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  • wtf? I could have done that. All he did was drive straight.

  • nerd braking a motorcycle jump world record.

    now thats funny.

  • nice glasses :s

  • Pause at 5:00 if you have a heels fetish and are a dirty bastard like me.

  • Starts 4:17! thumbs up!

  • what a pussy, go talk to pastrana on nitro circus.

  • that was so explosive.. they named explosives after him!

  • thats eash shit

  • aaaawwwwwweeeeeesssssoooooommm­mmeeeeeee!!

    woot woot!!

  • it starts at 4:15

  • hi jake,long time no speak.dj ash

  • semtex is a sticky granade

  • @worldofjonny2 its actually a type of explosive... like c4... its just sticky in cod 6... but not in real life, unless someone makes it sticky

  • @329Mortar ok, well u get the point

  • @worldofjonny2 which doesnt exist

  • @xbulow sdfgfdhh

  • 3:56 those 1980's Fords are the ambulances they use in the UK in the year 1999??!?!?!

    damn i thought Eastern Europe countries were poor....

  • Weak sauce.

  • why are they talking in miles instead of kilometers? arent they british?

  • Oh look, it's Mr "I'm-not-as-stubborn-as-I-thou­ght-I was"...

    Boy did you make a cunt of yourself...

  • thats a disgusting word!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Perfectly suited to you then....

  • Hey, I'm so stubborn that I'm not stubborn anymore... Sound familiar?

  • @lawrswer Wow, you really are stubborn, aren't you? 3 months and you've managed to resist embarrassing yourself all this time. Well done. Just couldn't take the pace, huh? Well, at least you proved my point.

    I win.

  • @2000jago mother fucker im back! Hows having sex with your cat night fter night treating you?

  • @lawrswer Just been missing you sooo much.

    No doubt I won the first round, let's hope you're back with some balls this time, but I'm not holding my breath. Mr "I'm-not-so-stubborn-after-all­"....

  • @2000jago Hmmm, I guess not...

  • The camera angles on this piss me off. I wish they would zoom out and let us see from the side the distance.

    Who WOULDN'T think that was necessary? You could see the height and distance relative to the cars, among other things.

  • Boy it's lonely without Mr "I'm so stubborn"... ahh well. I should be more patient. He'll be back.

  • oh hey dude :-{ )

  • go to 4:22 fo the jump, the rest is bullshit

  • @fockya how to mark a time?

  • you just type any number

  • Yep, I scared him right off youtube! - lol!

  • I wonder when we will get to see this stubbornness that was mentioned previously. Still no sign of it...

    Guess that busy social life takes up all your time. Maybe a little more "go" and a little less "show" would be in order. I believe the term is "big talk, no action".

    So sorry, I didn't mean to wear you out so fast - LOL!

    Dickhead.

  • Bud, your a fucking pussy all you do is comment on here! What do you do with your life? Jerk off to internet porn and then comment on this shit?

  • Well no. Actually I usually do the jerking off AFTER I comment on this shit. I like your memory to be fresh in my mind when I do.

    You see, that's the difference between someone who's stubborn and someone who thinks they are. I MAKE the time to prove it.

    You're an amateur. Take notes, you might learn something from the master.

  • You dickweed, I can see when you last logged in so I know you're visiting youtube but not commenting here. What happened tough guy? Did I wear you out? Sure seem to have taken the wind right out of your sails, while I on the other hand am as fresh as day one still! HAHA. Come on, don't be scared.

  • "Last login: 1 hour ago" - what's the matter Mr. Stubborn? Have time to visit youtube but not enough time to continue making a dick of yourself here?

    I understand... you didn't really realize what stubborn means, now you just look stupid because you can't keep up. How's it feel being in a battle of willpower that you can never win?

    Probably not a new sensation for you though.

  • What's the matter dickweed? All out of steam?

  • Looks like it's safe to declare me the winner then.

    Nice!

  • Tough guy isn't looking so tough anymore. It's a shame really, because I love watching him make a cunt of himself. It's like laughing at a retard - you know you probably shouldn't, but it's just funny as hell.

    He bit off more than he could swallow and now he's trapped in this thread. He can't leave without losing face. What started out as daily attempts at sarcasm from him is now waning horribly into "occasional visits". He just can't keep up.

    It's still fun watching him try though.

  • I think he thinks you would be scared cos his family knows about this- hell get his incest deformed dad on you. As for being called 'nigger', im white but not racist- show some respect kiddo.

