Boyfriend, fuck you!

[MegaMetallica12345]

holy shit did u see tht fuckin dog it like bounced off the fuvking ground lol

[BaltoChallenge]

Hahahah lololol

[DroNeVital]

Fuck you! Whiskey!!

[keletoniatehsecond]

story of my life... no really, this is

[KevanB]

Whiskay!

[MrJustinMcdonald]

story of my life

[finlanderxx]

Whiskey!

[ZopiloteMachine]

1:52 That is all.

[AbduCola]

Denim Industries!!!!!!!!!

[starknife]

Fuck you.....WHISKEY!

[Jokris100]

I have to try this!

[Broockle]

this sux....

[gjav413]

my favorite part was when he said,"Fuck you".

[xxPithius10n1xx]

i got to get scrumfie back to my boyfriend.. FUCK YOU! *punt*

[drksquee]

thumbs up if you know about this before fucking everyone. Snuff box, Dark Place, IT Crowd. Fuck off everyone else.

[natalier555]

baahahah at the dog scene



[kubo0666]

rwj or not :D world needs to see this :D:D:D it´s hilarious :D

[earydog]

hilarious as fuck.

[evillaugher]

This video attracts a lot of love from the kind of pathetic guy unaware it's solely making fun of them.

[SSacchi]

the RWJ army has arrived!

[buchananjames]

RWJ brought me here :D

[pimpjuice739]

the dog scene was best :D

[BabyEmmiCake]

XD LOL "I have a boyfriend" FUCK YOU *Kick*

[sbrownin]

"Aerected-uhhhhh"

[FiRD5]

the last one had me in stitches HAHAH

[YourAverageJoey]

wtf is a bill burr???

[EBeBIG]

@YourAverageJoey

Bill Burr is a very funny and outspoken comedian.

[roblloyd1703]

I find myself watching this after a lot of nights out!

[NozzRhad]

Every damn time.

[SaraMlkw]

hhhhh pooor dog...

[Darkgabo9]

I love the dog-punts

[shadowfilm]

- Hello there beautiful!

- Oh hello.

- Piss off!

[hungry45muffins]

2:02 Erec-ted-uhhhh.



[barelycertain]

WHISKAA

[FireWalkWithMe67]

I love how after he jump-kicks, he goes for the second one. Oh well, WHISKYYY!!!

[Darduel]

boyfriend? GROUND!

[RolyPolyOrli]

fuck you!



[cuntylishus]

I've always wanted to jump-kick a dog.

[LewisPlaysGames]

"Hand this one to my boyfriend" FUCK YOU!, WHISKY!

[atsaish]

this is the only adequate reaction towards stupid bitches with gay boyfriends...

[EjvindDark]

WHISKA!

[Arrowshift]

Whiskey!



[ThineStatus]

Hahahahaaaaaaaa!! I've always wanted to do that. Terrific!!

[r0l00L]

Fuck you!, whiskeeyyyy !!

[poopkid21]

Turning to the friend at 1:45 would be the best choice.

[cestark23]

@gruppetta13 Fuck you!

[cragmac1000]

I enjoy the first fuck you the most!

[cestark23]

This guy is my hero!

[ghmasterful]

thumbs up if bill burr brought you here

[ReferencesRStupid]

Hilarious.

[Toxic317]

@RainbowCrazy101 Quit your bitching

[MustangManiac1115]

Thank you bill burr. Vid is hilarious!

[drmjr]

I'm American, but I feel the same way he does.

[bfmv580]

WHISKEY!

[MiPerson]

WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

[Toxic317]

I love it when he kicks the dog, and then the other one too XD

[RainbowCrazy101]

@Toxic317 Kicking dogs aren't funny.So you can go die in a hole

[pokiou]

@RainbowCrazy101

There not real dogs moron.

[pokiou]

Respond to this video... Nor is breaking a mans heart, so FVCK YOU

[RainbowCrazy101]

@pokiou -_-' So it is a dog...A man is a retard sometimes

[Coffeebeard]

@RainbowCrazy101 Kicking a singular dog is not funny. Flamboyantly kicking a second dog during retreat, thereby scoring a coveted "dog combo" is fucking hilarious. Debate is over.

