jazz, hip-hop, rock, metal, blues, dance, trance, drum 'n' bass, indie, grunge, house, dubstep but if you don't like 1950s football, 1960s cricket and taking the mick out of popular culture in general you ain't going to get HMHB

[GAC456]

@rey61nyne Its not really a parody Its making a social comment about merchandising and materialsim - in my oppinion at least, personally I think that its really catchy but HMHB may simply not be to your taste.

[Lone06]

i dont get it

[hufclufc]

funny vid mate

[fffffffffffffffffark]

If people think that this is the sort of shut that 6music plays then they'll close it down for sure.

Awful song.

[flanders243]

you mental?

[muzpunk]

@fffffffffffffffffark You're right, this is shut!

[muzpunk]

@fffffffffffffffffark blah blah blah, in me joy division oven gloves!

[ynys0169]

half way up the wrekin with an empty flask of tea he he , SHROPINGTON LARRRDD!. do you like hoovering and cake?

[jgnw1]

Save 6 music

[monco66]

OOOooohh,

Tropical Diseases

Awesome

Indeed, the epitome of the kind of stuff you can't find anywhere besides 6music.

Save 6music!

Thommo is a numpty!

[AtomicUke]

Great Idea 'Joy Division Gloves' becoming the campaign song for saving 6 Music. That'll show em! and bring pleasure to millions. Vauxhall Viva Le Revolution!

[lanson75]

Only in the UK!

[eportlad17]

im all for saving 6music but this song is atrocious

[DOTTYROSETORUNSKI]

er........like me team, music, this is brill,should i be vale should i be stoke....come on tranmere ha ha

[ty3165]

prick you aint got no taste

[daysthree]

Buy this!! Save BBC 6 Music.

[ninjatoolkit]

HMHB for Number 1- Save BBC 6Music

[MarlaSingerIsMyIdol]

save bbc 6 music.

[PeapodPower]

Brilliant!

Saw Half Man Half Biscuit at Glastonbury - 1986 I think?!.

Great vid - thanks.

[MrSpiddy]

SAVE BBC 6 MUSIC !!!

[shutupcaf]

hahahah love this!

[pbd1971]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!

Save 6 Music!

[PiPxTc]

'Theatre of Hate' dustmop, anyone?

[dcc422]

how did i JUST stumble upon this?

ahahahahah

[TheSodiumhaze]

I want a New Order Tea Towel!!

[Nachtsistdunkel]

?!? Joy Division Oven Gloves? I think I don´t understand, but it´s really weird! LOL

[joydivisionfanboy]

joy division oven gloves LOL

[whollymackerel]

saw blackey last wek walkin past siansburys. did not look happy. woody road can do that

[tkk123]

Time for a demystification... great!!!

[ianbris10]

Beautiful job. Well done!

[fuzzbuzzuk]

excellent job ,must have taken ages thumbs aloft

[kkdkefc]

very good,well done.

[Hynesie71]

I'm hoping for a Skids toilet brush!

[fatandim]

Excellent video!

[EOmaniachick]

AWESOME!

[custer1968]

Vinni Reiley seaside postcard...."Dear Mum...having a great time...wish you were here........"

[elbeanboymanchester]

Durutti Column tea towel.

[crankfrank76]

Marketable

[fuzzilu]

excellent video !!

[StanPomeray]

I love the concept :o) Could you go the whole hog? For example...."The Wake Kitchen Apron"......."Crispy Ambulance Teacloths"

[fuzzilu]

lol I remember seeing Crispy Ambulance gig dates in Sound s :)))

[IonPetru]

Conflict egg cosies?

Dead Kennedys honey spoons?

[agghtee]

Oooooh.....Tropical diseases (whilst Gordon BURNS)

[waldron76]

I've always wanted a Half Man Half Biscuit Tin myself.

[Pajojim]

Jack Russell pic inspired!! =))

[fakelegache]

lol took me 10 watches to twig that one!

[SonofaReaperMan]

I don't get it : (

[fakelegache]

we refer to a bloke called jack russell, a  former england wicket keeper.

[tezbooze]

ya silly git , thats great spot on , lovin thw gordon burns bit , well done m8

[thebass17]

grandi........

[ryanlewisjones]

i want to go to a post punk post card fair! Where and when is the next one?

[Oscar301]

"...checkin out the quantocks in me joy division oven gloves..."

absolute fukn poetry!

[skarecrowster]

fucking classic xxx proper

[Lemming013]

Ohhh, yesssss!

[tvslime]

Unbridled joy!

[AJUK88]

tune

[asfarbackasicanremem]

lol,class

[fakelegache]

lmao...class!

[SNOTTYBOTTY]

Yeah - found a pair on e-bay!!!!!!!

[Legoheads]

Genius...!!!

[fingal42]

My oven gloves are dirty... must get some new ones! Great video.

[mkj1972]

Great song & video.

[CharitableView]

Get in. Tranmere's season is unexpectedly promising.

[XxHIzErexX]

I love Joy Division

I love oven gloves

What else is left?

[Blompcube]

picalilly shinpads?

[CharitableView]

Nothing, my friend. My mum has got good oven gloves. They are sturdy enough to allow one to pick up the sun.

[vimtoid]

2:04

piccallilli shinpads!

a classic...

[NedsMissingTeeth]

I've got a Morrissey cravat.

[duklapragueawaykit]

and ive got some piccalilli shinpads

[duklapragueawaykit]

PS/great job with the video by the way.

[flowerpotpower69]

Great video for my favourite HMHB song- love the bottle of blase perfume-The smell of indifference!