Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain

[AresExodus]

Am I the only one who finds this still quite amazing?

[MrLabraid]

WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT?

[Kouta13]

@MrLabraid A sheep with the brain of a goat. Weren't you paying attention? : |

[93224956]

It is in ethical dilemmas such as the subject of this video that one must ask one's self: What would Jesus do?

:/

[CyberSherriff]

THESE SCIENTIST THINK THEY ARE SO FUCKING SMART BUT REALLY THEY ARE DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE!!!

[tomwce1]

@CyberSherriff fuck up faggot

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@CyberSherriff Your caps lock key appears to be on. You might want to go ahead and push the key one more time so that light turns off.

Also, got to love when something this ludicrous and obviously satirical gets people so riled up they swear and abuse the caps lock and exclamation mark keys.

[JoeKun10]

@CyberSherriff

dmaodasdadsad

[coalsan7]

Im in colorado!!!

[evhguitarist3]

"Well we originally were finding a cure for Alzheimer's, but ended up creating a sheep with a goat brain."

[hardc0r3gam3r]

I've not heard of a news channel called Onion News Network. ONN? Sounds a little too close to CNN. So I bet this is nothing but another joke. Anyway, nice work with the edit and etc. Looks close to a real thing tho.

[LadyStonecut]

This is deep :)

[DangerousDan77777]

It is cruel to put the brain of a politician in that poor sheep....

[demoney102]

@DangerousDan77777 u r a fucking idiot

[DangerousDan77777]

@demoney102 

[amazin465]

well we started out trying to cure alzheimer's. but now we have a sheep with the mind of a goat. Lol.

[linkheir3]

monkey mid human

[Dorminay42]

Why am I laughing? This isn't funny. Why is this funny?

[D4rQW4v3]

:D:D

[campussstar8]

i like sheeps

[Wickenburgz]

LMFAO! my humor is going to hell..

[nayanmalig]

now I know why obama acts like this. It's a transplant.

[DemiGod251]

"We started off trying to cure Alzheimer's, But now we have a sheep With the mind of a goat." LMAO!

[xxxMMAkidxxx]

test this on 89 certain trolls and see what we get.

[Rocketceres]

oh, its funny because sheep and goats are practically the same. oh and chipmuncks and squerrals

[klm4298]

@Rocketceres You're a fucking idiot. Please commit suicide.

[BMF421]

89 people have goat brains

[poopstiar]

exactly how a goat would look at that post XD

[SilentJ43]

This video is old, they've made much more progress since then - such as the goose with the mind of a duck, the zebra with the brain of a horse and the awe-inspiring lion with the mind of a tiger.

[xXxStOwEsTeRxXx]

What's next? A white man with the brain of a black man?

[SeanHG33]

"See how she looked at that fence post? That's exactly how a goat would have looked at that post."

[fatstuff1988]

"it started out as trying to find a cure for alzheimers and now we have a sheep with the mind of a goat" hahaha

[iamorganfreeman]

well we were working on curing Alzheimer's but now we have a sheep with a goat brain!

[LegendxWind]

In other news: Animal testing continues to be fucking retarded. Stay tuned.

[xxrunescpexx123]

See how she looks at that fence post eaxctly how a goat whould look at that post! xD wtf?

[HamadHHAG]

500 million dollar can be used for good stuff like cars & houses & clubs & drimks!

not like turning a cheep into a boat!

[JuanDVene]

@HamadHHAG u spelled it wrong

[Poisonnachos]

This is fantastic! If the sheep has a goat brain, then a goat in need for a brain would get a transplant from this very sheep, leaving the sheep with no brain. However, according to legend (and Wikipedia) sheeps are known to grow back brains, sometimes 2!!!! Wow!

[JuanDVene]

@Poisonnachos u cant trust wikepedia

[1793BirdMan]

See, it's funny because goats and sheep act the same. 88 people are real winners.

[Jauzness87]

It's real!

I have a genetically engineered dog with a wolf's brain.

[WeEatBrainz]

Well we started out trying to cure alzheimer's but now we have a sheep with the mind of a goat.

[TheBaafarang]

You are an incredible channel and group of people! You are to the American people what Brass Eye was to the English people. Love your stuff and I seriously hope you last longer than Brass Eye did..sure you have already though. Amazing! Subbed..liked..and masterbaited over.

