The first law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created or destroyed. So energy is eternal? What else is eternal? Oh.. God. God bless.
I just returned from a Disney cruise that had him as part of the entertainment. You could cut the right-wing Christian Republicanism with a knife. A non-sequitor, "I don't believe in Darwinism," multiple "God bless you's," gay bashing (but of course) and Mormon bashing. He moralized during the show, attacking a dating couple that was sharing a cabin. He also took a cheap shot against Clinton, while ignoring the 8-year horror show that was W's presidency. Why? No doubt because W is a "Christian."
He really gay bashed as part of his act on a Disney cruise? Wow, I've no idea why Disney would hire this idiot. I only knew who he was because I just read that a woman audience member is suing him for calling her up on stage and spanking her, then he forced her to kiss him it's alleged.
@MadameTiffanyCo He's actually a Disney employee and appears on some of the Disney Channel shows.
The gay bashing was not as bad as it could have been, but it was still there. To be honest, one of the two straight couples at my dining table didn't perceive the problems I've delineated (disclosure: I'm a theologian, so I get everything, alas), and the other couple said nothing.
I hadn't heard of the lawsuit; he did a kissing "joke" on the cruise, but no spanking.
something cant come from nothing matter can neither be created or destroyed just like space wasnt always here and neither was anything b4 it religion is just a ignorant belief that people want to think they know where we come from where everything comes to and where you go when you die without putting logic and science into the equation in reality noone knows where all matter comes from as it can be neither created or destroyed and noone knows where we go when we die because noone has been there
@pur3k0 well that just hurts my feelings. theres no reason to be so rude, and while it dosent tell you its a religous comedian why leave a coment? i dont litsen to bad music and leave a hateful comment theres no need for it, some people might enjoy that music and get ofended. but seriously if you disagree with what hes saying dont leave a hateful comment just to insult someone watch the video and leave. dont act like a arce
@ninjacayden i did not know it was a religious comedian if you click on bad music knowing its bad music and leave a comment yeah i didnt do that i didnt know it was a religious comedian and if you get your feeling hurts over a yt comment then i feel bad for you
@pur3k0 not so much as its a youtube coment as it is what it says. if there was an episode of dora and she said niggers dont you think black people would get there feelings hurt regardless of where it came from.
@ninjacayden yeah people get offended all the time by everything and its usually just a joke and people get the oversensitive feelings hurt its like if you dont like it dont watch it but i found this vide by mistake not on purpose do you understand that?
I'm sorry, wait what? This is why some people hate Christians. I mean, I believe in a God too, but read Origin of Species. Evolution is a change over time found in populations of individuals. New variants of traits go into certain populations, which may or may stick if they work, if we survive.
@IHavAUTubeSadly please be joking.. we didn't evolve from monkeys, we had a common ancestor. also, god had to create things in some way. this way we have proven by science. If god does, or does not exist, is not yet known; it is also irrelevant, since we only need to know HOW they developed, not why. (why is philosophy and theology in my opinion)
Instead of asking high school youtubers do some research for yourself. I'm harsh because I have done this myself. Put your big boy panties on and look. Anything I say you'll argue with so I'll leave it up to you to fight yourself. Best of luck ;-) I'm serious.
@IHavAUTubeSadly then answer met this.......who made god? you dont want to believe the big bang because something came out of nothing, but isnt that exactly what you're saying, if something cant come out of nothing, than who made god?
@InnerConflict011 Not contradictory at all, your using a strawman arguement, please continue in intelligent discussion. God was not created, did not come from _____ God Almight of the Holy Bible calls himself "I AM" He was, and Is and is yet to come, he is present past and future he simply IS. he created time and one day he will end time as we know it. Please read the Holy Bible. May the Holy Spirit open your eyes.
@auditorization what an easy way to get out of an argument. you say he just "IS" and then bless me? -_- thats all nice an dandy thanks for the concern but you did indeed contradict ur own argument. The explanation to the big is that is just happened, and you throw that explanation down because something cant JUST be/happen out of nowhere, open UR eyes and stop belittling people.
@InnerConflict011 Your using the Strawman arguement, please stop making an imaginary depiction of my statement and attacking your creation and acting victorious.
No contradictions please reread.
Like I said from the beginning, he did not come* he always was and is, he didn't get created, he is not a creature. We are creatures, because were were created. All the world was created by God and one of the characteristics of God is that he is infinite and he is not ruled by the creations he made.
@auditorization I leave it at this, gods have always been the answer to things humans can not understand, thats why in Greek mythology as was an Egyptian history, there are gods of water, earth, fire, lighting, death, life, and so on, it was because they could not understand why floods and tragedies happened so they would blame it on gods. gods have always been the easy answer out of ignorance, the reason i get annoyed is Christians/catholics but christians SPECIALLY seem to talk as if they
@auditorization were gods themselves you speak to me as if i was a pawn or something less than you, thats how most Christians speak to non-christians like everyone who isnt one needs saving, you rub your religion in, and put down those who aren't religious, i dont need your blessings i dont wont them, you can shove it up your pompous ass, religions was established to create order in lawless societies, but it lost its meaning the moment it creates conflict and deaths (which it does) your "god"
@InnerConflict011 Yahweh is the one true God on that truth I can speak firmly. I've not used any insults I've simply stated facts. religion is manmade and evil, and distracts people from a true relationship with the living God. I cannot bless you and I am just as much in need of my saviour as you, I am NOT above you. You are more important than I am. Would not a shepherd leave 99 sheep in the barn to seek the one that is lost?
I pray that the Holy Spirit will open the eyes of all believers.
@InnerConflict011 no one made God, God cannot be made, otherwise he would not be a God. He did not come out of nothing, because he did not come out of anything. Someone HAS to be first, there HAS to be a beginning :)
@InnerConflict011 Assuming you believe in Creation or Big Bang Evolution, or for that matter almost any other theory of how we got here, you have to start with the basic presupposition that something (or someone) has always existed. Whether that something is a bunch of atoms that were crammed together and exploded outward or that something was an infinite creator God would depend on your beliefs.
how it all began is far too complex and probably impossible to solve and understand for no one existed then.. our race is but a blink in the grand scale this doesnt mean god exists or doesnt.. just that it doesnt matter because their all just theories that haven't been proven
@AmpedUp97 Ghost mabey not demons but Ghost I dont have to believe in god to believe in the supernataral. There are things that scientist can not explain but I dont believe religon has the answers for life. I believe that science is the closest to unlocking it I get pissed off at religon because they are slowing the process down. I also know that when you go to church its your goal to convert one person to me that is wrong people are not stupid we know you are there dont force it on us.
@goodbryce Atheists also try to force their worldviews on people. I'm not here to force you to do anything. If someone who calls himself a Christian has done that to you, he was wrong for doing so. However, it is our job to warn others. We are to warn, but the choice is ultimately up to you. By the way, ghosts can't exist unless there is a spiritual realm. They're not flesh and blood, as we are. So, if the spiritual realm exists, then it must not exist of matter, as does the physical universe.
6.) "He was pierced" (53:5). This happened when the Roman soldier plunged the spear into His side.
7.) "He was.....crushed" (53:5) This happened when Jesus was flogged. The Romans beat Him with rods right before He was scourged.
8.) "He was cut off from the land of the living." He died. I could go into more detail about this. Simply put, Jesus could not have survived both the scourging and crucifixion. It is medically impossible.
9.) "They made His grave with the wicked." (53:9). According to custom, Jesus would have been thrown into a common grave for criminals who had been crucified. This grave would have been outside the city limits. He would have been buried with the 2 men He was crucified next to. So, His grave was literally "made" with the wicked. However, Joseph of Aramethia asked for His body, which leads to my next point.
10.) "He made his grave.....with a rich man at His death." (53:9). Joseph of Arimathea is described as being a wealthy member of the Sanhedrin. He later came and asked Pilate for the body of Jesus, which Pilate granted. Pilate would have been allowed to approve this request under Roman customs. (On a side note, it is interesting to note that many people believe that Joseph of Arimathea was the father of Josephus, the historian).
