The dad says: Leave it alone, your Mom will put it back up when she returns because I am a house-pussy unable to replace things back on a nail on the wall.
As hilarious as you are, dude, you look and sound like a pedophile that is just waiting to be on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". And no, I'm not trying to steal your thunder with my own snappy comments; just making an observation. Either way, you have a face meant for radio or authoring books, NOT doing your own videos. You preach manliness, but you have one of the weakest faces/chins/voices I've ever seen or heard on a man who wasn't on hormone pills trying to become a woman.
Maddox is the type of guy with very low self-esteem, a hater. He reminds me of those people who got shoved in lockers in high school and then as adults grew up to hate the world. This guy has the most boring face and monotonous delivery style Ive ever witnessed. Makes himself feel big by critiquing and breaking down other peoples point of view. I understand the irony in my comment too, so ya'll dont need to point that out.
I don't know why, but when he dubbed the kid's teenage mutant ninja turtles version, complete with his dad talking to him over the original video, i cried and cried with laughter
Oh you are so analytical that it hurts. The mudslinging didn't happen until half-comprehensive disciples wanted to "enforce" Maddox's ideals onto me. You reap what you sow.
"Clearly you came here just to whine and complain"
Yeah, clearly! Theres no way in hell that I enjoyed the episode but also wanted to reason a bit. Its impossible!
"Yes, we are fans"
And fanbases are not without dipshits. The rest I respect, dont give a damn about
"How is coming on a video and bitching at everyone being "fair?" "
Simple, because of dipshit fans like you. Originally I merely said dont hate the ones that cant eat meat because of disease and aim your unfocused horns at the vegans that ARE fascistic how is that forcing a lifestyle onto everyone, genius?. Like that dumb brute bodybuilder "Brandic" and the parrots on the side you missed my benevolent point, way to go fuckhead.
Well done. Erica actually wanted a cow to stomp you face when you were already lying face down in cow manure. We all know this is impossible, as #1 The cow would have to step on the back of your head as your face would already be occupied with prior concerns; #2 Cows don't stomp on heads, especially not when they are in cow manure. I have tested this.
Because most people who post videos of themselves are fucking mongoloids with nothing better to do. And I reiterate, Maddox looks like a child-diddling pederast.
This really made me sad! I cried! I'm still crying! i wish that vegans everywhere could be more excepted by people. But we aren't. Even animals in the wilderness are not are friends anymore. I was eating a salad and a dog bit my ankle and i was like "im a vegan" but i guess animals, though they are divine creatures, don't know the woes of being a vegan! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Doesn't the bible say "As a deer thirsts for water so my soul thirsts for you? God loves dears!
This really made me sad! I cried! I'm still crying! i wish that vegans everywhere could be more excepted by people. But we aren't. Even animals in the wilderness are not are friends anymore. I was eating a salad and a dog bit my ankle and i was like "im a vegan" but i guess animals, though they are divine creatures, don't know the woes of being a vegan! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Doesn't the bible say "As a deer thirsts for water so my soul thirsts for you? God loves dears!
I'd like to (maybe) improve your Vegan-Asshole Correlation Theory.
My idea is to add a constant V to t = 1/m, so it's more like:
t = V/m.
V would be defined as "vegan-assholiness-probability-rating", or the chance that the person becomes an asshole after becoming vegan/vegetarian/semi-vegetarian.
In other words, V is either 1 or 0.
I felt I needed to add this to your constant so that it is more applicable to the whole of the vegan community, including non-assholish-vegans.
Oh yes, it was so mature of him to take the time out of his day to rant about 2 year old kids singing on the internet with their underdeveloped vocal cords. Have you ever met a baby who sings like Whitney Houston?
@moderjoker Oh, can you tell its my first time here, and its not really my taste? It happens, peope experience things YOU like for the first time, and decide its not their taste.
Look, I don't find this funny. To be honest, I find it mean-spirited, irrelevant and petty. Hey, if you like him, though, that's fine. Whatever makes your dick tingle is a-okay.
(See what I did there? I shared my opinion while respecting yours. You might wanna try that sometime.)
I have opinions too. I would also like to get angry at an anonymous person over the internet using my computer. That way i can join in the conversation with everyone. But I'm not sure on how to go about forgetting my respect for others' lifestyles, emotions, and overall point of view on matters. Can anyone help? Thank you for your time.
@FamiliaZapatista Thank you, anonymous person; you have restored my faith in humanity. Most Youtubers today: "Oh, I disagree with what that person thinks; so I'm going to add my 2 cents worth and NOBODY should disagree with me because that would make them wrong! Rabble rabble!" Does everyone have to revert to the age of 16, when we didn't know better?
