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  • Great video

  • you made the wrong one in the womb you little fuck!- lmao that was hilarious

  • I lived this video. hilarious!

  • lmao!! you're hilarious XP <3

  • I'm not a homophobe, i just strongly disagree with them, Marriage is meant for a man and a woman. Sex is meant for a man and woman, why you ask? to reproduce none the less! (non religious point ofview

  • @RFxZhaoYun so heterosexuals can't have sex for the sake of having sex? That's not for reproduction

  • @RFxZhaoYun The world doesn't need an even more increased rate of children being born. Your argument is invalid.

  • Being with the same sex just defeats the cycle of life, how hard is that to see. Lol

  • No, not smart at all, my problem with gay marriage, or just same sex being together in a sexual relationship, is the fact that you can't reproduce. We as humans, are meant to reproduce.

  • @RFxZhaoYun How many children do you have? One ...two...seven? How many? If thats the case then you should only have sex to reproduce.

  • you sir are fun as well as smart

  • um... did you strait up lift the script off this video?  watch?v=ncDr8barGy4&feature=re­lated

  • @IHasChannel I apologize, I was pretty intoxicated when I wrote that. On a second viewing it proved to be only kinda similar.

  • @iosifion youre right, you are not an animal and you have a free will to choose who, and what you want to be, so why dont gay people have the same option to chose who they want to be and not be discriminated for it, i bet if you had a gay child you would change your opinions pretty quick

  • We should legalize same-self marriages. I think Dennis Rodman did and Steve Jobs married his ego too, right??

  • That's a fine lookin' dog ya got there. A nice one!

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  • anyone notice that he had the bible on top of a book on logic lol

  • you be trollin?

  • sir you have earned the respect of the irish may i tip my hat off to you may it be randomly on the street if i get into scad in US or vancouver film school or if not and decide to go london on it virtually from belfast =D

  • I've subscribed, You're fucking hilarious. It's refreshing to see wit, opposed to morons yelling random obscenities in my face.

  • You just copied other people you dumb ass.

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  • Great Vid!!

    

  • @iosifion

    "you are looking for evidence to justify your behavior"

    I'm not gay

    "STD's are present because of sexual perversion"

    That's absolutely false

    "its your choice"

    When did you choose to be heterosexual?

    "you are out of normality (abnormal)"

    So is multiple sclerosis. Is it wrong to have multiple sclerosis? I think we're done here.

  • @iosifion

    Every bit of terminology you use such as "in bondage" or "opress" is ASSUMING hte very thing you're trying to prove, that being that homosexuality is wrong. You aren't demonstrating it by calling it oppression or inserting the word bondage, you're just using buzz words. Again, ASSUMING it is a choice doesn't make it wrong. Present evidence that demonstrates that homosexuality is wrong and abnormal or stop wasting my time and yours.

  • @iosifion Humans are animals, first of all. Second, what my point was is that, it occurs in nature, and thus it is natural and it is normal. I guess maybe the hang up is how you are defining "normal". What is "normal" to you? Moreover, why don't you demonstrate how it is abnormal? Furthermore, demonstrate how something being "abnormal" would also make it immoral, because you've yet to get anywhere near demonstrating anything close to that.

  • @iosifion

    And btw, yes they I can prove it's normal. It's something we find all through the animal kingdom. So it is normal.

  • @iosifion

    That doesn't matter. If you want to legislate against it, you have the burden of proof to demonstrate that it's not moral, and no one has yet to do that without a logical fallacy or unconstitutional use of religion.

  • Mhmmm.... yip.... interesting..... *Snatches cute puppy*

  • i love my boyfriend not because he's a guy

    i don't dress up like a girl

    nor do i act like one

    i'm with him and he's with me for one thing and one thing only

    love,

    we need each other we make each other happy

    so instead of stopping some one from being happy

    YOU SHOULD GET SOME ONE OF YOUR OWN AND STOP KISSING YOUR DOG YOU RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON WANNA-BE!!!

  • @GayPanda808

    Sorry if you missed the irony and satire of this video.

  • I was sharpening my troll claws when I came here but then I listened and was like "seems legit"

  • ahhh I like this one better than the other one because of the 'side-jokes'. Good job. Oh yeah, anyone who thinks this guy is being serious is obviously not paying attention to what he's saying...or to the world around them.

  • Ummm...you stole all of this so....

  • @JKBambalam

    No I didn't.

