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  • The dad says: Leave it alone, your Mom will put it back up when she returns because I am a house-pussy unable to replace things back on a nail on the wall.

  • Maddox is the biggest asshole in the universe! so suck it maddox fans because all are you are fucking assholes

  • @joepatisti1 At least Maddox fans can spell, you fucking retard. Go home.

  • My god what an ugly chud. Kill it with fire.

  • t= (1/m) this stuff is great, how did I not find this before!!!

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  • 2:43 "es cool haabid"

  • 5:14 picture's from American History X. Didn't realize that till now.

  • This is pure fucking genius.

  • My favorite singer was.........some kid.

  • i miss this show

  • Hahaha i loved it.

  • angry comment of the day always makes me laugh

  • ahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

    splinter loooool

  • horray I'm a cock ass! keep it up maddox GOD OF INTERNET!!!

  • Looooolllll

  • god i fucking love this

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  • LMFAO i wish that was the real T M N T theme song

  • Just as soon as the kid's voice started playing on the TMNT clip, I was laughing my ass off to no end.

  • LOL this guy is pretty fucking awesome.

  • As hilarious as you are, dude, you look and sound like a pedophile that is just waiting to be on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". And no, I'm not trying to steal your thunder with my own snappy comments; just making an observation. Either way, you have a face meant for radio or authoring books, NOT doing your own videos. You preach manliness, but you have one of the weakest faces/chins/voices I've ever seen or heard on a man who wasn't on hormone pills trying to become a woman.

  • Maddox is the type of guy with very low self-esteem, a hater. He reminds me of those people who got shoved in lockers in high school and then as adults grew up to hate the world. This guy has the most boring face and monotonous delivery style Ive ever witnessed. Makes himself feel big by critiquing and breaking down other peoples point of view. I understand the irony in my comment too, so ya'll dont need to point that out.

  • @seanpaul031 The whole thing is a joke...?

  • @seanpaul031 Your comment reeks of irony.

  • DEREK NO!

  • Maddox after all these years, you STILL RULE TEH INTERNETZ!!!!

    Too fuckin funny :)

  • vegans are mad

  • 2:58 greatest thing i've ever seen!!

  • Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded.

  • I cannot fucking stand vegetarians. Bunch of estrogen-filled whiney idiots.

  • I don't know why, but when he dubbed the kid's teenage mutant ninja turtles version, complete with his dad talking to him over the original video, i cried and cried with laughter

  • @jageiosjgaeiojg same hahahahah funniest part of the vid

  • @jageiosjgaeiojg because its GI-JOE funny

  • Why do I love this asshole so much?

  • "Then you hammer home your point with insults"

    Oh you are so analytical that it hurts. The mudslinging didn't happen until half-comprehensive disciples wanted to "enforce" Maddox's ideals onto me. You reap what you sow.

    "Clearly you came here just to whine and complain"

    Yeah, clearly! Theres no way in hell that I enjoyed the episode but also wanted to reason a bit. Its impossible!

    "Yes, we are fans"

    And fanbases are not without dipshits. The rest I respect, dont give a damn about

  • "How is coming on a video and bitching at everyone being "fair?" "

    Simple, because of dipshit fans like you. Originally I merely said dont hate the ones that cant eat meat because of disease and aim your unfocused horns at the vegans that ARE fascistic how is that forcing a lifestyle onto everyone, genius?. Like that dumb brute bodybuilder "Brandic" and the parrots on the side you missed my benevolent point, way to go fuckhead.

  • Remember people, Maddox is clearly laughing at your stupidity. Gain some brains and you can be at least half as cool as him.

  • Well done. Erica actually wanted a cow to stomp you face when you were already lying face down in cow manure. We all know this is impossible, as #1 The cow would have to step on the back of your head as your face would already be occupied with prior concerns; #2 Cows don't stomp on heads, especially not when they are in cow manure. I have tested this.

  • @SmoothBasilisk

    What's with the homophobia? You sound like a classic closet-case. It's okay if you're gay, you'll feel a lot better if you come out.

  • @SmoothBasilisk

    Because most people who post videos of themselves are fucking mongoloids with nothing better to do. And I reiterate, Maddox looks like a child-diddling pederast.