  • Hehe... I love it.

  • hey bud fuck you you homo nigger faggot. my whole family knows about this argument you bitch

  • Ahh, there he is. I knew said you'd be back and I LOVE being right.

    "Argument" ? LOL, who's arguing? You must have this thread confused with another one.

    Anyway, isn't homo and faggot the same thing? You shouldn't have wasted an entire word repeating yourself. How about throwing in something new there. Just so you don't come off like a TOTAL idiot. - Oh wait, too late to worry about that now I guess.

  • Looks like I scared him right of youtube altogether. lol.

    Naah, I have patience.

    You'll be back.

    I hope.

  • Hehe... vacations don't last forever. But I do.

    "If you wanna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk." Mr "I'm-so-stubborn".

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  • How much longer can you resist? My guess: Not much. Go on, prove me right!

    Wouldn't want me to have the last word now would you? Imagine what that will do to your fragile ego.

  • Won't be long now... ;)

  • Wow, you gave up easy. Can't I milk you for a few more retarded responses? C'mon, you know you want to. Mr "stubborn" - lol! I know you can't resist it, so why try?

  • Imagine I got a dime for every time lawrswer made himself look stupid.

    "There once was a lady who sat on a rock,

    She thought and she pondered,

    And some times she wondered,

    Why lawrswer is such a fucking ....... "

    COCK! HAHA :)

    Your mom told me that one. I thought it was pretty good.

  • He gave up, or maybe he's experimenting bestiality/incest fusion, by fucking his dog-like sister. Then again, he is a redneck so hes just carrying on family tradition....

  • 5 days ago - la de da de da! :)

    Ha haaa!

  • bud, its the holidays. you probably spent new years checking your youtube account every 5 seconds waiting for me to comment back. Im thinking you dont even have a family or friends!

  • LOL, if you only knew...

    Bet you didn't know that I don't actually have to be sitting in front of a computer to piss all over your dumb ass.

    You see, a REAL "stubborn" person, doesn't use the holidays as an excuse.

    I wonder if all those inbred degenerates you call family know how badly I've whipped your ass here? I bet you neglect to mention it. After all, we want everyone to think you're such a tough guy. But of course, you're just a tough guy when it's not a holiday. Haha! Douche!

  • If I'd bothered to tell you that you can never win, this would be the point I'd say "see, I told you so".

    But since I didn't, I won't.

  • hehe...

  • No sign of Mr "I'm so stubborn, but only when I have time" again today?

    So let's see now, that's 3 days now.

    I guess you could always use the excuse that your busy social life what with xmas and new years festivities keeps you from showing us all how stubborn you are. - lol

    I guess it's obvious now who's the one who's REALLY stubborn because I can make time to piss on you even with all these other distractions.

    Best go play outside with the other kids and leave the heavy lifting to the men.

  • Haha. I guess there can be only one...

  • Lalala! ;)

  • What's this? No lawrswer AGAIN today? Oh dear... Did I wear you out Mr Stubborn? I guess so.

    I'm sure you'll be back eventually, trying to pretend this never happened, but let the record show who outlasted who here.

    That's right motherfucker, I outlasted, outsmarted and outwitted you. All this without having to create another fake youtube account so I can reply to myself - lol!

  • bud, whats with all the questions? you gay.! I have a life so i dont check my youtube account every 5 seconds like you.

    You probably work in an office and have an ugly ass girlfriend you fag! (>:~D)-{--{8=======D

  • Yep, you keep telling youself that Mr "I'm so stubborn" - lol, if only you knew.

    Anyway, I guess living this busy life of yours doesn't include proving how stubborn you claim to be.

    Unlike you, I claim to be stubborn, but can prove it. You on the other hand,... err well you're only stubborn "when you have time" - haha, you fucking douchebag. Go have some more eggnog and play with your barbie. Leave the trolling to the professionals.

    Oh yeah, I forgot, you gave up a few weeks ago already...

  • Too busy playing with barbie that mommy and daddy got you for christmas?

    LOL, ZERO stamina.

    But do keep trying though.

  • Mr "I'm so stubborn" nowhere to be seen again today. HAHA!

    Too busy making fake youtube accounts...

    Shame, is this too hard for you? Maybe you need a few days off to recover from your beating.

    And remember to remind us that you have a life and that's why you can't be here to respond with your childish comments. I mean we all really believe that someone "so stubborn" must have a really busy social life.

