its so true...i live this life...im middle eastern...im very social, my parents arent...and they think the only way to be successful is to be a doctor, lawyer or engineer, i mean there is a risk going into acting...but its a hella fun...GO AMIR I APPLAUD U MY MAN
@curiousdimo come on....I've heard these jokes a million times. He takes other ppls jokes and repackages them in a persian context. But thats just my opinion :)
all comedians do that, then they put their own spin on it...
the delivery is key, otherwise anybody can become a comedian which is what you probably think based on your comments; however, most people don't think that, and that's why there are comedy houses full of people there to watch the comedians do their thing. damet garm morvarid
@curiousdimo yea I guess im always looking for originality and thats just my preference :P didn't mean to be a hater, I was probably in a hater mood that day 2 months ago when I wrote that comment though...I usually express my criticisms in a nicer way :P so no offence intended to those that like this guys comedy :) nothing wrong with making ppl laugh!
@green012511 have some sense of humor, comedians dont actually talk about their lives they talk about funny episodes that could be related to them, nobody expose themselves like that
@takegangsta Oh yes I do have a sense of humor and I watch comedy all the time. I just don't appreaciate this fool disrespecting his father to a degree that he makes fun of the way he talks and acts. What's wrong with you people are you out of your mind. Is everything to you supposed to be funny no matter how it is delievered?
@green012511 comedy is about making fun of everything, in first instance nobody should make fun of nothing its disrespectful as it is, so all comedy is disrecpectful. god you must be part of those feminist groups, and all those groups that are offended by everything i am pretty sure his dad is proud of what he is doing and even he takes it like a joke! chill out man
@takegangsta No, Comedy is not making fun of everything. Comedy is about respect and being humorous. I see that some stupid comedians can't make people laugh so they start making fun of their own parents of the way they look, talk or behave, especially of those parents are immigrants. You chill out and this is the last time I am responding to you because I don't like wasting time arguing with people that don't get it.
OH MAN my mom talks like that and this KILLLLED me this guy is toooo funny omg hahahahahahah I showed this to all my cousins they died of laughter as well.
northern europeans look like some southern europeans..and some southern europeans look like middle easterns...the original caucasian people are middle eastern or form that area..because we all share the same looks almost
Just like every iranian father, son is a waste of space daughter is an angel sent from god. My dad has a picture of my sister on the main table in the house he says the picture of the golden child goes there, my sisters picture is there, then the dogs picture underneath.
@persiandudeee Not in any iranian house i have been in, and depending on the amount of sons, the son is more acknowledged but not necessarily more appreciated.
Fukhin Khelown
ananth2006 2 days ago
this is the best example of my dad
xNosaj50x 2 days ago
Shot the * off D-Bag u really don't know how to make jokes, dude u r a joke...
admin999ification 3 days ago
So funny I watched it 4 times.
kkian13 3 days ago
SON OF DE BEECH LOOOOOL!!
JigareTehroon 4 days ago
god damn this is so funny
amirtalai 1 week ago
Inspired by Russell Peters much?
LeBronForTheWin 1 week ago
@LeBronForTheWin How so? Peters wasn't the first to joke about tough parenting. He was just famous for it.
anajalal1 1 week ago
@LeBronForTheWin
no, not much.
STEVENCARMANNEWELL 5 days ago
@LeBronForTheWin
If Russel Peters was actually funny.
mohab18 4 days ago
"facking klöwn" lol
aznivx 1 week ago
SON OF THE BITCH :( YOURE A FUKIN KELOWN!!!
nick30271 2 weeks ago
this guy actually made me laugh :)))
feghdan1 2 weeks ago
hahaha 'Well den show dem jur report card mud-ja-futcher!!' *dies*
Eville 2 weeks ago
that was funny every dad is like this lol
OUWATZAHLE08 3 weeks ago
I feel like youtube should at least take part blame for my marks.
