petty crime then yeah you deserve a 2nd chance but if you step over the mark you will suffer more than what you inflicted on your victim... i see this as the only way to solve people not being afraid of prison
the money that pays for prisons from our taxes pays for paedophiles and murderers to eat FOR FREE IN PRISONS" and then we let them free... they should have a limb taken off for every serious crime... fucking human rights... if your crime ignores human right then you should by law have no rights!! rape a child and you lose you're arms and legs... rape a woman of consenting age you get you penis cut of with no pain relief... balls go at the same time!! we are to easy on crime in this day and age.
to be honest i feel like there should be a new hitler than doesn't gas people because of race... they should be gassed if they are evil bastards that don't deserve a second chance
@brawnbear That was the funniest comment I have read for a long time.. loool Jeeez and so perfectly timed as I was thinking how poor is this just as I read this comment
@kikibooboos he says "at first I was nervous, I didnt know what she would be like... but she was open and willing to learn" (as if HE has something to tech her)...
@MrZisdead ... I don't know where you're from, but "the shit", in American English slang, means good/cool/awesome. I was complimenting him. Also, you spelled "piece" wrong. Good day.
Jim Carrey is truly a comedic genius. This is one of the funniest bits, in my opinion...and that is saying something, because he has so many great, great performances. Gutsy, funny, and laugh-out-loud humor. He's terrific.
Good God actors are so fucked up in the head. Acting is not of any type of importance in life, its just simply entertainment, nothing else, these retards are acting like they are curing cancer. What a bunch of big headed windbags. These people are seriously flawed needing attention and admiration from one another and the sheepish public.
@HappyJackProduction1 You're so ignorant. Sorry, but its true. Acting is Art. Art is indispensable for humanity in every time in history and in every culture. Its not only "enterteiment" Its a comunicating instrument and, in contrary of what u say, teach people to be open minded and sensitive. Without Art people would be insensitive sheepish robots. Literature, theather, visual arts, sculpture, and many others... all Art, all reflecting human life, feelings and thoughts, Art is our mirror.
@Hercho22 Spoken like a true dreamer and the real ignorant one. What i said is fact, end of story, but folks like yourself who look outside themselves into a fantasy land to feel sensitive cant conceive such true to life facts. Art is entertainment and each person on the planet has a different reaction to all kinds of art but the fact remains.....acting is entertainment, nothing more, completely and utterly unimportant. Btw, im a HUGE movie fan but im not blind to reality, like most.
@HappyJackProduction1 Bullshit. You are not a true fan if you don't know the impact a movie, and by extension, the art of acting can have on a human being. With just two hours the greatest filmmakers on earth have the ability to move us to tears, blind us with laughter, inspire us to do great things, apparently something that small minded people like you are incapable of understanding. Do you have any idea the power that they have?
@HappyJackProduction1 I cannot imagine how I would have got through some of the most difficult parts of my life without the escapism a great movie or TV show can provide. Please don't belittle the importance of what these people do.
SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS,SYRIA-WILL BE DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39,PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATT.24:1-14),GLOBAL STRANGE SOUNDS(JEREMIAH 25:31)JONAH'S SIGN(MATT.12:38-45).IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.HELL IS REAL!WWIII,MEGA EARTHQUAKE?AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17)-ABOUT TO HAPPEN--ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS -BIBLE.GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!
if it weren't jim carrey pointing the finger at de niro, this person would be dead already but jim carrey is a fuc**ng legend just as de niro, streep and nicholson....
If you give me one dollar for every time someone say "if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i´d have one dollar" i would have a billion dollars.
@PengPoyZneiz I would like to see you finding a better video for this AMAZING speech and tell the other million of people who saw this a show them if is easy to you.
....the problem, IMO, is that the human psyche leads us into seeing ourselves as the highest, most important, life form in all of existence. So we form this image of an intimate relationship with the creative force, forming all the dogma that we see today.
That explains why the Pope was so reluctant to accept Copernicus' discovery which implied that the Earth isn't the center of the universe and why so many religious people can't open up to the idea that aliens might exist.
This guy is crazy!!! Lol the balls is must take to do all that in front of a room filled with the biggest actors and actresses ever! Jim Carey is a legend!
