Pauly's best quotes

[mathiaswauters1995]

ow yeh wake up yeah

[Silwerzz]

"SALUT! TO CANADIA!"

[nadaleenoble]

6:50 - 6:58 "Umm, can yew help me pick out somthing for my shirt, what should i get?"" What The hell do i look like ,im a fucking DJ"

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[maymayrayray12]

2:03 is my fav ♥ :D

[Jenchixo]

I LOVE @ 6:48 ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE

[RodTalon0000]

This guy must have a hard time not getting into fist fights at clubs

[gabby302]

What episode is 6:11 to 6:21???

[EnergyLovePassion]

@gabby302 Season 2 Episode 13

[Kickass231000]

That's stupid life, dirty peoples 

[iiWuddles]

i love pauly, hes fo sure the funniest guy in the house XD

[eerlander]

what´s the music-track called at 04:14 ?

[CharlesTheGreatestn1]

Pauly D is such a funny Dude !!! He's the Most Real Person of all

[hollotluv77]

IM FUCKED FOUNDATION HELL YEAH [ taxi son aqui ] xD

[krzysztofpoliksza]

TAXI SON AQUI

[xMayhemStudios]

What episode is 6:49? 'erm can you help me pick out something for my shirt?'

[MrRoyvanveen35]

Best of pauly and vinny : @ 8:38.

[ZakelijkeTurk]

I going to staten island, im going to staten island, it's an actually island! :P

[ZakelijkeTurk]

I watched this maybe 10 this week.

Thumbs up if ya also did.

[sweetganjagurl]

loooool who ever noticed that pauly has a "it's the best day of my life" like every episode ?? loool soo funny

[TheSpazevedo]

How can you NOT LOVE Pauly D!?! Awesome dude.

[AnastasiaHansberger]

Just noticed he holds his knife the same way i do when hes cutting his meat lol wow im bored

[krose14xo]

"Hello, palace of love"

[Jigabooz]

If I had to pick one that I dont hate...itd be this guy. hes pretty hilarious

[alphakennybodynow]

youtube sucks at captions 6:34 it said "eyes that this is great" WTF

[DannyRodriguezTV]

ARE YOU TOUCHING ME

[crackhead12387]

2:07 I just heard You guys are mad at me 0; lmaoo

[lilbabygirl2011]

ah ya wake up ya!

[Budgetbomber]

hes 31 years old..

[BhustaBladez]

@Budgetbomber lmao looks like he's stuck at 16

[ZakelijkeTurk]

@Budgetbomber So..? He is enjoying life.. :p

[MsChillin14]

"BUSTED...!"

[liltyrell04]

what episode is 6:00-6:04

[iNeverBlaziin]

what they say at 7:39 ?

[ChiChi4Life2012]

@WolfODonnell3762 Season 2 Finale

[NJDominicana246]

In house walk of shame. Yeah, buddy xDD

[djdeezyl2k11]

Yea he does!!!

[romi8998]

8:17 - 8:30 Pauly kinda looks like C.Ronaldo!!!

[denesse102]

Pauly:''.............BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!"

[ZakelijkeTurk]

THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

EN THEY BETTER BE FRIED !!

ROG ROG ROGER THAT :P

[kayley234]

If somebody asked me who my idol is, he would be my answer.

[drewunderwriters]

TSHIRT TIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! :D

[xLaurasdanamex]

2:05 to 2:19 <33333333333333333333333

[idyslexiahave1]

pauly's face at 7:24 kills me! hahahaha

[classclownjuan]

58 people got BUSTED BIG TIME YEAA

[TheSuperGokuuuu]

loll keep pressing 7

[BlackopsCK]

6:20

BEST XDDDD

"DONT BE NERVOUS BRO"

[sander150]

4:02

[RegensDominor]

0:54 "ARE YOU TOUCHING ME?!" "Yeeaaaahhh Buddy!"

LOL

[MsBetsy92]

dont be nervous bro -3

aw ilove pauly

[WolfODonnell3762]

what episode was that with the alligator in the river

[Blackopstaco100]

what does he say at 7:53 when he yells at snooki!!!

[MastahMich]

@Blackopstaco100

Cabs a hee!