Are u being facetious or are you honestly this fucking stupid? You were aware of Maddox before this video weren't you? My main beef with this is simply that IT'S NOT FUNNY. Not here wheras before it was. Understand I was aware and a fan of his webpage ages ago and even read parts of his book which I found amusing. The original "Rate kids drawings" writeup was hilarious. But this shit here is just fucking lazy and the joke isn't as funny when you now have to see how fucking ugly the guy truly is.
This ugly-looking bastard and loser should have stuck with just print. None of this is funny and if you think it is, you're a lame douchebag in need of a real fucking sense of humour.
@KillSwitch2@MagnumFoxVideos Haha, I was just about to respond when I visited your profile page and learned after about 3.2 seconds that everyone hates you, so saying something snide to you would be kind of pointless. Just keep poorly mocking awesome people who have actual fans if it keeps you from putting your head in the oven, you sad cunt.
So you have no argument to what I said. Whatever, then it's simply you with the lame pathetic sense of humour. Seriously, making fun of a child trying to sing 'Hey Jude'. The child should be commended for even singing that instead of motherfucking Katy Perry or Justin Bieber in this day and age. But hey, if this video actually made you laugh then you are simply easily amused so consider youself lucky.
@KillSwitch2 Wow. Congratulations, you might just be the stupidest person on YouTube. I have never read a more idiotic comment in my life. You deserve praise for being so retarded.
@KillSwitch2 You're an idiot who legitimately thinks that infants who mangle classic songs are worthy of commendation and respect (despite the fact that their underdeveloped brains can't even comprehend the concept of Glossophobia). Your right to call anyone unintelligent has been completely revoked you fucking moron.
Haha, I can't even remember what you said, but I'm sure that it was fucking stupid. Keep taking yourself too seriously and expecting other people to do so as well, because you sure don't look like a moron.
You're a pretty versatile entertainer. I initially didn't think the idea for a tv show would go well due to your talent in writing not translating into performing, but I'm pleasantly surprised to see that you're just a basket full of talent. Your writing has been something my sister and I have laughed at since I was a kid in the 90's. Thanks.
I have yet to see a vegan or vegetarian that does not use any supplements and is muscular and not deficient in anything.
There are vegan and vegetarian bodybuilders, but all of them use supplements for things that can only be found in meat. Shows you how omnivorous humans actually are.
"I have yet to see a vegan or vegetarian that does not use any supplements "
Plenty of them out there. My raw vegan friend is muscular, plus he hasnt had to see a doctor in 12 years.
"...things that can only be found in meat. Shows you how omnivorous humans actually are."
You dont need protein from an animal carcass. The human body makes its own protein from amino acids. Our anatomical structure is like that of a herbivore. Whos the asshole, the one who researched? That makes sense.
@TheAmericanOriginal Creatine, carnitine, carnosine, taurine, heme iron, DHA, and EPA. When you find any plant foods that contain all of these in sufficient and bio-available amounts, then let me know. The body only makes certain amino acids, but cannot form complete proteins unless after eating all the essential amino acids from food. You may be able to get enough protein on a vegetarian/vegan diet but not every nutrient. Who's the asshole? You and all of your vegetarian/vegan friends.
@Brandic2020 Thats bodybuilder nutrition. Bodybuilders like to dump huge amounts of unnatural, processed supplements into their bodies and then burn them off. And nutrients can be null n void if you dont have the enzymes from LIVING foods like uncooked fruits and vegetables to catalyze them. Bacon n eggs doesnt give me the pleasant energetic rush that fruit does, I'm certainly not an asshole after that. When I'm healthy and happy you can just rot from disease, or in pain and risk of it. SUCKER!
@TheAmericanOriginal Oh Wow, thats some nice google research there. Dont write about shit you have no clue about and try to pass yourself off as an expert in the process.
@tootoo1upper I'd be happy to lend you my books "Raw Energy" and "12 Steps to Raw Foods" asshole. Do some research yourself and I dont mean the food pyramid chart in the doctor's office. The human body does better on uncooked plant foods.
@lardtaziumwadmaster Their dietary guidelines are their original work, doesnt mean mean its "biased". Its where they got the data that matters, and its from independent studies done without food companies whispering in their ears.
@lardtaziumwadmaster Well fans were pretty overzealous so I felt I had to balance things out. I once hated vegans too, thats why I think Maddox is funny, he reminds me of my vegan hating days as a kid. And his humor is far reaching even to vegans like me. You think I'm hated, take a look at that other ardent fan's channel, hes got a sea of hatred on there. I'm the asshole because I'm fair, thats fine. Cheers
I love it, vegetarians are all assholes. Consider this: the most famous vegetarian was Adolph Hitler, and every vegetarians seems to have the same way of dealing with things they don't agree with.
I would love to see the faces of these little kids many years later when they'll discover that their stupit parents uploaded videos with them singing.
Dear Maddox if somebody comes forth as vegetarian you really don’t know anything about that person except “don’t serve me meat”. Food ideology is just as complex as religion and politics for many people.
