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  • this was when kids had amagination not cod or battel feild

  • I had one of these when I was about 7. It was great for maybe a week or two. One thing they don't call it in the commercial is "durable." I went back to my indestructible wooden machine gun after I busted this one.

  • My sister is a hippie who used to argue against guns for boys, but when she had two, home-schooled, never saw a TV and only socialised with other hippie kids, at age two, they started making spears, swords and guns with sticks! Boys honestly will be boys...I want to get them the Johnny Seven gun and watch them go nuts! :)

  • Wow i would shit my pants to have a gun like that sold in stores when i was a kid.

  • wow, happy childhood memories. i used to have one of these johnny seven guns. they where the bees knees in my day.

  • Now I just need a Juggernaut Armor Suit and I'm ready.

  • I loved my Johnny Seven. God I wish I was a young kid again!

  • If that came out today I would still get it and im 29!!

  • Can you imagine if this thing were real, how heavy it would be and lugging it onto the battlefield?

  • The Taliban waited until these were out of production before they tried any thing

  • Jingle All The Way brought me here!

  • Yeah brainwash kids early, and teach them to kill

  • My dad was an OMA noob tube!! :D my dad had the Johnny 7 but all we have left is the cap pistol wish i could have grown up in the 60s

  • that must have sold

  • Its not a special gun. This is just a snub nose compared to Chuck Norrise's arsenal.

  • Press 6 for the MEN-ARMY-GUN

  • That Bad Ass!

  • Isn't the Anti-armor gun and the anti-bunker gun the same?

  • @TeddyPickerxD THEY SEE ME TROLLIN

  • this waas in the movie jinjal all the way

  • That was my favourite toy gun.

  • @TeddyPickerxD People like you have raped our childhood, and basically made the world boring as shit, and filled with insecure cowards.

  • this is young rambo

  • @TeddyPickerxD shut up you stupid liberal anti fun monger

  • A sweet dream next to counter strike for nowadays kids...

  • OHHHHMYYYYGOOOSSHHHH!

    That is the coolest thing EVER!!!!!!!

    Why won't they bring it back???

    PLZ NERF, MAKE THIS TOY!!!

  • i had one of these - it was crap, everything jammed after a few days. just like a real gun, eh? still had fun with it though, when i could find all the bits

  • Man . . The Hitler-youth movment would have loved to see their little Aryan white boys playing with a one man army gun like us Americans kids had, no-wonder they lost the war . . . and we got Johnny 7 . .

  • This was too expensive for my folks. It was sold at Christmas time at grocery stores. It was around $16 dollars.

  • @TeddyPickerxD It is a toy; and there were times at which people understood that.

    When I was young, my friends and I would play "army", but we knew how terrible real war was. We understood the difference. Nowadays, people do not, and everything has to be "politically corrected".

  • Rambo.

  • coolest kid on the block.

  • i use to have that its worth a lot of money i sold it a few years ago for782 dollors

  • Dear Santa,

  • what the fuck this is more badass than any christmas tree modded airsoft rifle XD

  • I'm sorry but this is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

  • it even shoots lemons! wow! lol

  • I grew up in the late 1960's and back then WW II was still fresh in many peoples minds, still many veterans around. Many of the toys were about guns and war also TV shows like "Combat", "Rat Patrol", "Baa Baa Black Sheep" "Hogans Hero's" and many others. That's about all we did as kids was play "army" or "cops". 6 channels of black and white TV, no video games or internet. My dad took me shooting real guns every Saturday, .22 caliber shells were 25 cents a box. He always bought 2 boxes.

  • why dont we have awesome toys like this now we have crap thats "safe" and that "dosent promote violence"

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  • This was featured in a  Law and Order: Criminal Intent episode.

  • That is the most badass toy I've even seen. I wished I could have owned one as a kid.

  • no batteries needed theres something i never see

  • Eeesh. Glorification of gun violence. "7 guns in one".

  • What most people don't know that is the toy gun Chuck Norris played with when he was a kid.

  • now that would be swat team

  • WoW, too bad the pentagon doesn't have an adult version of this

  • I actually owned this bad mamajamma!

  • The Johnny 7 OMA was cool but there was this 6 finger gun that had all kinds of stuff in it. We actually had them in elementary school :D

  • I remember my cousin wanted a Lost In Space gun for xmas. I remember my uncle said if you get him that gun it will be lost in space :D

  • OMG D: OMA = One Man Army? 

  • @bominh88881 Omg? Why omg!? It's a gun which is so powerful, it makes the user a one man army. What's with ONE MAN ARMY!? Why did you say omg!? It's a toy...

  • oooo yeees I almost forgot........... what level you unlock this weapon?

  • every day I go to a gun store and ask for johnny seven

    and they say you're a retard

    and I say no I'm ........ RAMBO

    FUCK YEAH

  • @ToxicSpiral Like a boss.

