Tourettes guy calls colgate toothpaste

[WindwakerGanon]

The one with tartar control....

[jkilgour81]

what the hell

[ekscholl]

I'M PISSED!!! lmao

[jddeitz2000]

@ekscholl

He said I PISSED, hence the piss on his pants.

[ekscholl]

@jddeitz2000 ROFL

[JuliaSweetzz]

omg i waz dieing!!

[RayONETHREE]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!­!!!!!!!!!! dammit!! holy shit!!! balls!

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The whole concept of psychiatry was developed well before 1900 in Germany to get rid of people complaining. The first use of directed energy weapons can be recognized in psychiatric literature from 1908. You find it in chapter Psychiatrie-->Klinik der Narkolepsie on my homepage. During the NAZI time this concept was given up as Germany just murdered oponents. It was relaunched directly after the war to persecute and silence concentration camp survivors.

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

[thedirtymeatball]

Press 5 for FFUUUUUUUEEECK!

[MrALLIANCE666]

fried!

[DeClassixzLolz]

HA...... ahhh nice

[XxHoCkEyGoAliExX]

0:00 call colgate LIKE A BOSS 0:54 piss my pants LIKE A BOSS

[eddy67]

FUUUUUUUUCKK!!!! DAMNIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! BALLS!!!!

[MetallicaFTW1981]

0:32 FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU........­..

[TheBigRedMario]

lol hes hilarious

(oh and its not ill be missing you, its every breath u take :P)

[MineCraftDuke]

I was at the store and I was buying toothpaste. When I saw the tooth past with tartar control I just had to buy it.

[seaofdarkblood]

ha haaaaa heee he hehaaaaa huuuuuuuu hii haaaaaaaaaaaaa xD

[arjackson1000]

Tony the tiger!

[OnTheRun102]

Sir if you would like a refund.. I PISS!

Shit hung up on me.

[KingLizard107]

I used the soundboard once adn called walmart and I was like

Walmart person:thank you for holding how can i help you

*I use soundboard*

Me:THIS IS BULLSHIT

*then I hang up*

LMAO

[Op3rationMongoose]

I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of that song - not that Sting PIECE OF SHIT !!

[darkone180]

angry*

[darkone180]

god damn thats pretty bad if you get so any that you piss xD

[ginesd207]

I pissed!!!!!!

[xbackfiirez]

this video never gets old

[GeneralCane]

@jiffypop86 That never even occurred to me... Hmm...

*Grabs phone*

[MegaXXBEAST]

I understand is says he has tourettes but why would anyone let him do this. I feel bad for the guy at colgate and wish they wouldn't post videos like this.

[DEM0NICC00KIE]

@MegaXXBEAST

Obviously you have no sense of humor.

[SeanZell]

unfunny.

[MrSlipknotFan01]

he sounds like the guy from rage quit

[G2ooDgood]

I PISSED! xD

[MrTrenton12345]

i wonder how much he rage quits...

[lordrampage]

piss off shit!!!bull shit

[nathanwtp95]

 BALLS!!!!!

[Beecher492]

did he pissed him self?

[prssf]

SIRI would stop working after 2 mins on HIS i phone

[TheHomelessHobo9]

BALLS!!

[TheJokerfan95]

about the description. the puff daddy song is i'll be missing you. the sting version is called every breath you take, and in the song he doesn't say "i'll be missing you." he actually says "i'll be WATCHING you". no trolololololol.

[firestar3452]

u are a pice of shit lol

[whiskeygirl0627]

Lmfao!! This is so funny. Poor Colgate!!

[nicknoway]

@UltimateJuggaloMusic

indeed, right oh chap

[spiderjerusalem100]

He yells "SHIT!" better than anyone else on the planet.

[screechyyy7374]

hahaha this is the first tourettes guy clip i ever saw!!! :D

[xso61673]

Tourette's Guy (Danny) is everything I aspire to be.

[pumpupthevolume1990]

he is my role model

[BreStar98]

@pumpupthevolume1990 OHH

 Lord Help YOU

[nicknoway]

But the police are great, tourettes guy, why you be hating on late 1970s, early 19080's sensation?

[koy132]

it was the Sting version ... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

[xoBOSSox]

press 4, 6, and 8 for shit

[xoBOSSox]

press 4 for shit

[LyleVertigo]

I bet he made the house smell bad, that's sad :C

[mygganjj]

Balls to you

[11jjrmex]

BALLS

[kevengohan11]

best one ever

[kevengohan11]

I try not to laugh at this but i woke up my mom XD

[ragethedayaway]

theres no way that guy has tourettes...iv never seen such an angry tourettes perosn XD

[TheLadyRankin]

he pissed himself!!! lmao!!

