this is soo goddamn true man i remember when i didint play this piece of shit and only watched the commentarys and i was all like WOW this game is the best fucking thing ever now i go to a server shoot a guy five hundred times in the chest and get stabbed and the motherfucker goes around jumping with a fucking smile on his face
to get the full effect of mw3, find a hooker you know has already porked atleast 10 dudes that day, take her out to taco bell and get her the meatiest man taco they got, since she has a loose butthole just slip your flacid wank in there and let her shit on your dick, let that shit harden and then butterknife one of your ribs out and suck your own shitty dick! thats how the cookie crumbles.
fitter happier like a cunt tied to a brick being more wankish without coming upside the missus earholes.a waste of a wank,me thinks too much without masturbating.pictures of slags holding dick sandwiches never pouring cum juice in her bath water.thicker creamier and more butt fuck tits.
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I've raged a lot to this game but I have yet to break anything, trying not to...Black Ops, on the other hand, I went through 2 or 3 controllers >_> Not saying BO is worse but damn, it did sure start some shit.
@Galactis Black ops was a lot worse, at least MW3 is fun black ops was a complete piece of shit, where-as I find mw3 to be alot of fun, it seems that only people that are bad at mw3 complain about it.
@skar02 im a 2.46 and i hate assassin and i host almost every game and get the worst connection cause of that fake ass dedicated server that serves us lag compensation
No lie I broke one of my controllers yesterday while playing MW3 I get sooo much hitmarkers and you die sooooo fast in this game its fuckin ridiculous. Its like they tried to make the game noob oriented with all the stupid ass overpowered guns they put In it. End of story FUCK this game I'm going back to MW2
The neighbor came over and asked if I was ok after I screamed (with the headphones on) "I'M TIRED OF GETTING POUNDED IN THE ASS!!! CAN YOU GO FUCK SOMEONE ELSE NOW, IM DONE!!!" 5am, dead quiet otherwise. She also asked what a "teabag" is and why Im always yelling about that to the "bitches" Bless her old heart.
@Ravendbleader When I crouched up and down to demonstrate the teabag thing, that was priceless. Im gonna tell her about youtube on her "laptop computer box thingy" and see if I cant make the old broad cackle her ass off. :)
This is for sure one of the greatest ideas ever demonstrated with such expertise over topics like: games, sex, anus of awesomeness, balls of beauty, and of course; "The COCK of Gold."
your're just mad cause you suck at it. i agree it does have flaws but name a game that doesn't. quit playin it and quit bitchin about it if you don't like it.
True. Loving the robot. Mw3 made £750.000.000 on this game and this is the fucking bullshit they came up with. A £45 fucking map pack that extends mw2. Why not just make an ultimate cod with all maps from all cod's into one game, sort out the campers with death from above and ban all hackers from the game permanently. But hey that would be to easy right.......
@ghostsniper5236 its just too damn clunky and slow paced for me atleast. feels like the controls and sensitivity aren't as tight as CoD. plus i just feel the gameplay is better in cod, but yes, BF3 is a good game.
@socc3rman101 You technically are a Cod cock riding whore no offense, but don't compare these two games they don't have the same engine so they both have their own ''fun way to please you'' btw you can fix the sensitive in bf3 options but gonna have a hell of a time with aiming tough..
@socc3rman101 have you played operation metro yet on conquest i have to say that is not slow paced and the controls have been changed but that is true for bad company 2
this is soo goddamn true man i remember when i didint play this piece of shit and only watched the commentarys and i was all like WOW this game is the best fucking thing ever now i go to a server shoot a guy five hundred times in the chest and get stabbed and the motherfucker goes around jumping with a fucking smile on his face
this game is a piece of shit
HOLIMOUNT 1 month ago
I smashed my KB while playing this piece of shit,
iTzGerimaxx 1 month ago
Eight Thoughts denied my xbox live friend request.. i contemplated suicide
Spongin757 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
i have never laughed so hard before. eight thoughts keep making these please!!!
RsPker141 2 months ago
to get the full effect of mw3, find a hooker you know has already porked atleast 10 dudes that day, take her out to taco bell and get her the meatiest man taco they got, since she has a loose butthole just slip your flacid wank in there and let her shit on your dick, let that shit harden and then butterknife one of your ribs out and suck your own shitty dick! thats how the cookie crumbles.