[2202Sanja]

hahahaha Jenny's laugh at 1:49

[tyranitar682]

i like paulies laugh. i always try to laugh like that :P

[instantchic07]

this hair aint movin my dude

[purplepenquin2]

Charlies dead

[UnknownImages]

OH YEAH WAKE UP YEAH

[UnknownImages]

OH YESH WAKE UP YEAH

[UnknownImages]

that was the best time of my life

[loverforlifeful]

hahahah 8:25 omg i wuz craking up lolzzz i fucking love these guys :D

[sexywolf776]

OH I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR YEA BUDDY

[MsAepfelchen]

yeaahhhh, buddy!

[MrMaxistandard]

@lebronjamesfan1232 they look like the kanye west louis vuittion shoes, but i'm not sure if they were out yet

[jonkinum]

imagine if pauly wasnt on the show. the show would be soooooo lameeee

[JerseyShorefan13]

BUSTED!!!!!

[JerseyShorefan13]

What episode is 7:09 to 7:13?

[EnergyLovePassion]

@JerseyShorefan13 Season 3 Episode 4

[lebronjamesfan1232]

What shoes does he have at 4:27 i have never seen those before i want those

[samatoun]

8:28 CRISTIANO RONALDO :O

[KiDCuDiismydude45]

*dramatic pause*

BURGERS FOR THE BOYS! BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!

[TheEileenbaybee]

somebody just grabbed my ass I think it was the The Situation lmfao

[kiwistrawberry3507]

BUSTED!!

[sethclearwater10]

ARE YOU TOUCHING ME?!

[issai23]

PAULYY YEAHHH BUDDY 2:04 - 2:19

[djdeezyl2k11]

Like dat Italia jacket

[lebronjamesfan1232]

@djdeezyl2k11 I have 2 hahaha ill sell you one for 30 bucks lmfao

[feliciaisleeegit]

paaaaauly <3

[omgimaninja1]

Pauly is my favorite out of the entire JS cast ♥

[thecutiepie900]

it just felt like i just watched a show of jeresy shore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Northern00000Ireland]

I don't why but he reminds me of Christiano Ronaldo.

[jacobcellisgreken]

2:34 IM GOING TO STATEN ISLAND

[SK8MRL]

2:04 haha best

[ThePimpnamedslikback]

thumbs up for Jersey Shore fake or not its just funny !!

[pruitttrey18]

3:43 that was the best part

[alphakennybodynow]

lol @6:34

[foreverloveandmusic]

"No Wonder Why Sam Never Smiles!" Lmfao!<3

[denesse102]

6:49 oh Pauly

[rollingbird3]

l0l0l 6:49 is the best part

[Jardbig]

i love that laugh he did at 1:10

[Jardbig]

@Jardbig actually 1:09

[KarayKaz]

Cannot even explain how much I love this man.

[JerbaAction]

Im so glad that i can read the video from comments...

[dodmoful]

"he spoons i fork" LMAO

[zishaantariq]

OH YEAH WAKE UP YEAH F*CKING FUNNY

[TheMikke]

I love ronnies face at 0:08 :D

[bubbliesjubblies]

Tyyyyime!!

[rmshack1]

i like how the other vids are 3to 4 mins long but pauly is so funny and memorible he gets a 9 min vid <3

[sainthunna]

ARGH MY EYE! Hahaha

[demarkahs]

I haven't watched the video yet but I am not surprised that Pauly D has more quotes than anybody, I'll bet ya it's all funny as hell

[ronaldtreloar98]

Ronnie falling was funny as hell

[Dekatria1]

I like how pauly says at 7.41 " He is to young for you bro" and not she.

[Modabellasalon]

fantastic. Pauly needs his own show!!

[r2p0w7]

2:31 what episode is that from ?

[CorBinKaY76]

"BURGER FOR THE BOYS, AHHH YEAH, BURGERS. FOR. THE. BOYS."

[goobermedic]

Kudos very well done; gotta love Pauly D!!

Be well, be safe, be blessed & Pauly D on!!!!!!

[Calif101]

Fuckin' latin people.

[MHZjanay]

208;217 favorite part

[Havefun88]

this hair ain't movin my dude

[BigSlothMGO]

2:16 I'M PISSED!

[Makennasoflirty436]

6:32 first time i EVER heard him yell

[Makennasoflirty436]

2:05 LMAO! HE SOUNDS GAY!

[Makennasoflirty436]

0:53 XD I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!

[briicarroll17]

"it's not like after this anyone's going to be my friend anyway" "that's true" LOL he said what the other guys were thinking

[pamelakatherin]

that was deep.. lmao

[MrMomie38]

SAMANTHA GET YOUR NARROW ASS DOWN WE GOTTA GO TO WORK !