[RainbowCrazy101]

@Coffeebeard What is wrong with you people

[RVT316]

@totheend1251 you're right, kicking a dog isn't funny, only fucking one is.

[totheend1251]

Funny in general, but kicking a dog isn't funny ever.

[daspidermc]

stop being a smug cunt

[dmaguire303]

I like how they beeped out pussy.

[Btriex]

Also here because of Bill Burr... OH JEEZUZ

[lamerthenlife]

on the swing he should have just held onto it, the bitch wouldve leaned forward and died

[chinezyxx]

FUCK YOU !!

[aguvya]

Thumbs up if you knew about this before this Bill Burr....... just fucking with ya, you cunts Bill Burr fucking rules

[dbdh8]

Thank you for this suggestion Bill Burr.

[00D00]

@dbdh8 indeed, a good laugh I had today.

[blackdot1128]

Bill Burr Rocks! Even tho, there's an error and Youtube is not letting me watch the video!

[caltrof]

@blackdot1128 just google the title and look at the video results. The vid is in other sites. try it.

[hedkrak456]

@blackdot1128 HILARIOUS!! I just listened to his podcast. He is so Funny... OHHH JEESUS!!

[ncoble03]

Another MMPC listener here... Long live Bill Burr!!

[Sixstrings81]

I loved it. 5 stars and Bill Burr sent me here.

[pmh2k9]

Oh jeeezuz...

[tr9092]

Mmpodcast was here. Snuffbox is a great show also....

[caltrof]

Bill Burr brought me here

[turkeyandbacon]

HAHA the second dog kick saved this video from running on for too long.

Long live TMMPC

[NeckPickup]

i vote this video for president

[R3dN3cK810]

bill burr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrChillgoose]

@R3dN3cK810 HELL YEAHH.  MMpodcast is where its at

[R3dN3cK810]

@MrChillgoose hey you know where the video how to talk to cops is at? haha i cant find it

[farbus5]

so true, lol

[vaajchang]

i better get scuffy back to my bf...Fuck You..*kick the dog and kick the other dog* LOL

[CSPlayerzzz]

Fuck you !

[rsneves1973]

Fantastic! I just couldnt understand the dialogue between the man and the first lady. Can anybody help me?

[lyricaltesting]

HAHAAH that was brilliant!

[spiroff90]

fuck you. WHISKEY!

[Malfunai85]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackbaggerlolol1]

I fucking lose it when he kicks the dog at the end.

[cluk619]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[bulldog4580]

last 1 was epic



[BloodyHands2000]

@bulldog4580 no it wasn't it's CRUEL!!!!!

[tonycns]

WHISKEY! XD

[smoothcriminal7033]

I lost it when he kicked the second dog

[o2FRESH4u]

redditt

[alex05ist]

LMFAO

[SomniatorAeterna]

2:29 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU . . . Like a boss XD

[djzardonic]

EPIC IN SO MANY LEVELS!!!!!!!!! I believe it pretty much says what most men actually truly feel inside when they're trying to get a girl.

[matthew4389]

Best video i have ever seen

[krusha666]

This should be legislated as legal behavior

[TheGodFatherChair]

I HAAAAAAAAAAATE when they mention their boyfriend fast. I never mention any of my girlfriends in the first 5 minutes of a conversation because it is just unnatural.

[stefonamus]

If all men had tjos coirage .....

[sammer130]

Whiskey!

[OnLock]

To give this context to the women: it's a condensended paraody of the long-term bullshit a lot of men have gone through. A lot of us have gotten jerked around over weeks (some even months) only to find out a girl has a boyfriend, and that we've wasted time trying to woo a girl. This is just a hilarious venting of that situation. 

[EwwSam]

@OnLock The bullshit MEN go through? The video shows no definitive flirting on the part of the girls.

[UniqueConformity]

@EwwSam It doesnt take the definitive funny out of the video. :D

[kobaine298120]

@EwwSam But the girls realize he is flirting and try to take advantage of it in a small way. This is just a video made as a PARODY of said situation. IRL some women will take total advantage of men and even hide the fact that they are engaged or in a relationship. This was made just for giggles

[ANeonTiger]

@OnLock Yeah I think women can understand what's going on...