    "Inspired by one of those emails that float around."

    

  • Um, I am pretty sure he was being sarcastic just to see what people would say. No person who went through high school would just deliberately make themselves look like an idiot in such an obvious manner. He was stating a lot of stuff a little too on que and obviously stupid. Just saying I thinks its a troll to get people going.....

  • you're gay.

  • Well said.

  • good point but the same reasons have already been used in like 10 other videos lol

  • I love how 99% of people who watched this think you're being serious.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin a man. thanks for this fuckin funny vid.

  • FUCK YOU, GO BACK TO KRU KLUX KLAN

  • i was brought up a catholic, i love God and the upbringing I was given. However, i in no way believe i am betraying my religion because i believe whole heartedly that people have the right to love who they will love, assuming there is mutal consent. You do not have to choose between religion and liberalism, make up your own mind, love because God loves, and DO NOT shove your beliefs down everyones throats, because religion, like love, is a personal relationship. Great vid x

  • I giggled to high hell at this!

  • u might actually be able to walk around in china

  • @JoHannaWaechter lol so funy

  • Some one is a closet lesbian!!! Take a good look at yourself!

  • @jerrygreg2 hi mate, sorry but wtf! First your raciest and then you make an unfunny joke. And IHasChannel... why haven’t you responded to my last comment? Upset?

  • @IHasChannel lol u didn’t even say u didn’t lol that means it happened!!!

  • @IHasChannel at least i didn’t lose my virginity to my mom! Owned!

  • @EthanJWDavies

    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......­....owned...........

  • @EthanJWDavies Owned? You post like a 12 year old. I'm guessing you haven't lost your virginity to anyone yet, and when you do it will be to another dude. ;)

  • Christians have a perfectly good reason for there believes and we don't need some random guy sir with he's dog and take the piss out of my religion. FUCK OFF

  • @EthanJWDavies

    The fact is, no you DON'T have a very good reason for your beliefs you bigoted fuck.

  • @IHasChannel in case you did not notice he was making fun of the stupid reasons against gay marriage

  • @EthanJWDavies You swore, you threw a tantrum, did it have the desires effect? Did you manage to stop people from laughing at your religion?

    HAHA!

    Clearly not!

  • @EthanJWDavies u MAD U BRAINWASHED?!?!

  • @EthanJWDavies - Well if your views were not enough evidence, this clusterfuck of a sentence should serve as proof of what a stupid piece of shit you are.

  • Absolutely brilliant, a real tour de force. Won't convince the bigots, perhaps bigotry is genetic too? Anyway I loved it.

  • @Zachcs6 retard

  • Homophobe...

  • Making out with the dog was the best part. Not to mention the dog reciprocated that love.

  • this is ingenious. you have my respsect sir.

  • this is ingenious

  • You sir, are a legend!

  • actualy there's a guy who married his dog and i still don't see nothing wrong with that xD

  • @ihittheballfar Not as RIDICULOUS as your spelling. You know, when you're in an intellectual or (especially if) you are in a philosophical debate, or any debate, correct spelling, grammar, and word choice is just as quintessential as your research. You really seem to have NONE, other than personal experience, which attests to most, if not all evidence, that your god exists. Perhaps it's good enough to prove to you and I respect that, but that as an argument to convince other people is stupid.

  • @ihittheballfar I find it interesting how most religious academics that study your bible probably as thoroughly as theologians are atheists. Watch the atheist experience. One of them even was studying to become a pastor. Therefore, being Christian isn't a requisite for comprehension, it's only a requisite for believing. I'm not degrading your religion. I find SOME of it's stories to be quite beautiful. Do I have to be a christian to like the stories? To me, it's like a good fiction book.

  • This is a joke

  • Gay ppl shud b allowed to wed

  • @ihittheballfar I'm sure there are several things in that bible of yours you choose to ignore or shrug off to your convenience. I'm sorry, but any Christian that opposes gay marriage based off the bible is a hypocrite.

  • I love your min-pin! We adopted ours 2 years ago from a shelter and she has brought so much joy to our lives! Sorry, your pup looks very similar to mine. Great video,

  • @shaggzm4

    She looks like a min-pin doesn't she! But she's actually a chihuahua-dachshund mix!

  • Being gay is wrong, just like instant oatmeal, lol.

  • Gay marriage wrong because 1.) the anus functions best as an exit (not an entrance), and 2.) legalizing Gay marriage is merely another step towards the total pansification and moral degradation of our already depraved society.