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Ya. Umm so it was funny in that article on your website back in the day, but now your kind of running this whole bashing kids art thing into the ground, especially now that you filled a book with it. Ya i get it, kids suck, but not to state the obvious too much, but everybody knows "except kids" that kids suck at everything because they havent had time to get good at anything. Its not hard to figure out. I fucking respect the hell out of you, but the punchline was received. The joke is over.
You should keep doing these vids Maddox, but i suppose you need to decide between your sole projects and aspirations rather than this, which is something that sort of "came up" and turned out people loved.
@egdeltur666 I am a raw-foods vegan and I love Maddox's humor but people, jeez dont take his opinions so literally. Some vegans have health problems and eating meat is not going to help their condition. Some vegans are fascistic assholes who think only their view matters, but dont persecute the ones that just want to be healthy. I avoid meat because the acidity in the human stomach is not strong enough to fully digest meat, not because of the fairy-tale principle that animals are people too.
@DeadlyTwinkle If what he says are just jokes, why does he say the same things in person, conventions, interviews etc? Seems like that is what he really thinks, and that its not just a part of the Maddox persona he created.
@TheAmericanOriginal I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about the person to which you replied: "egdeltur666", and not Maddox. I agree with you on your comment about Maddox though.
@TheAmericanOriginal Shut up and go spread your vegan/vegetarian shit elsewhere. Nobody cares. We are omnivores and can digest meat. Vegans are assholes including you, so stop trying to make yourself look better than other vegans because you're not.
And the sadder part is how kids who aren't even in high school yet are already becoming big-shot business moguls for their talentless drivel on this site. The Internet sure is making society stupider.
Maddox's vocal delivery blows. I'm a fan of the text-based articles. I laugh when I read what he writes because it appears way better but the videos not so much. I know I'm not the only one with this opinion.
I think I might make a page on the internet on which I spew random shit which is contraversial. Then I'll put on the front of it 'I'm awesome and always right so fuck off if you don't believe me'. Then I will wait for the people to worship me.
It worked for this guy, so it must be worth a shot..
@rockinsquirrel111 By all means, please go ahead and try it. However, you should take great care to avoid the impression that you're just ripping off other people's ideas. So, go back to 1997, write about the same stuff and as well as Maddox does it. Then you'll be just as good as him. If you can pull that off, kudos to you.
@Pastor9764 But surely if we're going by Maddox's success, if I said I didn't rip him off and then put I was always right, people would believe me. I mean, he isn't the only overly-disgruntled shit-talker on the internet, and I'm sure he wasn't back in 1997.
But hey, I'll crank up the old time machine if you're that bothered.
@Pastor9764 I can guarantee you I won't be fucking your mother. Can't say about your father though. If it makes you feel any better, I'd already be your mother anyway so it wouldn't make any difference.
The dad says: Leave it alone, your Mom will put it back up when she returns because I am a house-pussy unable to replace things back on a nail on the wall.
makapav 1 week ago
Maddox is the biggest asshole in the universe! so suck it maddox fans because all are you are fucking assholes
joepatisti1 1 week ago
@joepatisti1 At least Maddox fans can spell, you fucking retard. Go home.
Fireflygunshot 3 hours ago
My god what an ugly chud. Kill it with fire.
Wildcard20003 1 week ago
t= (1/m) this stuff is great, how did I not find this before!!!
oyeDJ 1 week ago
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cyberwaffles 3 weeks ago
2:43 "es cool haabid"
GameTymeVideoTyme 3 weeks ago
5:14 picture's from American History X. Didn't realize that till now.
kfk3000 3 weeks ago
This is pure fucking genius.
spulkagent47 3 weeks ago 3
My favorite singer was.........some kid.
gombagod 4 weeks ago
i miss this show
cellcoremax1 1 month ago 2
Hahaha i loved it.
Franpowah 1 month ago in playlist Más vídeos de maddoxaom
angry comment of the day always makes me laugh
SleepyQuake 1 month ago in playlist More videos from maddoxaom 2
ahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
splinter loooool
cojman22 1 month ago 2
horray I'm a cock ass! keep it up maddox GOD OF INTERNET!!!
ABowlWithoutCereal 1 month ago
Looooolllll
kutkinderen 1 month ago
god i fucking love this
McQuarkland 1 month ago
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happyorangeanimation 1 month ago
LMFAO i wish that was the real T M N T theme song
moofdebowl 1 month ago
Just as soon as the kid's voice started playing on the TMNT clip, I was laughing my ass off to no end.
BooDestroyer 1 month ago
LOL this guy is pretty fucking awesome.
