Ali G - LAPD, Gangs, Dog Training

[Kynokeh]

dey is like us, dey is mammaries

[layCcorben]

can this dog smells drogs?

no!

respect :-D

you're save:-D



[seankinsellasean]

...he killed marge

HAHAHAHAHHA

[IamHaddy]

You say tomato I say potato lmfaoo

[satellite964]

massiv deaf gang , booyakasha!

[WeEnjoiChocolate]

70 people didnt know dolphins were mammals.

[jawneblaize]

"And what else do you sell"...agent pauses, thinks to himself "what da heck is this guy on"? LoL, you gotta love Ali G. 

[1tahoesky]

" .. crime isn't somethin' that you should "do"... but somthin' that you should "don't""

[ChristiaanL14]

Chief Bill Gates

[RazvanTheBear]

They, they is like us, they is mammories

[tvorhauer]

What was it like being the head of the NYPD LMFAO!!!!!

[Troforso]

fuck this cuting and editing in the end

[Tommynatorium]

What else do you sell...*cool hand move* ? HAHAHA :D

[RTurneron]

I love how much effort he has to put in to describe why dolphins would not make good law enforcement animals

[MrSpecialsecretagent]

hear me now; for you entertainment there is a porn called L.A.D.P (it's the best title ever) thank you.

[curtmastor]

gates was a good man RIP.

[saddie15]

they ain't fish haha

[Younowkoed]

Someone actually stabbed a group of deaf men for using sign language. It amazes me that people can be as stupid irl as this Ali G character.

[superpandamanCY]

haha atleast the last guy was playing along with him

[superpandamanCY]

isnt it a bit racialist to mainly use black dogs to do this.. but aint it a bit racialist to say alright this is dangerous work, lets get the brothers in.... hahahahahahahaha

brilliant

[superpandamanCY]

he killed marge?

[downhiller234]

hey can they not laugh? must be really serious people lol

[acquisces]

what else do you sell? lololololol

[whosurdada23]

how the HELL does he keep a straight face? major props

[lancesta01]

this is dangerous work lets just get the brothers in to go and find the bombs lmfao!

[NYSexyRexy]

"My main man Chief Bill Gates"

[IPKUCALL911]

lmfaoooo

[zeinstranator]

People should stop ruining punch lines in the comments

[comanchio1976]

@zeinstranator Here's a handy hint for you...try watching the vid first, it's only 7mins long

[zeinstranator]

@comanchio1976 except I like seeing what other people have to say

[shadaxsolstice]

My mic sounds nice, check one.

[knifefightLV]

I like how the ATF employee explains how you could possibly make a bomb-sniffing dolphin.

[jeebersjumpincryst]

@knifefightLV YEAH UNBELIEVABLE! and how he explained the older dogs werer all too busy out working and didnt have enough time to interview the newly recruited dogs - LOL!!! poor guy. reminds me of the cop on simpsons...

[ywang610]

dangerous to do shadow puppets...win



[bailsslayer101]

lmfao he thought he was talking about the simpsons! xDD

[FullForceAirsoft]

he killed marge :O

[MightyChewbacca666]

i love the way everyone he interview's faces drop when he suddenly puts on a serious voice like at 7:16

[putanares]

i dont have anythink on meee mutheeerrrrrr fuckkkker will all set

[Rs2009x]

'and what else does you sell? '

[fernandokleinrocha]

"aint that a bit racialist gettin mainly black dogs" hahahahaha

[gosox773]

Ali G is hlarious although as an American I think it would be better watching this with the audience laughter.

[ShinyMan13]

@gosox773 as an American i disagree



[amor987654321]

hahahhahahahaha "your all set"

[slikplaya]

i saw this episode when it first came out, and had the dolphin thing in my mind for 5 years..

[jwaring953]

"The dogs we have are too busy...to interview the other dogs" lol...I think the guy knows Ali is trolling, but still too funny.

[mukerjeewise]

So is there a massive deaf gang!! XD

[ferdo621]

"but ain't it a bit racialist"

[attomal]

"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives"

"Aight and what else does you sell?" LMAO how can they hold their laughter?

[hitmanha]

"Aint that a bit racialist to get black dog do it" LOL

[jamesjoyce91]

that guy had a really hard time answering the dolphin question

[jamesjoyce91]

"He killed Marge."

[ALEJANDROCALVO1]

"So is there a massive deaf gang?"

[xChiefRunningWater]

Is it dangerous to do shadow puppets in the ghetto? AHAHAHAHAH!

[birdhouse13579]

What does ATF stand for?

Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

And what else does you sell?

LMAO :D

[rarecpus]

stop editing the fucking videos !!!

[rarecpus]

the guy at the end was a good counter-troll to ali g haha. "The dogs dont have time to interview the new dogs, so we interview them ourselves" LOL!!

