Astrid Loves Her Bunnies

[nc17atnce101]

I enjoy the intro!

[DivineMystic1111]

I completely agree though that all holidays are corporate American bullshit! LOL I love this character! Was she introduced in Lisa's video about obeying her master? I am not sure if you had made videos with Astrid prior to that. You are so effin' talented!

[ReanniexXx]

Why did you stop doing these? I like them :)

[LouisGS100]

lol Ceciley your awesme

[RaybRay89]

lol love the patch.

[zachmar2nouri]

your german accent is really bad.

[eeli1]

Love as with art is only meaningful if you first dredge through the piss and shit. Otherwise, how will you find the beauty.

Love.

<# <---- a bouquet of flowers for you.

[AudibleOpinion]

Astrid Von Aij

A German Woman

From Germany

This is German Design Haiku, It uses less syllables and is therefore more efficient.

[MakeMeTheMusic]

Is it just me, or is this character's voice, isabella rossellini-eqsue circa 1992's "Death Becomes Her"?

Love to you and your work Ceciley, from a fan in Toronto :)

[TheMandelbrotSet]

Ceciley Jenkins, you're hot! Just saying.

[GunStreets]

@TheMandelbrotSet

what

[videoamt]

Good one!

°|~Jo

[TheKlaudjus]

funny video original... :)

[MrTabby5000]

we have to buy things astrid,thats what help pay your salary in the movies and films you appeared in.

[pseudioguy]

You need to make more! MORE! MORE!

[RCarleyproductions]

You know, when watching Lisa's videos, if your in them I get so happy! Your so hilarious it's unbelievable. Hilarious & Beautiful. Keep up the work. I'ld love to meet you some day, your so funny!

corporate american bullshit.

[1LBRTY]

Your Astrid character is very entertaining and arousing. But you are such a beautiful woman.

America needs you! There is way too much corporate bullshit. We need you more than ever.

Can you be Captain Camel Toe? Save us from the NWO of corporate mind control and cancerous greed.

[klakkin]

oh baby that's too hot !

[theflorgeormix]

Astrid...your fans await bunny time desperately

[jasperhalelvr]

my name is Astrid too!!!! i hate v-day too worst day ever!!

[cformosa4]

I <3 YOU!

[FollowingTheRain]

I love bunnies too 8D

It's hilarious when you say "Corporate American Bullshit"

[jc7112001]

I'm a little creeped out right now.

[xXUnkown00LinkXx]

i eat bunnies

[IWannabeJew]

I'm afraid that if I was ever issued a Minion or Bunny # I may have misplaced it.

Can you issue me a new one?

[alienzen]

hey ingrid, why are you eating paper? is it the new atkins diet?

[theflorgeormix]

It is difficult to handle the disappointment.

[marykirmo]

I love you Astrid! You make things so clear for me.

[AstridVonAij]

I am available to give you advice, Mary, whenever you are feeling mentally muddy.

xo- Astrid

[SideProjectMeg]

the unicorn dildo returns :-) haha

~#201

[AstridVonAij]

You are very good to remember the things I say #201! I send you kisses!

xo- Astrid

[crazycat1984]

What about corporate Canadian bullshit? You should get James, and Merdy in on the Astrid action hehe

Great video!

[ItsUmed]

omg lol the whole time i was calling that day "Corporate American Bullshit"... lol little did i know there was another one like me!!!

[doctorcatsburger]

I Love You Astrid

[AstridVonAij]

I love you, doctor.

[MorganThen]

Totally agree on the corporate bullshit ideology. They want us to buy things. :D LOL. Astrid, you never fail to amaze me with your type of humour!

[AstridVonAij]

Morgan! You are my sweet, talented songbird!

xo- Astrid

[FauxSeigneur]

Astrid, my sister from another manwhore; there is no love, just ambivalence.

Just ask ninety-six out of my ninety-seven minions. Do not ask my ninety-seventh as she is still under much house training.

ox- Faux

[DJTurboSolarium]

do u live in germany or america?

[AstridVonAij]

I have lived in California for almost two years now, liebchen.

xo- Astrid

[mandokir]

Is there one of those D.I.Y. model kits for fashioning unicorn dildos, or perhaps some kind of origami folding instructions? I'm not currently aware of any outlets that vend them.

[AstridVonAij]

You just go into an enchanted forest, find a unicorn and ask if you can use it's horn, and hold on. Simple, madokir. Ja.

xo- Astrid

[mandokir]

Well when you put it like that it sounds so simple.

[FordMustangV62000]

Totally Awesome Rach! I loved it! Good luck to you!

Ryan

[AstridVonAij]

Ryan, you are a little bunny. Don't feed yourself to any snakes. Unless they are metaphorical snakes of re-birth. Then you may.

xo- Astrid

[rendesvouz21]

Here I was thinking you were the essence and embodiment of awesomeness... I guess I was wrong.