    Not as stubborn as you thought you were, huh? I outlasted you as predicted. In win!

  • Just can't keep up, huh?

    Maybe you should make another fake account - haha!

  • lawrswer keep up the good work.

    i can actually read your comments without throwing up.

  • hey 2000jago why is your bullshit comments so long you fagggot. your comments are so long i lose interest in them after reading one sentence.

  • Oh look, lawrswer created a new youtube account to post this message. - LOL

    That's the second time now you've had to fake replies from a "different" person.

    It's so absolutely obvious it's you. What a royal fucking dickhead you are.

    However, with this latest act of stupidity you made up for ALL the weak and feeble replies of the last few weeks. This one tops it all and shows that at least you're *trying* to be clever. But as usual, I'm still one ahead of you.

  • Poor lawrswer, slowed down to a crawl. Not a lot of stamina over there I see. I on the other hand am still as fresh as the day we started.

    It's obvious who's the winner here. It's okay though, I don't expect you to be able to admit it. All you have left is to hang in there on the hope that your persistence will pay off. But you have to get up a LOT earlier in the morning to be more persistent than me. Just look back at this thread for evidence. You clearly don't have what it takes.

  • thats what she said.

  • Tbh, i dont think lawrswer can prove in anyway that he has sex a lot, it could be a 10 yr old. And i agree, jerking off (with the help of tweezers) to gay porn- sorry gay BEASTALITY porn- does not count as frequent sex. Unlike me with your mum on a saturday and 2000jago with your mum on a sunday. :) smileys to 2000jago! On second thoughts, your mum has fleas, so it actually doesnt happen :(

  • So true.

    I learned a LONG time ago that it's those who claim to get it the most that actually get it the least...

    When the first thing someone has to say is about how much they hate gays or how much sex they get - then you know two things about him for sure. Next he'll be telling us he is a black belt in karate and will beat us both up - lol. That tells you another important thing about them.

    Some people are easier to read than others, but our friend lawrswer is the easiest of them all.

  • Lawswer, how about you go to a homosexoligist and discuss your gay feelings with him. Your only saying 2000jago is a fag because your unconfident about your sexuality.

  • Exactly. He has homosexual tendencies of his own, and resents himself for it. So instead, he projects his resentment to gays/fags whenever he can to "cover it up" and to help him feel macho again. I'm sure you know the type... the worlds full of them.

    The irony is that he thinks that because HE gets offended when someone calls him a fag (and I'm sure he gets it a lot), he also thinks I will be offended if he calls me one. Truth is that I'm not sexually insecure, so I couldn't care less.

  • Yeah, real intelligent, you must have a degree ( in klingon). As for your previous comment telling me to 'jack off', doesnt really work. Simply your just jeaulous of the fact that i can jack off, while you cant because you need tweezers to jack off your micro-penis (look it up on wikipedia inbetween your searches for beastality).

  • You too!

    either he hasnt been online for 17 hours or hes scouring through the internet to find shitty comebacks. because his brain would go into overload if he said something intelligent.

  • hey bud how about you go jack off to internet porno

  • Lawswer- your not the man your mother is. Now give up and go back to where you were born, by the highway, because thats where all the accidents happen. 2000jago- your a beast!

  • Welcome to the party! (My victory party, lol!)

    Thanks man, you rock! :)

  • Game, set and match to 2000jago - haha!

    There's nothing you can say or do now, it's too late. I out-lasted you. I win.

    Have a nice day.

  • bud just cause you hid these coments from me by not commenting on my stuff does'nt mean you win, it just means your a pussy

  • "bud" again.... LOL. Must be the shame of defeat.

    And nobody "hid" anything from you, you just can't read, so it does mean I win.

    Nothing you can say or do to undo it now, but please do try.

    LOL, I knew I'd get you in the end. You just couldn't keep up with the master.

  • "LOL" again. I see your still a small girl. Just like the ones you pick up in your van and rape with your fucked up father.

  • Haha, taking a page from my book. Good to see the student learning from the master. Although "lol" is an expression of laughter, while "bud" is an expression of insecurity and has no actual meaning, it's not quite the same, but at least you're trying to be original by copying my style.

    (Although the concept of originality through copy is absurdly ironic, but I don't expect you to see the irony.)

    "To the victor goes the spoils" - Ahh, it's great to be me.

    At least you're still trying though.

  • Actually "bud" is an outgrowth from an organism that separates to form a new individual without sexual reproduction taking place. Your lesbian mothers must be so proud.