Ibeatyou23 3 weeks ago
im using mother fucking tomorrow if someone cuts me off in traffic
chychy1 3 weeks ago
Maybe his fucking dad. Totally not funny and stone cold bullshit.
samborlon 3 weeks ago
ur not persian so u dont get the jokes!
ArvinBahrami55 3 weeks ago
ur not persian so u dont get the jokes!
ArvinBahrami55 3 weeks ago
This is not the typical Middle Eastern Dad, it's rather the typical Persian Dad.
MohamedChemilitary 4 weeks ago
"i brought u to this country to be a clown? motherfucking!!?" lmao
punkuddha 1 month ago
How did he know about my dad ? ~_~
ShevCheNkoX 1 month ago
My mom is like that lol
joonijoon 1 month ago
He rocks:):):D
MrAmirr76 1 month ago
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0098xxx 1 month ago
lol i cant believe most of comedians are persian lol
0098xxx 1 month ago 55
@0098xxx yeah, the first time I saw Max Amimi, I tought he was special because he is persian,...so many...K-von, Amir K, Max Amimi, Maz Jobrani....
dgolijan 4 weeks ago
@0098xxx haha no
V1dma5t3r 1 week ago
@0098xxx Persian's have the best sense of humour xP
JigareTehroon 4 days ago
You want people laughing at you huh, motherfuning?
daringdarius 1 month ago
lol he's persian like me :D
daringdarius 1 month ago 2
I need to marry this guy. hahahaha
goozbye 1 month ago
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falexarzan 1 month ago
laugh factory hit me up I do stand up that'll make u foos wet.
tionlover 1 month ago
@MixzonDzn this is like the millionth time ive watched it
aksaboutm3 1 month ago
I AM PERSIAN, SOOO TRUE ABOUT IRANIAN PARENTS
UMBUBA 1 month ago
If you are what he is (race wise) then you can TOTALLY relate. It quite obvious. Hilarious stuff though
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officialArashSanei 1 month ago
LMAO
niloefar 1 month ago
PROUD TO BE PERSIAN!!
UMBUBA 1 month ago
middle easterns doesnt always mean arabs
JejeBabe 2 months ago
Hhaha... I saw "Amir" and thought I clicked on a new Jake & Amir. This was still funny though :)
Knoar 2 months ago
mother fucking ...;D
steetraceME 2 months ago
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s3dooooooooooooooon 2 months ago
@s3dooooooooooooooon Someone failed Geography. lol
Yamagashi 2 months ago
@s3dooooooooooooooon ERM YES they ARE!
JigareTehroon 2 months ago
@s3dooooooooooooooon lol go to school noob!
MiDoRin0Oni64 2 months ago
@s3dooooooooooooooon LOOL idiot, how old are u? AHAHAHA dfkm
MegaSlobby 2 months ago
@s3dooooooooooooooon you clearly never looked at a map..
Om0plata1 2 months ago
@s3dooooooooooooooon Persia = modern day Iran :/
racketdot 2 months ago
PERSIANS RULE!!!!
UMBUBA 2 months ago 2
Replica of my own dad haha. gotta love persian fathers
amoin0130 2 months ago 2
omfg....i looove you!! lmfaoooooo!! KELOWN!
ghassemTHEpossem 2 months ago
my name is amir and that is really funny
ltarv01 2 months ago
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ltarv01 2 months ago
TELL THEM A JOKE YOU FAWK-ING KLOWN!
LOOOOOOOL
mynameisnk 2 months ago
hahaah good persian accent ;)))))))))
Leloishere 2 months ago
@Leloishere thats because he is persian!
iden41106 2 months ago
LOLOLOLOL
eli2000ize 2 months ago
This is so true its painful...
kuskesh69 3 months ago
Waste of my moneyyyyyy!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! OMG
PumpedupY 3 months ago 20
I just replayed this like 5 times. I love him! So funny <3 more of himmmmmmm!
shorty51896 3 months ago
humanity mixing while we learn to laugh at ourselves, instead of each other! lol
Robb9096 3 months ago
you a fucken kelown?
darkcurrypowder 3 months ago
you can be a lawyerrrr, you can be a doctorrrr, you can open up a baunk...
omgseriouslydude 3 months ago
you like de peepel to laughing at you? you like dem to laughing at you huh?
