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  • HOLY FUCK!... that was really clouse, but funny :)

  • I couldn't understand a word of it.

  • LOL the crowd just starts pointing at it

  • its insane how he turns that excess adrenaline into material

  • It didn't really descend onto him. They got him out of the way before it did, but whatever.

  • @AchievementHntrX360 shut the fuck up and watch the fucking video.

  • @tauntingfrenchman1 I watched this weeks ago, you're a bit late. I can't even make out what Lewis is saying, the quality is shit on this video. Good luck, and don't forget to take your pills, tauntingfrenchman!

  • I love how it takes the chiar out, that could have been his back

  • handled like a pro

  • Sorry, but I just could hear anything over this guy's laughter.

  • This is too damn funny :)

  • needs subtitles

  • What's with the clicking nosie? And I don't want to hear this person laughing.

  • dont worry, you'll get him next time god

  • @dwbrcdub lol i highly doubt it. lewis black is just slightly below chuck norris in awesomeness. god has no power over beings of his calibre. or any calibre for that matter XD

  • It would've been fantastic to see his expressions after that :D

  • @dapadau haha. True. He has the best ones. Actually, some of his anger, intolerance, and hostility against small things has rubbed off on me...

    AND I DON'T RESPOND WELL TO PRESSURE!!!!

  • @wmotamedi03 : I've absorbed a lot of George Carlin's D.N.A.....this guy can be the chrome plating on my titanium "armor". ;])

  • It's just a curtain moving at about 10 mph tops.

  • only in Cleveland something like that could happen!☺

  • what happend here? cant understand a thing

  • I can't understand a word of his set, except "fuck". is it possible to add subtitles?? or at least a transcript in the description below?

  • And hes flawless with it, and uses it in his set. hes great

  • skip to the weight falling!!!

  • LOL, I would love to see his face on that!!!

  • shopped

  • Anybody else having trouble making out what he says?

  • That looked like the fire curtain came loose. Shit is nasty.

  • Hey you guuuuuuuyys!!! haha. so true. (give all credit to idunno56)

  • Thanks for posting moviemig........poor Lewis. Glad he's OK!

  • LMAO! Lewis Black was cursing at the backstage guy!

  • at 1:05 look at all the hands point up lmao

  • that's just funny! that just gave him like another 20 minutes of material!

  • @nashvillediva1983 ditto.

  • No fucking shit.

  • the guy laughs like sloth from the goonies HEEEEEY YOU GUUUUYYYYSSS HAHAHA

  • @idonno56 ROCKY ROAD?!?

  • @idonno56 hahahahahaha sloth, he does

  • @saigondj

    hahahhahahahah its true

  • fucking fucks hahahaha

  • Hahaha that was freaking funny but i couldnt hear what he was saying. But, knowing Lewis Black, it contained every curse word in the book and a rant about the fuck face who caused it lol

  • i love lewis' reaction after it fell!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:07 Looks like he was running from a sneak attack! And yeah,can't hear a word over the stupid giggling when Black is saying something to the guy on stage after!!

  • Stupid giggling?

    It's a stand up routine....the audience is SUPPOSED to laugh and giggle.

  • @evh5150316 Yes stupid giggling because they're just laughing without hearing what he's saying! Knowing Lewis Black I'm sure he came up with some hilarious stuff but these people just laughed without hearing it! So yeah! Stupid giggling!

  • ," so much for the christmas bit, that shit was like fucking exercise for me, i can never get a boner again", hahahah that shit was fucking hilarious.

  • This reminds me why I never buy tickets to go see famous people anymore. If I'm gonna pay $100 to go see Lewis Black, and from my seat he looks like a little light bulb on stilts, I'd rather just wait until someone stupid with a video camera uploads the experience to YouTube for me. The end result is just as unsatisfying, but I'm not out a hundred bucks.

  • Obviously it was taken with a point & shoot camera, do you people honestly think that quality is going to be good? Just enjoy what the recorder has to share and move on =D

  • the recorder's laugh is fuckin funny. all after 2 minutes, his laugh is so gay. lmao

  • I love how at 2:01 there's a pause and all you hear is him cry out "FUCKING"

  • YEAH! LMFAOO!!

  • I work with stagecraft and curtains and crap like that all the time, and I can tell you from both a witness point of view and personal experience, if that heavy-fucking bar hits you on the head, it's gonna do some damage. Concussion, if you're lucky, brain damage if you're not.