11.) "He....was counted among the rebels." (53:12). He was crucified between to "revolutionaries". (The term is often mis-translated as "theives". The term actually means "revolutionaries".) So He was, literally, "counted among the rebels".
12.) "He.....interceded for the rebels." (53:12). See Jesus' comment to the revolutionary in Luke 23:32-43.
@goodbryce C.S. Lewis wrote a book you might want to look at. It's called "The Great Divorce". Perhaps you should read "Miracles" or "Mere Christianity".
@goodbryce Honestly, my opinion of ghosts in general is this: Most ghosts are portrayed as causing fear. God told us not to be afraid (2 Timothy 1:7). Therefore, ghosts are not from God. The Holy Spirit is from God, though.
@AmpedUp97 No God the definishon of aithiest says you believe in no god but as well do not believe in the supernataral but i do believe in the supernataral but I do not believe in a god.
@AmpedUp97 No God the definishon of aithiest says you believe in no god but as well do not believe in the supernataral but i do believe in the supernataral but I do not believe in a god.
.... this guy is dumb as hell. Christians belived that the world was flat and anyone that said or tryed to prove otherwise was killed. There are no christian scientist if so all there doing is putting more bs in the book of lies. Scientist proof so many things wrong in religon and we cant show you cus all you dumb fucks says is god is the beginning and the end Earth was not made in seven days as this teacher told him it took mill and bill of years. Religon is wrong
@johnloves1098 Awwww did I piss you off. Think about this every religon thinks its 100% right which one is true or if any of them is true for that matter????????????????? comedians are supposed to make you laugh all this guy is doing is preaching. Look at Tosh he is a comedian.
@goodbryce no you didnt piss me off,i also don't hve the time or the energy to deal with a troller,if you didn't like it just don't leave a comment dude.you are a little kid though.
@goodbryce The difference between Christianity and other faiths is that Christianity is supported by history, archaeology, and science. Evolution has too many fatal flaws. It can't explain how the first life began. The Bible does. Biological limitations would make macroevolution impossible. So, for the most part, the evolution theory is pointless. The Koran, the Muslim "holy book", has teachings contrary to history and science. The Hindus also have teachings that contradict science.
@goodbryce The only faith that harmonizes with everything that we know about science, history, archaeology, etc, is Christianity. That's a difference between Christianity and other "religions". Other faiths require alot of blind faith. Because of the evidence for Christianity, it takes much less faith to believe than any other worldview.
@NowAliveNHim Actually, you have the three main heavenly (what I mean by heavenly is that their holy books are supposedly sent from God) all have what you say here. Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. But he's got a point: if we're gonna take hard science as a fact and they fail to explain certain things, then that's no different than in believing in God without hard science, right? Both (science and religion) are trying to prove the same thing using different approaches.
@Ehab8700 In a sense. There is a distinct difference between science and Christianity, though. The distinction is this: In science, people look for causes. In a sense, scientists believe that when they discover the cause of everything, they will discover God. In Christianity, however, God has revealed Himself to us. In other words, God sought us out instead of us searching for Him. I know that these definitions are not technichal, but for the sake of simplicity I've used them like this.
@Ehab8700 Oh, I think I might have misunderstood what you were saying earlier. You can still read my last couple of posts if you want. The difference between Christianity and other faiths is that Christianity is attested to by history, archaeology, and science (to use 3 broad terms, instead of listing each individually). We have more historical evidence for the Gospels than for any other ancient work (the second closest is Homer's "Iliad").
@Ehab8700 Archaeology is also constantly confirming the authenticity of the Gospels. One scholar went systematically through the last 16 chapters alone of the Book of Acts (also known as Acts of the Apostles) and discovered that Luke (the physician and historian who wrote both Acts and the Gospel bearing his name) has been confirmed by archaeology on 84 points. One archaeologist examined Luke's reference to 32 countries, 54 cities, and 9 islands without finding a single mistake.
@Ehab8700 There is no other faith that is attested to by that kind of archaeological, scientific, and scientific evidence. Scientifically, we can narrow down that this is a theistic universe. Those who say otherwise have attempted to remove God from their deductive reasoning in advance, so it's no wonder God doesn't come out as an answer. To them, He was never an option! This being a theistic universe, there are only 3 possible faiths: Judaism, Christianity, or Islam. Not all 3 can be true.
@Ehab8700 Islam is full of historical errors. The Koran claims to have an accurate story about Jesus, but it's completely unfounded in that area. First off, it was written some 600 years after His lifetime, as compared to 15-20 for Mark's Gospel (this number is possibly less, but that's a different story. If you want more information, read about the Dead Sea Scrolls and Mark's Gospel). It also makes some clearly contradictory claims about the identity of Jesus. I can get into details if you want
@Ehab8700 That only leaves Judiaism and Christianity. Christianity comes from Jewish roots. Jesus was a Jew. The question that makes all of the difference here is this: Did Jesus fulfill the prophesies (written hundreds of years before His birth) of the Messiah? If yes, then whatever Jesus said is of the utmost importance. If not, then whatever He said has no importance. However, a person cannot simply accept Him as a good teacher. He did not leave that option open to us.
@Ehab8700 There are over 400 of these prophecies in the Old Testament (the books written before Jesus.) The last one was written 400+ years before Jesus was born. Peter Stoner, former Professor Emaritus of Science at Westmont College, calculated the probability of a single person fulfilling just 8 of the major prophecies. His conclusion? The odds were 1 in 100,000 trillion. His results for 48? One chance in 10 to the 157th power. Jesus fulfilled all 400+.
@Ehab8700 Simply put: Jesus beat the odds. If Jesus isn't who He claimed to be (John 14:6, Matthew 16: 13-20, John 4:25-26, etc.), then no one ever will be! If you want more details about anything, just let me know. I couldn't put much here because of lack of space.
@Ehab8700 No one has been able to calculate the odds of this. Simply put: If Jesus didn't fulfill all of the prophecies written about the Messiah hundreds of years before His birth, then no one will ever fulfill them all!
@Ehab8700 If there is no natural explanation for something, then it follows that the explanation is supernatural. There's nothing wrong with that logic. Evolutionists cannot explain several things. I could give a list. However, the Bible has made statements about the world and universe hundreds of years BEFORE science discovered (for some, see Isaiah 40:22, Job 26:7, Hebrews 11:3, Psalm 8:8, Isaiah 51:6, Hebrews 1:11, Proverbs 17:22, Leviticus 17:11, etc.) that they were facts.
@Ehab8700 Note: Some of those I gave in the previous post have to do with the universe and certain laws (1st and 2nd Laws of Thermodynamics) of physics, while others have to do with biology and other sciences. These verses stated the principle, they did not name the law. However, the idea is the same. If you would like to know what the law or principle is known as today, let me know.
Just watched More prophecys of the Lord Jesus. I will tell you everything on the flaws one a kid found it from throwing rocks one went into a cave and hit some potery in the cave he found the scrols dateing back to so so but before all of that he started bashing athiest and non belivers and pushing his views on it now that paper would prob turn to dust and for all you know that paper could have been writen at any time.
@goodbryce You forget that the Bible is based in history. The Jewish community thought history was highly important, and therefore preserved, AS HISTORY, the books in their Bible. This eventually became the Christian's Old Testament. Because they are rooted in history, we can date them back just like any other historical work. Read "Antiquities Of The Jews" by Josephus. He gives alot of insight into the historical value of the Old Testament books.
@goodbryce We date the books of the Bible by several criteria. These include:
1.) Their script.
2.) Their archaeological context.
3.) Their historical context.
4.) Outside attestation by historians (ex. Josephus and Tacitus).
The book of Isaiah has been shown, based on the criteria above and along with a few others, to have been written between 740-681 B.C. True, the first surviving copy dates to 125-100 B.C., but the original can be dated to the dates above.
