Rapture Worries

[TheUberAtheist]

Wanna see something fucking hilarious??? Do a YouTube search for "Rapture Pet Care Co"... sooo pathetic...

[JanMarie1007]

Hahaha!!!

[Smaug84]

Can't wait for this to happen on May 21st, 2011.

[DSAhmed]

HAHA! all the dead people floating in space. That's exactly what would happen if all the Christians would get "risen."

[hardnard5]

yall keep thing everything is a joke.

[averagebear1]

Another one - I've seen "rapture videos" where a elderly couple is having tea together and the wife vanishes, leaving the sad old unbelieving man alone. So, now the woman is happy with Jesus, even though she just left her husband of 50 years to suffer through the tribulation and burn eternally in hell???? WTF??

[ReligionIsACrutch]

Exactly. Christians are selfish. They want to save their asses from the fire. They will believe whatever they are told if they think it will benefit them. Which is more noble, being a good person for no reason or being a good person because you'll get an eternal reward?

[Ilikejpgs]

Dang I never thought about it like that. I'm an atheist myself and you are correct that it's nice to be be good even though there is no afterlife.

[jjmay12]

@ReligionIsACrutch You don't go to Heaven by just being a good person and the rapture is true.Just pick up a bible it explains everything

[FyFhFr25]

There are many stories in many religions & folklores that people are snatched up to heavens. I think in the past people were abducted by aliens. Bible writers got their idea from these myths & second-hand testimonies.

[damillionmalania]

to quote a disgestion expert from South Park "and I base this on absolutely nothing at all"...abducted by aliens...geez, what's next? Kent Hovind wins the nobel prize in science?

[nepsFTW]

no

dis is all fake

[99minerkc]

rofl!

[hELLAsShining]

This is fucking funny. You have talent.

[jimmycrew]

Oh Nooooooooo!!!!!!

[psykkodukk]

I wish I had a more meaningful comment to give than to simply type, 'lol.'

[realreligion]

Santa is Much better in the sky!

Santa is all the god you need!

HAIL SANTA!!!!!

[devilgirl255]

That really made me laught. Just brilliant!

[califoniania]

I guess Jesus and Mary should be glad that there were no airplanes or helicopters back in their day XD Though they still may have had trouble breathing in space or getting burnt to a crisp by the atmosphere.

[ForwardMan3001]

It's very silly, guy, but I still cracked up. In the library. You get a max rating.

[lesorciercalifornien]

Aw, c'mon. Don't you think Jebus can steer everyone around the helicopters and El Al jets?

LOL Props from a former rapture believer.

[DigableDude]

Too funny lol

[ble86n]

excellent video,funny!

[BloodLustWulf]

LMAO! Nice

[Intse]

Lol!

[freedom0f5peech]

I had to come back and watch it again! Fucking Brilliant!

Who did the music?

[cboxgo]

that's hilarious!

[assive2007]

Hehe!

[cartmankyle22]

and were also supposed to die in 4 years, plus supposed to have died 8 years ago. hey everyone, were all gonna die on 2036!!!! sereosly, the apoclyps will be in... 300,000,000,000 fricking years.

[freedom0f5peech]

Damnit! Now I'm worried! LOL!!!!

[Nutcasenightmare]

And if heaven is 'up there', Africans will go to American Hell. (Oh no, there's no cable! Lordy, what shall we ever doooo?!)

Even if it's not that well drawn, it's a pretty funny (and gruesome) animation.

[AtheistDiscGolfer]

when the rapture comes ill make sure to watch for the giant eagles. lol

[naughtypagan72]

Heheh - ROFL copter

[Crit0]

I watched "Left Behind" recently. I couldn't help thinking that God was the bad guy. The movie starts out with the state of the world being really bad. But just when people start working together to make things better, God steps in and says, "no you don't!" then takes all the Christians up to heaven. The resulting panic and chaos allows the antichrist to take over the world.

[steveascension]

Julian Lennon likened his "love/hate relationship" with his father as the same as any other father/son relationship, except that his was public. He says he resented the way he was treated by his father, and also took a swipe at his father's widow, Yoko Ono. "I had a great deal of anger towards Dad because of his negligence and his attitude to peace and love.

That peace and love never came home to me

[steveascension]

I don,t think your a jerk

[steveascension]

I didn't think there'd be any trouble while I was away watching the Richard Dawkins v John Lennox debate. It went 160 minutes, good debate.

