Demand an #OnionPulitzer: A message from Americans For Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes

[XgokkunX]

Damn you Stephen Forbeck! Or should I say Thomas Porter?! We'll catch you, you sick fuck.

[kazyBarbarian]

this seems so ... legit.thats why its so... funny

[frank3l]

@NateC0le not sure if thats supposed to be a joke or you can't read.... pretty sure its because your an idiot.

[ziomorph]

@frank3l watch your mouth asshole. if you had the iq to comprehend what is presented to you, you would understand what he is saying. I'll save you the embaressment : watch 0:30 to 0:40

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

Thumbs up for how thinks The Onion will receive a Pulitzer

[is771177]

he has been working many hours - he deserves to have it - he is talent - a good song - happy to know from this - +pot +pot. and just that only sweetie HK bring all good news to u - good good for u mr.chok

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

Just give them the fucking prize & lets be done white it

[Juicexlx]

All the dislikes are courtesy of Fox News employees.

[loki0807]

@NateC0le i think he meant 1000 days :s

[CheesyStranger]

Btw, the black woman that appears at 1:18's the same one Louis C.K. porked on his own show. ;p

[rmr355]

Lol @ the newspaper the womans reading

Plant earth doesnt know how to make it any clearer it wants everyone to leave.

lol

[w9j15g]

How about demanding a Nobel Peace Prize for the Onion? You don't have to do anything to deserve one of those.

[YourTeacherLE]

Get me onto the Pullitzer committee and you're in. :-)

[hamiltonjsh]

"i don't want my son growing up in a world where quality isn't recognized with prizes."

hahahaha LOL

[fruitsnacksrock]

The Onion is the only news network that allows me to see how stupid my "friends" on facebook are. If that isn't true journalism, I don't know what is.

[EyequeenCasskulla]

lol, did any1 notice that? "0 videos" from 1:52 - 1:56?

[nlytend1]

But when the onion finally gets the pulitzer as long deserved, everyone else will chalk it up to the possibility of their receiving the award b/c of this and many other ads like it.

[Mr937595]

i picked up a copy of the onion in DC yesterday and it was hilarious (pulitzer edition)

[sAsAk1]

This is hilarious xD

[BMillz720]

1:40 "Planet Earth Doesn't Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave" Rofl

[2dayBlue]

I signed it!

[zellmer]

Whenever you go to Madison you grab the latest copy of the onion. Although it's been a while since I drove down there, they where free and where always great. If a store didn't have a copy of the onion for people you knew the store was crap and to just walk out then and there.

[michaellucianojr]

Has the onion ever paid the entry fee to win the pulitzer? It kinda helps.

[freak12sw12]

@NateC0le I think its just at 1000 issues and they come out with more than one a year.

[teclaaro]

2:05 Awww

[Karlsonas17]

@NateC0le congratulations on considering that 1000 newspaper issues take 1000 years to publish.

[shoney]

@Karlsonas17 1000 days.

[jareedist]

afashp!!

[tomthefunky]

Michelle Obama is Sasquatch. Tell the people.

[RMToebben]

@tomthefunky The people know - if you go to the White House's South Lawn on Wednesdays around midnight, you can see her feeding on a troop of circus midgets.

[tomthefunky]

@RMToebben: Inner-city children I wouldn't have a problem with (be doing the country a favor if you know what I mean) But circus midgets? They bother no one and provide countless hours of joy to people everywhere. She truly is a monster.

[Anubis110]

/signed.

[aha45]

PEW litzer? Pris-TIG-ious? I fucking hate douchnunciations.

[aha45]

PULL itzer, douchebags...

[Lemonskill77]

Lol this is why i love the onion

[eichholz08]

you can do it onion i believe in you

[delcampo03]

hahaha pewletsir

[mdumas43073]

"To deprive them of the Pulitzer Prize is madness. Sheer madness."

For some reason, that's the part that makes my sides ache every time I watch this.