@goodbryce On to your next claim. What if I said, "There is no such thing as the United States. Even if there is, it can't be ruled by a president." That statement sounds absurd to anyone in their right mind, right? It is just as absurd to deny the spiritual (aka, "supernatural"). First off, the world was not made by natural cause. All attempts by evolutionists to prove otherwise have either been complete failures, or have resulted in completely absurd theories that have no scientific backing.
@goodbryce If there is no way for the natural to have caused it, then the only logical explanation is the supernatural. Let me make this point: Let's just say, hypothetically of course, that we didn't have definate dates for Isaiah. The earliest copy we have is still 100+ years before Jesus was born. Read Isaiah 52:13-53:12. Though this doesn't have Jesus' name in there, it sounds scarily like His crucifixion and resurrection, only told 100 YEARS IN ADVANCE!
@goodbryce I would like to point out certain focal points here:
1.) His appearance was so disfigured that He did not look like a man (Isaiah 52:14). Roman scourgings would leave a person disfigured, as is described here. In fact, many people would die from the scourging alone.
2.) "Kings will shut their mouths because of Him." (52:15). We see this clearly in all 4 Gospels as well as other outside sources.
3.) "He was despised and rejected by men." (53:3). This is easily seen.
4.) "He was despised, and we didn't value Him." (53:3). Once again, this is easily seen in the way that the very people who were calling Jesus "friend" right before His trial turned their backs on Him.
5.) "We regarded Him stricken, struck down by God, and afflicted." (53:4). This would have been more obvious to a first-century Jew. The Jewish community believed that anyone who was hung on a tree (this included crucifixion) was cursed.
@johnloves1098 Who said I was aithiest. I do believe in the supernatural I am skeptical about some but I dont believe in god. I believe that a person lives his or her life seeking answers to why we are hear but people tend to look in the wrong place its like a bad relationship no matter how hard you tell the person he/she is not good for you they keep on trying. And its sad to see that most wars are becuse of religon people say that religon is a good thing but is it really?
@goodbryce The earliest copy of the scroll of Isaiah we have was discovered with the Dead Sea Scrolls, and dates to between 125-100 B.C. (at least 100 years before Christ was born), though the book of Isaiah was originally written between 740-681 B.C. Read Isaiah 52:13-53:12. Then, read the account of Jesus' crucifixion in any one of the Gospels. You can pick which one. How would Isaiah have known, in that much detail, what Jesus would go through 700 years in advance?
ok maybe it's because I don't know what the cambrian population explotion thing is, but I don't understand how he got the "G" drawing. I understood the "O" and the "D" but just not the "G" anyone care to enlighten me?
@JaredAugerot i think the "Cambrian population explosion" could have been graphed any way like a strait line. but to make the point that god rules all he drew a G.but i could be wrong cause i have know idea what the "Cambrian population explosion" is.
@IHavAUTubeSadly Actually, the thought that God created us doesn't really make sense. I do believe that we were created by Him and I agree with everything else you said but the fact that we were created is very confusing and we may not understand how it happenned. It's kinda like how noboody can explain how there is no beginng or end to God.
@mrpatriots43 there is no beginning or end to God and no one can explain that because we as people have no understanding of the concept of eternity because everything on the Earth is temporary. Sure we have infinity but no one can even fully explain or understand it. Nothing we see is permanent, so how can we explain it?
@kkanimegirl lol I was thinking the same thing, Chuck Norris is a Christian. It's kind of funny lol. Idk why people can't accept the simplicity that is God, we try to figure it out ourselves, but it is totally impossible for us to seek and find the whole truth without God who is the whole truth.
@WeAreChuckNorris More people have died of Coronary Heart Disease or other health impairments than anything, even car crashes and murder. How can religion have no moral grounds, when it is kind of based off of morals? Humans ARE above all the other living things on Earth... There are 2.1 billion Christians, at least one of them has a 'stronger' mind than yourself.
@WeAreChuckNorris Why are we idiots for believing this? Is it really that hard to respect what we believe in? And why is it ok for you to make fun us while when we say what we believe in the most simple way possible, every one begins to rant how we are "idiots" Its sad how people are trying to get everyone to be nice to each other while everyone points fingers at Christians. Its really sad... and not to be mean or anything, God is not on a clowd but a cloud*
well......i dont know if god is real.. but there is someone up there......i mean if you think about it deitys are in every culture.....they could all be wrong or.....all are one......or not im not sure.
@samenenenenen first and for all, there are thousands of facts dating back much longer than 10 000 years. This can be seen as there are even trees found older than that. Degrading of isotopes, that has always given a pretty accurate meassurent in any other case, dates the world much older than so. It can also be seen by light emittans and fossil records. Read more science and you will understand
furthermore, here is a web page you might enjoy: 100 false bible prophecies. google it!
Though the expansion of the universe does not slow down, it actually accelerates, hence the term "dark energy". Also, we know much more than until those 3 minutes nowadays...
Ultimately, as a Christian, I loved this video, and found it hilarious; and I agree with it. I also think that continued exploration of these things are more than welcome to happen, and I support scientific endeavors to pursue explanations to things. However, religion is not belief without evidence; faith is. Religion is different. I have a huge amount of faith, but I also support scientists as they make discoveries around us. The Universe is beautiful, from faith, science or both.
Wow... this is... sad. Since when did blatant misunderstanding of science become a reasonable objection to it? Since when did lack of knowledge and evidence prove wild guesses that are internally illogical? I'll tell you what they left out in this guy's school: How to think critically and logic.
Truly epic. I dont believe in God in the slightest but it goes to show that people can believe in different things, and those things make sense to different people. Preachers can preach all they want about how God and Jesus exist, and i will still not change my beliefs. They are not wrong, they just have a different view on life, as should everyone, theres no reason why the big bang theory or evolution can't exist, and same goes with God. Believe what you believe, dont judge ;)
Cambrian explosion was 80 million years dude. Check ur facts before making science vs god jokes. Comedy is only funny if it's light hearted or funny because it's true. This was not true. And there's a lot more known about how life began than your over simplified jokes here. But it was pretty funny! Lol
This is definitely funny, however, I have a few issues with the responses.
The reason science doesn't have all the answers is because religion has oppressed it for hundreds and thousands of years, okay? Okay. In such a short period of time; couple hundred years, scientists have been able trace back millions and billions of years. Religion cant even provide proof of two thousand years. Why are religious people so offended by science? Because it disassembles their delusional form of happiness.
@DJMolochniKot I am not offended by 'science'. Science that is proven 100%, i beleive. Theories that some people think are true and have proof but are very much faulty and open to argument, i do not beleive. I beleive in God, because I have more personal proof that He exists and that He is relevant to my life and acts in my life. Getting to know God was only the best thing that could happen to me.. for many reasons. happiness not really being one, but Jesus does give real joy
@samten54 As I said before, please send me a PM about this if you want to discuss it. I can't have a discussion on topics like this in the comments because whenever I post something controversial 5 people reply to me instead of 1, and I end up trying to manage 15 or so debates at once, it doesn't work very well.
And you think this video is somehow causing harm? Would you care to elaborate please? (Again, in a PM, not in the comments.)
The Cambrian explosion was 55 million years not 5 million years. This guy is a selfish turd pissing in the fountain of knowledge to gain fame from ignorant hillbillies who want their bible to be true. Why has our life span doubled since the advent of the SCIENTIFIC METHOD?
The Cambrian explosion was 55 million years not 5 million years. This guy is a selfish turd pissing in the fountain of knowledge to gain fame from ignorant hillbillies who want their bible to be true. Why has our life span doubled since the advent of the SCIENTIFIC MTEHOD?
@samten54 Actually, the amount of time the scientists claim that it took keeps getting longer and longer with every generation. They keep having to change it because new evidence keeps appearing that makes the dates the have set currently look ridiculous.
But I don't want to start another YouTube comment war. PM me about it if you really want a serious discussion.