Dawkins was good but Lennox was better.

Damian must hold you in a high regard (religionisacrutch)because he called you a jerk. I think he thinks Gods name is Jerk.

[steveascension]

"Would you care to justify your stance of defending the baby killer?"

Who?

Have a nice day

[damianpoirier]

"Would you care to justify your stance of defending the baby killer?"

Who?

the jerk called god in the bible.

[steveascension]

Hi Damian

I would appear that you don't like God.

Any chance of getting a personal historical thought development for you reasons?

[damianpoirier]

nope, that's a misunderstanding on your part. I got no beef with god. If it ever wants to stop by and say hey I'd sure be open to chat with it. You appear to be confusing a story book characature with the real McCoy.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

Hello. It seems that you are angry at Santa Claus is there a reason for that? Did you not get enough presents as a child? Let's explore.

[damianpoirier]

you are a jerk and a fool. bye dude. end of line.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

LOL I was making fun of the other guy. Sorry!

[steveascension]

Hi damian

Are you a pensioner?

[steveascension]

Yes I do agree,from time to time, people's arguments can take on a flaccid or impotent content.

Often in life I do find this to be is reflective of an inner physical reality. But deficit realities do come & for some who do not come because of one's age in life.

But there are always other distractions that can take away the pain of life's reality.

YT I believe has a wonderful placebo effect for oldies, don't you think?.

[steveascension]

I thought it was very self evident that all could see our posts on YT, unless you know of something strange that is going on that I & millions of YTubers don,t know? If you are aware of some devilish or fiendish plot taking place. Please, by all means let me & he rest of the Ytubers know as I will spread the word about this development.

[steveascension]

Only new incorruptible bodies will go to heaven.

Every body needs a new body to get to heaven.

Old bodies aren't negotiable to get into heaven.

[damianpoirier]

it must be nice to have such a fiction. On the other hand... how few of you care about maintaining life in this world? Death penalty? no problem. War? no problem. Flood destroys the world, armageddon? no problem. Me i have a conflict of interest. There's no choise really between fiction written by liars and the intranscribable reality written in the strata and the spectra of stars and yes even our very DNA. The bible lies. The flood never happened. God is not a baby killer.

[steveascension]

Damian the prior

"There's no choise really between fiction written by liars and the intranscribable reality written in the strata and the spectra of stars and yes even our very DNA.

Yes Damian, we are all part of this universal star dust. I am often amazed by this connectedness in which we all have our place together.

Rational intelligibility is one of the main considerations that have led thinkers of all generations to conclude that the universe must itself be a product of intelligence.

[damianpoirier]

Cute, but not a very well laid trap concidering that my post is still within view. Deconstructing your supposition that if I disagree with the 'product of intelligence' aspect would foist a canard of placing me in the catagory of 'non-thinker' or lacking the sense to percieve 'rational intelligibility'. Silly false dicotomies are flacid arguements best avoided son. Would you care to justify your stance of defending the baby killer?

[steveascension]

Damian the prior

"Cute, but not a very well laid trap concidering that my post is still within view."

Interesting but I do think your deconstruction idea is a little bit off the foot path.

Skateboarding has its dangers for pedestrians & skaters alike.

Yes, most children play hide & seek & entrapment as part of the game. Surly you played this game with other children as a child?

[steveascension]

myownfreeworld

Can I suggest that you read the gospel narratives.

This will help the discussion

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

!!!TAHW

[truvelocity]

Jahova witnesses believe in the the reverse. That the floaters are the sinners and Jesus rules heaven on earth for the remaining. And... Get this... They preach even though they know there is a limited amount of humans already RSVP'd.

[steveascension]

truvelocity

"Jahova witnesses believe in the the reverse. That the floaters are the sinners and Jesus rules heaven on earth for the remaining. And... Get this... They preach even though they know there is a limited amount of humans already RSVP'd."

Very good post about JW's

Their theology has so many twists & turns that they could rightly be described as a cult of religious anarchist.

They are another religious group spawned by the 1870's American, Charles Tas Russell.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

Ah, the classical thinking of religionists. The older the bullshit, the more likely it is to be true. I guess it has to age like a fine wine.

