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  • If you want to fix the problem securing the southern border, you have to fix mexico, because nobody is going to stay in a broke ass country where you have corrupt pigs shaking the citizens down or evil drug dealers likte the Zetas ruling the country. Help them establish an economy of their own instead of giving our economy to them and make them safe and thriving in their own country and i promie you they will stop coming to the U.S., they see us as a goldmine which is why they come here.

  • @lonewolf19792000 absolutely right...if they had their economy prospering in their own country , they would not come here because there would be a goldmine in their own country..the trouble is also that people in these other countries dont want their people to prosper because they are threatened by it and some of them think slave labor and enslavement of their citizens is more profitable than collecting taxes because if they have control, who needs money? money is just a propaganda tool

  • @lonewolf19792000 i was seing also about how China and other countries are deliberately keeping the value of their currency low to keep their people dependant on government...thats where this country (the USA) is headed now with its deliberate undermining of economy, they need an economic downturn so they can buy property up cheap they dont want to completely destroy the world because theres no way to spend money in a dead world, they would bring the economy back to resell what they steal

  • Before the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • America really needs to wake up, That's very true :).

  • He is perfectly right :)

  • @Thegthatkillsall

    He is extremely right. waaaay too far right, in fact. A thoughtless conservative dumbshit.

  • What a dumb fuck -.-

  • CN4P

  • Everybody was Kung Foo Fightin' ......Everybody was Evangelisin' ..dodo dodo dada dud doo doo

  • THE THINGS HE SAYS IS TRUE YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What a fucking idiot. I can't believe I thought this guy was cool. -_____-

  • fuck chuck,he`s a bitch

  • nasty communists yes commmunists are always nasty nazism can pass but leftist or anarchist cannot great sieg heil is good but international song is bad yes wake up america and destroy your goverment becouse it will destroy you

  • what a dumb fuck!

  • I'm British, I would have moved to America, Chuck Norris didn't want me to, i now live in orbit...

  • one way to get our country back is first it the people that needs to change. We have give this greed and power to the government.by not holding them accountable.

  • Chuck Norris is stupid.

  • @singfarm

    REPENT!

  • @singfarm HOW DARE YOU!!!!

  • @singfarm *Chuck Norris jumps out of wardrobe, and roundhouse kicks you in the face"

  • I agree with the corrupt government part, but illegal immigration? Did the Native Americans secure the borders before we took over this land?

  • @boardercity1 exactly dumbass , and look that turned out good for the natives huh ?

  • some of you on here are just plain stupid this man speaks the truth.

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  • Chuck can go fuck himself

  • Jesus Christ I had no idea just how deluded and full of sh** Chuck really was! Guy must have took too many blows to the head. I will say this for the man: He's got a FINE ass wife!!!

  • everyone that click dislike has died

  • America: we like Norris, and we like Norris sometimes, we like God, we like thinking about it, we have a lot of people out there who are celebrities and make too much money, though that's ok, since we buy them up, and we like it when they sound smart, but we want truth, but with the brother/sister of America! We may kill the rest/wrest of the world.

    Fuck this mindset and the boat it came on. Shoot every influential celebrity, leader, stupid person in power.

    I'm sorry, I'm mad.

    Ron Paul 2012

  • @sebastianquilt keep praying for rain

  • Chuck Norris for Government Assassin!

    

  • Someone needs to ship this. 

  • Chuck norris jokes are beast. but jesus parables are cooler...

  • He should name his book for " Blind black patriotism " !!

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  • I nearly lost all my respect for chuck.. I'm sad now..

  • @BeatBay Get over it! The most influencial and creative people are religious, contrary to your screwed up fantasies.

  • Chuck is still the man

  • Somebody tell him that hip replacements weren't in the gospels, please.

  • Chuck Norris is on his third wife. Why is he on the crazy christian channel?

  • what a boss

  • Chuck Norris is no longer awesome.

  • He still is a badass.

  • With a wife that pretty,I bet it's not just the Total-Gym that keeps him in shape.

  • His wife looks a bit like an Altmer, or High Elf. Damn Thalmor...

    Anyway. I don't care if he's christian, or not. But to Hel (notice one L) with him for being on Pat Robertson's show.

  • Half the people or more who commented are ignorant. They say Chuck sucks, and his ideas are idiotic. That is ridiculous, Instead of saying how bad the idea is, how about we look at how ignorant we are at whats going on Right now. US OWES SO MUCH MONEY TO CHINA, one of the largest debts in the world. THE ECONOMY only is getting worser. Divorces are 50% and rising each and every year in US. Marriages are decreasing more and more every year now. We can't win this war anymore! So much ignorance.