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Farazziraz 3 months ago
I berought you to this country to be a kelown , motherfucking
WhatupwithD 3 months ago
his dads persian, not middle eastern just sayin ;), but hes hilarious!!
AbdurRahmanKebach 3 months ago
@AbdurRahmanKebach Isn't Iran a part of middle east??
rocktokiohotel94 3 months ago
@rocktokiohotel94 NO SHIT. U DAFT CUNT
MrCuCuMb3Rr 3 months ago
@MrCuCuMb3Rr WTF??!?! You crazy ass bitch!!! RELAX!! OMG!!!... Breath a little!!!..... WOW You mental!!! Go find a doctor!! ADHD!!
rocktokiohotel94 3 months ago
@rocktokiohotel94 khafe koskeshe madar ghave!! boro bache
MrCuCuMb3Rr 3 months ago
@MrCuCuMb3Rr OMG!! FOR ET STAKKARS MENNESKE!! YOU REALLY NEED A LIFE AND STOP RUNNING AFTER ME!!!
rocktokiohotel94 3 months ago
@rocktokiohotel94 ?
MrCuCuMb3Rr 3 months ago
@rocktokiohotel94 shut the fuck up u gay mother fucker
MrCuCuMb3Rr 3 months ago
@MrCuCuMb3Rr WoooooW!!! I feel really sorry for your life.....
rocktokiohotel94 2 months ago
@rocktokiohotel94 nahh
AbdurRahmanKebach 3 months ago
Not funny
Hashim0858373 3 months ago
Oh gosh the accent of the dad xD
CarthaginianMiss 3 months ago
omg the persian accent lol
AliBanana1493 3 months ago
Is it just me or does this guy know my dad? xD
PersianBlooded 3 months ago 27
i be-rought you to this country to be a ke-lown moder fucking ?? hahha
1999peyman 3 months ago
the frowns at the perfect time are epic
curiousdimo 3 months ago
you can be a lo-Yer, you can be a doK-ter...you can open up a bank....xD
tomahshari2009 3 months ago 16
@tomahshari2009 thats how Iranians talk
BoboCarsi 1 month ago
@BoboCarsi hahahahaha I know right! I'm persian too my dad talk like that all the time!!!
tomahshari2009 1 month ago
@tomahshari2009 No no no, it's BONK! :)
28scotland 1 month ago in playlist Comedy
@28scotland hahahahaahahhahahahahahahahh LMAO so funny!
tomahshari2009 4 weeks ago
@tomahshari2009 not bank.. BONK!
ihatecinderella 4 weeks ago
@ihatecinderella
I think his father pronounce it in french, "banque".
Ssookawai 2 weeks ago
SON OF THE BITCH
PersianBlooded 3 months ago
funny part it is... its tru :P
twilightxedwardx 3 months ago
he is doing that with the Iraqi accent I guess..
UAEbboy 3 months ago
@UAEbboy hahaha naa iranian accent
aksaboutm3 3 months ago
Another good Persian comedian
pnaraghi1 3 months ago
You like the people to laughing at you? lol!
efadaei 3 months ago
i can tell by his accent atraight away hes persian, our dads are exactly the same!
ghassemifar 3 months ago
lmfaoo @ the last part especially. I've been there, done that..
wannabe771 3 months ago
SON OF THE BITCH!
shbni 3 months ago 38
whaaay khoda dorost seda he pedar am mo dareh
originalpersian1 3 months ago 2
i want more Amir K jokes!
badieman16 4 months ago 4
He's HOT ;D
komalsamra 4 months ago
AMIR SON OF DE BEETCH LOOOOOOOL
iraqihalim 4 months ago
SON-OF-DE-BITCH
MegaSlobby 4 months ago
I DIED!!