Jim Carrey EPIC! Yes he is over the top and can seem initially obnoxious, but once you accept that is the entire point it becomes hilarious. Just look at his audience which are some of the most gifted dramatic actors in the world and he still has the nerve to pull it off and make them all laugh.
funniest pixel on youtube ever!
yinpeng100 4 hours ago
simply the best
Koudy111 22 hours ago
at the begining she was like ''holy shit ,its jim carrey ''
formaga 23 hours ago
Balls of Steel!!!
guitarfan8815 1 day ago
One and only...Jim!!!Greetings from Serbia!
vladaservis 1 day ago
hahaha koji ludak jbt...
sSsSsSsSsSs434 1 day ago
Jim carrey is not human
singuensful 1 day ago
Was Carrey ever in a movie with Streep?
tomada36 1 day ago
@tomada36 So, you weren't paying attention when he not only announced the title of the movie, but also the release date....
crazefoxfire 18 hours ago
then she sucked him like a vacuum. what a milf
toshibacoast 1 day ago
The Jack Nicholson impression was excellent!
imthebest9611 2 days ago 8
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seudotrofio 2 days ago
wow :) superb
Koudy111 2 days ago
Thank you so much JIM!
itsiwhatitsi 3 days ago
what a showman
kroqster 3 days ago
petty crime then yeah you deserve a 2nd chance but if you step over the mark you will suffer more than what you inflicted on your victim... i see this as the only way to solve people not being afraid of prison
mccari09 3 days ago
the money that pays for prisons from our taxes pays for paedophiles and murderers to eat FOR FREE IN PRISONS" and then we let them free... they should have a limb taken off for every serious crime... fucking human rights... if your crime ignores human right then you should by law have no rights!! rape a child and you lose you're arms and legs... rape a woman of consenting age you get you penis cut of with no pain relief... balls go at the same time!! we are to easy on crime in this day and age.
mccari09 3 days ago
to be honest i feel like there should be a new hitler than doesn't gas people because of race... they should be gassed if they are evil bastards that don't deserve a second chance
mccari09 3 days ago
sorry when jim came out i jizzed on the camera lens.. i feel bad for you 1.32 million people wathing jim through my sperm :(
mccari09 3 days ago
I think I need to check my eye sight .. it's so blurred lately
PattayaBen 3 days ago
How the hell did I end up here ... another weird place in youtube
PattayaBen 3 days ago
@PattayaBen fuck you stop posting that everywhere so you get like! you nazi c*nt
mccari09 3 days ago
Wow
TheWesternMafia1237 3 days ago
This is the most halarious shit i have ever seen in my life!!!!! :)
roxy5588 3 days ago
Jim Carrey is awesome!
blacknessboy666 3 days ago
Who's the guy he points to when he's singing?
viridianstar 4 days ago
@viridianstar Robert De Niro
VirginiaD23 4 days ago
he's best
nikita000r 4 days ago
240p we meet again..
e4ts1mmy 4 days ago 6
fantastico que buno que esta subtitulado, gracias amigo por colgar este video
Merkuurii 4 days ago
This is perhaps the coolest oscar host i have ever seen. So talented. Carreys a huge comedian.
horrorflesh 4 days ago
Was this recorded with a potato?
Kx1942O2212 4 days ago 2
wow.. if I had a buck for every pixel in this video.. I'd have $1.
brawnbear 4 days ago 90
@brawnbear If I had a buck for every time this joke had been used, I'd be a millionaire.
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@brawnbear wow.. if I had a buck for every time I saw this comment on a video.. I'd have a personal jet.
StreetTrooper 3 days ago
@brawnbear $2.40 actually
jrpie1215 2 days ago
@jrpie1215 $240 actually
taylordize 2 days ago
@brawnbear That was the funniest comment I have read for a long time.. loool Jeeez and so perfectly timed as I was thinking how poor is this just as I read this comment
GQmensah 2 days ago
@brawnbear Very original.
DrWoodbineSimms 1 day ago
@brawnbear nice that you can't think for yourself but only say what you read every one else is saying. and if you think that, then fuck off.
kcnB 1 hour ago
they had a relationship?
chio73 4 days ago
Hahah hes fucking brilliant
zulu0610 4 days ago
He's outa control!!!!!
PinkShirtz 4 days ago
upside down crosses...? Illuminati
mandrew81 5 days ago
Nearly pissed myself at the living in America bit!
rossnavy 5 days ago
Carrey really knows how to work a room!
kikibooboos 5 days ago
I don't get it 1:30
kikibooboos 5 days ago
@kikibooboos he says "at first I was nervous, I didnt know what she would be like... but she was open and willing to learn" (as if HE has something to tech her)...
skershaw2000 5 days ago
@skershaw2000 No, I meant the guy's face at 1:30. He looks dumbfounded!!!
kikibooboos 5 days ago
WHERE IS THE BIFE?!
