jesus -i will survive-

[jorjais1916]

jajajajaja gordo

[tatianaandradebh]

em ritmo de musica

"segura na mão de deus...

segura na mão de deus...

segura na mão de deus e vai....

kkkkkk

[zorrodeplata606060]

la segunda venida de jesus cristo sananda video de foto nubes  imajen y ovni mas informacion.

savias que jupiter es nuestro segundo sol haora?.

visita mis videos.

[NicNacRoxx]

lol who plays him?

[HeavyMetaller94]

ahahahahahah

[ZavorotKostey]

Stupid christian motherfucker.

[Kapiwolf123]

I wouldn't have the balls to walk in that blanket just covering my balls, down the street. Props for him! xD

[cjalotte]

Jee zet jezelf voor lul, doe toch normaal man.

Je moet eens weten wat Hij voor jullie heeft gedaan. Als jullie tijd kunnen maken om naar dit achterlijke filmpje te kijken kun je ook wel tijd vrij maken om naar Hem te zoeken. De afstand is slechts 1 gebed!!!

[nenad006]

hahahah so funy man i have laugh alll day and even now i lough haha

[wutuworry]

man thats epic

[movsisyan14]

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[1a1it0]

i have a question did the bus really hit him??

[Topangasite]

:S  jejejejejejej of course not

[bettyrules7]

lol that rules

[GHTVextreme]

funny

[GHTVextreme]

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[losdospajaritos]

wat dont make a joke of dat

[jokingpenguin]

This type of video is wat Youtuube is all about, and if anyone proests then they should make there own video about religion!!!

Besides im a christian am=nd i find it hilarious!!!

[Pahula]

0.32 omg ahahahhaa

[baby1698]

that Really funny i showed my mum and dad and they were lughing all night

[HenryVidsAndThat]

dont worry! he can come back again! THE BIBLE 2

[omboom14]

fuck you all you don't respect jesus what kind of people are you fuckers!! Go to hell go sex with the devils sinners!! The one who made this video when i see you i'll punch you in your head!!

[Stranglehold432]

You don't seem to be very nice person

[bassistoflove]

You're so open minded.

[BuggyB2008]

oh yeah thats the religious way to solve problems huh?!

[panicafeverprettyodd]

jesus everyone whos sayin this isnt funny is blind!its brilliant!!

im sure jesus is lookin at this now on his laptop and laughing to himself!!:D:D:D:D

[zrancidmilk]

AWESOME

[legoformers888]

this is not funny!!!!!! yall think its funny but its not this is mocking our god

[zrancidmilk]

oh please. how about if we dont believe he is our god. wait a minute jesus isnt even the Christain God! know the facts about your own religion

[StaffOfDoomzor]

Lol good point... + christianity is a load of bull tbh..

Jesus was jewish...

Jews dont beleive in jesus...

Now whoever came up with that crap REALLY didnt think it through

...And...

I know hes cool and everything..

But christians beleive in santa..

A fat guy in a red dress who climbs into childrens bedrooms in the middle of the night

Now i can kinda see where priests get their bad name from, dont you? :P

[PunkAsFuck82]

shut the fuck up, freedom of expression, belief and speech, dumb fuck

[moequinn]

Brill, give me more of same, so funny...

[sillyjomeg]

errrrr weird

[benteno10]

mint biddy mint

[Beefy360Gamer]

first vid i eva watched on youtube lol!

[Blackberriy]

Soooo funny!!!

[jonasdp97]

look its kinda funny wen he says i will survive and gets hit by the bus but i know you werent trying to offend christ

[onkelzholikerin]

goil!

[crazygirl201295]

Its stupid

[zukiaang]

this a joke jesus i will survive and a bus

[LAness912]

wow !!!!!! how do u have the nerv ? wow wen u die look wat will happen to u after u burn in hell (:

[joelscp]

cristians dont need to be offended by this because i believe the creator of this video had no intent of insulting cristians in any way, he probably just wanted to make a funny video to make ppl laught

[1308susan]

as is amazing !! n it's affa funny

[bobocavka]

Shame on everyone. 4.5 star rating on something this horrible. It is not okay to put this kind of stuff on the net or to have it at all. Its not a joke or game whether you believe in Christ or not its simply disrespectul!