[coolio801]

"you say tomato, i say potato" HAHAHAHAHA

[Mrscrazydude]

you're safe....what? did i said that out loud....haha :)

[Mrscrazydude]

you're safe....what? did i said that out loud....haha :)

[dbergkampafc]

Is there a massive deaf gang? lol

[Lubosheck]

yo check it out my man chief bill gates :D

[SHAMWOWfazoodle]

was there any famous people that u put your penis in

[SolaceEconomics]

he killed marge? xD

[dawe929]

hahah hi killed marge lol

[supertito123]

"they's mammaries." lol

[supremefishscale]

"hintelligent" lol

[JoshFaille]

The last guy was so awesome

[rhys10055]

when they find the bomb, how long does it take for the dog to defuse it?

[lazarus1995]

someone called in a bomb treath at my school, and my buddy asked who wasw checking if there was any bombs in there, and the policeman said "a bombsquad" and my friend said "like a bunch of robots? couldnt thay take over the world, like in terminator" the policeman replied "its a dog."

[SierraVistaServe]

this is great.

[KlikOn]

hahaha fucking awesome!

[champwagner]

lmao get shot doing the duck sighn would suck

[tirimut]

'im shown that crime ain't something that you should do,it's something that you should don't. :D

[ThePerkonm]

he shaked mans hand and says. "hello Debbie"

[TheFreePisces]

If you watch 6:11 to 6:21

YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD, look at Ali afraid to death of a little dog lol

[faiqaljabry]

so whats it like to work in the NYPD ?

"no its LAPD"

well you say tomato i say potato i think its a language thing

[aapekaap]

lol the ATF guy can't talk and breathe at the same time...

[TheFreePisces]

@aapekaap Americans

[siilikeraisk]

YO!

[chrizzz130]

oj simpson hahaha cebrillitys sick just like techmology alright wicked hes writing it down haahaha the crocidile.

[jizzinmypants1996]

if a dog finds a bomb how long does it take for him to defuse it LOL

[Nolebrab]

Dolphins aint fish they is like us they is mammaries. (tits)

[Delvontehmage]

Give that man a knighthood!

[fatmanontherun]

Pls some one give this man a medal.

[Stillwell86]

So, is there a massive def gang?? haha :D

[deathspasm9]

the fact that he actually got that guy to justify why the police force do not use dolphins to detect bombs is brilliant

[kthxbye1000]

Me is <3 Ali G. Respect.

[enzomaidana]

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE THE DOG TO DEFUSE THE BOMB!!

SHIT I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[tintin4561]

LOOOOL dolphins

[LoggyWD]

ceberilitits/

[MrDrakulaS]

Bill Gates. xD

[jcudal32]

Massive Deft gang OMG imagine if that was real LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[jack390]

ROFL!!! aint it racialist to get like the brothas to do the work? xD

[jonolollmao]

sebrellities lol

[CoreyJamieson]

"so is there a massive deaf gang?" ohmygosh my face hurts from laughing too much. ALI G=Legend!

[CoreyJamieson]

"he killed marge?" hahahaha rofl!

[cainisme]

'So, 'ave you ever smelt a dogs ass?'

'Yeah, I have.'

[AgentCarter]

racialist is actually a real word.

[yvesofzo]

Aint that a bit racialist getting mainly black dogs to do this work?

[sushanalone]

lol "Dog is just a slang word for k9"

[geniusjas87]

He is racialist cuz he uses the black dogs to do the hard work!! I hate racialists

[heyshutupyou]

ha would it be bad to do shadow puppets in the ghetto

[l235n3p5]

and what else does he sell?

[AntonioRepiso]

"you say tomato I say potato" LOL

[Sjiiit]

2:56 he still throws up the WEST SIDEEEE

[232323C]

somebody needs to tell this guy that aaaa ITE went out long ago...lol

[y3wtub3]

@232323C lol remember this video was added 4 years ago... :)

[MrDevah]

Marge

[HaartBreakKid]

'Do you interview the dogs yourself or do you get one of the senior dogs to do it'

[thatposterguy]

"Well our dogs are busy, there out looking for explosives so they don't have the time to interview the other dogs"

[HaartBreakKid]

'Alright, this is dangerous work, lets get the brothers in to find the bomb'

[deeppurple28]

Not a word for an Hour?!

[lHEENA101]

Deaf gangs hahaha!!

[oOoSOLACEoOo]

"When they h'actually find the bomb, how long does it take the dog to defuse it?" XD Legend!!!

[bradleybloodjesse]

Why do ppl get the urge to whrite down exacly what they just herd off a vedio?

[KATOMATE01]

@bradleybloodjesse because it is a funny part?? You basically just asked why do people quote movies? how dumb of a question is that.