TheVisibleWind 1 month ago
As hilarious as you are, dude, you look and sound like a pedophile that is just waiting to be on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". And no, I'm not trying to steal your thunder with my own snappy comments; just making an observation. Either way, you have a face meant for radio or authoring books, NOT doing your own videos. You preach manliness, but you have one of the weakest faces/chins/voices I've ever seen or heard on a man who wasn't on hormone pills trying to become a woman.
stimp01 1 month ago
Maddox is the type of guy with very low self-esteem, a hater. He reminds me of those people who got shoved in lockers in high school and then as adults grew up to hate the world. This guy has the most boring face and monotonous delivery style Ive ever witnessed. Makes himself feel big by critiquing and breaking down other peoples point of view. I understand the irony in my comment too, so ya'll dont need to point that out.
seanpaul031 1 month ago
@seanpaul031 The whole thing is a joke...?
bcrowder 1 month ago
@seanpaul031 Your comment reeks of irony.
TheVisibleWind 1 month ago
DEREK NO!
Lineofdeath2 1 month ago
Maddox after all these years, you STILL RULE TEH INTERNETZ!!!!
Too fuckin funny :)
xeokym 1 month ago
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Wow this kid sucks. the only person that is shittier then him is Shane Murphy the fisherman redneck... Officaily, Damien Filaromo
stopidvideos 1 month ago
vegans are mad
benxr2006 1 month ago 2
2:58 greatest thing i've ever seen!!
LaZeRWoLfX 1 month ago 2
Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded.
rage1umr 2 months ago 3
I cannot fucking stand vegetarians. Bunch of estrogen-filled whiney idiots.
blackvapour 2 months ago
I don't know why, but when he dubbed the kid's teenage mutant ninja turtles version, complete with his dad talking to him over the original video, i cried and cried with laughter
jageiosjgaeiojg 2 months ago 47
@jageiosjgaeiojg same hahahahah funniest part of the vid
r3d5oX3458 1 month ago
@jageiosjgaeiojg because its GI-JOE funny
moofdebowl 1 month ago
Why do I love this asshole so much?
iLoveEatingPie 2 months ago
"Then you hammer home your point with insults"
Oh you are so analytical that it hurts. The mudslinging didn't happen until half-comprehensive disciples wanted to "enforce" Maddox's ideals onto me. You reap what you sow.
"Clearly you came here just to whine and complain"
Yeah, clearly! Theres no way in hell that I enjoyed the episode but also wanted to reason a bit. Its impossible!
"Yes, we are fans"
And fanbases are not without dipshits. The rest I respect, dont give a damn about
TheAmericanOriginal 2 months ago
"How is coming on a video and bitching at everyone being "fair?" "
Simple, because of dipshit fans like you. Originally I merely said dont hate the ones that cant eat meat because of disease and aim your unfocused horns at the vegans that ARE fascistic how is that forcing a lifestyle onto everyone, genius?. Like that dumb brute bodybuilder "Brandic" and the parrots on the side you missed my benevolent point, way to go fuckhead.
TheAmericanOriginal 2 months ago
Remember people, Maddox is clearly laughing at your stupidity. Gain some brains and you can be at least half as cool as him.
piemanization 2 months ago
Well done. Erica actually wanted a cow to stomp you face when you were already lying face down in cow manure. We all know this is impossible, as #1 The cow would have to step on the back of your head as your face would already be occupied with prior concerns; #2 Cows don't stomp on heads, especially not when they are in cow manure. I have tested this.
arerix 2 months ago
@SmoothBasilisk
What's with the homophobia? You sound like a classic closet-case. It's okay if you're gay, you'll feel a lot better if you come out.
KillSwitch2 2 months ago
@SmoothBasilisk
Because most people who post videos of themselves are fucking mongoloids with nothing better to do. And I reiterate, Maddox looks like a child-diddling pederast.
KillSwitch2 2 months ago
B-but vegans gain vegan powers. ._.
lefatkitteh 2 months ago
maddox fucking rulessssssssssssssssssssssssssss
kamalbocat 2 months ago
Maddox truly is the King of kings.
EikC 2 months ago
This really made me sad! I cried! I'm still crying! i wish that vegans everywhere could be more excepted by people. But we aren't. Even animals in the wilderness are not are friends anymore. I was eating a salad and a dog bit my ankle and i was like "im a vegan" but i guess animals, though they are divine creatures, don't know the woes of being a vegan! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Doesn't the bible say "As a deer thirsts for water so my soul thirsts for you? God loves dears!
dfish2077 2 months ago
This really made me sad! I cried! I'm still crying! i wish that vegans everywhere could be more excepted by people. But we aren't. Even animals in the wilderness are not are friends anymore. I was eating a salad and a dog bit my ankle and i was like "im a vegan" but i guess animals, though they are divine creatures, don't know the woes of being a vegan! You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Doesn't the bible say "As a deer thirsts for water so my soul thirsts for you? God loves dears!
dfish2077 2 months ago
You guys are so angry n i dunt evan care :B
DJRozwell 2 months ago
Subscribed! :D
Potatis1337 2 months ago
I love the cover to "Your Daddy Kills Animals!"
