How to get a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[MarissaRingwell1998]

i have his number i text him all the time and he thinks im kool funny and nice and i think the sme of him he is rly open and i think he likes me cuz he asked me to send a pic of me to him and then said it was his brother but his bro is one so not possible but i rly want to date him he is so sweet funny and he is not a douch bag like all the other guys at school!!! i am so flipping out i wish i could just read his mind uhggg

[inmamata]

Add step six - Have uninhibited sex with them 3-4 times a day .

Thumbs up if you think this will result in a happy boyfriend ^_^

[megerbean123]

LMFAO THIS IS FUNNAA

[bratney1223]

i talk to him i got his number we r really close friends but i want to be more thses dont work

[AdidasDiva1]

classy rules...

..and they' re true!!

[imghostofsparta1]

your kawakii!!

[blizzard7502]

you are sooo freakin cute!!! omg! i love you! lol no homo!

[WaterBoyOnDaRise]

you have a weird accent. where are you from?

[smileyblackpannther]

LOL dont throw up? Your eyes are pretty! maybe i can get a boyfriend with contacts =D

[deny12222333]

You are so funny like it.!

[sammylilee]

haha your hilarious!!!! :) 

[MyKelvin15]

she sound like that Asian girl from king of the hill

[californiagirls56]

@MyKelvin15  Hell yea!

[MrTamaster92]

Damn your cute

[shineeFANlovers]

LOLOL

[9pinklily]

YOU SO FUNNAY!!!!!!!!

[Janasheen91]

Lol aww you two are so cute!! Love ur vid

[SuperSnooki14]

lol ur cute :)

[VietMylan]

Lol you made me laugh at step 3

[shb00]

im going to find u .. and give u a rose...maybe

[negima50001]

he is hot what is his phone number

[candismiller123]

don't offend us emos thats defensive

[candismiller123]

don't offend us emos thats defensive

[yJboO]

ssssssssllllllllluuuuuuuuuuttt­ttttttttttt!

[vidette21saved]

URE SO CUTE LOOOL

NO HOMO

[ILoveSheriffWoody919]

my secret crush but best friend in life sees me laugh makes him smile

[erm1223]

Do one for 11 kids!!

[Oty3d]

Haha, cool video.

I was told complimenting the hair works.

I did a skit about it with a friend who is part japanese.

Please comment on it, I'm not sure if it works.

[glg111]

your funny but yet stupid

[h2ofanx10]

I am emo, I do hate my life, and I do cut myself, and yet this really hot guy I like likes me back, he told me.

[mermaid41000]

silly

i am death

[HaiSamfa]

I'm from Hawaii too:3

[MRSpari2]

i shit you not

[AhadM1111]

Piffff

[ilandsnow]

you are funny !

[lynnforever1]

She is so stupid all you have to do is talk to him and get him to actually be himself around you then you get comfortable around him then ask him out.

[TalaMary]

You have like perfect teeth,

[DarknessInVivian6]

Wait, I just looked it up in the phone book.

[swimbeauty101]

u r so ugly

[DarknessInVivian6]

I just need his number now.

[maliakr]

I'm half Korean too

[98laurell]

OMg ur from Hawaii ... So am I !!!

[newevo8]

umm im a guy im looking for japanese girlfriend

[sugarnspice398]

wtf?



[melindaFive]

ok I'M goning to tell you why this would never work in my case....1 I'M BLACK 2 I'M BLACK 3 I'M BLACK 4 I'M BLACK AND LAST AND FOR MOST! I'M BLACK SO THEIR YOU HAVE IT . THIS ONLY WORKS FOR WOMEN OF OTHER RACES.

[iAltereeego1]

@melindaFive

how can it not work for people our race?

we're basically the same as any other person except color wise.

[miahmiahboo1]

@melindaFive I KNOW THATS RIGHT !!

[ImaMonsterxx]

omg... LOLOLOL!!! just.. LOLOLOL

[melindaFive]

@computers435 let me guess what your sickness is ?........self loath?

[xoxohayleyy1]

haha your boyfriend is sooo cute (:

[ang3zy187]

It you see this and your a hot girl im single XD!!!