  • Well no, that's just an explanation you're trying to imply you meant, when really it was an abbreviated version of "buddy" you were (are) constantly using. But it sure is fun to watch you try to sound intelligent.

    Now let's hear your explanation as to how my lesbian mothers managed to have a son? Surely you can find some way to try turn that into a an attempt at a witty comment?

    Go on then, let's hear it?

    LOL ;) (Just for you...)

  • they adopted you

  • I'm not technically THEIR son then - idiot. Don't you know what adoption is? I'd have thought that as a member of the gay community yourself you'd be quite familiar with the term.

    I guess that's what happens when you ask a halfwit to explain his own idiocy. What was I thinking...?

  • They implanted a fetus into your mom and she had you.

  • Not much of a reader are you?...

    I'm still not the biological offspring of a pair of lesbians then am I? The fetus would have had a biological MALE father. So despite your ingenious explanation, you only made yourself look even more stupid.

    Maybe we should move away from science and biology. It's clearly not your strong point.

    You were much better off projecting your latent homosexuality by calling me fag and homo etc. Maybe you should stick with what works for you.

  • I'm good at it because you are a fag.

  • You're like a stuck record...

    When I suggested you revisit your own latent homosexuality, I didn't mean just re-hash the same old boring lines you've already worn thin here. I was thinking more along the lines of staying with gay theme but throwing in something else for the sake of creativity.

    Guess I was expecting a bit much... I mean one whole sentence? (that didn't even start with "bud") - wow.

    From one fag to another, they say "Takes one to know one". So that's it then. Case closed.

  • Bud i'm obviously not homo because i have sex alot.

  • "bud" - lol

    How does having sex a lot make exempt you from being a homo? That's the most ridiculous logic you've tried to apply to date!

    In fact I bet homo's have sex even MORE than non-homo's.

    Anyway, just so you know - jerking off to your gay internet porn doesn't really count as "having sex". Neither does being molested by your dad, so you better re-check your stats.

  • bud i have a black belt in karate you dont wanna fuck with me

  • But I am fucking with you... and have been now for some time and enjoying it thoroughly.

    So, you're finally all out of (your own) words, huh? Didn't take long. I'm glad to see you have eventually realized it's an un-winable situation against me though. Don't feel bad, you're not the first to try and come horribly short in the process. I am NEVER at a loss for words and nobody (least of all you) can match me as your track record here clearly proves.

    I love watching you squirm like this! :)

  • Bud i love watching your mom squirm on my penis, which is huge.

  • yawn! again...

  • Bud your clearly out of your pussy ass nigger comebacks.

  • My trick worked, I got you to comment on it haha.

    You still think you're playing the "have the last word" game, but it's over already, I won since 24 hours elapsed and you didn't have anything to say. But if you really want to just pretend that didn't happen, then hell yeah, I'll play with you.

    I GUARANTEE you, I'll not run out of "pussy ass nigger comebacks" in your lifetime. Plus I'm playing this in more than just one thread and have yet to repeat one!

    You're so out-matched, it's funny! :)

  • I will make this go on forever you nigger.

  • Yeah, I hope so!

    How does it feel to be a slave to youtube? LOL! I got you right where I want you, and I know you can't quit because trying to "outlast" me is the only thing you have left since you can't beat me with wordplay. But it was fun watching you try.

    But now your answers got shorter and shorter because you've realized that whatever you say I can tear to shreds in a matter of seconds. The shorter you make 'em the more you confirm that I'm right, so whatever you do, don't stop!

  • Having a hard time maintaining this pace, aren't you?

    Don't worry, I'm patient. I understand you have "things to do" that keep you from proving just how stubborn you are.

    You should ask your teachers to give you less homework - lol!

  • I don't do my homework because I'm cool.

  • So you've totally given up trying to be insulting now? What a shame, that was so much fun.

    It's a bit worrying though that the best you can come up with in your attempt at downplay was that. Oh well, I guess you're done here.

  • I am not done with shit bud. I've just started!

  • You're done bud... Look at your reply's for proof.

    Each of my messages equals about ten of yours. Making me ten times better than you at this. If you were really such a wise-guy you'd be able to manage more than a sentence at a time. And more than one reply a day. I know 10 year old girls who post 10 times what you do and about 5 times a day.

    On my list of douchebags trolls, you're WAY down at the bottom. I wouldn't even bother with you at all if it wasn't so much fun to see you squirm.