Watch as dad completely fucks up gutting a fish and yells, all while ruining the suit his wearing in the process.
0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 months ago
Hey Maddox:
I'd like to (maybe) improve your Vegan-Asshole Correlation Theory.
My idea is to add a constant V to t = 1/m, so it's more like:
t = V/m.
V would be defined as "vegan-assholiness-probability-rating", or the chance that the person becomes an asshole after becoming vegan/vegetarian/semi-vegetarian.
In other words, V is either 1 or 0.
I felt I needed to add this to your constant so that it is more applicable to the whole of the vegan community, including non-assholish-vegans.
wc1hater 3 months ago
@wc1hater what a tool
moderjoker 2 months ago
These kids need direction&sound advice and as always ,Maddox delivers!! These snots need recognize their weeknesses
spo36 3 months ago in playlist The best show in the universe
Oh yes, it was so mature of him to take the time out of his day to rant about 2 year old kids singing on the internet with their underdeveloped vocal cords. Have you ever met a baby who sings like Whitney Houston?
lovemeordie83 3 months ago
@lovemeordie83 that's why it's funny, you moron
moderjoker 2 months ago
@moderjoker Oh, can you tell its my first time here, and its not really my taste? It happens, peope experience things YOU like for the first time, and decide its not their taste.
Look, I don't find this funny. To be honest, I find it mean-spirited, irrelevant and petty. Hey, if you like him, though, that's fine. Whatever makes your dick tingle is a-okay.
(See what I did there? I shared my opinion while respecting yours. You might wanna try that sometime.)
lovemeordie83 2 months ago
I have opinions too. I would also like to get angry at an anonymous person over the internet using my computer. That way i can join in the conversation with everyone. But I'm not sure on how to go about forgetting my respect for others' lifestyles, emotions, and overall point of view on matters. Can anyone help? Thank you for your time.
FamiliaZapatista 3 months ago 14
@FamiliaZapatista Thank you, anonymous person; you have restored my faith in humanity. Most Youtubers today: "Oh, I disagree with what that person thinks; so I'm going to add my 2 cents worth and NOBODY should disagree with me because that would make them wrong! Rabble rabble!" Does everyone have to revert to the age of 16, when we didn't know better?
AndrewDoinyourmom 2 months ago
Only a vegan or vegetarian asshole would dislike this.
Brandic2020 3 months ago
only a faggot would dislike this.
The3nlightened0ne 3 months ago
goood
dominikpolski 3 months ago
/watch?v=oxtT2SdZ8ZU
kowalityjesus 3 months ago
Are u being facetious or are you honestly this fucking stupid? You were aware of Maddox before this video weren't you? My main beef with this is simply that IT'S NOT FUNNY. Not here wheras before it was. Understand I was aware and a fan of his webpage ages ago and even read parts of his book which I found amusing. The original "Rate kids drawings" writeup was hilarious. But this shit here is just fucking lazy and the joke isn't as funny when you now have to see how fucking ugly the guy truly is.
KillSwitch2 3 months ago
5:29 I like how that graph, even at the lowest point, it has you at "Jerk" level. xD
Jotto999 3 months ago in playlist More videos from maddoxaom
lmfao american history x
Malunat13 3 months ago
Oh good lord, please tell me that email was fake, i dont want to live in a world with someone that stupid..
NicIsNotANinja 3 months ago
@CoralineWinter WAS THAT FOR ME? OR THE GUY.
MagnumFoxVideos 3 months ago
This ugly-looking bastard and loser should have stuck with just print. None of this is funny and if you think it is, you're a lame douchebag in need of a real fucking sense of humour.
KillSwitch2 3 months ago
@KillSwitch2 Hey by the looks of it this one has no sense of humour. He is telling the truth not trying to make you laugh.
MagnumFoxVideos 3 months ago
@KillSwitch2 @MagnumFoxVideos Haha, I was just about to respond when I visited your profile page and learned after about 3.2 seconds that everyone hates you, so saying something snide to you would be kind of pointless. Just keep poorly mocking awesome people who have actual fans if it keeps you from putting your head in the oven, you sad cunt.
CoralineWinter 3 months ago
@CoralineWinter
So you have no argument to what I said. Whatever, then it's simply you with the lame pathetic sense of humour. Seriously, making fun of a child trying to sing 'Hey Jude'. The child should be commended for even singing that instead of motherfucking Katy Perry or Justin Bieber in this day and age. But hey, if this video actually made you laugh then you are simply easily amused so consider youself lucky.
KillSwitch2 3 months ago
@KillSwitch2 Wow. Congratulations, you might just be the stupidest person on YouTube. I have never read a more idiotic comment in my life. You deserve praise for being so retarded.