MegaSlobby 4 months ago
Well then show them your REPORT CARD mother fucking!!!!! Hahah
5PEYMAN 4 months ago 58
KAY-LOWN .... Rofl
adilah2008nov 4 months ago
his dad sounds persian :D
brewjake 4 months ago
@brewjake thats he is persian :P
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curiousdimo 4 months ago
its so true...i live this life...im middle eastern...im very social, my parents arent...and they think the only way to be successful is to be a doctor, lawyer or engineer, i mean there is a risk going into acting...but its a hella fun...GO AMIR I APPLAUD U MY MAN
neolord42 4 months ago
its ahmad not achkckmad !!!!!!!! fucking honkys
AxtoxthexJ 4 months ago
This guy is hilarious! Saw him last night at the Improv, he was briiliant!
Aucht52 4 months ago
I AM READY FOR MORE OF AMIR'S NEXT COMEDY :D
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Neumanncomedy65 4 months ago
this is hilarioussss
vivisson 4 months ago
are we related or some shit?
prplpprbagnumero2 4 months ago
"you like the people to laughing at you?" so classic. u motherfucking.
RyanRami14 4 months ago 5
Telll of some jokes you fucking KELOWNNN. Epic.
cokecola417 4 months ago 6
You can still do racist jokes in the 21st century as long as you're brown.
Allrightteam 4 months ago
VATS UP NIGGAR!
persiandudeee 4 months ago
K-lown
rockacookamanga 4 months ago
MOTHER FUCKING hahaha
OmnipresentPazuzu 4 months ago
Didn't another comic do this joke before?...
powerlift32 4 months ago
fukin Kelaown
loneTUBE87 4 months ago 3
SON OF DE BITCH
abuaskar69 4 months ago
hahaha
farazab87 4 months ago
yuh can be a lawyehh..yuh can be a doktehh...you can open up a bonk...
Halldisa 4 months ago
AMIIR!! SON OF THE BETCH!
Halldisa 4 months ago
Tellus some jokes you fucking keh-lown! LMAO
Halldisa 4 months ago
Lmao.
Who else is re-playing this non-stop?
hrabi87 4 months ago 110
yea...your really "original" i would take your dads advice and a get into a diff profession.
morvarid69 4 months ago
@morvarid69
can somebody say "hater"
curiousdimo 3 months ago
@curiousdimo come on....I've heard these jokes a million times. He takes other ppls jokes and repackages them in a persian context. But thats just my opinion :)
morvarid69 2 months ago
@morvarid69
all comedians do that, then they put their own spin on it...
the delivery is key, otherwise anybody can become a comedian which is what you probably think based on your comments; however, most people don't think that, and that's why there are comedy houses full of people there to watch the comedians do their thing. damet garm morvarid
curiousdimo 2 months ago
@curiousdimo yea I guess im always looking for originality and thats just my preference :P didn't mean to be a hater, I was probably in a hater mood that day 2 months ago when I wrote that comment though...I usually express my criticisms in a nicer way :P so no offence intended to those that like this guys comedy :) nothing wrong with making ppl laugh!
morvarid69 2 months ago
damn y there is only 5 or4 videos of max amini maz jobrani and Amir K they r so talented and funny ..i hope they have more stand up ..soon
RenSiar1234 4 months ago
Every iraqqie knows the dad said "hay ebenel kharra!!" :D
fiskenen 4 months ago 2
@fiskenen omg yeah! loooool
khazal12 4 months ago
wow that's exactly how my dad talks :#
originalpersian1 5 months ago
Show me moreeeeeeeeeeee!
saeedh24 5 months ago
Oh man, just like my father !