[sonic8005]

"The older the bullshit, the more likely it is to be true"

Unless somebody claims that they have something which predates their idea, then the rule is ignored, because, well "screw that, we already believe this and we're keeping it that way"

[steveascension]

Atheismiscrippling

"Ah, the classical thinking of religionists. The older the bullshit, the more likely it is to be true. I guess it has to age like a fine wine."

Ah,modernist atheism' is like old wine that has turned to vinegar. quite sour to the pallet.

[Cissy2cute]

"The older the bullshit"-yes, they seem to want to stay in the Bronze Age. Why are they so frightened of humanists, the modern age, science etc.

Why anyone would want to believe some writings of dubious origins, all from a superstitious, backwards age as opposed to all the rational, scientific knowledge we have acquired IN SPITE OF religion--has never made any sense to me.

[steveascension]

Cissy8cute

I think you need to update Cissy. The modernist period has ended & we now live in a post modernist world.

Have a sweet day

[Cissy2cute]

What--update backwards to the superstititous beliefs of a desert culture?

Religion should be seen as the fables and mythology that it is. One would think mankind would have shaken off the belief in fairy tales long ago, but religion has become too much of a dangerous political tool used to control peoples thoughts and actions.

I always have a sweet day. And I don't waste any part of it praying to an imaginary Father Figure. Life is too precious to waste on made-up fantasies.

[Cissy2cute]

I suggest the video by Gllvideo here on YouTube regarding the Universe. Although his appeal to reason will just fly over most brainwashed peoples heads, he does a marvelous job of trying to explain the origins of the Universe to the non-scientific mind.

I heartily suggest people watch it.

[H5LL2O25]

Great! Funny!

[Cissy2cute]

This mythical Jesus just followed the traditions of older half human, half god heroes who "rose from the dead" and were taken up to join the pantheon of other gods.

According to the bible, he sat at his own right hand. Now that would really take some doing!

This whole body resurrection thing has its roots in Ancient Egyptian religion, and possibly even earlier then that. You can always have your body mummified, or perhaps frozen, if you're that concerned about it.

[easy09]

a world without christianity is a world without morals. great thinking guys.

[potatoescorner]

NO, its not, are you saying that all atheists are baby rapers?

[c3n0bit3]

FALSE!

[Cissy2cute]

Yea, christianity showed us just what a great job it has done and is doing in the morals department. Inquisition, witch-hunts, wars, genocide anyone?

Why can't you see morality without religion? According to some philosophers, it is programmed into our DNA in order to assure survival of our own kind.

As an atheist, I don't kill, rob etc. If I saw a person needing help, I would help him/her. Do you really need religion to tell you what is right and wrong? Think about it.

[easy09]

Yes, but what really binds you to morals? I agree that it is in human nature to try to "do the right thing" but as you probably know it is also human nature to do the contrary as well.

I apologize if I came on as a little abrasive, but I was only trying to say that Christians are obligated to have a strong moral life by a religion that has endured thousands of years and the Bible on top of that. Respond if I am wrong but it would appear as though Christain morals run a little deeper.

[Cissy2cute]

Say you had no religious beliefs. You are walking along and suddenly hear cries for help. There is a person drowning nearby. Would you not rush to help him/her? Of course you would! You would do so for no other reason then to save a life. 

Doing "good" and being moral for the reasons christians do is ultimately selfish--to get to heaven. Read Thomas Paine's "The Rights of Man" instead of the bible. It is much more useful and contains a ton of more wisdom then even 1/4 of the bible.

[dwagon41]

Morality without religion is easy - provided your parents are worth a damn...

[SethVincent]

Hilarious Video ! I am sending it to all my Fundie Lovin Friends LOL !

[devikkyrn]

That was awesome. I just hope I didn't piss off the neighbors with my LOLing. :D

[steveascension]

Excellent video.

But you missed a point, a small point to atheists.

But a big point to God & his followers.

Aint no human bodies going to heaven

full stop

[myownfreeworld]

Where did jesus go then after he, supposedly, raised from the dead?

[steveascension]

myownreality of freeworld

Where did jesus go then after he, supposedly, raised from the dead?

You can look it up for yourself your old enough.

[myownfreeworld]

I wanted your answer since you said physical bodies don't go to heaven.

[steveascension]

myownfreeworld

"I wanted your answer since you said physical bodies don't go to heaven."

"correct"

Old,used & abused bodies will not go to heaven.

