Go the Fuck to Sleep

[SirTilley]

you know you can buy this in bookstores?

[DrWhubs]

The tech support people have gone home,

While your computers whirr and beep.

How about we quit flaming this video,

And go the fuck to sleep!

[Exit89Drums37]

who would flag this? lol fucking pussies...so funny

[NFLPowerHouse2010]

I just pissed my pants!!!!!

[oreowizard1]

I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit lol

[TheAyanamiRei]

Is it wrong that I feel like this video relaxes me enough to want to go to sleep? O.o

[jennnn000]

@TheAyanamiRei The same thing happens to me :p I actually like listening to it before I go to bed

[DarkInception]

reminds me of my childhood

[solidussnake9000]

i hope this is the first phrase my kid learns

[Akira654]

i sleepy...wow

[SacratusGaming]

I found this at Barnes&Noble today. I even sat down and read it.

[OctoberVelvet]

Love it!!! The universal unspoken sentiment of parents everywhere!!!

[vrambo]

I love how everyone in the comments are assholes. Just relax and listen to uncle Sam read us a bedtime story, shitlords!! ;p

[GoopyMarshmallows]

Cruel irony. I'm watching this video in the middle of the night. Wide awake.

[younggunsfan]

This is the best thing in the world

[carlos94563]

i want that book for my birthday XD

[LintonKE]

thats a jokes book!

[Xerdocreisson]

I am so sleepy now

[thedeathfeature]

I wish Morgan Freeman had read this,too.

[mojo8096]

@Northernism It would be epic if he did read this boom

[TrentonInoue]

To be honest, I don't know if I would read this to my child, but I found myself in tears from laughter after this.

[WellDressedRebel]

Lol. I should have read this for my public speaking class.

[Mooam]

I just played this to my 17 year old brother to get him to leave my room because he has school tomorrow.

[xojbxo45]

omg is this a real book?! i NEED this

[ff75]

I need to know the name of the music

[sanesayer]

Laughing my fucking ass off!!

[RhiaJ22]

fuckin love this!! ;D ahaha

[CuteJapandaBear]

I'd go the fuck to sleep if Samuel Jackson told me to. Fuck, I'd wrestle a grizzly bear if Samuel yelled at me to do it.

[CryTheRavens]

xD this made me laugh

[theblacknotebook]

listen to this at night to encourage me to sleep.

[SuperJewkiller666]

heeheehee

[RaulUT801]

I'm going to shut my fucking eyes now and go the fuck to sleep haha!

[RadekBirdFan]

BEST STORY EVER.

[ashleylrussell]

i love this book! hahaha it's exactly how i feel sometimes

[kanyefan63]

should of had morgan freeman narrate it

[PointlessClips]

@kanyefan63 *have... should have... SHOULD HAVE. ughhhh

[LtSettaiTenshi]

Oh God, I was rollling! I need to get this book and I don't even have kids!!

[pivotmasterpk]

My girlfriend was having trouble sleeping so I posted this on her wall. She commented "that sucked." I am now single.

[achenry1990]

@pivotmasterpk you made that up, it wasn't funny, and you don't have a girlfriend.

[NaptownMikeTJF]

@pivotmasterpk If she can't appreciate this, you are better off.

[Lord1Doctor]

It seems like the uploader of this video is one of the only sensible people on Youtube.

[ZeroThePhantomTuba]

I got here from my high school teacher XD my teacher is amazing! XD

[ColourMinion]

Babysitting just got a whole lot more interesting.

[flamey991]

my best friend and i told each other, when we get older, we're going to read this to each other's kids. POISON EACH OTHER'S CHILDREN'S MINDS :) hehehe

[natprincess123]

lovee this, soo much.

[OKKWAMOS]

I nearly died

[xdragonslayerxxx]

right at 45 seconds when he starts to whisper i just lost it.

[TheShabinski]

@starwingcorona I don't get it

[starwingcorona]

9 people don't want to go the fuck to sleep.

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@starwingcorona Ooh, didn't see that one coming. How original.

[colinthenewfie]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 now 11 people don't wanna sleep lol

[HidanReaper123]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 wanna know what's super original? posting a video someone else already fucking made.

[RomZomCom]

@HidanReaper123

>implying this is original in the first place

[HidanReaper123]

@RomZomCom oh? so i assume you just OWN samuel jackson and forced him to narrate this? what's that? you DON'T? here's an idea, how about about you idk...NOT be one of those cut n' paste whores on youtube and do something productive

[RomZomCom]

@HidanReaper123

>implying you're the original owner and not a gigantic faggot by whining that this video was already posted

>implying you're being productive by being butthurt about this video being already posted

>implying you're not being a stupid whore by being a total dumbass in comments about how this video was already posted

>implying you're being productive by telling some nobody on the internet that they're cutting and pasting

>implying you're not a giant faggot

[HidanReaper123]

@RomZomCom P.S fuckface, yea, i am a "faggot" as you so crudely put it several times, nice to see that anyone can make a point if they offend enough people.