45Boobie45 2 months ago
fitter happier like a cunt tied to a brick being more wankish without coming upside the missus earholes.a waste of a wank,me thinks too much without masturbating.pictures of slags holding dick sandwiches never pouring cum juice in her bath water.thicker creamier and more butt fuck tits.
primate72 2 months ago
Holy shit my chest hurts from laughing so hard.
Roflcopter196 2 months ago
omg ur soo funny. i wish i knew how to use microsoft sam to make a shitty video about a game 75% of the world population bought and play with content
XMasterNemesisX 2 months ago
Why keep bitching about MW3, if you don't fucking like it, don't fucking play it, and stop being a baby back bitch
emopenguins1 2 months ago
' A Mans Penis In Our Bums '
inkletblot 2 months ago
LMFAO
KrazyAzzEaglez 2 months ago
not cause a motherfucking stroke
keithAAhocks 2 months ago
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xDesireGaming 2 months ago
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WhiteKidsUKnight 2 months ago
My Mind=Fucked in the Ass
GamesAndPranks 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
near favorite person on youtube this guy is crazy.
joshrm250 2 months ago
Are you the brother of Mc confusing? (jonlajoie)
htebaw39 2 months ago
Truly Amazing
SubZero01001 2 months ago
I've raged a lot to this game but I have yet to break anything, trying not to...Black Ops, on the other hand, I went through 2 or 3 controllers >_> Not saying BO is worse but damn, it did sure start some shit.
Galactis 2 months ago
@Galactis Black ops was a lot worse, at least MW3 is fun black ops was a complete piece of shit, where-as I find mw3 to be alot of fun, it seems that only people that are bad at mw3 complain about it.
skar02 2 months ago
@skar02 Your opinion. I've ran into a lot of people who have said BO was better. Maybe it seems that the only people that are bad at BO like MW3.
Galactis 2 months ago
@skar02 im a 2.46 and i hate assassin and i host almost every game and get the worst connection cause of that fake ass dedicated server that serves us lag compensation
WhySoMarvelous17 2 months ago
i used to rage at this game but then i took a arrow to the knee. :)
catman1370 2 months ago
that steven segal bit had my laughing in tears
MagnumTriumph 2 months ago
26 people enjoy getting their asses pounded by infinity ward and they grew pony tails for infinity wards enjoyment
mhhunter 2 months ago 2
Has Master Chief actually matured slightly? He speaks in fluid sentences and he sounds a bit older.
lifeiscrap103 2 months ago
O and p.s. When you try to quikscope in this ame its lyk your shooting nerf guns at ppl cus all the snipers before the msr suck ass
ScorchArtist 2 months ago
No lie I broke one of my controllers yesterday while playing MW3 I get sooo much hitmarkers and you die sooooo fast in this game its fuckin ridiculous. Its like they tried to make the game noob oriented with all the stupid ass overpowered guns they put In it. End of story FUCK this game I'm going back to MW2
ScorchArtist 2 months ago
hahahahahahaha this is epic
lenna18 2 months ago
10
MrWOMBATBOY99 2 months ago
WTF lol
headshotforyou 2 months ago
Robot thoughts + Eightthoughts dual commentary.
ZireHD 2 months ago
Robot Thoughts make more videos like this!! :)
Ozmaister95 2 months ago 50
LMMFAO I THINK IM DYING XDDDDDD
SynysterZodiac 2 months ago
Luve nô joke mw3 killed my gaming life
oldnintendolink 2 months ago
Genius
TheBSDae 2 months ago
This is a comment.
zxxxxMONEYxxxxz 2 months ago
LOL
Blakethemonster22 2 months ago
best video on youtube
TFAlax6 2 months ago
battlefield 3 is in the same boat as MW, they both sucked after a sequel was made
Shiftingdead 2 months ago
@Shiftingdead bf3 is pretty good but i like bfbc2 better. Vietnam is the sheeeit.