  • its hard to believe that chuck is really old and yet looks young

  • @mrprettyricky3000 god can do a lot of blessings for those who have faith in him.

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  • What channel is The Christian Broad-Casting Net-Work on?

    I live in Illinois & have AT&T U-Verse.

  • Chuck Norris for president!

  • Chuck Norris commited Adultery when his wife was preganant with his first child been divorced, had numerous affairs, Trains in Martial Arts and teaches it and Martial Arts Originated from India and China from Hindu/Buddhist/Tao teachings which his relgion say they are false and goes on national tv telling us we should follow his relgion and it should be taught in schools even though America is a Seperation of Church and State and Married a Women much younger

  • Thumbs up, who else gained even more respect for Chuck after watching this.

  • A typical mix of American drama and chauvinism doused with religious bull-Scheiss. No room for such people in an intelligent and progressive world. Sod off, Chuck! (And take Pat with you)

  • Chuck Norris just losed against logic...

  • @Ben1987X You losed against grammar.

  • @gnrledzep4eva You losed yourself poopypants! Te suis stupido! Je bent zelf een gekke gerrit!

  • @Ben1987X "Losed" isn't a word. And you just called me poopypants. You're a 5 year old who needs to start watching hooked on phonics. I think I've proved my point.

  • @gnrledzep4eva Put poopypants is! You're a 4 year old! HA you losed! You are one big loser! And no a very insulting word in my language to you: Je bent een poepbroek! Your are a poopypants!

  • @Ben1987X Good one. You win.

  • @gnrledzep4eva awesome! :D then you are not longer a poopypants but a cleanpants!

  • My plan is too secure the boarder...2 words: Chuck. Norris. lmfao

  • Christian roots? Anyone with fundamnetal knowlegde about the founding fathers knows they founded USA on secular principles based on the Age of Enlightenment because they had seen what happens in societies based on religious principles and how muck harm lamebrained biblethumpers like Chuck can do. Chuck.... You suck!

  • Treaty of Tripoli, Chuck. Ron Paul 2012. Most sane candidate out of all of these bums.

  • @infinitemcnuggets i lold

  • I never cared for all the stupid ass norris jokes. Now learning that he's a brainless conservative, socialist, bible thumer makes me hate him more. And I'm not just referring to at.

  • 4:20 - 4:30 "Chuck Norris Facts are part of God's Plan"....never heard so much bullshit in 10sec

  • @kcido14 Its not part of God's Pland it was in Gods contract, he had 2 make them or Chuck would fire him

  • I like Chuck, but his political standpoint is shitty. Separation of church and state exists for a reason.

  • @xBeastSyndrome yeah and the state is doing really well

  • @reeceagodwin Yet that has actually nothing to do with the separation of church and state. The states would be doing poorly either way.

  • @xBeastSyndrome and look where that got us after all this years. Economy sucks, We can't beat these terrorists no matter how much advantage we have over those punks. People are so ready to diss the idea of it, why don;t you look at how much debt we owe china right now from doing the seperation of church and state, and things are still getting worse.

  • So you want us to pray to your god so he will fix all our problems?

  • @xBeastSyndrome While I will admit I am a christian, no, thats not all I want us to do, because that won't get rid of the problems, We need to fire half of the lazy idiots in the white house who are gaining money for themselves out of this, we need families to actually start spending time together, I would personally say they make it into a law that at least one day of the week should be spent with the family. Hate is one of the main problems I see everyday in US. And why is cursing okay?

  • @NewHopeist sorry if im typing a lot of stuff but there is so much that needs to be fixed. The main thing being the economy of course. As for praying to my god, Christianity was the first original religion of the US, and was the basis for the or what helped made the ammendments.

  • @NewHopeist It's impossible for such a law to exists, and I don't see how that would fix anything anyway. Cursing is fine, they are words, exactly the same as any other word.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Thats where the problem starts, right there, cursing wasn't fine back in the 1900's and words aren't just words. Alot of kids grow up to be criminals, or insane maniacs by the curse words they hear and see around them. I can almost guarantee to you at least half of the criminals in prison grew up with bad childhoods being told or influenced by curse words, and the parents or people who told it to them, thought its okay, they're just words. Wrong. The tounge is like a sword.