  • @TheOldBeef

    That's the most nonsensical, inaccurate, bigoted bunch of bullshit I've ever heard.

  • @TheOldBeef Yes because homosexuals are only homosexuals because they enjoy anal sex... You, sir, are an idiot. Where do your moral principles come from? God?

  • @sickness324 Where do your moral principles come from? Your ass?

  • @TheOldBeef No. My principles come from a value and legitimate care for Life itself. It comes from love, my friend. Not a holy book, but simply by experiencing acts of kindness. I'm a tolerant person, sir. But the one thing I do not tolerate is intolerance itself. That paradoxical truth is a profound one to me. I can't stand it when people don't accept something. You don't have to agree with it, just respect it. Acknowledge that it exists and move on. That's the only reason I bothered with you.

  • @sickness324 Respecting things you disagree with is nonsensical. I will attempt to explain my "nonsensical, inaccurate, bigoted" comment in more detail to you reactionary bumpkins. My first point, that the anus functions best as an exit, was meant primarily as a joke, but also to point out the fact that members of the same sex do not fit together quite as nicely as those of the opposite sex and that anal sex is physically less healthy (although I am not an expert on the subject).

  • @TheOldBeef What of all the disabled couples like Stephen Hawking? Should he be denied a right to a glorious union simply because he's disabled? Or how bout the infertile couples? Or perhaps those with STD's and can't have sexual intercourse at all. Does that make their love somehow less valid? it's no different for gays. Even if, and it's a big IF, they choose not to engage in sex, they still have a right to romance and love.

  • @sickness324 stupid point!

  • @jhadb777 Yeah. I tend to make a lot of those.

  • @sickness324 My second point has more to it than meets the [your] eye. The "pansification" and "moral degradation" I am referring to have nothing to do with the vague moral principles elucidated in so-called holy books. For gays to demand the government recognize their union and give them equal benefits is an act inimical to freedom and self-reliance and therefore pansy-ish. It is my viewpoint that the government should not sanction marriage at all - of either kind.

  • @TheOldBeef Marriage to me is a failure yes, but I don't think they don't have the right to love eachother and decide for themselves what course their relationship will take. I agree though, that government should not be part of civil unions, and I also agree that union under government is ludicrous.

  • @sickness324 In summation, I obviously acknowledge that homosexuality exists and would have moved beyond the subject long ago had I not been prodded by others' misunderstandings. I certainly hope that a person quoting anarchists can appreciate my anarchistic viewpoints concerning this subject. For the record it is easier for me to think than to condemn; I condemn things only after a good deal of thought. I love too, but one cannot love everything with equal passion. Love is contradictory.

  • @TheOldBeef No I totally agree. I am actually an anarchist lol. But I disagree with that view on love. However, to each his own. Anarchy allows us both to have are views as well as mutually respect them, so I suppose I must apologize for calling you an idiot. I disagree with you, but I shouldn't degrade your points either. I apologize.

  • @TheOldBeef "It's easier to condemn than to think."- Emma Goldman.

  • @ihittheballfar

    Comparing alcoholism to being homosexual is absolutely appalling and offensive. And wrong. Becoming an alcoholic is a choice. Being an alcoholic is an addiction. Being homosexuality is not a choice. It's been determined with reasonable scientific evidence that you're born gay or straight, or somewhere in between. It's not a choice. (Just so you know). But ignoring, being an alcoholic is demonstrably unhealthy. What's demonstrably unhealthy about being gay?

  • @IHasChannel

    *being homosexual*

  • @ihittheballfar

    What about all the Christians who are okay with gays and don't think it's a sin? Clearly that goes against it being a legitimate reason. If it were legitimate all Christians would think gays are wrong and it's a sin, but clearly that's not the case.

    Do you think the Bible is an accurate representation of god's moral character?

  • @ihittheballfar

    Why is it wrong? Do you have a legitimate reason?

  • thank you.

  • @ihittheballfar

    Where's your evidence that it's a choice? Your assertion that you chose to be straight isn't really evidence. Are you saying you can choose to turn your attraction to dicks on and off at will? Does that mean you are gay but choose not to be? What are you getting at? And even if it is a choice, so what? Does that make it wrong? If you chose to be straight does that make it wrong to be straight because you CHOSE it?

  • @ihittheballfar

    When did you choose to be straight?