[AstridVonAij]

Are you pouting, rendesvouz21? I scratch you under your chin.  Now do you feel better?

xo- Astrid

[rendesvouz21]

Yes! yay!

Astrid forever!

[mutcluck]

Can you put together a faux interview with Werner Herzog? (using an old interview of his) PLEASE??? I think it could be genius.

[AstridVonAij]

I am sure Werner is dying to be in a video with me, mutcluck. Good idea.

xo- Astrid

[smudgepots]

Astrid,

I hate to point this out, mein Liebchen, but the Corporate American bullshit you despise runs on the same subservience you demand of your bunnies. Unless you are enjoying the piquancy of this irony as a post-modernist dada joke, you naughty naughty Maechen you, I am sinking you need to reinvent your sexuality, you darling meine schatze, or be a target for zese American intellectuals to poke fun at Uberweibchen like yourself from the Vaterland. And this cannot be happening...

[Gold3n3y3]

You dare bring up the ironical machination of our beloved leader!!!! After she graced us with her presence and shared her insight with us mere scrubs!!

I KEEL YOU!!!

[AstridVonAij]

You are a very good minion, Gold3n3y3.

And smudgepots, I am complicated. I am not going to go by anyone's rules or logic. I follow where my genius, my lust and my heart take me. That is why I am Mistress of All.

Ja.

xo- Astrid

[smudgepots]

Astrid,

When I am reading zis I am going completely out of my mind.

You can bet on zat!

Smudge. X

[rendesvouz21]

Astrid, you are my inspiration... you are the essence of amazing-ness!!

[leojd]

How many rabbits did you have to kill for that hat??  The liberal corporate America bullshitters will get you. People like Pamela Anderson will be knocking on your door to tell you something profound about why we should not kill rabbits for hats for Germans...

[AstridVonAij]

This hat is made of felt, leojd! Meow.

xo- Astrid

[TwistedFateFilms]

As you wish!

[kohlcass]

/me crawls into Astrid's lap and purrs

PS: I still have more bunnies than you do!

[CharlotteSpeaks]

I love the festive eye patch, Astrid :)

xoxo Charlotte

[ItalianStallionette]

I'm twittering this video because I am minion number 58, and it is my job to worship you... Therefore, I do.

[AstridVonAij]

Delight! I hold you in my lap and pet you, #58.

xo- Astrid

[AmunPtah]

I love your hat Astrid and I loved your smile at the end of the video. You are so ravishing my Mistress.

[theflorgeormix]

shades of Brando

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, theflorgeormix, I am compared to Brando frequently because of my innovation in the world of Art.

Kisses.  Astrid

[WritingHannah]

Simply hysterical. I love it every time!!

xo

H

[AstridVonAij]

You are my special bunny, Hannah! I send you kisses and scratch you under your chin.

xo- Astrid

[WritingHannah]

I hippity hop into your lap and purr. Or whatever it is bunnies do that's equivalent to a purr.

[AstridVonAij]

They twitch their noses, liebchen.

xo- Astrid

[anikakarin]

You are absolutely gorgeous.

[AstridVonAij]

You have excellent taste, anikakarin! I send you kisses!

xo- Astrid

[Jervns]

You remind me of Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, but hotter!

[AstridVonAij]

I remind you of no one Jervns. I am a unique snowflake. I am the Mistress of All!

But since she is pretty and makes out with Anthony LaPaglia on tv, I suppose I will take the compliment.

xo- Astrid

[Jervns]

Forgive me Mistress, for my bold misrepresentation of your perfection!

[quitejaded]

Oh, haha! She "chews up the bullshit" so cute! Haha!

[AstridVonAij]

I am Bold, Explosive and Relevant, quitejaded. Not cute. Now go and fold your socks into bunny shapes!

xo- Astrid

[Mister456]

Astrid, I just saw your other eyeball underneath the valentines-eyepatch ^^

[AstridVonAij]

That is what you THINK you saw, you infidel.

xo- Astrid

[dacreeguy]

yes corporate american bullshit... I, being single, will be celebrating PALM SUNDAY!!!! sorry I'm just good that way

[AstridVonAij]

I hope you use your Palms for something delicious.

xo- Astrid

[DroppinTheGloves]

Astrid, bunny-fy me!

[AstridVonAij]

**** There. Bunnified.

xo- Astrid

[DarkDennis1961]

I agree with all of what you said.

[Lilylulay]

ooh ooh, I know! Stay at home and have a yard sale! :)

<3

[AstridVonAij]

Excellent idea, Bridget! Now you may eat cupcakes.

xo- Astrid

[anyastazya]

I am loving myself on your command! My will is yours, oh mistress Astrid!