[sneekergirl1]

@100mydoglovesme your saying @EYEShadowANDliner is a looser wth im not an emo but im pretty fond of the style im guessing ur a chav so grow up get a life and stop hating on people your so pathetic to just go around trollin on other peoples stuff arg grow up and thats comming from a 14 year old

[ShidanTaishou]

That guy was paid to do that...lol I want my money back(*｀へ´*)

[whatsgoingon07]

she's so adorable....damn dont know if she's consenting age

[lolbetchplease]

You are gorgeous !

[DazzlingElectric]

I don't really want to smile... Braces... Buuuut I do think the guy already likes me, I say hi and talk to him a lot and I find him looking at me a lot :) but I think one of my BEST FRIENDS is jealous!! She was sitting behind him because I felt like sitting with someone else and when I told her she was like "pssh no he wasn't I was sitting behind him the whole time he wasn't looking at you" and she likes him and says he likes her but I think she's lying. She might be mad if I ask him out. Help

[MsSeaKittens]

@DazzlingElectric Braces are cute! Be confident.

[PsychoticMilitant]

@DazzlingElectric braces arent ugly last summer i went out with a girl with braces for the whole summer just try he ll probably say yes if u ask him out

[crazylina95]

this was funny haha..like it :)

[lover98216]

Wow I'm emo:)

[MotherGoddess100]

you are so funny.

[jasmineflores131]

hey i like this boy at my school and his name is denzel i really like him but he dont really like me what should i do? btw, he said he already got a girlfriend

[AmyJoeey]

I love you you are great haha !

[2Cool4YouuX]

haha ur pree cool and funny!! xx

[manga788]

Awww...you two are so cute together! :D

[xxAlliexx100]

Oh wow really? Emo part is offensive just because they aren't preppy like you?:)

[FabulousHeart1]

If you wanna get your boyf back come check out my video. I also have really cute dance tips.tehehe stay fabulous guys<3

[PandaStar071]

@Kooba21 I have advice...Loose weight! Get a new diet! Join the gym! There are many ways! n all of this could be for bigger people aswell!

[Jennyz112]

@PandaStar071 uhm, thats incredibly rude

[manikinns12345]

wow its funny but not funny



[JayDCorelli]

Hahah i love this emo kid Haha

[misssam9323]

lllllllllllllllooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll­lllllll

[folowthewhiterabbitX]

virgin.

[koolcat222]

hahah ur s funny in a good way and u have such a great personaltiy maybe i should try that... but what if that sertain person doesnt like u ?

[ChaosSpitz]

this is good but i do that but he still don`t like me

[112cla]

you are cute

[Thenewkid024]

hahaha oh yeah i bet you get "sandwiches" all the time

[justinbieberlove1618]

i have a tooth coming in it is my third top tooth to the left how am i supposed to smile!

[MJrememberthetime]

i dont wnat 2 smile, braces.........

[deepak1634]

actions is good also good voice

[xBabyEllax]

Haa you make me laugh , loved this :L

[kooba21]

I guess no one gives advice for the fat girl... I guess there really isnt a guy out there for everyone... Puts paper bag over head.

[AlysonPogue2]

@kooba21 just because you are a little chubby doesn't mean guys won't go out with you i am a little chubby and went out with my guy friend and i bet you are beautiful. (=

[kooba21]

@AlysonPogue2 lol you are not chubby dont be silly

[Trapmaster404]

Look ladies all you got to do and all you got to do

1. No who you might can get. If you ugly, fat, and smell like shit don't try to pull the top boy at your school.

2. Lower your standards a bit

3. Don't fuck with someone you know already has a girl

Go up to a boy and say boldly and firmly

"I likes ya" "And i want cha" "now we can do this the easy way or the hard way so the choice is yours"

trust me unless he's gay or 25% of a man like me you got him if not KO him & fuck em on the spot

[jeang13]

thumbs up if you think guys should wear enuf colone or axe (idk how to spell) that you should be able to smell them from atleast 4feet haha i luv wen guys wear alot of axe considering if they do sports they tend to sweat :P alrighty guys out there wear ALOT of axe <3

[drewman511]

go fuck your mom you pussey licker cunt licker!!! two eyed PICE OF SHIT!!!!

