I Am White
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  • societal parasites 

  • I agree with you

  • nigger

  • no tienes amigos... Don't you have friends???

  • "you scum of the uurt"

    I allways laugh tears when i watch this. (And i`m half black)

  • i'm white and like black people and i can get some stuff you say like they can't speak and there mostly poor but i still like them

  • and if a white guy said this...

  • You put satire in the description box and people still don't get it. Jesus weeps.

  • pretty intense,  but we hear you

  • That is so true. I'm canadian and I live in an all white or mostly white nieghborhood! But there is this half black half white kid and his mom gets all like stressed and loud whenever my teenage friends talk to him. She gets all ratty and it looks like she snorts coke!

  • Tis true. :c

    In my old (Black) neighborhood I got beat up and treated like crap because I was white and people called ME racist for not hanging around them, my parents had enough and we moved away, and now whenever someone of a different color moves in we try not to communicate because we think they'll hurt us, but I do still have some black friends!

  • Are you the "REAL" Mr.Pregnant or are you the girly one who always does prank calls? :O O____________________O

  • I like black people biatch

  • absolutely fucking hilarious :')

    The music makes this!

  • i think you could of said it better i didn't like teh way u bring your point across!!! hahahaha uncle Tomlol

  • I know from speaking to my friend who is the daughter of a diplomat from Sierra Leone that the only racism she experienced in the United States was from African Americans.

  • @damarko21 HAHAHAHA

  • put bac on the pot and shut up ur black yo yo that pa pa pickin cotton when i said that u need to get a life how old r u lik 46 on youtube and who calls them selfs african american i say im black now chew on that u transexual overgrown ape

  • All I have to say is that I have been to Nigeria..........enough said. Funny I didn't have any desire to stay there. I see you have moved to my country to reap the benefits of 500 years of struggle (by the "Akata's")

  • lmfaooo

    

  • DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GO TO THE NEXT KKK RALLY...PLEASE???

  • Is there any difference between brown or dark or lightskinned "black person", all we are treated as low class citizens all over the damn world?I like the way he tells the truth!

  • I literally laughed my ass off when you said, "Whenever I see an African American in my neighborhood I call 911."

    I dedicated this to all those on a social networking site who falsely label me a racist. They do this because of my very critical views of many of the false principles that society is indoctrinated with by the state, mass media, and society.

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  • go back to your country

  • i just dont like people period...

  • Are you retarted Mr. Pregnant? Majority of blacks live in inner city poor neighborhoods, where there is high rate of crime, and the resources aren't good.

    White neighborhoods have less crime, better resources, more wealthy. Why the hell would a white person want to live in a black neighborhood, and why the hell would a black person not want to live in a white neighborhood?

  • LOL.. I hope people know he's just joking ^^

  • Native American: GO BACK HOME YOU.

    White: I can't they don't want me in Europe ;(

    White Americans - Most loved people on earth!

  • he surprises me by these remarks and majority of his videos are pure coonery. well if you dont like blk people take a number.

  • Ok plz all u "african americans" dnt get all offended by this and b4 u all call him a "hypocrite" and sum shit he's actually telling the goddamn truth!!! I am a transgender asian girl and u wanna no hows it like being treated like shit by these so called "niggas"?? being called "he-she" and "faggot"?? no its not by white ppl its by black ppl!! I mean they thnk its ok to call us "faggots" but its not ok 2 called them "niggers" and shit so yea thts y i dnt d8 black men.

  • @karianime1990 please ask god to deliver you. 

  • Okay, I want to say something. Out of all the 'black' people I know, maybe 0.00005 % are prejudice against themselves. I know tons of really nice black people that have NO racism! But, I guess it matters who you know.

  • But yet he plays Smokey in the background this vid was a fake!!

  • white ppl r niggers

  • "socially inclined"?

  • Filled to the crown with win.

