very unprofessional and not in the good way... but thank you... you helped me make my decision to buy puzzle quest from the xbox live marketplace and puzzle quest 2 (cuz its on major sale)
So much swearing. It's a real shame because the review itself started really great. You pulled me in like a Fish on a Hook. Then you dropped 12 F-Bombs in a row and you lost me.
Should I get it on Psp, Ds, Wii, Pc, or Xbox?? I was thinking handheld like Ds or Psp but the infamous psp glitch i hear about is turning me away and the Ds just seems too cluttered...Is it still worth the buy on Psp?
Keep saying whatever you say, it wont chage the fact the game looks like CRAP, otherwise...why do they only show PSP graphics, a few DS but the most are PSP..."your face looks like crap"...is that the best you can come up with?
Looks aren't everything. Ever played a SNES game? The graphics are pretty shit compaired to todays standards, but the gameplay is top class. Don't trash a system just because it doesn't have the best grahics.
SNES is old system, on its times the graphics where great and the improvement from the same games on SNES and Sega Genesis was minimal, so comparing the SNES with today's consoles is stupid, DS and PSP are from the same generation, I said DS version looks like crap compared to the PSP's, I dislike the DS for many reasons
Dood, anyone who claims a system or a game is crap coz it doesn't have the best graphics is a fool. The DS isn't the best machine on the planet, but it has some decent games on it. Does the PSP have a game as good as or better than Phoenix Wright? Nope
pheniox wright may have been one of the best games iv played recently and graffics are not important at all except when the graffics are not good enough to be able to enjoy the game nights into dreams on the saturn great game but the graffics were not up to the job
problem with pheniox i was trying to input data that i had picked up on and getting peonolised because of bad wrighting it should have been writtern flawlessly
Did i said the console is crap, you need to learn to read better cause I said the DS version looks like crap but I never said the DS is crap... a better game than that? how about:
gameplay wins everytime they arent bringing so many games out on the psp now dont you think they should of brought out touch screen on the psp lite id of bought on if they did straight the way no need now wont be long till new follow up nintendo hand held
PSP with a touch screen? is not a matter of being a copycat, I like the PSP with out a touch screen, I rather play like it is, I dont need touch screen and I dont like touch screen, how much do you spend if it brakes? is it replaceable?
PSP like PS3 doesnt need add ons to work at it best with all the available features like the DS or in any case the 360 vs PS3, lets just dropped your not gonna change my mind as I wont cause each one has is like and dislikes for either PSP or DS...
id love a psp the psp is clearly better iv played about 200 games on the ds to find only a few i actualy like i dont like that nipple controal thing but then again my hands hurt with ds its horrid to hold but the volume of games isnt there for the psp and instead of makeing handheld type games they doing ps2 style games but not putting the same effort into them as they did original ps2 games even silent hill origins was short they would never of got away with that on ps2
of course iv not im not mental ive tryed a fair few and nothing has been so intreagueing even res evil 4 didnt pull you in the same and look how good that was
I thought this game could possibly be the most overrated thing ever. I mean it doesn't sound interesting at all. Puzzle Quest? HA! That's the kind of title people laugh at. But after seeing reviews, gameplay footage, and eventually just buying the game, I was shocked. I love puzzle games, and I enjoy big name titles like Tetris, Meteos, and Lumines. Puzzle Quest is worthy of standing next to those titles. It kicks ass.
The game is called Dragon Quest Rocket Slime you stupid fucks! It's Dragon Quest combined with The Legend of Zelda, made by TOSE. You know the same guys that made the greatest Metal Gear next to nobody plays, Ghost Babel for the Game Boy.
Metal Gear: Ghost Babel has Story Mode, 180 VR Missions, Stage Select with the option of doing it in VR style with new objectives and story plots revealed, Link Cable Multiplayer and the most kick ass chip music your ears will ever grace all on one tiny Game Boy cartridge. You know what? Just go die, preferably in a chemical fire.
i agree is a great game . i got a psp vison and i just addict to it . but it just have too many bug ... i give a 9.5 out of 10 . and the pic and the sound is not half bad .