  • sure it would have that shits heavy u idiot

  • well seeing that the stool stopped it and didn't break then i think i would not even come close to killing him, i don't think it would even injure him. he would have moved when it hit him, use your brain to think!

  • It didn't break because it was starting to go up at that time... it would still hurt like a bitch.

  • :/

    What the fuck?

  • I doubt that would have *killed* him.. probably just severely hurt, possibly give him a concussion, I suppose if it smacked him square in the head.. but no, I doubt that would Kill him

  • Agreed. It might have if it had broken free and had fallen at the speed of gravity, but slowly descending like that it would have just conked him.

  • go into a hole

  • Lol. Stands and stares... (silent pause)... WHAT THE FUCK?!  Lewis Black the best man. xD

  • whoever fucked up must have felt terrible... unless he was a republican... then hes probably disappointed.

  • wow whoever is controling those things are fucking retarded...

  • Horrible indeed :(

    To sensitive pricks who hate Lewis Black because of his "offensive humor": Grow up.

  • horrible

  • I always though an angry spectator would shoot him eventually. But no. Falling curtains.

  • this video is fuck quality. and that guy has an annoying ass laugh. holy shit.

  • "So much for the Christmas bit. " ha ha haaaaaa.

  • That was brilliant! the crowd are awsome! reminds me of when I went to see Meat Loaf at Brixton academy... he came bounding out onto stage (as the string quartet gave way to guitars) and slipped on his heel - flat on his arse before singing a single word :-D it just reminds me of that because of the crowd.

  • Lewis Black for President!

  • my word... Everyone is sofull of hate on this dude's video... seriously, if you don't like it, say so, and leave, no need to insult the uploader..

  • Save yourself the time and skip to 1:15

    Much easier.

  • thanks m8

    1:15

  • @wordavee go die shitbag

  • @savegalkissy wait, what did he/she say?

  • to whomever complained about the quality...are you MOnk? He only nated to show how he almost got killed, and if you have EYES and Half a dang brain you saw and understood what happened. I rarely make comments on these sites but that's just asinine. I will admit , he should have cut it short after the curtain came down ,. LOL

  • Do you PMS daily? Leave the guy alone. Do you HAVE to be an ass about it? Goddamnit you act so snarky. If you're gonna be such a snob go to Hollywood and tell the stars to kiss your ass and act snarky to them. I can gauruntee you that you'd be in jail within 24hours because you're so obnoxious.

  • You just prooved you are the biggest shit to walk the earth since Hitler. Even worse than Palin. Congrats. I hope you get hit in the head with your trophy.

  • Yeah, because you know, god forbid this guy didn't go out and spend $3000 to get the top of the line A+ super video camera for your convince right. What and idiot huh, recording things for his own enjoyment while not paying up the ass for a better camera, what a dick huh? I mean, after all you're paying him to do this right, he should have quality up to your standards right? It's not like you could just go watch something else instead of complaining about the video quality right? Stuck up bitch.

  • You win, waddleman.

  • He's rich, he doesnt need the money. We are normal Americans. Not evetyone can afford to go out and spend money on this shit.

  • no your just an ignorant gullible prick who needs to die. Go play in traffic

  • I'm hearing impaired, and I can hear it, wtf is wrong with you?? completely deaf?

  • anybody think it was just a stunt?

  • It's actually pretty funny without understanding most of what he's saying.

  • hahahahaha i was at that show with my dad!

    that was the funniest thing ever!!!

    lewis black is the king of comedy!

  • The curtain falls down at about 1:03, doesn't really look like a life-threatening situation to me.. :p

  • the main beam of a large curtain weighs alot. if you get hit while it's moving at that speed you'll get knocked out at the very least, if not crack your skull.

  • Oh, yes; "almost gets killed". That would be like getting killed by a garage door.

  • no joke- that happened at a theater in Grand Rapids, MI a couple years ago...

  • is that david letterman laughing out there?

  • what's the name of this act?

  • can't hear a damn thing

  • It's a great word! You can use it for anything. Yea know what I'm fucking saying?

  • Absofuckinglutely!!!!! It is the best and most versitile word in the english language. Everyone should say it more often. :)

  • Fuck fucky fucker fucked fuckeroo!

  • Fuck yeah! Fuck this fucking comment. Ever fucking noticed how you can put fuck in the midfuckingiddle of a word and it still fucking works? LMAO FUCK!

  • As my friends and I say to one another, "Hey, fuck."

  • What's wrong with fuck?