<3<3

[AstridVonAij]

I hope you incorporate meowing, liebchen.

xo- Astrid

[BunnyNumber4000]

I bought my wife flowers, but I agree with you, so now I'm going to make a paper unicorn and fuck the hell out of it, lovingly. Happy Day!

[highrishdancer]

I'm gonna require some explanation... Unicorn dildo? In what way is that different than a regular dildo?

[AstridVonAij]

It looks like a unicorn or is made of unicorn horn, highrishdancer. Obviously.

Kisses- Astrid

[sparky7677]

i think your an artist you we muck what we really are

love your work

mitch r aka sparky m

[the7thwreck]

love love love, a strange and wonderful word. we should love no-one above ourselves. valentines day is about worshipping the fact that we have given ourselves unto the will of another, who will even tually chew us and spit us out, that is a lesson2b learnt.

we must only make love to ourselfs because we are the only ones that deserve it.

astrid my pseudo european, i lick your face in appreciation of the joy you bring to me. If anyone else deserved to be made love to from me it would be you. 7th x

[bikeman855]

Wonderful, thanks for the vid. I wish you would make them more often.

[HyperBunnyx3]

You make me go RAWR.

I shall go pleasure myself with a rainbow coloured unicorn dildo.

[sala19843714]

Yes!! Finally, someone who understands me! Thank you Astrid, I too love the bunnies...I tooo love the bunnies and I don't care who knows! I toooo love the bunnieees...

[AstridVonAij]

You are a good little bunny sala. Your love is delightful.

Kisses- Astrid

[mistresshope]

Thank you mistress and I your bunny 57 loves you too. I will do as told! and may I add your festive eye patch is dazzling!

[AstridVonAij]

Excellent, mistresshope! I scratch you under your chin. Good bunny 57.

xo- Astrid

[bphoru]

I just happen to have a unicorn, but you have to use it here.

unless you convince me I'm a pervert, if that turns out to be the case, you can take it home. but I'll be sad

[bphoru]

Valentine's Following water, down a brook. Baby birds, giving you a l 0|0 k. Cool breeze, of the wind. Laughter, in the eyes of your friend. Creatures, performing in the wild. Frolicking, like a child. Love, coming back into fashion. The quite, of chaotic passion. Staying awhile. Your smile. hope you had a good Valentines's

[angeIwest]

You are so creative.

[AstridVonAij]

It's true, angelwest. I am amazing. I send you kisses.

xo- Astrid

[ConditionRed333]

This is minion number 333.

I have bought things FROM TARGET!!! *screams*...I have been a bad bunny, master. Oh..the shame....please don't deprive me of carrots!!!

[AstridVonAij]

My sweet Number 333!  You are a very bad bunny. Go fold your socks into bunny shapes.

xo- Astrid

[TheLastZombie]

Happy Valentines day!

I love this video, and you have a wonderful eye patch.

Where do I find these unicorns?

And oh my..

I forgot my minion number.

So lots of love, from Chenea. <3

(Minion #..?)

[AstridVonAij]

I cannot be expected to remember all of these things myself! I have ART to make! You must fashion your own unicorn, Zombie. I send you kisses.

xo- Astrid

[TheLastZombie]

Thank you for the kisses, beloved mistress.

[Houseofmicky]

love the heart patch over ur eye

.. where do i put this unicorn dildo??

[AstridVonAij]

Wherever you like, liebchen!

xo- Astrid

[dimelion1]

i love you!

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, dimelion1! You do. You are a good minion and I scratch you under your chin.

xo- Astrid

[dimelion1]

thank you, my queen.

[hearNyou]

I appologise mistress, i am twenty minutes late!

[AstridVonAij]

I give you an air spanking for your tardiness! Thwack thwack! There now wasn't that nice?

xo- Astrid

[Nfactor2006]

I agree, just make sure it's a pink or red unicorn dildo. It's festive and a conversation piece.

excellent thinking Astrid, : )

Rob

[AstridVonAij]

I don't know who you will be having a conversation with since you are supposed to be spending the day ALONE with it! Be good Rob.

xo- Astrid

[Nfactor2006]

sorry about the minor oversight : )

Rob

[roadamerica2008]

i think not

[AlexGrim]

Unicorn Dildo, HA!

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but look at your festive holiday eyepatch. I've been a bad bunny, will you forgive me Astrid?

[AstridVonAij]

I will forgive you this once, Alex.

xo- Astrid

[StrictlyLesbians3]

this is simply A M A Z I N G

i am ur minion

and i will use ur unicorn dildo wisely for my self masturbational valentines day

-Tiffany

[AstridVonAij]

You take direction excellently well, Tiffany. Kisses.

xo- Astrid

[DamionBoyd]

Sorry I couldn't help looking at your eye patch.