  • When it comes to race, I am color blind

  • @Mrfuckuhaha that means you CAN distinguish the races then

  • lol to all these black people calling racism on this brilliant man. All of you calling him racist are the ones who he is making fun of because you are too IGNORANT to realize that you put yourselves down and give yourselves such a negative image in today's society. I am white, i have many african american/black friends, but not ones that think just because they're black means they have to be "gangsta", they are intelligent individuals and because of that i do not see skin color

  • YOU HAVE tO BE THE BIGGEST IDIOT ON HERE HOW DARE yOU CALL US IGNORANT I WOULD SAY THAT YOUR THE ONE THATS IGNORANT SIR hOW ABOUT PEOPLE JUST STOP BEING RACIST AND SO HATEFUL TO BLACKS THEN mAYBE WE WOULDNT HAVE A PROBLEM THiS PAGE IS THE PERFECT PAGE TO GO TO FOR IGNORANT WHITE PEOPLE SUCH AS YOURSELF WHO DOESNT HAVE A CLUE WHAT RACISM IS sO YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK

  • @SapphireDiamond19 you obviously are ignorant if you didn't take the time to read my comment thoroughly. I said the black people who try to be "gangsta" are the ignorant ones. I also said that i have many black friends who i would never say anything hurtful about them, but that's because they're civilized humans. I also said that i do not see skin color, and by that i mean if i see a white person trying to be "gangsta" or purposely ignorant, i will call them ignorant. Btw, nice caps lock...

  • WELL i DONT CARE IF THEY ACT GHETTO OR NOT THE FACT IS THAT IN THE HOOD YOU LEARN TO TREAT OTHERS WITH RESPECT AND TREAT OTHERS THE WAY yOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED NO MATTER WHERE THEY COME FROM OR HOW THEY ACT AND THATS SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVENT LEARNED YET hUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WANT TO PUT YOURSELF ABOVE OTHERS BECAUSE YOU ARE NO BETTER

  • he is right and that is true black dudes always being talking like they have no education

  • Funny but it's stereotyping

  • You too are brain washed Mr. Pregnant. What is an African American ? Cuz u black you are African and that's it.

  • The reason, Mr. Pregnant, that black people tend to do what you say is that your friends the "African Americans" have horrible cultural values that destroy neighborhoods with criminal activity. Only the poorest African Americans tolerate living in the raunchy neighborhoods that all these criminals create. Until the cultural values change, they will be doomed to that.

  • YOU ARE ALSO STUPID hOW ABOUT IGNORANT TRALIER TRASH WHITE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING AROUND CAUSING A HAVIOC? YOU wORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND ILL WORRY ABOUT MINE BUT IN THE MEANTIME YOU hAVE NO RIGHT TO ADDRESS A PEOPLE WHO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT OR PROBABLY HAVE NeVER MET BEFORE SO JUST GET OUT AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS

  • @SapphireDiamond19 if a white person takes 10 steps in the "hood", we are never treated with respect. Even if i never met someone, i will always be nice to them, no matter what skin color. I was raised to be polite. However, if i go to the "hood", which is a bridge over a river from me, i am treated like a second class citizen. And once again, you don't bother to read my comment fully, because i stated that no matter what skin color, if a white trash person is being ignorant, i'll let them know

  • WELL THATS bECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW YOU AND YOU SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE TALKING ABOUT "2ND CLASS CITIZEN" BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SECOND CLASS CITIZENS IN OUR OWN COUNTRIES FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS BY YOUR OWN PEOPLE SO hOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THE TABLES TURNED? IVE GOTTEN PLENTY OF DISRESPECTS FROM WHITE NEIGHORHOODS THATS WHY I WOULD NEVER MOVE THERE

  • and on another note. the only ones who can reeeeally call themselves americans are us natives

  • AKA the man doesnt like ignorance. I'm sorry yer not african-american yer just american get used to it, yer part of the same shit pile as the rest of us...