Hijynx87 2 months ago
saints row 3 > modern warfare 3 at least somebody got a third game right :)
DROIDediting 2 months ago
Agree completely robot thoughts, also frikin hilarious you little monkey
LRecon19 2 months ago
Looks like game companies aren't going to fuck the anus of awesomeness anymore :)
destroyer4925 2 months ago
Too funny lol more pleeeeease XD
CaMMieCAM1 2 months ago
More Robot Thoughts Please. Too Funny
bedrock202 2 months ago
Skyrim footage from eightthoughts , I want to see the world he has
dickcheese5150 2 months ago
That rant at the beggining made me wet
jaynazpoir2911 2 months ago
@jddamasta44 Dear Eight Thought's You are a nigger. - Leon Eaton
xOrdnance 2 months ago
@xOrdnance No, no, no. You got it wrong. It's Nigga my friend, nigga. Damn dude, your black and you don't even know this?
EightThoughts 2 months ago
@EightThoughts Thank you for the correction nigga, but I was just trying to get a reply from you.
xOrdnance 2 months ago
he soumd like cheif in arby & cheif from machinima lololololololololololololololol
bigken139n47 2 months ago
hilarious :D
GamesPlayer1 2 months ago
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Stokerjacob22 2 months ago
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Too bad Simple is in his period now. He mad bro :(
SH1THEAD96 2 months ago
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SH1THEAD96 2 months ago
I jerked off to that!
TheLo0se 2 months ago
This is one of the greatest videos ever made. Hands down.
shinobima 2 months ago
this is possibly the best video i've seen to date!!!
stsk7 2 months ago
THIS MADE ME FUCKING LOL
RTee150 2 months ago
You sir have definitely earned yourself a like
thugerrish 2 months ago
The neighbor came over and asked if I was ok after I screamed (with the headphones on) "I'M TIRED OF GETTING POUNDED IN THE ASS!!! CAN YOU GO FUCK SOMEONE ELSE NOW, IM DONE!!!" 5am, dead quiet otherwise. She also asked what a "teabag" is and why Im always yelling about that to the "bitches" Bless her old heart.
JamesJBS0616 2 months ago 43
@JamesJBS0616 At least she cares. My neighbors don't give a two shits what goes on here lol.
Ravendbleader 2 months ago
@Ravendbleader When I crouched up and down to demonstrate the teabag thing, that was priceless. Im gonna tell her about youtube on her "laptop computer box thingy" and see if I cant make the old broad cackle her ass off. :)
JamesJBS0616 2 months ago
I laughed when you were beaking RB's mom haha
Leetang306 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lmao, nothing like a fucking robot rambling cursing..lmao!!!!
clmotorsports718 2 months ago
I laughed the most at the pony tail part :P
RedMist1972 2 months ago
@RedMist1972 me 2 hahah!
airsoftrage93 2 months ago
@airsoftrage93 RoFL :)
RedMist1972 2 months ago
I laughed out loud during the pony tail part.
SportzFanatic15 2 months ago
Lol
ChizChuzHD 2 months ago
hilarious lmao, how do you come up with all tht sht!?
LxMoose 2 months ago
dude seananner still rages at this game. he should do a live commentary
TheLlamaD 2 months ago
You sound like the narrator from Wild America haha do more!
TheLlamaD 2 months ago
This is for sure one of the greatest ideas ever demonstrated with such expertise over topics like: games, sex, anus of awesomeness, balls of beauty, and of course; "The COCK of Gold."
123abc321qwerty 2 months ago
CALL OF DUTY! BATTLEFIELD! CALL OF DUTY! BATTLEFIELD!............um, Skyrim?
acondor14 2 months ago
This was hillarious, Microsoft Sam ftw!
someone7671 2 months ago
HOLY SHIT SO FUNNEH!!!!
PMDGaming 2 months ago
DUDE! Half way thought the vid I had to stop it because my cheeks were hurting so much from laughing my ass off!!!!
TIFFBUBBYnBLITZ 2 months ago
@jddamasta44 man everyone with their skyrim i love that game somuch but thats a different genre dude
ghostsniper5236 2 months ago
lol sounds like masterchief from arby and the chief.
RussianSnipeU 2 months ago
check out my channel funny xbox fight.
MrBbennett16 2 months ago
Haha finally. All new CoD games are just going to be a remake with dif perks and dif maps for a low cost of 64$!! Fuck that. BF3 ftw.