[myownfreeworld]

OK But I still wanted your answer, it seems like your tiptoeing around it.

[steveascension]

myownfreemind

"OK But I still wanted your answer, it seems like your tiptoeing around it."

I try not to sledge hammer people with new ideas at first, as experience has told me. That some people take a little more time to get used to a new idea.I have found this to be particularly true for recalcitrant atheist.

But I do try.

Please try an extrapolate my last statement a just a little bit.

"Old,used & abused bodies will not go to heaven."

have a nice day

[myownfreeworld]

...

Skipping that useless intro.. you have just said to me that jesus did not go to heaven.

good job guy

have a nice day ;)

[steveascension]

myownfreemind

"Skipping that useless intro.. you have just said to me that jesus did not go to heaven.

good job guy"

Sorry, you assumed wrong again.

"Old,used & abused bodies will not go to heaven."

Only new incorruptible bodies will go to heaven.

Thanks for telling me to have a nice because,

"i will"

[myownfreeworld]

"myownfreemind"

Why do you keep changing my name whenever you write a response? You don't even need to write my name any way since I get a message when you do.

anyway..

"Sorry, you assumed wrong again.

"Old,used & abused bodies will not go to heaven."

Only new incorruptible bodies will go to heaven.

Thanks for telling me to have a nice because,"

'abused' <-- He had holes in his hands when he supposedly rose from the dead. He didn't go to heaven then.

[steveascension]

myownfreemind

"Why do you keep changing my name whenever you write a response? You don't even need to write my name any way since I get a message when you do.

anyway."

Don't take it too personal,the name changes, I've been doing it for a long time on YT. I only do it to catch YTuber's attention. I have found that it works well.

"He had holes in his hands when he supposedly rose from the dead. He didn't go to heaven then."

Sorry, wrong again.

"Old,used & abused bodies will not go to heaven."

[myownfreeworld]

He was beaten and had holes in his hand, meaning he was abused. As you said, abused bodies don't go to heaven therefore jesus didn't go to heaven.

[steveascension]

myownfreemind

You still don't get it!

The body he has now is not the body that died on the Cross. Yes there are nail imprints in his supernatural body, but not the same body as before the cross.

I hope this helps

have a nice day

otherwise he would have a body like in the movie "Night of the living dead"

[Conqueror1234]

Good video! A world without Christianity would be a nice world indeed... I hope god speeds up this process and gets all his suck-ups off this planet ASAP so we can finally make some progress

[steveascension]

conquered

Good video! A world without Christianity would be a nice world indeed...

you may get your wish one day, bud

I sure as (hell) don't want to be around when that happens.

Because hell will be a place literally on earth. without the Christians.

[Conqueror1234]

You misinterpreted my words a bit. Others on here have said the world would be better without Christians, I said it would be better without Christianity. Most Christians are good people at heart, and don't really think twice about their religion. It's the extremists who actually do follow the religion (and all others for that matter) who we'd be better off with. Without Christianity, there'd be a lot less wars and deaths in the history books.

[steveascension]

Conqueror

"You misinterpreted my words a bit. Others on here have said the world would be better without Christians, I said it would be better without Christianity."

You are hiding behind your poor semantics, trying to disguise your real intent.

Your a Hollow man

[Conqueror1234]

What real intent am I trying to disguise? Let's put this in a context you can understand.

When people spoke of ridding the world of Communism during the Cold War, they meant the ideology... not actual communists themselves.

When I speak of getting rid of Christianity, I speak of the ideology, not Christians themselves. Do you understand now?

[steveascension]

Conqueror

"When I speak of getting rid of Christianity, I speak of the ideology, not Christians themselves. Do you understand now?"

Despots, tyrants, & Conquerors have been trying for over 2000 years to rid the world of Christianity.

Personally I think your assumptions have as much credence & potential for success if China sent a manned space craft to the sun.

[Conqueror1234]

Despots, tyrants, and conquerors have aided Christianity much more than they have hurt it. Christianity was spread by the sword and never would've been a major religion without it. Do you know how it got to our continents, Australia and America? I won't regale you with the tale since I'm sure you know your history, but don't try to tell me history and the moral high ground is on Christianity's side as it is clearly not.

Personally the history books show your assumptions to be flat out incorrect.

[steveascension]

defeated conqueror

"Personally the history books show your assumptions to be flat out incorrect."