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  • Jesus Christ, why doesn't the army use these!? YOU CAN HAVE A ARMY OF DUDES WHO ARE ONE MAN ARMIES. THAT'S LIKE HAVE OVER 10,000 ARMIES.

  • @mm8modman8 Because it would cost too much to manufacture these.

  • That thing looks like a US M110!!!

  • back then OMA meant the Johnny 7 nowadays it means noobs with grenade launchers. *sigh* things were so much better back then

  • Good job Tommy! Get those commies!

  • @ThePublicHysteria and don't forget to get those vietcongs!

  • This gun was mentioned in jingle all the way from the charactr dat sinbad played

  • Nerf stole this idea.

  • wtf

  • disturbing and cool

  • I had that gun as a kid...ahhh, those were the days!

    ~Wolvercat

  • Toys for real boys!

  • Getting kids ready for the real thing...

  • WOW Nerf or this

  • i just got my pipi wet..I WANT ONE!!!!

  • is it possible to remake it as an actual firearm with nowaday's technology?

    that would be great for military usuage!

  • @Marcohazard

    no it wont be ;D

    it's way too clumsy.

    the firepower wouldn't be enough to get through a tank's armour :/

  • @Marcohazard Judging by all the anti-armor shit it fires, it would weigh like 90 lbs..

  • I count 8

  • I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It even washes the dishes.

  • I wish I had one of these but I guess I'm just going to half to settle with a multi-colored ak-47 that yells "FIRE FIRE!!!"

  • I remember wanting this for Christmas as a kid and the Remco Bazooka. I got just the Remco Bazooka.

    Hey it was a different time period. No war mongering about it, and I was 8 years old in 1961. On the other hand; Could they have been setting us up for Nam? Hmmm!

    To bad Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't have gotten one of these in Austria as a kid.

    Like in T2, it was made for him.

  • looks like a gun from gears of war

  • When I played army we just nailed a few sticks together and instant rifle!!!

  • Sorry, but that kid's butt would have been toast in the time it took to switch to another gun.

  • i loved to play army as a kid. my friend jimmy had one of these. we were so jealous, also, what in gods name is a "noob tube"? this is my sons account and i am pretty old to know half of this stuff

  • What a great toy. I got one of these for Christmas when I was 7 or 8 but I could barely carry the thing. Usually I was tommy gunned down with imaginary bullets before I could fire the plastic ones.

  • jesus christ....holyshit

  • your squad is ready!

  • OMA in CoD should have been this.

  • This Weapon is better then all weapons today. Only shit is: THAT IS A TOY. but the gadgets DAMN !!!! I don't telling shit this weapon is a DREAM

  • I had one of these.

  • @SuperIntuitive1 you are now my favourite person :)

  • old toys are always gonna be the best...

  • I wanna be in America!

  • he is blooddrunk!

  • @republicslasthope Don't THEY mean, "Johnny Seven ObaMA...?"

  • And today we have angry mom's getting pissed that their kids are playing Power Rangers and have "Facebook depression." What happened to us?

  • @Zenstudent105 The feminist movement

  • @CoDaC35 And if it got rid of crap like this then there is another reason to love it.

  • @SetiFur do u mean that the elimination of this manly toy is a reason to love the feminist movement or that the feminist movement is a reason to love this manly toy? im all for peace but seriously our future looks grim if men continue to be emasculated

  • @CoDaC35 I'm saying that if it did indeed get rid of violence encouraging toys like this then it's another reason to support it. And could you say why our future looks grim?

  • @SetiFur

    Toys like this encourage violence? Are you nuts?

    Facebook is more likely to encourage and/or lead to actual violence and conflict than these toys. And feel free to read CaDaC's comment in its entirety: -"...our future looks grim if men continue to be emasculated ".

  • @SetiFur Well from the start... I hope that i am not being misconstrued as being misogynistic and chauvinistic. my opinion on this issue is complex.->(feminism and its effect on modern day male existence) but the point that i was trying to state earlier was that in humanity's darkest and perverse form, males need violence. they thrive upon it. it encourages, stimulates, and challenges males (not speaking for females) to survive and be productive.

  • @CoDaC35, don't be bashful. Don't allow yourself to be cowed. The truth is that feminism is an evil force, and we shouldn't hesitate to say so. And there's nothing wrong with being chauvinistic (by the way, real women like it, anyway. That's a little secret most guys don't know).

  • i feel that the feminist movement however with its once good intentions is now merely seeking ways to make men more unassertive un-aggressive which is a dangerous road to take considering the harsh world we live in today but ill stop there because this is a toy and now im feeling childish for even starting an intellectual debate over something so trivial but i respect your stance on the situation and if u wish to defend ur argument or seek the clarity of mine then im all ears

  • @Zenstudent105 i dont know man, i really wish i was a kid in the 50's

  • @Zenstudent105 ya wtf i can buy toy guns any more thats why i has real ones the cost more but wth they are cool but why but toy guns im 26 idk

  • @azzaz691 cant i meant cant

  • @Zenstudent105 'don't know :(

  • @Zenstudent105 jews bought you all up :) now you get their communised cultures.

    watch "the century of the self" here on youtube, its a documentary made by BBC.

