Chaser's War: Clive the slightly too loud drug dealer

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

Those people sure looked interested in some of that there cocaine.

[dbloodline]

fake and staged.....

[Missydizzychick1]

@dbloodline

Yeah, it's called Chasers War On Everything. The comedy show.

[Zenziba95]

@Uzildiot Americans can get fucked

[UziIdiot]

Do this in AMERICA!

I FUCKING DARE THEM!

[luvd392]

@UziIdiot you see, that's why Australia is so much better, we can have a joke like that.

[UnitedEuropa]

@UziIdiot They have. They used to have a part in the show where Charles Firth would go do something in the US, and they themselves have done some sketches in the US too.

[18daniel]

He said "I've got ice... ice the drug" and referred to cocaine and ecstasy as... cocaine and ecstasy! Those old women believed it was real! How dumb can you be?

[wiradjuris]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[shzamn]

Andrew's Hair x3 It's so funneh!!!

[Viewindo]

Was on the bus not too long ago, this girl obviously didn't know how to do a deal or something.. "HEY! HAVE YOU GOT THE BAG ON YOU? i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T SMOKED IT YET!" "I DON'T EVEN CARE, I'M GONNA SMOKE IT ANYWAY" "IS IT GOOD WEED? Niiiice.." "So.. I'LL MEET YOU DOWN ON THE ROUNDABOUT AT GRAND BOULEVARD? COOL COOL, I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOME GEAR ON YOU TOO" (Excuse the caps)

On and on it went. Fair enough, there were the cops waiting along our path. At least she took a detour, I guess..

[DualShooter]

ARGUIGN!! ON TEH ITNERWEBS!!!1!

[Doctor699]

I should do a few Clive's of myself on public transport.

[SuperDudeNotMan]

@JCBChico45 That's the kind of Arrogance that will get you nowhere.

[myo007]

pause 0:11 what sort of Asian is it?

[Whit3Wolff]

@myo007 I believe.. Chinese

[SupercoolLight]

@Whit3Wolff arent they all chinese ;)

[Whit3Wolff]

@SupercoolLight maybe jap, but either ways, sexy :P

[xconicx]

3 in every 41,209 people are retarded...they just dislike for no fucking reason!

[560287144602817]

@JCBChico45 your both retarded.but you more so because you contradicted yourself in one weak statement.no one thinks of details,lets imagine a lincoln town car just hit a hyundai head on at 60 mph which car survives?none the lincoln may have less mass damaged but it will still be fucked.wars will just keep going til its nuclear then everyone is fucked. because it wont mean dick when your talking a 60 megatons from the U.S. VS a 50 megatons from north korea.

[imasickkunt]

lol funiest kunts!!

[Raylet2]

id prolly snatch his bag lolol

[jussy1606]

@JCBChico45 You are the epitome of an ignorant American, you are the reason your country is so idiotic and why everyone attacks or hates you

[srusty56]

@jussy1606 thats racist. your racist.

[zimfromBM]

@JCBChico45

lol

[panadesu]

@JCBChico45 DRAAAMAAA

[MzTonyMontana]

HAHAHAH EVERYONE KNOWS AUSTRALIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORL.. the most relaxed, the best people and the best beaches. so shut the fuck up u american dog, coz all ur country is known for is obesity and high crime rate.

[560287144602817]

australia is winning the obesity race these days but im sure your just making bullshit random statementslike everyone else.id like to talk about how we are the best country,people etc.do you mean the place where we cant protect ourselves,we have no security from police our government decide for us what we would like and the law is being written for islam where genuine white australians bend over and take it up the ass from fear of being called biggot.i think ill speak my own opinion thanks.

[Tuathalful]

@560287144602817 Giving people guns is pretty much the worst and last way we should have to protect ourselves. America is full of guns and the place is a nasty, undemocratic shit hole; we're much better off even without guns.

[Tuathalful]

@560287144602817 And besides, I recon our greatest power in society is not to go out and shoot cops, had we guns. But to withhold our labour in unison with others in what is know as the strike, and ultimately the general strike. No amount of guns or any assassination etc has achieved as much for working ppl as organisation in the workplace and the strike. Of course violence is used to break strikes... so perhaps guns aren't useless in maintaining decent society.

[liverpoolmatt87]

@560287144602817 uh huh and what of the aborigines?

[Primordialfan1]

These guys are legends. I wish we had people like them in Ireland.

Respect brothers!

[TheQazxswe3]

lol this shows da BeSt!!

[ECTBWHO]

Haha

[Australian123Gamer]

fucking epic

[humerro]

grandmas face: Epic hahahahahahahaha

[yviva]

ha ha ha

[sromer]

lol

[Arkenarge]

guy was like, im gunna keep this

[symons3569]

lolol

[Tre0n]

LOL

[patellaman]

that's funny as! He's not trying to be black... where'd you pull that from? Funny as, and very well done!

[thedreamdealer]

Clive can now get fined in Queensland for being too loud on public transport!

[Tuathalful]

@thedreamdealer Bligh has a LOT to answer for.