Are you getting your history from mickey mouse comics? Please stop reading them, they will distort your reality of life.

"Christianity was spread by the sword and never would've been a major religion without it."

That was one of the most ill informed statements I have seen by a atheist on YT.

Name for us, one or two recognized & respected historians who regurgitates your superfluous statement?

[Conqueror1234]

Name-calling is the first step towards losing a debate, as I'm sure you're aware.

The Crusades, Inquisitions, 30 years war, Witch Hunts, Native American massacres, Aborigine conquests, the Holy Roman Empire, African colonization, Catholic vs Protestant wars, and many others. It's a simple fact my friend, the three major monotheistic religions have become so by force. I can look up 2 historians for you that can reaffirm these events if you truly insist, but it should be obvious to anyone.

[steveascension]

Mind conqueror

"I can look up 2 historians for you that can reaffirm these events if you truly insist, but it should be obvious to anyone."

"Please do" by all means;

It was a request by me so everyone can validate or invalidate your personal assumptions.

Oh by the way please answer the request honestly.

We were talking about Christianity, only.

Don't be a sneak.

Please recheck your post.

[Conqueror1234]

Alfred Andrea- University of Vermont Michael Angold- University of Edinburgh Thomas Asbridge- University of London Michel Balard- University of Paris James Ryan- C.U.N.Y. Vincent Ryan- St. Louis University Sylvia Schein-University of Haifa Elizabeth Siberry-Independent Scholar R. C. Smail- Cambridge University Darius von Guttner Sporzynski- The University of Melbourne I can get you many more historians that can reaffirm these events if you'd like more.

[Conqueror1234]

I rechecked my post, all armed conflicts

named were Chrstian conflicts. When I said that every major monotheistic religion became so by force, I was just pointing out that Christianity isn't unique in having a violent history, so don't be so alarmed/surprised by it.

[steveascension]

Conquerormind

"When I said that every major monotheistic religion became so by force, I was just pointing out that Christianity isn't unique in

having a violent history, so don't be so alarmed/surprised by it."

Just stick to the Christian side bud.

You were just trying to throw mud by association. Not very good start for a potential non biased history teacher. I hope you don't write any history.

Then again history is usually written by the victors.

Can we really trust the facts of history?

[Conqueror1234]

You can look up their statements yourself as they are much too long to post in the 500 character limit on youtube. I can get names of other historians affirming all the other various wars and conflicts that I named took place, though it is simply ridiculous of you to deny that these events took place.

I was not throwing mud by association, I was simply stating a fact while also explaining why you shouldn't be so alarmed as Christianity is not the only religion with a violent past.

[steveascension]

Alfred Andrea- University of Vermont Michael Angold- University of Edinburgh Thomas Asbridge- University of London Michel Balard- University of Paris James Ryan- C.U.N.Y. Sylvia Schein-University of Haifa Elizabeth Siberry-Independent Scholar "Nice" But where are their statements to backup your statements. If you hope to pass at university in history you know you must do better than this. America is a notorious land of degree mills.

[Cissy2cute]

Even John Lennon "got it". Did you ever listen to the words of "Imagine"?

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company" - Mark Twain

[steveascension]

Cissy2cute

Can you imagine Julian Lennon?

[AggressiveLogic]

I bet the survivors get vaporized by alien phasers right before the reach heaven.

[migkillertwo]

THOSE ARE MY TAX-DOLLARS! (caps)

[migkillertwo]

hey, that apache helicopter is fucking expensive. I don't want those asshole floating bodies to mess them up. float somewhere else you ****ing dispensationalists!

[Bockatadi]

these are all legitimate concerns.

[Jessiqua42]

XD That last one one is particularly worrisome! What DOES happen when these faithful souls hit the upper atmosphere? Probably a little yellow oxygen mask unfolds out of (very) thin air before them, like they were flying with GodAirlinesExpress, or whatev.

[TheGrammarian]

Missed you, buddy. Glad to see you're still around.

[tribidemp]

I'm an ornithologist, and I know for a fact that christians are a favorite prey of giant hawks.

I think there should have been more blood in the helicopter incident.

[freebaker]

saints don't spill blood duuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!

[tribidemp]

You should consult with martyrs like Saint Agatha if they spill blood. She had her tits lopped off. Oh, there will be blood.

[voyzovrezon]

Hilarious!