ShevCheNkoX 5 months ago
Oh gosh,life is beautiful!I think I found my brother
anna3tize 5 months ago
This guy is clown. You notice he makes fun of his dad so much in order to make the audience laugh. have some respect for your dad idiot.
green012511 5 months ago
@green012511 have some sense of humor, comedians dont actually talk about their lives they talk about funny episodes that could be related to them, nobody expose themselves like that
takegangsta 5 months ago
@takegangsta Oh yes I do have a sense of humor and I watch comedy all the time. I just don't appreaciate this fool disrespecting his father to a degree that he makes fun of the way he talks and acts. What's wrong with you people are you out of your mind. Is everything to you supposed to be funny no matter how it is delievered?
green012511 5 months ago
@green012511 comedy is about making fun of everything, in first instance nobody should make fun of nothing its disrespectful as it is, so all comedy is disrecpectful. god you must be part of those feminist groups, and all those groups that are offended by everything i am pretty sure his dad is proud of what he is doing and even he takes it like a joke! chill out man
takegangsta 5 months ago
@takegangsta No, Comedy is not making fun of everything. Comedy is about respect and being humorous. I see that some stupid comedians can't make people laugh so they start making fun of their own parents of the way they look, talk or behave, especially of those parents are immigrants. You chill out and this is the last time I am responding to you because I don't like wasting time arguing with people that don't get it.
green012511 5 months ago
@takegangsta
i agree with you man about what you about green012511, if you cant take a joke you shouldnt be going to comedy clubs...
curiousdimo 2 months ago
I love the look of contempt he has on his face when he impersonates his father XD
burningphoneix 5 months ago
da go bxho ter gawra hic nazani
mrkhayam84 5 months ago
How does this not have at least 2 million views by now?
stranger201 5 months ago
IM IRANIAN....AND MY DAD IS THE SAME WAY
neolord42 6 months ago 5
AMIRRR??... SON OF THE BYTCH?
MrAri233 6 months ago 2
TELL US SOME JOKES YOU FAWKING KE-LOWN!
Liliownz 6 months ago 99
We are not amused! Still raw!!!
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Chr0nicMasterbater 6 months ago
Holy shit, i have parents like that..
i have to be doctor, arcitect, loyar or something that you get rich from..
lol, " do you want people to laugh at you ? " haha, exacly what my daddy says!
anyway, i liked this pretty pretty much !
BlackStarShotZzHD 6 months ago
OH MAN my mom talks like that and this KILLLLED me this guy is toooo funny omg hahahahahahah I showed this to all my cousins they died of laughter as well.
goozbye 6 months ago
Middle Easterns don't say Doctor like that, They say 2(farsi)- kt-or.
arshiaey 6 months ago
The guy is Persian
nikou733 7 months ago
northern europeans look like some southern europeans..and some southern europeans look like middle easterns...the original caucasian people are middle eastern or form that area..because we all share the same looks almost
StatenIzzy1 7 months ago
this guy looks italian
StatenIzzy1 7 months ago
show them your report card
B4reel200 7 months ago
I'm glad my parents weren't like this, loooooool.
persiandudeee 7 months ago
I brought you to this country to be a clown motherfuker ?? (Persian accent) loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool hahahaha
spitama1234 7 months ago
who ever disliked this video is obviously a fucking ke lown!
1234sarcastic 8 months ago
seriously?! since when do Persian dads swear that much.. in English?!
khoshgelak07 8 months ago
accent is funny as fuck
mnypwrrspkt 8 months ago
SO TRUE hahahaha the cussing is spot on!
SOHASDEAD 8 months ago
Just like every iranian father, son is a waste of space daughter is an angel sent from god. My dad has a picture of my sister on the main table in the house he says the picture of the golden child goes there, my sisters picture is there, then the dogs picture underneath.
GBDazzler 9 months ago 3
@GBDazzler It's actually the other way around. The son is alot more appreciated.
persiandudeee 7 months ago
@persiandudeee Not in any iranian house i have been in, and depending on the amount of sons, the son is more acknowledged but not necessarily more appreciated.
GBDazzler 7 months ago
@persiandudeee
that's right, hence the title - "doodool talaa"
curiousdimo 2 months ago