[JoshwithaJ]

The pulitzer is overrated.

[belthazor3457]

Ya know what, people who watch the onion's satire are being given more information and rationalization skills than any other news source filled with biased opinions and omitted facts. If a news source is supposed to make people more intelligent and capable of thinking on their own and seeing past lies, surely the onion is on-top in a legit manner anyway.

Give them a pulitzer - for real.

[MrBigEnchilada]

0:08 was pretty lol....

[MrBigEnchilada]

the onion is surely just as good as the published cartoons on the new york times (or some other newspaper) for its excellence in journalism!!

[liam177]

is anyone else not American but still going to AFAJP.org to upload their own video to END THE TRAVESTY THAT IS The Onion not getting a pulitzer?

[sunal135]

if Steven Colbert can win 3 times, the onion should get one

[Mewkip]

I love this video. <3

[ritualpenguin]

You can have a Pulitzer as soon as you bring back the AVClub!

Or...you can fuck right off!

[manonthemount]

if war criminals like henry kissinger can have nobel peace prizes, the onion should have a pulitzer

[ducx23]

Weiner deserves pulitzer photo !!!

[bnimble603]

...and the Nobel for horticulture should go to Moses Coleman of Toombs County Georgia for inventing the Vidalia Onion!!! Yummie!!

[NewMicroscopicOrder]

"Planet earth doesn't know how to make it any clearer it wants everyone to leave"

[RougeWaterPoloPlayer]

I DEMAND IT



[TonyMark25]

AFAJ*spits*P!

[TheVozderazon]

1:41 pope vows to crack down on crime in vatican city slum

[bambapabbi]

AFAJP!!

[butcherboy2008]

@NateC0le It's 1000 issues. 1000 Weekly issues.

[midstarify]

2:05 lol

[bodeezy]

If the pulitzer is decided by such a despicable group, why would you want the award?

[Ecxelior]

1:41 Planet Earth Doesn't Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave

[snaffoooooo]

i am in a state of depression, i went to the web page to sign, and it was blank :-(

[DrDrolomehet]

@snaffoooooo it wasn't for me.

[rieselsanta]

They might not deserve a Pullitzer, but they definitely deserve an award.

How about a "Better than SNL even though many people have never heard of "The Onion" award?"

(Yes, I did screw up the quotes, no, I won't go back and fix it)

[tomfordvideo]

Is it wrong that I don't find this funny at all?

[chaoticcranium]

EMMY PLEASE!

[kennyconga]

if obama can have a nobel peace prize, then surely the onion deserve their pulitzer!

[lostcause31]

@kennyconga Surely the onion is more deserving of both!

[manonthemount]

@kennyconga someone's obsessed

[BassAceReturns]

@kennyconga Hell, give 'em a Nobel too.

[LEFT4BASS]

@kennyconga You are awesome.

[Squiremjr]

Afashp

[DoubleGlog]

It would be a shame if the Onion did not win the award and for weeks after that, it publishes totally true and shocking tales about the Pulitzer election process and completely ruins it's credibility.

[wingsofliberty437]

It's becoming harder and harder to read through the Onion's thick glaze of sarcasm.

[cheesyflames]

I love how the video responses shown have accounts with 0 videos.

[shadowC10ne]

AFAJP!!!

[TheLeviathanZero]

@shadowC10ne AFASSSHPP! [/child]

[TheJamon79]

Where's the link?

[ErichoTTA]

1:55 they have 0 videos.

[luisd223]

lmao where do they get all those people!!!

[Microdessa]

"Funding for AFAJP Provided by...Zweibel Worldwide." Zwiebel is German for Onion, not sure what Zweibel means.... haha.

[bendingsnake]

Natoin finally shitty enough thumbs up if you saw it.

[VodkaAndKush]

it be funny if the onion news was real.

and pizza really is made from trash.

[littlemonty94]

AFAJP.org is a tumblr page hahahaha that's too good.

