How come all these celebs (Kev, Alvin Stardust, John Pertwee, ect)always just happen to be strolling down the street when all these kids run out into the road?
yes because your supporters are very nice to their players aren't they - they so appreciative of everything they get. They're not glory-hunters at all. Yes you should stay away from Newcastle because Manchester has the best nightlife in the country and the greatest weather. It never rains or anything - everybody's so nice there aren't they - you fucking prick
OMG you muppet, can't take a joke can you not? Why don't you get over yourselves, I meant the club for a start as they're in turmoil yet you come out on the offensive, stop taking things so personal you're chubby heart can't take it, twat.
Why should players stay away from Newcastle though? If they play well up here - they are treat like Gods - if they go to Man Utd and even make half a blip - you class them s below your team. At the start none of your fans gave Fletcher, O'Shea, Brown and even Ronaldo a chance - and they turned into some of your best players!
Recalling that 'Superstars' programme where Kev came a cropper on his bike, I'll bet the young lad was wheeled out to remind Keegan about the "be smart, be safe" slogan!
Keegan tried to help an old lady carrying a heavy shopping bag in the street when he was England manager. "Can you manage love?" enquired Keegan. "You got us into this mess, you get us out of it" replied the old lady.
The diffrenece between footballers then and footballers now, is now its a pay cheque,then it was glory and pride and great hair cuts.You wont see many footballers now helping kids across the road they run em over.
Off you go! Straight across, mind!
sabuzzinit 2 weeks ago
and...and...and I'll tell you something....I would love it if we beat them...absolutely love it,.
23hublock1 1 month ago
nowadays he would be arrested for peodo offences.
shaftsbury94 2 months ago
Creepy how he just grabbed that kid
ExplodingHeatran486 3 months ago
Love to see a street with that few cars on it today!!!
PhineasRumey 4 months ago
Be smart, be safe, and don't buy flares!
Iaingrant 4 months ago
imagine the allegro would have gone to pieces
troddsy 6 months ago
shame that little scouse shit didn't get killed it would have saved the hard working english tax payer lots of money!!!
blueandwhite63 7 months ago
@blueandwhite63 Shame you are such a rectal orifice.
sailingwest 5 months ago
Be Smart, Be Safe, and get yourself a new jacket!
rockingrugger 8 months ago
@rockingrugger Ha,ha, this is hilarious!
tatia641 5 months ago
Did he fart at 0:03 as he stood in the doorway?
WENGERGOONER 8 months ago 9
@WENGERGOONER brilliant spot! that is hilarious!
BobMcboyle 4 months ago
roy west
2008Sameoldfitup 8 months ago
HEY WHAT U PLAYIN AT?!?!? LMAO
abcliqor 8 months ago
...in the back of my van
StargateMunky 9 months ago
This ad is cool
rojblake82 9 months ago
sensible advice from Kevin Keegan.
randidno 10 months ago
I would love it if that kid got run over... LOVE IT!!! ( not really )
simonross1977 11 months ago
that not filmed in liverpool too many cars in the street
panda792 11 months ago
next you,ll have paul merson or gascoigne telling you not to drink and drive ha ha ha
CIFYTLP 11 months ago
what a fuckin bellend
CIFYTLP 11 months ago
alegro @ .33 ,the check jacket goes with the farah trousers perfectly
djcarrera1 11 months ago
Keep your eyes open! It's part of the green cross code!......lol i don't usually close my eyes when I'm crossing the street
kdreamland 1 year ago
He would "love it,LOVE IT" if you used the green cross code
BadEggCymru 1 year ago
Be dressed like a cunt
councilglasses 1 year ago
ITS PART OF THE GREENCROSS CODE!!
BamCam9 1 year ago
Another scouse kid on the way to nick some wheels or a car radio
tnewton1988 1 year ago
wow that kevin keegan sure was a snappy dresser in his day lol....
shenstone 1 year ago
He played for Liverpool, but actually came from up Doncaster way.
Feisty1967 1 year ago
How come all these celebs (Kev, Alvin Stardust, John Pertwee, ect)always just happen to be strolling down the street when all these kids run out into the road?
mistofoles 1 year ago
hes a stranger
TheThomas64fan 1 year ago
Well done Kev
nicky120791 1 year ago
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defender5151 1 year ago
lololol
demazphantom 1 year ago
come here i'll show you a safe place to cross.... in the back of my van
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
@DarkKnightBob1o1 gold
bennytootoo 1 year ago
i dont think this is the 1st time kevin has put his arm round a kid. wasnt that why he was beaten up in a motorway service station a few years back?
JJmacd 1 year ago
@JJmacd yep lets say ive heard rumours about kev and your not too far off the mark mate
BREN70S 1 year ago
Sure thing Mr Keegan!
phulme33 2 years ago
Kev should havbe taken the kid to a pelican crossing - the only black and white stripes he has complete control over!
mistofoles 2 years ago 19
I'd love it if after receiving Keegan's advice, as the kid crosses the road, a double decker bus ploughs through him.
davetherave22 2 years ago
Take it from me Kev, stay away from Newcastle! Be smart!
AlwaysUnited 2 years ago
yes because your supporters are very nice to their players aren't they - they so appreciative of everything they get. They're not glory-hunters at all. Yes you should stay away from Newcastle because Manchester has the best nightlife in the country and the greatest weather. It never rains or anything - everybody's so nice there aren't they - you fucking prick
jonny4toon 2 years ago
OMG you muppet, can't take a joke can you not? Why don't you get over yourselves, I meant the club for a start as they're in turmoil yet you come out on the offensive, stop taking things so personal you're chubby heart can't take it, twat.