TheCrookHook 2 months ago
I think this robot is rockin 9 thoughts
carloszamora0710 2 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha
anuj8888 2 months ago
lol eightthoughts, i love, you bro, (no homo) but your allways complaining about something
darkdoom4091 2 months ago
your're just mad cause you suck at it. i agree it does have flaws but name a game that doesn't. quit playin it and quit bitchin about it if you don't like it.
xMurderxmurderjoey 2 months ago
Okay you need to make a robot voice serious!! This was great!
sananapee 2 months ago
ZZZZZZZzzzzzz wtf man u complaining about mw3 is getting really fucking old
Norry82 2 months ago
seananners raged quite often at mw3 and stuff
deathkeeper2247 2 months ago
finally someone shares my thoughts <3
SxCR3W 2 months ago
That should have been the VO for MW3's launch trailer!
MrWarwolf6 2 months ago
That was hiliarious
MrGtimms 2 months ago
lol make more :)
TheMightyMarlo 2 months ago
@SuperPhreshNess I bet you play on console, poor kid.
RahnekGaming 2 months ago
The voice of truth !!!
pegasus619 2 months ago
this was fucking funny!
ColbyFraser 2 months ago
Dude, you sounded like Google translator
MrHalfdan 2 months ago
Did anyone else feel like they were in a twin peaks dream sequence????
2nd question: do any of you know what twin peaks is???
tubbyshorts 2 months ago 9
@tubbyshorts Twin Peaks. Big tits and a great TV show.
EightThoughts 2 months ago 19
@EightThoughts what happened to sexual stories
aaron543219876 2 months ago
This was by far one the funniest video you've ever made.
trolltacular1 2 months ago
I have never LOL'd so much in my life until now.
PokemonTrainerJesus 2 months ago
gave up on mw3, gave up on bf3 because bfbc2 was more fun so now let's play REAL games like saints row the third because that shit is awesome!!
melowX1 2 months ago
UPLOAD MOAR BF3 & SKYRIM
Vapetzi 2 months ago
HEY
i havent played mw3 for 3 weeks
Vapetzi 2 months ago
FUCK EIGHT THOUGHTS
Robot thoughts is where it's at !
celtic7alex 2 months ago
Maybe the best video on youtube. Hilarious.
lagoose21 2 months ago
Lol
ericgolan123 2 months ago
You little penis rubbing monkeys l0l
zippern93 2 months ago
you little monkeys
WhyDislike 2 months ago
HAHA awesome cocksucker cunt MORE MORE
MrJuventino12 2 months ago
that was fucking hilarious!!! i love u man <3
JizzMilk 2 months ago
I hate call of duty mw3 it's so fucking broken
Two days ago I broke my controller from throwing it at a wall
But still I play it don't know why but I do
ChilliwackCnd 2 months ago
U sound like Stephen hawking
MrSaucysniper66 2 months ago
Awsom vid! Can you start making skyrim commentaries? PLEASE!
TesticleFeast 2 months ago
THIS is entertainment! peace from Australia 8thoughts!!
168Rob 2 months ago
True. Loving the robot. Mw3 made £750.000.000 on this game and this is the fucking bullshit they came up with. A £45 fucking map pack that extends mw2. Why not just make an ultimate cod with all maps from all cod's into one game, sort out the campers with death from above and ban all hackers from the game permanently. But hey that would be to easy right.......
yartzze 2 months ago
Soon true. But I overcame the adiction of getting raped and skipd mw3
pavelmdify 2 months ago
Haha i know a guy who jumped with his bicycle and his sadel fell of and his balls cracked wide open :) sorry for bad english:)
killzone773 2 months ago
reminds me of cart man. "mom can you pull over the car so you can wine dine me because i like to be wine and dined after I'm fucked."
thegrizzly52 2 months ago
MOARZ
HolTomas 2 months ago
mw3 sucks and also bf3 sucks
Lexad123 2 months ago
I'm so getting back to Battlefield Bad Company 2, and I'm not stopping until I got all Platinums
LiceeanulZburator 2 months ago
XD
TheRavetetsei15 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA
that was so funny
but I like mw3
moonie2927 2 months ago
HAHAHAH FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSS THE ROBOCOCK OF PLATINUM IS BACK BABYYYY
jjbmgm 2 months ago
Steven Seagal and Seannaners ARE THE BEST
MrZakhar1 2 months ago
u just earned a new subscriber!!
MagnumTriumph 2 months ago
DUDE! So fucking hilarious! more of these please! I was laughing non stop!
Killerb567 2 months ago
Now thats entertainement
ThrasherTommm 2 months ago
This is awesome.