W4LCR0F7 5 days ago
QUE ERES??!!
arrSubwaykidd 5 days ago
such a talented person that can even coach a NBA championship team
ezwalker1987 5 days ago
im gonna come over there, i dont care lol i love jim
UnkleAce 5 days ago
Actors are really very abnormal people.
2WAYFM 5 days ago 4
Stop bitching about 240p you morons.
guitardude341 6 days ago
Say what you will about the pixels, but back in the 90s, this shit was considered high def.
LookAtMyCommentOkay 6 days ago
@LookAtMyCommentOkay
Don't remind us man
worldclasspervert 5 days ago
jim carey is the shit!
jahmehz 6 days ago
@jahmehz you are peace of shit, man
MrZisdead 6 days ago
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@MrZisdead ... I don't know where you're from, but "the shit", in American English slang, means good/cool/awesome. I was complimenting him. Also, you spelled "piece" wrong. Good day.
jahmehz 6 days ago
@jahmehz u are shit!
TheoryLofS 5 days ago
gracias por los subtitulos
JennyCherMeryl 6 days ago
I see blur.
pirate19791979 6 days ago
People have to know this is classic old stuff and back than we didn't have pixels xD
MrOnYx26 1 week ago
oh man, i've heard of 240p or recordings with dishwashers or lettuce leaves.. but this is something else!
MrMacaroonMan 1 week ago
maybe even him!!! yeah i am talking to you
mpremprouas 1 week ago
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Pelase mercyfull God!!! Upload this video in a watchable normal quality!!!
Thank you!
Every Jim Carrey fan
Aquabat84 1 week ago
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pixel
ih8ericthemidget 1 week ago
"...god bless you and you have blessed us and as he has blessed us through you." absolutely brilliant.
mike69dude 1 week ago 2
even when jim is a pixel hes still funny
AlexBkatzmann 1 week ago 149
@AlexBkatzmann LOL
marsipannable 3 days ago
jack nicholson part was genius
monstrum001 1 week ago
@monstrum001 Yeah man!!!
56533316 1 week ago
I never comment on a vids quality as i agree its boring as loads of ppl do it but Jesus Christ lol
Satanslore 1 week ago
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jim carrey is the best person ever
necromorph238 1 week ago
Jim Carrey is truly a comedic genius. This is one of the funniest bits, in my opinion...and that is saying something, because he has so many great, great performances. Gutsy, funny, and laugh-out-loud humor. He's terrific.
dux4111 1 week ago
El Humor de Jim Carrey traspasa los pixeles.
jonathan1409 1 week ago
bad video quality waaaaahhhhhh my life is so hard
senorvolasco 1 week ago
no me habia reido tanto, y TANTO en un discurso de homenaje como este es simplemente EXTRAORDINARIO muchas GRACIAS POR COMPARTIRLO =)
jonathan1409 1 week ago 2
4:10-4:20 omg so funny XD
martinthomsen2009 1 week ago
god i love that guy..
FuncaliciousFeet 1 week ago
4k
1080p
720p
480p
360p
240p
Minecraft
This shit
betozorato 1 week ago
el que no se rie con Jim Carrey es un culo roto
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true american ass lickin goin on there lol
hearocklove 1 week ago
true american ass lickin goin on there lol
hearocklove 1 week ago
what kind of potato did you record this with?
HxCSounds 1 week ago
Filmed using HD (Hair Dryer)
kingklabe 1 week ago
lol at all these comments... Are you guys giving tribute to Jim Carrey by saying all these funny stuff?
MarkTheCode 1 week ago
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-Ladies and Gentleman, Jim Carrey!
*A Black dot walks in*
kikiliop 1 week ago
is it weird that there is two upside down crosses behind Jim Carry ?
MrChinostixxx 1 week ago
WAOOOO... TRIBUTO A UNA GRANDE DE LA ACTUACIÓN... TAMBIÉN LA ADORO...
CARLOTAHART 1 week ago
talent,talent,talent!
gamaouououou7 1 week ago
Good God actors are so fucked up in the head. Acting is not of any type of importance in life, its just simply entertainment, nothing else, these retards are acting like they are curing cancer. What a bunch of big headed windbags. These people are seriously flawed needing attention and admiration from one another and the sheepish public.