  • Racisim

  • for once he looks normal

  • i am not African and none of my grand parents were African i am a brown skinned American it is racist to draw color lines.

    but i understand you about them nigga's but nigga's come in all colors

    good vid

  • ok look I'm a Mix black woman I'm mix with Irish from my granddad thats one of the reasons we always talk about black and white the shit is confusing i had to go to a white school and watch roots in front of my so called white peers that was very embarrasing we don't like being called afican american i don't like seeing black men with white woman i'm black and you are black you are not white you are way to mean to ever be white and your mind is narrow to ever be white and white people don't wanU

  • @ChillThugnificent Please, shit the fuck up, Hes talking about you.

  • takes a fucked up fat crazy ass homosexual to say people are fucked up when he films himself brushing his balls and scratching his ass and sniffing it thats like 2% of it now but you know what I mean

    Maybe blacks can't act like niggers, imo this is happening like little girls acting like sluts and whites becoming hipsters/punk it's just effect from stereotypes and shit fed to your stupid brain with the medias

    your skin is your fucking skin you are black and you are not a lady

  • Fuck Mr.P you tell them straight so much man, i have much respect for you :)

  • Before you write nasty comments on this video google the word "satire" then you will understand! He's using irony as a way to get his point across etc.

  • If you don't know the definition of " Satire " you will not understand this video.

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  • Do you really think you act white? LOL! Have you seen your other videos?

  • I like diversity I dont wanna live in a place thats all white people an I am white soooo. its too pale lol hahahaha likea blank peice of paper the world is supost to be full of color

  • pause at 1:05

  • YEAHH!! what u sed was right about FOOLISH!! black men getting wid fat ugly greasy white woman, cuz white men dnt want them

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA LOOOL 4:34

  • do-rag is tying your brain down lmfaoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  • I like how "Satire" is in quotes...yea this is "real" satirical.

  • Lol and ur hella fat and dirty looking . And ur gf prob hella fat if u have one .

  • I am just tired of ppl ganging up on us , its sad bcuz I love everybody .

  • ITS A JOKE, FOR CHRIST SAKES.

  • Fuck you dirty sun of a bitch .. you hella racist fag

  • Oh man you are brave saying this,but folks he is telling the truth.I am not just saying this because it is a belief.I am saying it as fact.Not trying to be racial here but in my years in Atlanta Ga. I have met many blacks that have moved from other countries to the US and they do not like most African Americans.Most say that the ones born here are lazy,and have no respect for themselves.Oh well it is what it is and maybe one day this world will wake up and we can all get along.Peace Out.

  • WELL Im aFRICAN AMERICAN AND I DONT HATE MYSELF AND I RESPECT MYSELF THIS DUDE MR PREGNANT OR WHATEVER IS JUST iGNORANT AND HAS BEEN LIVING AROUND WHITE PEOPLE TOO MUCH WHO ALREADY SAY RACIST THINGS ABOUT US AND WHO ONLY GO BY WHAT THEY SEE IN MEDIa INSTEAD OF REALITY I CaNT SPEAK FOR NO OTHER BLACK AMERICANS BUT IM BLACK AND I LOVE MYSELF I AM A PAN AFRICANST WHO FOLLOWS THE TEACHINGS OF MARCUS GARVEY AND BLACK UNITY SO WHAT HES SAYING DOESNT APPLY TO ME BLACK PRIDE WORLDWIDE

  • @SapphireDiamond19 Stop SCREAMING!

  • he sounds like his coochie is itching...lol.

  • what a fucking stupid nigger 

  • .... lool satire gotta llove it....

  • there is a difference between black people and niggers. same with whites and rednecks. if you want to talk like a dipshit, thinking your gangster with your bullshit then go ahead. the people who helped in the free the slaves movement are ROLLING in their fucking graves. you fucking monkeys cant even spell correctly.

  • You stinkin shit why you say dat you no black to you stupid ass

  • Haha he is telling the truth.

  • what you are such a cunt i used to like ur videos until i saw this shit fuck you

  • I hate u mrpregnant man i was your fan until you made this video what a shame dissin your own people

  • @puddingkiller1 He's a Jamaican, not a nigger. Did you even watch the video?