[iNeoTroll]

6:00 DAMN, those chicks are hot 0__0

[Friggidyfresh09]

2:50 Why does situation talk on the phone like that? lmao

[spankarooniez]

6:35 is paullly mad hollly cow.. so didnt see that .

[des696969]

"I can't concentrate i mean they're talkin about fkin relationships.. MY SNEAKERS ARE DIRTY" LOL

[Thomasr616]

"ARE YOU TOUCHING ME, YEEEA BUDDY my little buddys becoming a man"

[UnKissPaTii]

i about died when he made a girl voice...

[UnKissPaTii]

Cuawfee.....my Cuawfee spilled. :P

[011KiKi]

I can't believe I watched the whole thing lol he's definately entertaining

[unfinished8kt]

pauly's def my fav.

[beyonce0440]

HAHAHA!! i love his: dont be nervous bro! haha lol

[beyonce0440]

i love his: THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!

[TheBakuGirl1]

OH YEARH! WAKE UP, YEARH! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME, BRO!

[RooterHD]

shes a good girl, and you did her dirt dog, you better send roses to the house you feel me! ROSES DAWG, WITH PICKLES, FRIED PICKLES......and it better be fried pickles HAHAHAHA i exploded :'D

[Wehlcity]

Pauly's 785630221 best days of his life

[Mattulk]

Jesus christ would laugh at Pauly D! TX

[LaVon7709]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo i luv u booo! (pauly!) lol

[Youvegotmailinc]

You missed this one

Pauly D: How are you? How is everything? How are the kids? They must be getting big now huh? Can I have a cab?

/watch?v=3aFtoONQVfA

Good video though haha

[EnergyLovePassion]

@Youvegotmailinc I made this video before season 5 aired.

[Youvegotmailinc]

@EnergyLovePassion I know, I thought you would have anyway mate, just sayinn

[lebronjamesfan1232]

@Youvegotmailinc Oh yeah ik what ur talking about hahaha i did that once except i was ordering pizza at my friends party

[wwwxxg]

Oh yeah!! I love this time a year.!:D

[jacobcellisgreken]

1:25 "that was the best day of my life!" HAHAHHA pauly in my <3

[xXxDomaAfterDarkxXx]

do someone know the name of the song at 8:25

[arethosemyhands]

boring show

[Skatolotodo]

@arethosemyhands then why are you watchin a video on youtube?

[mrsjcjb]

CANADIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[MediaAMz]

jersey shore for life geordie shore sucks

[MegaLacedup]

Pauly D's the man everybody else is lame as hell especially Ninja turtle Ronnie and droopy the situation

[SexyTannedGuy]

Pauly D Is the funnnyest dude everrrrrrrrrrr! He makes the show what it is!!! Such a funny guyy lol

[mricci5]

pause at 4:01 ahaha

[DutchMixMastersz]

(nurse) :but you don't have pink eye (vinny): no i don't have it (nurse) :okay so.... (pauly) : can we give it to him

LOL .!

[Redf00Blueberry]

If Pauly was not with the Jersey Shore, I would not watch it :D

[therealhatianprinces]

hahaah Pauly's girl voice is soo on point.lol

[therealhatianprinces]

they are over there fighting and my sneakers are dirty. lol Only Pauly D.

[royvanveen35]

hahahaha 9:37 xD

[royvanveen35]

2:05 BEST EVER!!!

[666letmelive]

Roses! & Pickles! FRIED PICKLES!

Omg. xD <3

[Godika500]

It's all silent then ........... BURGERS FOR THE BOYS BURGERS FOR THE BOYS AWWW YEAH BURGERS FOR THE BOYS

[ingrado55]

i love pauly!

[youthank8]

if angelina would shut up, i'd be dtf

[youthank8]

i don't give a fuck how stupid this show is, i will watch it until it's taken off air

[youthank8]

they're talking about relationships, like, my sneakers are dirty!

[youthank8]

0:31

looooooooooooooool

[resoshen]

6:49 HAHAHHA

[lesleythecuttie]

5:02 Pauly said hes name was Ronnie lmao!!

[resoshen]

@lesleythecuttie what happened there?!? im so lost

[lesleythecuttie]

@resoshen the girl had a thing on her mouth that looked disgusting so he like didnt wanna talk to her and he lied about his name and i think its funny!

[Zagorulez]

Pissed.

[xlaaaaaaaaaaysx]

I. LOVE. YOU. PAULY. :') ♥