  • How can anyone take this seriously? It is such an obvious joke.

  • dude STFU IM GAY AND PROUD OF IT U LITTLE FAT MAN!!

  • @stachr38

    It's just a joke.

  • compare homosexuality to being tall?

    being tall is what you are, being gay is what you do... completely different things, also, i believe that almost EVERY religion in THE WORLD rejects homosexuality

  • compare homosexuality to being tall?

    being tall is what you are, being gay is what you do... completely different things

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  • @IrishfanofDH well it just so happens that I disagree with you completely for reasons already stated

  • @34pdaddy11 u think being gay is a choice?

    was being straight a choice

  • @IrishfanofDH no, because it doesnt work that way, i believe people are born straight and people decide that they want to be gay. listen you could do every single one of these sayings to protect homosexuality and I will give my reason to deny all of them.

  • @34pdaddy11 it does work that way

    you can't help if you fall in love

    you didnt decide to be straight

    nor did i decide to be gay

    you can't say wheter i did or not

    you don't know me

    if your not gay you can't speak for us and wheter it was our CHOICE OR NOT!!!!!!

  • @IrishfanofDH well i still disagree with you, I'm not trying to be rude, just sharing my opinion. but i see it like this, Beer is an aquired taste, homosexuality is an aquired trait. naturally i like water, and women, but people try beer and then a little more and then they can become addicted to beer, just as people who fiddle with homosexuality start to only practice homosexuality.

    and I dont know you but its not like I dont know others.

  • @34pdaddy11 i am sorry but that makes no sense

    i am gay, only attracted to men

    i am 16 so i have nevr had sex

    so how cod i be addicted???/

  • @IrishfanofDH im not saying that your addicted, i am saying that it is an aquired trait not a natural one

  • @34pdaddy11 well i may have this trait but was born this way

    i didnt wake up one morning and say i will be gay

    u really cant argue with that (sorry) but u are not gay so u aren't really allowed to say we have a choice

  • @IrishfanofDH fair enough, just stating my beliefs, not starting a flame war.

  • @34pdaddy11 i didnt mean to offend you

    im just trying to stop the hate

  • @34pdaddy11 homosexuality is a preference but it isn't one you can control. the whole point of sexual attraction is your desire to have sex, otherwise species would die off. for example, i am straight and if i see a throbbing boner i get no arousal out of that at all. you can't condition me to like it either, i am naturally not supposed to enjoy seeing that. gay people's brains are wired differently, and so if i were gay i would really enjoy seeing that, and a naked woman would be un-arousing.

  • You puritanical hypocrites need vibrators for Xmas

  • LOLZ

  • ...in the same way tall people encourage others to be tall.  lol!

  • because gays like to "eat da poo-poo"

  • the anus is an exit NOT an entrance.

  • YouHazCuteDoggie

  • john lennon looks like charlie sheen?????

  • Thank you for actually talking about something.Lots or u-tube has begun imploding into endless-rants where people bad-mouth other petty-ego-maniacs& then the rantee returns the favor.So U-tube is starting to sound like a genealogical rant-reading done by some new religion that holds its services at the child-hood-homes of its members. But some of the hierophants do have interesting stage-names,but to list them would just fan the FLAMES of their MEGALOMANIA.living at yer parents too long can be ?

  • The dog moving when it's cuts is awesome!!

  • good

  • This is totally in my favourites right now. Awesome stuff.

  • you stole this video from kayjen, try and come up with some of your own material you sad fat little man

  • @garymcmanus2

    It's actually stolen from an email that I got. I'm also not convinced that kayjen wrote the original 7, but I digress.

  • Best use of sarcasm award.

  • Gay people dont want to be wed under god, they want to be wed under state/government law and have the same rights as every other legally married couple. Some people get married just to get the benefits from the government, just google this Rights and responsibilities of marriages in the United States and check the wiki. Here are just a few

    Assumption of Spouse’s Pension

    Automatic Inheritance

    Automatic Housing Lease Transfer

    Insurance Breaks

    Exemption from Property Tax on Partner’s Death

    and more

  • Good vid. Don't forget to add that at one time people could not marry someone of diff religions.

  • good video

    and hilarious bestiality scene!

  • Dear Ben,

    Congratulations on your promotion to Brigadier General! X-D

    Yes, one of my missions in life is to encourage everyone else to be tall.