  • B-but vegans gain vegan powers. ._.

  • maddox fucking rulessssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss

  • Maddox truly is the King of kings.

  • This really made me sad! I cried! I'm still crying! i wish that vegans everywhere could be more excepted by people. But we aren't. Even animals in the wilderness are not are friends anymore. I was eating a salad and a dog bit my ankle and i was like "im a vegan" but i guess animals, though they are divine creatures, don't know the woes of being a vegan! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Doesn't the bible say "As a deer thirsts for water so my soul thirsts for you? God loves dears!

  • This really made me sad! I cried! I'm still crying! i wish that vegans everywhere could be more excepted by people. But we aren't. Even animals in the wilderness are not are friends anymore. I was eating a salad and a dog bit my ankle and i was like "im a vegan" but i guess animals, though they are divine creatures, don't know the woes of being a vegan! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Doesn't the bible say "As a deer thirsts for water so my soul thirsts for you? God loves dears!

  • You guys are so angry n i dunt evan care :B

  • Subscribed! :D

  • I love the cover to "Your Daddy Kills Animals!"

    Watch as dad completely fucks up gutting a fish and yells, all while ruining the suit his wearing in the process.

  • Hey Maddox:

    I'd like to (maybe) improve your Vegan-Asshole Correlation Theory.

    My idea is to add a constant V to t = 1/m, so it's more like:

    t = V/m.

    V would be defined as "vegan-assholiness-probability­-rating", or the chance that the person becomes an asshole after becoming vegan/vegetarian/semi-vegetari­an.

    In other words, V is either 1 or 0.

    I felt I needed to add this to your constant so that it is more applicable to the whole of the vegan community, including non-assholish-vegans.

  • @wc1hater what a tool

  • These kids need direction&sound advice and as always ,Maddox delivers!! These snots need recognize their weeknesses

  • Oh yes, it was so mature of him to take the time out of his day to rant about 2 year old kids singing on the internet with their underdeveloped vocal cords. Have you ever met a baby who sings like Whitney Houston?

  • @lovemeordie83 that's why it's funny, you moron

  • @moderjoker Oh, can you tell its my first time here, and its not really my taste? It happens, peope experience things YOU like for the first time, and decide its not their taste.

    Look, I don't find this funny. To be honest, I find it mean-spirited, irrelevant and petty. Hey, if you like him, though, that's fine. Whatever makes your dick tingle is a-okay.

    (See what I did there? I shared my opinion while respecting yours. You might wanna try that sometime.)

  • I have opinions too. I would also like to get angry at an anonymous person over the internet using my computer. That way i can join in the conversation with everyone. But I'm not sure on how to go about forgetting my respect for others' lifestyles, emotions, and overall point of view on matters. Can anyone help? Thank you for your time.

  • @FamiliaZapatista Thank you, anonymous person; you have restored my faith in humanity. Most Youtubers today: "Oh, I disagree with what that person thinks; so I'm going to add my 2 cents worth and NOBODY should disagree with me because that would make them wrong! Rabble rabble!" Does everyone have to revert to the age of 16, when we didn't know better?

  • Only a vegan or vegetarian asshole would dislike this.

  • only a faggot would dislike this.

  • goood

  • /watch?v=oxtT2SdZ8ZU

  • Are u being facetious or are you honestly this fucking stupid? You were aware of Maddox before this video weren't you? My main beef with this is simply that IT'S NOT FUNNY. Not here wheras before it was. Understand I was aware and a fan of his webpage ages ago and even read parts of his book which I found amusing. The original "Rate kids drawings" writeup was hilarious. But this shit here is just fucking lazy and the joke isn't as funny when you now have to see how fucking ugly the guy truly is.

  • 5:29 I like how that graph, even at the lowest point, it has you at "Jerk" level. xD

  • lmfao american history x

  • Oh good lord, please tell me that email was fake, i dont want to live in a world with someone that stupid..

  • @CoralineWinter WAS THAT FOR ME? OR THE GUY.

  • This ugly-looking bastard and loser should have stuck with just print. None of this is funny and if you think it is, you're a lame douchebag in need of a real fucking sense of humour.