HappyJackProduction1 1 week ago
@HappyJackProduction1 You're so ignorant. Sorry, but its true. Acting is Art. Art is indispensable for humanity in every time in history and in every culture. Its not only "enterteiment" Its a comunicating instrument and, in contrary of what u say, teach people to be open minded and sensitive. Without Art people would be insensitive sheepish robots. Literature, theather, visual arts, sculpture, and many others... all Art, all reflecting human life, feelings and thoughts, Art is our mirror.
Hercho22 1 week ago 2
@Hercho22 Spoken like a true dreamer and the real ignorant one. What i said is fact, end of story, but folks like yourself who look outside themselves into a fantasy land to feel sensitive cant conceive such true to life facts. Art is entertainment and each person on the planet has a different reaction to all kinds of art but the fact remains.....acting is entertainment, nothing more, completely and utterly unimportant. Btw, im a HUGE movie fan but im not blind to reality, like most.
HappyJackProduction1 1 week ago
@HappyJackProduction1 Bullshit. You are not a true fan if you don't know the impact a movie, and by extension, the art of acting can have on a human being. With just two hours the greatest filmmakers on earth have the ability to move us to tears, blind us with laughter, inspire us to do great things, apparently something that small minded people like you are incapable of understanding. Do you have any idea the power that they have?
Skepsis93 1 week ago 2
@Skepsis93 Thank you for speaking this great truth.
Somethingsmissing94 1 week ago
@HappyJackProduction1 I cannot imagine how I would have got through some of the most difficult parts of my life without the escapism a great movie or TV show can provide. Please don't belittle the importance of what these people do.
Skepsis93 1 week ago 2
@Skepsis93 Well said.
Somethingsmissing94 1 week ago
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Somethingsmissing94 1 week ago
jim carry legend
MrTwhale1990 1 week ago
Shannys, are you part of MS family? Donde aprendistes el español tan bien? adoro el comediante pero mucho mas a la homenajeada
henrycard 1 week ago
De Niro is better than all of them combined
tortellino23 1 week ago 2
genie
wolyw2 1 week ago
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wolyw2 1 week ago
5:34 FRIENDS behind Jim :)
3362mimi 2 weeks ago
moi j'ai qu'une chose adire vive les sous titres francais c'est la derniere fois que je le mettrais
tine06100 2 weeks ago
oh youtube has 10p quality !
nickey08vijay 2 weeks ago
Which pixel was Jim Carrey?
kalivon 2 weeks ago 84
@kalivon the ''I write retarded coments cause i have nothing inteligent to say'' one... !!!!
vonShpitzberg 1 week ago
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ENTERRAPTURE20 2 weeks ago
Jim Carrey is absolutely amazing!!! Honestly, this guy has my respect, i really adore him <3
ayllasousa 2 weeks ago
THE BEST COMEDIANT EVER . JIM CARREY and the second favourite to me is Mr. Bean.
SriLanka19801 2 weeks ago
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GARBAGE WHITE
IM ARAB
I KILLED ALL YOU IN 911
HO HO HO
IM OSAMA FOLLOWER
taliban911ify 2 weeks ago
@taliban911ify kewl story broham.
JonnyUnderrated 2 weeks ago
Oh good, I'll change the quality from 240p to.....oh shit..
bartonstaleter 2 weeks ago
god, even the audio is pixelated...
GetMeThere1 2 weeks ago
love his taunt at robert de niro !!!
carolroger86 2 weeks ago
Jim Carrey's over the top is priceless
vonmoose 2 weeks ago
very nice audio
parhambass 2 weeks ago
lol
Anonymous3209 2 weeks ago
if it weren't jim carrey pointing the finger at de niro, this person would be dead already but jim carrey is a fuc**ng legend just as de niro, streep and nicholson....
Oldschoolrap91 2 weeks ago
If you give me one dollar for every time someone say "if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i´d have one dollar" i would have a billion dollars.
PengPoyZneiz 2 weeks ago 76
@PengPoyZneiz I would like to see you finding a better video for this AMAZING speech and tell the other million of people who saw this a show them if is easy to you.
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@PengPoyZneiz The young turks(TYT) talked about this in 2005 i think. nice did not know that it was shown here.