[bioshock123458]

But the onion isn't a real journalism group, its more of a comedy group

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

@bioshock123458 Don't insult the Onion News Network's good name by calling it a joke. It is the only news network that doesn't have the government's claws in it.

[bioshock123458]

@FluffyBunniesOnFire to bad the government doesn't have its "claws" in any media...

[bioshock123458]

@FluffyBunniesOnFire but it is a joke, and the gov doesn't have a hand in any journalism group

[Zantaer]

Why doesn't The Onion just SAY that they won a Pulitzer?

[iamtheonemrg]

@Zantaer The Onion would never bend the truth.

[Clawdragoons]

@iamtheonemrg Indeed, no bending. Broken or nothing, I say.

[danbison]

I truly believe that the US Americans at the onion deserve the Pulitzer Peace Prize.

[Xezatt]

pu-fucking-litzer full of puritans and pure motherfuckers

[UKFoodChannel]

lool on the afajp website its goal for the amount of people who sign the petition is 200,000,000.

[crazymattonbass]

the should have called it the Fairness in Awarding Prizes in Journalism or FAPJ

[kbub8]

Onion's most original in a long time.

[niriop]

Large scale trolling ahead

[niriop]

0:18 ...Lee Doran?

[SamFromNT]

@niriop Ugh, no. Thank god.

[BMWg84]

I would be lost in this crazy world without the Onion

[josepharchbold]

AFAJ PUH!!!

[TheNutsproduction]

why arent they awarded yet? this is the only news that shows true about world

[Tboi2206]

lol! AFAJP.org actually exists.

[snewso]

It's only fair to force Pulitzer to give them the award... at gun point if need be.

[Stickett]

Black man given nation's worst job. hahaha

[boottops]

The Committee clearly are just a bunch of communists!

[terazpl]

Is there a possibility of an European offshoot of the ONION???

[jeremyshambles]

@terazpl the gherkin!!

[terazpl]

@jeremyshambles or the raddish :D

[SharkDude1]

The Onion Newspaper?? Here in Los Angeles, I have not seen their paper in years! They used to have it in newsracks and newstands, but now, the newsracks are gone, and no newstand has it anymore. It was great reading. So how can The Onion make a video like this when in Fact they no longer have a paper?

[Choo69]

@SharkDude1 Why not?

[johnmonk66]

There is no newspaper.

[xijnnijx]

@JollyGreenGiantCock Click the link top of video description, also on the sight read the petition, you'll LOL xD

[TheJamon79]

Ha! Category: Nonprofits and activism! Nice.

[kech4]

notice at 1:52-1:57 have no videos

[LegendaryAsshole]

I will sign the petition as soon as the onion grants me 30,000 to start a business.

[labtec514]

I'm British and I demand this happens like a true American.

[xijnnijx]

@labtec514 Hazah!

[IamtheWV17]

@labtec514 Same goes from all the way over here in Australia!!! this is brilliant!!! I find The Onion the most hilarious American humour I know.

[PopCultureSucks]

@IamtheWV17 second only to Fox news, but sadly Fox is trying to be serious...lol

[IamtheWV17]

@PopCultureSucks so true... so true >_<

[YERaFUGNmoron]

@labtec514 Oh, you mean kinda like we true Americans demanded the British get their asses the fuck out of our country? Good boy. Must feel good to finally stand up and speak out rather than your typical sitting around drinking warm beer and complaining. Good show, old boy. Pip-pip. Cheerio.

[labtec514]

@YERaFUGNmoron Your country was so fat and lazy that leaving was the only financial option.

[RMToebben]

@labtec514 Yes, because there were a bunch of fatties running around the Americas in the 18th century, especially with all the starvation, dysentery, and whatnot.

[labtec514]

@RMToebben shhh

[RMToebben]

@labtec514 Well played sir.

[acciesfan8]

@YERaFUGNmoron *facepalm* its called a joke you moron

[jeb31415]

I will sign any petition and especially this one.