  • "Sorry Mr. Black, just decided we should keep you on your toes, just in case Bush Realizes your a risk to his Biblical apocalypse rituals."

  • that shit is heavy. i work on a stage every day, and i know... if shit is designed not to move... ITS HEAVY. and trust me, even if someone is lowering it, if you dont know its coming and it hits you - and i know this from experience - IT HURTS LIKE HELL

  • Notice how a train looks to be going slow from far away?

    Same principle dipshit

  • annoying laugh? it's cleveland, the mistake on the lake. what a shithole.

  • would've been nice if you make out anything.

    there is always some goober with a retarded laugh drowning everything out.

  • o wow he would have paid 5 bucks for a bottle of tylonal for the headache and then made millions telling jokes bout it

  • I dunno. Usually there is a metal pole to keep the tapestry from swaying *As much as it could with that weight*. If that has a metal pole, it would have been pretty painful with the rate it was dropping.

  • actually that looks like the fire curtain. I can tell you from experience those things are heavy and meant to desend VERY quickly. That would have done him damage

  • WOW...that laugh is horrid...couldnt even watch the damn video.. jesus christ 0_0

  • Most, annoying, laugh, ever.

  • what the shit...how did that almost kill him?

  • that shit is fucking big.. it probably would have hit him unconcious lolx

  • haha the guy Thats filming.. His laugh is just lovely, makes me laugh even though i cant hear what lewis is saying

  • Can't make out half of what  he is saying after 2:00 in

  • its doubtful

  • Did anyone maybe think that this could have been on purpose?

  • ya i did to

  • thank god that guy saved him, if he hadn't how would i ever laugh again

  • "That was like exercise for me" lol

  • it was the Phantom of the Opera

  • Maybe they're trying to silence Lewis because he's telling it like it is! :-o

  • Who the fuck was the Flymaster? I want that man's HEAD!!! That wasn't a falling Cyc, that was a DESCENDING cyc!!! (I am a stage tech and Flymaster as well. I know what I'm talking about)

  • Hahaha, this was on my birthday. And I live close to Cleveland.

  • so it was YOU!

  • Uh, no. I wasn't even there.

  • oh, darn

  • Subtitles or script anyone? I couldn't here most of what he was saying.

  • I was there, its was the bet show ever.

  • It hasn't made me more happy in my life to see him run last second.

  • Hahahaha LOL! "Wait.. what is that?" (Stands in the way staring.)

  • He is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny!

  • "I cant get a boner again! Thats my thing..file suit, 'Oh yeah, somebody hit my car from the side back door and I cant get an erection'. LMAO!!!

  • Maybe the Jeeeeeeeeeeesus crowd was out to get him!

  • Didn't understand most of it, some subtitles would be nice.

  • hahah! Even the curtain thought he was too funny!

  • "Just push it one more step and then you Christians can kill me."...LMAO!!!! I still wouldnt have wanted to have seen him get hurt in ANY way, even if it was just a bruise on his head. Ive done some minor theater and I know some of those curtains would knock your ass out if you got hit by them! Obviously, Lew knew that as well!!!"Well FUCK, I could have DIED!" LOL!

  • wtf lol

  • Even though this is funny, I agree with PMFRMAIA. The worst that could've happened was that he would get a little bruse on his head. As PMFRMAIA said, you're overexagerating. Funny, though.

  • lol, "so much for the christmas bit."

  • haha this is hilarious! But i would love some captions...

  • yeah seriously

    transcript anyone? I'd do it myself if i knew what he was saying

  • haha i was there i remember this....

  • LOL XD

    I Can't stop laughing!!

    And then he just bursts out with "Fuck"

  • hahaha... i love how he can make 5 minutes of jokes out of something like that on the spot, what a master. i'd love some caption to know everything he says.

  • you just have to crank the audio... and when he walks away from the mic... use your imagination :-p

  • Okay so it probably wouldn't have killed him. It would surely would have knocked him out, and he would definitely be hurting.

  • It doesnt look like it broke loose. It looks like it was a batton that was being lowered purposefully. Automatic batton control lower at about that speed. It sounds to me like the batton control guy didnt like him.

  • actually the curtin is weighed down by a heavy metal bar that runs the lenght of the curtin... it would have knocked him the f* out...

  • i love when everyone is saying "look out" "lou look out."

  • Very funny... but what does he say from 2:22 to 2:35?

  • I was there!! That was hilarious.

  • OMG i was at this show too ! That was a great show and that was soo funny when the curtan came down ! thanks so much for posting !!