@Ajedi32 Knowledge accumulates. Cars built in 1910 don’t drive as well as cars built in 2010. Why? Because the science is far more sophisticated. Are you so silly you think you can make people loose confidence in man's ability to improve his world. We have doubled our life span because man has made use of the scientific method. We didn’t double our lifespan because god helped. It didn’t start improving 2000 years ago. Irresponsible idiots like Pearson have no idea of the harm they do.
Use the Word to understand the Word. God is the creator. There was nothing before Him creating it. cableman. You are wrong so go read. You either believe or you don't and the Word doesn't apologize. So in our beginning or this beginning that is what happened.
the bible starts with "in the beginning.." not "at the beginning.." which would mean there allready was some creation going on, which also means god would come from somewhere. maybe god was created by some bigger creator, just like we created virtual reality. probably it's all just a biiig game and means nothing.
well, i rather go for evolution. i don't like the idea of some big dude with an inferiority complex fucking with me.
This is painfully ignorant. He doesn't know the difference between living organisms & the universe, nor between biology & cosmology, nor between evolution & abiogenisis. The most painful thing about it is the combination if arogance and ignorance. Of course, it's typical for arrogant people to accept they don't know things, so the things science hasn't explained yet they simply replace with "God did it," as if it's the only possible option for things we haven't figured out yet.
@TheTeachingAtheist Science has failed NUMEROUS times. The BIBLE hasn't. It is sharper than a two edged sword and is able to pierce through the most vile of sin. WE ARE NOT ARROGANT. We want to continue learning. I can't say I love science, but I don't hate it either. I enjoy chemistry. But it's true, even college professors today can't explain it all. But suddenly science is more Almighty and correct even though it hasn't all been proven??? Nothing created God, He created all (cont)
Are you serious? The bible hasn't failed? Let me tell you why it has not failed:
Because it is unquestionable! Therefore it can never be anything to ITSELF but the truth. Have you excluded the facts that people die in the name of religion daily, and has done so for years and years? In what way is that not failing? If i were to say that Chuck Norris created man in 7 round house kicks and that his laws is the truth, how can it be wrong when it is unquestionable?
In no way does God have to explain himself to us. In fact there are some things best left unanswered and He says to trust Him. Everyone thinks they're so innocent when really they're not, especially in God's eyes. But He chose to forgive us by going to the cross. He can do ANYTHING! He's all powerful. He opened the gates of hell for the devil. Not for us. But those who harden their hearts and reject him will suffer the same fate.
@DigidestinedofTrust It isn’t possible for something that doesn’t exist explain itself. There is no shortage of people who imagine what god is, wants and does. All without evidence.
Now answer me this, WHERE did the object (if there was a big bang or some sort of speck that evolved) come from if it was nothing? And how can a big bang MAKE something that wasn't originally even there? Last I checked a bang that big causes destruction not beautiful creation. Something can't be molded out of nothing unless it comes from a power that understands everything in existence. The beginning is so intense I can't fathom it or even infinity, no one can explain it!
@DigidestinedofTrust The name Big Bang was adopted from the description given by a creationist who was debating with Physicists at the time it was first hypothesized. It was not a Big Bang but rather a massive expansion of hydrogen that condensed and exploded to form heavier materials over billions of years. Studies on the beginning of the universe are still taking place. We could investigate or just make it up like the Bronze Age inverters of your religion.
Whoa. That was awesome how he did that
darklyt750 5 days ago
This is hilarious and very agreeable.
iSpeakBible 3 weeks ago
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iSpeakBible 3 weeks ago
The first law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created or destroyed. So energy is eternal? What else is eternal? Oh.. God. God bless.
billywarren22 1 month ago
I just returned from a Disney cruise that had him as part of the entertainment. You could cut the right-wing Christian Republicanism with a knife. A non-sequitor, "I don't believe in Darwinism," multiple "God bless you's," gay bashing (but of course) and Mormon bashing. He moralized during the show, attacking a dating couple that was sharing a cabin. He also took a cheap shot against Clinton, while ignoring the 8-year horror show that was W's presidency. Why? No doubt because W is a "Christian."
polemius01 1 month ago
@polemius01
He really gay bashed as part of his act on a Disney cruise? Wow, I've no idea why Disney would hire this idiot. I only knew who he was because I just read that a woman audience member is suing him for calling her up on stage and spanking her, then he forced her to kiss him it's alleged.
MadameTiffanyCo 1 month ago
@MadameTiffanyCo He's actually a Disney employee and appears on some of the Disney Channel shows.
The gay bashing was not as bad as it could have been, but it was still there. To be honest, one of the two straight couples at my dining table didn't perceive the problems I've delineated (disclosure: I'm a theologian, so I get everything, alas), and the other couple said nothing.
I hadn't heard of the lawsuit; he did a kissing "joke" on the cruise, but no spanking.
polemius01 1 month ago
GENIUS
marlenediscua 1 month ago
WOW! this is awesome! I never saw it that way! Man... God is good!
Purity03 2 months ago
Our God Reigns
hands down
isaackrp 2 months ago
this is Christian comedy people any atheist out there should just walk away right now and not comment.
linnes56 2 months ago
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@pur3k0 if Noone knows you should ask her
Rifftraxrox96 2 months ago
something cant come from nothing matter can neither be created or destroyed just like space wasnt always here and neither was anything b4 it religion is just a ignorant belief that people want to think they know where we come from where everything comes to and where you go when you die without putting logic and science into the equation in reality noone knows where all matter comes from as it can be neither created or destroyed and noone knows where we go when we die because noone has been there
pur3k0 2 months ago
@pur3k0 on your watching a religous comedian why?
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@ninjacayden didn't know it was till i watched it? it doesent tell you that b4 u watch the vid idiot your an example of how stupid creationists are
pur3k0 2 months ago
@pur3k0 well that just hurts my feelings. theres no reason to be so rude, and while it dosent tell you its a religous comedian why leave a coment? i dont litsen to bad music and leave a hateful comment theres no need for it, some people might enjoy that music and get ofended. but seriously if you disagree with what hes saying dont leave a hateful comment just to insult someone watch the video and leave. dont act like a arce
ninjacayden 2 months ago
@ninjacayden i did not know it was a religious comedian if you click on bad music knowing its bad music and leave a comment yeah i didnt do that i didnt know it was a religious comedian and if you get your feeling hurts over a yt comment then i feel bad for you
pur3k0 2 months ago
@pur3k0 not so much as its a youtube coment as it is what it says. if there was an episode of dora and she said niggers dont you think black people would get there feelings hurt regardless of where it came from.
ninjacayden 2 months ago
@ninjacayden yeah people get offended all the time by everything and its usually just a joke and people get the oversensitive feelings hurt its like if you dont like it dont watch it but i found this vide by mistake not on purpose do you understand that?
pur3k0 2 months ago
@pur3k0 yeah i understand finding a video by mistake leaving comment that do nothing but hurt feelings i dont understand
ninjacayden 2 months ago
That is so stinkin' cool! I'm gonna remember that one!
ilovemymilitary 3 months ago
I hate it when people stretch out debates like this. They're YouTube comments no one cares!
Rifftraxrox96 3 months ago 2
@IHavAUTubeSadly
you do know that there is more in these theorys than you think?
a god is just the lazy answer
P2theinoy 3 months ago 2
I'm sorry, wait what? This is why some people hate Christians. I mean, I believe in a God too, but read Origin of Species. Evolution is a change over time found in populations of individuals. New variants of traits go into certain populations, which may or may stick if they work, if we survive.
gaaralee1234 4 months ago
@IHavAUTubeSadly please be joking.. we didn't evolve from monkeys, we had a common ancestor. also, god had to create things in some way. this way we have proven by science. If god does, or does not exist, is not yet known; it is also irrelevant, since we only need to know HOW they developed, not why. (why is philosophy and theology in my opinion)
wubs23 4 months ago
Now im wondering about the laundry thing...
mortiey14 4 months ago
That was flippin awesome!!!
howardbellamy4 5 months ago
Instead of asking high school youtubers do some research for yourself. I'm harsh because I have done this myself. Put your big boy panties on and look. Anything I say you'll argue with so I'll leave it up to you to fight yourself. Best of luck ;-) I'm serious.
pntblnguitarists 5 months ago
@IHavAUTubeSadly then answer met this.......who made god? you dont want to believe the big bang because something came out of nothing, but isnt that exactly what you're saying, if something cant come out of nothing, than who made god?