  • @KillSwitch2 Hey by the looks of it this one has no sense of humour. He is telling the truth not trying to make you laugh.

  • @KillSwitch2 @MagnumFoxVideos Haha, I was just about to respond when I visited your profile page and learned after about 3.2 seconds that everyone hates you, so saying something snide to you would be kind of pointless. Just keep poorly mocking awesome people who have actual fans if it keeps you from putting your head in the oven, you sad cunt.

  • @CoralineWinter

    So you have no argument to what I said. Whatever, then it's simply you with the lame pathetic sense of humour. Seriously, making fun of a child trying to sing 'Hey Jude'. The child should be commended for even singing that instead of motherfucking Katy Perry or Justin Bieber in this day and age. But hey, if this video actually made you laugh then you are simply easily amused so consider youself lucky. 

  • @KillSwitch2 Wow. Congratulations, you might just be the stupidest person on YouTube. I have never read a more idiotic comment in my life. You deserve praise for being so retarded.

  • @PsychoJosh

    Care to give an explanation why jackass or are you simply randomly typing bullshit like a monkey with a fucking botched lobotomy?

  • @KillSwitch2 You're an idiot who legitimately thinks that infants who mangle classic songs are worthy of commendation and respect (despite the fact that their underdeveloped brains can't even comprehend the concept of Glossophobia). Your right to call anyone unintelligent has been completely revoked you fucking moron.

  • @KillSwitch2

    U mad bro?

    Haha, I can't even remember what you said, but I'm sure that it was fucking stupid. Keep taking yourself too seriously and expecting other people to do so as well, because you sure don't look like a moron.

  • You're a pretty versatile entertainer. I initially didn't think the idea for a tv show would go well due to your talent in writing not translating into performing, but I'm pleasantly surprised to see that you're just a basket full of talent. Your writing has been something my sister and I have laughed at since I was a kid in the 90's. Thanks.

  • OMg that Splinter bit killed me ! Subscribed.

  • Fuck vegetarianism and veganism! Meat FTW!

  • I have yet to see a vegan or vegetarian that does not use any supplements and is muscular and not deficient in anything.

    There are vegan and vegetarian bodybuilders, but all of them use supplements for things that can only be found in meat.  Shows you how omnivorous humans actually are.

  • "I have yet to see a vegan or vegetarian that does not use any supplements "

    Plenty of them out there. My raw vegan friend is muscular, plus he hasnt had to see a doctor in 12 years.

    "...things that can only be found in meat. Shows you how omnivorous humans actually are."

    You dont need protein from an animal carcass. The human body makes its own protein from amino acids. Our anatomical structure is like that of a herbivore. Whos the asshole, the one who researched? That makes sense.

  • @TheAmericanOriginal Creatine, carnitine, carnosine, taurine, heme iron, DHA, and EPA. When you find any plant foods that contain all of these in sufficient and bio-available amounts, then let me know. The body only makes certain amino acids, but cannot form complete proteins unless after eating all the essential amino acids from food. You may be able to get enough protein on a vegetarian/vegan diet but not every nutrient. Who's the asshole? You and all of your vegetarian/vegan friends.

  • @Brandic2020 Thats bodybuilder nutrition. Bodybuilders like to dump huge amounts of unnatural, processed supplements into their bodies and then burn them off. And nutrients can be null n void if you dont have the enzymes from LIVING foods like uncooked fruits and vegetables to catalyze them. Bacon n eggs doesnt give me the pleasant energetic rush that fruit does, I'm certainly not an asshole after that. When I'm healthy and happy you can just rot from disease, or in pain and risk of it. SUCKER!

  • @TheAmericanOriginal Oh Wow, thats some nice google research there. Dont write about shit you have no clue about and try to pass yourself off as an expert in the process.

  • @tootoo1upper I'd be happy to lend you my books "Raw Energy" and "12 Steps to Raw Foods" asshole. Do some research yourself and I dont mean the food pyramid chart in the doctor's office. The human body does better on uncooked plant foods.

  • @TheAmericanOriginal Have you considered those books are biased based on their titles?