[hobo209]

The guy comes back to the line while Tourettes Guy is going through his rant about the " Sting piece of shit"...

[saritatata101]

Anybody else notice he wears the same shirt in every video?

[MrBurkdawg]

@saritatata101 who gives a SHITT!!

[rihannafan16ify]

@saritatata101 watch the tit dirt episode he's wearing a white shirt

[XxChoosingxX]

@saritatata101 no shit sherlock

[brainbash1]

@saritatata101 Tony the Tiger

[TheDemoDummyDude]

@saritatata101 THERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE GREAT!

[Eddsaysftw]

@saritatata101 in one of his videos his dad says "You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt, why dont you try wearing a different shirt for once in your life?" then Danny says "WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK OFF!" XD

[AlpineCurt]

@saritatata101 Anyone notice he's using the speaker phone yet holding the headset?

[InazumaBushi123]

AND IM HIGH AS SHIT!



[bulletbull430]

I PISSED!! xD

[favre16]

All I can say is I'm in tears after watching...lol

[aclark0814]

how come in like every damn video he says piss but in this on he actually pisses his pants haha

[Babypunter117]

0:31 I recorded that and made that my ring tone!

[kst8sk8er]

thts funny

[foolsgold41]

lol

[DJHashBrownies]

it is puff daddy.... dont complain

[verisimilitudino]

This is GOLD!!!

[im264shirt]

@theballshanglow1 It would have been a bit more of a challenge if you capitalized the "S".

[insanenazi]

lol i actually used parts of this to make a prank call to colgate plus it hides ur voice lol

[theballshanglow1]

555555555555555555555555555555­555555555555555555555555555555­555555555555555555555555555555­55555555555555555s555555555555­555555555555555 thumbs up if you found the "s"

[WoshaniProductions]

FUCKKKKKKKKK! DAMMIT... HOLY SHIT... BALLS!

[JeremyPassarelli]

The song is called "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.

[adio222]

@jiffypop86 Me.

[g8btony]

FUCKINHUNGUPMYASS

[79agp]

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dkmoel]

1008 people fell like a piece of shit

39 people including tourettes guy pissed

1 person hung up his ass

[07nygiantsfan]

Tourettes Guy: "Yes! I bought your Colgate toothpaste the one with tartar control and it made me feel like a piece of shit! Guy on other line: "Alright." Tourettes Guy: "This is BULLSHIT!" xD

[MinecraftVission]

Thumbs up if you saw the Touretts Guy coputer virus

[CaptainNYG]

It's a police song, but Stings sings for the police

[Xclownfanx2]

I hope this is the puff daddy version of this song not that sting piece of shot

[12thaye]

@Xclownfanx2 ...i think you mean shit.....

[frglvr555]

FUUUUCCKKKKKKKK .! , DAMNIITTT .!! Holy Shit .! BALLLSSS !!!! Haha i love this dude . Although he really did piss himself .!

[amtrakboy37]

Actually The Song Is Every Breath You Take by The Police.

[MusicResurrector]

19 people felt like a piece of shit!!

[RichardKleiner]

I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting piece of SHIT!!!

(Listents to Sting singing)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[goph000]

Sir?

BALLS!!

[Laxer4life3289]

i bought the colgate tooth paste the one with tartar control and it made me feel like a piece of shit!! This is bullshit!

[tollesTischbein]

he has a cute t-shirt

[andyweuling]

HAHAHAHAHA he actually pissed himself!

[gbullman111]

17 people were working at the store he called and were mad



[IWentThereNBack]

Press and Hold '6'. What is he doing with his other hand?

[devilboy744]

lol at the end of the vid... I PISSED! IN MY PANTS!! then his like all wet. . . . dude wtf?

[savethelephantnow]

he says its a piece of shit then starts dancing.. pshh

[blackopsbuddies]

he heard tht it was sting lol

[TheMinceMeet]

Fuckin hilarious I cried so hard

[ThePokeman007]

I thought he said "And I named it phil like a piece of shit".

[TheMasterGamer64]

Man at the rate this guy is cussing he's going to hell

[alexandermadden1987]

Colgate toothpaste made 15 people like a piece of shit!

[XxCrazyYoshixX]

wtf

[gettinglost65]

15 people pissed

[Superflamer99]

Anyone else seeing the talking cats in recommended? o.O

[cumulo25]

BALLS

[Dc5GoatWithaHat]

you mad bro?



[kevin4750]

how would toothpaste make you feel like a peice of shit?