BawlinBrawls 2 months ago
lmao thats awesome! SKYRIM is where its at bro! for sure!
119Coldfire 2 months ago
this is the best video i have ever seen, make more eightthoughts
crtrz246 2 months ago
LOLOLOLO
VGCsalem 2 months ago
You guys all know that battlefield is better right just making sure
ghostsniper5236 2 months ago 48
@ghostsniper5236 i know bf3 is better but i just dont give a fuck because i enjoy mw3 more.
i have bfbc2 though and i liked that. but not more than mw2.
not a cod fanboy, i play everything :P and i hated black ops xD
jaspersaals 2 months ago
@ghostsniper5236 fuck yea dude, bf3 is way better
allstarRB1029 2 months ago
@ghostsniper5236 its just too damn clunky and slow paced for me atleast. feels like the controls and sensitivity aren't as tight as CoD. plus i just feel the gameplay is better in cod, but yes, BF3 is a good game.
socc3rman101 2 months ago
@socc3rman101 You technically are a Cod cock riding whore no offense, but don't compare these two games they don't have the same engine so they both have their own ''fun way to please you'' btw you can fix the sensitive in bf3 options but gonna have a hell of a time with aiming tough..
Blackjackreggie 2 months ago
@socc3rman101 have you played operation metro yet on conquest i have to say that is not slow paced and the controls have been changed but that is true for bad company 2
ghostsniper5236 2 months ago
The Funniest Video You Have Ever Made.
ppdohc 2 months ago
@EightThoughts funny as video man they always make me laugh!
thetucker1989 2 months ago
I wish I had battlefield 3
the1schaeffer 2 months ago
Not your best work eightthought
ferrarif502007 2 months ago
that was fucking brilliant
labatesblue 2 months ago
"Now you little monkeys..."
That was hilarious for some reason.
FlyBoyKhi 2 months ago
LMFAO!
lXICERl 2 months ago
lol lol lol lol
daftrider666 2 months ago
Funny as hell
TheStewie1million 2 months ago
Eight thoughts do more of robot thoughts!!!
xFreshKicks08 2 months ago
Man you fucking out did ur self that was some funny shit
venomnessnightmar2 2 months ago
Dude holyshit robot thoughts is the funniest thing ever. Which program do you use to get the voice?
RadRider33 2 months ago
I hope nanners sees this
CoolCat6131 2 months ago
Fucking epic
nflwrestler46 2 months ago
jumping on a bike with the set missing lol naked gun classic :) funny video 8thoughts! keep it up
Renewell 2 months ago
Fucking epic!!!!!!
imthatguynoonenose 2 months ago
Couldn't stop laughing after the robert bowling's mom joke.
thejdl98 2 months ago
More Robot thoughts!
krims0n70 2 months ago
Dude funniest shit ever & glad i didn't get this game. thanks man. keep em cumin
MakeYaBootyBurn 2 months ago
LOL I WAS LEGIT DYING LOL ITs SO DAMN TRU
GunnerSam99 2 months ago
annoying
arkk1 2 months ago
i love these.
DeathNote207 2 months ago
thank you clock of gold
BakronGaming 2 months ago
If u think robot thoughts is funny watch eights other robot videos from like a year ago there hilarious
MrBlazer651 2 months ago
I only play this game because of my friends.
socc3rman101 2 months ago
@socc3rman101 same here bro
000045josh 2 months ago
Even more hilarious than usual Eight Thoughts!
TheJdog559 2 months ago
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TheJdog559 2 months ago
@valker you need to pick the best server for you with the r3 button at the server menu before connection gets better bro
Ibreakthingz 2 months ago
Just got bf3, but the servers fucking suck. Love the game, but I can never play online, fucking EA
Valkerieslayer 2 months ago
Lol he's right, the game freakin sucks as-holes out when your not lookin. Since Xmas it's got worse ( even with the baby buffalo )
Ibreakthingz 2 months ago
I've never raged and broken anything. I've gotten frustrated, but never raged.
DoctorGleich 2 months ago
LMAO
iBeasty47 2 months ago
hahahhaha Ben you are a funny motherfucker
hoffmannnful 2 months ago
How much would mw3 if i sell it to gamestop or eb games??
AgentPig007 2 months ago
@AgentPig007 30 bucks i think
dragonfire89ify 2 months ago