InnerConflict011 5 months ago 2
@InnerConflict011 God isn't a creature. thus he was not created.
auditorization 3 months ago in playlist More videos from virtualimpact
@auditorization So you admit he came out of nothing? kinda like the big bang theory? hmmmm....contradictory much?
InnerConflict011 3 months ago
@InnerConflict011 Not contradictory at all, your using a strawman arguement, please continue in intelligent discussion. God was not created, did not come from _____ God Almight of the Holy Bible calls himself "I AM" He was, and Is and is yet to come, he is present past and future he simply IS. he created time and one day he will end time as we know it. Please read the Holy Bible. May the Holy Spirit open your eyes.
auditorization 3 months ago
@auditorization what an easy way to get out of an argument. you say he just "IS" and then bless me? -_- thats all nice an dandy thanks for the concern but you did indeed contradict ur own argument. The explanation to the big is that is just happened, and you throw that explanation down because something cant JUST be/happen out of nowhere, open UR eyes and stop belittling people.
InnerConflict011 3 months ago
@InnerConflict011 Your using the Strawman arguement, please stop making an imaginary depiction of my statement and attacking your creation and acting victorious.
No contradictions please reread.
Like I said from the beginning, he did not come* he always was and is, he didn't get created, he is not a creature. We are creatures, because were were created. All the world was created by God and one of the characteristics of God is that he is infinite and he is not ruled by the creations he made.
auditorization 3 months ago
@auditorization I leave it at this, gods have always been the answer to things humans can not understand, thats why in Greek mythology as was an Egyptian history, there are gods of water, earth, fire, lighting, death, life, and so on, it was because they could not understand why floods and tragedies happened so they would blame it on gods. gods have always been the easy answer out of ignorance, the reason i get annoyed is Christians/catholics but christians SPECIALLY seem to talk as if they
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@auditorization were gods themselves you speak to me as if i was a pawn or something less than you, thats how most Christians speak to non-christians like everyone who isnt one needs saving, you rub your religion in, and put down those who aren't religious, i dont need your blessings i dont wont them, you can shove it up your pompous ass, religions was established to create order in lawless societies, but it lost its meaning the moment it creates conflict and deaths (which it does) your "god"
InnerConflict011 3 months ago
@InnerConflict011 Yahweh is the one true God on that truth I can speak firmly. I've not used any insults I've simply stated facts. religion is manmade and evil, and distracts people from a true relationship with the living God. I cannot bless you and I am just as much in need of my saviour as you, I am NOT above you. You are more important than I am. Would not a shepherd leave 99 sheep in the barn to seek the one that is lost?
I pray that the Holy Spirit will open the eyes of all believers.
auditorization 3 months ago
@auditorization what are u on about
pur3k0 2 months ago
@pur3k0 What?
auditorization 2 months ago
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@auditorization is nothing more than a self depiction of your HUMAN ego and therefore human in itself.
InnerConflict011 3 months ago
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@InnerConflict011 no one made God, God cannot be made, otherwise he would not be a God. He did not come out of nothing, because he did not come out of anything. Someone HAS to be first, there HAS to be a beginning :)
alli83095 3 months ago
@InnerConflict011 Assuming you believe in Creation or Big Bang Evolution, or for that matter almost any other theory of how we got here, you have to start with the basic presupposition that something (or someone) has always existed. Whether that something is a bunch of atoms that were crammed together and exploded outward or that something was an infinite creator God would depend on your beliefs.
tanman102 3 months ago
.......Who made God?
InnerConflict011 5 months ago
.......Who made God?
InnerConflict011 5 months ago
how it all began is far too complex and probably impossible to solve and understand for no one existed then.. our race is but a blink in the grand scale this doesnt mean god exists or doesnt.. just that it doesnt matter because their all just theories that haven't been proven
3rd6thdeathward 5 months ago
@AmpedUp97 Ghost mabey not demons but Ghost I dont have to believe in god to believe in the supernataral. There are things that scientist can not explain but I dont believe religon has the answers for life. I believe that science is the closest to unlocking it I get pissed off at religon because they are slowing the process down. I also know that when you go to church its your goal to convert one person to me that is wrong people are not stupid we know you are there dont force it on us.
goodbryce 5 months ago
@goodbryce Atheists also try to force their worldviews on people. I'm not here to force you to do anything. If someone who calls himself a Christian has done that to you, he was wrong for doing so. However, it is our job to warn others. We are to warn, but the choice is ultimately up to you. By the way, ghosts can't exist unless there is a spiritual realm. They're not flesh and blood, as we are. So, if the spiritual realm exists, then it must not exist of matter, as does the physical universe.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@NowAliveNHim So what if I told you that there dosnt have to be a spiritual realm or if there was its not run by a god.
goodbryce 5 months ago
@goodbryce
6.) "He was pierced" (53:5). This happened when the Roman soldier plunged the spear into His side.
7.) "He was.....crushed" (53:5) This happened when Jesus was flogged. The Romans beat Him with rods right before He was scourged.
8.) "He was cut off from the land of the living." He died. I could go into more detail about this. Simply put, Jesus could not have survived both the scourging and crucifixion. It is medically impossible.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce
9.) "They made His grave with the wicked." (53:9). According to custom, Jesus would have been thrown into a common grave for criminals who had been crucified. This grave would have been outside the city limits. He would have been buried with the 2 men He was crucified next to. So, His grave was literally "made" with the wicked. However, Joseph of Aramethia asked for His body, which leads to my next point.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce
10.) "He made his grave.....with a rich man at His death." (53:9). Joseph of Arimathea is described as being a wealthy member of the Sanhedrin. He later came and asked Pilate for the body of Jesus, which Pilate granted. Pilate would have been allowed to approve this request under Roman customs. (On a side note, it is interesting to note that many people believe that Joseph of Arimathea was the father of Josephus, the historian).
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce
11.) "He....was counted among the rebels." (53:12). He was crucified between to "revolutionaries". (The term is often mis-translated as "theives". The term actually means "revolutionaries".) So He was, literally, "counted among the rebels".
12.) "He.....interceded for the rebels." (53:12). See Jesus' comment to the revolutionary in Luke 23:32-43.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@NowAliveNHim ??? ?///// im talking about ghosts where the hell are you getting rebels?
goodbryce 5 months ago
@goodbryce C.S. Lewis wrote a book you might want to look at. It's called "The Great Divorce". Perhaps you should read "Miracles" or "Mere Christianity".