  • What the fuck is a troll? I don't even understand your faggot online language, go suck a man's penis.

  • Educate yourself fuckwit:

    wikipedia

    Search for: Troll_(Internet)

  • Bud, I'm not like you. I'm not gonna search some shit so that I can read a bunch of words like a fucking faggot.

  • LOL, too late dipshit, you already are...

  • You think she'd notice?

    And if you'd put your dick in my mother, then trying to be a troll on youtube is probably the least of your concerns. Might wanna get to a hospital and get checked out asap.

    You can visit my grandmother while you're there and give her a service while you're at it.

  • I guess Mr. "I'm-so-stubborn" can't maintain this pace. What a shame.

    Oh, wait! , this is where you tell me how you have a life and couldn't be bothered wasting it here in the youtube comments section.

    Well, that's my point exactly. A REAL stubborn person would make time. Like me.

    Hey, I guess that makes me Mr "I'm-so-stubborn". Cool!

  • GET ON WITH IT! For fuck's sake!

  • starts at 4:10

  • wow cool shit.

    i like dirt bike jumps it always look so awesome

  • wow look at the old ass gear... get updated

  • Man jago you keep on using lol like a little school girl grow a set!

  • Yay! Something new for a change. "Little school girl" is at least a little more original than the drivel lawrswer comes up with. You're like a breath of fresh air. Don't you wanna play the have the last word game with me instead? You seem much more fun. Hell, maybe you'll even think up a half decent insult while we're at it. C'mon, play with us! :)

  • ya, but the funny thing is that the other person was me on my friends computer so thanks for the compliment.

  • Some would call faking replies to your own posts a real pussy move, oly proving how right I've been all along, but not me!

    I think that IS being original, so you totally deserve a compliment for that. I guess you have learned something from me after all.

    Plus, you didn't start the sentence with "bud" - fantastic, you ARE able to learn.. Keep up the good work.

    Now if only you could actually come up with something that's truly insulting, I'd call the day a success.

  • you never actually call me anything but just get me to make fun of you, your a fucking pussy. why don't you come up with something to call me you dumb mother fuck

  • I call it "passive insulting" because I don't need to do active name-calling to aggravate you. The harder you try and the more worked up you get, the less effective you become at projecting an insult at me.

    The fact that you keep trying, or care enough about all of this to use a friends account to fake replies to your own post says it all.

    You are in fact (repeatedly) insulting yourself under my guidance. You're doing all the work for me and just keep digging the hole deeper. I love it.

  • bud i call it being a fucking pussy. why don't you go dig up your dead mother and test her vag for my semen.

  • LOL, chalk up another one for me, you started with "bud" yet again. hehe. (Sorry, that just cracks me up.)

    Anyway, we dug up that old hag of a mother of mine, and the good news is that we did find a nice big blob of your jizz along with thousands of others. So now what?

    Where's the part where you try to insult me? Have you forgotten how to play already? How about you continue to try work the angle that I'm a pussy for not insulting you back? Might be worth exploring that avenue I think...

  • You, sick fuck. you havent even denied any of the things i said about your family. Im starting to think that you dont have one

  • I do, but why should it bother me what you have to say about them? Just because everyone ELSE has this Pavlovian response to insults, you think it applies to me too? Shows how brainwashed you all are. You seriously overestimate the value of your opinion in my world.

    Your words only have weight if I ALLOW them to, and since I don't give a shit about you, it's just very entertaining for me to me to watch you TRY to hit a nerve but constantly fail.

    It is great being immune to insult I admit.

  • What would your dead father think of his extremely pussy son?

  • He'd be extremely proud seeing such a pussy of a son like me whipping your ass in a wit-fest.

  • sure, go ahead and lie to yourself when deep down inside you know he's ashamed.

  • Yeah, you're right. He must be ashamed that I've stooped to dealing with such an unworthy adversary. I mean it's like taking candy from a baby. I should probably look for some real challenges in the future, but for now it's still way too much fun watching someone drown.

    I guess you're just accustomed to all the feeble-minds here on youtube that respond to your trolling in the way you expect them to. Guess you're not used to your feeble insults having no effect. It is funny (to me) though.

  • good! then give up already! cause i'm stubborn as fuck.

  • Give up what? You think this is a test of endurance or something? I'm just getting started. Looking very forward to what you come up with next. As I said before - morning coffee just wouldn't be the same without your childish insult attempts on a daily basis. Please don't stop, I love it.