AlwaysUnited 2 years ago
Why should players stay away from Newcastle though? If they play well up here - they are treat like Gods - if they go to Man Utd and even make half a blip - you class them s below your team. At the start none of your fans gave Fletcher, O'Shea, Brown and even Ronaldo a chance - and they turned into some of your best players!
jonny4toon 2 years ago
Lmao
KillaCamo93 2 years ago
lol this is terrible! What an amazing jacket though, great bit of 70's style!
sniktawkram7 2 years ago 3
Keegan has enough trouble managing a club, let alone managing to tell a kid to cross the street....
crunkbeatz 2 years ago 4
king kev.............
khanx5 2 years ago
Recalling that 'Superstars' programme where Kev came a cropper on his bike, I'll bet the young lad was wheeled out to remind Keegan about the "be smart, be safe" slogan!
LostinMemoryLane 2 years ago 2
Could we have a 21st century version with Wayne Rooney? Although the kid would probably have to show him how to cross the road.....
northernbloke67 2 years ago 7
not if there was a rough hooker in a bedsit waiting for him , christ did you see her , oh my life !!!
BREN70S 2 years ago
this is proofs mullets save lives good on Kev bless yah
audit22ify 2 years ago
keegan keegan keegan keegan keegan
beyethegreat 2 years ago
Few men scream 1970s quite like Keagan
tomsega 2 years ago 4
Your kids are safe around Kev
youngian67 2 years ago
i would love if you cross the street properly, love it!
matheus0077 2 years ago 4
KK used to be quite the sexpot
sundaeg1rl 2 years ago
Touch kids' shoulders now and you'll end up on the sex offenders' register :o(
pedalpump1968 2 years ago
I would lol if when kevin said be smat be safe he got hit by a car - "be smart, be sa... SMASH!"
HenryVidsAndThat 2 years ago
It would be hilarious if a car came out of nowhere and hit the kid lol
loftybutcontrite 2 years ago
is that a fart at the start as the door opens
duxberry1958 3 years ago
ha ha ha ha i think it was lol
wulson 2 years ago
hahaha yeah Kev's got wind :(
loobyloo66 2 years ago
Kevin Keegan probably saved quite a few kids lives with this TV-infomertial.
Worship King Kev.
straydoggio 3 years ago
Ha should have said "Id love it" he got run over!
qgloscit 3 years ago 3
Think the green cross code was the only thing he didnt 4k up
PaulH1972 3 years ago
"i will take you a safe place to cross" *takes kid inside the house*
DrHojo123 3 years ago 4
Keegan tried to help an old lady carrying a heavy shopping bag in the street when he was England manager. "Can you manage love?" enquired Keegan. "You got us into this mess, you get us out of it" replied the old lady.
Boom boom.
DoreenBunn 3 years ago 4
He should of stuck to helping kids cross the road cuz he made a right balls up of trying to manage newcastle United
pickleboy23 3 years ago
Them flares will save Kev but the kid got it in Gwladys Street.
lisahiheels 3 years ago
Lol.
eljaqui 3 years ago
If Kevin Keegan shouts at you in a street, run as fast as you can and do NOT look back.
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago 4
The kid is called Gary Carp - I went to school with him.
retrovertigo2006 3 years ago
Thats the same Austin Allegro that nearly got the kids when Les Gray of MUD saved them..LOL
brox68 3 years ago
love the threads Kev.
jaseywasey49 3 years ago
I'd love of if he abided by the green cross code, love it.
KierenMan 3 years ago 4
Ha ha very good!!!
OrthodoxSteel 3 years ago
should do it with wenger nowdays. come with me little boy, i'll show you a safe place...
jimw1234 3 years ago
Is that kid Petr Cech?
Dunlaoire 3 years ago 2
yeah
bababoum 3 years ago
leg
bumness444 3 years ago
leg
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago
"Be smart." But you may not "be safe" with that hair, that jacket and those trousers! Dave Prowse looked better in his green costume!
leoseries 4 years ago
The diffrenece between footballers then and footballers now, is now its a pay cheque,then it was glory and pride and great hair cuts.You wont see many footballers now helping kids across the road they run em over.
SAMJE123456 4 years ago 5
nice outfit kev
7df32mm5 4 years ago
Haha he is the Newcaslte manager!!!
bwfc12345 4 years ago
He was!
stingray4real 3 years ago
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what a twat kegan is
bboyd2334251 4 years ago
"Keep your eyes open". Great tip. Now I know where I have been going wrong all these years.
sarcastnick 4 years ago 2
His dads dead
Kevin keegan killed him
Nafster007 4 years ago 3
wheres his dad?
themanparris 4 years ago
I would love it if we crossed the road safely! LOVE IT!
Nafster007 4 years ago 25
Since that boy was going by the green cross code, hes really gone down in my estimation.
ArnusEnabler 4 years ago
Im a thuge toon/Keegan fan but hats off. That is funny.
thescallywags 4 years ago
@Nafster007 haha good one
xwingclass 1 year ago
Lets not talk about the lay-by in reigate. I mean, he probably just got to the meet a bit early and had his bat in the boot.
merch123 4 years ago
in canada he'd still be jaywalking!
mj1890 4 years ago
Shame he never saw them baseball bats coming
RevStaplehurst 4 years ago