[StalkingRainbow]

We can do anything WITH SCIENCE!

[BLITZ3237]

yeah? next time they will develop a human with a pig brain like them

[AXBHRemastered]

It's a goat within a sheep, interspetion.

[themau5trap2]

1:05 O RLLY?!?!?!?!?

[TheBudred123]

FAKE AND GAY

[ColdClamChowder]

@TheBudred123 O RLY?

[tommybui]

@woohoo7890 now everyone thumped this up ...

[Suicider12]

@woohoo7890 ...Hypocrite...

[woohoo7890]

@Suicider12 lolzz

[Roboyoyo]

squirell with the mind of a chipmunk! LOL

[schapadap]

they switched sylvester stallone's brain with a bear's brain in 1982 but could not find any differences

[BloodTJ85]

Wow, It's not like they could've used the 500 million bucks doing anything else, like I don't know, hmm like curing alzheimers... wow The Onion just gets better and better, will they ever run out of funny material

[MsItalia95]

See how that sheep looks at that fence post? Thats how a goat would look at the post.

[KALfilms]

@MsItalia95 dude, omg!

[d3221ck]

they were working on something as unimportant as alzheimers and ended up with such a heartwarming story, what a breakthrough. brings tears to my eyes..

[GregTom2]

U.N. reports food crisis threatning global overpopulation crisis.

So is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[SmartStupidMe1]

@mrgimp420 If anything, give it to Christine O'Donnell, she already has experience ranting about mice with "fully functional human brains".

[kklove526]

" See how shes staring at that post? thats exactly what a goat wouldve stared like."lol

[dillingersteelflex]

@beyondthechaos1 ... What argument exactly?

[Conway79]

I'd rather see a lion that thinks like a cucumber.

[2Foxxy4U]

WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?! A sheep with the brain of a goat?! That's playing God! Is this the sort of thing what Obamacare is supporting????!@ Wake up, fellow Americans! We need to fight back beforre its to LATE!!!@1

[mrgimp420]

@2Foxxy4U I think this should be the focus of the next tea party rally! We need to get Glenn Beck to cry about the sheep with goat brains.

[AngelFluttershy767]

@mrgimp420

Nah, I'm sure that would be PETA and all the liberal tree huggers crying. Cuz, you know, that's what liberals do.

[Naxide]

@2Foxxy4U hahaha xD u should note, though, in my humble opinion, that this is a joke video of non-serious kiddingness.

[BeyondtheChaos1]

I can't wait to start hearing this as an argument for evolution by athiests. Next thing you know it will be in the textbooks. XD

[iPhTx3]

I didn't see it was onion news, and for the first few minutes I was saying, "wow this is really incredible". Then he said "See how that sheep looked at the fence? That's exactly how a goat would look at it" I knew it was fake.

[cwhiteyadigg]

"we started out trying to cure alzheimers, but now we have a sheep with the mind of a goat" HAHAHAHahha

[HTCSWEOD]

This is such old news... we have swapped brains between a garter snake and a python... as the garter snake matured, it constructed worms before swallowing them and the python failed to constrict anything, making the environment of the python safe for pets and people... NOT

[Kiera7Norece]

"See how she looked at that fence post? That's exactly how a goat would have looked at that post." lol x)

[IronWolvesBand]

SLIPKNOT :D

[SuperLucasRay]

That is exactly how a goat would look a that post. LOL

[davetherave333]

THAT IS SUCH A STUPID EXPERIMENT, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY. They could of used that money in the war in Afghanistan!

[davetherave333]

@Angusliketheburger maybe you are the idiot to not realize I b trollin' :)

[x13nick13x]

@davetherave333 YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID PERSON, WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE AND AIR.

You could have realized that this video is FAKE, thought "I'm so stupid I'll join to army" then ended up in the war in Afghanistan!

Then hopefully got shot, because you're breathing my air.

[davetherave333]

@x13nick13x wow.... how embarrasing... you must feel so ashamed of your life and our haircut not to realise I b trollin'

[x13nick13x]

@davetherave333 HEEEEEEEZ TROLLINNNNN'

[rawdenashitey]

looool ticker : "edible bullets will be best answer to african food shortage"

[TheFinlandnator]

@Jimpaco Science ROCKS!

[Jimpaco]

we started off trying to cure Alzheimer's, now we have a sheep with a goat brain.