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  • @NewHopeist Are you kidding me? A word is just a word, no way around it. Sure, being around a ton of cursing can cause someone to take up the habit of cussing, but that's only bad if you are so immature that you can't handle words that you don't like. Nobody is a criminal because their daddy said fuck one too many times.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Well obviously most of the people now adays are too immature to handle it then. As for nobody is a criminal because of their dads cursing, that definitly can be proven false if you go have a personnal talk with one of them.

  • @NewHopeist No. Just wow, no. Cussing has NOTHING to do with criminal activity. It can be involved but it is not any where near the primary reason. Cussing is a legitimate form of communication. They are either strong adjectives, or descriptive nouns, mostly. They serve their purpose well.

  • @xBeastSyndrome would you you like to go have a personal talk with an abused child who got verbally abused and cursed at one two many times by their dad and wants to kill them for a revenge. I don't blame any kids who have those thoughts, because their influential at a young age and their dad is the one being immature in using that language. As for Cursing, why you can't even spell it right. The way you just spelled it even proves it isn't a legitimate form of language. Its just hate.Face it

  • @NewHopeist Cussing is the same thing as cursing. I've put up with your lack of brain cells long enough. I don't know why I waste my time talking to you. Everything you say seems like it comes from a 10 year old who thinks he can fix the worlds problems. Well sorry, you can't. You're just as blind as Chuch Norris.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Actually no, you sound like all the other lame politicians, All talk, no action. Only difference is they at least lie about it. You just sit on your butt, and try to insult others. End of story, sorry for trying to explain to a jerk.

  • @NewHopeist If you don't want to be insulted, don't be a retard. It's sad I even have to tell you that.

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  • @xBeastSyndrome If you don't want to be seen as a negative person, don't say anything at all. Esp. when you choose to not even give any of your own solutions to help fix the problem. Good bye and god bless, and if you have no faith, then peace be with you.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Glad you agree, then hopefully you'll agree that sharia law is wrong seeing as how thatb defies that.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Separation of Church and state was a term used by Thomas Jefferson and is not something built into any US government document, article, etc ... . It also has nothing to do with the banning of religious ideas. What is in the bill of rights however is freedom of religion which has been seriously violated in the US. People get sued for wishing someone a merry christmas, US has become ridiculous.

  • The Total Gym freaking rocks! Buy it if you want a good exercise machine. I've been using it off and on for 10 years now. 

  • He's a Follower of Christ, he has a family and a unique life. This ox has everything! God bless him.

  • jesus christ u christens are retarded xD THEY TOOK OUR CHUCK!!... well guess he was worthless with hes new hip anyway.. no more epic roundhouse chuck kick's anymore... fucking dumb to believe in any religion what so ever

  • @Mistatutoke

    All I read from your comment was "DEEEERPA HEEERPA DUUUUUURP".

    I bet that's how you sound too.

  • I used to love to watch Chuck,when he did"nt preach. chuck ,I guess you"re through screwing all the starlets in Hollywood,and now you're trying to be right. We gave u a permit to act,and u did only karate. I love karate,but wheres the acting? Can u give numbnuts a chop,Please?

  • America need prayer endeed...

  • Hokey religion's and ancient weapon's are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.....

  • This is sad :( I lost my hero :(

  • Pat Robertson is a moron. I don't understand how this guy is on t.v. or how anyone is actually a fan of his.

  • Chuck norris has a ton of good ideas to get the economy back but to many people are pissy about his religon

  • Steel wool comes from chuck norris' pubes

  • bruce lee belived in jesus too assholes.

  • CBN is a festering diseased boil on the face of America. The owner can pocket non profit $, claim to be a prophet, to leg press 2000lbs, say we should nuke the State dept., use his "religious donations" to fund mining of African blood diamonds, call for assassinations, etc etc. Yet he still has a channel a vast fortune and a career.

    Chuck Norris is an ultra right wing extremist and a bigot. Check out his articles on World Net Daily. The best Chuck Norris joke ever told is Chuck himself!!

  • @smellyarmpit24 I have a small dick too. Sorry I assumed your dick was huge... I didn't mean it.

  • @smellyarmpit24 Your balls smell because when you had to shit you had a boner so you leaned forward to get your dick in the bowl. But now you asshole is lurking above your hanging balls and you shit on them. Now you must wipe your ball sack. Shitty balls.

  • @smellyarmpit24 O ya? Retard.

  • @smellyarmpit24 He is not an atheist and doesn't see the world for what it really is, there for, he is deluded. Retard.