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce Honestly, my opinion of ghosts in general is this: Most ghosts are portrayed as causing fear. God told us not to be afraid (2 Timothy 1:7). Therefore, ghosts are not from God. The Holy Spirit is from God, though.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@AmpedUp97 No God the definishon of aithiest says you believe in no god but as well do not believe in the supernataral but i do believe in the supernataral but I do not believe in a god.
goodbryce 5 months ago
@AmpedUp97 No God the definishon of aithiest says you believe in no god but as well do not believe in the supernataral but i do believe in the supernataral but I do not believe in a god.
goodbryce 5 months ago
.... this guy is dumb as hell. Christians belived that the world was flat and anyone that said or tryed to prove otherwise was killed. There are no christian scientist if so all there doing is putting more bs in the book of lies. Scientist proof so many things wrong in religon and we cant show you cus all you dumb fucks says is god is the beginning and the end Earth was not made in seven days as this teacher told him it took mill and bill of years. Religon is wrong
goodbryce 6 months ago
@goodbryce i really want to cus you out because this is TRUE and he's a comedian dude,just leave.
johnloves1098 5 months ago
@johnloves1098 Awwww did I piss you off. Think about this every religon thinks its 100% right which one is true or if any of them is true for that matter????????????????? comedians are supposed to make you laugh all this guy is doing is preaching. Look at Tosh he is a comedian.
goodbryce 5 months ago
@goodbryce no you didnt piss me off,i also don't hve the time or the energy to deal with a troller,if you didn't like it just don't leave a comment dude.you are a little kid though.
johnloves1098 5 months ago
@goodbryce The difference between Christianity and other faiths is that Christianity is supported by history, archaeology, and science. Evolution has too many fatal flaws. It can't explain how the first life began. The Bible does. Biological limitations would make macroevolution impossible. So, for the most part, the evolution theory is pointless. The Koran, the Muslim "holy book", has teachings contrary to history and science. The Hindus also have teachings that contradict science.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce The only faith that harmonizes with everything that we know about science, history, archaeology, etc, is Christianity. That's a difference between Christianity and other "religions". Other faiths require alot of blind faith. Because of the evidence for Christianity, it takes much less faith to believe than any other worldview.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@NowAliveNHim Actually, you have the three main heavenly (what I mean by heavenly is that their holy books are supposedly sent from God) all have what you say here. Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. But he's got a point: if we're gonna take hard science as a fact and they fail to explain certain things, then that's no different than in believing in God without hard science, right? Both (science and religion) are trying to prove the same thing using different approaches.
Ehab8700 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 In a sense. There is a distinct difference between science and Christianity, though. The distinction is this: In science, people look for causes. In a sense, scientists believe that when they discover the cause of everything, they will discover God. In Christianity, however, God has revealed Himself to us. In other words, God sought us out instead of us searching for Him. I know that these definitions are not technichal, but for the sake of simplicity I've used them like this.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 By the way, if you don't mind me asking, of what faith are you?
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 Oh, I think I might have misunderstood what you were saying earlier. You can still read my last couple of posts if you want. The difference between Christianity and other faiths is that Christianity is attested to by history, archaeology, and science (to use 3 broad terms, instead of listing each individually). We have more historical evidence for the Gospels than for any other ancient work (the second closest is Homer's "Iliad").
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 Archaeology is also constantly confirming the authenticity of the Gospels. One scholar went systematically through the last 16 chapters alone of the Book of Acts (also known as Acts of the Apostles) and discovered that Luke (the physician and historian who wrote both Acts and the Gospel bearing his name) has been confirmed by archaeology on 84 points. One archaeologist examined Luke's reference to 32 countries, 54 cities, and 9 islands without finding a single mistake.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 There is no other faith that is attested to by that kind of archaeological, scientific, and scientific evidence. Scientifically, we can narrow down that this is a theistic universe. Those who say otherwise have attempted to remove God from their deductive reasoning in advance, so it's no wonder God doesn't come out as an answer. To them, He was never an option! This being a theistic universe, there are only 3 possible faiths: Judaism, Christianity, or Islam. Not all 3 can be true.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 Islam is full of historical errors. The Koran claims to have an accurate story about Jesus, but it's completely unfounded in that area. First off, it was written some 600 years after His lifetime, as compared to 15-20 for Mark's Gospel (this number is possibly less, but that's a different story. If you want more information, read about the Dead Sea Scrolls and Mark's Gospel). It also makes some clearly contradictory claims about the identity of Jesus. I can get into details if you want
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 That only leaves Judiaism and Christianity. Christianity comes from Jewish roots. Jesus was a Jew. The question that makes all of the difference here is this: Did Jesus fulfill the prophesies (written hundreds of years before His birth) of the Messiah? If yes, then whatever Jesus said is of the utmost importance. If not, then whatever He said has no importance. However, a person cannot simply accept Him as a good teacher. He did not leave that option open to us.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 There are over 400 of these prophecies in the Old Testament (the books written before Jesus.) The last one was written 400+ years before Jesus was born. Peter Stoner, former Professor Emaritus of Science at Westmont College, calculated the probability of a single person fulfilling just 8 of the major prophecies. His conclusion? The odds were 1 in 100,000 trillion. His results for 48? One chance in 10 to the 157th power. Jesus fulfilled all 400+.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 Simply put: Jesus beat the odds. If Jesus isn't who He claimed to be (John 14:6, Matthew 16: 13-20, John 4:25-26, etc.), then no one ever will be! If you want more details about anything, just let me know. I couldn't put much here because of lack of space.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 No one has been able to calculate the odds of this. Simply put: If Jesus didn't fulfill all of the prophecies written about the Messiah hundreds of years before His birth, then no one will ever fulfill them all!
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 If there is no natural explanation for something, then it follows that the explanation is supernatural. There's nothing wrong with that logic. Evolutionists cannot explain several things. I could give a list. However, the Bible has made statements about the world and universe hundreds of years BEFORE science discovered (for some, see Isaiah 40:22, Job 26:7, Hebrews 11:3, Psalm 8:8, Isaiah 51:6, Hebrews 1:11, Proverbs 17:22, Leviticus 17:11, etc.) that they were facts.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@Ehab8700 Note: Some of those I gave in the previous post have to do with the universe and certain laws (1st and 2nd Laws of Thermodynamics) of physics, while others have to do with biology and other sciences. These verses stated the principle, they did not name the law. However, the idea is the same. If you would like to know what the law or principle is known as today, let me know.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@NowAliveNHim
Just watched More prophecys of the Lord Jesus. I will tell you everything on the flaws one a kid found it from throwing rocks one went into a cave and hit some potery in the cave he found the scrols dateing back to so so but before all of that he started bashing athiest and non belivers and pushing his views on it now that paper would prob turn to dust and for all you know that paper could have been writen at any time.
goodbryce 5 months ago
@goodbryce You forget that the Bible is based in history. The Jewish community thought history was highly important, and therefore preserved, AS HISTORY, the books in their Bible. This eventually became the Christian's Old Testament. Because they are rooted in history, we can date them back just like any other historical work. Read "Antiquities Of The Jews" by Josephus. He gives alot of insight into the historical value of the Old Testament books.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce We date the books of the Bible by several criteria. These include:
1.) Their script.
2.) Their archaeological context.
3.) Their historical context.
4.) Outside attestation by historians (ex. Josephus and Tacitus).
The book of Isaiah has been shown, based on the criteria above and along with a few others, to have been written between 740-681 B.C. True, the first surviving copy dates to 125-100 B.C., but the original can be dated to the dates above.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce On to your next claim. What if I said, "There is no such thing as the United States. Even if there is, it can't be ruled by a president." That statement sounds absurd to anyone in their right mind, right? It is just as absurd to deny the spiritual (aka, "supernatural"). First off, the world was not made by natural cause. All attempts by evolutionists to prove otherwise have either been complete failures, or have resulted in completely absurd theories that have no scientific backing.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce If there is no way for the natural to have caused it, then the only logical explanation is the supernatural. Let me make this point: Let's just say, hypothetically of course, that we didn't have definate dates for Isaiah. The earliest copy we have is still 100+ years before Jesus was born. Read Isaiah 52:13-53:12. Though this doesn't have Jesus' name in there, it sounds scarily like His crucifixion and resurrection, only told 100 YEARS IN ADVANCE!
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce I would like to point out certain focal points here:
1.) His appearance was so disfigured that He did not look like a man (Isaiah 52:14). Roman scourgings would leave a person disfigured, as is described here. In fact, many people would die from the scourging alone.
2.) "Kings will shut their mouths because of Him." (52:15). We see this clearly in all 4 Gospels as well as other outside sources.
3.) "He was despised and rejected by men." (53:3). This is easily seen.
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NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce
4.) "He was despised, and we didn't value Him." (53:3). Once again, this is easily seen in the way that the very people who were calling Jesus "friend" right before His trial turned their backs on Him.