  • @Zenstudent105 what the hell is facebook depression?

  • @mrskullcrush55 As I remember it, it's when kids see pictures on FB of other kids having fun and get depressed because they're not having fun Lol.

  • @Zenstudent105 that sounds extremely retarded

  • better than the mw2 weapons hahaha

  • What the

  • holy crap.

  • EIGHT: Philadelphia MOVE Cult C4 House Bomb! BLAMMO!!!!

  • Screw that jhonny seven I would want that toy m1!

  • oh my god. i think they went a little overboard with this one. do you really need an anti-tank missle AND an anti-tank gun? isnt one enough :)

  • i know what o.m.a stands for. oww my ass

  • The boys in this commercial probably got killed in Vietnam.

  • They stopped selling toy guns and America sure got a lot less violent didn't it?

  • um HOW MUCH IS IT?

  • I want that gun! That is so cool! But if my kid got caught with it today, he'd get stopped by the cops. Man we've sure become a bunch of wimps!

  • This gun destroyed the american child sprite

  • Better then ironman

  • LOL any cop that would think that giant plastic toy was real needs to be stripped of his badge.

  • Anti-Armor = HEAT

    Anti-Tank = SABOT

  • what are fuckin kidding, you can't go around with something like that cops might think it's real ...

  • @qttroassi Any cop dumb enough to think that thing is a real weapon deserves to be kicked off the force.

  • @Raithulu you realize there is no way to tell

  • NO BATTERIES NEEDED , GREAT

  • funny I thought anti armor and anti tank were the same thing lol

  • had 1 too

  • awesomei want one...

  • My parents got me a Johnny seven OMA for christmas when I was 7 ir 8 yo and it wasthe biggest gun a kid could ever have and alot of fun. I still have it. Its worn now and most of the ammo is MIA but it really did make you feel like a one man army.

  • Used to have one of these, man I loved it made me join the military

  • back then they made toy guns like they were supposed to.. now we hvae white and orange cheap ones...

  • 60s 10$ now 62$ future 230$

  • antique wonder waffle?

  • That thing looks like my NERF Vulcan (But not color-wise, of course, as the Vulcan is painted like a traffic cone).

  • Aww, that plastic will never take off!

  • I told you!! OMA NOOB TUBES IS NOT ORIGINAL.

  • wanted one of these when i was a kid...... but alas didnt get it.

  • @TheMaccafan There's always eBay, dude.

  • CAPSCAPSCAPSCAPSCAPS

  • Jesus Christ. I wish I would have had a cool toy like that as a kid. I had to make my guns out of cardboard.

  • Impressive weapon...but it was really a bit of overkill for us seven and eight year old grunts on the front lines. Most of us preferred a simple but effective Mattel tommy-gun! ;)

  • The Monkey Division gun had a screaming rifle grenade IIRC.

  • a weapon made of weapons made of weapons made of weapons made of weapons ... etc ??!

    Where can I buy this?! :D

  • Fuck Nerf!....toy guns back in the day were the SHIT!

  • this is the most epic toy of the 60's. I actually want one now!! and im 13!!!

  • @Iceburg91366 shit son I'm 26 and I want one

  • Yo Dawg I heard you like guns, so I put a gun on your gun so you can shoot while you shoot.

  • it wouldnt b fun to play against the kid that had that, its kinda like using the AK74u in call of duty black ops, before u no it there gonna hav virtual killstreaks and the kid that camps and keeps saying he dodged the bullets is gonna get a tac nuke

  • @DunSkeetrProductions ...except for the fact that it's not a video game at all, kid.

  • @DunSkeetrProductions There's always one idiot who refers to Call of Duty in every video about guns.

  • I had one of these. My cat never saw it coming. I was a bad kid - this didn't help.

  • CAPS NOT INCLUDED

    i like how honest they used to be

    like making tiny text nowadays

  • ha ha who the fuck gave this a thumbs down ,?

  • @SCOTLANDSSHAMEHOLLIE someone who hates memories

  • I had johnny Seven in 1967 playing Army Nowdays kids playing army the cops will

    come with the guns drawn out

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  • WOW! I remember hearing about this from the movie Jingle all the Way but i didnt think it actually existed haha! thats awesome! :D

  • Another American Top Secret weapon that has been exploited!!! Damn it!!

  • this is the NRA equivalent of a toilet training video...........

  • i remember this when i was a kid ! but the ones i saw had lost parts though. it caused alot of fights too !!

  • and i thought airsoft was the shit when i was a kid. I want one of these damnit! so what if I'm 28?

  • Chuck Norris toy when he was 1

  • I had one of these as a Kid!!

  • im sure it costs as much as an airsoft pistol

  • I bet it cost $8-10 bucks