For some reason, some people hear "Captain, Jean Picard of the...", when he actually says "Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the...". I don't know why people can't hear the "Luc" part. I think it is because he pronounces the name as a French person would, and it gets lost on English ears.
Oh yeah!!! I was sitting on a bench with a hole in it; and when I put loudspeakers near my highly orgasmic butthole, and put this song at FULL BLAST, I lured my friend under the table to put his mouth directly under it, and out of nowhere, the intense volume of the stereo caused my stinky sloppy turd to fall into his mouth, and I was just frot fucking all night with other gay dudes fantasizing Larry Craig in an airport bathroom for blumpkins since the Picard Song is just the song for that.
I've been watching Star Trek since I was a little kid and I *know* that it's "Locutus of Borg" but damnit if it doesn't sound like "I'm cute as a Borg" if you're not paying attention. XDD
i knew i liked picard, he's a tactical officer! :D
jango2011 1 week ago
Onelongincrediblyunbrokensentencemovingfromtopictotopicsonononehadachancetointerrupthimitwasreallyquitehipnotic.
SgtGonji 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
I am the cutest aboard!
skidip 1 month ago
@gaybathroomsex alright, so you're gay and you're into bathroomsex. We get that from you're username! Please, spare us the details, I beg you T.T
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For some reason, some people hear "Captain, Jean Picard of the...", when he actually says "Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the...". I don't know why people can't hear the "Luc" part. I think it is because he pronounces the name as a French person would, and it gets lost on English ears.
lemonrind 1 month ago
Oh yeah!!! I was sitting on a bench with a hole in it; and when I put loudspeakers near my highly orgasmic butthole, and put this song at FULL BLAST, I lured my friend under the table to put his mouth directly under it, and out of nowhere, the intense volume of the stereo caused my stinky sloppy turd to fall into his mouth, and I was just frot fucking all night with other gay dudes fantasizing Larry Craig in an airport bathroom for blumpkins since the Picard Song is just the song for that.
gaybathroomsex 2 months ago
A little "Blue Monday" in there, cool lol
mfsflyer1 2 months ago
Quite hypnotic.
DeathToTehFurries 2 months ago
Captain.. John Picard... Of the USS... Enterprise!
davidmh2171995 4 months ago
@davidmh2171995 It's Jean-Luc Picard.
horaciosi 4 months ago 7
Ma ma mamamamamake it so make it so.
oxytropidoceras 4 months ago in playlist oxytropidoceras's favorites
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!
RTPye117 5 months ago
@RTPye117 Don't you mean 5?
Stinkface2 3 months ago
Picard is ~*~*Le Cutest of Borg*~*~
xGAARAxGIRLx 5 months ago 5
captain john picard something about an enterprisecaptain john picard something about an enterprisecaptain john picard something about an enterprise
SandersonCallum 5 months ago
@SandersonCallum It's Jean, not John. Captain Jean Luc Picard.
RTPye117 5 months ago
YTMND!
HeyYoKillEmo 6 months ago
Of course he says "I am Locutus of Borg", but he might also be the cutest on board.
aldomaledictus 6 months ago 2
I want this song
Davis4037 6 months ago
Captain John Picard . OF THE USS ENTERPRISE!
mitch5o5o 7 months ago 2
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RTPye117 5 months ago
I've been watching Star Trek since I was a little kid and I *know* that it's "Locutus of Borg" but damnit if it doesn't sound like "I'm cute as a Borg" if you're not paying attention. XDD
RemnantWeapon 7 months ago 2
I heard “I am the cutest aboard.. you will respond to my questions”.
nandykins 7 months ago
I remember this from YTMND! Good times!!!
1991DBZfan 9 months ago
lol, Blue Monday @ 2:52
props4genu 9 months ago
i am cutest cyborg
smartyGpants 10 months ago
Brings me back to my YTMND days.
PhenomenonX 10 months ago 3
I thought it was repeated over adn over again like u say, how coem u wanna include all this talking bullcrap...