[ruestsummers]

get a sence of humor !

[MikeO2jam]

that is not funny

[ITZURBOYBEBO]

hell right thats not funny

[TheBloxxer]

Lol

*Walking by*

Guy: O___O

[CoolestFun123]

YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!! JESUS MADE U WAIT maybe satin made u

[xXxBooweezexXx]

tht guy didnt want bum fun

[mightnydragon]

so funny

[Skiming18]

i love this! and i dont even believe in jesus! lol poor diaper clad man...he never stood a chance. lmao.

[dasoriano007]

The person created this file video have no respect to his fellowmen, Any kind religious sector you belong, You do not have rights to embarass the image of JESUS CHRIST or any IMAGES of GOD.

[gmail05]

LoL silly christians

[zimroxx]

Show me a picture of Christ then to prove that looks like him

[babivampire4ever]

I'm a devoted christian and even though this is extremely offending, i can't help but find it funny at the same time.

[dasoriano007]

In this world the human beings is not perfect, But if we trying put in our minds that we are human only, This is not enough reason we are old enough,We have given knowledges and skills to use in the right things.

[zimroxx]

Wow, a christian who can see the joke side of things

[babivampire4ever]

Why so hard to believe? Not all Christians are strict and boring. A lot of us love to have fun and laugh.

[gigtanur]

no me da risa esto?

[Simondede]

XD hahahahaha

[1308susan]

AMAZING LOL.

RIP JESUS.

[Darkmebe]

i have to agree this si blasphemy.... but it still is damn hilarious!

[mymuzedqueen]

everyone should respect opinions and not blurt things out before thinking. that way

we all stop interfering with each other and live happily ever after cheers :]

[beefjerkytuna2]

so rude . making fun of jesus , whoever made is not christian and their a jerk , loser

[DWorshipFellowship]

Bad Video! Blasphemy

[heartlessxocean]

Damn hilarious.

[kiramanee]

its a video.

its funny to some,

not funny to others.

RELIGION is such a pain, it gets us into wars, fights and only goes against what it "wants to teach us"

everyone has their way of living. stop interfering and telling them what it and isnt funny to all.

opinions are only opinions until proven otherwise.

we dont know if jesus really existed.

[911Abaddon]

See what happens when you forget the Green Cross Code?

[aiiinsley]

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[titlematch]

u guys r so homos!!!!

[InuYashaRoxDaWorld]

he didnt really get hit by that bus did he? O.O

[Rippinanoo1]

Been laughing for 3 mins straight... starting to cry now! :D

[EnriqueM1998]

if jesus was on earth and went on youtube n saw this, he'd crack up!! :)

[TDA30]

funnayy♥

[armon1000]

work it jessus

[Elizibongo]

L.O.L!

im a christian, but i have a sense of humour, jeez.

calm it, people :L

[monky561]

CHRISTIANS ARE REAL PEOPLE YOU BASTED

[99essexboii99]

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[xxSHOPIExx]

that was kinda lame

good try tho =]

[iPopcorn]

not his newb

[nekeita123]

even jesus himself would find this amusing

[freyakinz123]

this is a stupid video

thats just making fun of Jesus

atheist!!!!

[jetboyJ22]

Deal with it- if you don't think this video is funny then you should watch another. I'm sure that there are plenty of other videos that make fun of rational thought and logic that you'll enjoy

[thegengengenocideexp]

your soul will burn in hell, repent!!! or satan will eat your soul

[timmyzeewolde]

why would satan eat his soul? if he offends jesus that would make him the enemy of the enemy of satan so wouldn't that be an ally? and since when do you eat allies?

[jersonvzor]

hahahahahaha

[ngbfan]

you idiot go to hell you insulter

[arypt]

hahah this song i very funny and make wanna kill my self..