  • @lardtaziumwadmaster Their dietary guidelines are their original work, doesnt mean mean its "biased". Its where they got the data that matters, and its from independent studies done without food companies whispering in their ears.

  • @TheAmericanOriginal Fair enough. You're getting enough hate as it is though. You're fighting a losing war, especially against the almighty maddox.

    And people aren't calling you an asshole for being a veggie. They're saying it because you come here preaching it.

  • @lardtaziumwadmaster Well fans were pretty overzealous so I felt I had to balance things out. I once hated vegans too, thats why I think Maddox is funny, he reminds me of my vegan hating days as a kid. And his humor is far reaching even to vegans like me. You think I'm hated, take a look at that other ardent fan's channel, hes got a sea of hatred on there. I'm the asshole because I'm fair, thats fine. Cheers

  • I almost choked on my porterhouse steak laughing while watching the ninja turtles segment.

  • @Brandic2020 Watching maddox eating steak? Fucking win. +1

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  • This joke was funny when i couldn't see you face 6 years ago. Got any new jokes?

  • lol limit of time

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  • hilarious. period

  • maddox this shit is p funny but you should check out some powder or something breh, pretty sure i can see the reflection of the web cam on yr nose

  • I love it, vegetarians are all assholes. Consider this: the most famous vegetarian was Adolph Hitler, and every vegetarians seems to have the same way of dealing with things they don't agree with.

  • I would love to see the faces of these little kids many years later when they'll discover that their stupit parents uploaded videos with them singing.

  • I am berrer than your kids.

  • Dear Maddox if somebody comes forth as vegetarian you really don’t know anything about that person except “don’t serve me meat”. Food ideology is just as complex as religion and politics for many people.

  • The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles part was TOO funny. Well done, Maddox. *salutes*

  • indeed

  • Either you love bacon or you're wrong.

  • at 4:25 maddox forgot to correct the second "your" into "you're"

  • @misarivadulla It doesn't need corrected, that's the right usage. Good job.

  • @misarivadulla He did correct it . . .

  • haha you pwned Erica so bad

  • lost my shit at 3:22

  • Maddox. You're great.

  • Julian singing sucks, I hate when kids do that, they have to yell like idiots after a while of singing.

  • Fuck Vegans. 

  • Make more videos you manly bastard!!!

  • Meh. I think he should just stick to articles instead of videos. Forces people to learn how to read.

  • @VikingVern7

    F+

  • @VikingVern7 check the release date on the video LOL

  • @pwnedurmum69 July 28th 2010 ya thats pretty cool?  Whats that have to do with suggesting to not do the same joke more than 3 times?

  • @VikingVern7 this video was uploaded BEFORE that book was released

  • sittin on tha toilet

  • BRO! This is the best stuff in the Universe, bro!

  • never knew he was uglier than anyone ever.

    still funny though

  • ROFL

  • This into reminds me Pantera.

  • You should keep doing these vids Maddox, but i suppose you need to decide between your sole projects and aspirations rather than this, which is something that sort of "came up" and turned out people loved.

  • FINALLY a show that addresses the important issues.

    Like how vegans are sub-human monstrosities and that children who can barely speak are not capable of singing.

  • @egdeltur666 I am a raw-foods vegan and I love Maddox's humor but people, jeez dont take his opinions so literally. Some vegans have health problems and eating meat is not going to help their condition. Some vegans are fascistic assholes who think only their view matters, but dont persecute the ones that just want to be healthy. I avoid meat because the acidity in the human stomach is not strong enough to fully digest meat, not because of the fairy-tale principle that animals are people too.

  • @TheAmericanOriginal "jeez dont take his opinions so literally." Don't take people's jokes literally either.

  • @DeadlyTwinkle If what he says are just jokes, why does he say the same things in person, conventions, interviews etc? Seems like that is what he really thinks, and that its not just a part of the Maddox persona he created.

  • @TheAmericanOriginal I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about the person to which you replied: "egdeltur666", and not Maddox. I agree with you on your comment about Maddox though.