PsychoJosh 3 months ago
@PsychoJosh
Care to give an explanation why jackass or are you simply randomly typing bullshit like a monkey with a fucking botched lobotomy?
KillSwitch2 3 months ago
@KillSwitch2 You're an idiot who legitimately thinks that infants who mangle classic songs are worthy of commendation and respect (despite the fact that their underdeveloped brains can't even comprehend the concept of Glossophobia). Your right to call anyone unintelligent has been completely revoked you fucking moron.
PsychoJosh 3 months ago
@KillSwitch2
U mad bro?
Haha, I can't even remember what you said, but I'm sure that it was fucking stupid. Keep taking yourself too seriously and expecting other people to do so as well, because you sure don't look like a moron.
CoralineWinter 2 months ago
You're a pretty versatile entertainer. I initially didn't think the idea for a tv show would go well due to your talent in writing not translating into performing, but I'm pleasantly surprised to see that you're just a basket full of talent. Your writing has been something my sister and I have laughed at since I was a kid in the 90's. Thanks.
flippersinthebathtub 3 months ago
OMg that Splinter bit killed me ! Subscribed.
stylezofom 3 months ago
Fuck vegetarianism and veganism! Meat FTW!
Brandic2020 3 months ago
I have yet to see a vegan or vegetarian that does not use any supplements and is muscular and not deficient in anything.
There are vegan and vegetarian bodybuilders, but all of them use supplements for things that can only be found in meat. Shows you how omnivorous humans actually are.
Brandic2020 3 months ago
"I have yet to see a vegan or vegetarian that does not use any supplements "
Plenty of them out there. My raw vegan friend is muscular, plus he hasnt had to see a doctor in 12 years.
"...things that can only be found in meat. Shows you how omnivorous humans actually are."
You dont need protein from an animal carcass. The human body makes its own protein from amino acids. Our anatomical structure is like that of a herbivore. Whos the asshole, the one who researched? That makes sense.
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal Creatine, carnitine, carnosine, taurine, heme iron, DHA, and EPA. When you find any plant foods that contain all of these in sufficient and bio-available amounts, then let me know. The body only makes certain amino acids, but cannot form complete proteins unless after eating all the essential amino acids from food. You may be able to get enough protein on a vegetarian/vegan diet but not every nutrient. Who's the asshole? You and all of your vegetarian/vegan friends.
Brandic2020 3 months ago
@Brandic2020 Thats bodybuilder nutrition. Bodybuilders like to dump huge amounts of unnatural, processed supplements into their bodies and then burn them off. And nutrients can be null n void if you dont have the enzymes from LIVING foods like uncooked fruits and vegetables to catalyze them. Bacon n eggs doesnt give me the pleasant energetic rush that fruit does, I'm certainly not an asshole after that. When I'm healthy and happy you can just rot from disease, or in pain and risk of it. SUCKER!
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal Oh Wow, thats some nice google research there. Dont write about shit you have no clue about and try to pass yourself off as an expert in the process.
tootoo1upper 3 months ago
@tootoo1upper I'd be happy to lend you my books "Raw Energy" and "12 Steps to Raw Foods" asshole. Do some research yourself and I dont mean the food pyramid chart in the doctor's office. The human body does better on uncooked plant foods.
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal Have you considered those books are biased based on their titles?
lardtaziumwadmaster 3 months ago in playlist More videos from maddoxaom
@lardtaziumwadmaster Their dietary guidelines are their original work, doesnt mean mean its "biased". Its where they got the data that matters, and its from independent studies done without food companies whispering in their ears.
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal Fair enough. You're getting enough hate as it is though. You're fighting a losing war, especially against the almighty maddox.
And people aren't calling you an asshole for being a veggie. They're saying it because you come here preaching it.
lardtaziumwadmaster 3 months ago
@lardtaziumwadmaster Well fans were pretty overzealous so I felt I had to balance things out. I once hated vegans too, thats why I think Maddox is funny, he reminds me of my vegan hating days as a kid. And his humor is far reaching even to vegans like me. You think I'm hated, take a look at that other ardent fan's channel, hes got a sea of hatred on there. I'm the asshole because I'm fair, thats fine. Cheers
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
I almost choked on my porterhouse steak laughing while watching the ninja turtles segment.
Brandic2020 3 months ago
@Brandic2020 Watching maddox eating steak? Fucking win. +1
lardtaziumwadmaster 3 months ago
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Brandic2020 3 months ago
This joke was funny when i couldn't see you face 6 years ago. Got any new jokes?
brightonblock 3 months ago
lol limit of time
ds7202 3 months ago
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pigbrick 3 months ago in playlist More videos from maddoxaom
hilarious. period
last12stand 3 months ago in playlist More videos from maddoxaom
maddox this shit is p funny but you should check out some powder or something breh, pretty sure i can see the reflection of the web cam on yr nose
sgriesedieck 3 months ago
I love it, vegetarians are all assholes. Consider this: the most famous vegetarian was Adolph Hitler, and every vegetarians seems to have the same way of dealing with things they don't agree with.
