好正!!百看不厭!!!xD
kittarttart 3 months ago
周星馳,你真係好厲害啊,可以背到滾瓜爛熟。
jtws65sk 4 months ago
周星馳鬧交個度真係勁好笑 xd
MandurahLine 9 months ago
當然唔會放係眼內啦 老佛爺係擺係個心入面黎尊重既 好似你咁成日擺係咀邊講 講到低晒呀 你咩居心呀你?
你老母揍大你咁辛苦 你走去做太監 是為不孝 唔尊重老佛爺 是為不忠 你個不忠不孝既死人妖 坐係度印印腳做咩呀?
你好大膽呀 你連我都夠膽鬧?
我堂堂八府巡案 呢度公堂最大我 喂 你區區一個內務總管五品官 仲要黎旁聽既 我企係度 你夠膽坐 我唔鬧你鬧邊個呀?
好 等我奏明皇上 將你抄......
抄你老豆 行得出呢個公堂再算啦你 人黎 落閘 放狗!
百看不厭LOL
amyamyamy520 1 year ago 17
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我聽得出係李公公罵人時較快左個句都係"我頂你個肺 我塞你個胃 我炳到你花開又富貴"
佢真係冇D創意:P
abcabcabc5000 1 year ago
睇極都唔厭, HAHA
fionalwting 1 year ago 3
but i have something i dun understand, how can 三四个时辰pass? 一个时辰 is like 2 hrs right?
beibei97 1 year ago
@beibei97 is 1 hr
chelsesea 1 year ago
@beibei97
you're right 2hrs
why so serious? lol
s8911501 7 months ago
你唔反抗就夾到你仆街,一反抗就證明你識武功
好正xd
wilson526576 1 year ago 7
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wilson526576 1 year ago
her dur 嘴 ?! ^o^
simson99w 1 year ago
砒霜字幕(冇話邊個講邊句,自己領略):
各位 e到一煲糖水 一斤砒霜 倒哂落去之後 嘩 頂你個肺啊 仲結過芝麻胡 呢d咁ga樣會有人肯飲? 可能戚家d人豬頭丙呢 喂唔喏你整淡 喂,救命啊!救命啊!救命啊! 你咁豬頭丙都唔製啦 唔通戚家d人豬得過你? 佢買一斤砒霜 一斤砒霜未必要落哂ga 咁未用過ga砒霜去左邊呢?我搵過戚家上上下下都搵唔到,更可況一個兇手如果用唔到咁多毒藥,為咩事要買咁多黎野人懷疑?所以實情就係你 講-大-話 (第一個字唔知講咩)我冇講大話啊大人! 冇?呢本帳簿我係你鋪頭撻GE 砒霜跟本上就好少人買 呢一年黎你淨係入過半斤砒霜 何來有人買一斤砒霜走啊! 可能係少人記錯左組大人! 記錯? 你幾個月前記錯! 你家下又記錯?! 下 你咁多記錯?
567ertyt 1 year ago
@567ertyt 唔好意思=.=有一度打錯野
由''各位''開始數落第五句''一斤砒霜未必要落哂ga''打錯左
係咁"未必要落哂ga"
i love how some of the serious actors were here being funny too lol
ionglacier 1 year ago
呢本帳簿我係你鋪頭撻GE
andy11481 1 year ago 10
抄你老豆
行得出呢個公堂再算啦你
人來, 落柵, 放狗
lol
kenjidonao 1 year ago 9
你老母湊大你咁辛苦你走去做太監
視為不考
哈哈哈哈!!!
lois0209 2 years ago 12
你個不忠不孝既死人妖坐係度un un腳做咩呀~哈
bondfk 2 years ago 13
2010-1-24 1236
weewee5371 2 years ago 3
lol he said look imma scoup this in the cup wow! ding nay ga fai xD
SonnyisRong 2 years ago 3
我頂你個肺 我塞你個胃
我炳到你花開又富貴
cc9500 2 years ago 47
你呀, 檸檬頭, 蝠鼠眼, 秤鈎鼻, 八字媚, 癸扇耳, her dur 嘴, 老薑牙, 燈芯頸, 駌鴦膞, 長短手, 高矮腳, 雞胸, 狗肚, 飯桶腰...我係你呀我死左佢啦... 叻到炆除褲瞓, 周身蘿柚印 抵你插住碌棍囉...
tomkoolman 2 years ago 149
06:39-06:53
Zathasn 2 years ago 4
xD
你上次又記錯?!你而家又記錯?!你咁多記錯?!
happywendy823 2 years ago 14
The half body part is funny.