5.) "We regarded Him stricken, struck down by God, and afflicted." (53:4). This would have been more obvious to a first-century Jew. The Jewish community believed that anyone who was hung on a tree (this included crucifixion) was cursed.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
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@goodbryce If you have any more questions, I would be glad to talk with you about them.
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
@goodbryce oh and by the way...aithiest though the world was flat too.
johnloves1098 5 months ago
@johnloves1098 Who said I was aithiest. I do believe in the supernatural I am skeptical about some but I dont believe in god. I believe that a person lives his or her life seeking answers to why we are hear but people tend to look in the wrong place its like a bad relationship no matter how hard you tell the person he/she is not good for you they keep on trying. And its sad to see that most wars are becuse of religon people say that religon is a good thing but is it really?
goodbryce 5 months ago
@goodbryce The earliest copy of the scroll of Isaiah we have was discovered with the Dead Sea Scrolls, and dates to between 125-100 B.C. (at least 100 years before Christ was born), though the book of Isaiah was originally written between 740-681 B.C. Read Isaiah 52:13-53:12. Then, read the account of Jesus' crucifixion in any one of the Gospels. You can pick which one. How would Isaiah have known, in that much detail, what Jesus would go through 700 years in advance?
NowAliveNHim 5 months ago
ok maybe it's because I don't know what the cambrian population explotion thing is, but I don't understand how he got the "G" drawing. I understood the "O" and the "D" but just not the "G" anyone care to enlighten me?
JaredAugerot 6 months ago
@JaredAugerot it spelled out "GOD".
linnes56 6 months ago
@linnes56 I understand that, but with the "Cambrian population explosion" He made the G letter, I don't understand how he got the G.
JaredAugerot 6 months ago
@JaredAugerot i think the "Cambrian population explosion" could have been graphed any way like a strait line. but to make the point that god rules all he drew a G.but i could be wrong cause i have know idea what the "Cambrian population explosion" is.
linnes56 6 months ago
This guy knows about LIFE!!!!
crichton55 7 months ago
Who knew comedy could be funny, entertaining, educating and thought-provoking, all at the same time? I love this.
ojesulem 7 months ago
@IHavAUTubeSadly Actually, the thought that God created us doesn't really make sense. I do believe that we were created by Him and I agree with everything else you said but the fact that we were created is very confusing and we may not understand how it happenned. It's kinda like how noboody can explain how there is no beginng or end to God.
mrpatriots43 8 months ago
@mrpatriots43 there is no beginning or end to God and no one can explain that because we as people have no understanding of the concept of eternity because everything on the Earth is temporary. Sure we have infinity but no one can even fully explain or understand it. Nothing we see is permanent, so how can we explain it?
SteelandSouls15 7 months ago
@WeAreChuckNorris This is most likely true. Humanity never knows.
But this man is hilarious.
Bandaint 8 months ago
@WeAreChuckNorris God is not a man, He is Spirit. Jesus is man, (God) the eternal Word from the Father.
Shoots1978 9 months ago
@kkanimegirl lol I was thinking the same thing, Chuck Norris is a Christian. It's kind of funny lol. Idk why people can't accept the simplicity that is God, we try to figure it out ourselves, but it is totally impossible for us to seek and find the whole truth without God who is the whole truth.
HeForeverLives 9 months ago
@WeAreChuckNorris More people have died of Coronary Heart Disease or other health impairments than anything, even car crashes and murder. How can religion have no moral grounds, when it is kind of based off of morals? Humans ARE above all the other living things on Earth... There are 2.1 billion Christians, at least one of them has a 'stronger' mind than yourself.
AnelOxide 10 months ago
@WeAreChuckNorris Why are we idiots for believing this? Is it really that hard to respect what we believe in? And why is it ok for you to make fun us while when we say what we believe in the most simple way possible, every one begins to rant how we are "idiots" Its sad how people are trying to get everyone to be nice to each other while everyone points fingers at Christians. Its really sad... and not to be mean or anything, God is not on a clowd but a cloud*
ChRistiAnDruMeR 10 months ago
"Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess." I for one am happy that "Our God reigns" :)
2amberdawn2 10 months ago
This guy wishes he was as funny as Dan St. Paul.
sintholo 10 months ago
Obviously 249 people don't know shit about science.
outragious 10 months ago
Is the objective of this to be as wrong, ignorant, and unfunny as possible?
Guess that's okay as long as he's really smug, too.
Toastrecon1 10 months ago 2
Fuck this guy.
scimath42 10 months ago
Bummer, I thought this would be funny
nikoincroatia 10 months ago
Wow. This is extremely ignorant.
VaultecWarrior 10 months ago 2
@VaultecWarrior It's actually brilliant. :) People don't like getting proved wrong...
sickjoke74111 10 months ago
Bahahaha!!! this is awesome! XD
sickjoke74111 10 months ago
we arent all the same. so dont steriotype
assimtote 10 months ago
well......i dont know if god is real.. but there is someone up there......i mean if you think about it deitys are in every culture.....they could all be wrong or.....all are one......or not im not sure.
nightmareluffy1000 10 months ago
Insert "You Can't Explain That!" meme joke
darn808pinoy 10 months ago 12
@cheesewheel Oh really? So what do you believe in?
bassdawg441 10 months ago
im athiest but definately funny haha
GaryLeeProduction 11 months ago
thats right allah. allah created the world thanks ron pearson your the best
BootyBot 11 months ago
God isn't real FYI faggots
cheesewheel 11 months ago
@cheesewheel I pity you.
AliceElizabeth2 10 months ago
@samenenenenen first and for all, there are thousands of facts dating back much longer than 10 000 years. This can be seen as there are even trees found older than that. Degrading of isotopes, that has always given a pretty accurate meassurent in any other case, dates the world much older than so. It can also be seen by light emittans and fossil records. Read more science and you will understand
furthermore, here is a web page you might enjoy: 100 false bible prophecies. google it!
LarryLynx 11 months ago
haha^^ awesome!:D
Though the expansion of the universe does not slow down, it actually accelerates, hence the term "dark energy". Also, we know much more than until those 3 minutes nowadays...
LarryLynx 11 months ago
Ultimately, as a Christian, I loved this video, and found it hilarious; and I agree with it. I also think that continued exploration of these things are more than welcome to happen, and I support scientific endeavors to pursue explanations to things. However, religion is not belief without evidence; faith is. Religion is different. I have a huge amount of faith, but I also support scientists as they make discoveries around us. The Universe is beautiful, from faith, science or both.
Astalder88 1 year ago
Wow... this is... sad. Since when did blatant misunderstanding of science become a reasonable objection to it? Since when did lack of knowledge and evidence prove wild guesses that are internally illogical? I'll tell you what they left out in this guy's school: How to think critically and logic.
deaniel5edd 1 year ago
Truly epic. I dont believe in God in the slightest but it goes to show that people can believe in different things, and those things make sense to different people. Preachers can preach all they want about how God and Jesus exist, and i will still not change my beliefs. They are not wrong, they just have a different view on life, as should everyone, theres no reason why the big bang theory or evolution can't exist, and same goes with God. Believe what you believe, dont judge ;)
JediKnight941 1 year ago
MrJasondark1 maybe u didn't relize that he explained what his teachers taught him so take it up with them if u really care so much about it
1xXRoxasXx1 1 year ago
Wat are they leaving out?
Maybe the public schools are leaving out that,
OUR GOD REIGNS, OUR GOD REIGNS, OUR GOD REIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God bless Ron Pearson and all apostles of comedy.
Razedbywolves1 1 year ago
@ constableman lmao!! "I don't want some dude with an inferiority complex fucking with me" hahahahahahaha so true!
MrJasondark1 1 year ago
@samten54 dude you're a genius!! Never thought of that aspect of the argument before!! Thanks for that dude!!