[cacaca2745]

messed up when you ran over jesus but still funny

[nightwaffles]

God gave us the ability to laugh uncontrollably. If it was a sin to laugh uncontrollably, my bad. I didnt know I could stop it.

Yes, this is funny.

[BOBBYLEX214]

Lord, forgive me for laughing at this video

[BOBBYLEX214]

this is not funny, i don't know why the people that made this video don't have any respect for Jesus. Y'all will go to HELL

[rainbowgirl678]

i don't beleive int hat shit virgin mary get real virgin means u have never been screwed christianty is based on a fat ass lie!

[Monkeyfac]

LOL. Just another day on Hollywood Blvd

[lolgal4]

Ok i am a christian and....IT WAS FUNNY!

MWA HA HA

(Lord fogive me but hay, its funny :)!)

[dalmata606]

KE IMBESIL ERES IDIOTA.. JAVIER PRADO FvCKKKKKKKKKK

[lorgy9]

lol got hit by bus ouch!!!!!!

[cookie511999]

omg!!!!!! this is the best video ever!! but not because jesus died!!! because it is histerical!!!

[ilikepez]

religion as commercialisation of an utopian book isn't funny either... more like a behaviour disorder..

[iantheguy]

that is not funny

[rainbowgirl678]

ahhhh is sack rwewegious weirdo!

[iantheguy]

not funny !!!!!!!!!!!

[truecorbinfan]

this is fucking hilarious.

[evolutionSK8ERboy]

not funny

[shootemup93]

haha, best video ive seen all day :D

[bamsk8er129]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha dont tell me what to do i will make fun of him all i want haha what are you gonna do tell him to shoot lightning at me

[bamsk8er129]

hahahahhaahahhaah i agree with you we are normal humans

[crankyno]

Fake Jesus + I Will Survive song + Lipsynching on the streets = Roadkill!!!!

[ftanknewandimproved2]

this video is so messed up but funny and i have a bad feeling i may be going to hell for watching this

[Izabellka999]

stupid!!!

[rasmus0211]

jees.. lol! "i will survive" then roadkill XD

[louisevilleathletics]

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[Crusaderr101]

gay

[snaxxroxx]

that was alsome brue

[cookie1love]

What makes this so damn funny is when it was put to this song.. LMAO

[picklesthdrummer]

jesus packed on a few pounds...

[forestpalinania]

Don't make fun of jesus!

lol, it's still funny!

[blossomrose20]

This video clip is absoloughtly disgusting. I would delete this movie if I were you or you will face many demerits in the after life. People do not watch this clip, it is sick.

Jesus is a man to be respected, not ridiculed. This is blasphemy and gods will not tolerate this

[legewein]

lol your a moron....leaving a comment that you didnt like the video when you obviously took the time out of your day to watch it

[echogirl96]

Blossomrose20-

i understand that your religious beliefs are against any potentially humorous content portaining to whom you follow, but not everyone shares the same religious values as you, and no matter how hard you try, you can never make everyone take on your religion. You can have these beliefs, anyone can, but please do not force apon us non believers, information that will just enrage us, and not help your cause.

[yereni1]

fuck who make it thats mean u know fuck ya

[JayCharlesLander]

I love it!

[phogi01]

i dont think its okay!

jesus christ is our lord, god!

he is sacred!

dont make it FUNNY!!!

[ultimatodetinapay]

actually his not a god he's just the so of god who descended from heaven to save us from sin..

[werenutz]

SO - - all you people shouting with such highground moral indignation that this is "WRONG" what would you do - -have their heads severed & removed from their bodies ? You want a platform to preach go & spend your energy having a pop at those nice religious people who would do just that - - Tell you what, next time you see Jesus, ask him which he would prefer, quick ending by bus or unspeakably slow agonizing death in front of his mother? Religion !! just another club. Women drivers eh? tut

[blameyberry]

lol i think he didn't survive

[hehestupidtv]

omg u ppl are dumb he didnt make the vid he just vid it and post it on youtube

[lona498]

not worth watchin'... why won't u just respect Jesus???? He suffered and died for us... i guess u don't know that's why ur making fun of Him... u jerks!