  • @TheAmericanOriginal Shut up and go spread your vegan/vegetarian shit elsewhere. Nobody cares. We are omnivores and can digest meat. Vegans are assholes including you, so stop trying to make yourself look better than other vegans because you're not.

  • @Brandic2020 Wow youre a true Maddox fan, unlike me...

  • @TheAmericanOriginal Wow you're a true vegan asshole, unlike me.

  • This guy is awesome.

    And the sadder part is how kids who aren't even in high school yet are already becoming big-shot business moguls for their talentless drivel on this site. The Internet sure is making society stupider.

  • @BooDestroyer

    Nah, people have always been this stupid.

    It's just that the Internet gave them an easy outlet to show off their stupidity.

  • @dudejo Ah, true. Just like the whole "end of the world" thing...Thousands of years, millions of people. Been there, done that.

    Chimpanzees throw darts at calendars, it never happens.

  • I love you! Seriously.

  • Maddox's vocal delivery blows. I'm a fan of the text-based articles. I laugh when I read what he writes because it appears way better but the videos not so much. I know I'm not the only one with this opinion.

  • @auralstream You probably are not. But I'm sure he doesn't give a shit of what we think. I do like the ivideos by the way.

  • yo'ure not funny shut the fuck up

  • @XxHardCoreBEASTxX Being named Hardcore Beast with xX tags means you're a total bad ass.

  • That korean kid is awesome. Criticizing a 3 yrs old korean kid for not perfectly singing an english song?! Wtf.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • What a sad sack of shit, looks like he's strung out on Oxycontin, which wouldn't surprise me considering he's a fucking thief.

  • "teeny mootant ninja turtles"

    I actually liked that.

  • Escohabita!

  • Missed the "your"s in 4:37.

  • i fuckin love u.

  • I think I might make a page on the internet on which I spew random shit which is contraversial. Then I'll put on the front of it 'I'm awesome and always right so fuck off if you don't believe me'. Then I will wait for the people to worship me.

    It worked for this guy, so it must be worth a shot..

  • @rockinsquirrel111 By all means, please go ahead and try it. However, you should take great care to avoid the impression that you're just ripping off other people's ideas. So, go back to 1997, write about the same stuff and as well as Maddox does it. Then you'll be just as good as him. If you can pull that off, kudos to you.

  • @Pastor9764 But surely if we're going by Maddox's success, if I said I didn't rip him off and then put I was always right, people would believe me. I mean, he isn't the only overly-disgruntled shit-talker on the internet, and I'm sure he wasn't back in 1997.

    But hey, I'll crank up the old time machine if you're that bothered.

  • @rockinsquirrel111 Please do, it would set my mind at rest. Hey, and don't you go fucking my mother, wouldn't wanna end up your son.

  • @Pastor9764 I can guarantee you I won't be fucking your mother. Can't say about your father though. If it makes you feel any better, I'd already be your mother anyway so it wouldn't make any difference.

  • @rockinsquirrel111 Fair enough, mom. Be warned though: My father has enormous balls, almost half the size of Maddox's.

  • @Pastor9764 So like, at least the size of pine nuts? Impressive.

  • @rockinsquirrel111 It's well-known that Maddox has balls the size of grapefruits.

  • @Pastor9764 Oh right, yeah, I forgot people tend to believe everything he tells them.

  • @rockinsquirrel111 Please do, it would set my mind at rest. Hey, and don't you go fu­ck­ing my mother, wouldn't wanna end up your son.

  • Maddox please shut the fuck up, you're washed-up and no longer funny, a relic of the old internet.

  • @FishscaleRaw And I'm sure he'll see you in hell.

  • @FishscaleRaw the old internet is the good one.

  • I knew at 0:45 when he smiled some serious shit was gonna go down

  • So much success.

  • Maddox i have been reading your website since 1997 and a lot of the essays, opinions, objectiveness make me laugh and are all true.

  • Maddox, i've been enjoying your art for about 8 years. Congratulations on ruling.

  • Man i hate Julian. I'm not just saying that. I honestly do

  • @pissedoffdude87 I felt the same way! I automatically disliked that kid after about 1.5 seconds.

  • @pissedoffdude87 It's how Julian "sings" the word "bad" that makes me want to spit in his face.