[RomZomCom]

@HidanReaper123

>implying you're "mature" and "above it all" by claiming to be gay

>implying that, by calling you a faggot, you're homosexual and not a douchebag

>implying that you're still not a huge butthurt bitch white knighting for a video that's been uploaded already

>implying that, by being an enormous faggot with a chip on your shoulder, going around telling people that a video's uploaded already, you're being cool

>implying you're still not a fucking retard

[eggsrgood311]

@RomZomCom implying you can greentext on youtube, cancerous newfriend

[RomZomCom]

@eggsrgood311 You forgot the >, get out forever.

[SH1R3PRODUCT1ONS]

@RomZomCom >Implying you're not a faggot.

[RomZomCom]

@SH1R3PRODUCT1ONS

>implying YOU'RE not the faggot

[ginshin25]

i wanna read this to my kid

[melnichele]

I damn near pissed my pants when I first saw the cover alone.

[ForeignBelle14]

OMGGGGGGGGG. I'M D Y I N G. This is like THE book every parent WANTS to read to their kid.

[emhinman]

i died @ "you're not thirsty! that's bullshit! stop lying!" too funny!!!! i want this boooook

[oraganizedconfusion]

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP haha so funny lmafo

[blackopsfreak03]

hoow about u go the fuck to sleepand stop wasting ur time bitch

[DNAUFIERO]

FUCK YOUR STUFFED BEAR, I AINT GETTIN YOU SHIT

[maryjmxx]

lmao i need this

[myan1010]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 lol this is great

[rekftw]

my boyfriend just sent this to me hhaaha

[curlylady92]

Can someone please get Morgan Freeman to read this? It would be amazing!

[TheShaddowEagle]

Thums up if you'll read this to your child

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@TheShaddowEagle *Thumbs.

If anyone is going to be a thumb whore on a video I've posted, they should at least spell "thumbs" correctly.

[Foilsdown]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 for someone who doesn't like thumb whores you sure have a lot of thumbs up yourself. Hypocrite.

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@Foilsdown Do you actually think that I control who gives my comments thumbs up? There's a difference between thumb whoring and actually receiving them. I never asked for them. I never said, "Thumbs up if. . ." or "If you're doing X, thumbs up," or whatever.

The next time you have a thought, let it go.

Fucking idiot.

[Foilsdown]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 whatever you say. thumb whore.

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@Foilsdown Oh for fuck's sake.

Did I really think I was going to accomplish anything by trying to engage in some sort of conversation? How ignorant of me.

I'm not even going to try anymore.

Do us all a favor and never procreate.

[Foilsdown]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 atleast im not a pathetic thumb whore

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@Foilsdown Okay. I'm not blocking you because you're "SUCH AN AWSUM TROLOLOL" and I couldn't handle it. I'm blocking you because you're a stupid asshole and need to die.

Adios, cocksucker.

[PermanentWeedUser]

@TheShaddowEagle I don't want to think of people like you having children.

[Mysoundproofwalls]

this is the best thing ever, 

[TheMadJesster]

Seriously, if people cannot grow a sense of humor, then they should FUCK OFF!!

[timmishae]

@TheMadJesster Or go the fuck to sleep... forever

[PickleBlood123]

I made a promise to myself to get my child this book

[danielb56]

damn this story making me feel tired :) <3

[11220joe]

Men have created another great and classic piece of art

[TheKean087]

Go the fuck to sleep lolololol

[wishes1973]

it probably got flagged all the time because its not yours to share, you are supposed to PAY the Author for the privilege of viewing/reading this!

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@wishes1973 Catch me if you can.

[spongeboo113]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ExcellenceUSAF]

@wishes1973 it's on audible for free....

[iamcrimsonspecter2]

Here due to Gregsbeerreviews as well.

[arvis97]

Gregsbeerreviews brought me here

[trainofaaron]

zzzzz

[TheCreaturism]

My brother used to play this b4 i sleep :D

[DarkYamiYugi]

Who's going to read this to your children. thumb up this if yes.

[muffinpunches]

As a parent, I will admit that there are definitely times when that thought is running through my head..apparently it's a normal thing lol

[toekneeeyeoweme]

Thou Art...

[thepsynergist]

I wanna go to bed now...

[AndurilWielder]

@thepsynergist DEFINITELY

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

Cut the crap! Sleep!

[OfPeaceMind]

I'm reading this to my kids one day

[Northernism]

I'd love to hear Alan Rickman read this...

