Do you speak english?

[23nemi23]

Lady need to ask like Samuel l Jackson

[TaTos625]

@thecityexists I don't know, but it's quite funny xD

[Lorrer09]

ich sprechen ein bißchen Deutsch?

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

Deutsch nein! Sprchts du Deutsch?

Deutsch nur ein oder zwei Wörter,aber nicht fließend?

So funny!!!!

[lokixxx]

title of movie plz

[nishipoo1]

lmao!!!i love this vid hilarious!!!!

[AngelBiLove]

I too can speak english. Fluently. as if were my mother tongue. But when i'm at the airport, i speak like Jacque Clouseau! iwou laiktobaya dumburgerr!! just to take the piss out of people :D

[LeoDamm]

hahahaha, very very funny!

[rubiky111]

lmfao

[Dragotheone]

Awesome xD I don't understand it, though.

[Leonaloverxx]

@Dragotheone The girl is English she is asking the two men if they speak English they say no but they are English and speak it perfectley, but they are pretending they dont and they cant understand when they can.

[Dragotheone]

@Leonaloverxx

...*sigh* I wasn't serious. But still, thanks for explanation ;D

[Leonaloverxx]

@Dragotheone Oh I thought you were forgein and didnt understand. Sorry :L

[masterchukiat]

This is typical English joke right?

[ImJustBeingMe23]

@masterchukiat Not typical enough to be typical.. but yes they're famous jokes though. Very sarcastic! :D

[urbandragon96]

simon pegg

[a7madLp]

it happened with me! XD

[valvetrom]

Tourist in Munich:Do you speak English? Girl: Yes a little. Tourist:. How much ?

Hundredfifty Dollars!!

[TheRockerMTY]

dutch es una lengua de la union europea.

[TheRockerMTY]

(3) ella empiesa a hablar en dutch y les dice (en dutch) " yo hablo un poco de dutch, ustedes hablan algo de dutch?. el de la bici contesta en dutch "dutch no, nada. y le pregunta en ducht al otro "tu hablas dutch?" y el otro contesta hablando dutch diciendo "dutch? no. de hecho se me hace una lengua muy dificil". uno dice "siento no poder ayudar, y el otro "si yo tambien. siga su camino quisas encuentre a alguien". ella dice okay gracias. al final uno dice "yo puedo hablar ingles, yo tambien.

[bk5614]

@TheRockerMTY Not Dutch....."Deutsch" Deutsch=Alemán



[douloureusement]

@TheRockerMTY DEUTSCH DE ALEMANIA, NO DUTCH ESO ES DE HOLANDA!

[TheRockerMTY]

(1) ella dice "disculpa, disculpa, tu hablas ingles? y el contesta (en ingles) "no no hablo, lo siento" ella dice "mi carro se descompuso y quisiera saber si me podrias decir donde encontrar un garage. y el dice (en ingles) "es por eso que no le comprendo". ella dice " entonces no entiendes" y el dice (en ingles) "no ni una palabra" (y el sigue hablando en ingles) diciendo..." de hecho es una de las cosas por las que pagaria pero por alguna razon...." entonces obserba que viene alguien.

[TheRockerMTY]

(2)... despues el de la bici ve al de camisa de cuadros y le dice (en ingles) "disculpa tu hablas algo de ingles? y el de cuadros le contesta (en ingles) "ingles? no, cual es el problema? el de la bici dice "no se, no puedo entenderla" entonces ella vuelve repitir " mi carro se descompuso y quisiera saber si me pueden decir donde puedo encontrar un garage". el dice (en ingles) "no no le entendi nada" entonces el de la bici dice(en ingles)a pocos kilometros hay una villa alli abra quien la ayude.

[daniloalvares]

I carn't spel 

[ContainmentFailure]

Where are the English subs?

[giulicoldplay]

where is that video located?

[hibertansiyar]

i wonder which show is this from? :D lol xD they both could talk in English and German xD

[MegaKleanupguy]

translation please!!!!

[sopitta1981]

LOL

[tangmo11751]

i don "t speak english 5555+

[reaperman2507]

thats typical Franze im from germany and i can tell you they totaly decline that they can speak english or german !

[azon555]

Can u speak english ?

No, I can't speak english .

hahaha

[neilagregorio]

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[IchBinKeinKanal]

lol.

[LittleLemoon]

LOL They are really assholes !

Me either, I don't speak English...