[bugothreate]

awsome now i know hwo a goat looks at a fence

[Muhemmad4u]

Why goat in sheap? Sheap i want naturel..... no more pleas... mad i get when i watch thes i going to tell governement my bros we take thes cheap brein out,,, it no be in goat. Why this? this mad

[mastermary2]

@Muhemmad4u Becuase a goat is a sheep.

A goat is a male,a female goat is a sheep.

[screamofabutterfly3]

@mastermary2 no genius a goat is a goat. a male sheep is a ramp a female sheep is a Ewe

[mastermary2]

@screamofabutterfly3 It has different names.

But a sheep is not male.

[DancingWithEagles]

funny

[koohejix]

thumbs up if you watched the video twice, once to watch the actual video, and once to read the hilarious text below!

[cpu1917]

why am i watching this?

[Sasudela]

@cpu1917 Because it isn't real.

[DeviousBetrayer]

Soon one day we might even have men with female brains and vice versa.

[EminemGirl1231]

@DeviousBetrayer Its called gays and lesbians hahah

[polylingue]

@EminemGirl1231 Hahaha, that is fucked up!!!

[shortie177]

is this for real or is it sarcasm :S

[Sasudela]

@shortie177 It's a joke.

[Haltini]

This is excellent! To all those saying this is pointless it could actually provide very interesting evidence for the theory of embodiment in cognitive science. Further study of such an animal could lead to the formulation of some new and interesting hypotheses.

Or at least it could if it was real.

[DeadlyGrim]

@Haltini Quite true. It would be awesome if science went from "Hey, we discovered this thing called DNA" right to "No more diseases and everyone is super fit without working at it". This is a spot on parody, however, of the difference between scientists, who get really excited about slow methodical progress because that's what science is, and news media, who get really excited about slow methodical progress because they have time to fill.

[AnonymousComrade]

"Global Food crisis threatening Global Overpopulation crisis" LOL

[IncrediblyStupidName]

not much of a difference between a goat and a sheep o.o

[AresExodus]

@IncrediblyStupidName but goats are omnivorous and have horns

[Lucky466]

the millions of ppl saying " HAHA UR ALL STUPID IM SMARTER THAN U ITS A JOKE RETARDS" are no better than the ones who dont get it. in fact theyre worse cuz they ruin the joke for new ppl coming on to the video thinking its real

[lapeppard]

@Lucky466

I agree- but dude- the people who watch these; think they are real and then type 5 paragraphs about how mortified they are-

they are way worse.

[McPrfctday]

@lapeppard It's a matter of experience. Once someone has experienced satire they will see it everywhere. I guarantee that you became experienced in satire the hard way too.

[clubpenguinsux1]

@Lucky466 No, not necessarily. People are gonna click on click on the video (because they were interested by the title) before they read the comments. If they don't already know that its a joke then they'll still have some time before they realize it IS a joke.

[epicadventurehero]

hahahahaha great! :D

[corrriemae]

They forgot Mefesto and his five-assed monkey...

[OfCourseImNormal]

I actually thought this was real the first time I watched it.

[happyman]

warren buffett could make sheep with goat brain? what can the man not do?

[Dharkhaze17]

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW A GOAT WOULD LOOK LIKE AT A POST

[drinkycrow67]

lol one of the best ones i've seen yet

[CertifiablyInsane1]

Gorilla with George Bushes brain!! terrifying, absolutely terrifying

[leroysky96]

They tried elephant trunk DNA on human phallic region; it fail because it kept reaching up to the table and stuffed the guy's poor rectum.

[maneatingtoilets]

at first I was like. aww its the onion. (i really wanted to see a sheep with a goats brain) then i loled

[2daFulLeST100]

Human with a pig brain!

[Zblj1987]

Insert human brain in animal body lol

[ladymadam3]

O.o

[Ooftyman]

Why is it that this "scientist" has the voice of Ronald Reagan? =)

[Zizerx11]

"$500 million to complete" haha

[Tystuh]

Thats exactly how a goat would have looked at that fence post.

LMFAOROFL

[leetatron]

That sheep is behaving quite alot like a goat!!

[keyofdoornarutorscat]

That is where my money is going? Totally worth it.

[stevenkessler00000]

@keyofdoornarutorscat You people are so stupid. It's a fucking joke.

[keyofdoornarutorscat]

@stevenkessler00000 Well duh. My comment was a joke.