Are you gonna fucking show the game or not?
ZZLe4Ni 5 months ago
puzzle quest games are fun can get hard.
royalnaz1 5 months ago
would totally play Blue Slimes Adventure.
hexRQP 9 months ago
these guys are one of the most annoying game reviewers here ....
kwing is good , ign , classic game room , machinima but not these crappy people
helhelhelhelo 10 months ago
very unprofessional and not in the good way... but thank you... you helped me make my decision to buy puzzle quest from the xbox live marketplace and puzzle quest 2 (cuz its on major sale)
BlackHeartedKiss 1 year ago
Please double the level of swearing, as it clearly upsets the self-righteous precious types, thanks.
Nookster 1 year ago
HAHA E3 Shit.
juniorgeneric 1 year ago
More reviewing, less chitchatt, please.
SesaruMKM 1 year ago
Stop swearing, it doesn't make you cool. You are still nerds.
FEEDER87 1 year ago 6
I LOVE this on PC. Sucks, though, I lost my copy. I'm gonna by a new copy, sometime.
dragoniguana 2 years ago
Does the DS version have that horrible PSP bug and the psychic AI too?
andoc 2 years ago
It doesn't have the PSP bug but the AI can still look into the future.
FireJigglypuff2310 1 year ago
So much swearing. It's a real shame because the review itself started really great. You pulled me in like a Fish on a Hook. Then you dropped 12 F-Bombs in a row and you lost me.
GoldeneyeMarine 2 years ago 6
Can you download and play this game?
WavyC123 2 years ago
Why the swearing? Not good.
McFogTheDog 2 years ago 17
These guys swear too much. Not that I have a problem with swearing but it just sounds unprofessional.
CockneyNutjob4 2 years ago 22
i agree i cancled my subscription
barakHobama 2 years ago
I stopped listening at, "Don't say something fucking gay like..."
Embarrassing.
staccat0 2 years ago 7
lol!your soo cool!and really badass!yea stop listening,what a rebel!
slgking57 2 years ago
I think you missed the point.
staccat0 2 years ago
Ughh it gets worse
WavyC123 2 years ago
this game is fantastic!
KaloManifesta 2 years ago 2
Get the DS version. Graphics aren't important- gameplay only.
sorgum72 2 years ago 6
This game is actually fun once you get the basics down.
GGXXCraze 3 years ago
Should I get it on Psp, Ds, Wii, Pc, or Xbox?? I was thinking handheld like Ds or Psp but the infamous psp glitch i hear about is turning me away and the Ds just seems too cluttered...Is it still worth the buy on Psp?
Wolfpaw27 3 years ago
Still worth buying on Psp.... it looks way better than the DS version. If not , you could get it on PC.
GagyiLaszlo 2 years ago
what are you people talkin about the ds version looks fine
RaNk323itsmynamegeez 2 years ago 5
yea but the psp version looks way better, and I've heard that its more challenging than the ds version, but im not sure if thats true
gnomenads1 2 years ago
Great review guys!
really detailed!
I just bought this for £13 on amazon, cant wait till it comes!
jbpenguin 3 years ago
I prefer it on the PSP.The jewels look better.
I am a fan of the DS but when I saw how the game looked like on the DS i was like "Gosh,thank God I got it for the PSP"
Now im a little worried about all these bugs ive been reading about lately.....u_u
SolBuster 3 years ago
I can't stand fake people.
topperdoggle 3 years ago
cussing doesnt make you cool.
donteverdothisagain 3 years ago 3
Was thinking the same thing bro.
