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  • "I'm so hungry I'd sell my grandmama for a tic tac"

    I almost died XD

  • He didn't get drunk and fall off the boat... he was SWALLOWED ALIVE!!!

    And I look up to see the monkey carrying around a light. Nice

  • @Bthakilla4rilla lmao word. the monkey rocks

  • monkey*

  • that money is still the best part of the movie

  • "Snake Orgy Out In The Jungle"

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • SNAKE ORGY ON THE JUNGLE?! - love it

  • snake orgy

  • headhunters?! did you just say HEADHUNTERS?!!!

  • gotta love surviver refrences :)

  • Gotta love the monkey <3

  • "I'd sold my grandmother for a TicTac."

    XDDD

  • was that a turtle or what?????.............!!!!!

  • while i was watching this part i felt something but it was just a wire!!!!!lol!!!!!!!

  • 3 black people in the movie...you know one of them gotta die

    

  • @RockieRed13 3 ? I see 2 and one asian guy :))

  • @RockieRed13 oh you mean two guy and a girl :)) sr

  • is dat chris brown ? (da sissy guy)

  • OMFGGG THE MONKEY IS SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Uhm....was that a pair of legs...?

  • "So, you're telling me there's a snake orgy out there in the jungle?" LOL

  • 5:07

    

  • 5:08

    

  • 5:06

    

  • i like the voice of bill, very husky,...and he's so hot!!!

  • "MAN DO THAT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, THASS YO ASS" HAHAHA

  • I love it how when that guy goes do not stray from the group, three people stay were they are and don't move, they look like they have no intention of moving... idiots

  • "I am so hungry, I would sell my Grandmother for a tic tac" Man that guy is hilarious!!!

  • for real

  • Que estranho um barco pequeno desses se chocar numa margem e vai estilhaçar A metade do barco do outro lado sendo num rio RAZINHOOOOOOOOOOO

  • the black guy is so damn annoying. all he does is yell and get scared at every little thing

  • @parra3005 dude the black guy is funny

  • 2:35 wth is that?

  • That is the most adorable monkey, lol

  • they put some sexy ass men in this movie for realz

  • @TheTalentScout100 haha, totally!! :D

  • i love trangs jump lol it makes me laugh

  • the boat exploded so would the gas tank made a bigger explosion?? #just sayin

  • meh daddy is gonna get me a pet monkey just like dat I CANT WAIT

  • on part 6 the snake bit the guys butt like it was burnt toast

  • it's kinda funny that the blonde starts to lose her accent as this went on. LOL

  • Funny

  • oh god i'm so hungry i'll sell my grandmother for a tic tac lol

  • I'd like to have an orgy with Johnny Messner's anaconda!! XD!!! >:D Best part in the movie when he's topless & sweaty!! XXXDDDD!!!!!!!

  • @FightinEJR your a fucked up individual

  • ffuck ffuck fuck ffuck ... i wana ffuck that snake real hard ....

  • @freakyinsanity dam you are stupid

  • Of course, you know, they wouldn't look under the boat for where the phone actually is...in the case. But, hey, if they did, there wouldn't be a movie.

  • SO YOUR TELLING ME THERE SOME SNAKE ORGY OUT HERE IN THE JUNGLE?!

    Yes.

  • "I'd sold my grandmother for a TicTac" XD

  • When are they gonna make a new movie of anaconda? ???

  • @8788emmanuel

    They did..... Terrible sci-fi sequels, but still they're sequals.

  • you noe when u panick when a leech sucking ur blood,the leech will suck HARDER

  • "So you telling me there's some snake orgie out in the jungle!" lmao

  • this was a good movie. much better than its sequels

  • why don't they ever carry more than one flare for a flare gun?

  • 2:57 he is so cute

  • That girl with the dark and gold hair is kinda hot.

  • Oh the boat blew up. Don't worry hear comes Tarzan to save us all!!!!!!!!

  • two things:

    #1 that black dude wit the backpack is seriously annoying and needs to DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

    #2 why is there ALWAYS a pirck with a british accent?!

  • this move is of the chain man i hate it when black dude die frist

  • @c2kiss1 u obviously haven't been watching the entire movie, because a white guy dies first. and even if a black charicter did die first, i doubt that it would indicate that this movie is racist. btw, thanks for spoiling the next kill <3

  • I would freaking drown that panicking black dude.