    Why not try work the uneducated angle next? I'll even diliberatly make a spelling error so you can point it out? Now how nice is that of me? ;) You need all the help you can get.

  • What the fuck, why do you keep telling me to do shit. If i do it i'll look like a retard. Also winky faces are for raging homosexuals.

  • Yeah, I guess you do have a point, but why worry since you look like a retard already. "bud" - lol.

    You say "homosexual" like it's a bad thing. Why would that offend me?

    While the homosexual angle is always popular, we already went there with "fag", so not quite as effective second time around.

    I do love how I keep getting you to respond to your youtube comments every day though. You call it stubborn, I call it delightfully predictable. I look forward to your next attempt.

  • Are you homo? Do you live with your dogs? you fucking nigger

  • Also your the one typing up 3 paragraph responses, while my replies take mere seconds to think and write

  • Shows who has the superior intellect then doesn't it? He who can formulate more than a single sentence at a time. (And not have to tag on afterthoughts in separate responses.) PS - Not a homo, do live with dogs, but not a nigger, but again, if I was any of those, how would that be bad?

    You are running out of idea's aren't you? Shame, you poor thing. Never mind, blame it on this sense of stubbornness you think you have.

  • it would be bad cause you would be a homo... fag

  • Why is it bad to be a homo?

  • Because they're abominations in the eyes of god. Just kidding gods a fucking faggot. Homo's are disgusting though.

  • Now there's something new at last - the classic religion angle. Perhaps it could have got some traction if I was religious, but I'm afraid I'm not. Insulting god bothers me about as much as insulting my neighbors cat. Still, A for Effort though! At least it's a "fresh" idea from you.

    So just to be clear - because YOU believe faggots are disgusting, that makes it so for everyone else too, is that how it works? I'm just not feeling it, sorry. I guess it's a homophobe thing, above my head.

  • your neighbors cat is a bitch but you still find time to capture it and pretend its your friend cause you have none!

  • Wow, really advertising your ignorance again today. So, ignoring m y previous question, let's address the fact that a female cat is called a "queen". The term "bitch" is reserved for dogs. But who am I kidding thinking you'd know that? - lol

    That would have been a better attempt at insult had you said "girlfriend" instead of just "friend". Even "wife" would suffice since that adds the bestiality angle which would have at least shown a little effort on your behalf. Oh well, try again...

  • i would make fun of your girlfriend but i realized a long time ago that you don't have one.

  • So why not try "boyfriend" then, since you're so fixated on gay/fag/homosexual. (I'm sure you know what that implies about you, but it really doesn't bother me if you're that way inclined.)

    Your difficulty seems to be coming up with an original thought and stringing it together in more than one coherent sentence. (You know what they say about people who don't capitalize correctly, don't you?)

    Didn't they teach you to connect the dots at school? It's not rocket science you know.

  • I wonder what happened to mr. "I'm-so-stubborn" today? I really missed my morning comedy. Guess he's not quite as stubborn as he thought he was. Well, he's consistent in one regard at least, and that is disappointments, so nothing new there I guess.

  • Fuck you, unlike you i have a life so i was out doing shit. You were probably just masturbating in front of your computer to gay pornography.

  • Well you see a truly stubborn person wouldn't be out "doing shit". So I guess I win (again).

    And yes, I was home all day yesterday masturbating, thinking of you.  I really missed you, you know. Great to have you back again.

  • The shit I was out doing was jerking off in your grandmothers mouth. Thanks for thinking of me though.

  • What's utterly hilarious to me is that you think that shooting a load in my grandmothers mouth is somehow going to be offensive to me - lol. You're a funny guy!

    I think the truth is you couldn't come up with anything and had to take a day off from all the strain this thumb-sucking has been putting you through. But I knew you'd be back because you'd see it as a crushing defeat if I got the last word - so childish, but I love it.

    Anyway, I think of you every time I go to the bathroom - lol.

  • Why do you keep saying lol like a fucking pussy? Are you a 13 year old girl?

  • Yep, you got me. A 13 year old girl is whipping your ass - how does it feel? LOL!

    Hey, come to think of it, you havn't tried the pedofile angle yet, why not give that a shot? Might require more than a sentence or two to do right though. Think you can manage that?

    LOL!

  • Bud your a pedophile. Go suck little child dick.

  • So when are you coming over then?