[NovaStar1100]

BEST.CHILDRENS.BOOK.EVER. •0•

[VestroyaAndPablo]

Everytime I listen to this, I picture Ninja Ninja from Afro Samurai. XD

[Zankokurai]

It would be Samuel L Jackson lol best choice for a narrator

[bladebart]

I'm not a parent but this is soooo funny!! I killed myself laughing!! Yes Morgan freeman would be good as well.

[VestroyaAndPablo]

I wanna hear it narrated by Morgan Freeman.

[m1k3110]

lmfaooo & the funniest part is that im still up from last night

[cosmictoast1]

Fuck your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit...

[SamIamNot13]

This is a godsend to all parents. I believe that every parent has had that moment where they wanted to tell their child to go the fuck to sleep. I showed this to my mom and she couldn't stop laughing. You gotta love parents for being able to put up with our bullshit when we are kids

[daniel9215156]

T'wo words : fucking SLEEP

[Nubiex7]

best story ever told

[BranJ89]

Favorite video on youtube

[MetalMattSnyder]

HELL NO YOU CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM!

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO?

THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!

[paranoidkings]

My dad bought me this book for Christmas , this is the book ima read to my kids when I'm like 27 lol

[BikerMama8101]

sooooooooo dam funny

[kLOVEScupcakes]

My brother bought this for me for christmas. its so friggen funny!

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@kLOVEScupcakes That's pretty awesome.

[timmishae]

@kLOVEScupcakes Hahaha my best friend got this for Christmas for me, too.

[taridia1]

How many of us have felt this way at least ONCE w/ our child(ren)? This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[smileyfacedunicorn]

IM GONNA BUY THIS. At fuego ... :3

[Cyanidegummyworms]

I fall asleep to this on occasion :3

[menano182]

3:58 literally made me yawn

[carpediEMILY]

so, this is the greatest.

[moomoooo21]

I've been trying to go to sleep for 4 hours now, I should have listened to this, probably wouldn't help but I sure would have gotten a good laugh. :D

[LittleFox1976]

The soundtrack of my evening.

[TeamZombieCreeper]

rate this video and until it hits 100,000,000 i want stop traveling the world

[dirtrock33]

hahahahahaha xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Lobomutante]

Well... That was epic.

[serbonfromhell]

this is the best thing I SAW IN MY LIFE :D

[suckmineNWO]

Samuel L. Jackson really makes it

[Makaylas11367]

Santa: what do u want for Christmas

me: go the fuck to sleep!

santa: what young lady not appropriate!

me: Noooooo the book

[darkninja01231]

lol

[bcorreia1993]

Thank you Samuel Jackson, I am now going the fuck to sleep.

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@iam52497 Aww, how sweet. My very first spam. ♥

Fuck off.

[R41LGUN]

Now I'm going to sleep.. Goodnight! XD

[XehionBlackOps]

This is going to be my Christmas present to my niece if I ever find this.

[boondockschop30]

He shoulda read it to the snakes.

[kathleenlowry]

This is BRILL Love It

[dittomoth]

OMG I WANT THIS BOOK LOLOLOLOLOL XD IT'S AWESOME

[draven65]

Man's most brilliant achievement.

[SammieeSaysRawrr]

i'm fourteen, and i'm buying this for my mother to read to me.

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@SammieeSaysRawrr Ha ha, that's great.

[MHSstoners4life]

GO THA FUCK TO SLEEP!!!!!

[hockeyfan1299]

@MetalVannan or Morgan freeman lol

[jamauln1]

Bedtime stories the way they need to be.

[supermouse321]

omggg sooooooooooo funny.

the 1 person that disliked didn't go to fuck to sleep hahhaa

agree thumbs up :P

[Notatroll234]

lol

[skins4life100]

soo bad ahhahahahhahha

[MetalVannan]

I want to hear this read by James Earl Jones.

[tomatoraptor]

hell no you can't go to the bathroom

you know where you can go? the fuck to sleep.

[DerpaChief]

LMAO love this

[Chungyky]

this is what Misha read at the convention..! ha.

[Kate3746]

What the fuckkkk????

[warlock356]

NO YOUR NOT THIRSTY THATS BULLSHIT!

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@warlock356 *You're

[telecomguy10]

@BlackSabbathRockR19 *That's

[AIRSOFT6am3r]

this is is funny as shit

[gemmell761]

no banter. this is yawning

[TheSethcast]

I watch this on a daily basis now.

[Earthspirit91]

I am so reading this too my son.

[GodfatherScooby]

I really want this book lol

[BlackSabbathRockR19]

@GodfatherScooby Fghfgd so do I. It was like nine bucks on Amazon the last time I looked.