[00D00]

@OnLock Not to mention wasting money.

[alreadytaken92]

@OnLock wow amen to that. shit's annoying as hell

[cestark23]

@OnLock Yeah most of the time they just thrive off the male attention because their boyfriend can't meet their needs...such bullshit....that causes major sexual frustration...

[dinolandra]

@OnLock That wouldn't happen if you didn't try to get into the pants of every woman you met.

[wcacwa7679]

@dinolandra

I think you're missing the irony but ok!

[override367]

@dinolandra if we didnt try to get into the pants of every woman we met, the human race would have died out long, long ago

[HomelessKangaroo]

@dinolandra we need incentive to make the first move, god knows women won't

[tonyboy7809]

hello there beautiful, oh hello ... piss off lol

[iranoutofgoodnames]

erected eh...

[gsofficial]

errectteeeeddduuuuhhh

[Soulslayerzx]

Omg this is hilariious!

[kevthfc88]

Genius!

[Aticston]

This isn't even funny, its just exceptionally evil

The guy wants to get laid, the second he finds out he's got no chance, he throws a hissy fit

If this was IRL this man would be in a jailcell searching for the anal cream to smooth his stay

and you guys say "Lead him on" WTF? Every instance he walks up and tries to be of help only to score, and again, finds out he has no chance and throws the ultimate hissy fit. Like the lady with the drinks, or the woman carrying the terrarium

[Smeggers08]

@Aticston lol I bet no one likes you irl.

[aaronwolvesknowsit]

@Aticston you just dont get comedy sketches, do u think this is real or something lol?!

you'v gotta be a fat man hating lezza with no friends to not get this haha

[VTrhythm]

@Aticston It's a fucking joke!!!!

[paintballcraka]

@Aticston just go disconnect your internet right now and never come back online

[simonsmp]

@Aticston You sound like a woman. Shutup.

[PsykoSquid]

@Aticston That's nice fatty

[invisiblestars]

@Aticston If this was real life, the man would be saying " Well..you're not that hot anyway."  Like we give a fuck.

[LudiHERMANkoknit]

@Aticston I think men think women should understand by now that men don't do random acts of kindness for the sake of being kind. They only want to get laid. Women should decline help if they're not interested, because otherwise they're just wasting their time. Men don't understand that most women just think "oh, yeah free help!", instead of "I'll just act like I'm interested in him till he gets my job done".

[snipelfritz]

1:54 I'm pretty sure this is what England is like all the time.

[Bandomemphis]

what show is this from?

[2Dzz]

@Bandomemphis read the FUCKING description you insolent piece of shit.

[Bandomemphis]

@2Dzz hahaha, i noticed it a little after i posted this. sorry to have offended you because of i looked over something. i wish i could sue all the doctors that delivered you for letting you live.

[2Dzz]

@Bandomemphis I wish I could sue your fucking eye doctors you blind fucking cum guzzler.

[lauris3722]

@Bandomemphis

Read damn description

[Ccolebrooked]

Whiskaaay!

[eddie85u]

-Hello there beautiful

-Oh hello

-Please sir!

[gazzaroth321]

haha thats genius!!

[TF3D]

LOL

[TheVivvav]

I was kinda hoping he'd kick the dog.

[iceslim0]

Sometimes I still do this when I'm the boyfriend (oops)

[pfernando27]

only girls thumbs down

[forman1200]

that old man is awesome: "Hello there beautiful!"

"... oh hello ; ) "

[Ccolebrooked]

This is pretty awesome.

[Acr2440]

Bob Fossil and Dr. Rick Sanchez?

[monkaymo]

@Acr2440 I loved Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. It is nice to see someone else who recognized him. = ].

[HandsomeDynamite]

This is the greatest video on youtube.

[TheStig000]

WHISKEYYY!

[jake85060]

hahahaahahahahahahahhahaha FUCK YOU! kicks dog ahahahahahahahahaha

[TheStig000]

@jake85060 Love how he kicks the other dog too, that had me rofling.