[fuckoff187]

he tried to trick gates into saying OJ killed his wife but it failed

[skrivas]

2:02 hahahahaha

[432farhad123]

my man bill gates lmao

[saqib09]

I don't know how this guy ever became police chief despite being such a cool guy.

[keenerj30]

Good

[astoriazfinest13]

got me lmaooo everytime

[Legendworking]

he killed marge...

[b13pink]

Ali G!

[midoshy1992]

the other dogs are busy searching for bombs, that's why we have to do the interviewing ourselves lmao!!

[spartan0187]

I like how he pointed out to the guy that dolphins aren't fish, and then continued with his stupid questions.

[ukijhu97]

they actually take his suggestions about using dolphins to find bombs and dogs to defuse them seriously lol

[SleekWhip]

"crime aint somethin that u should do, it's somethin that u should don't" bahhahaha

[12beef34]

these americans are so dumb, its clear Ali G is taking the piss but they dont see it and then they answer with stupid answers hahaha

[pele17]

@12beef34 don't mistake kindness for weakness dumbass

[12beef34]

@pele17 that was in a song i heard today, creep

[mcwatta]

Massive deaf gangs!!! jajajajajaajaj

[1ManArmy786]

the dolphin bit is amazing

[GmasterRED]

this guy is just brilliant....and people appear to take him seriously!!!!

[ProtokolVG]

When they actually find a bomb,how long does it take to dog to defuse it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! xD

[krazy8957]

cebrilities...

[fattkattz55]

hahahahahhahahahaha he killed

[HiddenAdept]

So what else do you sell? LMAO

[Purushadasa]

The first guy didn't understand a single word until "Daryl Gates." I can see it in his face! LOL

[jacko1076]

hello.. dabby lol

[TheDakkies]

lol! lets get the brothers in to go anfd find the bombs! lol

[drjointsindahouse]

allright wicked 2:08

[yadidimeanmaine]

Those ATF guys were way cool. I love how the last guy was like, "You're all set."

[youngassasin]

@yadidimeanmaine yea they was cool ppl

[onlinewithemeridien]

"why dont you use a more intelligent animal like a dophin?" "well again it would be quite difficult to have a fish tank on a car" LOL

[TheFreePisces]

@onlinewithemeridien that is highly illogical.

[MrFrostbite4]

@onlinewithemeridien looooool init i agree with ya too the max bruddaa

[tampz0nz]

why the fuck do you censor these

[rockstar1720003]

My man Bill Gates hahahahahahahaha

[Vurdox]

how long does it take the dog to diffuse the bomb....lol

[TempestDust]

So is there a massive deaf gang? Lol listening to his logic is just bliss :)

[RazyVan]

@TempestDust it may be bliss,but ignorace is bliss.Thus,I love his ignorance :D

[realjayz23]

they is like us. THey's mammaries

[The1ebutuoy]

65 dislikes... so 65 queers watched this

[nakattack19]

well you say tomato, i say potato

[mo69malik]

u dick y edit it u moron

[Eagmr]

Dude, so frikkin funny xD

sometimes i just dont wanna watch dis, cuz daryl is really putting effort innit :D

[TurbulentG]

why do u choose dogs why dont u choose more inteligent animals like dolphins

[GrimeOnTopOfHipHop]

Alcohol, Tobacco and Fireaarms....Fo real what else do you sell? haha

[bl4ck0p]

Why are all the ali g usa clips censored? Were they broadcast like this over there?

[Awkwardgesundheit]

@bl4ck0p no; this user has them censored for some reason

[ApexContestPrep]

"alright this is dangerous work lets get the bruthas in"

[670SV]

So what else does you sell??? he is hilarious!

[magxsnyp3r]

EPIC TROLL

[lampsy800]

when they found the bomb how long does it take to defuse it.

[KardKaper]

Ali G: What else do you sell?

Dude: Uhh...

[jiggaberm]

he killed marge? hahahahahaaha



[Djcavanagh009]

Crime aint sumfin dat u shud do, it sumfin dat u shud dont!

[ulissegarnerone]

"...fish tank on a car" !!!! Phenomenal.

[KinArsenal009]

so what else do you sell? XD

[gs117]

It would be quite difficult to have a fish tank on a cart.

[APIC4PINY4L3G]

man i could not be the camera man cause id be laghing like hell

[07lilchris]

when theyr actually finding the bomb how long does it take the dog to defuse it ROOOOOOLF

[JLiqour]

usammon you fucker i was waiting for the funniest line and you edited it out, please die

[incredibleincu]

Is there a massive deaf gang

[FindAldo]

"Ur safe" haha

[tonythepony44]

Why is this guy even talkin about how difficult it would be to use a dolphin? It's clearly a joke. Hilarious stuff!