BradG1992 11 months ago
I heard "I am the cutest aboard"
FxckFashion 11 months ago
I bought this on iTunes ast week, when it was on sale.
Gr8Dane78 1 year ago
Moonwalk appropriate 0_0
CptPicard832 1 year ago
Make it so! Engage!
CptPicard832 1 year ago
Can you repeat who the captain o the USS Enterprise is? I forgot...
PatLacrosse 1 year ago 7
Engage!
MrPhatcatt 1 year ago
awesome!;D
Koishi87 1 year ago
Darmok... and Jalad... at Tenagra.
wschmrdr 1 year ago 3
@wschmrdr When the wall fell
Q3hero 1 year ago
Ive listened to song probaly 30 times today and have been singing along :)
great song
Shad0wSquirrel 1 year ago
this song is hypnotic @_@
freakyfish02 1 year ago
"make- make- make- make- make it so, make it so."
visionary1138 1 year ago 2
I forgot who was the captain of that one ship in tng...
Zgamer618 1 year ago
Thrusters set on awesome Captain!
jayce79 1 year ago
zinedine zidane
sebremit 1 year ago
Who made this?
newnilzizi 1 year ago
@newnilzizi A group called Dark Materia I do believe.
HiddenSofa 1 year ago
I <3 Patrick Stewart, hes awesomesauce.
RoseNoir 1 year ago
You don't deserve. To wear. That. Unform.
BalooRJ 1 year ago 4
cant get it out of my head :P
Gamezonemachinima 1 year ago
"Shut up Wesley!"
Surisis1983 1 year ago 2
im gonna get up and do the robot to this
lootwarmeggz 1 year ago 3
It's "I am Locutus of Borg" not "I am as cute a borg" come on.. Jesus. LOOOOLZ
BozzieM 1 year ago 20
@BozzieM But... I AM as cute as a borg. ;)
GiggityGooggitty 1 year ago 31
@GiggityGooggitty that's preety ugly 0_0 !
CptPicard832 1 year ago
@BozzieM Well fuck, I heard "I am acute as a Borg".... but I'm obtuse.
SgtGonji 1 year ago 3
This is Awesome.
SherfordHepster 1 year ago
It's really quite hypnotic.
frankpinker 1 year ago 3
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jacked a ring tone for my Droid 0:00 to 0:23 of this video on tub e2tone{.)com
savanotmak 1 year ago
its im lecutis of borg
feralkindling 2 years ago 2
lol
rockerbmg666 2 years ago 2
There was furries in that map too (you found it?)
SgtdawnFTW9000 2 years ago
can't help hearing "I am as cute as a borg!" :P
WiseWeeabo 2 years ago 28
I'm as cute as a borg. ;)
GiggityGooggitty 2 years ago 7
To me it's "I am the cutest of all"
eddiminus 2 years ago
@WiseWeeabo I love how your brain works ^_^
V15U4L3RR0R 1 year ago
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yea i'm the 4000 viewer
DJMusicBooster 2 years ago
i remember this song from sven coop on the map secretcity 3 where you pressed a picture of him and thois started
SgtdawnFTW9000 2 years ago 2
awsome
andrei557 2 years ago
If you had this as a downloadable file, on my ipod this would go, sir.
Ickeriss69 2 years ago 2
Ill send you a copy if you want, private message me your email address
corowin1 2 years ago
Lolz man I luv this song XDD
NekoGodess 2 years ago
OMG I laughed so HARD!
bridget117 2 years ago 2
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OMG THATS FUNNY
Hardstylez09 3 years ago 3
kick ass song
grimacekiller 3 years ago 37
fucking hell this made my day
jigalojim 3 years ago 3
Haha we sang this song at Camp ^-^
brokendown9462 3 years ago 5
all about kirk.
but the song is great man XD
TragicTouchdown 3 years ago 4
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I fuckin hate Star Trek,but this song's awesome
stikkilla222 3 years ago