MrJasondark1 1 year ago
Cambrian explosion was 80 million years dude. Check ur facts before making science vs god jokes. Comedy is only funny if it's light hearted or funny because it's true. This was not true. And there's a lot more known about how life began than your over simplified jokes here. But it was pretty funny! Lol
MrJasondark1 1 year ago
phenomenal <333
God is absolutely amazing!!!!!!
doresfan27 1 year ago
This is definitely funny, however, I have a few issues with the responses.
The reason science doesn't have all the answers is because religion has oppressed it for hundreds and thousands of years, okay? Okay. In such a short period of time; couple hundred years, scientists have been able trace back millions and billions of years. Religion cant even provide proof of two thousand years. Why are religious people so offended by science? Because it disassembles their delusional form of happiness.
DJMolochniKot 1 year ago
@DJMolochniKot I don't know one Christian who is offended with science. There are Christian scientists, right?
OkaysothenI 1 year ago
@DJMolochniKot I am not offended by 'science'. Science that is proven 100%, i beleive. Theories that some people think are true and have proof but are very much faulty and open to argument, i do not beleive. I beleive in God, because I have more personal proof that He exists and that He is relevant to my life and acts in my life. Getting to know God was only the best thing that could happen to me.. for many reasons. happiness not really being one, but Jesus does give real joy
trispytreems 1 year ago
LMAO ( i dont believe in god ) But if it does excist im not impressed for whats happend !
lfc011 1 year ago
OUR GOD REIGNS !!!! XD
thesilenthillmaster 1 year ago
@samten54 As I said before, please send me a PM about this if you want to discuss it. I can't have a discussion on topics like this in the comments because whenever I post something controversial 5 people reply to me instead of 1, and I end up trying to manage 15 or so debates at once, it doesn't work very well.
And you think this video is somehow causing harm? Would you care to elaborate please? (Again, in a PM, not in the comments.)
Ajedi32 1 year ago
im amazed
bobo225884 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The Cambrian explosion was 55 million years not 5 million years. This guy is a selfish turd pissing in the fountain of knowledge to gain fame from ignorant hillbillies who want their bible to be true. Why has our life span doubled since the advent of the SCIENTIFIC METHOD?
samten54 1 year ago
The Cambrian explosion was 55 million years not 5 million years. This guy is a selfish turd pissing in the fountain of knowledge to gain fame from ignorant hillbillies who want their bible to be true. Why has our life span doubled since the advent of the SCIENTIFIC MTEHOD?
samten54 1 year ago
@samten54 Actually, the amount of time the scientists claim that it took keeps getting longer and longer with every generation. They keep having to change it because new evidence keeps appearing that makes the dates the have set currently look ridiculous.
But I don't want to start another YouTube comment war. PM me about it if you really want a serious discussion.
Ajedi32 1 year ago
@Ajedi32 Knowledge accumulates. Cars built in 1910 don’t drive as well as cars built in 2010. Why? Because the science is far more sophisticated. Are you so silly you think you can make people loose confidence in man's ability to improve his world. We have doubled our life span because man has made use of the scientific method. We didn’t double our lifespan because god helped. It didn’t start improving 2000 years ago. Irresponsible idiots like Pearson have no idea of the harm they do.
samten54 1 year ago
if i pasta immediately after eating anti-pasta, will they cancel each other out or will i just get gas?
iluvjoyful 1 year ago
Use the Word to understand the Word. God is the creator. There was nothing before Him creating it. cableman. You are wrong so go read. You either believe or you don't and the Word doesn't apologize. So in our beginning or this beginning that is what happened.
ems2n21 1 year ago
dude
i want this guy to be my science teacher
DanceTheNightAway101 1 year ago 21
sience is an ongoing process and did not find all answers so far. creation is a funny idea of people a few thousand years ago...
so the only truth is: we don't know shit!
constableman 1 year ago
Awesome and so true. And athiest - no one created God. He is creator. Loves you enough to give you an opportunity after being so stupid.
ems2n21 1 year ago
@ems2n21
the bible starts with "in the beginning.." not "at the beginning.." which would mean there allready was some creation going on, which also means god would come from somewhere. maybe god was created by some bigger creator, just like we created virtual reality. probably it's all just a biiig game and means nothing.
well, i rather go for evolution. i don't like the idea of some big dude with an inferiority complex fucking with me.
constableman 1 year ago
1. Chemists claim that life started at the nucleus of an atom?
2. Physicists claim that life started with the Big Bang?
3. Universal expansion is slowing down?
4. The Cambrian explosion is unexplainable?
5. God musta created everything?
1. BULLSHIT!!
2. BULLSHIT!!
3. READ A CURRENT TEXTBOOK!!
4. READ A BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK!!
5. THEN WHO CREATED GOD?!
fsmdidit 1 year ago
This is painfully ignorant. He doesn't know the difference between living organisms & the universe, nor between biology & cosmology, nor between evolution & abiogenisis. The most painful thing about it is the combination if arogance and ignorance. Of course, it's typical for arrogant people to accept they don't know things, so the things science hasn't explained yet they simply replace with "God did it," as if it's the only possible option for things we haven't figured out yet.
TheTeachingAtheist 1 year ago
@TheTeachingAtheist Science has failed NUMEROUS times. The BIBLE hasn't. It is sharper than a two edged sword and is able to pierce through the most vile of sin. WE ARE NOT ARROGANT. We want to continue learning. I can't say I love science, but I don't hate it either. I enjoy chemistry. But it's true, even college professors today can't explain it all. But suddenly science is more Almighty and correct even though it hasn't all been proven??? Nothing created God, He created all (cont)
DigidestinedofTrust 1 year ago
@DigidestinedofTrust
Are you serious? The bible hasn't failed? Let me tell you why it has not failed:
Because it is unquestionable! Therefore it can never be anything to ITSELF but the truth. Have you excluded the facts that people die in the name of religion daily, and has done so for years and years? In what way is that not failing? If i were to say that Chuck Norris created man in 7 round house kicks and that his laws is the truth, how can it be wrong when it is unquestionable?
LarryLynx 11 months ago
In no way does God have to explain himself to us. In fact there are some things best left unanswered and He says to trust Him. Everyone thinks they're so innocent when really they're not, especially in God's eyes. But He chose to forgive us by going to the cross. He can do ANYTHING! He's all powerful. He opened the gates of hell for the devil. Not for us. But those who harden their hearts and reject him will suffer the same fate.
DigidestinedofTrust 1 year ago
@DigidestinedofTrust It isn’t possible for something that doesn’t exist explain itself. There is no shortage of people who imagine what god is, wants and does. All without evidence.
samten54 1 year ago
Now answer me this, WHERE did the object (if there was a big bang or some sort of speck that evolved) come from if it was nothing? And how can a big bang MAKE something that wasn't originally even there? Last I checked a bang that big causes destruction not beautiful creation. Something can't be molded out of nothing unless it comes from a power that understands everything in existence. The beginning is so intense I can't fathom it or even infinity, no one can explain it!
DigidestinedofTrust 1 year ago
@DigidestinedofTrust The name Big Bang was adopted from the description given by a creationist who was debating with Physicists at the time it was first hypothesized. It was not a Big Bang but rather a massive expansion of hydrogen that condensed and exploded to form heavier materials over billions of years. Studies on the beginning of the universe are still taking place. We could investigate or just make it up like the Bronze Age inverters of your religion.
samten54 1 year ago
no.
mmekk123 1 year ago
Did you know you could get the same result and do the same joke with the word "POO"?
MrSantaClaws1001 1 year ago
thats real cool the god thing
VAMPIRE1LADY 1 year ago
This is awesome!
God made all this !
PyroJesusFreak 1 year ago
OUR GOD REIGNssss HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... this is awesome im showing it to my church
heavygold 1 year ago
i went to a ron pearson show and i cauged cause i laughed soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard! haha lol
tjmaxlovers 1 year ago
lol thats the best answer to the answer of life ive ever heard... =D
rosiemoo25 1 year ago
bla bla bla man will never know nothing just live fuck eat reproduce that is it
No3225 1 year ago