[MaverickAbruzzi]

Women are filthy and deserve this kind of response! Who wants to go where too many men have been anyway? Makes me feel sick!

WHISKEY!

[LimmBurger]

Fucking. Brilliant.

[Uhnkledax]

Lol, if the guy comes onto you, or helps you with something, there is nothing wrong with accepting his help.

When a guy comes onto me, I dotn yell IM ENGAGED and run away, its rude, i am just polite and dont act interested in him.

What if I do need help and a guy offers it, do I say no just cause I know his motives. Thats not fair to only have help if you are single, but if ur taken, F*ck it.

How can a woman take advantage by accepting assistance? Lol we must be more powerful than I thought!

[Ayanami555]

@Uhnkledax Admittedly, this video is not the best examples of what the sketch was trying to convey. I guess some men think that ideally a woman would do exactly as you just said, say it from the first, even if it's 'rude.' They think not mentioning it right off is leading them on, but again in these sketches that's a tad unreasonable of him. I have a better case of being led on, but I'm running out of characters here. Long story short, men should just assume taken until proven single.

[Uhnkledax]

@Ayanami555 Its just wierd to blurt out oh by the way Im taken. What if the guy wasnt interestd and was just bing nice, then its so awkward. Yesterday I was helping a single father at a shoe store and I measured his kids feet and he asked if I had children, I said no, he asked if I was married and I said no but I am engaged. It wasnt awkard. He asked in a nicevway, but imagine if I all of a sudden blurted out Im taken!!!

I have never led a guy on if I knew his intentions tho, thats just cruel.

[Uhnkledax]

@Ayanami555 But even if I dont say Im taken I always make sure my ring is in plain sight when I think someone is interested, whether I have to pretend to fix my necklace or even play around with the ring on my finger, I hate making nice guys have false hope, even if its not my fault.

[Ayanami555]

@Uhnkledax Well don't worry, this sketch is a little off base even if it's funny. Anyway, my one issue I mentioned...I talked this this chick many times at the book store, she had PLENTY of chances to mention she was engaged...she mentioned her father, why wouldn't she mention her fiance? Of course, you can imagine how awkward that was for me when I finally asked her out. You might say 'you should have looked for a ring' well maybe I did or didn't I forget, but still.

[Uhnkledax]

@Ayanami555 Oh I know this sketch made me laugh so hard!

Oh I know, if she saw you all the time she should have let you know..that wasnt fair to you :(

Yeah I try to mention Im taken, I remember this guy asked me what time I got off work and I told him my boyfriend was picking me up at 9...I squeeze it in when I can without seeming rude. No you don't have to look for a ring, it isnt ur job, you were focused on a beautiful girl :D and some girls wear rings there as a purity ring too, not engaged

[Ayanami555]

@Uhnkledax Or all sorts of other rings, so it's not always clear if they're even wearing one or not :p But yeah it's best to assume taken until proven single, that way you can't be disappointed. The girl did seem a bit flaky though...cute and nice to talk to but absentminded. Not airheaded per se though, she wasn't an idiot. Oh well. But yeah, this issue is more complex than one would think.

[Uhnkledax]

@Ayanami555 Yeah I guess you are right...:D

Yeah and girls need to learn to only wear a ring there if they are engaged haha.

Well, i hope that doesnt happen to you often, that stinks.

[faismasterx]

@Ayanami555 Or you could, you know, assuming nothing and just ask her if she's single (and interested), like a normal person.

[TheNobleBard]

This is a wonderful attitude to have. Don't let women play you.

[TheNobleBard]

Maybe we would be friends with you if you didn't play games with us!

[ab19201920]

....christen this folly I..... erectedddd.....

[sassiesk8r]

LMFAO

[strike402me]

if you could bring this to my boyfriend...FUCK YOU ahhhhhhh

[Lunnafe]

Not funny. Go kick a parent of yours. Stupid comediant, stupid video.

[phoinx3D]

@Lunnafe I would never ever do any harm to any kind of animal, but I certainly can find this funny yet. It's dark humor. It just doesn't work for you. No need to be aggressive like that.