[au55iebloke]

@thedreamdealer dont worry he is only slightly too loud so its ok!

[au55iebloke]

@thedreamdealer dont worry he is only slightly too loud, so its ok!

[JokerGuy69]

that55 guy ur an idiot if u think that makes australians look bad cuse thats what were all about, having fun and partying and sport is what australia is all about

[Hijodelaisla]

Thanks for summing up an entire continent for us.

[DeathMetalShredd666]

@JokerGuy69

LOL australia is all about faggot ass angry prisoners who have nothing better to do than fuck their sisters and sheep all at once..

Your description however does fit the world's greatest nation. The United States of America.

[mickmos]

@JokerGuy69 how is partying and sport what australia is all about. What an insult to australians.

[xoxoNewRomanticxoxo]

@JokerGuy69 no it isnt......

[shihadrocks]

@JokerGuy69 No, its about raping indigenous culture and general racism. Didn't you pay attention in history class?

[JiminyKracker]

@shihadrocks how do you make love to a culture, let alone do it without consent.

Secondly, you have a very loose definition of culture. Being a stone-age spear chucker is not a cultural thing. If anything, we brought culture.

[shihadrocks]

@JiminyKracker Figuratively, you arsewit. You know that is what I meant, don't be a nitpicking fuckwit. Also, your disgusting attitude towards the "spear chucker"s is indicative of the thinking that needs to be be wiped out if the country is ever going to emerge from the cesspool if discrimination in which it is currently mired.

[JiminyKracker]

@shihadrocks hahaha your tears could fill our damns to capacity, whiny little bitch!

If I offered you a choice of 2 plates - one of sirloin, the other shit - you would discriminate against the shit. Because not all things are equal. That's why our govt throws billions at certain minorities to make everything "equal", yet everyone's 'still on da goon bruz!' But brainwashed kids like yourself will just blame it on racism - always white mans fault. So cry me a river - figuratively, of course ;)

[shihadrocks]

@JiminyKracker you really are the lowest common denominator. I'm ashamed to say I share a nationality with you. You make me sick. Don't bother replying, and, please, walk in front of a speeding bus.

[JiminyKracker]

@shatrocks no, really I'm not. I can guarantee that my IQ is higher than yours. If you wanna talk lowest common denominators - let's discuss the races/tribes that had no written language or form of civilisation before the white man arrived and bestowed these bountiful gifts upon them.

I shan't obey your commands - I shall reply and pwn you every time, and if I walked in front of a speeding bus, the thing would become a mangled wreck as it collides with my enormous junk. Then how would you feel?

[ColeRegnum]

My Name is Anglo Power.

[JiminyKracker]

@Cole Munger Pleased to meet you, Anglo! Heyyyyyy - wait a sec! Ur profile says ur half faggot! There's no anglo power in that you freakin sissy! Stop trying to suck my dick and go do something useful. And use some mouthwash ffs, ur breath smells like ass

[HalfEatenDimSim]

@shihadrocks Why would anybody want to fuck a coon? This is my land now coon, fuck off and go live in the sea.

[Cakerolled]

@JokerGuy69

People like you make Australia look bad.

[Jordy0414]

u guys r cockheads, the chasers is a prank show on abc, hes not trying to be black just doin his job and being funny at it

[swanny812]

omg lol

[deko105]

roflol

[Skip0hsa]

LOl VIVA LA CHASERS!

[aussssiiiieeee]

hahahhahaha i love them!!!!

[pclose11]

thats me on public transport

[ZBevis]

your totally awesome....fuckwit

[pclose11]

thanks. but you are racist and ignorant so i would say you are worse

[ZBevis]

this wasn't a competion who was worse???? i just plainly told you the truth about yourself??? and you just plainly told me the truth which i knew about myself???

[pclose11]

My point is: who the hell cares what a stupid racist like you thinks anyway? stop trolling youtube looking to pick an argument.

[doctorgriffith]

stop being racist, racist. Sheesh, you're such a racist. Stop being a racist!

[groovedeck]

zeez calm down both of you

this is just like the special olympics

even if you win

you're still retarded

[that55guy]

ur a legend.

no i mean that seriously.

ur a freakin legend!

[that55guy]

can i ask how he's racist.

coz im kinda missing something here.

[pclose11]

i looked at his profile comments and its pretty obvious

[that55guy]

hey i just looked on it and................... i didnt see anything racist.

but i do say he isa cockhead.

and by the looks of things he's soon white boy trying to be black, and he's making australians look bad.

so for the porporse of this arguement im with u and im saying his racist

[Maelfictus]

ITS CALLED COMEDY YOU RECTUM.

[that55guy]

i was talking about some guys channel, not the chasers.

fuck im like a big chasers fan.

[joeyyacoub]

lmaoo fuk i love these cunts lollllllllllllll

[deko105]

there not cunts!

[wyrwich]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Troubledmindz]

lmao

[amb005]

hahaha I have never seen shit this fucking funny!!! these guys should be worldfamous

[Mrsdeppandbloom]

lol i saw that ep, clives my best friend :)