    Two whole sentences? Looks like I've clearly worn you out since that seems to be all you're capable of each 24 hour cycle. But your amazing sense of creativity is hard to ignore though. Your teachers would be so proud at how you wield the English language. Such creativity and passion - LOL! English is probably the only language you can speak. I guess it's more than you can manage already.

    Shall we try for 3 sentences tomorrow? Wouldn't wanna break you. Yet.

  • Nine whole sentences? Looks like I've clearly worn you out since that seems to be all you're capable of each 24 hour cycle. But your amazing fagginess is hard to ignore. Your teachers would be so proud at how you wield the English language. Such creativity and pussyness! English is probably the only language you can speak. I guess it's more than you can manage already.

  • Now if you'd have tried the plagiarism approach earlier, I'd have thought that was pretty original, but now it just demonstrates how "out of words" you really are and just what a thrashing defeat you've suffered at my hands that that's the best you can manage at this late stage of the game.

    I guess you're re-thinking just what a great little troll you are now that you've met your match. Kinda sux to realize your not the biggest fish in the ocean, doesn't it?

    Oh, I almost forgot: LOL! ;)

  • I have the biggest penis in the ocean.

  • So on land it's the smallest?

    You already did the whole "my dicks bigger than yours" thing, it's stale. You really are struggling for idea's aren't you? Next you'll probably saying "my dad is stronger than your dad"... You must have been SO much fun to pick on at school. A bully's wet dream. Easy pickings.

    Hard to believe this is the same person who was threatening to send the crips after me just a few days ago. How pathetic you are that it's come to this.

  • actually its bigger on land, maybe if you knew anything you'd know that everything looks smaller underwater than it actually is, and you'd have to account for shrinkage.

  • Ahh, the I'm clever and you're dumb angle. Didn't we go there already? The fact that calling your dick small got the biggest response out of you pretty much says it all. Why would you try to rationalize such a silly comment?

    And for the record, things look smaller underwater if viewed from OUTSIDE the water. Refraction doesn't work the same way when you're viewing from under the water as well - idiot.

  • i bet you'd be underwater.

  • Wow, aren't you the wordsmith...?

    All out of insults, huh? Shame, poor thing. I love that I made you a slave to the youtube comments section because you dare not quit and loose face. I bet in your mind, you think we're playing the "who's more stubborn" game. Haha. Whatever keep you coming back for more.

    I never tire of opportunities to have a laugh at your expense. Keep 'em coming! Although your recent pathos will be hard to top, please try.

  • What is a patho? You fucking homo go read a book.

  • I said pathos, not patho. Can't you read? You probably wouldn't know what that means if you never made it through jr high...- idiot. I think it's YOU who needs to read a book. Try the dictionary.

    And are we back to "homo" again? Sigh. I wish I could figure out just how you calling me a homo is supposed to be insulting to me.

    I do love watching you sink your own ship though, so please, try again.

    (Probably don't know what a wordsmith is either - well, that's me...)

  • Ahh, another day of victory for me then. Don't make me wait tomorrow please...

  • the only victory your gonna be getting is when your boyfriend goes over to your house and has gay sex with you.

  • How would that be a "victory" ? Sounds like just another day to me...

    You're pretty fixated on this gay thing aren't you? You should google "latent homosexuality" - you may learn something about yourself.

    Glad my daily entertainment is back on track - I almost wore out my mouse clicking on "refresh" waiting for your reply. I missed you soo much - XXX!

  • every day you have gay sex? fag!

  • Yep, every day that you or your dad come over.

    You know, in England "fag" is slang for "cigarette" - but I don't find it the least bit insulting to be called either.

    Ever seen American Beauty? You're the guys dad next door who hates fags so much - haha.

    So, when are we going to get back to the business of insulting? Seems like you've given up already and now just want to chit chat and share your mother's pet names with me - still fun, but not as funny.

  • I've never seen American Beauty. Would you recommend it? Sounds like a fucking homosexual show to me!

  • I would recommend it, especially for someone with latent homosexual traits like yourself. Maybe you'd learn to better hide your own deep dark sexual desires. Not that one should, but you seem to need to. At least you're trying hard to, but failing.

    I bet you spend a lot of time fantasizing about a dick in your mouth or your ass, then hate yourself for it. Then you (try to) ridicule others as a kind of subterfuge. Yeah I know your type... But don't worry, doesn't bother me at all.

    Next!

  • actually it sounds more like you are a homosexual to me.