But the clip at The young turks(TYT) was way longer? hey where is the rest:) you stole by battleship lol that was funny:)
Star wars review:)
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mcdlover4 1 week ago
If you give me one dollar for each pixel in your vid I would probably get only one dollar
G0BLIN1000 2 weeks ago
@GoodGodVibrations ur high lol
ThatWasPrettyFunny 2 weeks ago
Great Jack Nicholson impression- total genius
D3cyTH3r 2 weeks ago 2
i dont want to complain, but this is BRUTAL quality :)
willzer808 2 weeks ago
simple bullshit american humour he good one jim funny lad :>
95bhoy 2 weeks ago
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....the problem, IMO, is that the human psyche leads us into seeing ourselves as the highest, most important, life form in all of existence. So we form this image of an intimate relationship with the creative force, forming all the dogma that we see today.
That explains why the Pope was so reluctant to accept Copernicus' discovery which implied that the Earth isn't the center of the universe and why so many religious people can't open up to the idea that aliens might exist.
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GoodGodVibrations 2 weeks ago
Is it a LEGO Jim Carrey?
schef75 2 weeks ago
dude he made cliff laugh!!
ToXicGunsmith 2 weeks ago
He had it, but went on too long.
pnutbutrncrackers 2 weeks ago
Why does crap quality video got over million views?
jwh1999 2 weeks ago
Full SD (Shit Definition)
mjolnir1981 2 weeks ago
This guy is crazy!!! Lol the balls is must take to do all that in front of a room filled with the biggest actors and actresses ever! Jim Carey is a legend!
SexyTannedGuy 3 weeks ago 2
Thanx! hahaha.....
SMZcom 3 weeks ago
i think this was recorded with the lens top on.
elektrokuma 3 weeks ago
jim carey looks like a bald man here nice quality man lol
lostintimeline 3 weeks ago
I could see him having sex. when he gets it in..
"lllliiiikee a glove!"
marqasaurr 3 weeks ago
The guts shown in this routine r just epic
MrJamjam87 3 weeks ago
Funny video, but you obviously recorded it with your nipples.
Stranglehold432 3 weeks ago
Jim Carrey EPIC! Yes he is over the top and can seem initially obnoxious, but once you accept that is the entire point it becomes hilarious. Just look at his audience which are some of the most gifted dramatic actors in the world and he still has the nerve to pull it off and make them all laugh.
702dirtrider 3 weeks ago
My God, if I had a dollar for every pixel in this video I'd have 1 nickel...
DeathJustice 3 weeks ago 106
@DeathJustice hahaha, best comment ever.
ArlithCake 3 weeks ago
@DeathJustice Thanks! That made me shoot hot coffee out of my nose!
InfernalGaze 2 weeks ago
@DeathJustice fractional pixel video .. interesting ...
googlefrump 2 weeks ago
@DeathJustice I think those are called sprites :)
ragnarthelibrarian 2 weeks ago
@DeathJustice lmao
tlovelee9 2 weeks ago
@DeathJustice no 240 dollars: O your rich
Bollalillo 2 weeks ago
@DeathJustice that can't be... you'd have a negative number.
nicolasibarra84 2 weeks ago
@DeathJustice My God, if I had a dollar every time I read this fucking pixel comment on youtube I'd be a fucking multi billionaire
pacovl46 1 week ago
@pacovl46 Dear lord, if this comment chain keeps going I'll have a billion trillion dollars before the year 2040.
nazi8per 1 week ago
@nazi8per exactly, and what do we learn from this?
pacovl46 1 week ago
3:00 yall 3:00 lol
mycahdbrown 3 weeks ago
Did you record this from under your arm pit with a commodore 64?
justind71 3 weeks ago 2
@justind71 You just made me laugh so hard i think i pee'd a little!
oxworx 3 weeks ago
clown
exomorphe 3 weeks ago
@4:56 DEMONIOS!
batiris 3 weeks ago
awesome quality
peterchuvalov 3 weeks ago 2
If I had a nickel for every pixel in this video, I'd have one nickel.
BeadleBelfry 3 weeks ago 4
3:16 MERYLS DOWN MERYLS DOWN LOL
beauzuluuluz 3 weeks ago
too bad he had to bring god into it.
zazen108 3 weeks ago
epic.
AmbikaS26 3 weeks ago
240p we meet again.
BillyJoe354 3 weeks ago
@BillyJoe354 fuck you and that idiotic comment !!!
TheCrepCrep 3 weeks ago