[Karieshy]

Why was Shrek there!? Oh well, there was a snake too! And he butt-bumped the other guy. Above all, this is kinda mean. You can watch this, but don't offend god by saying bad things about him, he might end your life early. I said MIGHT, ok?!

[Karieshy]

Erm... why was he on the street?! Oh well, he sounds a teensy bit like my dad when he sings jokingly!

[nemesis0547]

lmao that was fucking funny i couldn't stop laughing then fell of my chair

[crosby179]

messed

[HorsezZrok963]

don't say f*** god....thats very disrespectful!

[em0gurlnich]

oh!! plzz respect GOD!!

he made us!!!

ur such...!

[Huyu9]

I love this video! It's awsome and I think I laugh so much that I start crying almost everytime I see it!! <3

[freakyjos]

i'm not christian how ever u spell it -.-

HAHAHA ITS FREAKING FUNNY!!!! GET HIM TO HELL FOR JESUS SAKE!

[antimercadolibre]

jajajajajaj

[GodForgiveTheirSin]

-.- O God please forgive these people

[Dragon72992]

okay no offense to your religion personally i can say right now im not atheist im just not very religious but keep god in the bible that's all i real ask i wouldn't want preachers on the internet as much as you would want scientists in church

[antimercadolibre]

just a video !!! jajajaja relax ..

[JasmeenClariz]

Are you a FREAK!!

Jesus is not 4 jokes!

He is the 1 why we are here,

I'm sorry but I am a CATHOLIC!

and i'm proud of it!

can u pls. respect jesus...

we just make sins and jesus 4gives us but this video no more longer will be 4given by jesus and god even if u beg they will not 4give u...

well im sorry who made this video...

but not who posted this video the one who was trying to be like jesus...

and im sorry 2 tell u dat u don't need 2 put dis video .

[GodForgiveTheirSin]

Amen

[Dragon72992]

stop thinking its a personal dis towards jesus its a MUSIC VIDEO made for HUMOR i strongly suggest you get a sense of it

[JMeliala]

Let's see what would happen to you in 2 years since today.

[JMeliala]

Q: Why did you make a joke about it?

Answers:

1. Because Jesus Christ is the no. 1 person in the world (the only one perfect human being in the world)

2. Because Jesus Christ and His followers (Christians) are anemy of pleasures

3. Because you love the wickedness

4. Because Jesus Christ telling the truth, so you might recognize what is right and what is wrong, but you love the wrong things, that's why you made this video.

[sophielouise0]

FUNNY :-D

[XxJustMy]

im a christian / katholic (dunno how u write it)

but i like this vid haha.

if u see this vid for tha first time u wont expect that last part and u already start laughing because of jezus singing./ hahaha.

[andyrooney11]

Fuck all of you religious pieces of shit...read the constitution. You have a right to practice your religion & the rest of us who don't have imaginary friends can do whatever we want so shove your religious self-righteous ass in the nearest manhole & rid us of your idiocy. Damn, you fanatical Christians are like radical fundamentalist Muslims...you put all sorts of fucked up moronic restrictions on yourself because "the bible says so" & then you hate the rest of us because we actually enjoy life

[Huyu9]

You tell them!! haha, what the hell is religion good for?? Just shut up and do what you think is right..? Right?

[ribsonly]

Hope....SOmeday You will Die....FOr The 1 who Made THIS

[saintmica]

ribsonly... i'm pretty sure that eventually we all die. even you. and, uh....even jesus apparently.

[umd223]

Lol, we all die, but we come back in a different form, or wandering spirit. Even jesus has to do this. People have recorded him in six lives. But lost track after the sixth.

[ultimatodetinapay]

and umd223 were did you learn that?

lol making stories is bad..

especially when it's about Jesus.