Poor woman~

[MissySimpleM]

LOL I'm laughing so much right now xD

[smile21jonno]

that's Simon Pegg right?

[shrimpcracker89]

I can speak both languages, the little german quip at the end was great!

[hellisaroundus]

funny!!!

[persianiranforever]

plz someone translate their conversation to me, because i do not speak English at all

:(

[NationalistDacoRoman]

i wish i could speak english so i would understand what they're saying :D

[perfectcircleissquar]

what kind of language they speak ? :(

[Maloca92]

@perfectcircleissquar W00T!! they speak english and German :P

[metaltalica]

hhahahahahahahhahahahha this killed me

[ubeefcrj]

I think that was Simon Pegg

[thisisITalia]

Hi there! This is Laura from Italy trying to make her way through this crowded interNET.. I teach italian to english speaking people, would you like to be one? if so, come to visit my channel and leave your pitiless comment!!

Thanx!! take good care of yourself, Laura

[2312joan]

why the blond told her he dont speak english?humor eeeeee???!!!

[fisco130]

why isn't this video with subtitles?, i can't understand what the're saying :(

[shameran84]

Hahahahah it's hilarious..

[shimidis]

is that Simon Pegg ?

[alhotti]

typical germans of berlin looooooooooool

[OldMacSpasti]

@alhotti do you think these two are from germany?!? :D

[alhotti]

@OldMacSpasti i went to germany ......i've been in the same situation ....i know most germans speak english very well but they refuse to speak it ......i went to austria too..... the two people are very different

[OldMacSpasti]

@alhotti yes, you're right.. it is very funny, because most peaple here don't like to speak english while there are in germany.. but when they are in england they do^^ i am from germany, so i know that :D

[mathieuemi666]

@OldMacSpasti They're not :-)

Sie sind zu fließend in Englisch denke ich. They rather seem to have an English accent, don't they?

In the place where I live, lots of people can speak French and German. Sometimes you can't tell what their mother tongue is, as they know both languages since they're born.

The two places in the world where the 2 are spoken together are "Canton de Fribourg" in Switzerland, and Alsace in France!

[werewolf327]

@mathieuemi666 Zu fliessend? Ich denke nicht. :\

[mathieuemi666]

@OldMacSpasti I forgot the canton of Bern with its Jura part and Valais of course.

[tvxq2007]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa it's so funny.

[MmeCherie]

- Nein. Kein wort. Wo ist das Problem?

- Ich weiß es nicht, ich verstehe sie nicht.

Hi! Mein Auto ist kaputt und ich muss eine Werkstatt finden.

-.. Nein tut mir leid, ich habe gar nichts verstanden..

Ok, dann danke..

-Ähm, wenn sie da entlang gehen, ca. eine halbe Meile, da ist ein Dorf, vielleicht finden sie dort jemanden, der Englisch spricht.

Ich sprichen ein bisschen Deutsch, sprechen Sie Deutsch?

- Deutsch? Nein, sprichst du Deutsch?

[MmeCherie]

I can only translate it into German:

Entschuldigung?, Entschuldigung?, Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Englisch?

- Nein tu ich nicht, tut mir leid.

Ähm, mein Auto ist kaputt und ich frage mich, ob Sie mir sagen könnten, wo ich eine Werkstatt finde?

- Das ist Zeitverschwendung, ich verstehe nicht was Sie sagen..

Sie sprechen also gar kein Englisch?

- Nein, kein einziges Wort.., ich wünschte ich hätte in der Schule besser aufgepasst. Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Englisch?

[gracefaith777]

hahaha, even i don't speak english and i didn't understand what they are talking about ..hehe

[misseloisa1]

I really can't get what they're saying...U know I dnt speak english !!

[TuRoiii]

lol

[Greyespi]

Jajajajajajajajajaj...I'd killed this 2 bitching guys...LOL....

[Hlias1998]

Hahahaha

[nwijesinghe]

thats a bitchy thing to do

[HERNY007]

it was not English!! the spoke British English! different accent

[framerunner1987]

@HERNY007 that's one of the jokes built in...

[TigerFallOut]

lawlz is this from a movie?

if so... which one?

[framerunner1987]

@TigerFallOut nope, just a comedy sketch AFAIK

[amaliah7]

was that simon pegg??

[SaraCHAII]

xD haahahh

[MarozasLT1]

very funny;D

[Crayshack]

Even better when they switched to German.