  • At 01:54 Chuck has to look down at his notes to read what his response would be. Way to go Chuck, you must really believe in what you say in order to use cheat notes. You should do what Palin does and write the notes on your hands.

    .....

    I wish that I could snap my fingers and have Chuck be 28 years old and have him fight any number of thousands of name MMA fighters that would wipe the floor with this douchebag.

    .....

    Chuck wants to incarcerate millions of illegals, Chuck you are a douchebag.

  • Damn joke, i am disappoint, you are officially insane.

  • Damn, his wife's hot.

  • so the man made hip is better than his "god" hip rofl

  • Chuck Norris Black belt douchebag makes up his own facts about the founding fathers!

  • @atheresa666 BRAINWASHED MOTHERFUCKER

  • *Proverbs 10:17- "He who heeds discipline shows the way to life, but whoever ignores correction leads others astray."

  • Norris is known for his punching and kicking, not for his brain. That's evident.

  • Chuck is a slave to somebody else opinion.

    Jesus is DEAD and he will never return from the dead, 21st May proven it.

    Bible, god and other are based on the inventor's imaginary friends and invention.

    Leprechaun was a person's idea, Mermaid was a person's idea,

    God does go the same, A person's idea.

    He is a great actor but an Atheist-hating bigot.

    Also he hangs with this piece of shit antisemitic bigot racist hick Sean Hannity.

  • When Chuck Norris argues theology, he isn't pushing himself up, he is pushing logic and common sense down.

  • You are a terrible Christian Norris. You are imposing your religious belief. BTW, this nation was founded on Catholics who were escaping from religious prosecution.

  • look at all you hypocrites below - you people loved chuck norris prior to coming to this video, and here's a guy who Loves God, and doesn't shy away from it. And you people no longer "like" him or "Respect" him because he believes that there must be a God, and that he found him, and he loves us. Your logic makes me feel ill.. literally ill.

  • @Reinpret Jeez, poor Chuck!

    All those hits he took to the head have finally got to him. This is disappointment; I grew up admiring this guy. It's one thing if the average, weak-minded Joe gives in to his misguided credulity and embraces Christianity, but Chuck Norris??

  • @TryTheRedPill - i take it, you don't agree.

  • @Reinpret Thank you

    

  • @Reinpret because "god" is an illogical thought, i thought chuck norris could never be illogical. it makes me ill.....literally ill

  • @MrMacDarra - considering you likely believe we came from pond scum and blind chance, you have no reason to think that anything you just said was logical. Logic cannot exist without God, you just shot yourself in the arse. try again.

  • @Reinpret I mean the evidence pointing towards it helps a little. the complete lack of evidence for god and the fact that you believe in it makes me feel bad for you. try again

  • @MrMacDarra - your faith is remarkable, and make no mistake thats what it is. To believe that the various carbon decay rates are a constant.. i applaud that faith. i truly do.

  • @Reinpret It's not faith when it is based on evidence. Do some research, then come talk to me. Until then, enjoy your shackled life to an invisible man in the sky that grants wishes and destroys the world and innocent people at the same time. Oh and i forgot, he created a place of fire that he created to burn you in if you don't obey him, but remember, he loves you ever so dearly.

  • @Reinpret I applaud THAT faith, I truly do

  • @Reinpret

    "Your logic makes me feel ill.. literally ill."

    well go see a doctor then. there's nothing hypocrical about not wishing the religious superstitions of a bad actor stuffed down one's throat.

  • @Reinpret, no, not because he loves god but but because he wants to shove that god down our throats with new laws. Tard.

  • @ndyt - lol how do you end up on these videos? you and your people are a sad bunch. I don't know maybe it's just me, but you seem to be a pretty confident lacking atheist if you keep frequenting these videos. What is wrong with you? people like you baffle me.

  • Neil Degrasse Tyson On Religion taught in schools

    watch?v=5FTSylWy7U8

    Proving Atheism Is True

    watch?v=NviLvMRbGoE

  • @ndyt - here's another thought, form your own opinion, don't cite me videos of your fav atheist. I do not have absolute knowledge, which is why my faith in Christ was real when I made the educated decision to trust in him. Because I had no absolute knowledge of the universe.My brain and heart mind you, came to the inevitable assurance that what I believe is truth.

  • @ndyt What you as an atheist will not understand is how faith turned into assurance, because of those who weighed what they know and see clearly. That is the best way I can say it. whether you agree or not.