~Damion

[BreezyFilm]

Oh how you are so awesome.

[AstridVonAij]

Your words fill me with delight, Breezy!

xo- Astrid

[Houseofmicky]

"i'm a bunny, i'm a bunny"

hahah it is corporate american bullshit

and of course i will make love to myself just for u

I LOVE U ASTRID

[mystimayhem]

how Ilove thee let me chew the ways. meeoowwza

[AstridVonAij]

And chew and chew and chew. I scratch youunder your chin, mystimayhem.

xo- Astrid

[nemanxtube]

You did your craft on me, like words on paper you stab me just the way I want to see.. see see.. love for each love for anastezy, doo again what you want me too be. happy again with no stink on me.

[AstridVonAij]

Lovely poetry, liebchen!

xo- Astrid

[JIM2579]

Priceless!! I loved it great job master

[AstridVonAij]

You may go and fold your socks into heart shapes now JIM2579.

xo- Astrid

[schmoesknow]

Oh God we love you Astid, we love being proposterous and we love spelling it as well. We make love to ourselves quiteoften so one more day, piece of cake.

WE LOVE BUNNIES TOO

THE SCHMOES

[AstridVonAij]

Take this piece of cake and make your unicorn Dildo out of that, my little Schmoes. Then you will be delicious everywhere.

xo- Astrid

[thebdonski]

I will make love to myself tonight for you

-bdonski

[AstridVonAij]

I am so glad Bdonski. Make it extra tender just for me.

xo- Astrid

[DamionBoyd]

that made me laugh.

[Deathant]

Bunny # 666 would like to state that he loves you very much, and looks foreward to when you post, Yah.

<3 Love you astrid.

[AstridVonAij]

You are my little love, Bunny#666.

xo- Astrid

[licence497]

i love you astrid

[AstridVonAij]

Kisses for your cheeks licence497!

xo- Astrid

[dortas7777]

LOL!I love you Astrid!

-Dor

[AstridVonAij]

Dor! I hope your day is as sweet as you are liebchen!

xo- Astrid

[prisha91755]

Thank you so much for thinking of your minion on corporate American Bullshit Valentines Day.

[AstridVonAij]

I think of you always my sweet prisha91755!

xo- Astrid

[LisaNova]

What shall I fashion the unicorn out of, mistress?

- Lisa

[AstridVonAij]

Soap?

xo- Astrid

[GuyWithBluePoop]

I saw you eat a heart in an another video.

May I be bunny #555 by the way?

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, I eat hearts all day. That was in WritingHannah 's video.

xo- Astrid

[Wizjkahna]

Does that mean that if I buy my Valentine more, I actually love her less? Hmmmm.

[TheCecMonster]

Spankings!

[CasualDaveDotCom]

and your bunnies love you, Astrid! Though I appreciate the suggestion, I'm gonna have to pass on the dildo experience. Please let us know how it goes for you.

PS Love the dimples when you smile ;)

[AstridVonAij]

I feel so sad for you, that you want to have your day without the unicorn dildo. I hope your day is loveley nonetheless!

xo- Astrid

[Gladosayx]

Booya, Can I watch you poop?

[CecileyJenkins]

I love bunnies MORE.

[CasualDaveDotCom]

They love you MORE!

[22ndCenturyJosh]

I love you too - xoxo!

[AstridVonAij]

Josh! I send you kisses, you are so special!

xo- Astrid

[tekkenhalo]

I couldn't help but stare at your eyepatch.

Sorry Astrid.

[AstridVonAij]

You are asking for trouble, tekkenhalo.

xo- Astrid

[Prissie28]

You are soooo pretty!

[AstridVonAij]

Thank you, Prissie28, you clearly have excellent taste.

xo- Astrid

[rach877]

My Unicorn dildo will be lightning blue

-Rachel_Undies xox

[AstridVonAij]

Excellent choice, liebchen!

xo- Astrid

[nico3641]

I want to be bunny #73

[AstridVonAij]

It shall be so, nico.

xo- Astrid

[RyanRossxox]

oh my  your so funny! <3

-sophia

[AstridVonAij]

Sophia-Have a wonderful day, my saucy little minx!

xo- Astrid

[RyanRossxox]

haha you make my day!

have a wonderful day too!

[SirChadwic]

I made chocolate brownies and threw them at couples!!! CABullshit!! oh, thanks for the vid. One day, maybe I could be a Bunnie?

[AstridVonAij]

Of course, SirChadwic, be my bunny.

xo- Astrid

[DroppinTheGloves]

i love yoU!

[AstridVonAij]

I give you some nice scratches under you chin, DroppinTheGloves!

Kisses xo- Astrid