AA14CBF 2 years ago 7
陰陽人爛屁股
Bear90112 2 years ago 12
that eunuch is so funny... lol
like the way stephen chow make fun of him
andylie 2 years ago 13
thx
XflamingX 3 years ago 6
好正!!百看不厭!!!xD
kittarttart 3 months ago
周星馳,你真係好厲害啊,可以背到滾瓜爛熟。
jtws65sk 4 months ago
周星馳鬧交個度真係勁好笑 xd
MandurahLine 9 months ago
當然唔會放係眼內啦 老佛爺係擺係個心入面黎尊重既 好似你咁成日擺係咀邊講 講到低晒呀 你咩居心呀你?
你老母揍大你咁辛苦 你走去做太監 是為不孝 唔尊重老佛爺 是為不忠 你個不忠不孝既死人妖 坐係度印印腳做咩呀?
你好大膽呀 你連我都夠膽鬧?
我堂堂八府巡案 呢度公堂最大我 喂 你區區一個內務總管五品官 仲要黎旁聽既 我企係度 你夠膽坐 我唔鬧你鬧邊個呀?
好 等我奏明皇上 將你抄......
抄你老豆 行得出呢個公堂再算啦你 人黎 落閘 放狗!
百看不厭LOL
amyamyamy520 1 year ago 17
This has been flagged as spam show
我聽得出係李公公罵人時較快左個句都係"我頂你個肺 我塞你個胃 我炳到你花開又富貴"
佢真係冇D創意:P
abcabcabc5000 1 year ago
睇極都唔厭, HAHA
fionalwting 1 year ago 3
but i have something i dun understand, how can 三四个时辰pass? 一个时辰 is like 2 hrs right?
beibei97 1 year ago
@beibei97 is 1 hr
chelsesea 1 year ago
@beibei97
you're right 2hrs
why so serious? lol
s8911501 7 months ago
你唔反抗就夾到你仆街,一反抗就證明你識武功
好正xd
wilson526576 1 year ago 7
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wilson526576 1 year ago
her dur 嘴 ?! ^o^
simson99w 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
砒霜字幕(冇話邊個講邊句,自己領略):
各位 e到一煲糖水 一斤砒霜 倒哂落去之後 嘩 頂你個肺啊 仲結過芝麻胡 呢d咁ga樣會有人肯飲? 可能戚家d人豬頭丙呢 喂唔喏你整淡 喂,救命啊!救命啊!救命啊! 你咁豬頭丙都唔製啦 唔通戚家d人豬得過你? 佢買一斤砒霜 一斤砒霜未必要落哂ga 咁未用過ga砒霜去左邊呢?我搵過戚家上上下下都搵唔到,更可況一個兇手如果用唔到咁多毒藥,為咩事要買咁多黎野人懷疑?所以實情就係你 講-大-話 (第一個字唔知講咩)我冇講大話啊大人! 冇?呢本帳簿我係你鋪頭撻GE 砒霜跟本上就好少人買 呢一年黎你淨係入過半斤砒霜 何來有人買一斤砒霜走啊! 可能係少人記錯左組大人! 記錯? 你幾個月前記錯! 你家下又記錯?! 下 你咁多記錯?
567ertyt 1 year ago
@567ertyt 唔好意思=.=有一度打錯野
由''各位''開始數落第五句''一斤砒霜未必要落哂ga''打錯左
係咁"未必要落哂ga"
567ertyt 1 year ago
i love how some of the serious actors were here being funny too lol
ionglacier 1 year ago
呢本帳簿我係你鋪頭撻GE
andy11481 1 year ago 10
抄你老豆
行得出呢個公堂再算啦你
人來, 落柵, 放狗
lol
kenjidonao 1 year ago 9
你老母湊大你咁辛苦你走去做太監
視為不考
哈哈哈哈!!!
lois0209 2 years ago 12
你個不忠不孝既死人妖坐係度un un腳做咩呀~哈
bondfk 2 years ago 13
2010-1-24 1236
weewee5371 2 years ago 3
lol he said look imma scoup this in the cup wow! ding nay ga fai xD
SonnyisRong 2 years ago 3
我頂你個肺 我塞你個胃
我炳到你花開又富貴
cc9500 2 years ago 47
你呀, 檸檬頭, 蝠鼠眼, 秤鈎鼻, 八字媚, 癸扇耳, her dur 嘴, 老薑牙, 燈芯頸, 駌鴦膞, 長短手, 高矮腳, 雞胸, 狗肚, 飯桶腰...我係你呀我死左佢啦... 叻到炆除褲瞓, 周身蘿柚印 抵你插住碌棍囉...
tomkoolman 2 years ago 149
06:39-06:53
Zathasn 2 years ago 4
06:39-06:53
xD
Zathasn 2 years ago 4
你上次又記錯?!你而家又記錯?!你咁多記錯?!
happywendy823 2 years ago 14
The half body part is funny.
AA14CBF 2 years ago 7
陰陽人爛屁股
Bear90112 2 years ago 12
that eunuch is so funny... lol
like the way stephen chow make fun of him
andylie 2 years ago 13
thx
XflamingX 3 years ago 6