  • is tht Ninja Assassin dude?

  • @adamsjay212 no your talking about his brother, his brother was in ninja assassin he played the bad ninja guy

  • LOL "god im so hungry ill sell my grandmother for a tic tac " LMAO!~

  • SO YOU TELLING ME THERE'S SOME SNAKE ORGY OUT IN THE JUNGLE ?!?!?!?

    Yeah, something like that .

  • why is it you get really creepy music when you see piled skeletons, it's just a communitys way of marking their burial ground when they can't afford to waste supplies of anything else

  • Hmm Animals have it Good. they can have sex with Various Partners without getting a STD. No wonder there are so many animals in the world.

  • how many times has the monkey saved them?

  • 1:33

    Cole: *into radio* Hello? C'mon, C'mon!

    Jack: Anything?

    Cole: Nothing.

    Jack: Keep trying!

    Cole: What do you think i'm doing, Jack!?

    Kong: *screams* STOP ARGUING

    LMAO!!

  • 1:20 aww hehe the monkey is helping out

  • man u do that in my neiborhood and thats your ass lol xD

  • monkay ftw!

  • the asian boy is soo cute *-*

  • @narutofreak12909 I'm cuter

    haha :P

  • Do that in my hood', That's your ass LMAO.....

    Love this movie thanx 4 da upload:)

  • That's not true *the muddy pit thing*, they all wrap around the female in the water, and will stay like that for how ever long it takes for all the guys to.... do what guys do.... days even. -info from animal Planet a few years back-

  • im suprised that at least one black guy survived n this movie

  • nooo food i will fiee if i dnt eat lol @:)

  • ok I like this movie but just a little fact about anacondas, the guy said in an earlier part that it would take weeks for the anaconda to digest that asshole, but it takes a 13 foot female anaconda (average size) 6 hours to digest, a 100 pound capybara, that guy looked pretty light weight (150 pounds at the most ) and that snake was fucking HUGE, so yeah big things tend to eat and crap a lot

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  • there's a snake orgy out in tha jungle!!!!!!

    lolx!!!

  • "Females find a nice,wet,muddy pitt.They all go after her at ounce one big mating ball"

    lmao 5:08

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  • the monkey is protecting them. gibing them warning

  • snake orgy XD

  • the asian guy is so smart!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gmjmj2003

    What asian isnt? lol

  • lols. im not rude. just a comment man. wads are comment for?? say wadever u like. relax. if im being rude to u. then im sorry.

  • damn the black guy is so fuking annoying sonofabitch

  • do you have to b rude

  • Racist! Naw, I know he's just annoying.

  • well, anaconda is the world largest snakes while python is the world longest snake.

  • @KhaLiD270690 Is there a snake that is long and big like anaconda combine with python ??

  • that freaking short black guy needs to die!!!

  • anacondas are also known as water boas. there are two types of anacondas the green and the yellow and the green is the biggest. the green anaconda is the heaviest snake, but the reticulated python is the longest.

  • that monkey is so damn cute!

  • "This mo-b is great" !!!

  • I LOVE THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Chanelarponen I KNOW HE'S SO SWEET! If he were mine I'd name him george and I'd hug and squeeze him and blahblahblahblah lol.

  • From what I heard Pythons or Boas (idk which) are longer but the Anaconda are larger (larger in width and weight).

  • There is one sanake that has been reported longer the recticulated python that grows longer to about 11.5m but the anaconda is heavier at 220kg. so yes correct

  • lol do that in my neighborhood, thats ur ass haha

  • lisen lisen LISEN!!!!!!!!

  • lmao u tellin me theres some snake orgy out in the jungle?

  • its not a myth........

  • 6:52 sick part

  • I just wonder if snakes that big really exist?? or it's just a fantasy or a myth

  • they can be that big... but thats probably the biggest they would ever get

  • both, condas cant get that big but they can be that heavy, and python can be long but not heavy

  • Unless it's mating season!

  • i'm sorry but does anyone think the Asian dude is hot because damn i would luv 2 tap tht

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  • If Bill Gates told me I was getting half his fortune, I wouldnt venture any where near that Jungle, I Freaking Hate SNAKES.