Trac3ur92 2 years ago
This is the guy at blizzcon 2008
DJ somthing or other
siu02rk 3 years ago
puzzle quest is cool
Assainator17 3 years ago
i just bought this for 99 cents at eb games/gamespot
RESIDENTevil4lover 3 years ago
finally ds review
baby2bla 3 years ago
i just bought this game on xbox live arcade its pretty fun
BADxBOYx808x 3 years ago
my friend plays this on the xbox... looks really gay.
kausama 3 years ago
iv got seven wonders and its the same as this but better graphics
DjGizzo 3 years ago
Keep saying whatever you say, it wont chage the fact the game looks like CRAP, otherwise...why do they only show PSP graphics, a few DS but the most are PSP..."your face looks like crap"...is that the best you can come up with?
astaroth001 3 years ago
stylus + puzzle quest = win.
enough said.
nubenai 3 years ago
Looks aren't everything. Ever played a SNES game? The graphics are pretty shit compaired to todays standards, but the gameplay is top class. Don't trash a system just because it doesn't have the best grahics.
MetalGearMayCry 3 years ago
SNES is old system, on its times the graphics where great and the improvement from the same games on SNES and Sega Genesis was minimal, so comparing the SNES with today's consoles is stupid, DS and PSP are from the same generation, I said DS version looks like crap compared to the PSP's, I dislike the DS for many reasons
astaroth001 3 years ago
Dood, anyone who claims a system or a game is crap coz it doesn't have the best graphics is a fool. The DS isn't the best machine on the planet, but it has some decent games on it. Does the PSP have a game as good as or better than Phoenix Wright? Nope
MetalGearMayCry 3 years ago 2
pheniox wright may have been one of the best games iv played recently and graffics are not important at all except when the graffics are not good enough to be able to enjoy the game nights into dreams on the saturn great game but the graffics were not up to the job
problem with pheniox i was trying to input data that i had picked up on and getting peonolised because of bad wrighting it should have been writtern flawlessly
DjGizzo 3 years ago
Did i said the console is crap, you need to learn to read better cause I said the DS version looks like crap but I never said the DS is crap... a better game than that? how about:
-Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII
-Jean D' Arc
-Final Fantasy Tactics War Of The Lions
and many other good PSP RPGs...need me say more?
astaroth001 3 years ago
gameplay wins everytime they arent bringing so many games out on the psp now dont you think they should of brought out touch screen on the psp lite id of bought on if they did straight the way no need now wont be long till new follow up nintendo hand held
DjGizzo 3 years ago
PSP with a touch screen? is not a matter of being a copycat, I like the PSP with out a touch screen, I rather play like it is, I dont need touch screen and I dont like touch screen, how much do you spend if it brakes? is it replaceable?
PSP like PS3 doesnt need add ons to work at it best with all the available features like the DS or in any case the 360 vs PS3, lets just dropped your not gonna change my mind as I wont cause each one has is like and dislikes for either PSP or DS...
astaroth001 3 years ago
id love a psp the psp is clearly better iv played about 200 games on the ds to find only a few i actualy like i dont like that nipple controal thing but then again my hands hurt with ds its horrid to hold but the volume of games isnt there for the psp and instead of makeing handheld type games they doing ps2 style games but not putting the same effort into them as they did original ps2 games even silent hill origins was short they would never of got away with that on ps2
DjGizzo 3 years ago
I took the DS version over the PSP, because the DS has the stylus and the PSP version is bugged (none of the companion effects work).
KIFulgore 3 years ago
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ha ha ha it looks like crAp on DS
astaroth001 3 years ago
Your face looks like crap!
PJAriz 3 years ago 5
i think id rather just play bejeweled or whatever they on about rpgs have all seemed poor since shenmue
DjGizzo 3 years ago
have you player all the RPG's since shenmue?
If you have I would be both impressed and disturbed
MetalGearMayCry 3 years ago
of course iv not im not mental ive tryed a fair few and nothing has been so intreagueing even res evil 4 didnt pull you in the same and look how good that was
DjGizzo 3 years ago
I was trying to imply that you shouldn't generalise. I've played a fair few crap rpgs recently but I wouldn't say that every rpg is crap.