[drewman511]

FREAK TWO EYED PICE OF SHIT!!

[vincnet11]

haha both ur eyes are kinda far ahead from your nose kinda looks weird.

[billymck123]

for age 12 to 13 ask him out or esey ask me out

[FrancyC26]

I barely know any guys. Let alone acually crush on someone!!!!

[XcacophonousharmonyX]

kay you're weird

[MusicalTori1995]

Dont dis on Emo people! <3

[Arnella09]

ill never get a bf boys r too hard... :(

[keeizdabomb]

hahahahahahahahah your soooooooooooooooooooo funny

[autywon]

this is tooo harrddd! :'(

especially the "talking" part.

[xxxLOVELOVERxxx]

omg ur korean!! yay and i live in hawaii too!!

[FallingAtTheSeams]

I love how your so energetic! :D

[tinkerbella541]

First of all not all boys like girls with blonde hair now that's prejudice cauz I have black hair and I'm black and a boy likes me so?! Dahhh I bet all of y'all white

[taetalaga]

you looks like alien..your eyes are too far apart

[megagagnon1]

love me long time?

[jessrohd1]

wat will u say wen u r talking to him

[Strawburry21]

OMG you are sooo. Cute and your boyfriend is hot!

[1340hood]

lol you ryt about the emo stuff!! u really prtty n u eye brws are thin!!!! but u really funny n love ur voice

[JackandSallyTNBC]

Fuck you're emo hating comments and go fuck yourself

[evanericsenliman]

funny

[rhia1001]

lol

[angelnoi]

if there is bloopers u were faking.Lier!



[bibyjoe123]

no a fence ur eyes are to far upart

[speaktheworld]

@bibyjoe123 Better than having eyes that are too close together

[MrZetuu]

girls are good at cooking ,cleaning.and vagina !

[ChandaMandaPanda]

This was kind of dumb, but still adorable.

[robiscool09]

5 steps, Butter the bread, put the meat on the bread, put cheese on the bread, put sauce on the bread, put second piece of bread on top. BOOM.

[Superduper11211]

errrrr y you swearing for

[martjalartistvannabe]

your head is reallly funny shaped, no offence xD

[WoohooILoveDolphins]

Pahahaha

Pahaha

Paha

Ok im an asian girl and i usually get annoyed when people go ohh youre so cute or asian girls are so cute! but i just have to say this..

ooooooh she is so kaaaa-uuuute!!!!! :D

[iownabook]

you offended me! >.<

[devilpink777]

this vid is great coz i did it and i got a boyfriend so thx denice i <3 u

[ipodguru12]

first time I thought an asian guy was hot. woah.

[jojodancergirl]

haha :)

[Moomin758]

you are so awesome!

[MarkHarmer]

you prrretty

[annoyingtomato911]

thanx it acually worked my friend asked me out

[19893282]

thank you

[refreshedcola8]

I think dat guys only likes pretty girls ..

[miley372000]

hi that video helpt me get a boyfriend thank you so much for poseting it

[blendon8]

lol funny video,and nice.

[xThexAnimexLoverx]

just let him sit on a couch and put porn on the tv.

he will love you for ever!

[dimondgirlsrule]

this didnt work

[EYEShadowANDLiner]

theres nothing wrong with emos. They are lovely people once you get to know them, hardly any of them are like 'i hate my life, slit slit.' thats just prejudice and just plain ignorant,

Me, im an anime fan and a lot of people prejudge me 'weirdo' 'creep' etc, but i claim i know more/would make a better wife than all the other girls inn my school.

[RooAcademy]

@EYEShadowANDLiner : TRUE DAT!

[100mydoglovesme]

@EYEShadowANDLiner

if you voted thumbs up for this then your an emo

[EYEShadowANDLiner]

@100mydoglovesme if you are as pathetic as to comment in such a manner, then clearly you yourself must be extreamily unhappy with your life. so why don't YOU go and slit your writs, like a good loser :)

[KpopCookieDough]

I like your boyfriend (:

[SuomiRS]

lol, not gonna work to boys, just relax and be funny and cute ^^

Usually boys are crush on girls, specially all popular/cute/who having blod hair/theyre not fat/funny. ; ) DONT you GIRLS THINK U ALL ARE FAT! :D

All of this readers meybe getting boyfriend, but not boys but... if they want be g@y.