[Romania29091989]

=))))))))))))))))))))rofl

[Gott2070]

I like english. It´s similar to my language and wonderfull.

[SandDec]

Very funny..

[misceceiliafang]

lmao!! thats rude lol

[ROMOAN147]

SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[desrissa1112]

yes it very important to learn english and other languages!!

[Mystikcat95]

this was quite funny! :) good vid

[rosesinvase]

That's the pun in this video. To make it look silly, they go, Do you speak english?... he says he doesnt but he says it in english. the same goes for German.

[mrarmaggedon31415926]

I saw this a year ago and took up German since and now I can perfectly understand everything they say in German. Good feeling.

[wangtianxing1010]

@mrarmaggedon31415926 Good for you. me as well, I've decided to take up German after seeing some German video and I actually start until I've seen this one right now :)

[MinimaDeMalis1]

Now, it actually does mean Do you speak german. The woman says "Sprechen Sie Deutsch". Sie (capitalized) is a polite form you use when talking to people you don't know. If sie is written like this, (without capital letter), it means Do they speak german.

[PolishExplorer]

Now I see I just translated it on a translation site and it said. Do they speak German? I always thought it meant Do you Speak German?

[PolishExplorer]

Huh? How can That be it just sounded Like the woman said Do you speak German? Just wondering how this sentence could could mean I speak a bit of German?

[bexterBeutiful]

She was trying to communicate with them, she said "I speak a bit of german, do you speak german?" and they said "no" because they didn't want to communicate with her

[PolishExplorer]

I didn't mean ad I meant video on my first comment.

[PolishExplorer]

Plus one more thing when the girl was Saying Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Then the Germans said Nein? It Made no sense to me because the girl said. Do you speak German? Germans: No? It just makes no sense it should have gone this way. Sprechen Sie Englisch? Nein? Translation. Do you speak English? No? Just saying.

[framerunner1987]

@PolishExplorer they where clearly not german ^^

it was good german, but not perfect ;D

[PolishExplorer]

Though the girl did pronounced garage in the French way so Maybe she's French? Just saying

[PolishExplorer]

Plus those signs are in French not German nice try whoever made this?

[PolishExplorer]

Silly Germans. If there speaking English in this ad why aren't they speaking German back at here instead?

[papamichailmichalis]

he he sprechen sie Deutch ?

deutch ???nein!!!!

LOL

[iNicoTECH]

ich weiss nicht. das it sehr lustig. jah oder nein?

[luisfelipe1981]

young Simon Pegg

[KalKyuLayTor]

Wut? xD

[rreekkddaa]

I need every words english it the film , who can writhe it there?

[37683769]

ich bin nicht flüssig lol +gg+

[thedemimusicluvrfan]

This is funny!

[marcoscarlessy]

I also wish I could speak English. My mom told me that I was going to need if I was going to travel to Europe. Anyway, I regret now that I did not go to my English lessons. What can I do now? I do not speak English at all. :(

[AVATARdemon113]

Damn, I wish I could speak English. It's just one of those things I never really thought would be important in life when they are...I might have to buy a DVD of eBay so I can start learning it...

[sunnyboy9711]

rofl !

[civsation]

What did they say in the video? I didn't understand anything because I don't speak english :( Maybe someone could translate it for me?

[MrDayglow]

@civsation good one fucker

[RBS1120]

@civsation she sed. do you speek german

[TheAllen1989]

@civsation do you speak english .

[MrGabitho]

@civsation Maybe I could translate it for you, but I couldn't understand anything too :(

[championofcathay]

@civsation I beg your pardon, what? xD

[PumpernickleToast]

I am fluent in English and Canadian.

[DENISMURRELL]

I speak ten languages..... Miski dem Falatianen [Miski]; Bulugaba Mong Bingobongo [Bulugabanese]; Ngor Sek Kong Jungman [Cantonese], Je parle Francais [French]; Io parlo Italiano [Italian] Gomb Muk Gimbajomesm [Kahuka-Kama]; Mi save tok Inglis [Papua New Guinea Tok Pisin]; Digo Portugues [Portuguese]; Ich spreche Deutsch [German] oh, and English of course.

[jushayward]

You do not understand Cantonese?-?

[DENISMURRELL]

Lei kong mat'yeh, ah? Dim gong?

[amar54]

a bit

[Deimtime]

LOL, awesome. 5/5

[Arodisi]

LMAO i'd smack one of them ..do u understand that ? no ?