[dragonofthedarknight]

I don't understand this ... Someone explain please? xD

[cidvisions]

Christians believe that during the "Rapture" (End of the world)the deserving people will rise into heaven leaving all of us non-worthy ones behind. This is a play on the idea that those people rising to heaven should worry about where they are when the rapture comes.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

Right and hopefully they will be wearing a spacesuit as well.

[Bockatadi]

a world without christians= heaven on earth! lets hope this happens sooner than later

[Rle8752]

I want to ride the Jew Plane.

[Jessiqua42]

WTF is the Jew Plane? Is that sort of like the Vomit Comet?

[DeletedDelusion]

The chopper? Noooooo...  LOL

[TheStig000]

Speaking of seat belts..why do cristians use them? Shouldn't they want to accidentally die and get to heaven quicker????!

[zbambam5]

It would make sense, but thats not what they're about, making sense that is.

[catapaultpenguin]

"good news! My baby just got struck by lightning!" -doug stanhope

[TheStig000]

Less crazy people in the world? I'm all for it!

[Insineratehymn]

About time you came back to Youtube.

[DrDecharge1]

Please don't anyone become alarmed, this Planet is due to support life (on its surface) for at least 1000 more years. Don't you remember the part were it says that " They beat their Spears into Pruning Hooks". I think there's a whole lot more than you've even imagined coming soon, just make sure your seat belts are fastened!

[AtheistCitizen]

there are real rapture/end-times worries: that some beeleaver is going to perform some devastating act to promote the return/rise-to-power of the anti-X so that he & all his tired buddies can go rest on a cloud.

[wavymavy]

You forgot about what happens back on earth after the rapture: abandoned pickup trucks crashing into abandoned el caminos...left behind dogs under porches starving to death... Jerry Springer Shows with no guests...Walmart goes belly-up ...homeless people living in empty churches and eating all the crackers ... domestic beer stocks plummet... all those trees that grow because nobody's printing bibles anymore ...

[Disthron]

Ummm.... sorry, I don't quite get it.

[DeletedDelusion]

The Rapture means all good christians bodily ascending into heaven.

This video shows what problems they might encounter while ascending.

Got it now?

[Disthron]

Yes, thanks for explaining. Thumbs up. :)

[DevonHartigan]

I can't wait for the rapture! It will be paradise on earth. The IQ on earth will rise enormously.

[TMTGAU]

"The IQ on earth will rise enormously."

And will probably get world peace.

[lupocephalic]

I'm with you guys... the rapture can't come soon enough.

[pixelatedxdeath]

HILARIOUS!

[warpaddict]

you always pick good music too ;)

[johnatspray]

LOL!!! 5 stars!

[jakob0815]

wow... this was an amazing animation...^^

[akaso405]

lol--i loved the eagle part.

[Hooya2]

I never realized rising bodily into heaven could be so dangerous!

[happyfallen]

lol...priceless! :D

[the0mafia0whore]

Nice one!

[HaleyMary]

lol. Great to see a new video. I liked the ending. :)

[riversonthemoon]

LOL.

Good to see you making videos again.

[arcooke]

Wow, a new video.. it's about time. ;)

[Michigan1985]

I heard Jesus attempted to make a return in the 16th century, but he burned up on re-entry.

[flamedame007]

michigan, that's probably one of the funniest things ive heard in a while. mind if i steel it and use it? :)

[Orutra621]

How does this comment not have a single thumbs up? Im glas I was the first. That was the funniest thing I have ever heard. I have to take it as well.

[not4resale]

Chuck Norris wouldn't have.

Yes, mine pales in comparison. lol

[arcooke]

So that's what caused global warming.

[stuffisgd]

I heard that to.

But I think a small piece of jesusorite was found in the arctic. It's on display in the creationists museum.

[stuffisgd]

I almost wish the rapture would/ could happen. Then we could get rid of all those pesky christ blood drinkers and then we could bring the world a little closer to sanity.

[skyfire1]

But then you'd have to ask Jesus into your heart quickly.

[stuffisgd]

jesus can suck it.

screw heaven. hell sounds more fun!

[Magusim]

Unless the rapture already happened. No one was taken.

[mrb0192]

funny

[PicturesForMyMom]

I like the ending.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Great stuff... there is a episode of Squidbillies where the rapture happens that is funnier than Hell too...