[YeaBuddy317]

@kevin4750 dont question tourettes guy just love it

[Finalflash50]

14 people had to listen to the sting version of the song. 

[gamefreak1000000]

LOL this guy is insane!

[4lifeilongboard]

this is the funniest stuff ive seen ever!

[HalomasterA69]

guy on phone- sir u can have a refund

Tourettes guy- I PISSED

[dethsoljer2]

this is bull shit!!!

[PeanutandButter123]

what the this guy is crazy

[PeanutandButter123]

what the

[LouisLambert]

Three different ways of saying bullSHET: 2 by itself, 2+4, and 2+8

[angelintheattic]

I think back to this video often, I would say one of my faves but that is a tough choice!!

[Alexeiv03]

Press 3 and then 5 :)

[corn11630]

@Alexeiv03 what does that mean? how do you press 3 and 5?

[Gunfire259]

I PISSED!

[pheinox1197]

o i c it nvm

[pheinox1197]

whats that song he hears on the phone called

[katieducky23]

@pheinox1197 Ill be watching you - The police

[FuugaGNG]

XD You said it what I was thinking @rdbc92

[legolover4678]

press 6 for 'holy shit!'

[john61100]

@legolover4678 And to see him masturbating

[zigslash8989]

my brother tried this he couldnt talk to regular people not the autimated craaap!!

[jwowow09]

press 2 for this is bull shit

[alexistoms]

Haha dude best video ever!!! If you agree with me comment with my name!!! :). Hahah

[DJsWaGmaster]

hahahhahaha the way he says shit makes me wet my self! XD

[YeaBuddy317]

does Danny really have torettes? i dont think so just wanna make sure 

[carifyme]

press 4 for shittt :)

[YeaBuddy317]

one of the funniest videos i have seen in a while lol

[fluffyspissed]

this one has to be the best because its the symbol for the website

[marriland917]

I PISSED! *camera looks down pants r all wet*

[heezeyneezey]

The Tourettes Guy makes me happy.

[YeaBuddy317]

y its so funny

[TheOoohCRAP]

"Hello, I bought your toothpaste the one with tarter control, and it made me like a piece of SHIT."

Hahahah -3

[Combatarms423]

the best one,..

[Corydreiling1988]

Very Funny

[weezerette112199]

BALLS!

i say that all the time now

[Crosscountry616]

im pissed!! lmfao! :)

[rickclawson6969]

@Crosscountry616 He says " I pissed!" then it shows his pissed pants! Hahaha

[Didi972]

0:55 "I PISS!!!"

[Johnny127ful]

Danny was born at least 100 years ago in North Dakota. He was forced to move because his wife was fucking everybody in Bismark. Also, because her homemade Spaghetti did not taste as he would prefer.

He has reportedly lived in New Jersey but all of the blacks and long-legged pissed off Puerto Ricans pwned his ass right back out. Apparently, around that time he developed Tourette's and now resides on teh Internets. Danny is a fluent speaker of idiot and Mexican.

[GeneralCane]

I'm going to go to a restaurant or something and order a Coke:

"Yeah I bought this DRINK, the COCACOLA ONE. And it MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!"

[AngelLynnPandaLove]

FUCKIN HUNG UP ON MY ASS!!!!XD

[MultiNZs]

im going to call colgate and try this just to see how the react hopefully i dont get FUCKED IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harleybadhog]

but the sting version is good? :(

[suicidesnowman14]

even better doing that to apple support :)

[WizardOfHumor1989]

Every breath you take....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

LOLLMAOXD:)

[localvandals]

fuckin hung up my ass

[Pensrock8729]

I wish he was my dad

[yonschnee16]

Its fucking hilarious that he has a shirt that says "Feeling Greeeeeeeaat!" and he feels like shit! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swat22camden]

press 2,4,6, and 8 lmfao

[xVisualzTiGeR]

THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!! *if you want your refund sir...* I PPISSED!............... FUCKING HUNG UP ON MY ASS!

[arsonistmonkeyzblaze]

Danny, i looked at how many dislikes you have; and it made me feel, like a piece of shit!

[mahaLoLolo1]

This made me laugh so hard I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

[bleachzeldaluzz]

the 9 people who disliked this video just must really love colgate toothpaste that much...

[splicerslayer23]

is it true that tourettes guy died???

[halo645]

@splicerslayer23 unfortunately, yes

[Sup3rN0vaH4x0R]

The song's not I'll be missing you it sounded like Every Breath You Take by The Police.

[Dan4299]

Tourettes guy would make a good drill instructor XD