  • @CheshireHellKat Just to clarify, he is not Jamaican. Yes he ,ight be from the west indies but deffinetly not Jamaican. lol.

  • @ricardoliking Oh, well. The sentiment is the same.

  • He can't be serious. FLAGGED.

  • Ever notice how silly it  is to spell "racist" without a spellcheck?

  • he is black he is not racist

  • Uncle Rickus lol.

  • omg........this is unreal.

    

  • Wha?!??

  • Ur Live is messed up you look black and if ur not i bet someone thought you was black you see all those presedent HES BLACK so reallyh bitch nobody stutting you And for yall White people black people respect yalll its certian blacks who dont like white because of what they did back in the day soo like STFU about all that shit mann Black people allot fo yall selfish bitches and hoes............. and look at ur life ur a disgrase to jamacan AND look at all you VIDEOS u will get No GIrl!!

  • This is Racist... I mean the statistics are horrible... but to say things like lighter skin and all this... seems like you have some demons within you mrprenant. accept what you are. I am lighter skinned then you and even though I am sad how my black people are turning out we are not all like this... and to say we should be with our own kind and not try to escape the ghetthos... is sick. unsubscribed.

  • smart -_- mrs pregnant i dont like african americans but mainly i dont like americans black or white

  • @ledviades go die in a hole racist cunt.

  • he said ims join kkk lols he is so rasist to his own rase

  • Man we all the same and look at your ugly ass first its black man this Is how our god created us

  • while there stomping the coconut milk and beef patties outta your ass. With MC boots LOL NO first put that white powder you had on your face back on looking like M J Now that shit will be funny PLEASE DO IT. And try and sell them that neckless you got on you lazy Lima Bean.while there kicking your ass and don't forget the teeth gotta wear the teeth OMG I laughing so hard just think of that Please Do it man you'll be the next Dave Chappelle White POWER!!!! White Power!!! yeah ....... L...O...L

  • Wow your the funniest LOL . I've never heard a Coconut spear chucking pig chasing uncle tom say those things how much for a shell neckless. Tell that to the white cops that beat your black ass up throw your black coconut ass in jail.oh but that's ok you can join the white brotherhood Aryan Nation and let them jump you in the'll welcome you with open arms and some shanks.I know it's a joke make a video of that and i'll laugh my ass off that gonna be hilarious and wear those silly teeth

  • Thumbs up if you watched the video to the end?? he makes some kind of cotton pickin' sense lol ^^

  • jed way do he man f-ck off jedz

  • were not all the same dumass

  • so do u like haitians or jamaicans? they're not african-american or black american

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  • 2006 - old school

  • i love this.

  • I use to like this guy but now F.U son

  • I'm mad someone used clips from this in a video seriously dissing black americans.

  • Im no racist but this made me piss my underware laughing. Please african americans don't kill this dude

  • We should go back to slavery days. At least we could shut your fucking stupid mouth up.

  • @HugeDeal wtf did you really just say that???

  • geez. its a satire..he's portraying a character and showcasing the mentality and views of SOME whites-not all(whether its true or not) towards black ppl in America.

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  • @aha00002

    no he isn't..he's talking as a genuine foreigner who is also black (is he African or Caribbean, i don't know). He and his ancestors have no roots in the U.S., so HE is not an african-american. He's emphasizing that he doesn't like african-AMERICANS, not blacks in general. How many white people of a given country have expressed any disgust or prejudice (rightly or wrongly) for other people of another country because of habits, outlook, or even language, who are also white?

  • @NYer79 Probably there's some truth to what you say but it did say 'satire' in the description, which mean that he is indeed portraying someone, i highly doubt it is himself. Plus the title kinda gives a clue.

  • @aha00002

    yep, it says it..lol...i sometimes miss those one-word descriptions. Well then he's confusing, because at the same time, especially toward the end, he says he's an "oreo cookie", white on the inside, black on the outside, etc. If he's playing devil's advocate of sorts, he wouldn't have used the oreo comparison and said that his ancestors were in the master's house, etc....hmm, confusing. But this guy's hilarious nonetheless. His other videos are crazy, haha.