[hrose66]

@SuomiRS this is true im a guy idk why but most guys do find blondes attractive ;D

[brollicon]

first off any girl who looks likes you can easily get a boyfriend do a vid on how to get a girlfriend

[SullyIsPrime]

@carly1rox  your way too picky then

[SullyIsPrime]

lol haha the emo impression is like my freind zoe, she will neer find a boyfreind

[wontonhugz]

thanks for your tips ^^ your adorable that i wanna glomp you haha no homo i swear lol

[tallicadude47]

I'll tell you how to get a boyfriend. 1. Never tap them on the shoulder (that's violation of personal space). 2 Get to the point. Just say hi do you want to go out with me. Pretty bloody simple. If a boy has any remote interest he will never say no.

[harmless1231]

lol YOU

[OriginalYTName]

Shit I fucked up at 2.

Now what? She said the stain will come out but she wont talk to me now.

[theholydevil3000]

love it guys,send more video,keep it up

[msiloveshanedawson1]

lol emo ppl dont cut themselves

[6evorev6]

Here is how it really works

Step 1. All the girls chase after the tiny few numbers of "highly desirable guys"

Step 2. Get treated like shit since the guy has hundreds of women all chasing him

Step 3. Ignore the other 90% of men because they are not like the pop stars you see on TV or celebs in magazines

Step 4. If your hot, enjoy your man, If your fugly, die alone with cats complaining "where are all the good men".

Repeat every generation

[SullyIsPrime]

@6evorev6 hahaha so true

[patchelorox]

1:30 a guy in the back sais hehe she cuts herself

[ARTONY92]

step 1- make sandwich

step 2- present sandwich to male you are interested in

step 3- if male rejects offer for sandwich, he is either gay or you are ugly

[OldBuckeye3000]

@ARTONY92 you should be ashame of your self to say something like that. -thinks to self- {goddamn hes rights}

[ARTONY92]

@OldBuckeye3000- oh god forbid someone makes an offensive joke on youtube *rolls eyes*

[hrose66]

@ARTONY92 lol

[Bakuhatsu233]

@ARTONY92 hahaha lolz epic epic.

[mrmoonknight11]

@ARTONY92 high five thats funny dood

[kakashisasukefreak16]

@ARTONY92 actually, .....yea! KEEP UP THE GOOD ADVICE LOL! :{D

[MJrememberthetime]

@ARTONY92 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nice!

[legok1d]

lol quit watching these videos if you want a boyfriend/girfriend just act normal and comfortable around them and be fun to be around

[mileyjonasniley]

i liked 1:14 when she said can i have your number?lol

[danielito5813]

lmao she is funny haha

[peterben05]

lol .... stupid =)

[chemicallyinbalance]

ur stupid.. for real.. For one your video is for more preppy girls NO OFFENSE. For one i dont understnad why people make these vids becasue different guys like different girls!!!

[SullyIsPrime]

@chemicallyinbalance well at least she can get a guy unlike you

[chemicallyinbalance]

@SullyIsPrime haha ... yah know something i have a boyrfriend been with him for a year and a half... And i have plenty of other guys knocking at my door.. SO DONT FUKIN COME AT ME WEN U DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE!!!

[SullyIsPrime]

@chemicallyinbalance what you mean those troll/demon hybrids

[miniman001]

you have blue eyes!! O.O i like dem! :D

[yamahakazuki]

look hunny with ur look u aint got to do a dam thing u r gorgeous and im not some like 56 year old freak i am 16 and i will say u r fucking gorgeous!!!!!

[BabiieeShaniiee09]

@carly1rox aww lol im sure you will soon

[angielovesblue]

ill think u could get a boyfriend by ur idea but ur funny

[xxSxBxx]

lame but amusing

[AshMkmccartney]

OmG ahahahah u are si funny girl!!!