MetalGearMayCry 3 years ago
ok what is really enthralling intreagueing and most of all satisfying?
DjGizzo 3 years ago
sex
MetalGearMayCry 3 years ago 2
I was trying to imply that you shouldn't generalise. I've played a fair few crap rpgs recently but I wouldn't say that every rpg is crap.
MetalGearMayCry 3 years ago
lol, i once saw this game on the shelf of a store, and thought it was noe of those good 4 nothing games, but, it's pretty kool.
Lucariorulestheworld 4 years ago
I thought this game could possibly be the most overrated thing ever. I mean it doesn't sound interesting at all. Puzzle Quest? HA! That's the kind of title people laugh at. But after seeing reviews, gameplay footage, and eventually just buying the game, I was shocked. I love puzzle games, and I enjoy big name titles like Tetris, Meteos, and Lumines. Puzzle Quest is worthy of standing next to those titles. It kicks ass.
DropoutBear 4 years ago
Wow, the right guy really seems fascinated by the game!
I'm gonna get this!
Train06 4 years ago
The game is great, but reviewers are annoying (well, especialy the left one like Nightsintodreams said).
sebast007 4 years ago
guy on the right is well spoken, and informitive; but the guy on the left tries wayy too hard and hes madd annoying
esperanza31288 4 years ago
Wankers.
NiGHTSintodreams 4 years ago
WTF OMFG you guys aren't very great at reviews, you guys need to stick to the topic omg
joeseph190 4 years ago
Get on with the rewiew! Gamespot does this stuff in 5 minutes.
miragebird 4 years ago
r these guys on crack?!
wtfiyn 4 years ago 2
whatever, rocket slime Rules.
dxmkrew 4 years ago 2
Dude. Those chicks are hot.
Hehe boobs.
Sumguy21 4 years ago
The game is called Dragon Quest Rocket Slime you stupid fucks! It's Dragon Quest combined with The Legend of Zelda, made by TOSE. You know the same guys that made the greatest Metal Gear next to nobody plays, Ghost Babel for the Game Boy.
bushidogamer 4 years ago
IAWTC!!!
dxmkrew 4 years ago
Metal Gear: Ghost Babel has Story Mode, 180 VR Missions, Stage Select with the option of doing it in VR style with new objectives and story plots revealed, Link Cable Multiplayer and the most kick ass chip music your ears will ever grace all on one tiny Game Boy cartridge. You know what? Just go die, preferably in a chemical fire.
bushidogamer 4 years ago
informative review, but very annoying ppl -_-
MengoMango 4 years ago 4
i agree is a great game . i got a psp vison and i just addict to it . but it just have too many bug ... i give a 9.5 out of 10 . and the pic and the sound is not half bad .
cheeplyOwasp 4 years ago
The third guy, the one on the keyboard is really really creepy "Dude! Those chicks are hot! Boobies!" That's why nobody likes a nerd.
thinkasaurus 4 years ago 4
QFT
meetwatnshake 4 years ago
What kinda power dork yells out "dude, those chicks are hot Yeaaaahhh boobies" during a fucking video game review. CREEPY!
thinkasaurus 4 years ago
Good review. Honest, and funny. Long as you can take the swearing, I guess.
Which a lot of people here can't (?)
M4pleLeaf 4 years ago
it sucks on DS but it rocks on PSP!!!!
str33tl33t 4 years ago
You fail.
sickdiggitydog 4 years ago 3
What a bunch of pottymouths.
MathUDX 4 years ago
Thank God this didn't turn out to be "fuckin' gay."
I mean. Really. Thank God.
Thank. God.
LePierre 4 years ago
1 star for dissing one of the best DQ spinoffs. Fission Mailed
somecrazymoogle 4 years ago 3