Venturestarx 3 months ago
I would love to see the faces of these little kids many years later when they'll discover that their stupit parents uploaded videos with them singing.
Vetuyasha 3 months ago
I am berrer than your kids.
psyoptica 3 months ago
Dear Maddox if somebody comes forth as vegetarian you really don’t know anything about that person except “don’t serve me meat”. Food ideology is just as complex as religion and politics for many people.
Eccentricbehaviour 4 months ago
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles part was TOO funny. Well done, Maddox. *salutes*
RustySporks 4 months ago 52
indeed
smmonar 4 months ago
Either you love bacon or you're wrong.
derp110 4 months ago
at 4:25 maddox forgot to correct the second "your" into "you're"
misarivadulla 4 months ago
@misarivadulla It doesn't need corrected, that's the right usage. Good job.
IncandescentKing 4 months ago
@misarivadulla He did correct it . . .
SpitOnGraves 4 months ago
haha you pwned Erica so bad
93bendzsi 4 months ago
lost my shit at 3:22
RacerXFrenzy 4 months ago in playlist More videos from maddoxaom
Maddox. You're great.
ancestron 4 months ago
Julian singing sucks, I hate when kids do that, they have to yell like idiots after a while of singing.
SabakuNoCIavi 4 months ago
Fuck Vegans.
batboyjhg 4 months ago
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Sonofsun001 4 months ago
Make more videos you manly bastard!!!
spiderjerusalem100 4 months ago
Meh. I think he should just stick to articles instead of videos. Forces people to learn how to read.
fritzz363 4 months ago
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Ya. Umm so it was funny in that article on your website back in the day, but now your kind of running this whole bashing kids art thing into the ground, especially now that you filled a book with it. Ya i get it, kids suck, but not to state the obvious too much, but everybody knows "except kids" that kids suck at everything because they havent had time to get good at anything. Its not hard to figure out. I fucking respect the hell out of you, but the punchline was received. The joke is over.
VikingVern7 4 months ago
@VikingVern7
F+
TheGameInformer 4 months ago
@VikingVern7 check the release date on the video LOL
pwnedurmum69 4 months ago
@pwnedurmum69 July 28th 2010 ya thats pretty cool? Whats that have to do with suggesting to not do the same joke more than 3 times?
VikingVern7 4 months ago
@VikingVern7 this video was uploaded BEFORE that book was released
TheYoo2b 1 month ago
sittin on tha toilet
SmokeyTheBear71 4 months ago
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"You have failed."
erroll9621 4 months ago
BRO! This is the best stuff in the Universe, bro!
kirsten123123 5 months ago
never knew he was uglier than anyone ever.
still funny though
luigi972 5 months ago
ROFL
SmokeyTheBear71 5 months ago
This into reminds me Pantera.
killeverybodyandance 5 months ago
You should keep doing these vids Maddox, but i suppose you need to decide between your sole projects and aspirations rather than this, which is something that sort of "came up" and turned out people loved.
thinkpad411 5 months ago
FINALLY a show that addresses the important issues.
Like how vegans are sub-human monstrosities and that children who can barely speak are not capable of singing.
egdeltur666 5 months ago 46
@egdeltur666 I am a raw-foods vegan and I love Maddox's humor but people, jeez dont take his opinions so literally. Some vegans have health problems and eating meat is not going to help their condition. Some vegans are fascistic assholes who think only their view matters, but dont persecute the ones that just want to be healthy. I avoid meat because the acidity in the human stomach is not strong enough to fully digest meat, not because of the fairy-tale principle that animals are people too.
TheAmericanOriginal 4 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal "jeez dont take his opinions so literally." Don't take people's jokes literally either.
DeadlyTwinkle 4 months ago in playlist More videos from maddoxaom
@DeadlyTwinkle If what he says are just jokes, why does he say the same things in person, conventions, interviews etc? Seems like that is what he really thinks, and that its not just a part of the Maddox persona he created.
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about the person to which you replied: "egdeltur666", and not Maddox. I agree with you on your comment about Maddox though.
DeadlyTwinkle 3 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal Shut up and go spread your vegan/vegetarian shit elsewhere. Nobody cares. We are omnivores and can digest meat. Vegans are assholes including you, so stop trying to make yourself look better than other vegans because you're not.
Brandic2020 3 months ago 19
@Brandic2020 Wow youre a true Maddox fan, unlike me...
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal Wow you're a true vegan asshole, unlike me.
Brandic2020 3 months ago
This guy is awesome.
And the sadder part is how kids who aren't even in high school yet are already becoming big-shot business moguls for their talentless drivel on this site. The Internet sure is making society stupider.