  • @pello777 I agree I can't stand snakes I have a real phobia about them , I wouldn't do it for all of Bill Gates fortune lol

  • @Haimfan I WOULD! that's alot of bread honey.

  • look a the monkey

  • You smell what the rock is cookin?

  • god @ 5:45-5:56 tran looks his hottest x]

    too bad he dies

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  • 1:19

    Kong : Haha I have a bigger flashlight!!!

  • ROFL @4:20 "listen listen LISTEN!"

    this movie cracks me up so bad.

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  • love the cute monkey

  • " so your tellin me there's some kind of snake orgy out in the jungle" hahaha i love it :)

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  • haha snake orgy

  • "If threatened, they will spit up their food and attack again"

    More like Run away...XD

  • Anacondas In Asia?

    LMAO

    I'm surprised the wildlife expert guy isn't as shocked as he would be in real life.

  • 2:46 would have been the perfect shot of him getting eaten

  • lol so these scientologists or whatever can build boats and sense mating or some shit now?

    oh and 1:00 that gas tank would have exploded with the boat.. it would have possibly been the main reason for the explosion

  • lidsen lisen lisen!!!!

  • "You mention food one more time, I'm voting you off this island." lol xDD

  • waaaaaaaaaaaaw

    it's terror

  • lol some snake orgy lol

  • "Man, You Do That In My Neighbourhood, And Thats Your Ass"

    Lmao

  • man in orange t shirt: PLEASE GET A FUCKING RHINOPLASTY god that thing is so malformed Dx i feel horribly shallow, but that nose makes me feel ill DX

  • You really hate that guy's nose. lol

  • 4:00 - Yeah that freaked me out the first time I saw that.

  • i like the man blonde the azn guy orange shirt they all cool

  • i like the black man with the orange shirt 2. Hes so cool! Nd the monkey is so cute nd funny :D

  • you suk

  • hdfjkshdfjsdhf

  • fuck you anacondas

  • "I'm so hungry...i'd sell my grandmother for a tictac." LOL:D

  • "You mention food one more time and I'm gonna vote you off this island!"

  • the movie is more funny then scary xD

  • kawawa naman ung my ari ng bangka..

  • i like the black man with the orange shirt he is extrmly scared and the monkey also lol

  • snake orgys are huge look at garter snakes,especially anaconda orgys WHOA!!!!!!!!!

  • In reality mating balls are usually no more than 6 snakes. Not the dozens they show in this movie. And they happen almost exclusively in the water.

  • yeah i know i was just joking HA.

  • the first anaconda that killed ben looked bigger then the dead one

  • snake orgy! ROFLMFAO

  • Cole is such a little bitch!!!!!

  • you tellin mre theres some snake orgy out in the jungle!?

    priceless, it's really funny cuz it's TRUE! lol

  • LOL I love the black guy with the orange shirt! :D

  • aww the monkey wit the flashlight lol the monkey is sooo cute

  • Monkey with the flashlight...cute :)

  • That skinny black guy is so funny!

    So we just going to walk to the head hunter not away.... oh yeah that make sense

  • I'd sell my grandmother for a tic tac lmfao

  • The snake never managed to eat kong perhaps he would only be as a chicken drumstick compared to fresh live humans for it's dinner

  • ur tellin me theres a snake orgy on the jungle?lol

  • head hunters sounds kinda nasty

  • Welcome To The Jungle!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • coo

  • lol never knew there was some like a snake orgy. wow snakes getting thier grove oowwnnnnnnnnn. yea.oohh ahhhh ohhh ahhhhh hey hey my turn, get of her i said its my turn. well wat you gonna do about it. rraaahhgggggrrrrrr. silence in the pit.lol

  • yea cole rules this movie.lol. but my fav part is the ending of the movie when theres about 50 huuuuge black anacondas in a pit and kill the bad guy.perfecto. aahhhh d..dd..ddd...did you see that.aahhhhhh help help .lol.

  • "SO YOU TElLIN ME THERE SOME SNAKE ORGY OUT IN THE JUNGLE?" Cole, you and your comedy.

  • What was that @ 2:35?

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