[CnChenn]

"After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally"...

hmm. sound familiarly like SETI.

[tarkinfish]

This animal is still more intelligent than 84 retarded viewers who don't understand that this ISN'T REAL

[polylingue]

@tarkinfish Two more dumbasses added themselves to the retarded list even after you made that comment. Hahahaha!!!!

[orangebluemango]

@tarkinfish you're an idiot because you fail to realize sheep are domesticated goats. tard.

[kain161718]

@orangebluemango uhmm no..... sheep and goats are differnet animals retard.

[orangebluemango]

@kain161718 you still fail to understand the joke and its evident why. have fun living life as an idiot :)

[LoveNeden]

@tarkinfish 88 now...ikr?

[xboxsidekick]

fake and gay.lol

[Aveatorchubz]

$500million for a sheep with a goat brain? HAHAHAHAHAHA

[epyonslegacy]

@donho1950 madness, sheer insanity

[xXshaggyshuffleXx]

what about a man bear pig =D

[Anathema1984]

This must be why my cat acts like a dog. He even barked once at a squirrel.

[Funbunny1234vid]

How bout a gerbil with a hamster? Big difference!

[sapperzulu]

Shame on Americans, you think you can play gawd?

[donho1950]

How about a politician with the brain of a responsible human being?

[jackson15williams]

@donho1950 impossible

[PoeticPacifist]

ahh the possibilities with science

whats next a lion with a tiger ?

[fighterforger]

whos phone >:[!?

[drawing12waffles]

fail

[RoundenBrown]

A gorilla with the brain of a monkey.

[oXDesdinovaXo]

that IS how a goat would look at a fence post!!!

[bonezillion]

I wish the world that the Onion news people live in was real.

[supermojokid]

@bonezillion The world would be SUPER fucked up.

[doitkc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........ no limit to fakenesss

[mrsdinosour]

lol "see how that sheep looked at that post? thats exactly how a goat would look at that post." hahaah

[audstarful]

"WHAT IS THAT THING?!"

"I'm just going to shear you?"

"MILK ME! NOT SHEAR!! NO SHEAR NOOO SHEAR!!"

[Jcolinsol]

Thank god for SCIENCE

[SlimySnail44]

Why were they trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's if there is already a cure???

[TheNAWorks]

@SlimySnail44 *facepalm*

[SlimySnail44]

@TheNAWorks huh

[soxfan849]

@SlimySnail44 It's a satire. And there isn't already a cure for Alzheimer's.

[1jzinside]

what about a Bunny Rabbit with the mind of a Pit Bull

[BigR3DRocket]

this is really funny but that would be an acomplishment if they actually do it

[Mindravel]

is that a joke?

[JUN34U]

@Mindravel yes its the onion

[askesl]

@Benjoreally You're stupid.

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

well we already have humans with the brain of a monkey

[zellmer]

Yet another thing we beat China/Russia to! USA! USA!

[HolyXerxes]

they just spent 500$ million for that!!! ahahaha

[geniusjas87]

@HolyXerxes Oh yes they're very stupid. :S

[wirespy]

Well they can't stop here

[skeezerzz]

"Typing in all caps effective when used sparingly" lmao

[marmar3291]

lol is the onion just one big joke or..? sorry, i'm really new to these videos.

[Jesse2K12]

@marmar3291 Yes the onion is a joke not actual news.

[TheBarkingFrog]

"see that, that's exactly how a goat would have looked that the post"

[66912280]

"That seems like the most pointless experiment ever.  What a waste of three years." I am laughing my head off at some of these comments...It's too funny when people don't realize this is a joke.

[654ha123]

@66912280 that shows me just how blindly people follow what they hear...regardless of how preposterous it seems haha ONION <3

[FreebaseDali]

@66912280

I wonder if they're just trolling... I guess that would make the person who goes off on them the oblivious ones.

Of course, I may just have far too much faith in humanity.

I'll go with the latter.

[66912280]

@FreebaseDali lol...you never know for certain, but I think you're giving people far too much credit. Watch the Onion video about the Boy Scouts offering to do breast exams in their basement and then read some of the early comments. Honest to god there are people saying that there is no breast exam badge and that exams should only be conducted by a doctor. I seriouslyl don't think these people are trolling! There are so many instances on that video of people having to be told it's a joke.

[cut3clown]

well thankfully you didnt lmao