[blondliss]

The woman: I speak a bit german, do you speak german?.

The man with the bike: German? No ... Do you speak german?

the other men : No.. Only 2 or 3 words but not fluent...

or german maybe.

oh yes that would be great

[peter123hung]

what did they say in german????

[m32amir]

Deutsch? Nein. Ich spreche ein oder zwei Worten aber ich bin nicht fließend.

German? No. Only one or two words but I'm not fluent.

[patagona97]

lol

[xXaznStrikerXx]

damn idiots xDDD...

shjce sin das idioten xDD

[cheesyjrt]

hahahahahahahaha

[starlightzzx]

I speak three languages.

Marunong ako magsasalita ng tatlong wika.

Kahibalo ako magistorya ug tulo ka wika

[sonnet85]

"nur ein oder 2 worter aber ich bin nicht fliessen." "es waere toll"

lol, that was funny. the way they speak both english and deutch sound fluent.

[curtainduplicate]

their english is way better, their german is good and almost fluent but tooo englishy ;)

[zoulou02]

i can speak two, my motherlanguage "french" and english, i also can speak a little dutch

[Feragho9]

I speak English, Irish, British, Scottish, Canadian, American, Australian, United Kingdiom, Welsh, Gaelic, German and French.

[zomglolbg]

You fail.

[bubble1121]

lol i can speak 4 languages and im only 13

[BlitzoftheReich]

I speak three :P

[rosenrot32]

I speak 5

[BlitzoftheReich]

I speak 100 not languages so does that count?

[logitication]

i speak 5 too!

english

french

german

spanish

and apache...but me, i'm not 13

[brut88plus]

What are they talking about?

[wwwgarnzcom]

They are taking the mick ha ha was pretty funny!

[brut88plus]

not a word..i need to learn english,damn

[karabinsks]

I can speak 5 languages and I'm learning my 6th language! And I survived Tsunami in 2004

[liQuidmoTion]

congratz thats heavy shit (the tsunami part ;p )

[lspuris]

O.O u survived?

[mikeshepherd]

@karabinsks

That's nothing. My uncle was a brontosaurus and survived the Chicxulub meteorite in 65,000,000 BC.

[adamodoherty]

what a poor woman..hahaha

[VickyViewer]

i dont speak any english either.

i dont even understand a word they say.

funny video LOL

[Adel2494]

i can speak 3 languages to ...:P

and i am just 14 year old!:-D

[pauliusdepas]

Stupid comment

[sickyDlx]

i cant understand the english part,

und beim deutschen hab ich auch probleme.

[akumie]

I should do the same in swedish, if someone speak english to me instead of swedish I should say to them in english that I dont understand english haha

[sharkasir]

lol

soooooooo funny

hahahaha

[mirrorballgirl]

I don't speak english either. I couldn't understand a thing they said in the video.

[teknomaya]

ahahah a young Simon Pegg

[TDiddy421]

Is that Simon Pegg?

[vampiregirl58]

Yah it looks like it, that's what I was thinking

[pirulitogordito]

no comprendo them wiggers.

[sirle1]

i can speak 3 languages. but that was funny =D

[planetsone]

LOL

[rkrsaadi]

hahahha

[ellumuzo]

Do you speak english ?

No i don't srry .

[movietheatremusic]

This is soooo good!!! Thank you so much for having posted it. I am still laughing, unbelieveable!!! GREAT!!!

[anyadkurvapicsaja]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OLOOOOL

[iqdodge]

Rakattintottal a statusomra? :-w

[myliveoo7]

xDXD

[jeanbonnet]

fuck american comedians the british own

[thereallles]

fuck you and your stupid accent

[slawka45]

Super!

[RavenDCaf]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FinstiKrieger]

xDD

[PrideOfHiigara]

haahahaha very good :) is that man Simon Pegg?

[Mschu13]

yes

[IdiVweY]

Where is this clip from?

[AutumnNovocaine]

Big Train - british sketch comedy

[Bananenstaudenmann]

hahahah

goill.

[CRaNki085]

Wie Geil , Ich versteh beides :P

die Armen nicht deutschsprechenden Menschen XDDD

[Ritanermuri]

ich auch^^

[mariejuul]

so do I :) hehe.

[planeMOVIES]

Wer nich....^^^xD

[mamondiniye]

loooooooooooooool