    As you say, they made the wrong decision in the womb, and it's my duty to correct that mistake, lol.

    All Hail The American Christian Theocracy!

  • I think the one dislike came from someone who didn't actually watch the video :P.

  • I'm all for the LGBT community having every right I have but I draw the line when it comes to making out with dogs. That was pretty gross.

  • @exacerbatedtaboo

    For the record, it's 100% legal in my state.

  • @IHasChannel hahahaha!!

  • @IHasChannel

    Wow, for not being a zoo you 2 share some nice kisses there. :3

  • @exacerbatedtaboo but not not sheep lol joking

  • I want to be tall.

  • @dangerouslytalented I support gay marriage... I do not support tall marriage.

  • They are having more sex than me. Sigh.

  • Gay marriage is wrong because girls have a penis and boys have a vagina....wait...what?

  • I agree with everything but the genetics thing. It's a decision that's entirely yours to make, and in America it shouldn't be persecuted, but it is still a choice. I haven't seen any hard evidence proving it's biological.

  • @VirtualObsession

    So does someone choose to be heterosexual? If so when do they make that choice?

  • @IHasChannel I'm just saying there's no solid evidence for it, so I choose to stick with my first impression of the ordeal until proven otherwise. I'm not against legalizing gay marriage, just to be clear, even though I don't personally condone it due to my religion.

  • @VirtualObsession

    Google "Evidence that Homosexuality is Genetic". It exists. Perhaps not full proof, but nevertheless, it doesn't really matter. Even if it is a choice as some would lead others to believe, that doesn't make it somehow inherently wrong. That would be like my favorite color being wrong, or my favorite ice cream. If you believe it's wrong because of your religion, then that's your prerogative, but don't expect others to accept that blindly.

  • @IHasChannel Question everything. =)

  • @VirtualObsession yes and we all know your bible is perfect. I just wanted to know do you not eat shrimp...DUE TO YOUR RELIGION? Do you think its ok to rape a fathers daughter as long as you pay the father a nice amount of money...DUE TO YOUR RELIGION? Do you think slavery is ok...DUE TO YOUR RELIGION? just wondering.

  • @WVUM2012 I didn't say I was Mormon.

  • @WVUM2012 u mad bro?

  • @VirtualObsession I still don't think homosexuality is a choice.  in the same way that I didn't choose to be left handed. people don't chose whether they are left handed or right handed, and the signs show early on, same with sexuality.

  • @VirtualObsession

    Did you choose to be attracted to that girl in the bowling ally? Did you choose to pick females as what your attracted to? No its natural for you to be attracted to them, as for gay people its natural for them to be attracted to the same sex. Thats why its genetics. The only "decision" gay people make is the one to be proud of who they are, accept who they are and who they are attracted to and to act on those feelings.

  • @VirtualObsession I'm so glad you have compiled copious, peer reviewed evidence to support your theory that being gay is a choice since you reject all of the existing evidence saying that it isn't a choice.

    Sheesh. It's amazing that morons are issued computers. Should be as illegal as gay marriage if you ask me.

  • gay marriage is wrong because u wont be able to tell your jedi son that u are his biological father......* whispers*(dont call me a nerd). =D

  • gay marriage is wrong because if i can't have you, no other man should!

  • Because they eat tha poo-poo

  • Dude I'm pausing this now to say... wtf with the dog kissing man??? lol

  • Gay marriage is wrong because if today you legalize gay marriage, then tomorrow you can legalize gay sex. And if you legalize gay sex, then next year you can legalize gay rape. And then you can make it legal to have sodomy become a national sport. Then make it legal to adopt a gay child as a gay parent!

    IF YOU CAN DO ONE, YOU CAN DO THE OTHER!

  • Gay marriage is wrong because God said so, and we all know whatever God says is the Truth, right kids?

    So c'mon everyone, let's all go get some slaves! :D

  • Hi, I'm not an idiot and I approve this message.

  • bloody well done :) LOL

  • Well, obviously we'd have to hide our husbands because the gays are raping errbody out here, which would lead to a shrinking economy. Right?

  • Good one, i'm gonna attach one of my older videos about gay marriage

  • If gays started getting married, people would be more inclined to marry mexican abortions.

  • I freaking loved this video! Your delivery on the line "And rightfully so." is spot on.

    Gay marriage would leave several (single) women without a kitchen to stay in, and that would automatically lead to mayhem, the disintegration of law, and probably communism.