[midstarify]

lol @ obama

[ltorres1415]

This newschannel is whack. I cant believe people believe this

[emarum]

@ltorres1415 yeye, game on, basement wanker. say hello to your mom from me.

[ezmereldagreen]

@ltorres1415 i dont thnk they do , do they?

[AGentlemanAndScholar]

FUCK YOU PULITZER. FUCK YOU

[batthatisbat]

(I love how in reality, no one really gives a damn. Seriously, you should know it's satire by the time you try to fill out the prepared letter form: "To be perfectly frank, ... that a form letter such as this requires sending in the first place, is an

embarrassment not only to you and your families, but to our entire American way of life, which to the best of my knowledge is supposed to stand for values such as honesty, truth, and the commendation of the most deserving.")

[tubester4567]

Only Onion keeps us safe from the lies!!

[newsradiohead]

You have my sword, sir.

[Zeke931]

@newsradiohead

And my bow.

[CliveSinclairZX]

HAHAHA @ 2:05 when the kid spits, omfg the onion has redeemed itself.

[CliveSinclairZX]

lol @ 1:34 when the guy glances at the paper then proudly looks out the window. i lol'ed so hard. 

[xmichiganfanx]

Too be fair, it is pretty good writing

[brianific]

Idk who that voluptuous black woman was but you need to bring her back in future videos I basically laughed every time she spoke and I don't know why.

[hockeyftw11211]

The Onion tells more truth than any mainstream news source.

[XHackSlashX]

D00M ON YOU Pulitzer prize committee! LOTS OF D00M ON YOU!!!

[Tsunne]

the onion is awesome.. and funny but the thought of the onion getting a pulitzer makes me ill

[dx619hey]

How close is The Onion going to get to ripping off Colbert without just giving things onion suffixes, and commanding their nation. Oh wait, they just did that second one.

[Mineav]

I want to hear a round-table discussion about this. Especially that black woman.

[nesterhaus]

They have been a laughing stock for years-

[PianoManiac321]

AFAJP!



[PowerfulSplicer]

You know who's fault this is?

The Jews.

[greekperson0305]

Pew-litzer? I always thought it was Pull-itzer. At least now when I say "pew pew pew" I can tell people I stammer when I try to say "Pulitzer."

[heargote]

One day one of the Onion news will actually hit a real news by chance and then they will recive the Pulitzer.

[sidisninja]

...........

[jjj69v]

Why can't I get a daily copy of the Onion Newspaper

[KiddsockTV]

What about SockPuppets?

[Kahashi1]

34 people are Pulitzer Prize judges.

[Gazmanaust]

@Kahashi1 thumb whore



[Kahashi1]

@Gazmanaust Lol what?



[Kahashi1]

34 people are Pulitzer Prize winners.

[raythegardener]

I remember back in the 70's rock group Dr Hook released a song about wanting to but never getting on the cover of the Rolling Stone. It was a hit and they made the cover. Who knows, Onion?

[GloomWalkersTOR]

AFASHP!



[DavidofThe]

I fully support this

[Cujucuyo]

Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for sitting around, the Onion works their ass off, brings us future news using their futuristic satellite from 2055 and yet they're not given a Pulitzer?! What kind of world is this?! Madness I say!

[pashun88]

A FASHP!

[iSeeJayVee]

Please sign the petitions. The Onion deserves that award that they have so rightly decided they deserve.

[S986S]

A vag?

[TheChum12]

Do something funny Onion, you clown.

[blue46gt]

DAMN YOU JOSEPH PULITZER!!!!

[hirschman23]

A satirical video that ironically mocks a satirical news source. Onion, you have outdone yourself.

[wli2718]

holy sh1t i went to the website and its real!!!

[sunshinebayy]

petition SIGNED.

[DeliriousZeus]

Haha, I like how the data above the YouTube videos in this said they had 0 videos...

[ZirconCode]

1:27, she said it!

[Techrocket9]

Is there a paper version of the Onion we can subscribe to?