  • @aha00002

    ..i think he might be Caribbean because of his particular accent, and also he said his ancestors were in the "master's house" (whether that was true or not, only he might know), but in either case, he's speaking about and against American blacks, i.e. African-Americans, not blacks.

  • hey asshole.. when u meet all black people then talk your shit... and on the inside you are an ignorant asshole... put back on the pot on your head and dance on the interstate a truck wont miss you... fucking fool... the kkk would hang your dumb fat ass quick...talk with sense before you start flapping your lips....

  • thank you mr pregnant, somebody needs to let these black people know how they're acting, they are a disgrace to america, and bringing us down by holding on to racism. you actually sem educated in this video, if all black people acted like your acting right now then we could all work together and bring this country back the way it was.

  • @fireballfury1 yes, and lets disregard the fact that we have a corrupt government and we can possibly become china's bitch. yup everything is going to be fine.

  • @fireballfury1

    Not act - Be! You can't act like an intelligent person - you must become one.

  • @TheJess519 You're uneducated, I can tell.

  • RACIST

  • @powhzify If he says black its becuase he is black and he's aloud to say it

  • It's satire he says so in the desc.

  • i thought all blacks like to live in the ghetto >.<

  • why ppl are racism? is it natural or comes it with the relligion? whats the problem with skin colour? we all got a brain (we are all humans) -.- why we dont use it? may i know the problem every human is feared by a new thing...for example different skin colour ...

    Thats so stupit...its a behavior of a caveman ;-) would racism exist if ppl have a green,blue,red,yellow,purple skin colour? hmmm? grow up and open your eyes...we need to walk together.yeah and flame me for the trues i posted.

  • Of course he is sarcastic. He's making fun of people who act like this, consider themselves "better African Americans". It's racism squared; racism within racism. Bigotry and big-time hypocrisy, bringing confusion and further divisions.

  • this guy is not joking! he is being truthful!

  • your so smart

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    You are the best :D

  • I don't get why all this dudes vid's are so funny but they are.

  • HE JUST CONTRADICTED HIMSELF HE SAID WHY DO BLACKS WANT TO LIVE N A WHITE NEIGHBOR HOOD N NEVER AROUND THEIR OWN BUT AT THE END HE SAYS HE LIVES IN A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD THIS GUYS IS AN IDIOT LMFAO STFU YOU IGNORANT FAT BASTARD

  • @HiTitHardnWatchiTjiG ur stupid as fuk, learn to take a joke asswipe, ur mum contradicted the world with your birth, watch his vids and see hes only on a joke thing...fool, not only you tho they are others who jus cant take jokes...do i hear shotgun suicide for you all?

  • @HiTitHardnWatchiTjiG if you dont want to watch his vids or dont like him dont leave bitchy comments cuz it is just pathetic !

  • @HiTitHardnWatchiTjiG HES NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN PIG SHIT

  • Racist

  • @CodiiBabey The fuck? It's not racist, he's making fun of niggers not black people. There is a difference.

  • @RoundHouseRecords YOU MUST CANT HEAR...IN THE VERY BEGINNING HE SAYS HE DONT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!!

  • @truthseeker206 He says he hates African americans.. NOT black people.

  • lol i know he was joking hence the satire at the bottom of the video but that doesnt change that he makes some good points about what is going on with black youth that dont have anything to look back on but a guy that made peanut butter. they dont look up to melcolm X ,rosa parks and martin luther king any more they dont strive for equality any more ether they are trying to play a white mans game or saying fuck it i dont want a part in it but playing the biggest one (the lazy black man)

  • Mr Pregnant ur a skinny white shit:))

  • I bet here are idiots that dont understant he is jocking:))

  • @qpae123 african americans still came from Africa ..there just not from Africa........our ancestors came from africa...