BooDestroyer 5 months ago
@BooDestroyer
Nah, people have always been this stupid.
It's just that the Internet gave them an easy outlet to show off their stupidity.
dudejo 5 months ago 4
@dudejo Ah, true. Just like the whole "end of the world" thing...Thousands of years, millions of people. Been there, done that.
Chimpanzees throw darts at calendars, it never happens.
BooDestroyer 5 months ago
I love you! Seriously.
halberdaj 5 months ago
Maddox's vocal delivery blows. I'm a fan of the text-based articles. I laugh when I read what he writes because it appears way better but the videos not so much. I know I'm not the only one with this opinion.
auralstream 5 months ago
@auralstream You probably are not. But I'm sure he doesn't give a shit of what we think. I do like the ivideos by the way.
chemoman1 4 months ago
yo'ure not funny shut the fuck up
XxHardCoreBEASTxX 5 months ago
@XxHardCoreBEASTxX Being named Hardcore Beast with xX tags means you're a total bad ass.
fourthquarterstream 5 months ago
That korean kid is awesome. Criticizing a 3 yrs old korean kid for not perfectly singing an english song?! Wtf.
smek2 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
SirAlfredSourcock 5 months ago
What a sad sack of shit, looks like he's strung out on Oxycontin, which wouldn't surprise me considering he's a fucking thief.
brownbearclan 5 months ago
"teeny mootant ninja turtles"
I actually liked that.
SteelTheStoic 5 months ago
Escohabita!
LavenderHoneyPancake 5 months ago
Missed the "your"s in 4:37.
Kirelina 5 months ago
i fuckin love u.
Spewk89 5 months ago
I think I might make a page on the internet on which I spew random shit which is contraversial. Then I'll put on the front of it 'I'm awesome and always right so fuck off if you don't believe me'. Then I will wait for the people to worship me.
It worked for this guy, so it must be worth a shot..
rockinsquirrel111 5 months ago
@rockinsquirrel111 By all means, please go ahead and try it. However, you should take great care to avoid the impression that you're just ripping off other people's ideas. So, go back to 1997, write about the same stuff and as well as Maddox does it. Then you'll be just as good as him. If you can pull that off, kudos to you.
Pastor9764 5 months ago
@Pastor9764 But surely if we're going by Maddox's success, if I said I didn't rip him off and then put I was always right, people would believe me. I mean, he isn't the only overly-disgruntled shit-talker on the internet, and I'm sure he wasn't back in 1997.
But hey, I'll crank up the old time machine if you're that bothered.
rockinsquirrel111 5 months ago
@rockinsquirrel111 Please do, it would set my mind at rest. Hey, and don't you go fucking my mother, wouldn't wanna end up your son.
Pastor9764 5 months ago
@Pastor9764 I can guarantee you I won't be fucking your mother. Can't say about your father though. If it makes you feel any better, I'd already be your mother anyway so it wouldn't make any difference.
rockinsquirrel111 5 months ago
@rockinsquirrel111 Fair enough, mom. Be warned though: My father has enormous balls, almost half the size of Maddox's.
Pastor9764 5 months ago
@Pastor9764 So like, at least the size of pine nuts? Impressive.
rockinsquirrel111 5 months ago
@rockinsquirrel111 It's well-known that Maddox has balls the size of grapefruits.
Pastor9764 5 months ago
@Pastor9764 Oh right, yeah, I forgot people tend to believe everything he tells them.
rockinsquirrel111 5 months ago
@rockinsquirrel111 Please do, it would set my mind at rest. Hey, and don't you go fucking my mother, wouldn't wanna end up your son.
Pastor9764 5 months ago
Maddox please shut the fuck up, you're washed-up and no longer funny, a relic of the old internet.
FishscaleRaw 5 months ago
@FishscaleRaw And I'm sure he'll see you in hell.
CatNasty 5 months ago
@FishscaleRaw the old internet is the good one.
Spewk89 5 months ago
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I knew at 0:45 when he smiled some serious shit was gonna go down
quincyh4xor 5 months ago
I knew at 0:45 when he smiled some serious shit was gonna go down
quincyh4xor 5 months ago
So much success.
Pastor9764 5 months ago
Maddox i have been reading your website since 1997 and a lot of the essays, opinions, objectiveness make me laugh and are all true.
YesterdayLand1 6 months ago 2
Maddox, i've been enjoying your art for about 8 years. Congratulations on ruling.
Budney420 6 months ago
Man i hate Julian. I'm not just saying that. I honestly do
pissedoffdude87 6 months ago 2
@pissedoffdude87 I felt the same way! I automatically disliked that kid after about 1.5 seconds.
LavenderHoneyPancake 6 months ago
@pissedoffdude87 It's how Julian "sings" the word "bad" that makes me want to spit in his face.
Pastor9764 5 months ago