  • @Reinpret, assurance from nothing is nothing. It is just a delusion.

  • @Reinpret Same reason you end up on these videos, sir. Same. Exact. Reason.

  • @Reinpret We don't have a problem with him loving gods. We have a problem with him trying to force it on us in schools and government.

  • @Reinpret God thinks you suck, because you're not Chuck Norris. See you in hell, sucker!

  • @briank477 - he said that about me? you should hear what he said about you. he said he loved you. I guess i'm out.

  • @Reinpret Our logic? Your logic is fucking retarded. Us atheists obviously have more logic than you religious nuts ever will. Fuck Chuck Norris, fuck Pat Robertson, and Fuck God.

  • @Reinpret You're really missing the point here. People generally only like the Chuck Norris facts, that's what's being watched on YouTube. People don't like him after seeing this, simply because his and his wife's views are complete and utter bullshit. Their idea of "the right path" is implementing religious indoctrination into schools. That's like going back in time. Society needs science, not some ancient religion.

  • @Reinpret

    Don't you know American atheists are the most ignorant people on earth?

  • @Reinpret ... You aren't serius right?

  • @chaincells - which part?

  • @Reinpret You are saying it is right to let so many people think God is real just because he is famous? Come on..

    When I was 6 I already understood religion is based on a lot of bullshit, and just because humans need the feeling they belong to something they keep 'following' it. But come, grow up. Don't religious people have brains? What do they do when they want to know something?

    Everything has a cause so there must be a uncaussed cause' like ..

    sigh.

  • @chaincells Isn't science just like religion in itself? There are laws, you believe in them don;t you? Science in itself is just a hypocrite for another form of religon. Ik because I used to be athiest, Ive read the books, both christianity and some basic science theories, and in the end their both telling me what to believe in.

  • @NewHopeist Science and Religion don't contradict each other, but in many cases they both involve believing in what someone else says (i.e. Faith). I'm an Engineer and have taught Math at the University level, until recently I believed in Einstein's theory of relativity, followed the math, accepted it as common knowledge, then 2 years ago it was proved to be inaccurate. At some level everyone is relying on what someone else has said.

  • @lion575 what do you believe in now then? are you non religious? or do you follow a certain group. No matter what you answer your words are true though. Wether in science or religion, we are relying on what another says.

  • @NewHopeist Well I'm an Engineer so I believe in science in so much as its a creation of man to measure, describe, and calculate within the physical universe we live in. However Their is no contradiction between science and religion (Gravity doesn't disprove god,, if anything it would prove god - physical system with rules implies intelligent design - like a computer program). I think the idea that Science contradicts religion is put forth by those who dont know anything about Science.

  • @lion575 The supreme court disagrees with you. Also, I was reading your comments and I disagree with your statements that science and religion don't contradict each other. Well, in some respects they don't, but your point about science having faith is just false. You have to have faith to believe in fairly tales, but you do not need faith to believe in say, gravity. Why? Because it's testable. Religion is based around believing ancient texts that hold not water when put to scientific tests.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Do you think all religious based stories are fairy tales? Do you think Alexander the Great was real? Their are no non greek writers who mentioned him within 50 years of his lifetime. Is he a fairy tale, or do you have faith that he existed?

  • @lion575 Do I really have to define what faith is again? It's COMPLETE faith. Do I trust them, sure, but do I totally trust them, NO. So that's not faith. If you think Alexander the Great wasn't real then you seriously have problems. There is a ton more evidence to support his story as opposed to any religion, ever. I also never said anything created itself, so you should probably just stop assuming things.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Is it a fairy tale that the universe is a physical system with 4 fundamental forces electromagnetic fields, weak interaction, strong interaction, and gravitation? And that they all have finite constants (like any physical engineering system). By your definitions of Faith or testable knowledge (whichever you choose), do you believe that a physical system just spontaneously created itself? If you do, you are alone, because no physicist or engineer in the world would back you.

  • @lion575 Also, faith is defined as "Complete trust or confidence in someone or something." Well, that has no place in science. Any real scientist would know that.

  • @xBeastSyndrome Sounds to me like you don't know much about Science or Religion. When you get on a 777 Do you have faith that the Engineers at boeing new what they were doing? I know 2 of the Aerospace Engineer team leaders on the project, they are both Catholic, do you trust their judgement? What is your definition of a "Real Scientist"? Charles Dawkins who has zero background in Math or Physics and Only a degree in Evolutionary biology which is categorization (like anthropology).