  • if you dont know where you come from learn. i had a teacher from africa he is a real african he is what you should go back to. i agree with him black people are nice people african americans aka the people that dont know where they came from and dont want to i have a problem with, you just keep you're selfs under fat white men smarten up and learn where you came from. dont try and asimilate you shouldent have to (this is pritty bad when a pasty white kid has to point this out)

  • I love me and my wonderful live that god has blessed me with. Im germaican (half German half Jamaican) thats a wonderful mix in my eyes the only thing I can say is everybody, just love youre self it doesent matter if youre white ore black just love youre self for who you are and not what you are biiiiitach lol you knew that only you americans care about skin colour that mutch lol

    in germany we dont! god bless germany

    bombolcaat dutty sean da paul a lalalalala long

    Bless

    love dont hate

  • I love me and my wonderful live that god has blessed me with. Im germaican (half German half Jamaican) thats a wonderful mix in my eyes the only thing I can say is everybody, just love youre self it doesent matter if youre white ore black not just love youre self for who you are and not what you are biiiiitach lol you knew that only you americans care about skin colour that mutch lol

    in germany we dont! god bless germany

    bombolcaat dutty sean da paul a lalalalala long

    Bless

    love dont hate

  • i hate u like crap ...have fun in hell

  • The sad thing is...most of this is true. Not the part calling them "pigshit", but most of it :)

  • @jver83 Yes I am black. MrPregnant is just being himself. He loves attention and sometimes he'll say some off the hook things.

  • @jver83 Come on now don't be so sensitive. This is a satire and there is some truth in his videos.

  • AHAHAHA!!! I think a lot of intellegent black peope secretly feel the same way. In all honesty, I think this is far more apparent in the "great" US of A than it is here in England.

    Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, it was black man selling black man in the slave trade. White man was just being keen to the market. If you spotted a bargin, you'd take it right.

    I'm black and TRUST ME, this vid makes sense if you listen hard enough.

  • @mazikiblade You are a idiot, everytime i hear the we sold ourselves shit i want to slap teeth out of mouthes. We didnt not sell ourselves , trickery and vanity did. i am an firstborn african american none of my family lives in the states other than my mother and sisters. as a man hearing another black person say they were keen to the market you are not black. thats the white mans way of looking at shit if you think were marketable your a just as fucked in the head as white people.

  • @dirtniggasteez You're talking nonsense. You can always just say no... by the way at 3.03 it talks about african americans not speaking so well, "We didnt not sell ourselves" << that was you btw.

    All I'm saying is its not often I can play chess with another black person, or talk about quantum phyisics or question the exsistence of other demensions. No body wants to admitt it but this vid is nessecessy to spark a reaction. Black people are powerful and wise and its sad some of us lost our way.

  • @jver83 I think the "I am white" part is the satire. The rest I think is his true feelings.

  • I don't know what to think? The only bad thing about this is two little key-words,alex and jones. The rest of this, whether satire or reality(") is very good. Two very white thumbs up.

  • thier you have it a real black man not a fucking nigger he don't like  niggers either he knows how the niggers are thay move in white neighborhoods trying to take over

  • MrPregent you are actully some what right but all black is not as you see, and I am white and my school is 98 1/2 % white we have a molotio in are school and thats the only black. But not all is wrong with black. and not trying to protect blacks but there are some really really smart blacks out there in the world.

  • His best video ever. Things went downhill after this.

  • Lo @ euyfdvfhj, I'm a mixed race in other words white-black so can i say nigger rofl ^^ 

  • White Power

    Fck nigga's

  • @sloteris Asshole

  • question why you but a group of people into one category?

  • @YungBarner8167 Yes he is black but he's not an american.

  • I think it is not always like that I don't talk like that. I think you should be happy with who you are I don't think that gives you the right to say anything about anybody. If you feel this way you should keep it to you should keep it to yourself. I used to love your videos but after watching this i refuse to you sound so ignorant. I am only 15 years old but I at least know how to conduct myself. Because we could all could say we don't like you cause your fat and not funny